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https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1634662286844411904?s=20

>> No.54046188

MORE BANK RUNS COMING MONDAY MORNING?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54046202
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yes...
yes....
contagion
bring it all down

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>>54046180 >yeah this jew is telling the truth

>> No.54046205

wait you guys didn’t withdraw all your money on Thursday?

>> No.54046228
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>>54046180
>>54046188
>>54046202
>yeah this jew is telling the truth

>> No.54046238

>>54046205
Normies are retarded sheep. They are the fodder in which we have the right to kill when the time comes.

>> No.54046248
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>>54046180
Correct
Powell is a fucking moron
The whole governmen tis incompetent
Any child knows you have to guarentee deposits or shit goes down

>> No.54046249

>>54046205
No, I'm fucked
I'll to withdraw everything first thing monday morning, biz has successfully scared me

>> No.54046261

>>54046180
I only have $4k in PNC but I'm gonna withdraw it Monday. I've been waiting for the bank run holiday for years.

>> No.54046275

>Bill ACK-man
it's over.

>> No.54046279

>>54046180
>bank contagion starts with crypto ponzi mpm insolvency

>> No.54046304

Look at him gooooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzSyG13PImQ

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>>54046180
>Yeah man companies are totally going to purposefully do bank runs on monday so that more banks fail and they end up losing more money by causing those banks to fail
>that's totally what's going to happen, trust me bro

>> No.54046322

can this spread to banks outside of the us, like in the eu?

>> No.54046365

>>54046322
every time the USA sneezes europe gets a cold

>> No.54046373

(((ackman))) is a master at fear mongering

>> No.54046397

>>54046373
>>54046228

has he previously done this before? mislead people?

>> No.54046399

why government can't print money and give to svb to fix liquidity crunch???????????

>> No.54046414

>>54046322
credit suiss is already insolvent, they just aren’t telling you yet.

>> No.54046415

>>54046399
because powell and the government are morons

>> No.54046426

Bank run on Monday
High CPI data on Tuesday
USA Collapses Wednesday

>> No.54046448

>>54046399
Because it's easier to shut down svb, liquidate their $205B assets and pay back the depositors over time.

>> No.54046449

>>54046397
He was sobbing on TV, begging for cornavirus lockdowns on CNBC and tanked the market days before Fauci the worm tricked Trump into doing exactly that.

>> No.54046451

>>54046365
No, it's really:

>Every time the USA sneezes Europe gets fucked

>> No.54046479

>>54046451
same thing, being from southern europe I can already see the austerity and misery from a mile away

>> No.54046490

>>54046202
Oh there will be contagion alright.

>> No.54046500

>>54046180
>implying i have more than 250k

>> No.54046521

>>54046500
>implying the FDIC has enough money to fulfill their obligations

>> No.54046524

>>54046448
thats not easier, because its fucking retarded
people need their deposits right fuckin nowg

>> No.54046544

>>54046309
Imagine ever having your money in usury hands lmao, cash is king

>> No.54046549

>>54046449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koP9HID3sWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYJeL6yvYGk

was it these interviews?

>> No.54046628

>>54046449
so he basically FUDDED the bottom?

>> No.54046634

>>54046549
his fund made record profits because he was hedged against the market btw

>> No.54046675

>>54046634
SP500 bottomed March 23, 2020
These interviews we're on March 18 and March 23

Is this the bottom?

>> No.54046679

>>54046180
Wells Fargo is going to be hit the hardest on Monday.

>> No.54046729

>>54046634
So this kike is basically the Larry Silverstein of finance? Why am I not surprised

>> No.54046730
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>>54046180
Im withdrawing 75% from my bank monday morning not because of any actual concern of mine i just want to see the wagies panic

>> No.54046739

Bloody Monday, March 13th 2023

>> No.54046767

>>54046397
>In 2014, Ackman spent $50 million on a public relations campaign against Herbalife.[36]
>Former Rep. Bob Barr (R-GA) called on Congress to investigate Ackman's use of public relations and regulatory pressure in his short campaign, and Harvey Pitt, a former chairman of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), questioned whether Ackman aimed to move the price rather than spread the truth.[37][38] In 2014, Senator Ed Markey wrote letters to federal regulators, including the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) and the SEC, demanding they open an investigation into Herbalife's business practices. The day the letters were released, the company's stock dropped 14%. Markey later told the Boston Globe that his staff had not informed him that Ackman stood to benefit financially from his actions and defended the letters as a matter of consumer rights.[39]
>The Wall Street Journal reported that prosecutors in the Manhattan U.S. attorney's office and the FBI were investigating whether people hired by Ackman "made false statements about Herbalife's business model to regulators and others in order to spur investigations into the company and lower its stock price."[45][46] In March 2015, U.S. District Judge Dale Fischer, in Los Angeles, California, dismissed a suit filed by Herbalife investors alleging the company is operating an illegal pyramid scheme. In response to Fischer's ruling, Herbalife stock rose approximately 13%.[47] Herbalife and the FTC reached a settlement agreement in July 2016, ending the agency's investigation into the company. On the day of the settlement, Fortune estimated that Ackman lost $500 million.[48]
>In November 2017, Ackman told Reuters that he had covered his short-sell position, but would continue to bet against Herbalife using put options with no more than 3% of Pershing Square's funds.[53]
>On February 28, 2018, Ackman exited his near billion-dollar bet against Herbalife after the company's stock price continued to rise.[54]

