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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:27:00 2023 No.54087637 [Reply] [Original]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:27:56 2023 No.54087668 File: 57 KB, 900x900, 1624913890767.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >FRC options have an IV of 800% I wanna sell options so bad bros

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:28:02 2023 No.54087672 Red day lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:28:09 2023 No.54087678 File: 54 KB, 601x473, the duality of biz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What bank stocks should a mad lad be buying?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:28:17 2023 No.54087688 File: 50 KB, 1280x720, interstellarLibrary.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >NOOOO >ITS NOT THE BOTTOM DON'T SLURP >DON'T SLURP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:28:36 2023 No.54087699 >>54087672 circuit breaker day lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:28:44 2023 No.54087702 File: 550 KB, 778x1100, 1600839159342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everything will be fine

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:28:47 2023 No.54087705 >markets pumping >crypto pumping >biden ensured banks are safe >economy and jobs strong >fed pivoting uhh what's bearish again?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:28:53 2023 No.54087708 >>54087678 First Republic

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:28:53 2023 No.54087709 >>54087678 FRC ? WAL ? Idk man i'm on FRC rn and it feels halted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:29:01 2023 No.54087715 just fucking crash it or pump it already Im sick of waiting

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:29:07 2023 No.54087718 how the fuck is bitcoin going up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:29:09 2023 No.54087719 File: 245 KB, 1170x1555, 3A349227-16EA-4E39-992F-9CF6F56075C0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this shit unironically going to 0? Who else is shorting?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:29:25 2023 No.54087727 WAL un-halted

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:29:27 2023 No.54087730 File: 1.88 MB, 374x280, 610B942D-8E12-4E76-9C3F-796BC82C48CB.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:29:47 2023 No.54087738 whats with all the halting?? why is this allowed?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:29:55 2023 No.54087745 File: 1.13 MB, 1617x581, Weirdarino.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:29:59 2023 No.54087747 File: 53 KB, 692x495, fts based.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's up in your portfolio today, /smg/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:30:00 2023 No.54087749 >>54087702 That only works for flakey ears, not greasy ears.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:30:04 2023 No.54087752
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I bought puts on everything that was green and I'm holding them until SOXL is single digits again.

CPI tomorrow and it's going to be hot.

BOIL kings we are ripping

This is financial advice

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:30:07 2023 No.54087756 >>54087708 >currently in a trade halt

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:30:08 2023 No.54087759 >>54087718 Tech trannies moving their funds out of banks so they can't be bailed in, perhaps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:30:12 2023 No.54087764 >>54087719 >shorting the bottom

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:30:17 2023 No.54087767
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>Mfw didn't think that the entire fucking banking sector would start failing this early into the recession, so I haven't bought any metals yet.

Fucking gay America being weaker than anyone thought.
I won't have money to buy gold or platinum for at least a month or two, but it'll probably be 2x more expensive by then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:30:22 2023 No.54087772 >>54087678 ally and schwab

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:30:24 2023 No.54087773 IT'S RED IT'S RED IT'S RED IT'S RED IT'S RED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:30:26 2023 No.54087776 >>54087678 WAL, SI and FRC are suicide missions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:30:56 2023 No.54087787 File: 297 KB, 844x938, powell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54087705 >fed pivoting lol, lmao even. would you care to explain why the fed would halt or cut interest rates into a red hot economy where everything is awesome?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:31:05 2023 No.54087790 >>54087705 Inflation

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:31:15 2023 No.54087794 total market death

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:31:22 2023 No.54087799 File: 86 KB, 341x406, 63018183-040A-491A-94BF-B86B81357E67.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you're buying this, you're a complete fool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:31:24 2023 No.54087800 File: 202 KB, 1080x1080, QHZZ (1178).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm fine i'm fine i'm fine

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:31:25 2023 No.54087801 >>54087718 Everything is going up, except for banks who are fucked

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:31:30 2023 No.54087804 so which bank is the next casulty? frc? are we getting a double up in one day?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:31:35 2023 No.54087806 >>54087678 I might buy BAC if it dips below 22, JPM is a buy under 100.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:32:04 2023 No.54087816 File: 28 KB, 466x307, E0AB07E4-7E2A-43AE-9B66-50BB64CA1957.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yeah everything’s fine

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:32:11 2023 No.54087818 File: 31 KB, 718x556, EPY2X0hU0AEOcOz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >woke up late >random put I bought friday went from 1.50 to 6.50 >KBE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:32:31 2023 No.54087831 >DPST >daily movement >-50% LOL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:32:31 2023 No.54087832 >>54087705 >fed pivoting What? But yeah, this is a classic market FUD. No need to be bearish. FED is gonna continue raising rates until the economy gets in line... crabbing market 2023 here we go

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:32:43 2023 No.54087839 >>54087752 congrats on the $40

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:32:46 2023 No.54087841 >>54087752 I was planning on sinking way more into BOIL on the dip this morning, been waiting all day yesterday. At least what I already have is up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:32:46 2023 No.54087840 >>54087816 what a larpass

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:33:02 2023 No.54087852 Damn, they are soft landing the banks to 0 with all the halts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:33:06 2023 No.54087856 File: 1.70 MB, 666x374, Clap you stupid bastards.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54087787 Hey, Dang it man, Cmon- f-fight me Corn Pop, you evil bastard! >Meet me outside! Gotta go fast!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:33:12 2023 No.54087859 File: 181 KB, 409x517, 59C43239-A7F3-4FCE-9B96-7673B8E7FF1C.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mumu’s what happened? Last night you were full of exuberance?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:33:23 2023 No.54087866 >>54087787 >everything is awesome >please ignore the fentanyl zombies and avoid the 12 block no go zone downtown

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:33:30 2023 No.54087871 >>54087678 The only one people should be buying is Schwab. If Schwab goes under it'll be a swift selloff to SPX 3000 and you can slurp cheapies there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:33:39 2023 No.54087881 File: 4 KB, 338x35, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think we know the reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:33:47 2023 No.54087884 File: 24 KB, 815x436, Screenshot 2023-03-13 at 08-33-17 Fed Rate Monitor Tool - Investing.com.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54087832 >being this stupid

>>	Buy SKYT Sell High Mon Mar 13 14:33:50 2023 No.54087886 File: 96 KB, 655x900, ejwz15hd40351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Spy is still being super jewy. What the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:34:10 2023 No.54087896 File: 49 KB, 1001x814, 1678662369135174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54087859 bobo its crab market now take a sit and eat my shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:34:19 2023 No.54087900 File: 220 KB, 568x479, greenwojak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hi

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:34:25 2023 No.54087906 File: 53 KB, 600x800, 1671547643585884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54087859 yours might be the most stupid post of the day

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:34:48 2023 No.54087912 Will the fed have a report ready before whatever they’re presenting in 30 minutes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:34:56 2023 No.54087918 I'm just glad swing-trading frens are probably making money today

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:34:59 2023 No.54087921 >>54087859 people just a bit uneasy don't worry line only go up (unironically)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:35:05 2023 No.54087924 >>54087884 It’s gonna be 25 bps for sure

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:35:10 2023 No.54087929 File: 3 KB, 225x130, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i am so fucking stupid why didn't i put my life savings in this stock fuck fuck fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:35:17 2023 No.54087935 File: 56 KB, 972x520, Oh no.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anons why did the market open an hour earlier?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:35:18 2023 No.54087937 >>54087787 Because banks are failing, that's pretty much the only valid reason to pivot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:35:35 2023 No.54087948 File: 102 KB, 1024x702, chernobyl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] anyone else worried about the CPI numbers tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:35:37 2023 No.54087950 WTF is happening to the biz homepage?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:35:43 2023 No.54087955 >>54087921 I thought circuit breakers would fill people with confidence though

