/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.54012739]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previously on /smg/ >>54011282

[Anonymous No.54012752]

soxL are trannys

[Anonymous No.54012761]

Never forget why you trade anon.

[Anonymous No.54012765]

It’s over

[Anonymous No.54012768]

>>54012739
Now he’s shitting on SVB this morning on tv

[Anonymous No.54012769]

And just like that pre-market enjoyers are hooked.

[Anonymous No.54012770]

Is this the crypto thread?

[Anonymous No.54012771]

Will we get circuit breakers at open?

[Anonymous No.54012773]

>Want to buy stock
Umm sweetie, sorry we don't have that stock
>Stock does a +20% aftermarket
>ffw a week
>Want to buy a different stock
Ummm sweetie, we don't have that either
>Stock does a +5% aftermarket

You guys literally don't know how much I suffer as a yuro.

[Anonymous No.54012774]

>>54012761
As soon as my crypto portfolio hits 150K Selena and me will live happily ever after in a trendy New York apartment

[Anonymous No.54012789]

>>54012765
GG faggots

[Anonymous No.54012790]

>>54012752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo

[Anonymous No.54012797]

ETH is now a COMMODITY
SEC BTFO
imagine gold with the property of a security, and by nature DEFLATIONARY

[Anonymous No.54012810]

>>54012797
>imagine gold with the property of a security, and by nature DEFLATIONARY

[Anonymous No.54012811]

>>54012768
He might actually lose some of his own money, who knows?

[Anonymous No.54012829]

>>54012768
I refuse to believe Cramer is a real person, eh has to be a construct or some buggy hologram or some shit

[Anonymous No.54012832]

>>54012810
performed better over the past 10 year then any boomer financial product. From Gen X to Alpha, crypto is the prefered gamble, nobody turns around for stocks, bonds and etf

[Anonymous No.54012842]

>>54012770
yes, now buy my meme adjacent shitcoin it's not a rug pull I promise

[Anonymous No.54012844]

what do i buy
what do i buy
WHAT DO I BUY

[Anonymous No.54012848]

Should I buy bank puts today

[Anonymous No.54012851]

>>54012844
Nothing

[Anonymous No.54012850]

I just got a job with a bank (150K+ Salary) and am applying for a mortgage next week.

How, utterly and completely fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.54012854]

I simply don’t believe we added 300k jobs.

[Anonymous No.54012857]

>>54012774
Fucking roastie bitch

[Anonymous No.54012858]

What do you call this pre market pattern?

[Anonymous No.54012875]

>>54012774
>nose ring
DROPPED

[Anonymous No.54012876]

>>54012832
you called it deflationary but it crashed harder with inflation than anything else

[Anonymous No.54012880]

>yang calls
They didn't listen
>boil
I bought more
>the tlt/tmf
Ripping face the last two days.. flight to safety
>rblx
I am buying puts at open. Why the fuck is it green
>this tinder hoor
Sexxooo even if she is fat

[Anonymous No.54012882]

>>54012844
A one-way ticket to Hooverville.

[Anonymous No.54012887]

>>54012854
a SOLID 311k, anon
none of that jello shit

[Anonymous No.54012889]

>>54012858
OOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54012892]

>>54012858
Bulls are out of steam and good news is actually bad news as the fed ramps rates up

[Anonymous No.54012893]

>>54012875
faggot boomer detected

[Anonymous No.54012896]

>>54012854
Labour participation rate is ticking up again steadily so at the same time as unemployment goes up more people also entering labour force which will help moderate wage demand.. Until it bullwhips

[Anonymous No.54012898]

>>54012850
>I just got a job with a bank (150K+ Salary) and am applying for a mortgage next week.
Wtf do you do? Postgres SQL monkey?

[Anonymous No.54012899]

>>54012773
Yeah that pretty much sucks. Feel you bro

[Anonymous No.54012903]

Thinking about etf and bonds
What happens if less people are paying into pension funds; yes they wont buy bags anymore, only sell to pay Boomers out that want to leave the pyramide schemes that i s stocks, bonds and etf, rugging the entire boomer financial world. While Gen Z buys DOG SHIT INU

[Anonymous No.54012908]

>>54012858
>joooos
strap your balls in.

[Anonymous No.54012911]

>>54012903
this video explains it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_inUax_RTUo

[Anonymous No.54012913]

>>54012829
He is a shill and his pay comes from convincing boomers to baghold while his buddies dump.

[Anonymous No.54012915]

>>54012811
I have no doubt he has some rando distant family member or some family office have a brokerage for him to trade stocks under the table.
>>54012829
Let’s just hope he doesn’t ring the opening bell again anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.54012920]

>>54012903
Can you not talk like a mutt?