>> No.54046766

>>54046679
What if you just have an investment account with him, not a regular checking account?

>> No.54046773

I hope the media is fear mongering
I want chaos

>> No.54046788

>>54046766
You're money is already gone then.

>> No.54046821

>>54046322
Probably, but it might take a while. E.g. in the UK, everyone is dopey as fuck and it will take them a while to realise something is happening in the world. I might consider withdrawing money if the situation gets worse

>> No.54046853

>>54046788
Fud. It's in mutual funds. They can't just take my mutual funds.

>> No.54046863

>Shill Hackman

>> No.54046882

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khMfAZeJbN0

Bill Ackman: Risk of Hilton going to zero
March 18, 2020 @ $51/share (the literal bottom)

SEriously?

>> No.54046886

>>54046399
They would need a bailout from Congress, not the Fed. One of the benefits of our new edgelord government is if McCarthy supports something, Biden won’t support it, and vice versa. So no bailouts are coming, which means SVB is done for good and the FDIC will do their best to pay out the customers with over $250K of deposits with whatever’s left

>> No.54046899

>>54046228
Jews actually tell the truth on occasion before shit goes down, it’s to absolve them of the sin in committing the act if they tell you what they are going to do before hand, that way in their mind it’s your fault if you get screwed since you didn’t listen

>> No.54046907

>>54046180
lmao
He's desperately trying to use whatever small klout he has to scare them into doing something.
That said, I'll be removing funds from the bank Monday.

>> No.54046937

I have 250 dollars in my checking account, how does this affect me

>> No.54046940

>>54046767
lmfao what a fucking loser

>> No.54046967

>>54046544
I have a lot of cash and your point is taken.
However, good luck running a business of any reasonable size without money in the bank.
CC processors pay out into your account.
You have to wire transfer funds for imports.
Etc.
I have $300,000+ in the bank to operate my business I could only get it down to $200,000 for practical purposes...which I will do tomorrow, kek.
But payroll comes out of the bank.

>> No.54046973

>>54046853
You really don’t understand how the jew operates.

>> No.54047002
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ummmm sir, bank runs are illegal

>> No.54047013

>>54046202
PLEASE FLUFFY MARKET DOG, PROTECT US WITH YOUR FLOOF

>> No.54047050

>>54046322
Yes, SVB has branches in other startup-rich countries like the UK.

>> No.54047056

>>54046853
I'm not saying they'll take your equity. I'm saying good luck buying potatoes with that bearer bond written on a piece of toilet paper when we mad max on monday.

>> No.54047088

He has a hot wife, thoughever

>> No.54047113

>>54046202
To note, your life will not improve in the event that any of this occurs. Society will not get better if this were to happen, neither in the short or long term

>> No.54047119

>>54047056
Cope. Everything will be fine on monday.

>> No.54047120

>>54046180
pics of his chick?

why does a hailed genius investor have a somewhat sleazy pfp like that

>> No.54047123

>>54046767
>>54046940
He's right though: Herballife *IS* a scam.

>> No.54047131

>>54046180
>Ack!man

>> No.54047138

>>54047002
No, they aren't.

>> No.54047148

>>54046309

It's likely to happen. Some people are huge cunts who look for signaling, excuses, reasons to commit fraud or unethical practices. They saw what SBF did with FTX. They are witnessing what SVB is doing now.

>>54046899

Maybe because it's not always in the jews hands. Jews are sometimes involved in these shady activities however I'v known the goyim to be even more ruthless to each other than the jews are to themselves or even the goyim.

>>54046886

> Biden won’t support it, and vice versa.

Exactly, they are in the business of stealing money and causing stagnancy to the economy. Bail outs are only for printing and distributing money to their friends.

>> No.54047152

>>54046451
No, it's really:
>Every time the USA sneezes Europe gets covered in liquid shart

>> No.54047160

How's the saying go? Something always happens? No that's not it.
There will be no bank run.

