/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53972246]

SJIM Edition

[Anonymous No.53972255]

HOLY SHIT THE YIELD CURVE

[Anonymous No.53972257]

>>53972246
>3750 is impossible!
lmao

[Anonymous No.53972263]

Can someone buy my PCT bags please.

Also, Mike Taylor is a dumb person's idea of what a smart person sounds like.

[Anonymous No.53972266]

Who is buying stocks?

[Anonymous No.53972269]

>>53972255
Someone needs to commission a manga about that poor anime maid.

[Anonymous No.53972276]

I always stop posting after 250 posts.
Feels like posting in an old stinky hag thread

[Anonymous No.53972279]

TRKA men ... we are dying

[Anonymous No.53972281]

>>53972269
She's an honorary mascot at this point

[Anonymous No.53972282]

Markets moved only because of EUR/USD
As europoor I'm down 0.33% today only despite my stocks losing much more in nominal USD value.

[Anonymous No.53972284]

>>53972161
Wouldn't half the fun be NOT knowing if you're going to see my BJC or not?
>>53972180
I thought it would be funny but maybe you're right. Back to square one I guess.

[Anonymous No.53972292]

>>53972266
Me

[Anonymous No.53972293]

Anyone else buy fat hands bags hehe.... heh. I want to die

[Anonymous No.53972295]

>>53972255
at least the 30Y hasn't moved too much

[Anonymous No.53972299]

>>53972279
Should have gotten BOIL instead.

[Anonymous No.53972301]

>>53972276
That's fucking rude

[Anonymous No.53972304]

>rocker is going to move his channel to fucking xvideos

wow it's so joever. why not a real youtube alternative like odyssey, bitchute, lbry, hell maybe make a private vimeo account. xvideos, what a joke. cant even watch rocker at work anymore now fuck

[Anonymous No.53972305]

>>53972279
Looking at the chart I just assume it's a BOIL holding company.

[Anonymous No.53972308]

>>53972295
It did go from being above the 10 year to below it, causing it to become inverted

[Anonymous No.53972311]

>>53972301
Read it won't repost, lets see if it works.

[Anonymous No.53972314]

>>53972266
I'm making some very conservative, experimental purchases with a strictly limited capital allotment.

[Anonymous No.53972321]

Someone convince me not to go all in JZXN

[Anonymous No.53972324]

>>53972304
you know what rocker maybe go all the way and just upload to fucking liveleak

yeah that'd be fun

[Anonymous No.53972331]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.53972336]

>>53972324
LiveLeak no longer exists bro

[Anonymous No.53972343]

>>53972246
who else made money today?

I'm bout to run to Taco Bell. Yall want me to bring you back anything?

[Anonymous No.53972342]

>>53972295
>we humped 0.6% in two months
>10Y is now above the 30Y
holy shit we are so fucked lol

[Anonymous No.53972348]

>>53972304
We wants an excuse to show his dick

[Anonymous No.53972355]

>>53972266
They're easy to recognize. They look like picrel.

[Anonymous No.53972363]

>>53972343
Very nice, was that done with options?

[Anonymous No.53972364]

It's crazy that SPY is still at like 399, 50bps hasn't been priced in yet clearly.
The market has just now started pricing in the Fed funds rate.
They must be having fun coping with the new prediction for the 24 march FOMC. Kek. Fucking nigger jews.
I want to see TSLA and NVDA get fucking TORCHED. Maybe BTC will go back under 15k finally.

[Anonymous No.53972366]

>>53972343
Fucking Mr. Money Bags over here. Yeah, I'll take a Crunch Wrap Meal with Dr. Pepper. Thanks. :)

[Anonymous No.53972370]

>>53972266
people who are short covering

[Anonymous No.53972383]

>>53972364
Its going to be priced any day now. Just wait for 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.53972388]

What level of kvetching is this?

[Anonymous No.53972407]

Rocker if you upload videos on a porn site you are a dumbfuck.
Use an actual YouTube alternative.

[Anonymous No.53972445]

>>53972383
Does Wall St still believe in a pivooooot after today?
Fucking kike baggies LMFAO. These fucktards really just kept pumping TSLA, COIN and NVDA and other bankrupt shit like Silvergate and BBBY. Fucking faggots, time for heeming.
Imagine how hard these kikes must be coping that their free money is over and the rates are still going up. The reality of no more pivoot is going to hit them on March 24.
I hope the Shit + Piss goes to 3200 like Mike Wilson was saying.

