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/smg/ Stock Market General. Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:39:13 2023 No.54073611 [Reply] [Original]

To beat the stock market. you must become the stock market.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJpo4YHyad0 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:40:37 2023 No.54073640 File: 235 KB, 309x500, The_Comedian_finds_out_the_plot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ozymandias was a homosexual.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:40:43 2023 No.54073642 I will be shorting gold this week

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:40:44 2023 No.54073643 >>54073611 you put a period after 'General' in the subject. abandon thread, i'll bake another

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:40:47 2023 No.54073644 will anyone be ready to scout the bank lines tmrw with photos for /smg/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:40:57 2023 No.54073650 >>54073611 first for first republic falling

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:41:12 2023 No.54073657 How do I claim shares in the soon-to-be failed tech startup I just bailed out anons?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:41:24 2023 No.54073664 >>54073611 I am a gay alcoholic

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:41:24 2023 No.54073665 File: 34 KB, 513x356, 1678577332301138.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THREAD THEME https://youtu.be/yjqSV9aeijk

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:41:28 2023 No.54073667 File: 57 KB, 666x636, Dep.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54073611

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:41:50 2023 No.54073677 File: 104 KB, 855x858, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >SQQQ tomorrow We won short bros

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:41:55 2023 No.54073680 File: 17 KB, 564x564, 7f9593113acec804498a51ba67e743cb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54073640 He's bisexual. Sometimes he's bear sometime hes bull. but never full pig.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:42:04 2023 No.54073684 File: 155 KB, 400x654, 1366845859287.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nothing got fixed after 2008, time for big daddy government to save us all. Hyperinflation is the price we have to pay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:42:23 2023 No.54073694 welp banks are failing, bonds are shit, time for another golden bullrun in stongks i guess clown world never disapoints.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:42:43 2023 No.54073700 My SQQQ is going to be electric red. Premarket is going to be a bloodbath

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:42:59 2023 No.54073705 >>54073677 uh anon....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:43:33 2023 No.54073722 File: 588 KB, 1079x1105, 1678661778383628.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Write to your congressman and tell them to block the tech tranny bailout.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:43:45 2023 No.54073731 >>54073677 Why would SQQQ go up tomorrow now that the Fed announced they're doing QE for all the zombie tech companies

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:43:53 2023 No.54073735 File: 169 KB, 321x576, 1678653688278706.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54073611 Hahaha the futures will reverse right Bobros :(

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:44:01 2023 No.54073741
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>>54073684
>time for big daddy government to save us all
This time is unironically different. They will "bail us out" but at the end of it, we will own nothing and be happy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:44:11 2023 No.54073746 >Asia dumping >US futes stable >Bitcoin keeps climbing what does it mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:44:52 2023 No.54073771 >>54073644 That's /pol/ behavior, I have trades to make and shittposts to post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:45:48 2023 No.54073797 >>54073746 Bitcoin is climbing because USDC is bust due to their funds being stuck in svb, and coinbase having halted usdc trading over the weekend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:45:57 2023 No.54073805 >>54073735 Crop out that last line, the joke didn't need to be explained like that. I swear zoomers are so fucking retarded they need everything spelled out to them or their goldfish attention span wont retain or get it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:46:02 2023 No.54073807 I wonder what Chinamen think when they're trading and see headlines like "SIGNATURE BANK OF NEW YORK SEIZED BY AUTHORITIES" or "AMERICAN CENTRAL BANK PROMISES BAILOUT OF SILICON VALLEY BANK".

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:46:02 2023 No.54073808 The permabulls were right; MMT was right; Jerome can fix anything. All in on TQQQ tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:46:07 2023 No.54073812 >>54073771 some is dumb enough to do it...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:46:16 2023 No.54073819 >>54073722 >Tell your congressmen to not pay themselves

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:46:29 2023 No.54073825 File: 6 KB, 200x193, 1674832472197559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SQQQ bros... Don't go to the stock exchange tomorrow.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:46:57 2023 No.54073837

>>54073805
I'm convinced they're so stupid they don't get it even when it's explained to them. It's just that with the "explanation line" they grasp "it is a joke of some kind" and go "haha" as is their societal duty (based on their factory programming).

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:47:02 2023 No.54073838 >>54073746 EVERYTHING IS FUCKING FINE https://youtu.be/4O3UGW-Bbbw

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:47:31 2023 No.54073851 >>54073807 The doom was posted first so that they throw away their money, then when they are going to sleep the bailout news gets printed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:47:34 2023 No.54073852 Reminder, according to experts the crash has been averted. Go out and hug someone in china town.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:47:46 2023 No.54073859 File: 52 KB, 454x520, 1678461110475151.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I got too cocky and didnt close my x20 short leverage. Next time i will tp i swear

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:48:04 2023 No.54073866 >>54073837 I'm not concerned about the great reset. That's for normalfags who can't think or prosper on their own. It's a way to separate capable individuals from the rest of the herd

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:48:05 2023 No.54073867 File: 938 KB, 593x748, 1678616794269830.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54073700 Go long on rope

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:48:09 2023 No.54073869 >>54073650 Nope not happening now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:48:27 2023 No.54073873 File: 13 KB, 220x265, tricky dick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54073807 They think, 'mmm I love bat soup' or 'this gutter oil is bussin fr fr'

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:49:05 2023 No.54073891 File: 112 KB, 2255x1150, wef forecast.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54073869 >>54073650 >State collapse But which?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:49:20 2023 No.54073902 Forcing 1 year loans at 1 year rate + 10 bepis on already insolvent banks doesn't seem good long term, doesn't solve the problem and stagflation seems guaranteed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:49:21 2023 No.54073903 Be 1%, instead of directly investing into shitty startups just find a bank that services shitty startups. Guaranteed no loses :>)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:49:36 2023 No.54073909 >>54073869 Doesn't the bail out fund only have 25b in it? That's not even remotely enough to secure the deposits for one bank.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:49:47 2023 No.54073914 >>54073891 Biodiversity is such a meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:50:24 2023 No.54073930 this is a scam pump before blood red drop at market open, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:50:31 2023 No.54073934 >>54073914 I finally figured out what was meant by "sustainable energy". Every time you read it, imagine it as a means to decouple from OPEC, Russia, and China