>> No.54047164

>>54046180
Ackman shoud be fined and pushed out of the industry for the fear mongering he did on live tv during covid which literally dropped the market down live while he had big derivative shorts on and made a billion in a few days. He's a cunt.

>> No.54047166

>>54046180
>no company will take even a tiny chance of losing a dollar of deposits as there is no reward for this risk

WHAT RISK
WHAT RISK????
THIS GUY HAS BEEN SCREAMING FOR BAILOUTS
WHAT FUCKING RISK IS THERE IF YOU JUST GET BAILED OUT WHENEVER YOU'RE ABOUT TO LOSE MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE?

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>>54046426
Cold beer on a Friday night

>> No.54047175

You probably should take your money out of the bank if you can, not even meming.

No run happens? You lost nothing.
Run happens? You become a based pimp with all the money and bitches.

Really, why even keep your money in the bank anyway?

>> No.54047188

>>54047164
you would do that too for a billion

>> No.54047192

My money is in a credit union, am I good?

>> No.54047196

>>54047123
It's still operating at least, unlike these fraudulent banks

>> No.54047210

>>54047192
Nothing is safe. Get into precious metals NOW

>> No.54047215

>>54047175
>No run happens? You lost nothing.
get mugged by a swarthoid staking out the bank for this exact kind of opportunity

>> No.54047219

>>54047175
It's the prisoner's dilemma, isn't it? Objectively the best course is to not do anything. But...what if you're the chump?

>> No.54047223

>>54046180

Im keeping my money in the bank! I have total faith in the american monetary system and our dear leaders! Our american dollar has been passionately cared for by our banking system and they have our best interests at heart!

Hail USA! Hail Israel!

>> No.54047247

>>54047223
patriots in control

>> No.54047254

>>54046180
Get this through your Fucking head you ((())) MotherFuckers you! We're not Fucking bailing you out!

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>>54046940
>>54046767

So this cunt shorted herbalife, attempted to spread hard fud through legislative action, but ultimately ended up at a loss.

kek

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MEME
MAGIC
IS
REAL

>> No.54047373

>>54046899
Two more weeks

>> No.54047394

>>54046180
shouldn't there be a service for storing your money without having banks gamble with it?
interest rates on deposits are basically 0, there's no reason or benefit to store your money at a bank other than convenience and conformity. you are just exposing yourself to an irrational risk

there should be something of a "citizen's reserve", a 0 speculation fiat storage service offered by the national bank of each country. i believe some of the very first banks worked that way; if you did not allow them to loan away your money they would charge you a fee for the costs of securing your money, if you allowed them to they would instead pay you a decent interest rate (that justified the risk you took)
i would gladly pay a fee for such a service, even though i would argue that the ability to safely store your wealth without exposing it to speculation should be an inherent right and the taxes we all pay definitely add room for such a thing being a free service

and no, vaults do not count because they are largely non-insured. in the event of theft you could be fucked
i am talking about something not unlike a bank account, except your cash is never used as collateral

>> No.54047401

>your money is safer as pure cash holding in a stock brokerage account than a bank
What a joke of a financial banking system.

>> No.54047431

>>54046730
based

>> No.54047433
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>> No.54047436

>>54046180
wasn't this the faggit saying hell was coming to depress prices and then buy things up?

>> No.54047437

>>54046180
>FDIC spends it's entire budget bailing out SVB and there israelí startups
>nothing left to bail out goys
Thanks for playing america

>> No.54047445

>>54047394
Its all digital nowadays anyway
How does storing "money" cost anything

>> No.54047454

>>54046180
explain to me like I am 5 years old

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>>54047138
sir that is highly antisemitic

>> No.54047482

>>54047454
See: >>54022945

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>>54046309
First movers will get their money out, those who wait will be left holding the can. Tell me what kind of incentive does that create for bank runs?

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>>54046767
>literally files false report
>doesn't get arrested or fined
it's amazing what you can get away with if you have enough money

>> No.54047547
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>Libertarians begging for a government bail out

>> No.54047548

>>54047525
yeah right, money is the reason KEK

>> No.54047572
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>>54047002
I have $60K and I'm withrawing it all on Monday. I encourage everyone else to do the same.

>> No.54047608

>>54047445
you could argue it would be the cost of keeping up the hardware+software, the cost of maintenance, keeping employees paid, etc
but yeah it wouldn't even cost that much, and if state provided it should be free

i just can't fathom how such a concept does not exist at all
you are basically forced to participate in the system of usury, otherwise you miss out on a lot

>> No.54047617

>>54046180
What a bold-faced lying jew

>> No.54047624

>>54046248
SVB "deposits" were credit SVB created to "invest" in shitty startups.
Do not make these shits whole.

