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Uh Oh Hot Dog Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous >>54082157

>> No.54085387
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54085387

>BOIL parabolic
>TMF parabolic
>puts parabolic

Everything I have shilled is gold. You never listen. Looks like another 20%+ day for me after a 20%+ Fridag

>> No.54085822

>>54085387
I wish you would use a tripcode so we would know when it's you.

>> No.54085899

Imaging actually investing in the boomer dick market instead of chain link. I literally can't with you guys.

>> No.54086191
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>>54085338
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OIL IS GOING TO $0
OIL IS GOING TO ZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54086284 [DELETED] 
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54086284

Just slurped Schwab AMA

>> No.54086328

>>54086191
i'm sure it'll be fine in a few weeks.

>> No.54086340

ok SPY is down -1% do I buy a share and DCA down a bit or wait a month?

>> No.54086342

We’re going green

>> No.54086344
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54086344

we are so fucking back mumubros

>> No.54086346
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54086346

>JPM line going up
>my mortgage is safe

>> No.54086350

>>54086103
should've listened

>> No.54086352
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54086352

Oh well, guess I'll be here for longer than the planned long term. Welp.

>> No.54086355

>>54086342
ITSA RED AHAHAHHAHA

>> No.54086356

why is oil down the dxy is down too

>> No.54086359
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54086359

Reminder that we did all of this over the fucking flu because we really wanted an orange man kicked out of office.

>> No.54086362

pump et

>> No.54086364
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54086364

>APPL desperately trying to float this whole market
Let is die.

>> No.54086366

>FIRST REPUBLIC BANK 67% down
I thought this was just premarket and everything is fine

>> No.54086372
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54086372

SLURPERS HAVE ARRIVED

>> No.54086374
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54086374

It's over, bros. I sold.

>> No.54086376
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54086376

>>54086035

Tbh I am not proud of my 1yr chart so I don't post it. I was up over 150% and got really heemed gambling on a FOMC. Learned from it though

Post yours buddy

>> No.54086378

Bros what the fuck happened… I’m down 30% ytd

>> No.54086377

this is the start of a new golden bullrun

>> No.54086379
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54086379

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

>> No.54086382

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SO MUCH RED

>> No.54086384

>>54086344
We don't wanna see you get HOOKED

>> No.54086383
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54086383

WTF WAS THAT

>> No.54086386
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54086386

Markets are healing

>> No.54086387

WTHWT?!

>> No.54086388

>>54085822
I just filter him manually every thread. His selective memory / bias is unberable.

>> No.54086390

>>54086352
That’s my wife

>> No.54086389

>had to buy coffee this morning
>local roasters prefer cash payment to not face credit charge + taxes
>visit my bank of america atm
>its already been ran on it

>> No.54086391

WE ARE HEALING BULL BROS
>WE ARE HEALING BULL BROS
WE ARE HEALING BULL BROS
>WE ARE HEALING BULL BROS
WE ARE HEALING BULL BROS
>WE ARE HEALING BULL BROS

>> No.54086396
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54086396

im scared
should i buy some uvxy

>> No.54086398

GIGA CANDLES LIKE THAT ARE NOT BULLISH

>> No.54086402

FUCKING NA DAYLIGHT SHENANIGAN TIMES
WE LIVE BOYS

>> No.54086407

>>54086383
>the gaan'ing

>> No.54086409
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54086409

Are we done panicking now

Tfw i slurped

>> No.54086416
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54086416

/pmg/ was right.
APOLOGIZE.

>> No.54086419

>>54086356
DXY is down because people are cashing out dollars for bonds is my bet

>> No.54086421
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54086421

BEARS BTFO
BIDEN BOOM IS HERE TO STAY

>> No.54086423
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54086423

>NOT SO FAST BOBOS

>> No.54086426
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54086426

>red to green in under 10 minutes

>> No.54086427

UVXY TANKING
ITS OVER
THE BULLS WON

>> No.54086429
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54086429

OOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.54086431
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54086431

schwab going to zero

>> No.54086435

PLEASE SOMEONE PUT DOWN SOME CRASH PADS ON THE FLOOR

THE BANKS ARE GOING TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH

>> No.54086438

I didn't hear about a single one of these literal who banks that are dumping massively and the ones i did hear would dump and shorted are actually doing ok

>> No.54086441
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54086441

>>54086416
I kneel

>> No.54086443
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54086443

all those trade halts...
https://www.nasdaqtrader.com/trader.aspx?id=tradehalts

>> No.54086450

EWBC and BANK OF HAWAII IN FREEFALL

>> No.54086454
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54086454

It's over!

