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Anonymous Sun Mar 12 15:16:32 2023 No.54061634 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 15:17:43 2023 No.54061661 >>54061634 Yep. Someone needs ta do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 15:20:31 2023 No.54061714 all the codechuds are seething, but the image is true

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 15:32:16 2023 No.54061886 File: 77 KB, 1000x800, 1623717153884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i rug shitcoins

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 16:07:42 2023 No.54062484 >>54061634 This reminds me of that fired Twitter employee who gave Elon a buzzword salad when asked what he does.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 16:08:00 2023 No.54062491 >>54061634 God even my official title is 5 words. Fuck I hate my job.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 16:11:09 2023 No.54062538 >>54062484 Elon mhmmm slurp mhmmmmm ELON YES mhmm SLUUUUUUUUUUURP daddy musk mhmm ohhh yesss big cock NNNNNGHHHHH SLURP

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 16:11:54 2023 No.54062550 >>54062484 Whatever happened to that guy? Did Elon end up firing him anyway? Lol, I remember seeing his photos and he was handicap

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 16:12:01 2023 No.54062552 >>54061886 Based, jeets seething

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 16:14:21 2023 No.54062589 File: 82 KB, 524x720, 3F2E3608-21EB-43CD-AA7E-F4FE86A334D2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I build weapons t. Defense Chad

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 16:21:17 2023 No.54062733 I write code

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 16:22:23 2023 No.54062752 >>54062589 >"defense" should be renamed to aggression

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 16:26:42 2023 No.54062812 >>54061634 I provide security

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 16:28:41 2023 No.54062844 I shart in marts Clean it up

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 16:30:38 2023 No.54062868 >>54061634 i pick stocks

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 16:30:48 2023 No.54062874 File: 95 KB, 297x374, D7CE8B95-5A94-4529-9050-9193E9C52B0A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54061634 I make ads

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 16:31:16 2023 No.54062882 >>54061634 I help monitoring and distributing water at large scales. > t. essential worker

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 16:31:19 2023 No.54062884 I suck cocks

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 16:32:53 2023 No.54062909 >>54062550 Fuck no, turns out twitter bought his company and he had a 100m payout coming if they let him go. Elon apologised, prob after his legal team kicked him in the balls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 16:35:26 2023 No.54062964 >>54061714 i just say I'm a code chud and its two words, which leavea me with an extra random word I can put in there. t. code chud bro

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 16:37:37 2023 No.54063001 >>54061634 >I program 2 words

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 16:42:17 2023 No.54063071 >>54061634 >I moderate imageboards Clearly it doesn't work

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 17:02:54 2023 No.54063398 >>54061634 I do nothing

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 17:04:36 2023 No.54063430 >>54062752 Calling it defense is one of their acts of aggression. It humiliates the pleb that can't do anything about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 17:06:19 2023 No.54063469 >>54061634 Warehouse Forklift Operator

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 17:06:52 2023 No.54063477 File: 114 KB, 500x278, 1382327426208.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54061634 >tech sales analyst >script monkey >script monkey

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 17:09:53 2023 No.54063540 >>54061634 I feed seed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 17:11:41 2023 No.54063565 >>54063469 This, but unironically. >$55k/yr It's enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 17:12:14 2023 No.54063579 >>54061634 I buy LINK.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 17:13:39 2023 No.54063603 File: 45 KB, 733x228, C445806C-2EE9-46DD-9845-A7BC22A93F9F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54061634 I manage money.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 17:18:00 2023 No.54063692 File: 373 KB, 1200x867, 1613572533318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I short bulls

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 17:27:49 2023 No.54063871 >>54061714 The image is incredibly dumb But "I design oilfield equipment" so obviously I'm just coping for having a bullshit job

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 18:07:35 2023 No.54064629 File: 17 KB, 225x225, 1669547246178381.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54063871 made you reply though

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 18:40:48 2023 No.54065333 File: 22 KB, 522x522, 1611922584556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54061634 I shitpost anonymously.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 18:42:42 2023 No.54065376 File: 214 KB, 362x360, bigthumbsuprat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54061634 I make videogames

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 18:45:41 2023 No.54065448 >>54062484 He was correct though. He was clearly lazy, but none of his explanation was “word salad” you cultie

