/smg/ it's over. stock market is over.

[Anonymous No.54014757]

Stock Market is Over Bros. Give up.
Bulls are dead. Bears Win. Goodnight and Goodbye. This is the last SMG.

The entire system is going to collapse and we will trade with sticks and stones, but CRYptos will never hurt me.

previous>>54013830

[Anonymous No.54014782]

um, actually, the eternal bull market lives on. buy CPNG.

[Anonymous No.54014783]

[Anonymous No.54014788]

>he bought puts at the bottom

[Anonymous No.54014793]

she's healing boys

[Anonymous No.54014794]

Californian politicians going to come out of the woodwork demanding a bailout for the venture capital banker friends and relatives soon

[Anonymous No.54014797]

WE'RE GREEN

[Anonymous No.54014803]

we just not posting links now?
we used to be a real general

[Anonymous No.54014807]

>>54014782
I've had my eye on CPNG for a while but I'm waiting for $10

[Anonymous No.54014809]

>>54014783
That is so bullish it hurts my heart just thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.54014810]

>>54014757
>he believes the news cycle

Never believe the news cycle

[Anonymous No.54014814]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.54014815]

>>54014783
holy shit everyone is really convinced that the fed will turn the printer back on huh

[Anonymous No.54014818]

STOP RECOVERING EEEUUURRRGGGG MY HECKIN PUTS THAT I PAID TOO MUCH PREMIUM ON AAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54014819]

Oh but not Mr. OP, he doesn't post the links like everyone else. He's above it all.

[Anonymous No.54014821]

long /es 50 contracts. the sky is the limit

[Anonymous No.54014822]

OP is a faggot

[Anonymous No.54014828]

[Anonymous No.54014829]

>>54014803
Back in my day I was the pride of /biz/. You kids should have seen it we were the first thread to shill GME and SOXL... now they're all gone.

[Anonymous No.54014834]

>>54014803
This is a crypto board. Take this filth to >>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.54014838]

BUDDY LOOK AT 10Y COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.54014843]

>Powell BTFOed

[Anonymous No.54014853]

>>54014815
My GDXU/TMF says recession inbound.

[Anonymous No.54014859]

>>54014803
i am a link-posting baker, however with the amount of retards flooding /smg/ recently i just don't care. let it all burn.

[Anonymous No.54014868]

>>53969212
>Tue Mar 7 17:56:11 2023
>A Contrarian Indicator
>Contrarian investors use the put-call ratio to help them determine when market participants are getting overly bullish or too bearish.
>An extremely low ratio means the market is extremely bullish. A contrarian might conclude that the market is too bullish and is due for a pullback.
>>53969261
>>53969261
>>53969261
>Tue Mar 7 18:00:40 2023
>You are a moron. An extreme spike towards putts followed by a sharp decline in putts and rise in calls - short covering. where is 3900, 2 weeks?
:^) hope you are lurking friend

[Anonymous No.54014870]

>>54014783
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54014872]

STOP SLURPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54014875]

>the exit liquidity
>the exit pump
>people keeping "slurping the dip"
>It's going to keep dipping
>they have been tricked 50 times in the last year
>"this time is different"

[Anonymous No.54014877]

frc already made a 2x off the bottom. tsla +2%. nvda about to go green. bobos are retarded

[Anonymous No.54014890]

>>54014859
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

[Anonymous No.54014893]

bro i am straight up not having a good time

[Anonymous No.54014894]

>>54014859
It's over. the link baker has given up all hope.

this is the last smg.
may it rest in piss and shit.

[Anonymous No.54014897]

>>54014868

[Anonymous No.54014900]

Threadly reminder that zoomers are not sapient.

[Anonymous No.54014902]

SOXL is healing

[Anonymous No.54014903]

[Anonymous No.54014913]

GEVObaggies...did we finally hit the bottom?

[Anonymous No.54014922]

>>54014807
i dont think it will go below 12.

[Anonymous No.54014925]

>VIX Mooning
>10Y Mooning
>PMs Mooning
>USD Dumping

Bulls:
>This is bullish

Top jej

[Anonymous No.54014928]

Buying at max panic is the easiest fucking money ever. Already in deep green.

[Anonymous No.54014930]

>>54014859
I only post links when the previous thread did. It is all about continuity

[Anonymous No.54014933]

>>54014828
Oh, we're nowhere NEAR the bottom. Neat!

[Anonymous No.54014936]

I seriously hope you guys don't buy individual stocks.

[Anonymous No.54014939]

>>54014890

[Anonymous No.54014940]

short everything now

[Anonymous No.54014947]

>>54014897
what's there to be butthurt about?
I was right, and right within 3 days

[Anonymous No.54014948]

mcdonalds didn't even ask for an interview

what do I do now?

[Anonymous No.54014955]

>he bought puts at the bottom again

[Anonymous No.54014956]

>>54014928
>he thinks this was max panic
>he thinks this was panic at all

[Anonymous No.54014958]

>>54014940
JIM NO!

[Anonymous No.54014959]

>>54014940
IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.54014961]

>could close shorts now for a 2x or wait until summer for a 7x
Not sure about this bitch crash , bobros

[Anonymous No.54014965]

>>54014925
excuse me sir.

but 10y is not mooning..
it's crashing...

Also I'm not a bull dear kind faggot sir.

[Anonymous No.54014967]

so what the fuck is going on with SVB it's just dead in the water?