[Anonymous No.54012923]

*** S&P 500 Futures turning red ***

[Anonymous No.54012924]

“Bankrun” just mentioned on Bloomberg Live

[Anonymous No.54012928]

>>54012911
Advertising and begging
stop linking to your vid blog

[Anonymous No.54012931]

>>54012858
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.54012935]

>>54012858
The "stop buying every dip you fucking retard" pattern.

[Anonymous No.54012942]

>>54012924
Any bank without enough reserves going to get slaughtered if someone doesnt whip out the wallet

[Anonymous No.54012943]

>>54012915
Wrong pic

[Anonymous No.54012944]

BANG BANG BANG

SLURP IT UP BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYS
I WANT TO RESHORT

[Anonymous No.54012946]

hold on to your butts

[Anonymous No.54012948]

>>54012924
What is a bloomberg
sounds like boomer shit nobody gives a crap about

[Anonymous No.54012950]

>>54012898
There is nothing wrong with being a data "scientist".

[Anonymous No.54012955]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.54012958]

>>54012935
i bought the dip
not sorry

[Anonymous No.54012959]

I just paid $100/mo for real time candle data to trade $100 worth of stocks
i feel bad

this was the best option I could find
-alpaca - $100
-polygon - $200
-IBKR - fuck them, they are racist against poors
($500 account minimum to even pay for a data subscription and they won't let you trade leveraged ETFs even without "complex instrument" permissions, which they won't give poors.
>i tried updating and lying about my income / net worth; THEY DEMANDED DOCUMENTS TO PROVE IT

-td ameritrade, bought out by schwab and no longer letting new people into the api

all the free options seem like they're missing data. IEX is free and given out everywhere but there's no point in putting money behind dead candles.

Are there any other options?? I can't stomach $100/mo for data.
I need 2 years worth of 1min candle data, and I need real time updates with unlimited api calls.

i'm used to having unlimited crypto data for free.
The stock market is racist.

[Anonymous No.54012960]

WTF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54012961]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54012963]

>>54012887
>We changed a lot and theennnnn some some
>Know that we have always been down, dowwwwwn

[Anonymous No.54012966]

>>54012955
>right on time
there is still a shred of hope

[Anonymous No.54012968]

*low pitch nasal nerd voice*

What is a bloomberg
sounds like boomer shit nobody gives a crap about

[Anonymous No.54012981]

THIS IS IT!

I’M TELLING YOU, THIS IS IT!

[Anonymous No.54012984]

A BANK JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.54012988]

>>54012765
Thats a rough two days

[Anonymous No.54012990]

>>54012832
The music is stopping anon...

[Anonymous No.54012989]

>>54012955

[Anonymous No.54012991]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.54012997]

>added 311,000 jobs
Seems mildly bullish, if it was closer to 500k then it would have been an issue.
>>54012968
All the posts made by that anon are "off-topic" as crypto has NOTHING to do with the stock market, and this is STOCK MARKET GENERAL.

[Anonymous No.54013000]

Dump it.

[Anonymous No.54013003]

A liquidity crisis just flew over my house. Someone get JPow on the phone,

[Anonymous No.54013005]

HOW LOW WILL SPY GO?

[Anonymous No.54013007]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54013012]

Buddy... look at FRC First Republic Bank...

[Anonymous No.54013013]

GIVE ME BACK MY GAINS

[Anonymous No.54013020]

>>54013005
how does 200 sound

[Anonymous No.54013021]

>>54012942
luckily the fed removed the reserve requirement due to covid

[Anonymous No.54013022]

Algos are set to slurp today it seems.

[Anonymous No.54013023]

>>54012990
for Boomer products, yes. Less people paying into pension funds, more taking out, nobody there buying out some shitcos bonds or shares

[Anonymous No.54013024]

[Anonymous No.54013025]

>>54013005
3700 then reversal

[Anonymous No.54013026]

ACAD is likely to get its stupid retarded defective woman drug approved but I think it might be priced in already.

[Anonymous No.54013035]

DXY is dumping sers

[Anonymous No.54013038]

I'm gonna buy blackrock during the dip, the bank for banks going -6% get my slurp on

[Anonymous No.54013043]

>>54012950
Anon, it's really funny you say this because I am literally having my first "data scientist" interview today. I am fucking nervous. Couldn't sleep all night, gonna drink coffee and keep studying up. For what should be a 10 minute call with a Hungarian CTO.

[Anonymous No.54013054]

I top ticked the yield curve, sitting on a comfy 200 shares of EDV and SCHO

[Anonymous No.54013056]

what in the absolute fuck is the First Republic Bank clown trading shit?

[Anonymous No.54013060]

bankbros.. I thought high rates were good for us?