[Anonymous No.53972449]

>>53972343
Kek based

[Anonymous No.53972457]

>>53972388
Not the 6 million pair of shoes!!!!

[Anonymous No.53972461]

do you think the market will react in the same exact way to JPow saying the same exact thing tomorrow? Is it just gonna be a double down, or will some retard House rep question cause a reversal.

[Anonymous No.53972463]

>>53972445
I stopped reading after pivot, but to put it into perspective, would a 50 or even a 75er get the markets to lower lows?

[Anonymous No.53972466]

>>53972246
What the absolute fuck happened today, I came back home from work

[Anonymous No.53972469]

>>53972364
The problem is that half the market priced it in and the other half is coping that they will magically pivot and turn QE back on even with inflation being 50% higher than the interest rate

[Anonymous No.53972478]

>>53972407
I'm not posting my videos on a goddamn porn site you chuds, I was joking.

[Anonymous No.53972483]

I wonder why airline stocks are up today: DAL, AAL or UAL.

[Anonymous No.53972485]

>>53972466
Elizabeth Warren crashed the market

[Anonymous No.53972489]

>>53972466
Algos and their owners took a congress remark to get a good price for their shorts

[Anonymous No.53972491]

>>53972466
Remember how people were coping that inflation was over and the fed would stop rising rates? Yeah they were dead wrong and hes raising rates even harder

[Anonymous No.53972492]

>>53972364
Bought 17 Tesla and will make $300 on it with a week, dude.

[Anonymous No.53972494]

>“We have the setup for a recession unfolding,” Citadel founder Ken Griffin has said to Bloomberg

um bros, is it happening? If so this is incredibly and dangerously based.

[Anonymous No.53972499]

>>53972466
We do a little trolling.

[Anonymous No.53972500]

>>53972343
Nice. I will take a number 7 and a number 1. Baja Blast Mt Dew.

[Anonymous No.53972506]

>>53972266
>
I'm buying high beta shit to hedge my net short portfolio. if some retard strength comes back from e.g. CPI then I make at least some money and protect my short positions. if it dumps I will print money anyway

[Anonymous No.53972515]

>>53972491
I will never get tired posting this

[Anonymous No.53972521]

>The White House has backed the bill to strengthen US powers to ban TikTok, per Reuters

bros 2023 is gonna be a wild fucking year holy shit

[Anonymous No.53972523]

>>53972491
Anyone who wasn't a complete retard knew every single thing they said about inflation cooling off, the fed pivoting, soft landing, and recession is over, was just a blatant lie to fool normalfag investors and make sure they got caught holding the bag.

[Anonymous No.53972527]

>>53972343
They still got those Dorito tacos? If so can I get a couple cool ranch, thanks.

[Anonymous No.53972529]

>>53972483
UAL is actually up 50% since October. I completely ignored those stocks assuming that people will stop flying due to difficult economic conditions. And yet UAL had good earnings in last 2 quarters

[Anonymous No.53972541]

>>53972515
I can only imagine what bullshit formula they are using to try and pretend inflation is under 5%

[Anonymous No.53972540]

>>53972388
Fucking kikes just sell the shoes lmao

[Anonymous No.53972544]

>>53972529
>difficult economic conditions
And I will not get tired posting this

[Anonymous No.53972554]

>>53972515
>using a college project for measuring inflation

[Anonymous No.53972560]

>>53972515
Maybe this will help

[Anonymous No.53972562]

>>53972540
>Implying they have a choice
You don't think they want to? Their Jewish overlords said to eat the cost, so they'll be eating the cost.

[Anonymous No.53972567]

>>53972541
You can check it out, they use the same data as everyone else, just slightly different basket
Also, food inflation that the dems whined over is really at where they say it is, way more down than average core

[Anonymous No.53972571]

>>53972560
based mott capital attributer

[Anonymous No.53972572]

>>53972466
I sold

[Anonymous No.53972574]

>>53972343
I have the norovirus, so taco bell would kill me. But it sounds so good.

[Anonymous No.53972583]

>>53972560
Fucking kek

[OUTTA MY WAY, MUMU SHITS No.53972590]

OUTTA MY WAY, MUMU SHITS

[Anonymous No.53972593]

>>53972515
>UHM ACTUALLY INFLATION IS REALLY ONLY AT 3.5% WHICH IS NOW ACTUALLY LOWER THAN OUR NEW INFLATION TARGET SO NOW WE WILL STIMULATE THE ECONOMY.