>> No.54086455

shouldn't havve shorted the hole retards, I told you vix 30 is a magnet

>> No.54086461

>>54086284
>cropping out her penis

>> No.54086459

>>54086155
easy money was missed

>> No.54086460
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54086460

>>54085338
>I'm never going to make it
>I'm never going to have enough financial stability to impress a qt femboy

>> No.54086463
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54086463

Everything is fine

>> No.54086462
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54086462

the good guys are healing

>> No.54086465 [DELETED] 

>DRV is bearish
>market dumps
>DRV dumps too
based

>> No.54086464 [DELETED] 

VIX FELL FROM 30 TO 28
IN ONE CANDLE

>> No.54086468
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54086468

Thanks for buying my SPY puts.

>> No.54086469

nice, very healthy market movement.

>> No.54086470
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54086470

mfw i accidentally sold 10 BAC puts instead of 10 INTC puts just now

>> No.54086472
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54086472

JESUS CHRIST I THOUGHT IT WAS A NOTHING BURGER AND BOUGHT FIRST REPUBLIC CALLS

WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO TELL MY WIFE

>> No.54086471

BOBO BROS?? WHY IS IT GOING UP???

>> No.54086478
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54086478

>>54086462

>> No.54086481
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54086481

ES OH ES
ES OH ES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eej83iBb1r4

>> No.54086491
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54086491

Bobros...

>> No.54086494

>individual stocks in companies that never made a dime are collapsing
>Total market I doing fine
Yep, looks like it's a green day for me

>> No.54086502

>>54086443
>halt everything that's going down
>market starts going up
lmao

>> No.54086503
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54086503

Today is the bottom.

>> No.54086504
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54086504

heh, nothing personal kid

>> No.54086506

Alright, I'ma go get in line to take all my money out of the bank. I hope to see you guys there.

>> No.54086510

>>54086284
>that shoulder to hip ratio
That’s a man

>> No.54086514

>>54086472
Just hold you'll be fine

>> No.54086517
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54086517

The trickery arrived. Wall street rugging banks and then dunking on retail, just to do it again when they want to sell their bags again.

>> No.54086520
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54086520

>>54086468
That little smile women do when they're enjoying showing off being a whore is so cute.

>> No.54086523
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54086523

What is this pattern called?

>> No.54086525

>>54086465
Real estate has been acting funny a fuck recently- very strange.

>> No.54086527

>>54086469
It's INSANE how fucking drunk on loose monetary supply the market is. I doubt this will deter Powells resolve. I'm definitely looking for a good short or put position today before tomorrow if I can find it, but probably a fool's errand.

>> No.54086529

>>54086409
same.

>> No.54086530

>>54086523
>the chud

>> No.54086532

PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.54086535

>>54086502
very Jewish I gotta say

>> No.54086536

>>54086523
HALT
WHO GOES THERE
HAVE THEE CASH?

>> No.54086539

> futures arent green
watts happining??

>> No.54086542

>>54086523
slurping pool

>> No.54086543

>>54086523
the SLUUUUUURPENING

>> No.54086547

>>54086523
The "that's what you get for not accepting my application" drop

>> No.54086553

>>54086539
BRO IT'S THE PRESENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54086554

the market is on life support. just imagine the market makers pumping the market full of morphine while its having a heart attack so they also get out the defibrillator and this is the price action that would occur.

>> No.54086555

you were warned bobos. markets are pricing in MULTIPLE rate CUTS now and betting they will pause it. And the markets will hold the economy hostage to get what they want.