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 18:47:05 2023 No.54065483 File: 76 KB, 720x894, F48633C9-609C-4AF7-9299-BCD2419B7FFB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54061634 I’m an accountant

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 18:47:06 2023 No.54065484 >>54061634 Blue collar guys have such a chip on their shoulders.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 18:48:57 2023 No.54065529 File: 776 KB, 400x496, 1654492570249.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54065448

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 18:50:09 2023 No.54065565 >>54064629 This is the last site on the internet that isnt 100% awash with retardation so I do my best to preserve that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 18:52:15 2023 No.54065612 >>54061634 I fix PCs

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 18:52:25 2023 No.54065616 >>54065529 Rent free. You fucks need to get back to your containment board. We got rid of the the jeet scammers, but yet here you remain

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:01:22 2023 No.54065813 >sales analyst >developer >developer >I am a deckhand on a North Atlantic crabbing vessel

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:02:37 2023 No.54065840 >>54061634 Fishing guide / catching fish helper lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:02:43 2023 No.54065844 ah, one of my favorite images to post in the tech workers general on /g/

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:16:35 2023 No.54066123 >>54061634 I collect welfare. Hardest grind ITT.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:18:04 2023 No.54066150 >>54061634 so is valet parking a real job?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:19:20 2023 No.54066180 >>54062874 you do lead generation

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:19:35 2023 No.54066183 >>54065813 >"Yes, but what does a sales analyst do?" >W-well, I have to... (made up shit) >"Yes, but what does a fisherman do?" >Catch fish Simple as.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:20:16 2023 No.54066198 >>54066150 >I park cars Yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:20:37 2023 No.54066205 I draw.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:21:32 2023 No.54066223 >>54066183 Deckhands don't technically catch the fish by the way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:24:08 2023 No.54066280 >>54066183 >Yes, but what does a sales analyst do? They analyze sales

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:25:16 2023 No.54066302 File: 93 KB, 658x750, sheepshead_fish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54066280 This, LMAO!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:26:58 2023 No.54066335 >>54061886 Hey Luna bro, you'll get rekt if you don't dive in on web3 projects

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:28:45 2023 No.54066368 >>54061634 I kill niggers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:29:52 2023 No.54066380 >>54066368 You suck at it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:30:22 2023 No.54066392 >>54062844 FOUR WORDS X shit job

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:31:52 2023 No.54066426 >>54061634 >I stock shelves >I cook burgers Wew I guess working in food or retail is a real job after all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:32:00 2023 No.54066429 >>54066380 You're on Tuesday's list. WAIT YOUR FUCKING TURN.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:33:18 2023 No.54066451 >>54063579 Link is sitting deep in my bag, ORE is hitting up. Next bull run it will make miracles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:35:54 2023 No.54066498 >>54061714

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:36:34 2023 No.54066519 File: 141 KB, 324x274, 1678594483293413.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54061634 I collect rent

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:43:05 2023 No.54066655 >>54066335 Sold all my ENS for ORE. Same web 3 and low cap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:47:42 2023 No.54066759 >>54061634 Bumping for truth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:55:14 2023 No.54066896 >>54061634 Rape in moldova

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:57:21 2023 No.54066939 >>54061634 i kill niggers

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:59:01 2023 No.54066969 I teach Sociology.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 20:00:58 2023 No.54067009 These slide decks arent going to format themselves

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 20:23:46 2023 No.54067451 >>54061886 Run from shitcoins, AVAX, ORE and ETH are going to pump anyways

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 20:25:19 2023 No.54067475 >>54061634 I buy cryptos and spend the profits on bitches. I fuck bitches and get paid too

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 20:28:10 2023 No.54067531 >>54061634 I develop business.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 20:29:29 2023 No.54067556 >>54061634 I poo Java

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 20:43:36 2023 No.54067882 I get neetbux

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 21:04:46 2023 No.54068319 >>54061634 computer stuff

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 21:06:55 2023 No.54068353 >>54062538 seethe harder troon nigger

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 21:11:03 2023 No.54068425 >>54062752 used to be called Department of War btw

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 21:27:38 2023 No.54068768 File: 875 KB, 1000x1006, 1665951302044217.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 21:36:36 2023 No.54068959 File: 139 KB, 1024x762, 7dcyhdw1l9i91(1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I provide shelter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 22:36:37 2023 No.54070606 >>54061634 Power plant development