[Anonymous No.54014975]

Did anyone actually ever care about SIVB until literally yesterday? Seriously asking

Also bros sometimes I get a very strong urge to cheat on my gf. She's great but damn it's nice to rail someone new. What do?

[Anonymous No.54014976]

The Friday Night Dirties are going to be insane tonight

[Anonymous No.54014977]

>>54014838
Fed is playing damage control to try and save the banks

[Anonymous No.54014978]

>TMF: +9.60%
>JNUG: +7.04%
>DRV: +3.66%
>BNKD: +2.64%
>FAZ: +2.06%
>DXY: -1.13%

[Anonymous No.54014990]

>>54014965
>but 10y is not mooning..
>it's crashing...

Price moves inverse with yield (which is dumping), zoom zoom.

[Anonymous No.54014991]

>>54014965
Are you confusing yield with 10y again?

[Anonymous No.54014992]

>>54014965
the 10y is mooning
he's not talking about the yield - the price of the 10yr is mooning
note that he did not say 10 year yield

[Anonymous No.54014999]

>>54014940

Is it time boys?
>SJIM
>FAZ
>BNKD

[Anonymous No.54015003]

>>54014961
I NEED TO DRAW MY BUNWIFE PREGNANT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.54015006]

>doubled most of my positions
slurpers... we can't be beaten

[Anonymous No.54015007]

>>54014975
Yes, SIVB basically serviced every tech smallcap in commiefornia. It's really bad, anon. Not as bad as BoA crumbling, obviously, but it will have some pretty horrendous domino potential.

[Anonymous No.54015009]

>>54014925
Remember this in a week and how wrong you were.
You and everyone staring an what the intraday yield or USD doesn't have 1/10th of the picture.
I nailed the bullrun in 2020, I was bearish as fuck in late 2021 when everyone on here was calling me a faggot bear, and I am bullish now, until maybe 3q 2023.

[Anonymous No.54015013]

The only people that get seriously harmed by a one day outlier move against them are over-leveraged. That includes DCAfags and those shorting OOM premium too hard.

[Anonymous No.54015017]

>>54014939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV3AziKTBUo

[Anonymous No.54015021]

>>54015009
Dipshit

[Anonymous No.54015020]

>>54014978

LABD/TMF/GDXU

Feels good lad

[Anonymous No.54015024]

you goons were warned about this if you paid any attention to the vast amount of extremely proficient DD coming out of /r/superstonk over the last 2 years. there's still time to buy some GME and hedge

also, I'm not just a hype-blind smoothbrain. unlike probably all of you, I actually listened to Campbell Harvey's opinion on this inverted yield curve. did you know he doesn't buy the forecast this time around?

[Anonymous No.54015029]

>>54015009
do you like girugamesh?

[Anonymous No.54015032]

>>54015007
Name one of those tech small caps that actually, ACTUALLY matters to the US economy as a whole

[Anonymous No.54015036]

IS IT GONNA FUCKING FINISH GREEN OR NOT I CANT FUCKING TELL

[Anonymous No.54015040]

$385 SPY EOD. I bought some 0dte put lottery tickets for the luls

[Anonymous No.54015047]

>>54014757
My prediction is that done bank will buy out these losers and the financial system goes back to normal. The banks in similar situation will have to sell assets and keep their shit together. Hopefully nothing major will happen

[Anonymous No.54015051]

Oil

[Anonymous No.54015053]

>>54014803
>>54014819
>>54014822

What a condescending prick. We hate incorrect OP posters here on /smg/.

[Anonymous No.54015056]

>>54014788
Fucking roastie BITCH

[Anonymous No.54015059]

>>54014965
You moron people are buying 10 year out they ass

[Anonymous No.54015058]

>>54015032
Do you know how many (((tech companies))) there are that make zero profit, and how many jobs that supports?

[Anonymous No.54015061]

shorted EURUSD at 1.07
i can't believe eurobulls are this retarded and think their currency is saved because Powell might only hike interest rate by 25 bepis instead of 50 LMAO

[Anonymous No.54015064]

>>54015024
your advice is really good
you should make a trip so i can subscribe

[Anonymous No.54015073]

>>54015024
>did you know he doesn't buy the forecast this time around?
yeah, but this general is for parroting the opinions of youtube and twitter doomers, not actual critical thinking,

[Anonymous No.54015075]

>>54014975
Cramer shilled it around like February 8th. So plenty of Mad Money baggies probably do.

[Anonymous No.54015077]

>>54015036
So there is probably a retarded murmur going around that SVB will cause Jerome to pivot but yeah that is cope.

[Anonymous No.54015078]

>>54015073
That’s why no one will buy NEO

[Anonymous No.54015080]

>>54014922
You're probably right. Maybe I'll buy a starter position.

[Anonymous No.54015081]

>>54015058
Okay so you can't answer the question, got it. Bears are toast.

[Anonymous No.54015083]

DXYbros, what's going on, are we slurping?

[Anonymous No.54015089]

>worst week for stocks in 2023
>indexes only dont 3%
Worst week for stocks in 2023...so far

[Anonymous No.54015090]

I bought the bottom of UDOW

[Anonymous No.54015093]

What do you call this autism?

[Anonymous No.54015096]

>>54015083
Shorting GBP is free money here

[Anonymous No.54015101]

Close your shorts bobos NOW. They are gonna buy , this is my final WARNING

[Anonymous No.54015103]

>>54015032
And how does every big tech company start? As a tech small cap.