>> No.54086556

>Mumus get hooked by short covering rallies
Every time.

>> No.54086557

>>54086471
Joe Biden saved the day! He's got the magic touch.

>> No.54086558
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54086558

pump cancelled

>> No.54086561

>>54086517
They are just trying to liquidate 0dte shorts. Just continue to hold bear ETFs

>> No.54086563

ooooaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.54086565

>>54086525
I'm guessing algos reacting to treasury yields falling which makes their rents more attractive, but then long term bank failure and financial chaos causes their tenants to shit the bed.

>> No.54086566
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>>54086539
there is no future

>> No.54086570

Jesus this chop is fucking unreal. God help any of you trading 0tde’s

>> No.54086573

Fidelity crashing now since others are halted

>> No.54086575

US10Y HALTED

>> No.54086578

>>54086472
You might make good money on those unironically.

>> No.54086589

>>54086523
a limp schwab

>> No.54086590

>giga pump
>already getting crushed back down to nothing
Oh boy here we go.

>> No.54086591

>>54086523
I bought in. I hope this pays off. I put down 10k on this & JPM

>> No.54086592
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>>54086472
apologize to her for being a degen gambler and then pledge to be her toilet for the next month

>> No.54086599

>>54086523
Charles KWAB

>> No.54086602

>>54086555
>banks are failing
>that means we're winning

>> No.54086604
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>>54086570
can you really say you're living if you don't 0DTE on days like these?

>> No.54086605

>>54086555
financial terrorists is what wall street is.

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54086607

Lol. Lmao.

>> No.54086608

>>54086443
>Every bank imploding accross America.
>GUYS, ECONOMY IS TOTALLY FINE.

>> No.54086614
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>> No.54086616

Holy shit I love Biden and the FED, Look at that puuuuuuump.

>> No.54086618
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54086618

I JUST PUT TEN TRILLION IN JPM. BUY BUY BUY BUY
>T. JACOB ROTHSCHILD

>> No.54086619
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54086619

HALT

>> No.54086623

hopefully nothing happens
i'm a ukrainian and my country need your money

>> No.54086629
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>>54086608
>>Every bank imploding accross America.
[citation needed]

>> No.54086640
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54086640

>>54086608
>banks = economy
retard. didn't you hear biden today saying jobs were on the up and up?

>> No.54086643

>pivot is bullish
do retards really?

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54086647

thinkorswim crashed lmao

>> No.54086653

>>54086608
Soon JP Morgan will be the only bank left, almost like this was all planned haha

>> No.54086654
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54086654

It’s finally happening and I went long GOLD right before the collapse

>> No.54086668

>>54086523
Run

>> No.54086670
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>>54086647
SSE going strong.

>> No.54086671

>>54086643
>Hyperinflation is bullish
>What do you mean a dozen eggs costs 50 USD?

>> No.54086679

Why are we pumping reeeee

>> No.54086682

I just aged 5 years.

>> No.54086683

BOBO ARE YOU OK
BOBO ARE YOU OK
BOBO ARE YOU OK

>> No.54086686
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54086686

BOBOS BTFO HAHAHAHAHA

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>>54086654
I hope you mean physical gold that you can shove up your ass when the feds come knocking to take it

>> No.54086693
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54086693

>>54085998
>My condolences
fuck you for making me screen shot this because now it's going to turn around.

>> No.54086697

>>54086679
haha thanks for the tendies fucking retail retards

>> No.54086698

….and we’re back bull bros.

>> No.54086705

>everyone predicted a black swan event
>stock market in the green now

lol

>> No.54086707

>>54086671
>it takes more weaker dollars to buy anything, even shares of stock
well...

>> No.54086709

>>54086640
Who owns money in the banks?
Hello????

>> No.54086715
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54086715

it's gonna be one of those days huh

>> No.54086719

Hope you Bears sold your shit

>> No.54086721

Which bank collapses first
First Republic and Western Alliance seems the likely two

>> No.54086722
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54086722

My NVDA put went from up 50% to down 5% in 10 minutes.

