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HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

SILICON VALLEY BANK HAS COLLAPSED!!!!!

>> No.54058448

>>54058446
7AM EST. YOU WERE WARNED

>> No.54058454

>bank
>has to do one fucking job
>safekeep money
>fails to do so

remind me again why we didnt exterminate all jews already?

>> No.54058462

>>54058454
Soon.

>> No.54058526

>>54058454
Delete this this is antisemitic

>> No.54058533

>>54058448
Stop shitting up every thread schizo

>> No.54058535
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54058535

OMG GUYS, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT LEHMAN BROTHERS GOING UNDER?!?

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>>54058535
No, what happened?

>> No.54058647

>>54058551
You literally can't fail in banking can you+

>> No.54058657

>>54058647
If you do a shit job there's zero reason to tell your competition (present or future) about them doing a shit job.

>> No.54058660

>>54058551
Dumb phone poster

>> No.54058678

>>54058551
The entire C suite was former 2008 GFC Wall Street blowhards that jumped shipped and went over into tech. We live in the most kiked prison planet clown reality ever thought up. God either hates our fucking guts or has a twisted sense of humor.

>> No.54058718

>>54058678
It's like the normies have a deep aching desire between their legs to get fucked like a roastie whore. That's why it keeps happening.

>> No.54058800

>>54058446
If you're in the area you probabky will be able to get some awesome cheap office furniture soon.

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>>54058551
>has literally Gentile as surname
what the fuck

>> No.54058832

>>54058551
I remember a passage about Leham when one executive said maybe they shouldn't get bonuses since everything went to shit. He then got shat on by everyone.

>> No.54058850

>>54058454
it was never "your" money to begin with

>> No.54058867

>>54058850
True. It was literally borrowed from kikes kek

>> No.54058882
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>>54058446
Omg I just checked my crypto wallet all my coins are still there.

>> No.54058894

>>54058867
who print it out of thin air with the privately owned corporation deceptively named the federal reserve.

>> No.54058921

>>54058894
money is debt

>> No.54058924

>>54058809
is that nigga 40 or 8

>> No.54058961

>>54058924
>is that nigga 40 or 8
yes

>> No.54058976

>>54058454
Uh oh you made the j@nn1£s mad.

>> No.54058990

>>54058551
>Joseph Gentile

>> No.54058993

>>54058454
Hahaha normies like being fucked. They literally enjoy being goyim

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>>54058446
JANNIES
DELETE
THIS
SHIT
Old fucking news, nigger.

>> No.54059075

>>54058924
48.

>> No.54059091

>>54059067
Bankrun monday
Prepare ur anus kike

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>>54058454
honestly it's partly the people's fault, they deposit money at a bank, then some years later they take it out but it lost 10% of it's value because of inflation, then people whine, waaah waaah why is my losing value, bankman do something, then bankman says okay well we can invest the money you deposit and give some of the profits back to you so it counteracts inflation, people go yay thanks bankman, granted then bankman gets cocky and thinks, hehehe what if I also borrowed money on top of the deposits, then used both of them for investments, I'll get a lot of money and the goyim will get to keep their money too, a win win, but then if those investments go tits up then the goyim lose their deposits and get mad

>> No.54059111

>>54058882

What a bunch of retards.

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>>54058446
what happened to the sticky thread?

>> No.54059163

>>54059108
>the jew acts up
>this is the people’s fault for letting him do this
If you don’t remove a parasite it will keep being a parasite.

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>>54059163
it's the people asking them to do this though, if you want to start a bank where all you do is put physical bills of money in a safe and keep it there for a fee you can do that, but between that and a bank that says that they will also invest that money to counteract inflation on your money people will always choose the one that invests, because once people accumulate some wealth they don't want to lose that wealth and just keeping money is losing money

>> No.54059914

>>54058446
according to this account:
>Before the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank,
>executives sold a lot of their shares.
https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1634555021487480834

>> No.54061618

>>54059212
>you can do that
No you cant

>> No.54061629

>>54058921
jew detected. How much debt does a pile of gold coins in your hand contain?

>> No.54061662

>>54059212
>it's the people asking them to do this though
>granted then bankman gets cocky and thinks, hehehe what if I also borrowed money on top of the deposits
>this is all the goyims fault
This is why you need to be stopped before you can get off the planet

>> No.54061701

>>54058551
SVB securities is completely different from SVB retard.

>> No.54061726

>>54058551
>Joseph Gentile
>I'm just like you, goys

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>>54058446
oh no, some upper middle class retards lost their savings that where just collecting dust in a bank account

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Will we see this?

>> No.54062981

>>54058809
between this and the halal cart girl they have to be trolling this is an inside op

hilarious I guess? did we do this? is this Anonymous? whats the deal with the fucking halal cart

>> No.54063224

>>54058448
Bye-bye Wells Fargo

>> No.54063967

>>54058924

He exists in a state of superposition to time itself. He is deathless, ageless, both young and old and at the same time neither.