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53984424 No.53984424 [Reply] [Original]

GET OUT OF THE MARKETS BY FRIDAY. YOU HAVE 2 DAYS TO EXIT AND WITHIN 2 MONTHS THE COLLAPSE TO TAKE PLACE.

>> No.53984450
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> (((BILLIOINAIRE))) SAYS MARKET WILL CRASH WITHIN 60 DAYS

WE ARE BACK!!!

>> No.53984549

>>53984424
((((expert)))) ((((analyst)))) ((((billionaire)))) ((((economist)))) said so!

>> No.53984566

>>53984450
you have two months. Get wrecked chuds.

>> No.53984657
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>oy vey goyim, time to sell us your bags before the pump

>> No.53984669

>>53984424
thanks just bought 100k

>> No.53984692
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>HAPPENING

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>>53984424
TWO MORE WEEKS
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>> No.53984714

>>53984424
What a kind thing for him to warn us of out of the goodness of his heart. Rather than silently acting on the info in fear of a zero sum crash. Good thing he's telling us.

>> No.53984717

>>53984424
rug me daddy

>> No.53984744

>>53984714
god bless his talmudic heart

>> No.53984755

>>53984424
When everyone and their brother thinks one thing will certainly happen, the opposite always happens. Stay poor!

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>t.

>> No.53984786

>>53984755
>Im heckin so based because I do the opposite of what people say
>markets got to go up now because one person said they would go down!
>Heck yeah bulls are gonna get rich while bearchuds get wrecked!
>Im so heckin smart!

You are NGMI

>> No.53984811

based

>> No.53984833

>>53984424
B U Y S I G N A L
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>> No.53985072

do they do this on purpose? I really feel like a bunch of Elitistfags laugh about b8'ing the poorfags while in their child raping parties

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>>53984744

>> No.53985145

Good thing normies and the algos don't listen to headlines and things billionaires say.

>> No.53985146

>>53984424
Right on time to sell in may and walk away.

>> No.53985160

>>53984450
>>53984549
>>53984657
>>53984692
>>53984701
>>53984717
>>53984744
>>53984755
>>53984761
>>53984833
if being a contrarian is the winning move then why are you still poor?

>> No.53985178

>>53985160
If being a mass replier was so effective, then why are you still a faggot?

>> No.53985182
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>>53985160
>muh buzzword I heard on family guy
>if I say it it means you’re wrong ok?
Fuck off and stop posting here

>> No.53985199

>>53985146
Based knower.

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>>53984424
well not that surprising when shit like car loan delinquincies, credit debt bubbles and housing prices are all fucked. Not to mention inflation and interest rates will keep soaring throughout the year too.

tick tock motherfuckers.

>> No.53985237

>>53985160
No you don’t understand, every bull here is actually rich. That’s why they gamble on SPY 0DTE calls and shitcoins with their meager salaries.

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>>53984424
Be fearful when others are greedy m8

>HOLD TIGHT in the BEAR MARKET, my friend. BULL MARKETS are always around the corner. Don't fall for investing memes - pay attention to compliance, regulation, and SEC filings. Remember to diversify with hard assets, alternative investments, and collectible assets. Don't forget about high risk, high reward and due diligence. Instead of practical investments, try your luck with a $20 raffle for a payout of over 12,000! Best regards, the BitBoss.

>> No.53985258

>>53985178
reply to my ass with your tongue, faggot

>> No.53985264

>>53984424
is that the hotdog chart?

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>>53985182
>buzzword I heard on family guy
Does your brain really say "family guy word" when you hear the contrarian? How much high fructose corn syrup are you on?

>> No.53985326

>>53985160
>why are you still poor
but I'm not?
lmao

>> No.53986489

>stock market is going to collapse
>BETTER WARN EVERYBODY. SELL SELL SELL!
What a great guy. Instead of shorting he his giving away this insider info for free. God bless him.

>> No.53986611

>>53985275
Yes, it was introduced to normalfaggots like (You) in the episode where Brian becomes a rush Limbaugh fan. You can go ahead and deflect, you’re wrong and a child though.

>> No.53986628

>>53985275
You are the cancer killing /biz/

>> No.53986675

>>53986611
What the fuck you gotta be like 12 or some bullshit you're the same poster who said you'll be dead in 50 years tops right?
which either makes you under 18 or somehow you believe you're gonna be 90 years old which nobody here not a single soul believes.
Oh did you hear that word on family goy as well?
Holy fuck this place is infested with fucking zoomers.
>>53986628
Kill yourself nigger.
>>53985275
You're the only legitimate anon here fren.
Don't go watching family guy to learn english now you hear.

>> No.53986748

>>53986675
I’m 31 and no I didn’t make that other post you embarrassing sperging retard. Somehow the mass replier using the buzzword is the party you’ve chosen to defend because…you hate zoomers. You are a terminally online loser and never post again.

>> No.53986762

>>53986675
holy cringe

>> No.53986788

>>53986762
>>53986748
No you're a astoturfing spamming samefaggot who posts twittercaps and cats and goyslop girl nonstop, you're an ESL who apparently learns English from fucking family guy holy shit, and I'm cringe?
Fuck right on off ranjesh you will never ever fit in here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PayvWj2piKg
Try watching this video maybe you can learn a lesson or two.

>> No.53987044

>stock market crash incoming just as XRP is two weeks away from having the switch be flipped to become the standard.

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You better sell your securities. We will be suing soon.

Also, deep recession coming. Sell everything.

>> No.53987350

>>53984424
Larry McDonals is not a billionaire haha. He's barely a millionaire. He was a bond trader nobody at Lehman Brothers who wrote a book about Lehman and the 2008 financial crisis and built a career off of it. He's nothing special at all.

>> No.53987881

>>53984424
No one really knows anything, before end of month, the war in Ukraine could be over. Inflation could be significant lower, some new AI commercial product could drop starting a mini-bubble in the tech sector or whatever..

There are a lot of things that could happen, it's hard to estimate the likelihood of events to occur.
I'm however confident that tech-stocks and crypto seems to be slightly undervalued at the moment, they could fall further, but 5 years from now the likelihood that they are lower than now is very slim.

>> No.53990177

>>53984761
>>53984744
>>53984657
>>53984549
>>53984450

>Larry McDonald

why are you such a fucking retard

>> No.53990275

I think we will retest close to the lows, maybe even the holy bear lands of 12k - 9k. Nothing in this current market is looking good.

>> No.53990626

Meh, I closed out all of my margin already and live in a low cost of living country. I think I'll be okay. Definitely not gonna be fun though.

>> No.53990668

>>53984424
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....*takes breath*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.53990729

>>53984424
>fag boy says market will crash

no body gives a fuck what a billionaire says

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It's a double-bluff.
They bank on mistrust of the media nowadays.