>> No.54086726

>>54086608
>job growth in real sectors
>finance dying
This is unironically good for the economy, fuck finance and fuck excel spreadsheet economics

>> No.54086734
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54086734

>Giga pump
>Everything else is blood red
>the fuck
>"Buddy look at Apple Computers"
Of course it all comes back to Apple.

>> No.54086736

>>54086705
>predicting a black swan
lolwat

>> No.54086739
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54086739

SPY GREEN

>> No.54086740

Is there anyone here who uses Tradovate event contracts? Figured I'd give them a try but it seems broken. They are offered by CME as far as I understand it, did they halt them due to volatility or what?

>> No.54086743
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54086743

THIS ISNT THE LAST OF ME MUMU!!!! ILL BE BACK MUMU!!!!!!
I ALWAYS COME BAAAAAACK!!!!!!!

>> No.54086744
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>>54086705
;)

>> No.54086748

>WALLAH!
>WALLAH!
>just like that
the S&P500 gap has closed

>> No.54086752
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>>54086709
not you, clearly

>> No.54086753
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54086753

>think of swim crashed
>fidelity crashed
>I'm using robinhood no problems and buying puts

Lmao

>> No.54086759

>>54086683
I'm not worried, mid day we will come tumbling back down and I'll be here to gloat post.

>> No.54086758

>>54086671
>he doesn't have his own chickens
I walked out into the yard and picked my breakfast up off the ground, for literally free. They eat the bugs and turn it into food for me. I'll be getting some pigs soon so I can feed them my scraps and get free meat, and God willing I'll be able to own enough land to have a few dairy cattle for free milk and will start making my own cheese as well. Paying for breakfast sissies are ngmi.

>> No.54086764
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54086764

thank you jim brandon

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54086769

My spidey sense is tingling... They are trying to shake out all the shorts today...

They don't want any of us to cum

>> No.54086770
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>>54086715
wtf I saw pussy

>> No.54086775

>>54086653
Cramered

>> No.54086777

>>54086722
Are you slow with your fingers or why didn't you sell for profit?

>> No.54086780
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>>54086284
Name? She looks cute
Metalbros, we are getting r3kt as of late... only my gold investments are holding up. Oh well, might start DCAing into RIO and BHP... hopefully the market FUDs even more so I can slurp more

>> No.54086783

>>54086705
>black swan
>prediction
anon, i..

>> No.54086787

short this now

>> No.54086788

>>54086753
>fidelity crashed
I literally have ATP open right now to watch this shitshow of a day and it's working fine. Has been since 2am CST.

>> No.54086791
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>>54086623
Kek

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>>54086693
Ok I closed

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>>54086770
frfr? ong? you best not be cappin' on me bruh

>> No.54086803

>>54086744
You see if we halt all the banks, the indices close green. Truly genius the modern way

>> No.54086808
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54086808

>>54086769
Pretty solid campaign this weekend. Retailards minds are in knots, theyre literally buying puts into a pump

>> No.54086811

this is schizo like more than usual schizo

>> No.54086813

This is literally another fake scam pimp like Friday had

>> No.54086815

FRC about to resume. 110% drop incoming.

>> No.54086819
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54086819

>vix is up 50% in a few days
>im gonna buy puts now
lmao

>> No.54086820

>>54086777
It's long dated (6/16).

>> No.54086833

HAHAHAHHA IT WAS PRICED IN EAT SHIT BEARTARDS

>> No.54086843

>>54086815
Nevermind, halted again.

>> No.54086850

>>54086803
Yep, can close red if nobody is allowed to sell right?

>> No.54086853

Total Bobo Death

Roundhouse kick a Bobo etc

>> No.54086859

Uhm Mumu... why is it going back down!

>> No.54086861

>>54086833
>pivot
>priced in
It wasn't, this is going much higher. If the pivot is real

>> No.54086867

tmf crashing, wheres that anon preaching tmf?

>> No.54086875

>>54086867
Here. TMF for the win!

>> No.54086877

>>54086780
>She

>> No.54086880
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54086880

did the board get hacked?