[Anonymous No.53972594]

FUCK SILVERGATE
FUCK CARVANA
AND FUCK SBNY

[Anonymous No.53972596]

>>53972491
cramer literally twattered "its a bull market" while jewmedia heads invented no landing on the fly to hook some retards
..and the funny part is it works every fucking time

[Anonymous No.53972601]

>>53972567
Well somebody's lying because food prices at the store aren't going down.

[Anonymous No.53972603]

>>53972593
>DUDE THE FED IS LYING THEY WANNA PRETEND INFLATION IS BAD SO THEY CAN RAISE RATES EVEN HIGHER

[Anonymous No.53972615]

>>53972596
I think people are just now realizing that "no landing" is incredibly bearish. JPowell will just hike and hike, mercilessly, without end.

[Anonymous No.53972616]

>>53972593
inflation trend down, monetary base down, disposable income up, lowest unemployment rate since 1969.
and you cope with green texting like a 16 year old /b/tard

[Anonymous No.53972620]

Why can’t the Fed just say they will raise rates at .25 until inflation is under control?
Why all the secrecy and drama? What’s wrong with that? Is it too antisemetic?

[Anonymous No.53972623]

>>53972616
Dude core inflation just rose again

[Anonymous No.53972630]

>>53972620
They do. They've said that repeatedly. The market just doesn't believe them.

[Anonymous No.53972633]

>>53972616
You are going to be hanged.

[Anonymous No.53972635]

>>53972620
Because if 25 isn't enough they just cause stagflation

[Anonymous No.53972637]

>>53972594
Bobo gets his

[Anonymous No.53972640]

>>53972601
I cant say that. Food is significantly up compared to two years ago, but for the past 6 months I cant tell there was any price increases in my personal basket, some wares have become cheaper

[Anonymous No.53972644]

>>53972485
Lunatic+Corruption+Stupidity.

[Anonymous No.53972646]

>>53972544
You do know that RDPI says nothing about economic conditions right? It's just avg salary after taxes. Increased cost of living means that people have less money to spend on frivolous spending like travel.

[Anonymous No.53972647]

>>53972616
>inflation trend down,
>lowest unemployment rate since 1969.
Try to figure out why this doesn't make sense
>disposable income up,
fucking lmao

[Anonymous No.53972648]

>>53972615
No landing means we keep drilling until all money, stocks and bonds are negative

[Anonymous No.53972656]

>Crude -3.835MM
>Gasoline +1.840MM
>Distillates +1.927MM
>Cushing +0.024MM

>Oil plunges from 77.40 to 77.15 on the news

[Anonymous No.53972658]

The Mexican manlet navy chap is screaming downstairs

[Anonymous No.53972659]

>>53972620
They have hinted at that but they wont just up and say it because they do not want to be locked in on any one plan. They have to roll with the punches if they're doing their job right so they won't commit to anything, they will almost commit to something instead.

[Anonymous No.53972660]

>>53972623
yoy has been trending down consistently, mom has seen the usual seasonally bumps, and not even as bad as expected. Bears are coping too hard right now, worse than bulls in December 2021

[Anonymous No.53972664]

>>53972615
people forgot Jpow quoted Volcker at last year Jackson Hole when the big dump started to the Oct lows
he's not going in the history books as some weak ass Burns

[Anonymous No.53972666]

>>53972630
This. It takes a lot of counterintuitive thinking because pol has told everyone Jews are super smart, when in fact they're midwit niggers who relied on fake money since long before Jesus.
Just look at that cunt baggot, he's slow AF.
They're finding it tough to accept Black Betty man is not going to print them money anymore.

[Anonymous No.53972669]

>>53972616
go shill for Your Team (tm) somewhere else

[Anonymous No.53972672]

>>53972644
Sometimes I think the stupidity and lunacy are just to cover up the corruption.

[Anonymous No.53972674]

>The gap between the 2-year Treasury yield and the 10-year rate has widened to 100 basis points.

>This spread has not settled at levels this wide since September 22, 1981

Oh dear, what will this mean in the long run?

[Anonymous No.53972682]

>>53972616
The unemployment numbers are skewed to hell though. A lot of people dropped out of the workforce for a long period of time which is why it looks low. Sure unemployment is low l, but also nobody is looking for work, so it's not really a genuine reading of unemployment

[Anonymous No.53972685]

>>53972466
>paying for unusual whales
embarrassing tbqh

[Anonymous No.53972693]

>>53972674
Didn't you read the thread? Inflation is over! The shills, I mean the jews, I mean the feds, I mean the glowies say that everything is fine goyim!

