/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54003791]

WTF WAS THAT?!

WHAT WAS THAT

MARINES GET OVER HERE

[Anonymous No.54003819]

[Anonymous No.54003825]

>>54003791
linkies have completely lost it

[Anonymous No.54003835]

1000 dollars 150, leverage longed at 6.07 GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING ENERGY BOIS

[Anonymous No.54003839]

>>54003791
You made them look. AGAIN
LOL!

[Anonymous No.54003845]

>>54003791
>>54003819
>>54003825
Slide thread anons real thread about Chainlink Functions over here >>53996559

[Anonymous No.54003860]

>>54003845
holy based

[Anonymous No.54003877]

>>54003845
Just what the black person ordered thank you based king

[Anonymous No.54003890]

>>54003845
Basedo Bulgarian WAGMI

[Anonymous No.54003913]

OHH MY GODDDDD IT'S HAPPENINGGGGGGGGG HOLY SHIIIIIIIITTTTTT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54003993]

Chainlink Functions wow just wow

[Anonymous No.54004017]

WTFWT?
Chainlink Functions! a brand new way to deploy serverless functionality. Try it out today!

[Anonymous No.54004041]

Hello lads I enjoyed me first Chainlink Functions today over a pint at me local pub innit!

[Anonymous No.54004058]

>>54003845
Great thread thank you based anon poster between threads InterLINKed
>Chainlink Functions

[Anonymous No.54004073]

Loving the new Chainlink Functions! Amazing tech.

[Anonymous No.54004113]

>>54003791
TOPKEK this same nigger has been posting this thread for years
>>/biz/?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=79646502_469651547088507_7592419864749277184_n.png&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post

[Anonymous No.54004122]

>>54003993
>>54004017
>>54004041
>>54004058
>>54004073
Jesus fucking christ chainlinklabs are getting desperate, absolutely fucking pathetic.

[Anonymous No.54004130]

Chainlink Functions the new ace in the hole proudly brought to you by Chainlink

[Anonymous No.54004152]

>>54004122
GET HIM MARINES HE'S BULGARIAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING BULGARIAN REEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.54004203]

I took 30 seconds out of my busy day to sign up for the brand new Chainlink Functions Beta and it was worth it. The quality of the service is something I've come to love about Chainlink.

[Anonymous No.54004206]

Can't tell if genuine shitposting or bitchy seething itt, what motivates you fags?

[Anonymous No.54004253]

>>54004206
BULGARIAN DETECTED
oh no no caught you red handed bulgarian back to the gulag for you

[Anonymous No.54004288]

>>54003845
Great link reminds me of 2018 thanks fren

[Anonymous No.54004290]

>>54004253
lel
Answer me this, anon, how much link do you hold?

[Anonymous No.54004304]

Can anyone tell me more about dem Chainlink Functions???

[Anonymous No.54004319]

>>54003791

Chainlink is like ETH in 2017 but newfags only see the schizoposting

[Anonymous No.54004329]

>$12.65

HOLY SHIT MARINES WE ARE BACK

[Anonymous No.54004330]

>>54004304
Hey fren Chainlink Functions is a great product. It takes just 30 seconds to sign up.

>>54004290
Don't tell him anon he's a data miner!

[Anonymous No.54004337]

>>54004304
Chainlink Functions is a truly revolutionary service allowing anyone to connect their smart contract to any Web2 API in minutes

[Anonymous No.54004372]

>>54004304
Chainlink Functions? Its hip to be square

[Anonymous No.54004381]

>>54004337

Golly, this Chainlink Functions looks like the bee's knees!

Can I use Chainlink Function to financially recover from holding Chainlink?

[Anonymous No.54004417]

>>54004381
I ran out of hot sauce yesterday and Chainlink Functions fixed it for me. Now I have all the hot sauce I need

[Anonymous No.54004430]

Maybe I can use chainlink functions to create a hybrid smart contract that actually makes me some money!!

[Anonymous No.54004479]

>>54004430
Great idea fren but unfortunately in the Beta version of Chainlink Functions you only lose money

[Anonymous No.54004580]

in all seriousness it's incredible how far ahead of everyone else Chainlink is. so far ahead that most people can't even comprehend it, let alone buy the token. it's a bit maddening when you think about it. imagine being a genius of this caliber during the heights of religious and nationalist fervor through human history and having to deal on a daily basis with such primitive obstacles

[Anonymous No.54004643]

>>54004580
Hey fren great thoughts have you signed up to Chainlink Functions yet? Its in BETA but it takes only 30 seconds to sign up!