>> No.54086882

I'm just going to actually work today. I'll check back in 7 hours.

>> No.54086892

>>54086671
Egg prices are high because of a bird flu pandemic and farmers are culling their infected chickens.
If it were because of inflation, the prices of all other foods would be rising about the same amount.

>> No.54086898

>>54086861
define pivot

>> No.54086900
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54086900

RELEASE!

THE MOTHER FUCKING

GIGACRAB!!

>> No.54086905

Can anybody here tell me what's DAX top now after this gigadump? I can't tell anymore. I bet it's at 15250 tomorrow EU session, but who knows, maybe EU is finally cracking too.

>> No.54086909

Dead cat bounce. Sorry boys, I’m out.

>> No.54086927

>>54086721
idk but I'm watching now thanks.

>> No.54086928

meh the stock i wanted to buy is already recovering

>> No.54086940

should i buy big banks now?

>> No.54086941

>>54086898
Penis spelled with 3 different letters

>> No.54086942

>>54086892
>>54086758
Why are you retards getting hung up on the specific example of eggs? The point is hyperinflation is not good. Yes stocks go up, but everything else does just as much.

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54086947

>bobo this
>mumu that
kani supremacy

>> No.54086953

>>54086900
An you make this a gif for my group chat? XD

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>>54086284
>reverse image search, she has a nice vagina
>portfolio is healing
things are looking up

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54086966

DOWN DOWN TO GOBLIN TOWN

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its happening

>> No.54086976

Im too stubborn to sell my short

>> No.54086974

Bagged some quick gains on UVXY puts. Might get calls on it now.

Bought some LABU and RBLX puts. Bought some YANG calls

BOIL up 11% today sold my calls. My TMF calls are up 500% from Friday.

>26% today

God bless the jews for inventing this casino.

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54086977

remember the golden rule lads: nothing cool ever happens, and even if it does, it doesn't last

>> No.54086980

>>54086734
GS is backing aapl. You think they are going to let it fall?

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54086993

>know the Fed has you covered, as always
>ramp up the fear on NPC media
>shake the normies out of their positions at open
>market recovers
>hold as you know the Fed will cuck on rates too (they secretly already told you)
>make a fortune

>> No.54086994

>>54086940
>should i buy big banks now

why if they're crashing?

>> No.54086997

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N0YfI6uz1E

>> No.54087001

>>54086976
you can hold it, it'll prob be down again tomorrow

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OOOOOOO

>> No.54087011

Bears absolutely getting btfo

>> No.54087013
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something fishy is going on here

>> No.54087018
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>>54086390
Tell her to rewrite reality to a green one

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>>54086947

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>>54086942
>caring about inflation
>not just finding a way around it
NGMI confirmed

>> No.54087024

>>54085338
BTFOED BY CRYPTO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.54087028
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>>54086957
got an icy cold bangs
also my bitcorns and other cryptos are doing well
we might just make it

>> No.54087030

>>54086980
No my point is the pump was fake and gay as fuck.

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>>54083340

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heh

>> No.54087039

>bank is not FDIC insured
>depositors invest anyways
>goes bust
>FDIC insures the depositors anyways
whats the point of rules and laws if no even fucking follows them?

>> No.54087041

>>54086993
>dozens of banks with illiquid balance sheets like frc and sivb
>its fine guys its the media fear mongering!

>> No.54087044
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54087044

>FRC
>WAL
>ZION

How fucked are they? Any chance they reach zero?

>> No.54087043

>>54086994
because if they're not going under then there will be a big bounce, at least before dumping resumes.

>> No.54087048

>>54086843
kek boomers in full panic

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>>54087035

>> No.54087057

Wait till 11 and it’ll crash again

>> No.54087060

>>54087039
I mean the 250k is a made up number so it makes sense they can make up another one

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>>54087035
>>54086880

>> No.54087066

quick wat do i buy

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>>54087035

>> No.54087071
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>>54086284
So, nobody will the source eh? Feels bad man. Oh well, at least I am slightly blue

>> No.54087073

what the fuck is that noise

>> No.54087072

*yawns*

>> No.54087078

Wtf green...dude

>> No.54087081

All these "trading halted" bank stocks...
This ain't good. This is a false sense of security right now.