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:35:47 2023 No.54087957 >>54087866 Americans love niggers, etc. etc.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:35:55 2023 No.54087960

>>54087747
ZIm, gold stocks, goyslop, REITs for some reason, JNJ, tech stocks.
My banks are little down, fortunately I'm not holding any that would be down double digits today.
I'm also glad I sold JXN at $43 some time ago kek. RIP anon that held it after earnings.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 13 14:35:59 2023 No.54087962 >>54087886 Biden said everything is fine, stop being such a G_d damn pussy and buy calls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:36:01 2023 No.54087963 >>54087637 I NEED SCREENSHOTS OF TOTAL BANKER DEATH SHOW ME THE CARNAGE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:36:07 2023 No.54087969 >>54087937 they can bail banks out without pivoting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:36:10 2023 No.54087972 File: 24 KB, 512x512, 1674850543613211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54087929 >+$23.67

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:36:22 2023 No.54087979
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>>54087884
Nah, there is absolutely no way in hell the FED will start QE again just because few meme banks got fugged. That has basically no bearing at all on the economy as a whole and is just, as I wrote, a classic FUD.
Powell has repeatedly said that he will bring inflation down and will not stop until core inflation has shown real signs of decreasing... you guys are gasping at straws here

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:36:22 2023 No.54087980 >>54087935 Because

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:36:28 2023 No.54087982 >>54087948 Nope I hope it comes in hot as fuck and Jerome has no choice but to launch a full bepis point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:36:31 2023 No.54087985 >>54087794 >S&P -0.37% Woah what a day

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:36:48 2023 No.54087998 >>54087937 >banks Are these banks in the room with us right now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:36:53 2023 No.54087999 >>54087886 those tan lines hnggg. makes me almost forget about my schwab bag

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:36:59 2023 No.54088002 >>54087950 the eclipse

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:36:59 2023 No.54088001 >>54087950 looks normal to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:37:02 2023 No.54088004 File: 943 KB, 750x875, 1675101263632415.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not linking new thread in old thread Commit die

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:37:14 2023 No.54088008

Reminder that bank failures are actually bullish for the market overall. People will dump bank stocks for tech, bailouts and rate cuts are here, meanwhile the real economy is still GREAT, which everyone seems to have forgotten. This is peak "crisis", up only from here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:37:15 2023 No.54088009 >first republic >78% down So that's over then is it, that's already decided

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:37:16 2023 No.54088012 >>54087948 Not worried per se, but in light of what's happening I wonder what the effects are gonna be

>>	Buy SKYT Sell High Mon Mar 13 14:37:26 2023 No.54088018 >>54087962 Is it time to buy gold and silver or what

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:37:30 2023 No.54088020 >>54087948 >worried No. They will be bad. 0.5. Which is great for my portfolio because I sold everything in February and went short. You didn't listen

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:37:34 2023 No.54088024 File: 102 KB, 900x529, fearSneedIndex.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Unhalt the halts and stop FUCKING crabbing on major indices

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:37:37 2023 No.54088028

As a bean commodity trader on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, my days are spent monitoring the prices of beans in Malaysia down to the tenth of a penny. It's a job that requires a lot of focus and attention to detail, but I've always enjoyed it. My friends call me a "beaner," which is the term used on the floor of the NYSE to describe someone who trades in beans. I like to think that people like me because of my expertise in this area.

But lately, I've been feeling like there might be more to life than just beans on a computer screen. Sure, my BeanMe algorithms are making me a lot of money by allowing me to steal beans from poor farmers and sell them to rich people in other countries for 500 times the price. But is that really something to be proud of? Am I contributing anything meaningful to society, or am I just profiting off the backs of others?

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have a job that actually made a difference in the world. To be able to wake up every morning and know that I was doing something to help people, rather than just making myself rich. But then I remind myself that I have bills to pay and a lifestyle to maintain. And besides, I'm good at what I do. Why give up something I'm good at just because it doesn't feel very fulfilling?

So for now, I'll keep monitoring those bean prices and running my algorithms. Maybe someday I'll find a way to use my skills for something more meaningful, but for now, I'll just be content with being a "beaner" on the NYSE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:37:40 2023 No.54088030 Vix is mooning

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:37:43 2023 No.54088033 >>54087637 Honesty not very impressed by this crash, it's turning around and I don't se many 52 week lows outside of banks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:37:48 2023 No.54088037 >>54087979 >post evidence to refute his claim >replies with a nearly reddit spaced fag reply okay. filtered.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:37:58 2023 No.54088039 File: 280 KB, 1440x1800, 275466476_164941199207835_6582090176972069590_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sorry I sold. Go on without me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:38:11 2023 No.54088045 File: 48 KB, 1024x667, 1650475540471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54087972 >it's worthless penny stock, i'll just throw in some money I wouldn't mind losing >rips up 50% i'm legitimately considering suicide

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:38:17 2023 No.54088049 >>54087969 Yes but it won't stop them from failing. It'll be an infinite chain of bailouts until everyone except for the biggest ones is dead. I mean that could be the play, I wouldn't be surprised

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:38:17 2023 No.54088050 >>54088008 The VIX is even spiking. That's a reliable bottom signal. This minor "crisis" is the inflection point that will mark the soft landing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:38:33 2023 No.54088059 File: 499 KB, 748x717, 1267506671294.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088008 > People will dump bank stocks for tech

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:38:34 2023 No.54088060 File: 704 KB, 1951x1172, 7E5CE8ED-969D-437D-B47E-CD9021BFB4A4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54087637 Are these graphs useful in any way shape or form for long term (10 to 20 years) investments?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:38:45 2023 No.54088067 >>54088030 lol the VIX hit 30 this morning at open

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:38:57 2023 No.54088072 File: 218 KB, 508x525, 1306100216484.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088039

Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 13 14:39:05 2023 No.54088077 [DELETED]

>KILL BANKERS. BEHEAD BANKERS. ROUNDHOUSE KICK A BANKER INTO THE CONCRETE. SLAM DUNK A BANKER BABY INTO THE TRASHCAN. CRUCIFY FILTHY NIGGERS. DEFECATE IN A BANKERS FOOD. LAUNCH BANKERS INTO THE SUN. STIR FRY BANKERS IN A WOK. TOSS BANKERS INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOES. URINATE INTO A BANKERS GAS TANK. JUDO THROW BANKERS INTO A WOOD CHIPPER. TWIST BANKERS HEADS OFF. REPORT BANKERS TO THE IRS. KARATE CHOP BANKERS IN HALF. CURB STOMP PREGNANT BLACK BANKERS. TRAP BANKERS IN QUICKSAND. CRUSH BANKERS IN THE TRASH COMPACTOR. LIQUEFY BANKERS IN A VAT OF ACID. EAT BANKERS. DISSECT BANKERS. EXTERMINATE BANKERS IN THE GAS CHAMBER. STOMP BANKER SKULLS WITH STEEL TOED BOOTS. CREMATE BANKERS IN THE OVEN. LOBOTOMIZE BANKERS. MANDATORY ABORTIONS FOR BANKERS. GRIND BANKER FETUSES IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. DROWN BANKERS IN FRIED CHICKEN GREASE. VAPORIZE BANKERS WITH A RAY GUN. KICK OLD BANKERS DOWN THE STAIRS. FEED BANKERS TO ALLIGATORS. SLICE BANKERS WITH A KATANA.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:39:05 2023 No.54088076