[Anonymous No.54013063]

>>54012997
just like politics and finance are closely linked
so is crypto and stocks
nothing is offtopic
everything is permitted

[Anonymous No.54013064]

My normie friend in finance said to buy $BAC, $JPM, $C, $PNC. Is he retarded?

[Anonymous No.54013065]

uh oh
looks like the crash has been canceled

[Anonymous No.54013068]

Boil brothers......we heem....

[Anonymous No.54013072]

>>54013043
I love that feeling, you're lucky. Savor it, that's the hot blood of life.

[Anonymous No.54013076]

BUDDY LOOK AT COINBASE COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.54013079]

Is banking going out of business?

[Anonymous No.54013080]

>line is touching the volume candle
gay

[Anonymous No.54013081]

>>54013063
Wrong, your post is also off-topic.
>>54013064
Probably not. Seems like a reasonable buying time. Can't imagine contango being an issue for those banks.

[Anonymous No.54013084]

FRC, PACW, SBNY, SCHW

[Anonymous No.54013085]

>>54013064
>get told to buy the dio
>thinks his friend is retarded
no look in a mirror you may be lacking some chromosomes

[Anonymous No.54013086]

>>54013056
>open up trading app
>trade
>frc
>sell
>market order
>wait

[Anonymous No.54013090]

>>54013076
I hate being correct, but too early.

[Anonymous No.54013091]

>>54013063
my eyes are full of sand that filter is so grainy

[Anonymous No.54013097]

>>54013060
If less people use banks and more just go for self custody on chain that is not good for banks

Boomer products btfo

[Anonymous No.54013100]

Buddy look at HOOD computer.

[Anonymous No.54013101]

>>54013022
Just shut the fuck up
You slurp niggers haven't been right since 1984

[Anonymous No.54013108]

damn it feels good to be a gangster

[Anonymous No.54013112]

so what happens to option holders if SIVB doesnt unhalt today? massive puts are in the money right now

[Anonymous No.54013129]

>>54013064
I just bought PNC, WAL, BKU and MTB

[Anonymous No.54013137]

>>54013112
thanks for playing goyim

[Anonymous No.54013140]

>>54013112
Hedgies are probably trying to furiously hedge as we speak.

It'll be whatever the last price traded was I imagine.

[Anonymous No.54013145]

>4/6 $40 RBLX puts at open
>$224 each
>7 minutes later
>currently worth $265

I swear it's so fucking easy and you guys never listen. Welp I'm done trading for the day

[Anonymous No.54013147]

>>54013072
Does the "hot blood of life" usually involve furiously reading and watching videos about the different kinds of feature transformations you can make? The company is some geospatial analytics company that analyzes travel / vacation data.

I really don't know how intense this "interview" / "chat" will be.....I am a liberal arts major who recently pivoted to lrn2code so I'm fucking nervous. I have a good grasp on statistics, however, so I'm not like a dumbfuck who doesn't get the big picture of data science techniques. The issue is that I suck at coding and struggle to write complex queries on SQL analytics platforms (which is exactly what I'll be doing for work lel). But I can talk my ass off and impress you with ML / AI jargon.


AHHHHHH FUCK IM NERVOUS AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHEN THE GUY WILL ME TODAY IT COULD BE AT 9:01 AM OR 4:59 PM

[Anonymous No.54013150]

I remember someone just yesterday telling me BAC is a steal.
Wonder if they still think so.

[Anonymous No.54013154]

soxL trannys

[Anonymous No.54013157]

>>54013063
too bad her face is like that.

[Anonymous No.54013163]

Fuckin burger cunts, first day DAX doesn't move like US, but WORSE

[Anonymous No.54013168]

PULL UP
NOT
PULL OUT

[Anonymous No.54013170]

>>54013101
I'M GONNNNNNNNAAAAAA SLURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HERE COMES THE SLURP OOOOOOOOOHHHHH YESSSSSSSSS
I'M SLUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPING EVERYTHING
SLURPING SO HAAAAAAARD
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH YEEEAAAAAHHHHH THE SLURP

[Anonymous No.54013171]

just bought 15000 shares of CPNG at 13.43. See you in a year.

[Anonymous No.54013173]

TMF anon, thank you bro

[Anonymous No.54013179]

This has to be the dumbest fucking nothingburger freak out since muh Evergrande. Seriously what nonsense. Every six weeks there's some retarded bullshit that gets spun into a frenzy.

[Anonymous No.54013180]

>Boomer index down .4%
>Boomers panick
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.54013187]

>>54013112
If the trading of a stock halted before the expiration date of an option contract, the contract will still be valid until the expiration date even if the stock is not being traded. However, if the stock remains halted until the option expiration date, the option contract will become invalid, and the holder of the option will no longer be able to exercise it.