[Anonymous No.53972702]

>>53972646
That would mean that it would either have to be flat or keep going down, but its going up. That spending is coming back, for now some people spending less while having more disposable income is helping to keep inflation in its trend

[Anonymous No.53972709]

>>53972682
Yes

[Anonymous No.53972711]

I shorted netease with leverage, if China pumps I die

[Anonymous No.53972717]

>>53972682
Labour participation has begun to rise again

[Anonymous No.53972718]

>>53972674
It means if you didn't buy SJIM today, it may be too late for you.

[Anonymous No.53972724]

I will laugh if we actually do get a 75 or even 100 bps hike rate soon. Then markets shit themselves for not pricing in on time kek.

[Anonymous No.53972733]

>>53972674
it means great depression 2.0 is on the plate boys

[Anonymous No.53972744]

>>53972246
Just put everything into SQQQ

[Anonymous No.53972746]

>>53972682
Those people then have some other form of income to pay for their living expenses, and be it just being on a dole - keeps showing my point that the economy is just fine and the bottom has been in

[Anonymous No.53972749]

>>53972544
You will never be tired of self-owning huh. Sad to see people like you aren't getting the mental healthcare they deserve.

[Anonymous No.53972754]

>>53972620
That's one strategy. It sounds like Bostic supports something like that.
A few decades ago, the Fed successfully defeated high inflation using a totally different strategy.
There's an idiom for this, "grasping the nettle." The Fed (and maybe the US government generally) isn't very good at it anymore.

[Anonymous No.53972760]

>>53972749
you perma bears have been coping for 6 months. While everything is just fine

[Anonymous No.53972762]

>>53972746
>keeps showing my point that the economy is just fine and the bottom has been in
Oh boy, you're in for a rude awakening

[Anonymous No.53972766]

>>53972724
Extremely unlikely and also probably a bad idea. The reason that inflation got choppy is because the retarded markets tried to price in more severe hikes by selling everything, and then those drops in prices resulted in a small pause inflation which caused them to start buying up everything again which caused inflation to skyrocket back up. The fed needs to lay out a much more concrete plan and stop saying they're going to react to short term data. Just say, "we're going to increase the interest rate by 1.5% over the next year and leave it there for an additional year, and nothing short of an asteroid impact or nuclear exchange is going to change it", and then prices will stabilize.

[Anonymous No.53972772]

>>53972762
2 job opening for every unemployed. If they want or need jobs they get jobs, cant be more healthy

[Anonymous No.53972774]

>>53972760
Please tell us how it feels to be the dumbest poster in 4chan history. I, for one, would very much like to understand what being clinically retarded is like. What's your lifestyle like, that kind of stuff.

[Anonymous No.53972779]

I own a bunch of contradictory ETFs, I'm inversing my own positions!

[Anonymous No.53972783]

>>53972620
The fed doesn't know what they're going to do yet. The most successful innovation in Fed planning ever was when they realized they should stop listening to themselves and be data driven. They're unironically inversing themselves.

[Anonymous No.53972798]

>>53972774
6 months of screaming for lower lows while rates got hiked and yields went to 5%, and yet here we are still in crab land, but any day now

[Anonymous No.53972799]

>>53972766
Rape hikes will continue until morale is restored.

[Anonymous No.53972806]

>>53972276
repost

[Anonymous No.53972808]

>>53972798
That's hilarious. What other things do you think (is that even the right word)?

[Anonymous No.53972819]

>>53972656
>Crude -3.835MM
Draw on inventory? Shouldnt it go up then?

[Anonymous No.53972824]

>>53972702
It's not actual disposable income tho when you account for cost of living. Everyone needs place to stay, something to eat, means of travel or way to heat themselves. I don't know if there is an indicator that includes all this.
Personal expenditures shows how much people spend, but it has no breakdown for things critical for survival vs frivolous spending.
Personal savings rate is low currently but it might as well mean people are buying as much as they can in anticipation of higher inflation.
Some say that high credit card spending is an indicator of people being broke, but I think it could be a matter of people expecting inflation to be higher for longer and using "cheap money" to accumulate stuff right now.

I think evaluating actual health of the economy is quite complex task, mainly because you can look at data and have conflicting interpretations. I assume that people at Fed have a more detailed insight.

[Anonymous No.53972827]

>>53972783
Being data driven is fine until you realize that the data being used is publicly available, resulting in investors and companies changing their behavior as a result of the data in anticipation of policy changes rather than in reaction to the policy changes, which alters the data before the policy changes even come, resulting in a retarded vicious cycle of anti-causal volatility. The fed should instead just lock in a plan and ignore short term variations in inflation.