>>54087979
"backstopping" is the new QE.
FED already opened a special purpose facility so the "eligible" banks can park their MBS and Treasuries for 12 months rent free,
then another 12 months,
then another 12 months,
until they mature on the FEDs balance sheet.
Stealth QE is on again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:39:08 2023 No.54088081 >>54088004 >>54087645 Are you gay?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:39:21 2023 No.54088087 >>54088020 hike will just be 25bp. any sudden movements would be a big mistake right now. >>54088012 i think it's going to take a long time to get things under control. everywhere i go now is extremely busy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:39:37 2023 No.54088098 File: 37 KB, 500x352, 1668554741413049.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:39:41 2023 No.54088100 >>54088050 a 30 spike is just first sign. During bobo it went as high as 40-50 on the daily.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:39:53 2023 No.54088104 >>54088004 Jesus christ topkek that picture. Bobo posting is best posting.....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:40:08 2023 No.54088111 File: 765 KB, 1080x2280, 1631586120215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088098 I AM THE LAW.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:40:11 2023 No.54088114 >>54088050 >The VIX is even spiking. That's a reliable bottom signal lmao moron, you never know how high it can spike, it can be 30, it can be 38, it can be 50, it can be 89.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:40:14 2023 No.54088117 I thought the Biden pump would be much stronger. Closing time will be ugly.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:40:27 2023 No.54088123
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literal nothingburger, this will be the great excuse not to cut rates drastically so everything going as planned over there

good long spots soonish. while the lemmings are panicking fearing losing their bank savings and selling stonks for discount

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBgzY4q53RQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:40:40 2023 No.54088132 >>54088045 Could just as easily gone down 50%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:41:01 2023 No.54088140 >>54088009 and yet for the life of me i cannot get an options chain on it. in the past even when trading was halted there were chains, just old ones. broker says no fun allowed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:41:15 2023 No.54088149 File: 995 KB, 3370x2031, 1644814176203.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088039 Threadly reminder, muscle girls are not permitted in /smg/ and are a sign you're gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:41:20 2023 No.54088151 All I care about is that $HAS keeps dumping. Pump all you want SPY, hell even pump my NVDA short I don't care. Just let Hasbro die

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:41:24 2023 No.54088153 >markets are green Wtf bobo told me it was going to go down

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:41:32 2023 No.54088159 >>54088008 If the real economy is great, they're not going to cut rates, you fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:41:57 2023 No.54088168 >>54088123 >excuse not to cut rates If they don't, it'll be a something burger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:42:04 2023 No.54088174 File: 386 KB, 1512x2016, 1611770516667.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's a fucking circus out there today.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:42:24 2023 No.54088191 File: 2.84 MB, 720x940, Sonia Malavisi seeing stars Q30 -1p.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088149 no u >futures

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:42:44 2023 No.54088198 they halted banks to the upside to make things look better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:42:45 2023 No.54088199 File: 72 KB, 634x703, 1649543050179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088153 If you were paying attention last night I told everyone it was going to pump this morning before dumping for the rest of the week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:43:15 2023 No.54088210 >>54088114 The underlying economy is too strong for the market to go down. Again, markets are forward looking. Bailouts are here. Markets will look past any trouble to QE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:43:23 2023 No.54088214 >>54088149 Are you saying you want me to post my favorite SSBBW? Because that's how you get me posting blob girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:43:33 2023 No.54088219 >>54087969 You can't fight inflation by printing money, simple anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:43:33 2023 No.54088218 File: 197 KB, 1852x506, OHNONONO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Schwabies...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:43:36 2023 No.54088220 File: 13 KB, 900x593, 1678718612441.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54086398 Explain

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:43:47 2023 No.54088228 File: 73 KB, 999x1000, 1678377126678893.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088149 did you just diss kreayshawn

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:43:56 2023 No.54088231

>>54088123
You're incredibly naive if you think they're not going to break things then cut rates drastically, as naive as an emo music linking lainposter appears. But yes, after the crash there will be plenty of good longs in the same areas that boomed with Covid on ultralow interest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:44:05 2023 No.54088236 >>54088210 so what you're saying is that rape hikes will continue?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:44:13 2023 No.54088243 >>54088188 Why are the euro banks shidding? Is it due to their exposure to US banks?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:44:17 2023 No.54088246 >>54088111 >RESPECT THE BADGE >HE EARNED IT WITH HIS BLOOD >FEAR THE GUN >THE SENTENCE MAY BE DEATH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3ta5ahB-6w

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:44:35 2023 No.54088252 File: 51 KB, 720x480, Lain_s071.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088168 meant to say raise rates. so couple mini banks go down and cause some financial trouble, fed says it halts rate hikes. yield go back to 2%, fueling a new rally

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:44:37 2023 No.54088253 File: 25 KB, 238x231, 1675222918791450.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088149 >doesn't like /fit/ women I cannot imagine being this fragile a man

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:44:49 2023 No.54088258 >>54088210 If the economy is strong there will not be QE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:44:52 2023 No.54088261 >>54088214 Yes. >>54088228 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:45:06 2023 No.54088275 >>54088243 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:45:07 2023 No.54088276 I sold SOXL what should I short? I don't wanna touch SOXL or SOXS again

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:45:19 2023 No.54088279 >>54088243 Panic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:45:21 2023 No.54088282 File: 592 KB, 1798x810, 20110614001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088149

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:45:25 2023 No.54088285 >>54088246 Voivod, Coroner and Vektor much better

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:45:28 2023 No.54088286 >>54088159 They're cutting to protect banks. Even if the real economy is strong, banking insolvency is bad. Thus, we get bailouts and QE on the back of an already-strong economy and the Fed shows it can't hike above 4% ever. BULLISH.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:45:30 2023 No.54088288 File: 78 KB, 427x321, trillion-dollar-coin-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088219 What are trillion dollar coins, courtesy of Krugman

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:45:33 2023 No.54088291 >>54088243 it's because every bank around the world is underwater on assets they've had since before the global rate increases over the last year

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:45:44 2023 No.54088295 File: 782 KB, 858x1200, 1597949587318.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088149 reminder that should never serve as a reminder: 3D is always PD

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:45:51 2023 No.54088298 is there an opposite ETF for $FAZ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:46:02 2023 No.54088306 >>54088261 you need to go back

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:46:09 2023 No.54088311 Sucks all these people are about to learn we ain't done with hikes yet...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:46:18 2023 No.54088315 I went all in on schw

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:46:22 2023 No.54088318 >>54088243 Credit Suisse has been in a bad shape for a long time

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:46:25 2023 No.54088322 >>54088258 economic strength for 15 years now has been driven exclusively by QE. welcome to the retard economy, you're here forever

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:47:04 2023 No.54088334 >>54088291 Ah, loaded up on shit bonds - I see

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:47:10 2023 No.54088337
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Reeee you psyop perma mumus where are my gains! Futures were deep green.
>i load up robinhood after finally waking up