[Anonymous No.54013194]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54013195]

>>54013179
lmao the permabull redditor is back

[Anonymous No.54013198]

mumu turned into fertilizer

[Anonymous No.54013201]

Good thing i didnt close my short judt yet after the job numbers

[Anonymous No.54013206]

I know this is /smg/, BUT I want to get into forex trading. Are there any yt channels worth checking out? Any twitter acc worth to follow? Would appreciate it if you lads could help me out a bit.

[Anonymous No.54013211]

I've now heard from like 3 people that Schwabe is fucked and a few others aren't far behind. Is there any merit to these rumors

[Anonymous No.54013215]

And they don't stop sellin
>And they don't stop sellin
And they don't stop sellin
>And they don't stop sellin
And they don't stop sellin
>And they don't stop sellin
And they don't stop sellin
>And they don't stop sellin
And they don't stop sellin
>And they don't stop sellin
And they don't stop sellin
>And they don't stop sellin

[Anonymous No.54013216]

>panic sold aftermarket yesterday
feeling good today, boys

[Anonymous No.54013218]

>>54013145
>the rblx puts
>why was it +3% green premarket
>the only green thing on my watchlist
>the Jewish ceo
>the exit pump
>the easiest short ever

I told you. You never listen

[Anonymous No.54013220]

LEARN TO SWIM
>LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
>LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
>LEARN TO SWIM

[Anonymous No.54013236]

DRILL BABY DRILL

[Anonymous No.54013234]

>>54013145
Don't spend that $41 all at once.

[Anonymous No.54013247]

>SVB outflows outpacing sale process
Kek its FTX but for stocks.

[Anonymous No.54013246]

...markets and I said...

I only see 570 why isn't it updating?

on what?

all right ALL RIGHT
WE'RE IN BEARR MARKET

stockmarketfunding.com told you it was coming if you don't believe me we're down 727 points and we got all the short sells Apples down to 230 dollars

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT IT
TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM

I told everybody that you couldn't stay overbought, this is what happens when you get overbought and we told everyone in the Dow was COMING

we told you that WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET... HOOKED
AND YOU MAY BE... HOOKED

here you go, I'm told it's 835 the dow ticker

WOW!!
ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS!
WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION!

WHOA!! LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100

WHOA!!! LOOK AT THAT ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS DOWN THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

THEY'RE GONNA PROBABLY HALT TRADING
WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
EVEN KRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
IT'S CALLED 900 POINTS DOWN
WE TOLD YOU!
WE TOLD YOU people not to get involved in thaaat

we told you two weeks ago what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in one DAY!

I can't even keep up with the tick tock I haven't seen this

buddy YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO...

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

LOOK AT THAT DOWN A THOUSAND POINTS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

and I told everyone... about the dow history... and this is it on the tape, it was down over a thousand

[Anonymous No.54013250]

Nothing but green for me today. Although I will admit this comes after getting my face ripped off all January and early Feb. But nice to see it come back.

[Anonymous No.54013252]

>>54013195
Bears have nothing at this point, just pure ignorant speculation. See you on Monday when everyone has completely forgotten about this bullshit.

[Anonymous No.54013254]

>>54012955
checked

[Anonymous No.54013258]

what does samantha think about all this?

[Anonymous No.54013264]

>>54012880
>boil
You're about to get your face ripped off lmao

[Anonymous No.54013265]

I missed days like this

[Anonymous No.54013267]

>ARKK
lmao

[Anonymous No.54013271]

I want to fucking die

[Anonymous No.54013275]

>>54013252
Cope

[Anonymous No.54013276]

MUMU I JUST WANNA TALK

[Anonymous No.54013279]

Some hype music to watch red dildos cash kings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW6sEkTGbUc

[Anonymous No.54013280]

My spy puts are already up 20% kek

[Anonymous No.54013285]

Guys, it's not over.
It's a beginning.

[Anonymous No.54013283]

>>54012955
Witnessed,

[Anonymous No.54013286]

Good to see all the smug ”forward looking” pivotniggers having their shit pushed in

[Anonymous No.54013288]

>>54013267
good price for a slurp?

[Anonymous No.54013293]

>>54013271
Being in debt aint the worst thing in the world, you can always just make more money.

[Anonymous No.54013295]

I have all of my assets in foreign currency in foreign banks. I hope the stock market eats shit and people legitimately kill themselves so I can jump in and slurp up the biggest dip we’ll see in our lifetimes.

[Anonymous No.54013296]

>>54012854
Doesn't matter when people need 2-3 jobs just to still live on food stamps and barely afford rent.

[Anonymous No.54013297]

SMG is the best at days like this, so comfy

[Anonymous No.54013299]

WING bhenchodes

[Anonymous No.54013319]

>>54013252
>inflation higher than expected
>50 bps hike instead of 25 bps hike
>president shilling to raise capital gains tax

Perma bulls are fucking retarded. I made more in 10 minutes with RBLX puts this morning than you will make all year with SPY/VOO dca bags boomer

[Anonymous No.54013322]

Wtf does INTC know?

