Cheese

[Anonymous No.54054371]

Banks aren’t safe.
Crypto isn’t safe.
Cash isn’t safe.
Precious metals aren’t safe.

The only safe currency is cheese. Yeah, you read that correctly. Cheese. Cheese is the only currency that cannot fail.

Sell everything you have and buy up as much cheese as possible. A nice variety of different cheeses should work. After you have accumulated as much cheese as possible, you should learn how to make your own cheese. You should also buy a cow to travel with you. Find a property owner(landlord) that will take payment in cheese and that will allow you to have a dairy cow. You can feed this cow cheese too. Talk to your utility companies and work out a deal where you will provide quality cheese for services. Find a car dealership that has a cheese-loving owner. Find a gas station that will accept cheese.

You may be scoffing at what I say but I promise you that the two main currencies of the future will be cheese and pussy. And if you’re a man, cheese is your only option.

[Anonymous No.54054393]

>>54054371
Precious metals are pretty safe

[Anonymous No.54054422]

I just created cheese coin, cheddar luck next time anons

[Anonymous No.54054431]

>>54054393
Cheese has more utility than a shiny rock. Cheese is better than gold.

In a post apocalyptic scenario where you are starving, will you want silver or cheese?

[Anonymous No.54054449]

>>54054371
just bought 150 aged Parmesan wheels. thanks OP they should be here next week.

[Anonymous No.54054466]

>>54054449
You’re practically a king now

[Anonymous No.54054484]

How do I store my cheese? Or do I just market mold as extra flavor?

[Anonymous No.54054495]

>>54054371
ah yes. i dumped all of my life savings into 600 pounds of swiss cheese. even if swiss cheese doesnt pump i can still eat it. cant say that about gold

[Anonymous No.54054500]

>>54054484
Cold and dry area. You can always add additional wax to your cheeses to prevent mold formation.

[Anonymous No.54054506]

>>54054431
Yeah but in a scenario when I’m not starving (which is most of the time) I’ll take the most thermally/electrically conductive metal in the universe over spoiled cow secretions.

[Anonymous No.54054517]

I have strongly fucking considered taking some of what I've made doing other things and going into cheese production. You know, we're joking, haha, but... actually not really.

[Anonymous No.54054531]

>>54054517
Cheese is the next thing to skyrocket in price. Buy now and sell when the cheesedemic hits.

[Anonymous No.54054572]

>>54054371
>anon invests his life savings in chesse
>anon doesn't know how cheese is made
>anon doesn't include essential items in his buying list
>anon is now a milklet, and at best a buttercuck, without the ability to produce chese for the fromage économie

[Anonymous No.54054608]

>>54054572
Colonial ATJ ftw

[Anonymous No.54054623]

>>54054572
I suppose I should’ve reworded my main post.

Cheese will be the main currency. Please consider these other items important and required:

-canned goods
-can opener
-water
-clothing
-cheesecloth
-cheeseboard
-cheese knife
-shoes
-chairs
-rugs
-pillows
-blankets
-medicine

[Anonymous No.54054639]

>>54054500
>add additional wax
Wait I can have sex with cheese too? Gold bars can't do this

[Anonymous No.54054664]

>>54054639
Only with soft cheeses in warm conditions. I recommend protection.

[Anonymous No.54054666]

>>54054623
>cheese knife
>cheesecloth
>serves him right he trusted a cheese knife

[Anonymous No.54054713]

>>54054623
again, you still lack one of the two main ingredients in cheese production, and you lack a third for cheese production at scale.
you will not make it in the amish renaissance if you do not address these issues.
milk does not simply turn into good usable cheese on its own regularly, just like flour doesn't turn into bread by leaving it out long enough. ngmi.

[Anonymous No.54054741]

>>54054713
Since you have so much expertise with cheese, I would make someone just like you my cheese slave. You will produce all of the cheese and you will be happy.

[Anonymous No.54054760]

>>54054506
graphene?

[Anonymous No.54054777]

>>54054371

[Anonymous No.54054845]

>>54054741
if you do not have a bacterial culture, you will likely just get spoiled milk. if you do not have enzymes/rennet, you will not be able to produce a majority of higher value cheeses.
you will also need copious amounts of salt, which will be difficult to find if not by the sea. in addition, a large basement to age the cheeses, and to keep you bacterial culture alive unless you have bought copious ammounts of it pre apocalypse. im not even sure how to keep one going indefinitely, as no one really does that with modern methods.

[Anonymous No.54055106]

>>54054506
>I’ll take the most thermally/electrically conductive metal
Copper?

[Anonymous No.54055111]

[Anonymous No.54055116]

>>54055106
>>54054760
It's Gatorade you retards. Electrolytes is right on the label

[Anonymous No.54055125]

>>54054371
>the two main currencies of the future will be cheese and pussy.
>cheese pussy

[Anonymous No.54055133]

>>54055116
Fuk u anon and your electrolytes, I will drink DI water and I will like it!

[Anonymous No.54055143]

>>54055125
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.54055145]

>>54054371
ls barter system the future of currency? are we back to square one after 10000 years?

[Anonymous No.54055150]

>>54055133
>he can't drink water after EMP blast
Jesus christ urbanites are pathetic

[Anonymous No.54055154]

>>54054371
this is true
in amsterdam, residents flaunt their wealth by showcasing their cheese wheels

[Anonymous No.54055156]

>>54055154
>they took this from you

[Anonymous No.54055176]

>>54055156
i have 8 oz of pre-sliced sargento swiss in the fridge :(

[Anonymous No.54055182]

>>54055154
The real wealth is in 72 pound wheels of Parmigiano Reggiano. Aged 24 months. Costs around $1000 and will appreciate in value every year it is aged.

