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[Anonymous No.53986231]

>buy a $350k house in the suburbs for the off chance that i'll get laid
>buy an $80k crap shack in my hometown and resign to never getting laid
is the former really worth the cost of 30 years of wageslavery? i can do the latter right now, in cash. i could literally buy an $80k house with cash and go into early retirement.

[Anonymous No.53986656]

>>53986231
If getting laid is what makes the difference for you then get the crap shack. A house won’t get you laid. A house is something for spawning children, not recreational bumping. As such recreational bumping will happen independent of the house.

[Anonymous No.53986778]

>>53986231
I bought a house from a bank reposition off literal heroin and meth heads, it was fucked. Walls had machete cuts everywhere, carpet was fucked and curtains were half ripped, garden was a literal forest. First weekend I moved in banged hot girl on mattress on the floor in the lounge room. My advice bro is it’s got 0 to do with the house, by the time they see it it’s too late anyway. Just go to the gym, seriously bro, it’s all I needed to stop being a incel. 6 months in the gym and your life will be so different you’ll hate yourself for not doing it sooner

[Anonymous No.53987584]

>>53986231
Go for 350k, have white children and cherish raising them. If you aren't white then yeah, don't worry about offspring bc you have no worry about extinction.

[Anonymous No.53987636]

Buying a $350k house in these rates would indeed be retarded, not even considering the fact that this won't change your opportunity of getting laid.

[Anonymous No.53989423]

>>53986231
Why don't you buy SHIB and then buy a 20-bed mansion in 2025?

[Anonymous No.53989492]

Cash gets you shameful sex.
Property gets you a roastie leech.
Face and height get you true affection.