[Anonymous No.54013323]

DEAD BOOMER thread
is dead. there is more activity in a random shitcoin telegram than on here

[Anonymous No.54013324]

Hello, hello, hello, hello
I'll walk away, I'll walk away
Hello, hello, hello, hello
I'll walk away, I'll walk away
All day
Always, I have to go somewhere

[Anonymous No.54013325]

QQQ 50/200 crossing right the fuck now

[Anonymous No.54013327]

>>54013252
>Bears have nothing at this point
post your portfolio right now

[Anonymous No.54013332]

Twit Niggers are spooked.

Look at COIN computer

[Anonymous No.54013334]

Holy shit how did SIVB climb $36 to $106/share?

[Anonymous No.54013335]

Im up 107% and i will not stop shorting , fcking die mumus

[Anonymous No.54013346]

Is this the 2008 moment?

[Anonymous No.54013350]

>>54013334
It's still halted.

[Anonymous No.54013351]

we are healing

[Anonymous No.54013355]

HOLY SHIT MY P250 URBAN DDPAT JUST DID +250% WHAT DID STOCKS DO +.3?

[Anonymous No.54013357]

>>54013332
I’m sure they’re listening to this guys advice

[Anonymous No.54013363]

/smg/ if you aren't redeeming your shorts or slurping the dip then you aren't alive and may just be a figment of my imagination
prove that you are real

[Anonymous No.54013369]

>>54013346
Worse

[Anonymous No.54013370]

>dow drops 80
>Dax dows +100 drop

Fuck off, man, I closed my shorts again WAY too early. This is so stupid

[Anonymous No.54013376]

c-crypto bros???

[Anonymous No.54013381]

>>54013346
I don't think it is, but it's not a nothingburger either

[Anonymous No.54013382]

>>54013346
it's the 2020 moment that was not allowed to finish

[Anonymous No.54013385]

>the RBLX puts
>why was it up 4.5% premarket
>the Jewish pump and dump
>the Jewish ceo
>I saw it
>the April $40 puts are up over 30% in 20 minutes

They never listen

[Anonymous No.54013388]

>>54013007
Fucking kek that got me.

[Anonymous No.54013391]

>>54013363
>he thinks this is the dip
Kek. Anyone “slurping” the dip right now is catching a very sharp and heavy knife.

[Anonymous No.54013392]

Hey SMG looks like i was RIGHT AGAIN! CHING CHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54013396]

>VIX actually doing something

[Anonymous No.54013395]

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[Anonymous No.54013403]

>>54013363
I refuse to be your exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.54013404]

>>54012739
DOLE CHADS WE CABT STOP WINNING

[Anonymous No.54013409]

>>54013363
>slurping the dip at the beginning

[Anonymous No.54013413]

[Anonymous No.54013418]

>nasdaq -1%
end of the world
jezus bulls are truly mentally ill junkies

[Anonymous No.54013419]

>>54013288
No, why would you ever long that shit? It has lower alpha than pretty much anything

[Anonymous No.54013420]

>>54013276
I don't think he's gonna be available today sir

[Anonymous No.54013434]

So what is the play for the cash gang?

[Anonymous No.54013440]

>>54013252
>int, just pure ignorant speculation.
Not at this time. I was like you 3 days ago. Now im team bear. SVB had billion in positions. They cant process outflows and have a chance of going bankrupt by Monday. In fact the chance is high now with the failed stock sale and capital raising. Now we have major risk in companies who got heemed on bonds and overleveraged tech growth stocks.

[Anonymous No.54013441]

>>54013403
>>54013391
le dip is weak tbqdesu
need it to go down more so i can buy to close my sold calls still

[Anonymous No.54013442]

No seriously WTF is up with INTC

[Anonymous No.54013446]

>>54013396
I tried to warn you

[Anonymous No.54013447]

Things are getting hairy.

[Anonymous No.54013455]

>>54013322
They have a p/e of less than 15, so no real reason to go lower. Compared to say, nvda, which was trading at over 100 p/e on wednesday. Brazenly greedy speculation even if it is a good company.

[Anonymous No.54013456]

all i see are buying opportunities.

[Anonymous No.54013461]

>>54013434
Ultra short duration ETF's to still get over 3% yield annually while still having daily liquidity

[Anonymous No.54013484]

can't believe I am saying this, but i'm going to buy the dip.

AHAHAHAHahAHHAHa

[Anonymous No.54013490]

Two days ago Fed Funds futures were pricing a Fed Funds rate of 5.45% at the January 2024 meeting. That's now down to 4.81%.