[Anonymous No.54015107]

imagine thinking the mms will let themselves lose their asses by letting all these puts go ITM hahahaha

[Anonymous No.54015109]

>>54014809
>banks collapsing is bullish

[Anonymous No.54015110]

>>54015093
The "clean it up Mumu"

[Anonymous No.54015120]

>>54015093
volatility

[Anonymous No.54015122]

Who are the worst posters:

a) foodtruck goblina
b) anime
c) gook gaypop

this is a very tough decision so choose wisely anon

[Anonymous No.54015125]

>>54015083
https://youtu.be/mxw8xg1lpp4

[Anonymous No.54015130]

>>54015093
denial

[Anonymous No.54015133]

>>54014948
Fuck I was gonna get donuts cause it's raining and Friday but now wacdonalds sounds good instead...

[Anonymous No.54015134]

>>54015059
Do you think they are buying because confidence is low? That was before 2020. We are in a new world. New system. Remember all the bond faggots who said BONDS were going to perform well in 2022? I remember. THOSE FAGGOTS were DEAD ASS WRONG.

They are wrong again thinking people are buying BONDS because they are risk off. They are buying because they are pricing in fed to ease really soon.

[Anonymous No.54015142]

>>54015081
>jobs arent important to the economy
Retard

[Anonymous No.54015144]

>>54015064
you're a neckbeard who larps as a little anime girl. pipe down
>>54015073
he gave some compelling reasons, but one of them was fundamentally flawed because he actually, unironically, and seriously stated
>market movers are much more responsible this time around compared to 2008

[Anonymous No.54015148]

*dances cutely*
Fart! Fart! Poopy fart! Farty farty stinky fart! Poopy poopy pee pee pee, poopy poopy poo poo poo! Fart! Fart! Poopy fart! I got a poopy fart for you Mumu!
PPSsssssssshhhhhhfffrrrttttttttttt

[Anonymous No.54015149]

>retarded Jew bankers destroyed the economy again
Why do we allow them to keep getting away with it?

[Anonymous No.54015150]

>>54015058
Enough to blow up zombie companies surviving only due to locked in 0-rates till 2030, which in turn will free up human resources for the labor market and make JPow happy, that's what.

[Anonymous No.54015161]

>>54014757
>we will trade stones
I have shiny ones for that

[Anonymous No.54015165]

>>54014940
well, I take back what I said, it won't be just a few red days

[Anonymous No.54015167]

>>54015149
...so what banks are even safe?

[Anonymous No.54015169]

This is your reminder that the market hasn't bottomed until GME posters disappear

[Anonymous No.54015170]

I’m warning you guys. Afternoon will be a bloodbath. Do not buy anything.

[Anonymous No.54015171]

>>54015122
Foodtruck bitch

[Anonymous No.54015174]

I want to see NDX break under its 200 day and stay down there. If it doesn't I bet we bounce at least Monday.

[Anonymous No.54015178]

>>54015077
I mean, let's be real. The BoE didn't do any more than a quick patch job when their entire pension system nearly died. The Fed's not going to reintroduce $100b/month in QE just because one bank has a run.

[Anonymous No.54015182]

>>54015093
Inverse head and shoulders

[Anonymous No.54015184]

>>54014828
Sold half my portfolio worth of puts today near the bottom and kept the other half. Buying back ahead of Powell raising rates, RSI is very low right now so we need a small bounce before going down another 20-50.

[Anonymous No.54015195]

>>54015122
Easily the food truck beaner

[Anonymous No.54015196]

>>54015150
>implying these chicks will enter the labor market and save your portfolio
Kek, jej even

[Anonymous No.54015208]

you closed right bobo?

[Anonymous No.54015220]

>>54015083
I'm not so sure. The market is now only betting on a 40% chance of a 50 bp Fed funds hike. The Fed is really reluctant to hike.

[Anonymous No.54015221]

>>54015184
You did the right thing for the wrong reasons. Bears are trying to hold the tide with a broom.

[Anonymous No.54015222]

>>54015122
Gook gaypop is the most insufferable by a country mile

[Anonymous No.54015223]

>>54014810
>He believes the news cycle
BUY REAL ESTATE, GREAT DEALS GOY!
BUY STOCK, GREAT DEALS GOY!
ARE WE REALLY IN A RECESSION YET?
After months, and months, and months of fiscal coping in the news, they are just barely willing to call things a recession while banks are failing, and Deutsche Bank Credit Suisse are on the verge of collapse. Because of something like 5% interest rates during 14% inflation.
Things aren't collapsing because of interest rates either, they were marching down a dead end, building the road further and further out. Which kept lengthening the logistical line behind them.

We are in a controlled crash, and anybody who can't put two and two together is being silly at this point. I want you all to have money, to fund anime. That's important to me. Please stop committing financial suicide via coping.

[Anonymous No.54015224]

>Hava Nagila (Techno Remix)

[Anonymous No.54015227]

>>54015144
really though, next thread i won't know who you are
i need some quality financial advice

[Anonymous No.54015229]

>>54015196
>Position camera to capture my bobs and ass

[Anonymous No.54015235]

>>54015196

[Anonymous No.54015236]

>>54015196
well that was depressing

[Anonymous No.54015242]

>>54015122
All of them.