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:50:49 2023 No.54073940 Will they pivot now or will there be one more ceremonial hike to save face?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:50:55 2023 No.54073943 File: 87 KB, 959x1181, Subbies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Banks are collapsing >The world is ending >Futures are up This is bullshit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:51:01 2023 No.54073945 >>54073909 The actual amount doesn't matter, they just needed the headline so ppl don't panic.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:51:25 2023 No.54073950

>>54073902
The point is not to solve the fundamental problem, but to prevent a bank run causing immediate financial collapse. Ultimately the bubble still needs to be deflated, and the method to do so is to continue to increase the interest rates and then keep them elevated until all the free capital is sucked out of the equity market. Of course, for the problem to TRULY be solved, the federal government would also have to stop fucking debt spending, but of course we'll never ever have a surplus again

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:51:51 2023 No.54073960 >>54073943 Everything will pump now, why would it dump? Fed surrenders

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:51:56 2023 No.54073961 File: 1.78 MB, 420x236, 1678341701404326.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bail out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:52:01 2023 No.54073962 File: 22 KB, 250x411, 1595946603529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54073943 Don't hide. Just buy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:52:03 2023 No.54073965 >>54073891 What does "IT infrastructure breakdown" mean?

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 13 00:52:04 2023 No.54073966 Where were you when ESG and wokism lead to a collapse of the financial institutions? >be me >go to drag queen story hour. >check /pol/ >ITS HAPPENING RUN ON BANKS >no

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:52:24 2023 No.54073972 >>54073940 I'm hoping for a pause and hold, like 6 month hold until something else bleeds out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:52:28 2023 No.54073974 >>54073943 where can I buy this T shirt?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:52:39 2023 No.54073978 >>54073943 do you have an Arby's version of this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:52:50 2023 No.54073983 >>54073611 >To beat the stock market. you must become the stock market. How do I become the stock market?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:53:46 2023 No.54074005 >>54073983 long term total market index

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:53:48 2023 No.54074006 >>54073934 That's not how they mean it; because they reject nuclear and domestic fossil fuels, even renewable fossil fuels.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:53:49 2023 No.54074007 File: 59 KB, 946x756, 1678656166280143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give it to me straight /smg/ is this the big one? Has the BUY PUTS queer fuck been here to indicate its a nothingburger?

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 13 00:53:59 2023 No.54074009 >>54073983 There's a surgery you can get.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:54:08 2023 No.54074013

>>54073807
They're busy living in the wu wei fantasy that if they simply stand by, the US will cannibalize itself due to massive political unrest.
The more likely scenario is a general conflict to unite the country against an external foe before they have reached parity.
Putin is also likely rock hard atm, but will be equally disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:54:19 2023 No.54074016 >>54073978 I am afraid not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:54:19 2023 No.54074017 Do I just dump my SQQQ in premarket or what

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:54:25 2023 No.54074018 >>54073930 Probably. Imagine all the Boomers reading headlines about bank runs, Fed bailouts, and one guy literally saying "This is not 2008". They're going to market sell everything as fast as their arthritic fingers can click.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:54:41 2023 No.54074029 >>54073983 For starters try to be poor and also standard

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:55:07 2023 No.54074034

>>54073983
Ask people for money and tell them you will pay them back.
Then you that money to lend it to a bunch of people with interest and hope the people you took the money from forgets you borrowed from them and if they do want their money back, you can return it while keeping the gains from interest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:55:30 2023 No.54074045 File: 158 KB, 600x485, 1643083546796.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why would you be a bear >index drops -0.8% after major happening >OY VEY BLOOD IN THE STREETS WE NEED A RECOVERY RALLY THIS IS TOO MUCH >+25% in one day

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:55:45 2023 No.54074051 >>54073960 Did the BOE surrender or rape hiking stop after the gilt crisis? No, they threw a couple billion at things to patch the system and continued with their hundreds of billions worth of heeming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:56:20 2023 No.54074060 >>54074017 Sell it all at 4am. Futures are violently green. We will hit a circuit breaker UP tomorrow

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:56:21 2023 No.54074061

>>54073950
Assuming this forces inflation higher, all this is just going to force a larger wave of insolvencies as rates can't really come down no? It's not like saving some deposits is going to let banks like SVB/dried startups to recover
I thought depression was a meme but this is getting there

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:56:21 2023 No.54074062 >>54074045 It really just depends how everything is coupled together. I hope you agree that we're still paying the price from 2008 in the form of higher inflation and such. Nothing was fixed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:56:28 2023 No.54074068 File: 30 KB, 554x554, blackbeard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bought calls Friday afternoon. Seethe trannies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:56:34 2023 No.54074070 >>54073930 It's going to be probably brutal in the beginning since a lot of boomers probably will panic sell at open/premarket, but it will immediately go back up as the rich buy up that panic selloff

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:56:50 2023 No.54074077 File: 28 KB, 466x307, 1678668757683784.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that the retarded permabull posters are literal government shills. https://twitter.com/RepThomasMassie/status/1635074378454147074

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:57:08 2023 No.54074087 >>54074062 I don't disagree everything is going to shit, I am saying people are insanely sensitive to drops so you get fucked extremely hard as a bear

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:57:23 2023 No.54074092 File: 539 KB, 1080x1121, Screenshot_20230312_195540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54073961 >let the equities get slaughtered >fuck the bondholders Yah, this is far from over https://youtu.be/mtsv9ezc_pQ

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 13 00:57:38 2023 No.54074097 Remember when powel said he wanted the black unemployment numbers to go up? Turns out the blacks were the bankers all along.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:57:44 2023 No.54074100

Always fade these retard moves into resistance. I'm selling my Bitcoin Miners at the open (I knew this would happen and loaded up on Marathon before the close) and I'm shorting the ever living fuck out of tech. I should have gone long financials but FAS was looking a little over extended. It was literally 50/50.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:58:10 2023 No.54074107 >>54074077 How do people not know this? Banks are legally allowed to keep people's money if they don't have it physically in the location, which they usually do not

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:58:50 2023 No.54074117 >>54074077 Based Massie inadvertently calling for a run on banks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:59:12 2023 No.54074125 File: 29 KB, 840x642, Jeremy Irons in Margin Call.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54074092 Who owns SVB bonds? Where is this gonna come back to us?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:59:13 2023 No.54074126 >>54074107 QE has ruined the minset of the west