[Anonymous No.54013491]

>EDV up 3.54%

[Anonymous No.54013495]

we dead catting fellas?

[Anonymous No.54013498]

>>54012850
I know zero about economics/markets etc... I work the PhySec and Intel/Reputation Due Diligence side.

[Anonymous No.54013501]

There's the dip, worst is over. Go all in boys easy money

[Anonymous No.54013505]

BUDDY CHECK: CS, SI, SIVB, SNBY, FRC COMPUTER

It's habbening isn't it

[Anonymous No.54013506]

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.54013518]

[Anonymous No.54013520]

>>54013501
I aint fallin fo dat shit nigguh

[Anonymous No.54013521]

>>54013505
Yep. The dominoes are fall one by one. It is 2008 all over again.

[Anonymous No.54013523]

>>54013490

[Anonymous No.54013524]

[Anonymous No.54013525]

>>54013491
insure defi up 6.5%
what uis your point? That boomer stocks suck?

[Anonymous No.54013526]

>retards on /biz/ actually thought that the stock market doing a x2 from ‘20-‘21 in the midst of a pandemic with fucked supply chains was natural
>retards actually believed “line only goes up” was true
>retards actually believed the housing market wouldn’t correct
Oh man. Throw a world war into the mix and the next 2 years are going to be glorious watching so many midwits get JUSTed.
When you saw roasties and niggers on Twitter talking about their stock plays and house flipping schemes you should have exited everything.

[Anonymous No.54013527]

HOW CAN SHE SLURP

[Anonymous No.54013532]

>>54013211
I have no idea why Schwab is selling off so hard. They're a bank, but they're also a brokerage and fund management company.

[Anonymous No.54013536]

>>54013525
no anon I am just a 60/40

[Anonymous No.54013538]

Why is it recovering

[Anonymous No.54013540]

Time to all in calls?

[Anonymous No.54013541]

RIO, INTC and MO are still up somehow
all dividend low P/Es
hmmmm

>>54013456
mah nigga

[Anonymous No.54013543]

finna bout to buy sum 0DTEs

[Anonymous No.54013544]

>>54013526
Housing market already corrected adjusting for inflation retard

[Anonymous No.54013545]

>>54013520
Go all in on ODTE calls, goy

[Anonymous No.54013546]

>>54013498
Meant for
>>54012898

[Anonymous No.54013550]

VIX doin a lil sum sum

[Anonymous No.54013552]

>>54013538
OOOOOOOO IM SLUUUUURPINGGGG

[Anonymous No.54013554]

>>54013526
>glorious watching so many midwits get JUSTed.
Its been 10+ years of easy investing. These people dont even know how to invest in other markets.
>>54013532
Something to do with a block trade. Just because they have brokerage income doesnt mean their bad bond positions arent losing a ton.

[Anonymous No.54013559]

>>54013540
If you are DEGEN gambler. hahahah

But yeah, I think it can still drop a bit more..

[Anonymous No.54013560]

>Check indexes
>Blood red
>Check catalog
>OMG muh banks failing
>Check trading halts
>Half of them are banks and reason for half is limit down
Bros...

[Anonymous No.54013562]

>>54013538
They are going to pump it so they can exit then let it fall. I've been saying this all day.

[Anonymous No.54013561]

>the $40 4/2 rblx puts
>up 40% in 30 mins
>I told you to buy puts at open
>why was it up 4.5% premarket
>the jews
>I told you it was free money

[Anonymous No.54013563]

Will I ever see 7 bucks on boil again bros....

[Anonymous No.54013568]

AAAAHHHhhhhhooooOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54013569]

>>54013456
That’s because you’re retarded

[Anonymous No.54013570]

DO NOT REDEEM, DO NOT REDEEM!

[Anonymous No.54013571]

>>54013536
if those 60 are boomer financial products, I am sorry

[Anonymous No.54013579]

Will the vix ever go over 30 again

[Anonymous No.54013580]

>>54013495
Yes. 10:15-10:30am will be a bigger tell the first 45min are usually always a wash before the big boys jump in and have an attempt at a pump and it gets knocked down or the market takes a huge shit which is more likely since banks going bankrupt isn’t a good sign and the Fed has no choice but to let it play out at this point and will still have to increase rates since CPI will be hot again next week.... It’s a shit storm brewing and this is how it starts and this isn’t a FTX shitcoin rug pull

[Anonymous No.54013582]

these rates suck, surprised people didnt pull their money sooner.

[Anonymous No.54013584]

we slurpin this dipperino boys?