[Anonymous No.54004669]

>>54004643
nice idea fren I think I will sign up to Chainlink Functions. its only thirty seconds out of my day afterall whats the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.54004685]

>>54004643
you can sign up to Chainlink Functions rn? based fr no cap count me in

[Anonymous No.54004935]

>>54004643
Fren I am a DAPP developer in the DeFi space and I thought I could get by without Chainlink Functions. Two weeks later my wife left me and took the kids the bank repossessed my house and I became a homeless crack addict developing high out of a cardboard box.

Don't be like me. I took just 30 seconds out of my day to sign up for the Beta Chainlink Functions and now I am building my life back together.

I replaced my ex-wife with a Mexican mail order bride She sneaked over the border last week with her two kids Now I am happily married and teaching her children English inbetween DAPP development.

Things are looking up we just found a big cardboard box in the next alley so we can finally get that extension we always dreamed about. Thanks Chainlink Functions.

[Anonymous No.54005077]

>>54004935
Great story fren great to hear how Chainlink Functions helped you rebuild your life. Congratulations on that extension it really sounds like Defi DAPP developer is a hot industry to be in right now

Me? Glad you asked. I have been running guns between Russia and Ukraine for the Resistance when I decided it was all too stressful so I stole a laptop from a dead GI grunt and followed Patrick Collins tuts on Youtube
Yeah it was hard going learning solidity in the Kiev trenches but I persevered and now I am a solidity developer working in the crypto currency token space. We are launching Death Card NFTs to send to peoples social media soon. The designs will really freak the enemy out. Watch this space.

[Anonymous No.54005284]

>>54004935
>>54005077
These success stories remind me of 2018 okay here goes this is my story.

I was down on my luck grinding roadkill in a truck stop bathroom when one of the truckers stopped me and asked if I thought there was more to life than grinding up roadkill in a truckstop bathroom and he turned me on to the lord and savior Jesus Christ amen. I found Jesus in a truckstop bathroom grinding up meat for a flame grilled roadkill burger but DeFi app development? Yeah that came later.
I was a Pastor in rural Texas for some five odd years. I met some parishioners had me over their house for supper. I never felt imposter syndrome because I had the lord Jesus Christ amen next to my side and not just on Sunday. One of my parishioners a man by the name of Mr. Piant invites me over his house for supper and boy howdy I was much obliged to be eating food from his nice table but in my mind I was still grinding up roadkill in that truck stop bathroom to survive.

Mr. Piant had a friendly face and he turned me on to Chainlink. Give up this Pastor thing leave the lord's side and come on over to Chainlink.

Anyways he told me all about Chainlink and the Smart Contracts and I promised to leave the lord behind but I lied Mr. Piant I lied. I confess to you now when I became a Chainlink Community Advocate I kept the lord Jesus Christ by my side and not just on Sundays.

[Anonymous No.54005354]

Flipped by UNUS SNEED LEO token, it's over.

[Anonymous No.54005446]

I later switched from community advocacy in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ amen
I flunked out of Patrick Collins dapp school. I had to go to Sanjeys Discount DAPP to get my accreditation but in the back of my mind I was always thirsting for that sweet roadkill burger and the aroma of grinding meat in one of my favorite truckstop bathrooms

I eventually made a whole lot of money so I could afford my own truckstop with a private bathroom just for me to grind up the meat but you know what frens it is not the same but I have Jesus Christ by my side and not just on Sundays. Not just one Sundays

[Anonymous No.54005522]

>>54004479
KEK

[Anonymous No.54005577]

Comfy 2018 vibes ITT

I am still buzzing from signing up to Chainlink Functions.

30 seconds out of my day done and dusted.

[Anonymous No.54005681]

>>54004935
>>54005077
>>54005284
>>54005446
Success stories like these make me proud to work in DeFi thanks frens

[Anonymous No.54006054]

>>54005681
What about this one

[Anonymous No.54006156]

>>54006054
comfy twitter cap reminds me of 2018

[Anonymous No.54006398]

Hello frens take a moment to register your favourite Chainlink Product with ChainlinkLabs today

At Chainlinklabs we fundamentally are excited. It excites us it really does.