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>>54047572
ummm sir that is dangerous to our democracy

>> No.54047710

>>54047113
wrong. you’re a normie faggot, you just wouldn’t get it

>> No.54047762

>>54047113
>your life will not improve
correct, but I'm poor enough that it won't really get worse either. I look forward to watching everyone richer than me get destroyed though.

Also, a full blown depression is literally the only way to reset the housing market at this point so suck my tiny unwashed dick, niggerfaggot.

>> No.54047765

I don't know shit about finance and have lost my ass on stocks and crypto, have about 30k doing nothing for me in BMO, what do?

>> No.54047866
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>>54047113
the only way out is through

>> No.54047914

>>54047624
Fair enough
Problem is that they can take us all down with them
But maybe that is what we deserve

>> No.54047961

>>54046180
There will be a 100% bailout, too many important people had money there, including members of congress.

>> No.54047997

>>54046451
Good, as often as it takes us to learn to raise some force fields to the american insanity.

>> No.54048006

>>54047961
If the public loses trust then bailouts won't do shit, and killing the entire startup sector is a fantastic way to terrify everyone.

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>>54047002
Absolute booba

>> No.54048064

>>54047013
He's got enough fur for everyone

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>>54046180
>hell is coming
>10% of US population will die from the le HECKIN COLDERINO
>THE FINANCIAL SYSTEM WILL LE COLLAPSE
>...
>market rallies ten gorillion % as FED/govt steps in
>covid is a nothingburger which kills only old or weak people (a good thing)

not this time, Ack.

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>>54047961
There will be bank bail ins where all normalfags have their money yoinked by whoever their bank is. Anyone really important will be told in private to withdraw or at least pay enough attention to notice hints like in that recent FDIC meeting and realize they need to gtfo

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>>54048040
fox boobs

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>>54046180
Be real with me — how likely is this to lead to societal collapse and cibil war?

>> No.54048485

>>54048410
about tree fiddy

>> No.54048489

>>54046309
You think companies care about the market or the economy? Their only care about themselves retard

>lets take this loss because it would hurt the economy if we try to get our deposits!

>> No.54048497

>>54047401
Investment accounts are safer and gets more protection than deposit accounts. Its by design so the goyim put money in the market and pump those lines up instead of hording it
More liquidity = better

>> No.54048499

>>54048410
Bill Ackman is a bullshit con-artist. I'm bearish as fuck on this whole thing, dont get me wrong, but Bill Ackman has been known to spread lies and FUD just to line his whole pockets.

>> No.54048557

>>54046899
also they love to brag. they really think they have fooled God

>> No.54048567

>>54046180
This jew was the one who shilled for corona lockdowns in the early days. He wants a bailout for his jew VC buddies

>> No.54048578

>>54048410
I mean maybe some point down the line this economic crash could become a catalyst for something else. But I'm not expecting total societal collapse anytime soon (at least not for another 5 years)

>> No.54048581 [DELETED] 

>>54046730
uhhhhhhh based department? You're gonna want to see this.

>> No.54048615
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THE BULL RUN IS BACK BABY

>> No.54048663

>>54046730
Based I'll do the same.

>> No.54048743

>>54046524
then they should have deposited them in their mattress instead of a bank

>> No.54048789

>>54047119
You look worried anon. Is everything ok?

>> No.54048794

>>54046399
they likely already did that, at least as much as they were comfortable with

>> No.54048799

>>54048743
Exactly.
And thats what people will do come monday
Anyone who can not see this coming must work for the government or Jerome Powell

>> No.54048832

>>54046521
>Implying the beast won't print

>> No.54048834

>>54047113
this is cope, i've been preparing for this. i'll either thrive or die and both of those are acceptable outcomes

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>>54047437
Slow it down with the antisemitism anon, they suffered more than you.

>> No.54048849

>>54046248
Get insurance you monkey.

>> No.54048897

>>54046205
this. also we can all help contribute to the collapse by withdrawing everything we own even if its just a couple hundred bucks, do your part.

>> No.54048991

>>54046228
You know there's jews would go against their own cabal right?

>> No.54048998

>>54048837
Oy vey! We can't let these data harvesting and synthetic meat producing tech startups go bankrupt!

>> No.54049063

>>54046309
A ton of companies just lost their money for payroll and such. Most arent going to take that chance and will withdraw.

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>>54047171
put me in the screencap, this is gonna be a #1 hit country song

>> No.54049105

>>54046180
listen I want a collapse as much as anyone else but this ~50% bit is garbage
they'll get 100% of their deposits up to 250K, and maybe some after that depending if the bank is bought out

>> No.54049127

>>54049105
You just described the fucking problem, you moron

>> No.54049132

>>54046275
npbp

>> No.54049151

Has this fucker ever been right about anything?