[Anonymous No.54015243]

>>54015208
YES I CLOSED MY SHORT . DO THE SAME BOBROS , DONT GET TOO GREEDY AND JUST SLURP THE DIP

[Anonymous No.54015253]

easy easy money. calls are blatant today. delusional emotional bers are the best indicator when to buy period. i fucking love you guys.

[Anonymous No.54015258]

>>54015032
Have you tried this new site called "google"? I heard it can answer babby questions like these with ease!

[Anonymous No.54015264]

>>54015208
>closing because of a weak ass bounce in clearly oversold conditions

[Anonymous No.54015266]

>>54015220
I actually expect the Fed to stay at 0.25. He won't do 0.25. And this will make stocks moon again. He can't make dem people lose dem jobs!

[Anonymous No.54015270]

>>54015196
Doesn't matter if they're airheads or not. What matters is supply and demand. It's last piece of the puzzle for jpow to be able to justify pausing.
Funny thing, pausing, raising or whatever the fuck it doesn't matter, since there are other bigger forces at play than a few pips.

[Anonymous No.54015272]

I knew I shoulda bought those 0dte 230 nvda calls

[Anonymous No.54015282]

>>54015142
Oh fuck OFF. Which is it, you dumb faggots? Small cap tech is bullshit vaporware or it's the cornerstone of the US economy? Fuck your gay shit

[Anonymous No.54015286]

>>54015170
Based on?...

[Anonymous No.54015287]

>>54015196
needs to go to the gym

[Anonymous No.54015295]

aw shit
look who it is
Mr. Crabs

[Anonymous No.54015306]

>jobs still strong
We’re getting 75 Bepis aren’t we?

[Anonymous No.54015317]

>>54015282
Only faggots like you thought they were a cornerstone of society

[Anonymous No.54015319]

>>54015258
>It's such a big deal that it's going to LITERALLY CRASH EVERYTHING
>Lol no I don't have any actual information to back it up, Google it sweetie
You guys have to be trolling with this retarded shit

[Anonymous No.54015320]

WTF STOP PUMPING GUYS; I NEED TO SPAM ON TWITTER, HAULT THE MARKET

[Anonymous No.54015322]

Are you all enjoying Jerome's wild ride?

[Anonymous No.54015325]

Moo

[Anonymous No.54015331]

>>54015306
25 bepis or 50 bepis
about 50/50 at this point
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

[Anonymous No.54015334]

>>54015306
75 bepis but a $20b check written to SVB. A fair compromise.

[Anonymous No.54015336]

Jp Morgan is a fortress

[Anonymous No.54015338]

>>54015266
>people have been saying "he won't hike rates" for the last 8 months
>they keep hiking rates

Pivootors are really amazing.. Americans are so fucking stupid you can literally do the same bullshit "pivot ath soon" headlines on them 50 times in a row and they never learn

[Anonymous No.54015344]

I can't wait for one of these banks to collapse and then the fed cuts rates to 0 a week into the omegadump and then we have double digit inflation in 2025

[Anonymous No.54015346]

>>54015317
I'm saying it's NEITHER you fucking retarded 15 year old doomer fag

[Anonymous No.54015349]

>>54015336
I'm a little sad that wasn't the exact top tick on JPM.

[Anonymous No.54015354]

>>54015317
how is it possible that these people are earning 6 figures while seemingly contributing nothing?

[Anonymous No.54015355]

>>54015319
What you want someone to reel off a list of vapourware tech companies?

Here you go nigger: https://layoffs.fyi/

[Anonymous No.54015356]

>>54015266
I meant he wont do 50bps. He will stay 25bps. Stocks took too hard of a beating in a short period of time. He doesn't want people to lose (he wants, but not officially) and he doesn't want to infuriate stock holdlers. We will still drop in a few months, because the higher rates will fuck up Retail and with that DEMAND.

[Anonymous No.54015364]

easiest money of my life today thanks bers. you are like the birds in the trees that alert all the smart animals below.

[Anonymous No.54015368]

Kek

[Anonymous No.54015373]

I'm becoming schizophrenic.

[Anonymous No.54015374]

>>54015354
Blowjobs ain't nothing pal

[Anonymous No.54015375]

>>54015317
Retard can’t even make espresso right

[Anonymous No.54015376]

All the retail bears michael burry wannabes thought shorting was this easy and fun.

kek

kek

kek

kek

kek

There is a wall of puts. GL.

[Anonymous No.54015384]

>>54015319
Open wide, cletus.
AAAAAAAAAAH~
Ever heard of shopify? ZipRecruiter? Pinterest? CrowdStrike?
More than half of publicly traded, venture-backed tech companies bank with SVB.

[Anonymous No.54015385]

so the bank crashing was a nothing burger. Typical fud from bobos.

[Anonymous No.54015393]

>>54015338
I spelled it wrong, he will do 25 bps, not 50.

[Anonymous No.54015397]

>>54015355
Half of these sound like Chinese shell companies

[Anonymous No.54015399]

I believe he astronomically overestimates the importance of bond yields.
Additionally to that he doesn't seem to understand that only a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of outstanding bonds are traded, and only for these bonds the yield changes.
IT DOES NOT CHANGE FOR THE BONDS THAT DIDN'T TRADE.
>If $10b in debt yields 2.5%
>of which $10,000 are traded one day at a yield of 4.5%...
is this really a problem? Remember, the debtor only has to pay the coupon which was set at auction.

[Anonymous No.54015403]

>>54015385
you have to love them.