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:00:32 2023 No.54074155 File: 193 KB, 800x1028, Horace_Vernet_Siege_of_Saragossa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54074077 I won't lie anons, I've had a neighbhour ask if I've heard anything about a bank run.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 13 01:01:05 2023 No.54074170 >>54074117 Who's going to withdraw money from the bank? I thought everyone was broke living paycheck to paycheck from Putin's Price Hike. The real fun starts when these businesses can't make payroll.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:01:08 2023 No.54074172 >>54074051 Gilt thing was a reaction to a specific retarded policy they immediately backtracked on, wasn't it? So going with that analogy, the Fed will backtrack on the policy that caused this crisis.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:01:16 2023 No.54074176

>>54074061
The point is not to save banks doomed to insolvency due to shit investments, but to prevent a bank from getting zeroed out in a freak incident when otherwise they would recover and be fine. This mechanism lets banks use their assets as collateral for a loan, but while that saves them money compared to if they had tried to sell that asset (which would cause the price to drop), if the asset is ALREADY worth very little, they can't borrow much money using it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:01:36 2023 No.54074192 File: 52 KB, 1280x720, 1661804007338208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54074125 Boomer retirement accounts, everywhere.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:01:51 2023 No.54074206
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>>54074077
>Reminder that the retarded permabull posters are literal government shills.
Shill for what? It will be impossible to organize a bankrun going forward after what the fed announced.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:03:09 2023 No.54074229 File: 997 KB, 638x618, 1666756729883005.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54074125 Good luck CATHERINE. Might want to tell her to write another letter to the Fed. The last one worked out so well. >speaking to a golden

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:03:17 2023 No.54074235 >>54074077 Zoom out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:04:37 2023 No.54074269 I was told for the last 5 months that this is a suckers rally. Lmao. Imagine being a fucking bear

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:04:39 2023 No.54074271

>>54074100
Tech is everything. Where do you expect to find growth outside of tech? China is increasingly haram. India? Really?
Someone made the wrong call on interest rates at a bank. It isn't the end of the only American sector with any potential for real growth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:04:43 2023 No.54074272 >>54074172 Making FDIC insurance unlimited? Applying more stringent rules to top 20 banks? Doing 25bps at the next meeting instead of 50? All would be "backtracking" on the broken policies that caused this without some "QE and cut to 0" pivot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:05:46 2023 No.54074292 File: 129 KB, 851x733, 1678667979295875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's OVER

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:05:48 2023 No.54074293 File: 50 KB, 380x380, 1444219651752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] futures bros we're going back down again

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:06:20 2023 No.54074306

>>54074170
Only the rich. I need to see data but I bet something like 99% of americans are below the FRIC $250k limit. Its just stupid rich morons that didn't safeguard their funds

Like holy fuck I can't imagine being a millionaire and putting it all in one bank. I'd have that shit in like 10 different banks to safeguard $2,500,000 and then put like a million into VUSB, VGSH, BND, and VTIP each.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:06:30 2023 No.54074315 >>54074271 Anon, why do you think growth will happen? Have you seen the demographics, politics, culture, and economic situation of our country?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:06:38 2023 No.54074318 File: 83 KB, 432x288, invest_in_ROPE2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I made an improvement to the ROPE buying Pepe Do you like it? Or is it just not that good?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:06:44 2023 No.54074321 File: 216 KB, 601x1299, 1678511461169597.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54074235 Enhance

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:07:21 2023 No.54074330 >>54074292 WHY WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT $250,000,000 IN A RISKY UNINSURED REGIONAL BANK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:07:46 2023 No.54074334 >>54074306 Main street Mom and Pop businesses that don't have a hoighty toighty CFO can easily have over $250k. And their asses will be spooked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:07:51 2023 No.54074338 >>54074321 Most stable Indian relationship

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:08:00 2023 No.54074340 >>54074292 damn I wish i shorted COIN last week

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:08:21 2023 No.54074347

>>54074176
So they take out loans greater than their bank's worth that they have no hope to finance, on collateral that will continue to devaluate, while the business continues to dump into the gutters because both retail/commercial banking are drying up.
There is no coming back from this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:08:22 2023 No.54074348 File: 8 KB, 268x269, 1645819743363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54074292

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:08:35 2023 No.54074353

>>54074330
It is insured, by FDIC
>why
Because there literally aren't enough banks in the entire country to get the entirety of their books insured, and even if there were, they'd temporarily have a large uninsured amount throughout the day before they 'equalize' between their banks.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:08:45 2023 No.54074359
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>>54074293
I MAKE IT RAIN ON THEM BULLS. I MAKE IT RAIN ON THEM BULLS I MAKE THE BEARS GO IT ALL ALONE. I MAKE IT RAIN I MAKE IT RAIN

GOT A STASH FULL OF QE AND I MAKE IT RAIN ON THEM BULLS AND WATCH THE BEARS GET BLOWN.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:08:52 2023 No.54074363 >>54074292 >250 million in a no-name "bank" Holy shit crypto-bros are retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:08:57 2023 No.54074367 >>54073909 It’ll stop the panic, which was the only real risk to first republic anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:09:24 2023 No.54074376 >>54074292 Not good for them, but their total assets are 90 billion dollars. I think they'll be fine.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 13 01:09:36 2023 No.54074379 >>54074330 Because they had an lgbtq+ bipoc in charge of risk management

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:09:38 2023 No.54074380 File: 652 KB, 1118x540, 1664247045312113.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54074330 i'll give you a hint

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:10:01 2023 No.54074387 >>54074367 Will it? I don't think normalfags will even know about this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:10:47 2023 No.54074409 File: 911 KB, 540x960, 1678661317313536.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures https://youtu.be/yahUpxNPK98

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:10:47 2023 No.54074410

>>54074315
I'm not saying it will, only that it is the only sector with that potential, and will necessarily suck up more capital due to that fact.
China was the one with the potential for broad sector growth, and it is more and more haram month by month. Additionally, as they expand their web of influence globally (see Saudi/Iran deal, Africa) the list of foreign markets we will be allowed to invest in by our friends at the State Department will shrink.
So, tech will continue to grow.
What alternative does anyone seriously have to the American tech capital glutton thesis?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:12:16 2023 No.54074439 >>54074353 They are insured but only 0.1% would be insured AND the regional banks aren't regulated like the big ones

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:12:16 2023 No.54074440 >>54074007 Dont buy puts too much. Fed just put a statement out saying they wont let bad things happen so markets can rally a lot from here just on that. Could also immediately dump and blow up by friday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:12:51 2023 No.54074450 File: 876 KB, 1002x1008, 1678521996502521.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this the new bullrun?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:13:21 2023 No.54074465
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When Bobos get euphoric about "the crash" and how " bulls are delusional" you know the reversal is imminent.