>> No.54049172

>>54049105
>they'll get 100% of their deposits up to 250K
When your company needs to pay out several million in payroll every month, 250k doesn't do shit, retard.

>> No.54049178

>>54046322
Its very hard to imagine bank runs here in Germany. We are incredibly complacent

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>> No.54049195

>>54046730
im doing the same.

>> No.54049196

>>54046205
Luckily I don't have any money to withdraw!
Who's winning now?

>> No.54049211

>>54046180
He's retarded. Most small banks do not have only 5% insured deposits, and many are safer than the big 4. SVB was unique in lobbying for a loophole to Dodd Frank that allowed them to act recklessly.

>> No.54049227

>>54047210

>society collapses

>USD goes to zero

>modern way of life completely shattered, people struggling to survive

"Hey bro, want some of this shiny metal in exchange for food? Yeah, I know you can't really do anything with it, but isn't it neat looking? How about just for a little food? What, you want this whole bar for an apple, that's outrageous! I was thinking more like 1/100th this gold bar for an apple. No I don't have any way to neatly divide this hunk of metal, what do I look like, a blacksmith?

>> No.54049239

>>54049227
retarded shitskin 65 IQ take

>> No.54049257

>>54049227
Gold had value for all of recorded human history

>> No.54049286

>>54049227
>shiny metal
Only shiny metal worth anything is a bullet. Glad i spent some money late last year on AR15/handgun and ammo set up. Its not perfect but ready to go if need be.

>> No.54049322

>>54046180
Sept fulfilling prophecy, this dude is a chad if he’s legit trying to crash the market
He must have some mega leverage short bets

>> No.54049333

>>54046730
Same, I've got a little under 200k liquid that I'm going to attempt to take out
>It's my money and I need it now

>> No.54049410

>>54047762
>everyone richer than me get destroyed
which increses your competitive advantage, given you're not a full blown retard. This is like a fresh start server in a game. Reset it.

>> No.54049421

>>54049239
No he’s right, the only things with inherent value in this world, are land, weapons, resources, and people

>> No.54049447

>>54046730
kek enjoy

>> No.54049467
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>>54049333
>>54046730
>>54048663
>>54049195
>>54049333
>It's my money and I need it now

>> No.54049535

>>54049410
So tired of raid gear lvl 60s camping me

>> No.54049553
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54049553

>not posting the extended version

>> No.54049593

>>54047056
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT DO I DO SHOULD I JUST GO RUN OUT ON THE STREET AND START BUILDING MY CV AS A BARE HAND MURDERER OF PEDESTRIANS?!

>> No.54049689
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Bank run cant hurt you when you have no money in the bank

>> No.54049708

>>54049689
what if you laugh so hard you seriously injure yourself

>> No.54049742

>>54046180
ACKman always FUDs the bottom on purpose you newfag, it's a good sign

>> No.54049756
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>>54046205
>that face when the amount of money in your bank account is less than your daily withdrawal limit

Poorfags finally win. I withdrew my 2 grand this morning. Get fucked you currency worshipping pieces of shit. The Jews are right about white people. Get rekt

>> No.54049877
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54049877

bros i am spreading panicked messages to get your money out all over twatter plebbit and youtube. ive been doing this all day. what are the implications of this?

>> No.54049908

>>54049708
Sounds like you need ClownShield! For when you injure yourself from the high dosage of lulz afforded to you from clownworld.

>> No.54049933

>>54049227
Based

>> No.54049936
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>>54046399
What do you think has been going on for the past decade, and increased exponentially during the coof?

>> No.54049953
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>>54049877
You are extremely based, keep fighting the good fight brother

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>>54046180
fuck Bill Ackman he was sounding like a bitch on that Twitter space today
>if the government doesn't bail out everyone it's a NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT because Chinese bugmen will do AI better than us
apparently Silicon Valley Bank's deposits were the only moat the US had against Chinese AI companies? Absolutely retarded take.

>> No.54049964

>>54046180
Remember to buy Gold or Silver.

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>>54046180

Good that I have my entire wealth in stocks and not in form of cash in bank.

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>>54049333
If they kvetch say you need it for the downpayment on a used car, or a cute little fixer-upper in Tennessee you're thinking of renting out. Also has anyone told /pol/ about this? They'd be down to secure their finances I'm sure.

>> No.54050033

this is the next covid in terms of conditioning

>> No.54050056

>>54046180
>ACK-man
This guy has been crying crash since the "hell is coming" shit.