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54087082

Holding a comfy /es contract long bros. depending on reaction at 3925 will either sell or hold to ultimate target of 3938.

>mfw rolling in the blood and guts of slain beartards

>> No.54087084

VTNR chads I'm sick to my stomach

>> No.54087083

so who here is buying FRC?

>> No.54087088

>>54086994
because they're cheap right now. Ally has great financials and it's in the toilet right now.

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>>54087011
All my puts are dated late April and may. Please pump some shitcoins so I can buy more

>> No.54087096

>>54087020
Disgusting beings, equally as spiders, might even be worse at times.

>> No.54087097

Natural Gas pumping

>> No.54087112
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>>54087041

>> No.54087114

is this still considered a soft landing?

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>>54087084
>VTNR
shoulda sold when you had the chance, bucko

>> No.54087118

>market goes green
>Pivottards excpet a pivot
"Despite the banks failing the economy is still extremely resilient, we are following through with rape hikes until morale improves."

>> No.54087126

nothingburger

>> No.54087132

>>54087018
You can’t post that that’s my wife

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54087139

Geniuses at work there m8s

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54087141

guys, everythings gonna be fine

>> No.54087145

>>54087081
This is a bull trap. One less pump to trap mumu.

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>>54087093
get good dork

>> No.54087156

>>54087035
Why does that change my background into manga when I hover over it?

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I cant believe i slurped the absolute literal bottom of ZION today

>> No.54087160

>>54087065
Good manga

>> No.54087164

is VIX frozen for anybody else? my options aren't moving >:(

>> No.54087168

>>54087096
Dont even taste good. No idea why so many people like crab and lobster. Taste like seawater.

>> No.54087173

>>54087141
he's right yet again
he cant stop being right

>> No.54087171

>>54087035
what is this wizardry?

>> No.54087175

Can someone post a list of bank tickers to watch so i can watch the carnage in real time

>> No.54087177

>>54087141
How many times can this guy be wrong kek

>> No.54087186

>>54087112
Whoa

>> No.54087189
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Bow before the crab

>> No.54087195
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I can't believe I came out of 2023 stock market crash alive.

>> No.54087201

>>54087141
fake and gay

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>>54087160
one of the better romcoms

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SOXL needs to hit 12 again before there can be any market healing though

>> No.54087210

>>54087118
Shit is going green because idiots think we will "roll back hikes" or "halt hikes"... its wishful thinking... Everything will bounce from a high enough drop though.

>> No.54087211

Reminder that literally every time stocks open red it's fake.

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>>54087141

>> No.54087220

>>54087118
Market is only green because of the expected pivot. Look at treasury yields, they're plummeting. People are pricing the pivot in right now

>> No.54087241

>>54087211
except for last thursday and friday.

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>>54087141

>> No.54087253

WTF HAPPENED TO BTC???

>> No.54087254

>>54087220
how many times does jpow have to tell these retards that rates are going up?

>> No.54087255

>>54087220
w-what happens if there is no pivot?

>> No.54087261

>20 minutes ago my shorts were way up
>now they're not so up
Closed them, done with this shit. I don't have the mental energy to deal with the market deciding to pump for the next week because "E-E-EVERYTHING'S OKAY, JACK" Biden said so. Fuck this nigger market and fuck you.

>> No.54087266

>>54086994
cheap divvies and growth as they inevitably recover

>> No.54087270
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Looks like the bull trap got em. Sure hope no one bought into that pump.

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>OH NONONONOON BANKS ARE FAILING AND THE US ECONOMY IS COLLAPSING
Guess its time to start QE again and pause interest rates

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Poltard here, how bad it looking?

>> No.54087282

>>54086377
I feel it too

>> No.54087286

>>54087253
DXY down BTC up

Woah...

>> No.54087289

i know nothing about finance is it the end of the world is are ,they, just going to pump it anyway?

>> No.54087291
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54087291

Is it time to slurp some schwab?