This has been the same story for the last year. When will you learn?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:13:55 2023 No.54074484 File: 31 KB, 540x540, 4f5f05a8b7ace9f04ddaf4b2300e25a0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54074450 YESISHNOMAYBESOTOMORROWTODAYPIGSBEARBULL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:14:02 2023 No.54074487 >>54074387 Yeah I think it will. It’s not about the normal fags, especially not at FRC. It’s about large business accounts and wealthy individual accounts don’t fly off the balance sheet

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 13 01:14:15 2023 No.54074496 >>54074440 I'd give it 2 more weeks and just buy calls, like lmao if anything happens the glowies will false flag another January 6th level event and send the zoomers out to kill people.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:14:18 2023 No.54074498 File: 10 KB, 413x125, Cramer mega META call.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54074363 Hey now, Signature Bank is strongly endorsed by top investment analysts: https://twitter.com/KanekoaTheGreat/status/1635063605245931522

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:14:28 2023 No.54074504 File: 52 KB, 803x1024, 1614501282490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54074292 >more tech trannies getting BTFO Bull bros.....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:14:40 2023 No.54074506 Mumu's about to get some serious boo boo's

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:15:21 2023 No.54074523 File: 462 KB, 840x656, finally.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post the music you will listen to as Coinbase collapses

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:15:34 2023 No.54074528
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Nothing ever happens
I sort of want a string of collapses simply for something to elevate life's boredom
But it won't
I should set some more limit orders and catch some falling knives

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:15:35 2023 No.54074529 >>54074077 what's even more interesting to me is that screencapping technology seems to be getting WORSE

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 13 01:16:15 2023 No.54074538 >>54074487 The normal fags wont find out until their payroll checks bounce, but by then the people responsible will be in tel Aviv anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:16:31 2023 No.54074546 File: 42 KB, 653x566, 1664302912820398.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I sold the bottom again

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:16:32 2023 No.54074547

>>54074410
Flight to safety. If your money won't grow anywhere and you think times are bad the question becomes "how do I preserve capital?", "where do I lose the least?". Funding 0 revenue PMs to jerk off on TikTok is much worse on that front than parking in treasuries that only lose a couple % real value every year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:16:44 2023 No.54074551 >>54074439 The chief point is they don't keep their money all in one bank. It's split over tons of banks, including large banks as much as they allow it. They are forced to split into smaller banks, and especially like that give good loan rates.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:17:03 2023 No.54074563 >>54074363 >in a no-name "bank They had like 100 billion. Its not a no name bank.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:17:44 2023 No.54074578 >>54074546 Give it two weeks and you'll be glad you did

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:18:03 2023 No.54074589 >>54074496 Yeah that will work. I think markets will shrug it off for a while. Wasnt there like a couple months between lehman and washington mutual? Markets can hold out a while before they capitulate into fear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:18:10 2023 No.54074593 >>54074546 This still hasn't played out entirely anon.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:19:37 2023 No.54074624

>>54073731

I'm confused at the fed's plan at this point. The best possible outcome for inflation would have been tech zombie companies dying and employees losing their jobs. Thereby lowering inflation.

But it's clearly not tech trannies who the Fed wants to become unemployed. But if not them, who?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:19:38 2023 No.54074625 >>54074578 What happens at the end of "two more weeks"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:19:47 2023 No.54074630 will there be anymore /smg/ update videos?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:19:52 2023 No.54074632 File: 280 KB, 768x1365, 1678560641420351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54074546 I shorted the bottom again

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:19:57 2023 No.54074639 File: 654 KB, 1224x869, 1678670241372624.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Giga bullish for inflation

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:20:30 2023 No.54074654 >>54074625 That gives time for additional toxic assets to go tits up, and the contagion to spread. It all just depends on leveraged and hedges firms are to different risky things

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:21:19 2023 No.54074671

>>54074547
great theory except both political parties want to spend more than the bring in through revenue. you can't just park your money in an inflationary environment, and you can't cease an inflationary environment in a clown world party-balloon-based economy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:21:26 2023 No.54074675 So boss, I uh, ran the numbers again now that people have realized the bonds that company was using as collateral are worthless. I think we should give them a call.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:21:40 2023 No.54074683 >>54074624 >Gary_Oldman_shouting_everyone.gif

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:22:11 2023 No.54074692 >>54074625 >we wait two more…

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:24:14 2023 No.54074732 File: 447 KB, 1280x720, 1514001398992.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AAAAAH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:24:15 2023 No.54074733 >NASDAQ futures I went from a -4.7% loss to a -3% loss, we are making progress

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:25:08 2023 No.54074749 toilet paper was a psyop and practice run for inciting a bank run anyone with all of their cash in the bank is pretty much fucked

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:25:27 2023 No.54074755 >>54074732 Do something bold. For example: >>54073642

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:25:29 2023 No.54074758 the only thing certain about tomorrow is that my SOXS will continue to crab

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:26:20 2023 No.54074774 >>54074654 thank you mr durden

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:26:41 2023 No.54074782 Bitcoin up 9% We are gonna see a blood green open

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:26:59 2023 No.54074790 >>54074749 Interesting theory. Don't forget you can use a debit card to get cashback at Walmart

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:27:16 2023 No.54074798 File: 826 KB, 3600x2844, jacques_louis_david_oath_of_the_horatii.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm just here to see if /smg/ can will a bankrun into existence, baghold SKYT, and post fancy paintings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:27:21 2023 No.54074802 >>54074523 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehh98LxT-kY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:27:59 2023 No.54074811 >>54074774 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W1j1_dxDSs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:28:04 2023 No.54074812 File: 76 KB, 651x960, Lael-Brainard-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THREAD SOUNDTRACK https://youtu.be/500hSKU1owg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:28:15 2023 No.54074816 It's idiotic to incite a bankrun. Instead incite an online spending spree to empty your account and get hard assets and goods in exchange.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:29:15 2023 No.54074837