[Anonymous No.53972830]

euro crashing below parity. gold and silver crashing. oil crashing and nat gas already at ultimate bottom. spy holding good while dow and nasdaq crashing. everything going as predicted!

[Anonymous No.53972833]

>>53972808
Ask it about it's thesis for a good laugh

[Anonymous No.53972838]

>>53972799
No. Wrong. Then they'll ostensibly improve morale immediately. You say, "rape hikes will continue irrespective of whether morale improves or not"

[Anonymous No.53972841]

That you havent made a single counter argument, are coping badly, wondering why you havent greentexted yet and posted some "meme" and why the fuck I havent filtered you yet. Last thing done now

[Anonymous No.53972852]

>>53972819
All else being equal, yes.

[Anonymous No.53972853]

>yields

[Anonymous No.53972859]

>>53972702
>People are spending less!
>Meanwhile consumer debt continues to increase, and at a faster rate than expected.
Face it, your "disposable income" metric is wrong. The inflation pause we saw in november and december was entirely due to 1. gas prices falling and 2. companies reducing capital expenditure

[Anonymous No.53972858]

>>53972246

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

[Anonymous No.53972864]

>>53972772
>what is wage-price spiral?
>what is hyperinflation?
>what is the United States of Zimbabwe (soon)

[Anonymous No.53972865]

>>53972819
USA isn't isolated.
OPEC+ dictates prices.
Personally, I think non-renewables will remain higher than the historic average for a considerable period of time. If I'm right, non-renewable stocks are cheap.

[Anonymous No.53972868]

>>53972766
kek they claim inflation is transitory and yet here we are. The markets are on full retard mode, so I don't doubt they will raise it higher than expected because too many idiots are handling our money. Then you have student loans resuming and when that happens, its unironically over.

[Anonymous No.53972872]

>>53972833
Oh, good one.
>>53972841
Please explain your thesis in details. Minimum 1500 characters. Show us how intricate your reasoning abilities can be despite your condition!

[Anonymous No.53972873]

>>53972779

[Anonymous No.53972874]

>>53972830
What happens next?
Have you tried haibane ranmei?

[Anonymous No.53972879]

Should I dump my stocks? I’m up like 1800 bucks

[Anonymous No.53972882]

>>53972830
>spy holding good while dow and nasdaq crashing.
Retarded lainposter

[Anonymous No.53972883]

>>53972853
bullish

[Anonymous No.53972884]

>>53972304
>>53972324
Why does nobody suggest nicovideo?

[Anonymous No.53972887]

>>53972779
Just sell whatever goes in the green, too easy!

[Anonymous No.53972892]

>>53972660
>inflation still way above 2% for like three years
>i-its trending down!
C O P E

[Anonymous No.53972893]

>>53972853
Are those yields in Greek monopoly money or EUR?

[Anonymous No.53972899]

>>53972874
we are still looking likely summer rally. i think for example in SPY you will be safu. rates may rise a bit still but they should correct too in usa.

[Anonymous No.53972900]

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than owning INTC.
Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, paying and funding a company with your hard earned cash solely so it can go and get ravaged by shorts. All the hard work you put into buying those INTC shares - the long hours working, researching, timing the dips. All of it has one simple result: the stock is used to pay for pajeet workers that will eventually dump their company given shares on you. Bought a value stock? Great. Who benefits? Everyone dumping on you.
If you're lucky, you might make back a small amount of your massive losses from some pathetic dividend. You'll get your shares fucked in the ass every quarter for years. Pajeets and Wall Street get the benefit of your gullible value investor mindset as INTC goes lower and lower. As a man who owns INTC, you are literally dedicating your hard work to buying another man's bags.

It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

[Anonymous No.53972904]

>>53972874
>haibane ranmei?
Fuck, that's a great anime. Didn't think I'd see it mentioned in this craphole.
I haven't seen anything I liked recently which you wouldn't already know about, but mainly liked Nagatoro and Lycoris Recoil (seemed shit at first but it grew on me).

[Anonymous No.53972907]

>>53972884
Most people aren't located in nipland.

[Anonymous No.53972909]

>>53972824
Personals savings is down, compared to pre scamdemic, but up since April 2022. On the account on cc spending I agree, and it isnt the worst thing to do if cc rates are good while inflation is still around 5

[Anonymous No.53972913]

I made a new thread because i did not see this one. I also missed 3 threads today what happened?