[Anonymous No.54015412]

>>54015384
Cool, exactly like I said - a bunch of nonsense companies that don't matter at all to the US economy as a whole

[Anonymous No.54015417]

>>54014967
Yes

[Anonymous No.54015418]

>>54015338
It’s the boy who cried wolf, when they actually do stop raising rates it will come at a surprise to all of them. It’s crazy people think they’re only going to go for .25% as well when several people from the fed publicly said they wanted .50% and that was before the bad (good) data just came out.

[Anonymous No.54015421]

>>54015385
I wouldn't say nothing, but it's a far cry from when garbage mortgages heemed even the biggest banks

[Anonymous No.54015424]

>>54015397
Always is.
Some of these are big companies, though, like TTI or atlassian.

[Anonymous No.54015425]

>>54014757
>3 grand gains on weekly index puts
>1 grand on etf's
Pretty good day.

[Anonymous No.54015430]

>>54015376
He said, atop the wall of calls

[Anonymous No.54015431]

wtf are these unnatural candles

[Anonymous No.54015432]

Charles Schwab is a fortress.

[Anonymous No.54015438]

>>54015397
>Wattpad

[Anonymous No.54015439]

>>54015196
>hygiene station
>everyone shares the same mouthwash
What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.54015445]

>>54015412
Cope, seethe, dial 8.
Under no circumstances should you die late.
YWNBAW

[Anonymous No.54015446]

>>54015399
Shut up. Faggotarino is a faggot

[Anonymous No.54015448]

>>54015432

[Anonymous No.54015460]

>>54015439
But the hygiene is IN the mouthwash!

[Anonymous No.54015462]

>>54014967
They couldnt sell shares so now they are trying to sell that dead piece of shit

[Anonymous No.54015463]

>>54015431
fraud

[Anonymous No.54015465]

>hard working, intelligent female posts video of her enjoying her work life
>you, a fat ugly lazy neet cannot stand this and it sends you off into impotent rage
Huh, that’s crazy

[Anonymous No.54015472]

fuck da bears

[Anonymous No.54015473]

>>54015465
You know the rules, tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.54015475]

Can someone link the Whisper Calendar page?

[Anonymous No.54015477]

Mumu, I kneel.

[Anonymous No.54015482]

>>54015446
NO U

[Anonymous No.54015481]

>>54015465
>intelligent
>female

[Anonymous No.54015483]

>You don't need to mark you're losses on your shit if you say you're gonna "hold it to maturity" bro

What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.54015486]

Wtf is this stupid market close pump on DAX. I JUST SHORTED a FEW MINUTES BEFORE CLOSING

WHY DOES THIS MOTHERFUCKER ALWAYS FOOL ME!?

[Anonymous No.54015488]

>>54015431

[Anonymous No.54015490]

>>54015465
>work life
What work?

[Anonymous No.54015492]

>>54015477
that's bullish

[Anonymous No.54015498]

>>54015354
The TLDR is they don't want white women to have babies.

>birth control
>abortion
>stronk women need to have jobs
>normalize being a whore
>focus on career into your 40s
>dating apps
>men vs women
>white man bad
>diversity is our strength
>no kids the world is "overpopulated"
>green movement
>gay/trans rates increasing
>testosterone decreasing/estrogen increasing in the population
>meat/eggs/butter are bad eat soi instead

It's all related. It's all publicly stated as their direct goals. It was all on the Georgia guide stone's for years before the glow niggers blew them up last year

[Anonymous No.54015502]

>>54015465
Tits, time stamp, state your business and/or gtfo.

[Anonymous No.54015503]

>>54015483
Any bank worth its salt can get liquidity from the F.E.D. so they never need to sell or mark to market.

[Anonymous No.54015514]

>>54015465
>work life
Post tits you stupid cunt, next time at least larp as a man correctly and respond to me directly.

[Anonymous No.54015516]

Where's that dickhead who said to buy the SIVB dip yesterday?

[Anonymous No.54015519]

>>54015431
Minute-to-minute moves are bigger this morning than yesterday. It's not a big deal.

Stop noticing.

[Anonymous No.54015532]

Did the Fed just announce QE or bailouts? What caused blastoff this morning, I wasn't watching the market.

[Anonymous No.54015537]

>>54015498
>before the glow niggers blew them up last year
That was obviously not glowies. What, you think the messages on them just disappear? Wiped from the record everywhere? No?

Then it wasn't a coverup. It was someone taking a first, tentative step against the Schwab crowd.

[Anonymous No.54015546]

What the fuck is UVXY and why the fuck does it matter
Futures ahhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.54015552]

>>54015532
Yellen said she was watching SVB and a couple other banks.

[Anonymous No.54015557]

>>54015532
Not officially - guessing the market is pricing that in though.

[Anonymous No.54015559]

>>54015537
Their message was gaining traction/attention so they were removed. The average American can't remember things for more than a couple months tops. People are stupid fat infertile goys as intended

[Anonymous No.54015564]

>>54015354
Governments give insane tax cuts for hitting ESG goals. Nasdaq requires that there's at least a pet nigger and a walking hole on your board or else you're not allowed to list anymore. Plenty of organizations and venture firms give money hand over fist for ESG-compliant companies only.
The total amount of money they make from this far outweighs the paltry 6 figs they pay them to do nothing.