>>54074410
Tech is a meme that will die. Some will continue on, like Apple and Microsoft, most of it though is a bubble that is the equivalent of shitcoin pump and dumps that will go insolvent. Money will flow back into industrial, defensive and value stocks as the luxury meme bubble economy of the past 10 years of cheap liquidity deflates and reverts back to the mean of companies that actually produce tangible products and services of value. Think of how an Oil and Gas company like OXY pumped last year while meme stocks dropped like a rock. That will be the normal once we come out on the other end of this volatile shitshow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:29:40 2023 No.54074842 >>54074523 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD5L8EpkgJg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:30:02 2023 No.54074849 >>54074816 No. Pull liquidity from the economy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:31:28 2023 No.54074888 >>54073735 I love your image.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:32:07 2023 No.54074902 >>54074671 Then gold, foreign bonds and companies, commodities, all the other non-growth, value shit gets a bid. That's the dynamic we saw last year as inflation fears first came into existence.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:32:19 2023 No.54074906 File: 40 KB, 583x415, BANK RUN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BANK RUN.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:32:31 2023 No.54074909 File: 1.00 MB, 1295x864, 1616206723158.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54074812

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:33:03 2023 No.54074920

>>54074849
>pull liquidity
>feds print money
>crisis solved
>price of goods go up
>attempt to pull liquidity again
>feds print money using a different tool that amounts to the same effect
>crisis solved
>price of goods shoot up higher
The little man (you) will continue to lose buying power unless you spend, spend, spend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:33:52 2023 No.54074937 >>54074906 idgi They're crediting all FDIC insured deposits ya? Who doesn't use an FDIC insured bank?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:34:01 2023 No.54074942 >>54074632 FRB is next.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:34:08 2023 No.54074943 >>54074906 Yes why would you not use a major bank, is this a serious fucking question, of course they want to kill minor banks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:34:11 2023 No.54074947 futures are deflating

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:34:43 2023 No.54074960 >>54074937 FDIC "only" ensures up to 250k per account type.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:35:00 2023 No.54074966 I knew this country was corrupt but god damn today kinda solidified it for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:35:48 2023 No.54074987 File: 241 KB, 656x733, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54073611 There are retards ITT that doubted Biden magic

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:35:59 2023 No.54074989
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>>54074943
>Yes why would you not use a major bank
Incentives. Apparently this Silicone Valley Bank would match 30% of any funding a start up secured.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:36:02 2023 No.54074990 >>54074943 Potentially better service, fewer Jews, same insurance under $250k, higher interest rates, lotsa reasons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:36:14 2023 No.54074997 File: 272 KB, 2022x967, Screenshot_20230312-183411_Brave.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this bullish?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:36:34 2023 No.54075003 >>54074960 Can't you just use multiple banks then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:37:04 2023 No.54075011 >>54074997 Zoom in

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:37:12 2023 No.54075014 File: 697 KB, 1280x720, 1514001674153.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54074755 THAT DOESN'T HELP AT ALL AAAAAAAAH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:37:50 2023 No.54075026 File: 46 KB, 200x173, 1658353533995847.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm all-in on FAZ, I'm gonna get wrecked aren't I?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:37:59 2023 No.54075033 File: 1.47 MB, 1280x720, 1675575241268463.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54074987 >futures

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:38:21 2023 No.54075039 >>54075003 Unless you're super wealthy, then yes. That's kind of the idea. You should diversify.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:38:29 2023 No.54075043 >>54075003 Yes, which is what people with large accounts are doing. How many banks do you need to insure $100b?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:38:42 2023 No.54075053 >>54075026 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2acP06791I

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:38:43 2023 No.54075054 >>54075014 Buy a gold krug and play with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:39:50 2023 No.54075074 >>54075054 Hi Gregory

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:39:55 2023 No.54075075 >>54075033 oil futures maybe

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:40:02 2023 No.54075079
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>>54075026
Yes. Big Banks are stronger than ever, in fact they will buy these shitty little regionals and make even more money. Banks are the cheapest they've ever been, and have resilient balance sheets(lots of risky loans are not in the commercial banking sector)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:40:25 2023 No.54075090 File: 233 KB, 2021x974, Screenshot_20230312-183935_Brave.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54075011 Is this bullish

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:41:11 2023 No.54075098 File: 124 KB, 1284x459, B883251C-D8B6-4173-8B75-C6E99DEE0714.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bloomberg anon really called this one like 4 months ago huh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:41:35 2023 No.54075105 >>54075079 The US will be like Canada soon with only 5 Major banks that are essentially a monopoly

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:41:42 2023 No.54075106 >>54075074 But no really everyone should have at least one (1) troy ounce gold coin to play around with, keeps the mind focused on profit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:41:43 2023 No.54075107 Fuck the fed Fuck the treasury

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:42:24 2023 No.54075119 File: 30 KB, 564x546, b67786ad1ec8862756f0cc88ee92cd28.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54075090 Ironically yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:42:49 2023 No.54075128 File: 2.88 MB, 700x576, 1671593892520709.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54075075 Just wait for it, savor the smell

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:43:26 2023 No.54075138 >>54074639 Jesus, XRP is gonna pump like 2 cents! WGMI

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:43:28 2023 No.54075139

>>54074837
about as wrong as could possibly be kek. thinking industrial has any future whatsoever, kek. building what exactly when people are increasingly living in the 2d matrix... what an absurd take.
>>54074902
>unironically taking the mercantilist pill
gold and commodities naturally flow towards the people who have use for them anon. in an unproductive stagnant economy of hoarders, your real wealth falls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:44:32 2023 No.54075160 File: 3.33 MB, 1165x583, ImmortanBullionarino.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54075106 Indeed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:44:34 2023 No.54075161 >>54075090 Bro, this market hasn't moved on technicals in a looooong time. It moves based on what Powell and what other Fed officials say.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:44:43 2023 No.54075167 >>54074654 I guess we'll now with more clarity who is in need of borrowing money from the Fed as well since the program is there