>> No.54087292

ZION bros...

>> No.54087294

>>54087253
woah. it went up

>> No.54087297

>>54087210
>>54087118
>>54087220
Yeah also Opex is this friday. They're gonna bounce the market up to make their calls. It's bad for business if the market moves too much in one direction.

>>54087208
This is also correct.

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54087300

Assuming some of you are not gambling away your entire net worth, make sure to look into getting a no-penalty CD for your savings before the feds slash rates.

>> No.54087302

So, nothing happened. As always

>> No.54087304

>>54087253
ZIRP & infinite QE by EOY anticipation euphoria

>> No.54087310

tech bros are like this is bullish because total economic death means the rape hikes might be halted

>> No.54087318

>>54087117
this stock has had retarded pumps and crashes for the last two years

>> No.54087334

>>54087164
check again. My shares just shot up

>> No.54087332

>>54087291
maybe. look at Ally also. literally a buffet stock.

>> No.54087343

>>54087083
I'm not so bold, I bought DPST just to be safe tho.

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>>54087300
for me it's $SCHO

>> No.54087349

>>54087261
Shaken out lol

>> No.54087351

(((THEY))) WOULDN'T LET ME WITHRAWAL ALL MY MONEY!!!! FUNDS ARE NOT SAFU!!! JUST FUCKING SELL EVERYTHING! SHIT IS ABOUT TO TOTALLY HIT THE FUCKING FAN!!!

>> No.54087360
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54087360

are Schwab puts worth it?

>> No.54087364
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54087364

THE SP500 IS FORMING A FUCKING BART SIMPSON SELL SELL SELL

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54087373

>>54087300
why wouldn't you just buy treasuries and make more?

>> No.54087374

>2Y UST Yield -12%

Lol

>> No.54087376

>>54087273
We are going to new lows. Nice bags retard

>> No.54087379

>>54087310
>bullish because total economic death means the rape hikes might be halted

>yea, because some greedy idiots bought a bunch of worthless treasuries... So we should stop all hikes for rest of market health because of their greed.

No.

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54087381

are there any banks that AREN'T fucked right now?

>> No.54087383

>>54087351
inverse baggie. guess it's time to deposit my paycheck

>> No.54087388

>>54087304
They could put fed funds rate at 20% and it wouldn't matter so long as reverse repo ends and repo begins again. Don't even need QE yet.

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Who oil slurping here?

>> No.54087396

>>54087381
literally 99% of them

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And I'm here! Sorry I was a little late I ran over a bull on the way here. Oh hey buddy here are my keys if you take care of her I have a big tip waiting for you.

>> No.54087403

>>54087117
You're right I should have sold at 6000 what was I thinking

>> No.54087412

>>54087381
National Bank of Israel

>> No.54087418

Hey, I kept a lot of cash on the sidelines to buy stocks when they go on sale. Should I buy bank stocks now that they're low, or do you think they'll be even cheaper tomorrow?

>> No.54087432

>>54087349
It's not shaken out if you're using extremely volatile assets to make money you fucking retard holy shit.

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>>54087381
The big 5 leaf banks.

>> No.54087444

I'm adding a small amount of Schwab, one of two things happens.

It recovers and I make some small profit, or we actually enter the great recession pt.2. Schwab failing would be far from a nothingburger like this mid-cap shitco banks.

>> No.54087448

>>54087381
all the non meme ones

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54087451

looks like 25 bepis rape hike chances are greatly increased at least
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

>> No.54087453

>>54087381
schwab is good. ally is a buffet stock.

>> No.54087460
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54087460

>OIL
>OIL stocks
>KOLD klan

>> No.54087463

>>54087276
Too soon to tell. If banks start collapsing in the next few days, it's real bad. If no others collapse, it was contained and a blip on the radar in the long run.

>> No.54087474

>>54087388
>reverse repo ends and repo begins again
both will now run simultaneously

>> No.54087477

>>54087112
isn't this a huge buy opportunity? there fundamentals seem solid and p/e is getting down to 5. and none bobo want to chime in with some real advice?