Also whats up with "upload failed" when using pic related pic of downloaded frpm knowyourmeme?
>hmm im down
>Immediately assume Robinhood failed to load
>wait a bit
>its still down
Really funny. Getting real tired of you "mumu's" wh9se paying you to spew put to bet up since SPY was arpund $480?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:47:10 2023 No.54088338 >>54088315 I wanted to do this. good luck anon, not a bad move. Dont get greedy when the time comes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:47:20 2023 No.54088343 Gold and Buttcorn really be doin sum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:47:23 2023 No.54088347 >>54088286 >They're cutting to protect banks Who told you that? They're not going to. They set that liquidity lending fund yesterday specifically so they don't have to even consider it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:47:37 2023 No.54088358 >>54088311 Hikes are done. Though the real economy is strong, banks aren't doing well because of the speed of rate hikes. Bailouts/notQE are needed to protect the banks. Inflationary bull market implies MASSIVE gains for stocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:47:38 2023 No.54088359 >>54087764 >bottom It's still severely overvalued. It's going to $20. Screen cap this, dumb zoomer fag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:47:43 2023 No.54088364 >>54087637 Bought WAL at 8.50. Get fucked bobos I will make more slurping bottom then you will on shorts AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:47:48 2023 No.54088365 >>54088210 a dream in which you go to work and pay your taxes is still a dream anon, if it's made from the stuff dreams are made of.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:47:59 2023 No.54088373 >>54087637 Someone want to explain how and why QQQ just had a massive green flag after tanking a whole percent? Never seen anything like it. Complete market manipulation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:48:09 2023 No.54088379 >>54088364 stopped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:48:25 2023 No.54088388 >>54088334 every bond is shit when they get repriced because rates are higher

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:48:38 2023 No.54088393 >>54088347 Yeah whatever it's totally not a bailout. Rate cuts by May. Financial system can't take anymore. Bullish AF

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:49:00 2023 No.54088400 >>54088315 About to do the same. Ride or die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:49:22 2023 No.54088409 >media is all over first republic >nobody mentions that western alliance is 80% down What's going on there

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:49:32 2023 No.54088414 >>54088393 "Rates" as set by the Fed are purely psychological. You'll see.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:49:33 2023 No.54088415
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>had an interview Friday
>portfolio up 20% didn't go
>different recruiter for another job contacted me today
>up 30% probably won't reply

Jerome I'm never going to get a job. Sorry.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:49:35 2023 No.54088419

>>54088358
They're not going to allow inflation to continue even if doing so harms the economy. In fact it is their explicit goal to decrease wages, employment, and demand. Powell practically screamed this at the democrat senators making the same points you're saying the hearing last week. You are fucking delusional.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:49:36 2023 No.54088421

>>54088276
I almost only ever got burnt on that stock, SOXL. I unironically shouldve bought calls om the other stock I always consider that somehow pulls of green. At least that was green. Sick of the mumus spewing "up" over everything. Dont even think they have money and are just psyops paid to be here to screw us over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:49:49 2023 No.54088425 Russell bros we're up next for a pump r-right

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:49:52 2023 No.54088426 >>54088400 >>54088315 Fuck it, I'll double or nothing then, if they fail there goes my retirement anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:49:59 2023 No.54088430 File: 216 KB, 808x446, 1674117543297537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >average person is retarded >average person panicking about something >do the opposite >be right Maybe this will be the event that teaches you faggots the lesson

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:49:59 2023 No.54088432

>>54088373
People are covering their shorts because they've realized that tighening and hikes are over, cuts and QE are coming. The underlying economy is still very strong, the Fed is just preventing bank failures. This is very bullish for tech because we will have high inflation and easing/cuts at the same time and many tech stocks are already down a lot, so they're cheap.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:50:22 2023 No.54088442

Dudes acting like the SPY is 330. This price action is honestly what I would expect even if there was no banking bullshit happening. Have we forgotten we are still in a bear market and we ALWAYS make a lower low after a lower high? Just pull up the chart. I’m puzzled what bulls are expecting here. Go up to 400? 420? For what? I’d be a buyer if we saw some real panic, but market is shrugging this off. VIX is just up on a gamma squeeze

For example, see: April, June, September 2022. Way more selling those weeks without all the 2008 headlines. If you’re bullish you want a sharp capitulation day then v reversal. Not this sideways shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:50:36 2023 No.54088447 >>54088393 If they were going to cut rates they just would have done that, rather than the liquidity fund.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:50:38 2023 No.54088448
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>>54088358
>Though the real economy is strong, banks aren't doing well because of the speed of rate hikes.

Banks load up on an insanely risky play with treasuries and 0 collateral...
>banks aren't doing well because of the speed of rate hikes.

You have no idea what is going on, let alone to think they are the only bank who pulled this foolish move.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:50:43 2023 No.54088449 >>54088379 it's not stopped on my broker

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:50:46 2023 No.54088450

>>54088285
Vektor is incredibly based but I could never get into Voivod. I think your three are kind of apples-to-oranges compared to classic thrash anyway, which is more or less it's own thing.
>>54088253
Anti-musclegirl posters are, to a man, architectfags and should not be engaged with at all.
I cannot be sicker of the market finding constant excuses to crab. Today I will play vidya.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:50:50 2023 No.54088453 >>54088111 Tell me you’ve taken too many dicks, without telling me you’ve taken too many dicks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:50:58 2023 No.54088457 File: 225 KB, 334x408, miko18.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088306 Oh believe me, I'm going back anyway. This place is full of transphobia and racists. It's truly pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:51:08 2023 No.54088462 Wow great work stockchuds. Ruin the market for everyone like y'all do everything else. Now the bread and circus is gone w'all can finally round y'all up and get you to work for once in your lives

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:51:15 2023 No.54088464 File: 149 KB, 1440x960, 1637175652476.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088430 I'm more afraid of the double reverse inverse though.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:51:29 2023 No.54088469

>>54088419
>They're not going to allow inflation to continue even if doing so harms the economy.
Yes they are. If they weren't they wouldn't have bailed out medium-sized banks and immediately let everyone believe the bailout was here and let DXY and yields crash. The Fed will accept higher inflation to save the financial system. This banking collapse changes everything, remarks last week don't matter anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:51:44 2023 No.54088480 File: 9 KB, 250x250, 1634938018649.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the economy is doing so well >the fed just has to slam rates to hell

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:52:05 2023 No.54088488 >>54088432 >QE is coming Kek no. $32 trillion in debt, and you think they are going to turn the printers back on?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:52:06 2023 No.54088489 >>54088373 Don't take your eyes of the screen. This situation usually changes during the day. It happened like that in 2008. It's not a time to sleep holding the bag

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:52:25 2023 No.54088499 >>54088432 Ya the economy is real strong, with all of the auto loan defaults, student debt bubble, and increasing layoffs. Rate cut or not it’s over till 2024.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:52:29 2023 No.54088502 >>54088442 SPY should be at 420 minimum not 380. The economy is strong and the Fed is about to ease into 6% CPI because the banks can't take any more. The bottom is already in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:52:30 2023 No.54088503 File: 323 KB, 1131x800, 1301711615282.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088430 >retards do thing >contrarian retards reflexively do opposite thing is the correct thing to do in this case nothing, because that's what I'm doing

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:52:35 2023 No.54088507

>>54087982
I hope so at this point. Wipe out the freaking annoying mumus on this board, make them get back into the wage cage so they stop screaming pump for over a year now

>>54088020
I hope so I dont care if it wipes out my bullish stocks/options. Im sick of mumus arrogance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:52:39 2023 No.54088508 >>54088432 anon you're just repeating yourself over and over like a fool