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:45:36 2023 No.54075186 >>54075090 Double bottom, crossover, wedge? Sounds like money to me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:45:56 2023 No.54075193 >>54075090 Zoom sideways

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:46:28 2023 No.54075202 >>54075026 idk but im down 18% on unleveraged US banks. thought theyd do well in higher rate environment, instead theyreretards

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:48:56 2023 No.54075247

>>54075090
The market could go up, down, or sideways. Bulls will be looking for momentum to the upside breaking key resistance. Bears will be looking for momentum to the downside breaking key support. Crabs will be looking for false breakouts that return to the center. If price breaks key support, prices could move lower. If price breaks key resistance, prices could move higher. If price fails to break, it will move sideways. Traders will be watching key levels this week for more information.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:49:00 2023 No.54075248 File: 1.00 MB, 576x844, Building A Munchy Box.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give it to me straight, can I finally expect catharsis?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:50:26 2023 No.54075266 File: 170 KB, 960x529, usdsp500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54075119 >>54075090 >>54075161 >>54075186 >>54075193 How about THIS CHART about the USD vs Short SP500

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:50:29 2023 No.54075268 >Bloomberg: First republic has $70 billion in liquidity with Fed and Jp Morgan Maybe things slow down a bit until someone else breaks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:51:26 2023 No.54075282 File: 1.89 MB, 270x480, 1672542873143104.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures Gonna be eating good by next weekend

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:51:27 2023 No.54075285 File: 84 KB, 1074x861, 1669551787437989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54075268

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:54:21 2023 No.54075332 >>54075282 Gross

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:54:42 2023 No.54075341

>>54073611
Should I just completely say "fuck equities" and buy calls on GLD (gold) in this quasi-stagflation environment? Gold seems like a good hedge protection against a falling dollar with this pseudo-bailout/pivot (inflationary) and also like a good protection against failing banks which would take the market down with them (deflationary). Seems like a safe bet for at least the near term until the market makes up its mind on where it wants to go, but feel free to shill me on why I'm retarded....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:54:47 2023 No.54075342 >>54075332 You're gorss!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:55:20 2023 No.54075357 File: 946 KB, 3599x2414, Leopold_Leoffler_Emperor_Rudolf_I_in_the_battle_of_Marchfeld.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54075282 Back vile beast, to whence the sewer you came!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:55:24 2023 No.54075359 File: 3.20 MB, 150x150, 1611260184514.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54075282 >soggy, limp bacon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:55:27 2023 No.54075360 File: 1.23 MB, 998x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54073978

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:55:29 2023 No.54075362 >>54075341 >should I buy calls on the crabbiest asset in existence?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:56:13 2023 No.54075369 File: 1.72 MB, 1024x1024, 1661578271472765.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54075282 Yeah haha

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:56:39 2023 No.54075376 https://twitter.com/RepThomasMassie/status/1635074378454147074 they're afraid

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:59:13 2023 No.54075420 >>54075341 yeah just buy some useless metal good luck champ

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:59:14 2023 No.54075421
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I don't know which way this shit is going to go. on one had we could have major bank failures and maybe I'll get to buy my first house for cheap soon if the housing market falls because of this

on the other hand the fed might get forced into lowering rates if they pussy out with all this shit happening, if they do that houses are going to inflate even more like 2020-2021 and then I'll get fucked

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:59:22 2023 No.54075423 >>54075360 lmfao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:59:59 2023 No.54075435 File: 234 KB, 399x375, 1659643994029282.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I miss scoopsies... https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=3qqZefHhWf0&feature=share

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:00:45 2023 No.54075447 >>54075362 >>54075341 I'm shorting gold and buying long-dated calls as a hedge against being wrong

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:02:48 2023 No.54075477 >>54075266 Yes. People underestimate the strength of DXY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:04:03 2023 No.54075498 File: 357 KB, 1057x796, Stagflation asset class quilt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54075341 There is no easy answer to quasi-stagflation environments.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:05:13 2023 No.54075524 >>54075090 wew

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:05:22 2023 No.54075527 >>54075266 Yes, the market has been moving inverse tick by tick to the Dollar ever since the Fed started hiking rates. This is news to no one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:06:46 2023 No.54075547 So what happened to the option writers when sivb went under? Max loss? Or does the premium get returned or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:07:29 2023 No.54075558 >>54075362 Look at the Daily Chart on GLD. Gold hasnt been crabbing at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:08:49 2023 No.54075591 >>54075447 shorting gold during a liquidity crisis usually works well as long you don't carry your position for too long. banks will close all available positions that can be converted into cash fast, and paper gold is one of them

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:10:01 2023 No.54075613 >>54075547 Writers keep the premium, buyers lose it all. Same payoff as when options expire worthless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:10:43 2023 No.54075628 >>54075591 GLD pumped on Friday though, with huge volume too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:12:46 2023 No.54075673 What could be more bullish than two banks going bankrupt in one weekend lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:13:24 2023 No.54075684 >>54075282 ITS FUCKING RAW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:13:30 2023 No.54075687 >>54075628 >>54075591 Looking at the gold/silver ratio specifically. Waiting for approx 1980 on gold to short and 18.25 to long silver.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:13:30 2023 No.54075689 >>54075547 call writers take all the money since nobody will buy worthless shares put writers lose all the money since put buyers will always sell worthless shares

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:13:38 2023 No.54075693 >>54075673 Three, duh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:14:14 2023 No.54075706 >>54075689 Wrong, you can exercise puts when a company goes under.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:14:35 2023 No.54075712 >>54075693 >>54075673 >powell says he wont stop until inflation is tamed completely OR things start breaking >pivot is now guaranteed to come within a year >giga pump

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:14:42 2023 No.54075714 >>54075139 You were wrong about everything over the last 3 years and you'll be wrong about this too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:15:06 2023 No.54075723 something something crash only happened AFTER the banks were bailed out.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:15:22 2023 No.54075729

>>54075341
gold is practically a derivative asset on its own, and you want to buy derivatives on it? you're going to be fucked by market variables that you don't fully understand if you do this
IV is also going to be astronomical right now, so you're going to be overpaying for your calls if markets don't get more frothy than they already are right now.

