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Alright guys haven't even worked there for a year and I think my supervisor is into me. What do I do?

Examples
1. She sometimes tries to get my attention when passing by my work desk and does a really big grin with mouth & eyes but continues walking
2. Her voice sometimes gets higher pitched when talking with me
3. Grabs her lips and squeezes them together with her fingers, usually when she's trying to figure something out in front of me
4. Has called me funny
5. Caught her saying some guy is chill to another female coworker (may have been about me as I suspect it was about a new coworker)
6. When talking to another coworker who was very chatty she turned towards me and rolled her eyes (so she trusts me if she's alright with doing that behavior)
7. She's getting a cowork to finish something up less than 2 minutes, rather than wait at his cubicle she comes over and stands near me and says to not mind her (so she's comfortable around me)
8. Me and supervisor are at this other chatty coworkers cubicle, every now and then my supervisor who was sitting down would turn to look up at me (no more seats) even though I wasn't talking. Just this blank stare I could see from my peripheral vision. I locked eyes at one point to which she smiled

>> No.5401241

>>5401200
is she hot?
impregnate her and take her job

>> No.5401256

>>5401200
>Shill your shitcoins to her
>dump your bags
>invest in bitbean
>????
>Infinite bitches

>> No.5401267

go to /adv , your thread would be more suitable there

>> No.5401274

Don't fall for It! She justs wants your MANA!

>> No.5401282

>>5401241
this is the only way

>> No.5401291

Is she hot?

>> No.5401332

You sound very, very autistic. Its like reading an AI bot's output after assessing a person.

>> No.5401345

>>5401332
this

>> No.5401351
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5401351

Fuck the bitch and dump the bitch. WHo gives a shit if she is your supervisor, she still has t abide by the rules in the work place.

>> No.5401353

she only wants your essesce

>> No.5401371

>>5401200
big if true

>> No.5401392

Hots? Where can I buy this coin?

>> No.5401393

>>5401200
Sorry but how does this pertain to magic internet money? Go to /adv/

>> No.5401440

>>5401371
it's actually only 5 inches which is a lot over the average but still not huge

>> No.5401495

>>5401200
do you like or need to keep your job? if yes try to ignore it. mixing business and pleasure ends in pain and suffering every time.

>> No.5401610

>>5401200
You work in a cubicle. Just fuck her.

Worst scenario you lose your shit job, best scenario you get promoted.

>> No.5401628

post vurgina

>> No.5401705

RISTEN IDREEOT YOU AH NO AH TARK ABOUR BITCORN YOU AH LETARD

>> No.5401760

>>5401332
This guy is hopeless imo

>> No.5401779

Don't enter relationships with coworkers unless you're ready to quit.

There's no risk of drama taking place. You should be certain that it'll happen.

Just ignore her if you don't find her fancy in the very long term.

>> No.5401813

>>5401256
this but unironically

>> No.5401825

>>5401200
nigga it's probably nothing, you sure you're not actually just hoping she's into you?

>> No.5401830

>>5401760
>>5401332

>not knowing the trappings of the modern corporate workspace.

Those things are fucking complex. People who figure it out become managers rather quickly.

>> No.5401880

>>5401332
listen to this anon OP

>> No.5401891

>>5401200
Don't shit where you eat brah!

>> No.5401951

Just say she seems like a cool gal and if she's seeing anyone.

Ask her if she'd like to get some dinner.

Don't overthink it. As asking someone on a date is not sexual harassment. She might even pay for dinner and fuck you with a strapon since she is your superior.

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>>5401495

This is actually good advice.

If you like your job, don't pursue it. If you don't care, you can pursue her if you're not just an autist.

>> No.5402056

>>5401200
Jerk off in your cubical and "get caught"

If she's into it she'll finish it for you. Trust me on this one it's a tried and true tactic.

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>>5401200

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5402386

Guys what do!? It was a joke!

>> No.5402432

>>5402386
>OP's gonna score tonight

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5402532

Removed stuff from screenshot.

What do I do?

>> No.5402567

>>5402532
well you're in the jackpot now OP, no turning back

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5402579

>>5402532
you lay pipe.

>> No.5402593

>>5401200
she's after your bitbeans
tell her to fuck off

>> No.5402616

>>5402532
enjoy the dick wetting process

>> No.5402628

>>5402056
This. Assuming you have a good sized manhood. Otherwise keep it hidden until its to late for her to say no.

>> No.5402647

IS SHE HOT?

>> No.5402651

If your supervisor wants you to lay pipe you can do it. If shit goes sideways just say that you were intimidated by her position of power and the "implication".

Done.

>> No.5402666

Fucking your superiors is fun. I've been fucking my ex-manager and husband for two years. After a year I had moved up and got an equivalent position elsewhere. I'm not high up, but my job is mid level and my relationship with them is safe now.

Don't discount the relationship as just a tool. People in your line of work are a good source of individuals who really understand you. That being said, free favoritism is fine. What do you have to lose if you're on the bottom rung right now?

>> No.5402728

>>5402532
why were you asleep at 9:15 pm

>> No.5402774

>>5402647
probably not but OP is clearly in love with her so he's avoiding the question

>> No.5402781

>>5402728
Maybe he wasn't on top of his phone

>> No.5402798

>>5402532
6.5/10 LARP, hints at quality but there's just so much more room for improvement

>> No.5402842

>>5402798
Some of us are just actual degenerates you know.

>> No.5402888

>>5402798
to explain for all the crypto-rich virgins on this board, no woman would EVER straight up offer to watch a movie at her place after getting asked to dinner. not how it works at all and i'm not surprised i'm the one who has to point it out to you faggots

>> No.5402953

Op here i would not have sex outside of marriage was just larping the texts lol

>> No.5403265

>>5402888
kek must suck always having to make the first move you little betababy bitchboy cuck

>> No.5403660

PUMP
AND
DUMP

>> No.5403742

Just be nice to her. You'll be able to get by taking it easy at work and getting paid well.

>> No.5403866

>>5402953
Okay Grandpa

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>>5403265
any woman that makes the first move is a whore anon. it's unironically a huge red flag. if you weren't larping on /biz/ about muh first move like a faggot you'd know that