[Anonymous No.53972916]

>>53972772
SRE here
just because there are job openings doesn't mean that they're actually hiring
do you think they go and nicely clean up their job postings??
first filter is automated, they don't give a fuck
seniors is all everyone needs today

[Anonymous No.53972918]

>>53972893
high risk high reward

[Anonymous No.53972921]

Uhhhhh BoBros?

> Security Description: SILVERGATE CAP CORP
>New Stock Borrow Rate: 37%

What the fucking fuck?
>37%

[Anonymous No.53972928]

>>53972893
Anon, the Greeks got rid of the drachma in like 2002; that's why they're in this shit storm to begin with. We disturbed the natural cycle of "Greeks borrow -> Greeks default -> Greeks seem to have a high yielding currency worth throwing money at -> People lend to Greeks"

[Anonymous No.53972937]

I really have pissed on a hornets nest with something I wrote. Never saw the shitposters and astro turfers so angry.

[Anonymous No.53972938]

>>53972913
Market stopped ignoring impending rate hikes, I guess.

[Anonymous No.53972945]

>>53972913
no one baked early today, and nobody posted links today, and there apparently is a senator concerned that theres not enough mexicans on the fed.

[Anonymous No.53972949]

>>53972865
>OPEC+ dictates prices.
Opec just raised prices for Asia and Europe. But yeah I think oil is staying elevated for several years. Maybe with a GOP potus it changes somewhat but I honestly dont think theyll change it up. The days of rapid drilling is over.

[Anonymous No.53972955]

>>53972937
>17pbtid
>0 thesis
Well anon? We're waiting with bathed breath (or is it baited breath?)

[Anonymous No.53972956]

>>53972945
If you want to double your money then buy SOXS.

[Anonymous No.53972957]

>>53972827
That’s part of why it is good. The fed does what markets expect softening each blow

[Anonymous No.53972959]

>>53972945
I didn't get fucked today, in a good way

[Anonymous No.53972962]

>>53972928
huh interesting. Doesn't this mean people bought EUR denominated bond with > 100% yield that Greece has to pay back for decades now? Sounds like whole country got enslaved by bond holders.

[Anonymous No.53972969]

what do you call this weird dip?

[Anonymous No.53972978]

>>53972937
>someone disagrees with you
>that means they're an angry fed
I could see how interacting with you would be irritating.

[Anonymous No.53972979]

>>53972969
After hours liquidity

[Anonymous No.53972983]

>>53972969
A coincidence

[Anonymous No.53972986]

>>53972969
FINISH HIM

[Anonymous No.53972991]

>>53972937
Do you actually have a legit mumu thesis?
I often ask this to mumus like yourself but I also often get ignored. Feels bad ngl :_; especially on a day like today when I want to cry along with you mumus at how you got heemed.

[Anonymous No.53972995]

>>53972969
that single anon with a stop-loss and after-hours trading enabled getting bogged

[Anonymous No.53972998]

>>53972978
If the replies are full of meme shit and shiposting bait, how can they considered to be taken serious.

[Anonymous No.53973002]

>>53972824
The economy can't be healthy if the local governments of the richest cities in the US are cutting down costs and raising taxes any way they can.

[Anonymous No.53973004]

>>53972969
cohencidence

[Anonymous No.53973005]

>>53972884
Because it's total shit if you don't have premium, and nobody does. That's why they call them virtual youtubers, not virtual nicoers.

[Anonymous No.53973014]

>>53972962
Adjusting for certain bailout/hair cut conditions, yes. That's basically it.

[Anonymous No.53973018]

>>53972969
call option exercise
strike price was $90

[Anonymous No.53973023]

>>53972998
>still no response
Is this a surrender?

[Anonymous No.53973042]

>>53973018
This is why exercise is bad. Get on Wegovy and long NVO.

[Anonymous No.53973045]

The VIX skyrocketed to 19.5 today.

[Anonymous No.53973050]

>>53973045
Call me when it's above 30 again.

[Anonymous No.53973058]

>>53972904
I haven’t been watching much new stuff. Only thing that stands out is Vinland saga

[Anonymous No.53973060]

I've been messing with model training and merging all day, what happened to the market?

[Anonymous No.53973068]

>>53972957
The blows should be hard, that's how you actually kill inflation.

[Anonymous No.53973069]

>>53973058
Vinland saga is ancient. Also it goes to shit after the timeskip, but it's a fun ride until then.

[Anonymous No.53973071]

>>53972921
Does anyone else here short stocks?