[Anonymous No.54013586]

>>54013080
>dicks touching

[Anonymous No.54013588]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
we're recoooovering

[Anonymous No.54013590]

Fuck I was going to short SBNY and I fucking didnt

[Anonymous No.54013591]

Ooooh we are recovering

[Anonymous No.54013603]

>>54013563
no, it's called the widowmaker for a reason anon
F

[Anonymous No.54013605]

>>54013554
>Something to do with a block trade. Just because they have brokerage income doesnt mean their bad bond positions arent losing a ton.
Yeah I'm not surprised they're dumping. What surprises me is that they're dumping harder than others.

[Anonymous No.54013609]

>>54013544
Kek keep telling yourself that. I’m sure you’re sleeping fine in your $600k bags that sold for $140k 2 years prior. The sears paint and vinyl flooring “remodel” definitely justifies the huge increase in value

[Anonymous No.54013615]

TLT CHADS
WE GAAN

[Anonymous No.54013617]

look at me. i'm the silicon valley bank now.

[Anonymous No.54013618]

>>54013518

[Anonymous No.54013622]

>>54013559
Kpop anon don't tell me you're a faggot redditor!? All my respect for your correct moves is going to disappear.

[Anonymous No.54013631]

>>54013582
>1.5 percent on 500k
Might as well just shove it up your ass

[Anonymous No.54013635]

>>54012765
What happens to everyone’s money though?

[Anonymous No.54013649]

>>54013538
Ignoring the low IQ redditors who keep spamming "slurp the dip", I already predicted they would try and force a technical bounce today. They've been doing this continuously "oh it went down so much it has to go up a bit today". Which doesn't make sense shit since is fucked and even more fucked but I guess they're going to fight the Fed all the way down.

[Anonymous No.54013656]

>>54013635

[Anonymous No.54013658]

>>54013560
Check the dark pool trading on these halted tickers. The rich are bailing and leaving retail to hold the bags.

[Anonymous No.54013660]

>>54013635
Government covers up to 250k.

[Anonymous No.54013661]

>>54013584
You can slurp on these deez nutz boy

[Anonymous No.54013662]

>>54013635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KEn0uOEILs

[Anonymous No.54013663]

>>54013618

[Anonymous No.54013668]

>the rblx puts
>my BOIL went green
>look at tmf.. the flight to safety, they are selling stocks and buying bonds

You
Never
Listen

[Anonymous No.54013669]

>>54013622
I hate reddit so much bro.

[Anonymous No.54013671]

>>54013635

[Anonymous No.54013674]

buy the dip niggers

[Anonymous No.54013680]

>>54013609
Nah I’m sleeping in my 500k house that I bought for 250 in 2018 for a lower interest rate then you get on a pizza these days. And renting to retards like you my condos that would have to lose half their market rent to even go cash flow equal. Neck yourself rentie

[Anonymous No.54013683]

>>54013635
Some is FDIC Insured. Rest goes poof into nothing. Hence everyone is withdrawin their money from it right now.

[Anonymous No.54013690]

>>54013674
Come on dude, this is a blue board.

[Anonymous No.54013693]

What is this retarded pattern called?

[Anonymous No.54013695]

>>54013668
congrats, maybe you can take care of that gyno with your gains

[Anonymous No.54013696]

>>54013618
it's only money
it's not real

[Anonymous No.54013699]

>>54013635
It's time for a bail in goy

[Anonymous No.54013702]

>>54013505
On 0 news to the public. I guess all the bankers stayed up late last night, trying to map out who is affected. They know something. Institutions are selling, but still aren't telling the public exactly why just yet.

[Anonymous No.54013706]

>>54013693
WE ARE HEALING PATTERN IDENTIFIED

[Anonymous No.54013707]

>>54013693
buying at support

[Anonymous No.54013710]

>10Y Computer

[Anonymous No.54013711]

>>54013690
BUY THE NIGGERS DIP

[Anonymous No.54013713]

>>54013690
what do you mean?

[Anonymous No.54013716]

Maybe that was the generational bottom, maybe it wasn’t

[Anonymous No.54013717]

>>54013693
bear trap

[Anonymous No.54013718]

>>54012774
>karen hair style

No thanks

[Anonymous No.54013723]

>>54013693
Algos

[Anonymous No.54013725]

Is there a time SIVB is going to start trading again?

[Anonymous No.54013728]

>>54012739
Easy money buying the dip. Things will be all time highs on Monday. America is too big to fail.

[Anonymous No.54013729]

>>54013693
It's called fed call. because the fed is coming to the rescue.

[Anonymous No.54013734]

Wasn't Meta supposed to lay off a shit load of people today?

[Anonymous No.54013737]

>>54013713
Had to hide your post because of the n-word

[Anonymous No.54013745]

>>54013718
i hate when people use that name as a form of insult

[Anonymous No.54013747]

Real tempted by money markets ETFs not gonna lie
feels like we could have way more red days

[Anonymous No.54013754]

SVB not fully dead, don't forget Debit Sus

[Anonymous No.54013755]

anons... I have defeated the PDT system.