[Anonymous No.54015570]

>>54015532
It’s fake and gay

[Anonymous No.54015573]

>>54015532
They should let rotten banks go bankrupt. Not bail them out

[Anonymous No.54015578]

>>54015486
Why would you short the retard-strength frontrunning of peoples wet fantasies of another 15+ years of "whatever it takes" QE and N/Z/LIRP monetary policies that will be ushered in by the ECB any day now, but within one fortnight tops?

Also, when was a war economy not positive for the stock markets of the countries which were NOT being bombed into oblivion?

I mean, come on...

[Anonymous No.54015584]

>>54015546
Leveraged VIX.
It matters because it's making me a lot of money right now.

[Anonymous No.54015585]

>>54015532
Odds of 50bps hike have gone from 85% to 50% in a couple days. Economic conditions are getting closer and closer to the Fed's intended goals. Only a fucking buffoon would think we're farther from pausing/cutting than a month ago.

[Anonymous No.54015587]

>>54015432
Who is currently sieging, and which side should I support?

[Anonymous No.54015594]

>>54014903
>he couldn't profit trading this chart

[Anonymous No.54015596]

>>54015585
>trusting gambling odds

[Anonymous No.54015598]

>>54015559
True

[Anonymous No.54015603]

>>54015584
WHAT IS VIX

BOIL MADE ME BLEED I AM SNEED

[Anonymous No.54015609]

>>54015559
Schizos were always aware of them and will always be aware of them in the future. All an explosion did was draw normie attention to them and make globalists look bad/vulnerable.

[Anonymous No.54015614]

>>54015573
cool it with the antisemitism

[Anonymous No.54015624]

SQQQ will be above 41 by close

[Anonymous No.54015625]

>>54015603
something you should stay away from for your own good

[Anonymous No.54015626]

Just shorted the KRE rebound kek

[Anonymous No.54015634]

>YFWDBLDSMB

[Anonymous No.54015640]

>>54015573
Liquidate SVB, liquidate crypto, liquidate divvy farmers, liquidate OnlyFans thots. It will purge the rottenness out of the system. High costs of living and high living will come down. People will work harder, live a more moral life. Values will be adjusted, and enterprising people will pick up from less competent people.

[Anonymous No.54015641]

>>54015585
Just wait til the sticky CPI comes out next week and well all be asking how much do we have to endure. (Tip: it won't be pretty.)

[Anonymous No.54015650]

IT IS FUCKING OVER
CONFIRMED ON BLOOMBERG TV

BANK FAILURE

LEHMAN MOMENT

[Anonymous No.54015652]

LMAO@GOLD
RECESSION IS IN

[Anonymous No.54015656]

>GREEN DAY

[Anonymous No.54015657]

>>54015559
>The average American can't remember things for more than a couple months tops.
...fuck sad how true and obvious that is. trump era was a golden age compared to now and that was only 3 years ago.

[Anonymous No.54015660]

>>54015641
>BIDEN SAYS CONFIDENT HEADING IN RIGHT DIRECTION ON INFLATION

>BIDEN: I'M OPTIMISTIC THAT CPI NEXT WEEK WILL BE 'IN SOLID SHAPE'

[Anonymous No.54015661]

>>54015552
Bullish. Maybe we can get QE soon.

>>54015585
Exactly. There's genuinely no path for the market to meaningfully go down further IMO. If economic indicators are bad, we get a recession and QE infinity. If good, it means soft landing and ATH EoY.

[Anonymous No.54015668]

>>54015609
Normies already forgot/don't care/their brains are foggy from sugar.

>why are women given easy high paying jobs
It's so they won't "settle down". They spend their 20s and 30s choking on dozens of different chad cocks and "traveling". There is an active war on marriage/religion/the nuclear family and women are the main weapon being used.

They don't want white people to have kids. They blatantly have stated it time and time again

[Anonymous No.54015673]

>>54015585
It also has gone from 25% to 50% in a week

[Anonymous No.54015675]

>>54015650
>National Bank of Santa
Santa rally confirmed

[Anonymous No.54015678]

Green, as it should be.

[Anonymous No.54015680]

>>54015626
>>54015640
It's just a matter of time at this point.

[Anonymous No.54015681]

>>54015660
Is that a threat?

[Anonymous No.54015684]

Kek. Sometimes life gives you gifts. Take the whole bank meltdown thing yesterday. I was able to bag more C this morning promptly at 9:30 during the scare for cheap and now it's done a U.

[Anonymous No.54015688]

>>54014757
>no links

[Anonymous No.54015690]

The Feds have arrived.

[Anonymous No.54015691]

>short the bottom
>buy the top
I’m gonna rope

[Anonymous No.54015694]

>SVB to wind down
>california took over
>FDIC moving in
Lmao

[Anonymous No.54015697]

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

[Anonymous No.54015698]

>>54015675
LET'S FUCKIN GO MY JOLLY BROTHERS

[Anonymous No.54015705]

>>54015660
>oh yeah and were going to tax capital gains even if you didnt sell
The market clearly has no faith in budget passing

[Anonymous No.54015713]

I should just start telling you guys to do the opposite of what I'm doing cause this shit flips around every time I try to make money on anything but boomer stocks

[Anonymous No.54015717]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54015720]

>>54015690
BUDDY!!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.54015721]

>>54015678
>he bought the exit pump

385 close

[Anonymous No.54015723]