I’ve never seen anything like this

[Anonymous No.53973082]

>>53973045
Underrated post. Mumus got heemed and this down arrow hasn't even really begun yet. Bear markets aren't to be taken lightly. And bear market rallies should be taken very seriously for what they are because we're in one.

[Anonymous No.53973084]

>>53972246
Anyone here have c3.ai stock?
Its been doing well for me lately

[Anonymous No.53973087]

>>53973045
>>53973050
0dte VIX wen

[Anonymous No.53973089]

>>53973071
Happens all the time, that's not even particularly high for a highly-shorted stock.

[Anonymous No.53973090]

>>53972921
The rate gets higher when shares are hard to find. Also they're basically going bankrupt so the brokers can cash in hard providing shares to short.

[Anonymous No.53973092]

>>53973060
Pic related.

[Anonymous No.53973107]

>>53973089
Does it last?
That’s going to gobble my gains even if it gets delisted

[Anonymous No.53973110]

>>53972572

[Anonymous No.53973114]

>>53973084
it pumped on good earnings

[Anonymous No.53973115]

>>53973002
Maybe economy is doing ok in part thanks to cost cutting and raising taxes? For the past decade economy was in la la land thanks to free money from Fed. Reality check won't hurt.

[Anonymous No.53973116]

>>53973092
understood.

[Anonymous No.53973121]

>>53973060
Jerome sat in front of the Senate and said "cuh KAW, cuh KAW" instead of "coo, coo".

[Anonymous No.53973119]

>>53972991
Nothing ever happened. Despite the biggest policy induced inflation for 40 years, the mini hike cycle nothing broke, even after 10 years of 0%. Market participants were able to deleverage and reduce risk without a big crash, while the supply chain issues normalized and job market remained strong. There are just no losers, beside the freaks calling now for 1 and a half year for 2800

[Anonymous No.53973152]

>>53973107
It can last years, sometimes half a decade. Also if the company ever has a positive rumor, it can cause a large enough pump to result in a short squeeze.

[Anonymous No.53973157]

>>53973005
Miko was a virtual nicoer before she became a vtuber.

[Anonymous No.53973160]

>>53972754
>grasping the nettle
that's not possible in current year you can't just go full retard and pump out rate hikes to around 13% which Volcker did.. the whole system will collapse overnight.
QE introduced in 2008 during GFC made it so much worse, there is no going back now with high inflation. fed either goes slow and hopes for the best or something breaks and we have a massive ripple effect through the whole system (more likely)
I guess the current data-dependend system is the best shot they have

[Anonymous No.53973162]

AI made this.

[Anonymous No.53973163]

>car burns oil sometimes
>add some oil before longer trip
>driving about 30 miles
>check engine light goes on
>WTF.jpg
>pull over and check under hood
>didn't tighten oil cap on all the way, its upside down still covering the opening, some oil sputtering around
>put it back on tightly, get home, clean off all visible oil around the area
>engine light still on

did I just fuck up my car?

[Anonymous No.53973170]

One thing I love about ibkr is how hard they're trying to get me to do my research before I do something extremely retarded. etoro didn't do that.

[Anonymous No.53973171]

>>53973119
Can you provide argument to support your... let's call those "statements" for now?
How about a thesis associated with those "statements"? You haven't provided one yet.

[Anonymous No.53973173]

>>53973119
Your thesis depends on knowing the future. Are you 100% certain you know the future? Because even 1% uncertainty is all bears need for their thesis to play out.

[Anonymous No.53973179]

>>53972754
Because that would bancrupt the government

[Anonymous No.53973180]

>>53973170
I hope that's a joke. They hand out full access to every instrument in every market with the press of a button, no questions asked. Even if you have $2 in your account, you just have to complete a "quiz", except it's choice questions and you can redo any question as many times as you want until it passes.

[Anonymous No.53973190]

>>53973162
It's getting better at hands, I see

[Anonymous No.53973191]

>>53973152
That’s terrifying

[Anonymous No.53973192]

>>53973071
no because the risk/reward and maintenance requirements arent worth it. buy puts, sell calls instead if looking for a simple bear strat

[Anonymous No.53973193]

>>53973163
Potentially yes. If light is still on even after refilling oil then I would not drive it anymore and let repair shop take care of it.

[Anonymous No.53973196]

>>53973163
you may need to reset the alarm lights and see if it then goes up still. for resetting you simply need little cheap device

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tiCXAr-Uho

[Anonymous No.53973199]

>>53973190
shit, i wonder if this tech will be used for anything other than advertising

[Anonymous No.53973200]

Tonight I will remind them

[Anonymous No.53973204]

>>53973119
>asteroid heading towards Earth collision course
>unknown when it will hit exactly, only estimates
>fragments / debris hit the Earth before the main asteroid
>increasing fragments of debris by the day
>"All of you are alarmists!"
>"The asteroid hasn't hit yet, that's proof that it will never hit us in the future!"