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:52:52 2023 No.54088517 File: 78 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088018 It is always a good time to buy gold and silver and yes now would be a good time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:52:53 2023 No.54088518 >>54088432 Imagine being this fucking retarded.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:53:28 2023 No.54088535

>>54088373
Hedgefund managers are saying that the fed has no choice but to pause rape hikes or even reverse them, even though that's not even close to true. The question is, are these hedgefund managers saying this in order to manufacture a pump in order to sell higher and buy puts, or are they just actually so fucking jewish that they think they can demand the fed lower rates in order to prop up overvalued equities?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:53:39 2023 No.54088538 >soxs only up 3 percent it's never going past 30 again is it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:53:45 2023 No.54088540 File: 120 KB, 1542x2048, QHZZ (621).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088457 Good, you gave me consistently shit stock advice.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:53:47 2023 No.54088543
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>The FDIC has said that across all banks, there were about $620 billion in what are called unrealized losses as of the end of last year.
>The Fed has now promised to swap these securities for cash at face value, meaning banks won’t have to realize any losses on them for now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:53:48 2023 No.54088544 >>54088508 It's called copium. Mumu has been overdosing on it lately.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:53:49 2023 No.54088547 This was all planned to consolidate power amongst the big five super banks just like last time, it’s all fake everything is bullshit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:53:51 2023 No.54088549 apple computer is up 4.5% from it's pre market low and is still trying to hockey stick up. what collapse? what recessions?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:53:53 2023 No.54088551 >>54088430 You haven't factored in the fact that you're also average.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:53:56 2023 No.54088553

>>54088488
Yes I do.

>>54088499
>auto-loan default
Nothingburger.
>student loans
The government will extend the grace period again.
>layoffs
There are no layoffs outside of mega-cap tech, every payroll report has been hot for 10+ months now. Tech layoffs have been received well anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:54:01 2023 No.54088554 File: 358 KB, 825x496, Screenshot 2022-11-13 2.18.37 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We are going to be under 3750 by Friday. Screen cap this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:54:30 2023 No.54088562 >>54088535 >Hedgefund managers Literal who?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:54:36 2023 No.54088565
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>>54088419
what exactly are the downsides of uncontrolled hyperinflation in an era of instant digital transactions anon? do you suppose that the APIs will need wheelbarrows to carry all the bites of information, or that algos will have difficulty transporting the exponent next to your salary to your account for every picosecond of work In Real Time (TM)?

the omnissiah fears no inflation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:54:46 2023 No.54088571 >>54088535 The real question is is the Fed so zionist that they'll listen and do what the hedge funds demand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:54:51 2023 No.54088572 File: 3.87 MB, 1920x814, 1678664932438904.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088517

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:54:52 2023 No.54088573 >>54088449 halted

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:54:56 2023 No.54088576 >>54088547 who would possibly want to do that!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:55:33 2023 No.54088594 File: 1.04 MB, 787x1350, 1675664054726882.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have all the halted stocks resumed trading?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:55:33 2023 No.54088593 >>54088549 Exactly. Apple is both a flight to safety and sure to do well in the coming max risk-on environment due to rate cuts and QE w/ 6%+ CPI. It's the perfect buy right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:55:39 2023 No.54088599 Went all in on the dip and made $5000 already today. EZmoney. Always buy when retards panic sell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:55:40 2023 No.54088600 File: 171 KB, 1042x784, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088553 Lol.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:55:46 2023 No.54088602 >>54088543 Source? So basically bail-outs then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:56:07 2023 No.54088613 File: 14 KB, 477x543, 1671565403137392.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Vaccine Man on CNBC right now, ready to cure cancer

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:56:16 2023 No.54088622 >>54088572 I feel we could probably have a Jeremy Irons webm for every market situation

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:56:30 2023 No.54088629 >>54088602 https://www.wsj.com/articles/were-banks-just-bailed-out-by-the-government-6b0a582f?mod=hp_theme_svb-ribbon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:56:33 2023 No.54088631 >>54088600 Literally who the fuck are any of these.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:56:36 2023 No.54088633

>>54088480
Kek. Its stuff like this that should obvipusly make someone bearish but nope it pumps. Except today where SPY is down even with it major holdings pumped. Really shows what most of the market is doing if its major holdings cant hold it up. Wonder whatd happen of those few werent propping it up from going further down eg they went down woth the rest of the stocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:57:01 2023 No.54088643 >>54088593 >flight to safety of max risk on What the fuck are bulls smoking to be this fucking stupid?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:57:04 2023 No.54088645

>>54088469
>they wouldn't have bailed out medium-sized banks
They didn't. They made depositors whole, and then established a fund so that banks that have solid collateral can more easily survive a random bank run. There was no "bail out", SVB is dead, and its equity and the holders of that equity are zeroed out. Any other banks which are fundamentally insolvent are also not protected by any of the actions taken.

Also the fed didn't "let" DXY fall anymore than they "let" bitcoin run up. It's just retarded speculators assuming the feds will pause hikes or reduce interest rates even though they have absolutely no fucking reason to do so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:57:22 2023 No.54088656 >>54088631 >inbred doesn't even do the most basic research possible >shitposts anyway >gets BTFO >cries a river Every time

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:57:28 2023 No.54088658 File: 37 KB, 555x657, 1623866980291.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088540 I've never lost on trade and have never given a losing stock to my followers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:57:51 2023 No.54088664 File: 150 KB, 900x1200, 1658352215839094.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I made it out. Let it burn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:58:32 2023 No.54088687 >>54088656 How am I crying a river when the indices are rallying?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:58:37 2023 No.54088688 Ooooohhhhh schwabbies Things aren't looking too gooood

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:58:51 2023 No.54088698 File: 110 KB, 1023x693, BANKING-FINANCE-Unrealized-losses-at-U.S.-banks-graphic-from-FDICs-Gruenberg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088448 Here is what is what they are really worried about

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:58:52 2023 No.54088700 wtf is happening to nat gas

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:59:11 2023 No.54088714 File: 172 KB, 1080x1326, 1654804474549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anon, remember: the markets are retarded. If Fed stops hiking, it will be new 80's and Powell know that. Stay calm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:59:17 2023 No.54088720 File: 108 KB, 750x935, 1643125726649.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088664 Whoa there champ. We don't allow poki posting here.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:59:21 2023 No.54088721

>>54088571
And the answer is no. Not because they are better people, but because it is not in their interest to do so. Their goal and reputation demands they protect the common man and lower interest rates even if it requires harming the screaming hot equity and labor markets (which it does). They also sold their equities when the bogs died in fall 2021, so they don't have skin in the game.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:59:44 2023 No.54088731 >>54087688 Moved into all-cash. Holding

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:00:00 2023 No.54088735 When do I catch the falling knife?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:00:06 2023 No.54088739 >>54087637 I am buying FRC calls if it gets close to 8 or 9 dollars a share.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:00:07 2023 No.54088740 >>54088720 I really don't understand her body shape, but I am very into it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:00:11 2023 No.54088745 File: 129 KB, 763x1200, dee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm about to doubly my money on WAL and everyone last tread was telling me not to buy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:00:19 2023 No.54088749 >>54088714 If they don't stop hiking it'll be the new 2008

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:00:28 2023 No.54088755 >>54088553 You’re delusional, if all of these things play out like you’re saying then we are in for hyperinflation, which is far worse than a crash

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:00:31 2023 No.54088758 >>54088735 Now. Already up 2% on the SCHW I just bought.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 13 15:00:32 2023 No.54088759 File: 248 KB, 600x600, NoLatinxAllowed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088664 You should go withdraw all your money before you can't. The FDIC claim process can take months.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:00:34 2023 No.54088760