>>54015498
It's somewhat less nefarious than that. There are many independent parties involved. They have different goals that happen to align in this scenario. Forcing women into the workplace doubles the competition, hence halving the effective comp for any worker. This is great for employers who don't want to pay much for the value they receive. Making women whores is a powerful way to sell various products: condoms, birth control, day-after pill, that one physical device they put up their cunt so they don't have to remember to take the pill, abortion, even aesthetic services of all kinds (breast reduction, breast augmentation, botox, asshole and pussy bleaching, etc.). This also makes it far cheaper to produce porn, again through the competition effect (every woman is now willing to be part of sex scenes). Green shit is a way to suppress big oil, which, as you recall, were the entire market. They used to control everything. Greenshit allowed lobbying and investments to bust big oil's legs, making room for a new, easier to control industry: tech, to emerge as the new economic meta. This also better aligns with the service economy paradigm as economic theory changed. Tech is far more ROI-friendly and so much easier to setup that loans and investments in these sectors are basically no-brainers.

[Anonymous No.54015724]

>>54015691
I, so fucking smart it’s unreal

[Anonymous No.54015725]

>>54015668
Do you think if someone WTC 3'd Trump Tower we'd all go "Ah, brilliant, Trump once again doing 3D chess"? No, because that'd be retarded.

Is this some glowie copium where they need to repeat "nuh uh, that wasn't a loss! We meant to have our symbols blown up!"? I really don't get it.

[Anonymous No.54015727]

cramer confirms, santa rally in march

[Anonymous No.54015728]

>>54015691
I sold my tesla and then it bounced some. -8%. WHATEVER.

[Anonymous No.54015738]

>>54015698
Kek you single handedly ended the green, nice
>>54015656
>t. American idiot

[Anonymous No.54015743]

KEK

[Anonymous No.54015747]

wow so a bank failed today. sounds bullish.

[Anonymous No.54015748]

>>54015503
The Fed is a lender of last resort, anon.

[Anonymous No.54015750]

>>54015625
I BOUGHT THE UVXY BOTTOM WHOA MOMMA THATS COOOL 5.80

[Anonymous No.54015755]

>>54015680
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT


HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IIITT

[Anonymous No.54015757]

>>54015727
Beware the ides of march

[Anonymous No.54015765]

>>54015738
Actually, what happened is I updated my liquid net worth spreadsheet. Always dumps when I do that. Some kind of observer effect or something.

[Anonymous No.54015767]

> he bought calls at the top

Kek baggie

[Anonymous No.54015768]

>>54015747
BUY LE DIP WE OUTCHA HERE SLURPPERINORING

[Anonymous No.54015777]

MMs will keep everything flat to fuck options enjoyers, then dump AH, screenshot this.

[Anonymous No.54015780]

>>54015552
Ov vey we have to save da stupid banks goyem

[Anonymous No.54015781]

>>54015747
A bank no one had ever even thought about before after-hours yesterday. Humongous Evergrande-tier nothingburger.

[Anonymous No.54015782]

>>54015748
BofA can just say "give us liquidity or you're fired, Jerome" and he'll open up some secret multibillion dollar swap line that gets disclosed 5 years from now.

[Anonymous No.54015784]

>>54015697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3TsVaFR870

[Anonymous No.54015791]

>>54015705
oh yeah and were going to tax capital gains even if you didnt sell

How does that work? Tax on unrealized gains?

[Anonymous No.54015795]

>>54015747
BEAR STERNS
E
A
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S
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E
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[Anonymous No.54015796]

>>54015723
>somewhat less nefarious than that
It really isn't. They hate Christians and they hate white people. They are trying to replace them. They actively state this.

>independent parties
All bigtech is literally glowniggers

>caring about the bottom line
They literally create trillions of dollars out of thin air and give it to companies that support their agenda. They don't give a fuck

[Anonymous No.54015797]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

[Anonymous No.54015804]

>>54015587
I don't know about the last couple days. But over the last couple months, analysts have been quite positive on the stock. They weren't sieging.
Interestingly, Schwab's own insiders sold much more than they bought during the past 12 months.

[Anonymous No.54015811]

>>54014803
Zoomers and brown 3rd worlders with smartphones ruin anything they touch

[Anonymous No.54015814]

>>54015777
Trips of truth. As requested

[Anonymous No.54015815]

>SP500 downward slide gaining momentum
oh nononononononononono

[Anonymous No.54015819]

>>54015791
Some yuropoor countries already do that. Yes, it's tax on unrealized gains. It works the same way as if you sold right before you filed your taxes and bought right after.

[Anonymous No.54015820]

for all the memery, none of the limit orders filled in either direction
very boring day when all is said and done
the crab really does win more often than not

[Anonymous No.54015825]

What do you call this

[Anonymous No.54015828]

I’m summoning Andrew melon tonight

[Anonymous No.54015831]

IT WAS A FALSE RALLY!

[Anonymous No.54015834]

>>54015384
I do business with some of these companies....

[Anonymous No.54015835]

thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Ov0cDPZy8

[Anonymous No.54015837]

IM FUCKING BUYING CALLS ON ORANGE JUICE

[Anonymous No.54015842]

>>54015825
It's called giving options niggers the rope.