[Anonymous No.54055208]

>>54055182
how do you avoid the chinese fakes?

[Anonymous No.54055228]

>>54055208
you need to go to the source and purchase and bring it back as hand luggage, never letting it leave your sight.

[Anonymous No.54055239]

>>54055208
Buy in person at a cheese shop or online from a reputable shop. Avoid Amazon. Avoid sketchy cheese-themed webshops under 2 years old.

[Anonymous No.54055274]

>>54055228
i don't know if airlines will let you do 72 pounds as carry on luggage, even if it is rollaboard

[Anonymous No.54055281]

>>54055239
>sketchy cheese themed webshops
Just how many webshops are there to justify fakes?

[Anonymous No.54055295]

>>54054371
>the two main currencies of the future will be cheese and pussy.
what about bussy?

[Anonymous No.54055299]

>>54055274
>walk into airlines with 50k in cheese
>immediately upgraded to first class

[Anonymous No.54055311]

>>54055281
I’m sure there are a few out there
>>54055295
I mean I suppose

[Anonymous No.54055314]

is milking a cow the original PoW algorithm?

[Anonymous No.54055352]

>>54054371
I’d unironically spend most of my cheese wealth on pussy. I’d fuck a girl while she eats my cheese. I’ll fuck her on my massive cheese wheels.

[Anonymous No.54055417]

>>54054371
Based and real value pilled.

[Anonymous No.54055439]

too based for this website

[Anonymous No.54055449]

>>54055314
If it is I owe your mother 40 years of service

[Anonymous No.54055467]

>>54055106
I would say cooper cable will be very useful

[Anonymous No.54055876]

>>54055299
>I'm a pretty big deal. I guess you could say I'm...THE BIG CHEESE

[Anonymous No.54055901]

>>54055876
kek

[Anonymous No.54056922]

>>54055182

Its sad that I'm seriously considering premium cheese as a better store of value than most other options at this point.

I should probably buy more ammo, propane, and then cheese but even still being in the top 3.

Maybe even a copper alcohol distillery before the cheese. Lots of potatoes and corn available each harvest so no problem there.

[Anonymous No.54057028]

>>54054623
>you're fine if you don't have salt and rennet, but God help you if you are without a rug

[Anonymous No.54058693]

Cheese changes everything

[Anonymous No.54060298]

>>54055116
It's got what plants crave.

[Anonymous No.54060400]

>>54054371
There's no whey this can be true.

[Anonymous No.54060842]

Are we actually about to invest in cheese now?

[Anonymous No.54060939]

>>54054371
Based. What’s the best density/per dollar cheese to carry?

[Anonymous No.54061004]

>>54060939

[Anonymous No.54061019]

>>54061004
Absolutely based thanks fren!

[Anonymous No.54061048]

>>54054371
>investing for le apocalypse
Fuck that. My investment is a 12 gauge with a single round of buckshot.

[Anonymous No.54061111]

Got some cheese futures from this fine gentleman ...

[Anonymous No.54061187]

>>54061048
My cheese wall can stop your bullets

[Anonymous No.54061257]

best thread on biz

[Anonymous No.54061314]

>>54054371
Fire arms and ammunition, when it does come down to the cheese economy nothing will stop someone with a gun and a truck from just taking your cheese stores.

[Anonymous No.54061336]

>>54054371
>You can feed this cow cheese too
Jesus Christ it's a perpetual motion machine

[Anonymous No.54061410]

>>54061314
>ten years later

[Anonymous No.54061474]

>>54054371
>buy cow
>milk cow
>make yogurt, butter, cheese, and set aside some whole milk.
>start selling
>notice brothel bro killing it by selling pussy
>notice cows have pussies
>????
>profit.

[Anonymous No.54061539]

>>54061111
Look at the subtle off-white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, it even has rinds..

[Anonymous No.54061555]

>>54054393
>muh shiny rocks
Kys boomer and pass the cheese

[Anonymous No.54061579]

>Go to grocery store to buy cheese.
>buy all da cheese. No cheese left in store.
>Wait in parking lot for customers exiting the store and ask them if they would like to buy some cheese from me, the friendly neighborhood cheese monger.
>Mark up price 100 percent
>People angrily buy cheese from me
>profit

[Anonymous No.54062018]

>>54055106
Silver.

[Anonymous No.54062067]

>cheesetard
LMAOing at your pathetic existence

>t. honeychad

[Anonymous No.54062142]

Aren't you bery goncered :D about the environmental impact of needing to raise and feed hundreds of cows/goats/etc to fuel your cheese economy? What about the methane?

[Anonymous No.54062170]

>>54054777
Checked
>soup chads rise up

[Anonymous No.54062200]

>>54062142
greenoid fud

[Anonymous No.54062219]

>>54061579
>blacks are lactose intolerant so venture fails
its so fucking over

[Anonymous No.54062241]

>>54062219
But that's the beauty of cheese! Some types are lactose free!

[Anonymous No.54062308]

https://youtu.be/faXDCp0BDU4

[Anonymous No.54063372]

>>54054371
Peak /biz/ retardation

[Anonymous No.54063485]

>>54061187
He implied he will kill himself when he said "single round"

[Anonymous No.54063533]

french here. Cheese isn't safe, and anyway you burgers are not even allowed to buy the best cheeses (unpasteurized)
The real deal is the Sardine Game. I will not say anything more