if you still want leveraged exposure to gold, you have 3 better options:
- levered ETFs like UGL
- buying unlevered ETFs like SGOL on margin
- buy gold miners, which have a lot more price action than gold itself when it moves

>>54075498
gold did 4x during the periood on your chart; market uncertainty helps drive gold prices up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:15:33 2023 No.54075733 will truff still make a run?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:15:36 2023 No.54075734 >>54075706 yes you can, glad you agree

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:15:38 2023 No.54075735 >>54075712 Bull Bros. We won

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:16:27 2023 No.54075750 >>54075687 bold move to wait the upper band of a cup and handle to short.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:16:30 2023 No.54075752 >>54075734 Obviously I mean can't. And no you can't.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:17:06 2023 No.54075766

>>54075421
Buying family out of a house now that we all inherited because those boomers aren't getting it onto the open market. Its been left vacant now for two years so its got a lot of backed maintenance that I am going to have to do. Going to get its core electrical plumbing etc inspected and maintenance work done on it with some of the cash after the re-finance to buy it. Going to hire a maid service to dust the house down and give it a good clean and the air ducts rinsed out since my aunt had a lot of cats and the house still smells of it.

If the housing market crashes I will just refinance the house back to zero rates, and then take my money and rebuild my parents house who also passed. Works for me.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:17:31 2023 No.54075773

>>54075421
Feds freak out, set aside slush fund to guarantee depositors get their money back. Fund slush pool with proceeds of selling off assets from seized failed banks. Not a bailout in the strict sense, as they won't have part ownership in the banks and they will close as a result, fed doesn't have to print nearly as much as a full bailout. Only systemically important banks and a few of the smaller ones that didn't fuck around hard enough to have to find out left standing. Still economic turmoil from lenders going under, crazy shit still happens in market, average Joe doesn't get fucked to death and no massive increases in national debt.

Definitely not a nothingburger but not a Ron Paul level happening either. Bearish short term due to increased volatility, bullish long term. Expecting spy to briefly dip to 2900ish before resuming upwards climb. Probably will be a war soon at the behest of having fucked tons of international and criminal entities that owned or controlled now closed banks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:19:15 2023 No.54075805 >>54075752 why are you arguing when you dont know shit? kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:19:45 2023 No.54075819 >>54075729 Gold was illegal for more than half the chart. Then did a -50% before finishing the decade up 100%.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:19:47 2023 No.54075821 >>54075805 You must be 18 or older to browse this site.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:20:13 2023 No.54075830 File: 68 KB, 760x524, Screenshot_20230312-211743.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So are they getting bailed out or not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:20:30 2023 No.54075840 >>54075729 IV Rank on GLD is only 21%. I take note of this before buying any options. Your suggestions are good though, thanks, I will do some digging around.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:20:36 2023 No.54075842

>>54075750
Historically on crashes, the ratio hit 100-120, but it was the velocity that mattered. Once it went parabolic, it gradually went back down. I'm looking at the weekly chart. I'm not entirely sure how to properly size risk on pairs trading (eg correlation, ATR, delta, beta), but I figure that after several months, it'll return to the mean. I won't go balls deep, I'll scale into it gradually and keep some cash for margin, perhaps a position size of around $2000 on each leg, with $400-800 actually at risk; I'll scale up or down as appropriate

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:22:06 2023 No.54075866 File: 168 KB, 1173x755, 1678671369952754.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54075773 >Not a bailout in the strict sense kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:22:10 2023 No.54075868 >>54075830 they tried to find a buyer for the bank when Yellen said that, it was hours ago. nobody wanted to hold the bag and they freaked out

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:22:39 2023 No.54075874

>>54075752
you can exercise puts so long as you have 100 shares of the underlying; the seller of the put still has a contractual obligation to honor the contract contained within the put
now, finding 100 shares of a delisted security might be a bit more difficult, but it's possible with OTC trading or naked shorting if you're a big enough player

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:22:42 2023 No.54075876
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Dumbass mumu’s have no idea today is the relief rally and you dipshits still won’t sell and eat another 10% loss EoW.... Fools think we’re mooning after being down around 4.5% on all major averages in a fucking week

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:22:43 2023 No.54075877 >>54075830 I think the term is 'backstopped the depositors'. Bailout would probably save their loans and shareholders.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:23:21 2023 No.54075883 >>54075821 why would anyone buy put options if it didnt pay off when the company went bankrupt?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:23:23 2023 No.54075884 >>54075773 you had me until >expect spy to briefly dip to 2900ish

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:23:30 2023 No.54075891 >>54075876 anon, I don't think a lot of people ITT have access to pre-market trading at all

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:23:40 2023 No.54075894
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>*INSANE LAUGHING*
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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:24:02 2023 No.54075903 What are you shorting tomorrow?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:24:33 2023 No.54075915

>>54075830
How Jewish do you want to get in your definition of "bailed out"? The executives got paid out their annual bonuses (and might get clawed back/prosecuted/otherwise fucked). However any shareholders or bondholders for SIVB are and will remain wiped.

The depositors are being made whole but is it really risky 2008 bullshit to have just left a couple million in your bank account? At one of the top 20 largest banks in the country? Do we want everyone looking over their shoulders when it comes to that shit?

I hate pajeets, sois, and bluehairs as much as the next sane person but there are second order consequences to consider with that group.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:25:27 2023 No.54075930 market's green tomorrow. bobo loses.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:25:29 2023 No.54075932
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Sector index chads, remember that some companies will be reclassified in the GICS after close of trading on Friday.

Examples:
>Target (TGT): Consumer Discretionary to Consumer Staples
>PayPal (PYPL): Information Technology to Financials
>Automatic Data Processing (ADP): Information Technology to Industrials

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:25:46 2023 No.54075937 >>54075830 It is a bailout for tech companies, founders, venture capital funds, etc. https://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/23703871/svb-depositors.pdf

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:26:42 2023 No.54075955 File: 19 KB, 295x288, 1678674204899609.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK BEARS

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:26:43 2023 No.54075956
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>>54075830
Depositors aka faggy tech companies who vote blue and who will be enforcing the social credit score system got bailed out, which creates a precedent of unlimited FDIC insurance which will create a catastrophe in the future got bailed out to prevent a bank run tomorrow that would collapse the US banking system in 48 hours. The shareholders and bond holders just got fucked in the ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:26:59 2023 No.54075958 >>54075282 If you wear black latex gloves while making food that isn't bbq, you make shit food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:27:04 2023 No.54075959 File: 79 KB, 680x673, Autism boxing gloves Apu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54075930 The Fed wants the market lower, just not a crash. Don't fight the Fed (unless you've got the power and speed to hit Jerome's glass jaw).