>>54088543
Isnt this illegal? Theyre basically using semantics to dodge it, it even though its the same thing. Why dont I ever get bailed out from bad trades. Dont give me that "were saving the economy" bank screwed up not my problem if they fail. And dont give me that excuse if you owe $100 its your problem but if you owe $100m its their problem. You sure well know that if you owed $100m theyd just lock you up for life unlike corporation.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:00:44 2023 No.54088764
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>>54088298
>SLURP
3x Bull Bank ETFs/ETNs:
FAS 3x XLF (broad index)
BNKU 3x Big Banks (see pic)
DPST 3x KRE (regional sh!t banks)

>>54088343
indeed. Friday-monday GDXU gains so good
BITO 18%
MARA 18%
GDXU 21%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:00:48 2023 No.54088765 >>54088593 >laid off tech bros and HRbettys will continue to shell out 1000s for inferior luxury product this is your brain on copium

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:00:55 2023 No.54088771 Can someone explain to me why the Aussie futures are down 2% , yet american indices are generally green?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:00:56 2023 No.54088773 BOBOS KNEEL.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:01:14 2023 No.54088787 >>54088740 Pre-dumpy-butt arabess mode

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:01:14 2023 No.54088788 BOBO ARE YOU OKAY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:01:35 2023 No.54088796 File: 9 KB, 510x506, Screenshot_20230313-105955_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the BOIL >the TMF >the VIX >the gold and silver >the exit pump No One Ever Listens I would heem every bull in this thread

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:01:36 2023 No.54088798

>>54088633
Flight to safety. We won't bottom out until every safe haven is throttled and destroyed. It's why you always hear 6 months later or 1 year later the market bottomed when looking into previous recessions and crashes. It takes time for The system to get flushed out from weakest to strongest.

What is making me laugh is just how weak the banking system really was no one saw it being this fragile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:01:42 2023 No.54088801 >>54088698 No wonder they keep pushing those articles about Taxing unrealized gains and taxing the shit out of capital gains. They are trying to shake everyone out before crashing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:01:50 2023 No.54088805 File: 66 KB, 299x282, 1599372611592031.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088749 Good, the heroin addiction to 0% rates and QE needs to stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:02:13 2023 No.54088816 File: 1.33 MB, 2540x3478, 1480193149920.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088759 Silence, jew.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:02:35 2023 No.54088821 >>54088565 If the value of a dollar is projected to go towards zero relative to its current valuation at any given time, a business will refuse to accept it, because it is effectively worthless. As such, hyperinflation means the economy stalls out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:02:43 2023 No.54088824 >>54088788 GOOD

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:02:53 2023 No.54088830 >>54088554 That's not really a remarkable move, we're likely to be below 3650 (or lower) in a week or two to test the October low.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:02:55 2023 No.54088833

>>54088755
I said in another post to expect ongoing high inflation yes. The Fed can't hike anymore. But that means you need to be in high-beta stocks.

>>54088643
Apple is a flight to safety because it's the best company in the US and everyone will hide out there IF the market goes down. Under an inflationary bull market Apple will do great anyway. It's the safest play right now which is why you can see Apple lifting the indices basically on its own.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:02:58 2023 No.54088835 File: 26 KB, 640x576, 1643140302360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088740 It's called frumpy streamer body

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:03:00 2023 No.54088837 File: 28 KB, 400x400, iwakura_lain_3089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088749 at least that what they can say, that's what matters. so hikes will be at least scaled down big time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBj4HJLy44A

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:03:09 2023 No.54088845 File: 2.13 MB, 1496x1062, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pls stop

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:03:10 2023 No.54088846 SPY is acting like a schizo. I think I will wait until afternoon. I'm out of this crab dance

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:03:18 2023 No.54088851 >>54087772 >ally and schwab why

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:03:20 2023 No.54088852 bobo kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:03:30 2023 No.54088853 oh my goodness

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:03:46 2023 No.54088863 >>54088735 >>54088758 Up 22% on DPST. You gotta be fast

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:03:50 2023 No.54088866 >>54088796 ok mister smart guy, whats the next move?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:04:02 2023 No.54088871

>>54088760
well, they're trying to stop liquidity problems. these banks didn't really make bad "trades", it's just nobody has the liquidity (without taking huge losses) when a lot of people want to pull out at once. it would be more like if you had a treasury bill that was maturing in 2 years and you used that as collateral to get a loan from a bank and they charged you 0% interest.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 13 15:04:33 2023 No.54088890 >>54088816 Alright fine, don't listen to me. You can get fucked and then bitch about it later.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:04:33 2023 No.54088889 >>54088565 What leads you to believe hyperinflation will come? In order to have hyperinflation you'd need to owe a lot of foreign-denominated debt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:04:35 2023 No.54088891 >>54088835 Grinchussy. His dong grew 3 sizes that day etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:04:55 2023 No.54088896 >>54088572 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:04:55 2023 No.54088898 APPLE. Risk on? Risk off? Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:05:31 2023 No.54088914 >>54088833 so now we just are accepting hyperinflation now? Ok lmao we are fucked

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:06:24 2023 No.54088941 >>54088914 Get into REITs then, Rent would skyrocket in hyperinflation

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:06:46 2023 No.54088949 File: 810 KB, 800x450, whores.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088835 my son, do not fall for the lying whores

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:06:58 2023 No.54088955 >>54088914 Yes. This is why now is the doom bull era.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:06:58 2023 No.54088956 >>54088866 Dude just posted about buying puts into a 1% SPY reversal. Don't fall for larps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:07:11 2023 No.54088958 Why is it pumping

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:07:11 2023 No.54088959 >>54088866 Nigger I literally shilled all my plays today if you don't read I'm not gonna repeat myself and spoon feed you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:07:13 2023 No.54088960 >>54087871 >>54088315 I didn't go all in, but I did sell a 35 put. They bought my broker so if they go bankrupt I'll be screwed anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:07:19 2023 No.54088962 I'll ask again....why are Australian futures 2% down if all US indices are green? I've never seen that before?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:07:46 2023 No.54088974 File: 207 KB, 1000x1366, 1673739220306200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088941 Yep, this anon is right. My roth ira is entirely reits and I just dumped another paycheck into it for $3000 more

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:07:48 2023 No.54088976 CPI will be cool tomorrow, right?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:07:51 2023 No.54088980

>>54088914

These baggies are so aware more hikes will fuck their risky plays that they forgo common sense and trade it all for hope.