[Anonymous No.54015847]

>silvergate
Fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.54015849]

>>54015796
>>>/x/
>>>/pol/
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.54015851]

>>54015727
SJIM calls gonna fucking PRINT oooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooo

[Anonymous No.54015852]

>>54015634
>>54015795
>yfw da Bear Sterns win da stock market bowl

[Anonymous No.54015853]

Sorry chuds. Bull run over

[Anonymous No.54015854]

>>54015825
not using candles or even step lines. phone poster

[Anonymous No.54015857]

>>54015825
>the prelude

[Anonymous No.54015859]

ALL THESE OPPORTUNITIES AND IM OUT OF DAY TRADES

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.54015861]

>>54015747
Be honest. Have you ever heard of the bank before yesterday?

[Anonymous No.54015863]

>>54015825
FEAR!

[Anonymous No.54015866]

>>54015791
Yeah, he literally said that (and they've been campaigning for it for years now) but its supposedly in his budget. Fox news got a dem from the Senate appropration committe to talk about it and they literally have no clue about the details lol.

[Anonymous No.54015867]

>>54015852
Based Kornheiser anon.

[Anonymous No.54015868]

>>54015791
For now that proposal is targeting billionaires. In this case, the government wants to take TSLA and SpaceX from Elon by forcing him to liquidate (or at least take out loans).

[Anonymous No.54015877]

>>54014940
FUCK

[Anonymous No.54015879]

>tfw there's incels in this very thread losing all their money

[Anonymous No.54015878]

>>54015837
FOMOJ

[Anonymous No.54015881]

>>54015849
nah he's right

[Anonymous No.54015883]

>>54015861
It was a new concept for me, honestly. Like I
Give them my money and they use my money to make money while I can take out my money whenever I want.

[Anonymous No.54015884]

>>54015861
My good friend lives in san fran and his company is with this bank

[Anonymous No.54015886]

>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK
>STOP SLURIIIIIING
>THAT'S NOT A DIP
>YOU'RE SLURPING POOOOOOOOOOOOO
>STRAIGHT OUT OF THE ASSHOLE
>BEFORE IT EVEN DROPPED DOWN TO THE TOILET
>HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.54015889]

new
>>54015779
>>54015779
>>54015779

[Anonymous No.54015892]

>>54015825
Bone Saw market

[Anonymous No.54015895]

>>54015853
Can yellan stop yellan' for once? Dumb bitch.

[Anonymous No.54015896]

>>54015849
>haha that shit they are actively doing and saying is a conspiracy. Ignore the "when white people will be a minority" spreadsheet on Mr Goldbergs office wall

>I enjoy traveling
>dog mom
>want to be a cool wine aunt one day teehee

[Anonymous No.54015902]

Imagine thinking the market wouldn't crash with Jim Brandon at the helm

[Anonymous No.54015905]

>>54015879
So many spaces, but I can't get a bingo.

[Anonymous No.54015918]

Who else financially ruined

[Anonymous No.54015920]

[Anonymous No.54015924]

>>54014757
Bvlls be like

[Anonymous No.54015939]

AAAAAAAAA IM CALLING THE RIGHT DIRECTION BUT MY OPTIONS ARENT PRINTING!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54015947]

>Lean hogs nearly beating Swiss Francs as a safe haven

[Anonymous No.54015951]

>>54015861
there are many companies that make tons of money and are vital to the economy that i havent heard of. the numerous commodity companies for example.

[Anonymous No.54015965]

>>54015895

[Anonymous No.54015968]

>>54015905
that's the hidden joke, pretty easy to get as many red flags as possible but no bingo
don't know if it was intentional or not but funny all the same
picrel

[Anonymous No.54015994]

W-what's going on with farm equipment? Why are CAT and DE blood red?

[Anonymous No.54015995]

>>54015939
Alex, what is iv crush

[Anonymous No.54016015]

>>54015995
They are low IV Rank stocks my dude

[Anonymous No.54016040]

>>54015777
Just rolled my shit forward to next week

[Anonymous No.54016054]

In hindsight it made so much sense a bank over-weight on tech during a raising rate environment would blow up.

[Anonymous No.54016122]

>>54016054
It made sense a long time ago

[Anonymous No.54016216]

>>54015994
The US will re-instate slavery on monday.

[Anonymous No.54016269]

AAAAAAAAAAH I JUST SHORTED

[Anonymous No.54016280]

>>54015994
UBS downgraded CAT. I'm not sure about DE.

[Anonymous No.54016338]

>i posted in the dead thread
can someone explain why a run on this one silicon valley bank causes all banks to then start trending down? Is it all incestuous, they all owns parts of one another so when one calls a bluff on actual assets they start calling each others bluffs and selling off stocks or is it something more simple?

[Anonymous No.54016407]

>>54015680
Markets are rational. See >>54015755
>>54015804
Good. Overpriced is overpriced, if they weren't capable of making money they'd be in the wrong job. That's not necessarily a comment on the stability of Schwab as a company.
I'd be interested in seeing JPM and GS insider to compare, that said.

[Anonymous No.54016432]

>>54016015
Then you probably bought low volume options

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54016456]

>>54016338
They're all going to fail. This is how it starts. This is unironically the end, and the new world order is going to take the reigns and we're heading for a new paradigm.

[Anonymous No.54016458]

>>54016216
Would legitimately turn me into a bull if that happened

[Anonymous No.54016592]

Lmao, wtf, the economic calendar is practically empty on monday. Poomp?

[Anonymous No.54016721]

>>54016592
scheduled suicide day

[Anonymous No.54017589]

>>54016592
That's because they intend to fill it with events very soon, anon.