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:27:42 2023 No.54075970 >>54075932 They're running away from being labeled as tech. Not a good sign.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:28:04 2023 No.54075975 >>54075932 Pretty sensible tee bee aytch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:28:18 2023 No.54075980 >>54075877 >>54075915 I see, thanks. Sounds like some animals are more equal than others.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:28:22 2023 No.54075982 File: 499 KB, 1920x1280, Death_of_general_wolfe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54075955 Crash the economy, or runaway inflation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:31:00 2023 No.54076023 File: 42 KB, 473x490, 197824359876.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /pol/ is all in on a crash so we're going up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:31:03 2023 No.54076025 >>54075982 Arguably crashing the economy would solve inflation too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:31:03 2023 No.54076027 >>54075959 They don't want the market lower, they want the chuds unemployed and poor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:32:00 2023 No.54076043 >>54075982 >shitco tech startups >the economy nigga u dum

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:32:37 2023 No.54076052

>>54075840
IV is a bit deceptive on gold because it doesn't tend to swing around unpredictably, see https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/GVZCLS for historical gold volatility

>>54075819
if you bought gold when it was made legal for personal purchases (8/1974), you would have bought at $155/oz and entered the 80s at $680/oz. that's a solid 2x in real terms in a decade that was otherwise "lost" for investors

>>54075876
that's a pretty large green candle in futures

>>54075955
"buy our bags"

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:32:56 2023 No.54076055

>>54075883
Because it can provide much higher leverage than can be achieved with just margin, doesn't have associated fees, and can be used for other purposes (for example delta hedging). You can close the put BEFORE the company goes bankrupt and you're good to go. If you want a payout when the company really DOES go bankrupt, you have no choice but to short the classic way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:33:01 2023 No.54076059 >>54076027 And they partly do that through tightening financial conditions, reversing the wealth effect, higher interest rates.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:33:04 2023 No.54076061 >>54076023 I'll admit, being against the FDIC makes me feel nervy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:33:11 2023 No.54076063 >>54075733 Fuck your scam.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:33:23 2023 No.54076066 >>54076056 >>54076056 >>54076056

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:34:36 2023 No.54076088 File: 46 KB, 432x361, AMURICA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AMERICA NUMBA ONE BAYBEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:34:48 2023 No.54076094 >>54076055 so put sellers can't buy back shares to close positions in bankrupted companies, but short sellers can? lol. retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:35:00 2023 No.54076099 File: 78 KB, 1024x958, 6da.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SPY up 1.7%, Burry BTFO, line goes up. I promise to never question it again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:35:11 2023 No.54076103 >>54076052 >hat's a solid 2x in real terms in a decade that was otherwise "lost" for investors Yeah but then you crabbed for until 2005 while everyone else made tons on tech and even treasuries.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:35:24 2023 No.54076107 File: 53 KB, 614x572, do_you_suck_dicks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54076066

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:35:59 2023 No.54076121 >>54074077 So the situation is actually a lot worse than what they are letting on. kek I'd like to see nationwide bank runs everywhere like in 1873.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:36:27 2023 No.54076126 File: 29 KB, 720x615, 1669524909822710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] jepi and spxs.....zzzz

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:38:34 2023 No.54076177

>>54075874
Yes, but I didn't want to go into that much detail. I thought it was pretty evident from his post that he isn't ready for this.
While we're at it we can further refine your answer by pointing out that it'll depend on if the shares continue trading or not. If not the options will no longer be exercisable or tradeable, except over pinksheet. if yes it will be peachy... ish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:39:34 2023 No.54076202 >>54075955 Hey, I said that on Friday! But since it's GS saying that, it looks like we're looking at extra-juicy rate hikes after all.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:39:50 2023 No.54076204

>>54076103
More to the point, "profit from gold during stagflation" wasn't some straight line up. If we charitably start in 1974 rather than Jan 1st 1975, we're still up, then down, then crabbing, have a parabolic blow off that ends right in 1980. But then you crab and dump the last 2 years of stagflation!

"What's best for a stagflation environment?" varies year to year based on what part of the stagflation you're in.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:42:50 2023 No.54076256

https://www.sec.gov/rules/sro/nasdaq/2018/34-84660-ex5.pdf rules outlined for exercise during halts. What I garnered is that if you decide you want to exercise during a halt it's allowed. Most brokers have the option to auto exercise so it'd happen anyways.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:43:39 2023 No.54076272
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I'm too retarded to know much about the stock market. I've kept my stocks I inherited in place so I could learn and make moves later but I haven't been making much money.

I heard someone recommend rolling 3-month T-Bills. Should I keep stocks put? Any advice for a fellow frog?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:44:27 2023 No.54076287 File: 32 KB, 950x169, smg_which_buy_stock_advice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54076272

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:45:21 2023 No.54076307 >>54076256 You have to look at the actual implementation at the OCH, not the law (when a stock stops trading, only OTC options trading and exercise works).

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:49:01 2023 No.54076378 File: 64 KB, 860x651, 1652361158200.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54076272 Buy TLT

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:53:00 2023 No.54076461

>>54076272
In general, stocks are risky investments. You could sell your stocks and stay in cash while you learn about investing. But be careful about this, because selling your stocks could have a big tax impact.

If you decide to sell and stay in cash-like investments, note that you don't have to buy Treasury bills yourself. It would be easier to put the money in a savings account or buy shares of a money market mutual fund.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:57:29 2023 No.54076567 ngl I really thought futures would open at -2% and i'd have to suicide since I'll be dip into red YTD

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Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:23:06 2023 No.54077154

>>54076461
I should probably analyze the stocks first before deciding but my bonds are both more stable and making me more money. Pretty high quality bonds. I also have 0% in crypto or emerging markets so could consider those.

Mainly, I'm just trying to not get assfucked by the coming recession. I've tried to learn about the economy before this moment but what I know is really just fairly standard normie stuff for when the world is stable.

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