>5% and we go back to normal right..?
>Well inflation isn't bad as long as it isn't hyper inflation...
>Hedge fund managers say we cant hike anymore (to save the economy right?)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:07:52 2023 No.54088981 >>54088949 I'd fill her arab cunt with my mayoman sauce.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:08:08 2023 No.54088989 >>54088958 Because of retards like >>54088833 who think that the fed is going to cut ranks because the rate hikes are doing what they were intended to do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:08:10 2023 No.54088991 >>54088958 Flight to safety in AAPL.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:08:18 2023 No.54088994
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biden as a national security threat told wallstreet hedge fund mm algos to pump the market at any cost.
if you didn't realize that after they called an emergency meeting this morning i have bad news for you. easiest money of my life.
imagine the amount of liquidity it takes to hold the markets up today. fascinating shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:08:24 2023 No.54088998 >bought Schwab at 51 IM SO STUPID

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:08:25 2023 No.54088999 >>54088958 too many people expecting a complete crash

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:08:44 2023 No.54089008 >>54088949 So all women then? >>54088976 It will print higher than expected so the long nose tribe can get better discounts

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:08:58 2023 No.54089015
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>>54088821
instant. queued. transactions.
orders set up to be conducted by ai broker once a specific set of variables are met, or as soon as money is received. zero shoe leather cost.
for the machine god, all things are possible.
>>54088889
thats not the only way it can happen

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:09:14 2023 No.54089025 >>54088949 honestly I don't see the issue here

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:09:30 2023 No.54089031 File: 4 KB, 186x199, Uh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088998 Can you explain why it went down? No? Then someone knows something you don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:09:33 2023 No.54089033 >>54088958 It won't be. This is the damage control phase, bottom will fall out the rest of the week.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:09:35 2023 No.54089034
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>>54088958
So bigs can cash out before the CPI hits tomorrow and Goldman isn’t allowed to manipulate the market since the fed is in their blackout period... If there was a WSJ article it would be one thing not Goldman tweeting the fed won’t raise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:09:49 2023 No.54089037 File: 82 KB, 640x360, 1491609336545.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why the fuck is crypto pumping?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:09:50 2023 No.54089038 >>54088888

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:10:00 2023 No.54089040 So what's the situation, banks bussin or sussin?

Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 13 15:10:00 2023 No.54089042

>>54088914
The boys over at F.E.& D. are going to continue to raise interest rates while allowing the banks to redeem their bonds for face value plus interest accrued. Then they will hold the bonds until expiration. Everything goes back to the way it was, and there won't be a pivot.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:10:24 2023 No.54089054

>>54088955
It's literally the melt up thesis. Everything else will beging collapsing including banks whole inflation continues to rise faster and faster forcing a mass flight to safety because even Cash is too dangerous too hold in essence causing a Melt Up. Because there are no other otpions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:10:30 2023 No.54089060 >>54088998 You're already back kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:10:33 2023 No.54089062 >>54088976 Nope. It's been in an uptrend since the beginning of the year and the soft pivot (muh disinflation). The Fed cannot fight inflation any more without breaking the financial system.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:10:37 2023 No.54089065 File: 102 KB, 1179x1240, fugg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bond market thinks the system is collapsing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:10:41 2023 No.54089068 >>54087637 Buy TMF. We're seeing North of 11 a share soon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:10:42 2023 No.54089070 >>54089037 shorts being heemed. Sell the news

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:10:47 2023 No.54089073 File: 1.48 MB, 350x263, 1656634001825707.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My folio is healing feels good >>54088949 >disgusting

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:10:59 2023 No.54089080 >>54089042 This is a new form of QE though and sets a dangerous precedent

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:11:01 2023 No.54089082

>>54089015
The fact that a transaction can happen instantly doesn't mean that it should. Literally any business knows they will need to make additional purchases and payments in the future that they cannot make now because they do not have the money now, but that's a problem if what they can charge now will devalue by half or ten or a hundred times before they can make the purchase

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:11:03 2023 No.54089084 File: 145 KB, 851x1220, 1652707709555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54089037 chinks buy it up with their fake tether, eventually crypto will recover

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:11:13 2023 No.54089086 >>54088871 >(without taking huge losses) (((((without taking huge losses)))))

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:11:33 2023 No.54089097 >>54089065 Holy shit, bond yields are shitcoins now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:11:38 2023 No.54089098 >>54089065 That's just the pivot being priced in...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:11:47 2023 No.54089106 File: 635 KB, 4500x2530, ManheimUsedVehicleValueIndex-LineGraph.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54088976

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:11:50 2023 No.54089108 >>54089037 See >>54089062, inflationary bull market.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:11:54 2023 No.54089110 >>54089037 QE is coming back. Hyperinflation = assets rise as dollar crashes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:12:09 2023 No.54089121 3 years ago the market was in free fall. Coincidence? I specifically remember bc conexpo is this week and it's held every 3 years

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:12:10 2023 No.54089123 >>54088796 congrats on the $30

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:12:14 2023 No.54089127 File: 96 KB, 512x640, 1674585758073034.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54089097 always has been

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:12:18 2023 No.54089130 >>54089015 >thats not the only way it can happen Historically it's the only way it ever has. Oh you've got a hypothetical scenario where it happens another way? How convenient for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:12:23 2023 No.54089133 Why the fuck is Schwab going up? Literally no reason

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:12:25 2023 No.54089136 Bitcoin is sniffing out the QE they are going to do before they’ve even done it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:12:33 2023 No.54089139 >>54089054 Except it's not actually going to happen because why would the fed let that happen when they can just not cut rates

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:12:37 2023 No.54089141 >>54089037 hyperinflation is back baby >we just went from "cash is king" to "get the fuck out of cash"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:12:48 2023 No.54089150 Live update: Now up 7% on my SCHW.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:12:48 2023 No.54089149 >>54087767 Silver is up like 10% since Thursday. Gold is catching up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:12:48 2023 No.54089151 File: 23 KB, 474x266, Dwyer - Market low is in.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54089065 >2 year has topped You know what that means.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:12:55 2023 No.54089157 File: 317 KB, 1085x1259, 1625458731232.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54089098 ...because the pivot dumps it, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:13:09 2023 No.54089165 >>54089133 Emergency buyback initiated

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:13:11 2023 No.54089166 >>54089037 Better yield than bonds but not as risky as stocks since the crypto market isn't in a leveraged bubble at the moment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:13:14 2023 No.54089169 File: 97 KB, 1416x354, 1678371829499010.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] crypto and silver are fucking SAVING my port right now.. if we don't crash here I am actually about to be so fucking green

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:13:19 2023 No.54089174 >>54088941 >>54088974 yeah all in on REITS guys

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:13:33 2023 No.54089183 >>54089130 Try not being clinically retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:13:34 2023 No.54089184 >>54089062 >The Fed cannot fight inflation any more without breaking the financial system. Yes they can, that's what the system they set up on sunday is for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:13:36 2023 No.54089187 >>54088140 Bro I tried to open so many calls on it. it's fucking bullshit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:13:38 2023 No.54089188 >>54089133 fed announced they are swooping in to save the day >will take all the shitty assets banks invested in and pay them cash while the fed holds to maturity >also no more rate hikes

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 13 15:13:51 2023 No.54089197 >>54089080 Look if your going to put LGBTQ+ BIPOC in positions of risk management for multi-billion dollar portfolios we're going to have to take extraordinary measures to maintain the status quo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:13:57 2023 No.54089204 >>54089136 Exactly. >>54089139 The Fed CAN'T not cut. They will break the financial system. Hyperinflation.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:14:10 2023 No.54089213

>>54088980
Honestly I think we are currently deflationary in a macro sense and I think that the market hasn’t figured out that we are fucked when it comes to equity valuations, that realization hasn’t set in yet. I think most money managers and hedge funds don’t realize how bad a deflationary economy is for equities and that’s why their all running ahead of the fed because “muh pivot” . What we truly need is for Biden’s 6.9trillion budget to pass, if it doesn’t then we are going lower regardless of muh pivot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:14:16 2023 No.54089217 >>54089165 Surely it won't reach pre open levels

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:14:18 2023 No.54089220 >>54089150 Up 33% on DPST