>> No.54087480

>>54087373
if they slash rates, inflation will eat whatever meager gains you make on treasuries

>> No.54087484

>>54087168
Haven't eaten crab. From TV shows in germany I know that in Florida, South Carolina (or north?) americans eat them A LOT. The burgers look OK, but that thing is ugly.

>> No.54087488

>>54087418
Maybe sell puts but I would wait a couple days

>> No.54087494

>>54087403
don't worry, you know your PT now. just set a GTC sell order and relax

>> No.54087504

this is it, the last smg

>> No.54087505

all in FRC.
ID is green. I make it.

>> No.54087523

>>54087477
Dunno, would have to look through their accounts and see what their unmarked losses on bonds are, but cba.

>> No.54087524
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>>54087381
Literally any big European bank :)
Rich beyond fugg.

>> No.54087530

>>54087477
if you open their balance sheet they loaned almost 100% of their deposits

>> No.54087535
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54087535

you know what this means

>> No.54087539

>>54087477
>fundamentals seem solid
do you really think they'd be down 80% if that were the case?

>> No.54087540

>>54087480
they would on a CD also.

>> No.54087554

>>54087535
line seems to be going up...

>> No.54087555

>>54087381
First Virgin Credit Union hasn't been raped yet.

>> No.54087568

Shit is going down again

>> No.54087574

>>54087453
schwab is down like 40% lol

>> No.54087575

BOIL BROS HOW WE FEELING?!

>> No.54087585
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>>54087535
It means it's time to be greedy.

>> No.54087590

>>54087535
yeah it means the Zoomers will be sent to fight alongside the hohols in 2 more weeks. They're saying the Russians are running out of ammo, when in actuality the hohols are running out of bodies.

>> No.54087592

>no blood on the streets yet
Still not buying

>> No.54087594

Fuck I knew the dump would be fake. Sold my put hedges this morning and will re buy in a few weeks when we put in another local top.
Also, every year we talk about how the markets are fake and gay, yet some how they keep getting
>faker
>gayer

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>>54087575
I bought in at 6.3

>> No.54087597

>>54087539
And you think irrational panic doesn't drive the market sometimes? Look at the covid crash, anyone who bought up at that time is fucking stacked now

>> No.54087604

>>54087039
IT'S ALL FDIC INSURED YOU SUB-0 IQ INBRED

>> No.54087608

>>54087360
Schwab is a strange one right now. Some say its a dead-man-walkin and others say its a more stable one out there atm. im unsure about it and glad i didnt short it today

>> No.54087616

>>54087590
>They're saying the Russians are running out of ammo, when in actuality the hohols are running out of bodies.
savage

>> No.54087615
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54087615

JPM collar

>> No.54087617
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54087617

How many minutes/hours until the halted stocks start trading again? Because so far this is a false sense of relief

>> No.54087625

>>54087575
So far so good

>> No.54087645

New

>>54087637
>>54087637
>>54087637

>> No.54087653

>>54087530
and what actual loss percentage is that on rising rate? I highly doubt it's a 80-90%

>> No.54087664

I HATE HALTS

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>>54087615
>sosnoff'd

>> No.54087741

>>54087574
exactly

>> No.54087750

>>54087653
point is that bank has the liquidity to serve like 30%~ of their clients if they liquidate what they have available for sale, obviously its not as bad as lets say frc that only could service around 9% because they just lent it all

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>>54087575
If we hold this bar back into the trading range, its a very good bullish sign. Expect movement to 7.50 to 8, pullback to 7, and assuming no committed reentry into the structure we're mooning. Currently 1200 shares and scaling in to 2000 following the above

>> No.54087795

>>54087750
so if the come out of this crisis fine the stock has a huge chance to do massive jump

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>> No.54087858

>>54087795
yes if they make it then im sure they're going to fix their books

>> No.54087862

>>54087815
Holy shit, he actually said something based for a change.

>> No.54088118

>>54087255
Everything will slam down hard. 5% EOD minimum. It'll be the most unexpected news in a long time from the FEF

>> No.54088137

>>54087862
maybe it's the senility