>> No.54050102
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>>54047219
>Trusting other people in the year 20 fucking 23
>Not trying to do everything in your power to collapse the US banking gollum

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>>54047171
a pair of jeans that fit just right

>> No.54050147

>>54046180
Yes yes!
Bring that money zho my bank and i'll lend you even moore

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>>54049188
Checked. So glad I've been stacking silver for the last two years.

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>>54050129
and the radio oooooooonnnnn

>> No.54050257

>>54046180
Bank runs so you can have cash at home that will devalue? I can't wait to be my inner nigger and rob people leaving the bank

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>>54048206

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>>54049953
thank you anon!

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>>54049953
should i be less obvious or more based than this?

>> No.54050728

>>54046180
/biz/let here, give me a QRD on what the fuck is going on and why it is important.
From start to end please.

>> No.54050749

>>54050702
based, do not self censor

>> No.54050838

Schizo theory time. Certain ... groups do not like the interest rate hikes. So they are prepared to destablise the system, to ensure Fed goes back to free money for all. SVB has been thrown under the bus, there will be more. We are at war with something, and this is just part of the economic attrition.
If Powell has an enormous dick, he'll just hike rates by 0.5% this time, and promise more. That's like Churchill bombing those French warships back in the day, Chad move. I fear Powell does not have an enormous dick though.

>> No.54050864

>>54050838
Churchill was a retard. He destroyed his own country
Powell needs to stop rate hikes, because inflation has long stabilized

>> No.54050875

>>54050702
DO NOT REDEEM!

>> No.54051052

>>54050864
There will be no pivot, nobody is coming to save you Jew.

>> No.54051110

>>54046397
I ((wonder)))

>> No.54051178

>>54046205
I spent it all on food and water

>> No.54051382

>>54050864
>inflation has stabilized
No it hasn’t
Feds inflation target is 3%
Current official (fudged and bullshit number) is 7%

>> No.54051515

>>54047002
GOOD MORNING SIR PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL

>> No.54051724

>>54047113
i literally do not care

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54051746

>>54051382
>>54051382
>Current official (fudged and bullshit number) is 7%
No its not

>> No.54051767

>>54046180
Doesn't this bill ackman fellow know that it's illegal to announce a bank run

That's a felony bud, I'm reporting this post DIRECTLY to Jerome. This goes way above the jannies.

>> No.54051787

>>54046180
Bill ACKman

>> No.54051814

>>54046180
Don't care. I own UVIX.

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>>54051746
>graph with no title no no axes
You’re a fucking lying kike piece of shit
This is from the BLS, Shylock

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>>54049227
>Hey bro, want some of this rare, imperishable metal in exchange for food? Yeah I know its an accepted form of currency and has been for thousands of years. What you'll trade to me your daughter for .01 toz of silver? No problem, I have a valcambi silver combibar, its perforated so i can easily break off a small chunk of silver for you
FTFY. I bet you have your life savings in HEX

>> No.54051997

>>54051872
12 months average is a lagging indicator and fucking irrelevant
Inflation has completely normalized for the last 6-7 months

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>>54047113
>To note, your life will not improve in the event that any of this occurs. Society will not get better if this were to happen, neither in the short or long term
Some men just want to see the world burn.

>> No.54052088

>>54049995
>stocks
lol. Lmao.

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>>54046180
MY SIDES

>> No.54052224

>>54047113
And?

>> No.54052249

>>54047572
Isn't withdrawing more than 10k requiring some sort of report to the federal government due to the patriot act or something like that?
I could definitely see jews being butthurt enough to attempt to charge everyone who does that on monday as inciting a bank run.

>> No.54052463

>>54051767
i keep seeing you retards parroting this but nobody provides a source to the actual law. im beginning to suspect fedkike shills who are very nervous

>> No.54052511

By the way, if you can't withdraw money from the bank ... Most Walmarts allow you to do a $100 cash back on a transaction. Do it once or twice a day as needed.

>> No.54052569

I just tried to request a teller check from USAA and it just returns an error.

>> No.54052617

>>54052569
Usaa usually dose maintenance on weekends a lot of time. Wouldn't jump at every shadow.

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>>54046180
>absent a systemwide guarantee
DUDE WOT IF WE BAILED OUT SHITTY BANKS
AGAIN
Give us free money or our negligence will collapse your society! Then do nothing. Then we spring the same trap again for free money. Then do nothing. Then the same thing happens again… we can’t lose! Once in a lifetime economic collapse every 10 years bro!
CAPITALISM IT JUST WORKS

>> No.54052646

>>54046180
>From a source I trust wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_BU5hR9gXE

>> No.54052651

>>54046180
>sorry we lost your money but 50% ehhhh best we can do, just be glad you get 35% back

>> No.54053681

>>54046205
Ha. I’m living paycheck to paycheck. I don’t have money to withdraw

>> No.54053823

>>54047762
>IT won't get any worse
Anon it could always get worse. Like Gulag in Alaska bad. If that happens me and you are the first people to get shoved into the train.