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:14:24 2023 No.54089222 >>54089139 Because Actual Bulls are just as stupid as Bears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:14:28 2023 No.54089225 File: 32 KB, 759x264, 1678719032547401.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Collapse confirmed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:14:35 2023 No.54089228 >>54089150 I don't like that the msm is shilling buying the dip and that jim said that jpm is a fortress (not that jpm is schw but that the same principal ought to apply). Bought some more sjim by the way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:14:53 2023 No.54089235 >>54089174 >yeah all in on REITS guys >Rate hikes dont stop >???? >Profit smg is too big brian for me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:14:57 2023 No.54089237 >>54089184 It won't be enough. 2020 QE and ZIRP are coming all over again to save the banks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:15:17 2023 No.54089252 >>54089133 I suggest you look the historical charts of 2008 during Lehman Brothers. It's normal to pretend all is well in the morning just to dump everything near the closing bell

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:15:30 2023 No.54089264 >>54089204 They would rather nuke fucking JP Morgan than allow hyperinflation. Banks can be saved, a hyperinflated dollar can't. But also you're wrong, they can and already have taken measures to protect the financial system without rate cuts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:15:50 2023 No.54089281 >>54089151 Means the market can crash and find a bottom. That's what Tony said. 2 years never peak before the bottom. They peaked after October meaning October was not the bottom and it will go lower.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:15:56 2023 No.54089288 >>54089183 clinical retardation is when you don't scream "hyperinflation" every nanosecond, got it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:16:05 2023 No.54089293 File: 250 KB, 541x405, 1671032102321684.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SOXL did not go to 12 the market being green is officially not ok

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:16:14 2023 No.54089301 niggers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:16:17 2023 No.54089302 File: 58 KB, 744x552, FFO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54089235 reits are mostly fixed rate debt with an average maturity of 9 years

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:16:19 2023 No.54089303 >>54088958 When the market goes into irrational panic, it does whatever it wants.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:16:32 2023 No.54089312 >>54089133 If you believe in a bank run, the most likely thesis is people taking their money out of regionals and into big 4s. Then you would expect the big 4 to pump a lot, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:16:43 2023 No.54089317 >>54089237 >ZIRP completely unnecessary. Fed Funds literally doesn't matter when the chips are down, it's psychological. they'll keep the rate up and just use repo market to support assets. Interested to see what today's reverse repo data looks like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:16:49 2023 No.54089321 >>54089213 >6.9trillion budget to pass Debt ceiling will always be approved... In this clown market will that actually crash the market this time? We have seen weirder shit last couple years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:17:07 2023 No.54089335 >>54089237 >It won't be enough. Says who? The big boys have ungodly amounts of money saved to protect themselves. Where do you think all the trillions printed over the last 3 years ended up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:17:18 2023 No.54089344 >ARKK +4% ah yeah sure why not let's all buy garbage

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:17:37 2023 No.54089352 >>54089321 debt ceiling was being rejected by reps last week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:18:11 2023 No.54089372 File: 1.83 MB, 576x1024, 1677828145804825.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SCHWAB BROS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:18:15 2023 No.54089380 File: 213 KB, 1080x1390, Screenshot_20230313-111653_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54087637 WHY WASNT I ALLOWED TO BUY CALLS ON THIS WHILE IT WAS AT 7 DOOLARS?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:18:26 2023 No.54089387 File: 619 KB, 1170x1282, B905181A-11F9-471D-8E50-E58520797073.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54089228 Just trade it brah. in 2008 markets popped before the big crash. Nothing is a straight line

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:18:54 2023 No.54089400 >>54089352 they just using it as a negotiation tool as they should. It will pass, just a matter of what they can get for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:19:16 2023 No.54089416 >>54089293 Oh hey, you are the guy who got doxxed right? He also doxxed me too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:19:24 2023 No.54089420 >>54089380 >robinhood

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:19:55 2023 No.54089437 >>54088151 Based HAS shorter. Been shorting this thing for over a week now. Puts fucking printed. Did take profit today though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:20:01 2023 No.54089443 >>54089372 Okay I'm going all in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:20:12 2023 No.54089453 >>54089380 can't trade options during halts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:20:21 2023 No.54089457 >>54089380 >why couldn't I buy when it was halted we just don't know

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:20:21 2023 No.54089456

>>54089228
Sometimes you have to think for yourself instead of trying to mindgame whether to play the news shills as contras today.

With 10Y crashing, the pressure on these banks is actually lower than last week. Schwab is a major bank, thus no risk of sudden bankruns like the fear hitting regionals right now. Even those fears are pretty stupid though - after the SVB bailout depositors have no reason to care.
So then what's left? Valuation. Only the blind didn't already realize that these banks were all massively underwater on certain positions. The news has triggered the mass awareness to cause revaluations, but think for yourself where fair value lies.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:20:28 2023 No.54089466
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>>54089082
no. wrong.
everything will be as a service, possibly gachafied. it will be paid for In Real Time.
>you want to build a house?
construction services paid for by the second.
>you want to own a car?
payments deducted automatically from from each micropayment from your emplyer
>you want to buy groceries?
you subscribe to PublixPlus and use account credits to buy your daily allowance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:20:39 2023 No.54089474 >>54088976 I think hot. People are actually starting to complain about prices finally.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:20:56 2023 No.54089481 File: 141 KB, 666x611, QHZZ (968).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54089416 how tf do you get doxxed on an anonymous basket weaving forum?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:21:25 2023 No.54089495 >>54089453 >can't trade options during halts But I can place orders and those orders should be filled once it un halts right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:21:29 2023 No.54089498 Something stinks. I do not trust this market. I'm pulling out before close

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:22:06 2023 No.54089520 >>54089264 Imagine thinking they will let JP MORGAN go under. Hyperinflation will be allowed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:22:25 2023 No.54089532 >>54089481 by being a retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:22:26 2023 No.54089533 >>54088151 based, Hasbro can't fail soon enough. They've completely ruined MTG

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:22:33 2023 No.54089538 >>54089498 you stink. go shower

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:22:54 2023 No.54089554 >>54089495 depends on if its at the price you set

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:23:02 2023 No.54089565 >>54089481 by being a retarded namefag or tripfag and posting info about your other accounts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:23:16 2023 No.54089570 >>54089498 The market is betting on across the board bailouts/bail ins

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 13 15:23:17 2023 No.54089571 >>54089293 oh shit, it's that dude from the marching band. How've you been Comfers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:23:36 2023 No.54089582 >>54089498 Smart, trust your gut. TA and algos are buying on elevated vix near 30

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:23:39 2023 No.54089583 >>54089416 no i'm not the original ranfag >>54089481 by talking about personal info that autists eventually connect to RL people tend to talk about their jobs here when they shouldn't

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:23:56 2023 No.54089591 File: 36 KB, 441x332, 1610744884064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just shorted the Nasd-ACK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:24:11 2023 No.54089597 I created new thread >>54089585 >>54089585 >>54089585

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:25:00 2023 No.54089625 >>54089474 >Go to Theme Park >Medium frozen pizza is $50 >Pivot >???? >profit

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 13 15:25:34 2023 No.54089652 >>54089570 Something tells me this is the time to take risk off, not put risk on, but what do I know? I'm just a guy who used to be a Jew but became a Christian after his Asian girl friend convinced him to join her church.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:25:58 2023 No.54089666 >>54089565 oh, well being a tripfag they deserved it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:26:02 2023 No.54089668 File: 107 KB, 986x1024, 4f0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54087637 Not gonna lie feeling pretty good today, never made over 120% gains in a day buying WAL. Hopefully it doesn't crash down on me

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