>Buy SOXL
>Don't sell SOXL
>Buy 2x SOXS instead
>Even out tommorow
>No PDT
It's like a cash account only no T+2 settle time or bullshit restrictions

[Anonymous No.54013756]

>>54013711
nigger is not allowed here
also any dip buying will be flagged as off topic by our janitorial staff (Rocker)
this is a bobo only posting area
thank you

[Anonymous No.54013757]

bostic is gonna come out again today and gape bears

[Anonymous No.54013758]

>>54013717
>buys the dip
ah you got me mumu

[Anonymous No.54013759]

>>54013392
>avatar posting

[Anonymous No.54013766]

>Tesla +2%
>Oh anyway it's -2%
>Whoops, sorry I was wrong it's +0.5%

[Anonymous No.54013768]

anyone who doesnt like serrena is a faggot. thats just a fact.

[Anonymous No.54013770]

>>54013392
I hope you will keep posting and keep sharing, thank you bro.

[Anonymous No.54013775]

>>54013737
I'm sorry. Niggers are ok

[Anonymous No.54013777]

>>54013718
No it isnt.

[Anonymous No.54013779]

The letter of the day is : N

With special thanks to the letter J

[Anonymous No.54013782]

>>54013693
Could be a fakeout to close shorts or a pump to 395. Even if there is bad news they can pump it for a day easily to trick retail.

[Anonymous No.54013783]

>>54013768
She's a wef stoogr

[Anonymous No.54013785]

>>54013695
My chest is hard sirs. No fat. I'm a strong Boi with muscles and I refuse to wage slave. This stock market shit is easy. You never listen. I told you to buy YANG calls. I told you to buy rblx puts. Two 2xs for /smg/ this week and no one listens

[Anonymous No.54013787]

>>54013756
>nigger is not allowed here
I agree segregation is for the best

[Anonymous No.54013786]

>>54013766
Whoa, it’s almost like people are buying and selling the stock, that’s crazy

[Anonymous No.54013790]

>>54012761
Imagine she took his hand and instead of spraying sanitizer pushed it between her legs and gushed how sweet and sour pussy juice all over and then massaged it into the skin. How much for that?

[Anonymous No.54013794]

>>54013696
>>54013618

[Anonymous No.54013800]

>>54013783
schizo alert. meds deployed.

[Anonymous No.54013805]

I didn't do any work today

[Anonymous No.54013807]

Bots fighting bots lads

[Anonymous No.54013815]

why aren't we going lower this is bullshit

>>54013807
welcome back schizo fren

[Anonymous No.54013817]

>>54013729
Nah, it's called retail-puts-not-knowing-when-to-pull-out-about-to-be-fucked pattern.

[Anonymous No.54013821]

>>54013680
Sounds like you’re comfy then. I don’t know why you’re so quick to defend retards that bought any time in the past 18 months however.

[Anonymous No.54013831]

buy the dip. it might look like its doing what it did yesterday, but today it will really break out to the upside i promise. just buy, dont hide.

[Anonymous No.54013833]

>>54013830

>>54013830

>>54013830

[Anonymous No.54013834]

FRC $45 to $75 in 15min lol

[Anonymous No.54013837]

>>54013800
As a native of /pol/ that word means nothing to me. Infact its borderline praise

[Anonymous No.54013847]

>>54013831
Already bought friend, And now I wait a year and see how things are then :)

[Anonymous No.54013868]

GDXU/TMF gang gang!!!

long duration bonds and gold telling me either stagflation/inflation is here to stay.

Your move J Powell!

[Anonymous No.54013879]

>>54013834
The hebrews are so tiresome

[Anonymous No.54013881]

>>54013538
Dead cat bounce, simple as

[Anonymous No.54013887]

Why are (((they))) halting so many banks?

[Anonymous No.54013922]

>>54013815
>why aren't we going lower this is bullshit
Because this is a literal nothingburger. When you have 20 year old "entrepreneurs" at the rudder who mistake not hedging for genius and has only known a zero rate environment this is what happens. Luckily, a GFC scenario is virtually impossible this time around. Add to that a million variables which makes it even more of a nothingburger which im too lazy to spell out. It all build on boomer GFC-trauma flashbacks.

[Anonymous No.54014034]

Cmon DAX, HEAL! I want to short again from 15400

[Anonymous No.54014063]

Dip slurpers pls read the following
>>54013580

[Anonymous No.54014405]

My god, scalping paradise @DAX today.

[Anonymous No.54015685]

>>54013461
Thanks. But wouldn't getting 5-6% from gov't bonds be better? Is there tax harvesting reasons for ETF's of T-bills?

[Anonymous No.54015740]

>>54013591
top kek.

[Anonymous No.54016218]

>>54013495
Yes.