>> No.54053855

>>54046248
Nothing to do with Powell, the man is trying to save the world

>> No.54053994

>>54047113
so long as it gets worse for the jews i will make that trade

>> No.54053999

>>54046180

Ironically I basically only use two CEXes as my bank anymore. Gemini and Coinbase. I still have a PNC account but basically never keep money in it.

After Coinbase came out with their debit card there was no reason to use anything else. I've never had any issues either. Of course the overwhelming majority of my assets are in cold storage and I just use the debit card to pay bills as needed.

Its funny too because now its looking like Coinbase is safer than actual banks kek

This has to be a push to encourage CBDCs or something. The timing is too coincidental. I'm pretty comfy not gonna lie.

>> No.54054049

>>54046248
It’s all venture cash but at the same time there’s probably well over a million people whose paychecks were in that bank, that’s a pretty big economic factor to consider. Don’t bailout, but figure out what happens when a million people go out of work all at once.

>> No.54054081

No one entity was ever meant to control this amount of capital.

>> No.54054092

>>54053999
>Gemini
anon i...

>> No.54054099

>>54046180
the pro move is bank run if you are a company, and the earlier the better, get in line now or be unable to pay your employers

>> No.54054121

>>54046180
We need bank runs to fix the economy. Time to rip the bandaid. Close the banks! Defi is the future. Banks are for boomers

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>>54053999
>This has to be a push to encourage CBDCs or something. The timing is too coincidental. I'm pretty comfy not gonna lie.

Read this archived thread. Even though it's just the UK, it does march in lockstep with the US financial system and economy.

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/405335459/

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>>54052030
we are not invested in society. your interests in making society more accessible and helpful are not shared by me. i am fully capable of living in the wilderness by myself. if you are a fat bumbling idiot retard and need multiple forms of assistance and warning markers around your body then i mean i dont even know where i was going with this

>> No.54054218

>>54047525
>>54047548
it's just a coincidence, nothing to see here folks

>> No.54054261

>>54048837
>muh 6 million programmers

>> No.54054273

>>54046730
Fucking Racecar Johnny

>> No.54054520

>>54054092
>anon i...

Its just another option to sell to USD. It works just fine for that purpose. I basically keep no funds in either Coinbase or Gemini until I need to pay bills. Less than 1% of my networth at any given time combined on either exchange.

>> No.54054545

>>54054146

I'll check it out thanks

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>>54046373
>is called Bill ACK-man
>is constantly fear mongering
keeeekk

>> No.54054706

>>54046304
Based Icahn

>> No.54054960

>>54046180
Gonna get up early with a big cup of coffee, and sit in a folding chair outside the entrance to a large bank, watching rich people beat on each other trying to get in the door first. Should be Quite entertaining!

>> No.54055129

>>54049756
>The Jews are right about white people.
Figured it out, did you? :)
Enjoy the Crash, jew.
From the Ashes, We Shall Rise Again.

>> No.54055142

>>54050056
>This guy has been crying crash since the "hell is coming" shit.
And here we are.

>> No.54055175

Weird how all of Peter Thiel's friends are on twitter spreading FUD after a bank run he initiated.

>> No.54055180

>>54046205
Jokes on you. My accounts in overdraft

>> No.54055195

>>54046228
No but he’s calling for a bank run on regional banks. Anytime a Jew works on Saturday, especially this hard, you know somethings up.

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>>54049467
>"HEY! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!"

>> No.54055570

>>54046304
names the jew in his opening remarks. based as fuck

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>>54047113
kek society will get better as BTC is gonna rise and bring us closer to peace
also, the world looks better when it's covered in fire

>> No.54055743

>>54047113
Nope, I'm positioned to profit.

>> No.54056056

>>54053823
Only if you don’t struggle or fight back.
Just go meekly on that cattle car.

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>>54046322
we are equally as fucked
https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/credit-suisse-delays-publication-annual-report-following-sec-call-2023-03-09/

>> No.54056625

>>54046730
based, same

>> No.54056662

>>54046205
>how to reveal to everyone that you are poor
banks don't do single withdrawals for figures above like $10,000.

>> No.54056674

>save us taxpayers
>save us federal reserve

>> No.54056693
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54056693

>Bill ACKman

>> No.54056748

so basically to fuck a bank over all we had to do is a bank run?
jeez why didnt any of you tards do it since ya'll are a bunch of anarchist

>> No.54056774

>>54046730
BASADO

>> No.54056944

>>54046304
Savage

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>>54046426
thats a short two weeks

>> No.54057218

>>54046730
all the 75 $ ?

>> No.54057532

>>54046399
Those funds are earmarked for Ukraine

>> No.54057633

>>54047394
>shouldn't there be a service for storing your money without having banks gamble with it?
You're probably too young to remember when Georges bush Jr gave boomers a 300$ tax return check to get re-elected. At the same time they deregulated banks so they could gamble with citizen deposits by allowing them to merge with investment firms.

Woops

>> No.54057640

>>54048837
Damn. This is like a mini holocaust

>> No.54057774

>>54046730
Omega based, ill be doing the same. Hope BoA dies before cuckress and linden have a chance to bail em out.

>> No.54057810

>>54049227
Women like shiny hunks of metal and will have sex with you for them

>> No.54057845

>>54046205
If Chase collapses my fiat is going to zero anyways and I already own enough guns and ammo

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>>54047171
My life is better now, having read this. Thank you anon.

>> No.54057882

>>54046180
>go to post office
>buy money order to youself, from yourself
>pay $1.50 to withdraw $1000 at a time

Is this a valid way to redeem in the event banks close all atms and stop redeem?

>> No.54057887

>>54049227
>Yeah, I know you can't really do anything with it
UHHHMM, ACCKKTUUALLLYYY, GOLD HAS *some* USE IN INDUSTRIAL PURPOSES. SO BASICALLY, IT HAS SOME INTRINSIC VALUE. WHAT'S THAT? YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO BUILD A MICROCHIP EVEN BEFORE SOCIETY COLLAPSED? NO PROBLEMO, I WILL SHOW YOU THE WAY. BUT IT'LL COST YOU SOME FOOD.

>> No.54057893

>>54046524
>>54047113
>>54046249
>>54046322
>>54046730
not your funds

>> No.54057924

>>54047050
This. Funny enough, this has hit Israeli startups pretty hard as well. Apparently Israeli startups liked to bank with SVB.

>> No.54057934

>>54046180
>have money
>suddenly have 50% money
>get rest in payments with lots of uncertainty
I love banks!

>> No.54058021

>>54046426
AND A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED

>> No.54058022

>>54049063
>Most arent going to take that chance and will withdraw.
Withdraw it to where, exactly? Do you think your local multinational corporation is just going to amass a pile of cash at their headquarters and have everyone stop by at the end of the week to be handed their pay?

>> No.54058036

>>54058022
They don't physically withdraw, dumbass. They close their account and have their funds transferred to a different bank in better financial health

>> No.54058048

>>54058036
>the banking system is going to collapse because people are going to move their money from one bank to another one
Interesting premise.

>> No.54058049

>>54048832
The beast has been trying to counteract printing with raising interest rates, which is exactly what fucked SVB. Either increase inflation or fuck the banks. There’s no going back now.

>> No.54058109

>>54058022
They transfer their money to systemically important banks that the government have proven in the past they are will not allow to fail.

Good for these big banks in the short term but every small and mid sized bank going under would cause ripple effects throughout the world economy and nobody would be left undamaged

>> No.54058229

>>54052463
Declaring a bank run, which is a situation where a large number of depositors simultaneously withdraw their money from a bank, is not in itself illegal. However, intentionally inciting a bank run, such as spreading false rumors or making false statements to cause panic among depositors, may be illegal and can be considered a form of financial fraud or market manipulation.

In many countries, including the United States, there are laws and regulations that prohibit market manipulation and fraudulent activities related to the banking industry. In the U.S., for example, the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) is responsible for enforcing laws related to market manipulation and fraudulent activities.

If someone intentionally incites a bank run and violates the law, they could face criminal charges and penalties, including fines and imprisonment
In the United States, for example, such activity could fall under several different laws, including:

Securities Act of 1933: This law prohibits fraudulent activities in the securities industry, including making false statements or omitting material information that could mislead investors.

Securities Exchange Act of 1934: This law establishes rules governing securities transactions and prohibits activities such as insider trading and market manipulation.

Commodity Exchange Act: This law governs the trading of commodities futures and options contracts and prohibits fraudulent activities, including market manipulation.

Federal Deposit Insurance Act: This law establishes the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) and provides for insurance coverage for bank deposits. It also prohibits activities that could harm the safety and soundness of insured banks.

State Criminal Laws: Depending on the state, there may be specific criminal laws related to financial fraud or market manipulation that could be used to prosecute someone who intentionally incites a bank run.

>> No.54058241

>>54050702
>Nigstein

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>>54050702
where you go

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>>54051872

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>> No.54059670

>>54046397
yes, he kvetched as loud as possible during covid while buying it all.