[Anonymous No.53973206]

>>53973190
If you get lucky really. It still fucks up limbs very often.

[Anonymous No.53973207]

>>53973173
nobody knows the future and I am not relying on future data for this to happen, just for now established trends to continue, which is certainly still a bet on those continuing but nothing points at those trends changing abruptly. ffs according to some bobos we are near a nuclear war because of policy retardation, and yet the trend gives a flying shit

[Anonymous No.53973208]

>>53973119
M8, this is stupid, we've been trending down since Jan 2022. How is that "nothing"?
-17% on the shit n piss since 2022 is not "nothing". Step up your fucking game mumu.

The entire fucking mumu thesis you just mentioned is based on the market fighting the Fed ever since the rate hikes started and flying in the face of Powell and company who have been pretty fucking clear about "no pivot until late 2024".
If you've been paying attention, the Fed has gotten increasingly more hawkish not less.
The market is going to have to deal with another rate hikes they weren't expecting on March 24th.

You sound like the tards on fintwit whose best argument is "this time it's different" except lol lmao it's not.

It's not too late to back out of your stupidity.

[Anonymous No.53973214]

>>53973208
that is not a down trend that is a flat correction

[Anonymous No.53973215]

Look, I did not make any moves today. I sold my shorts at 395 SPY last week, Longed until yesterday and got out at 405 SPY.
I am in cash and looking at the market today, the risk was too high to either go short or long. I can see a bounce this week up to SPY 418, and I can also see a break down under the 50 DMA to retest the 200 day DMA, which if it breaks, can see SPY 370.
I will continue to sit in cash until we get a convincing close under the 50 DMA. I have a wanting to go balls deep in TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.53973219]

>>53972824
>I assume that people at Fed have a more detailed insight.
lol

[Anonymous No.53973227]

>>53973163
You probably shot more oil out than you put in. Check the levels.

[Anonymous No.53973236]

>>53973191
That's why you want to short early and keep the position until you see shit like 20%+ borrow rates, then you should seriously consider bailing out just in case (otherwise hedging). By that point you should have profited nicely anyway.

[Anonymous No.53973237]

>>53973208
and really
>da marked is foighting da fed
and you have the nerve to compare somebody to twitter fags

[Anonymous No.53973241]

>>53973208
>muh line go down
megacaps took a hit and the dollar pumped. When you account for these two factors this is what it looks like. The real value of most stocks stayed flat.

[Anonymous No.53973244]

>>53972962
No, there were several haircuts

[Anonymous No.53973248]

>>53973180
I keep getting emails and warnings whenever I open a position, today they let me know free research is available if I want to read into the things I buy.

[Anonymous No.53973266]

>>53973214
Like I said, idiot, that doesn't factor in how the market has been fighting reality/the Fed since 2022 and still losing 17%.
What we're trying to explain to your dumbass is that once reality starts setting in and the market realizes the free money is over until at least 2025, things will get radically priced in.

What I'm trying to show you is how the shit n piss looks like when the market thinks it has won, like you are thinking you have won because the metaphorical asteroid the other anons allude to hasn't hit yet.

Do you get it now?
That chart is going to get worse is what we're saying. Buddy look at VIX computer. Look at yield curve computer.

We're not hating on you, we're trying to tell you there's still time to reexamine your thesis, and load up on oil calls and tech shorts.

[Anonymous No.53973274]

>>53973214
2000-2008 was a flat correction, too.

[Anonymous No.53973283]

>>53973163
Not likely. The cars ECM needs to go through about 13 drive cycles before it will clear the trouble code.

[Anonymous No.53973292]

>>53973237
>da marked is foighting da fed
>and you have the nerve to compare somebody to twitter fags
C'mon man. How are you consistently so wrong?
Look at fucking TSLA computer. Look at fucking BBBY computer.
I'm gonna join the anons who have written mumus like you off. You seem beyond hope. If you want to come to your senses the door is open.

[Anonymous No.53973309]

>>53973236
But it’s a zero
It may get delisted soon

[Anonymous No.53973311]

>>53973266
>fighting the fed
>mongoloid metaphors
>We are your frens
All I read is cope. And what the fuck do you care if I would lose money on my bet. I say there is no fighting the fed just forward looking at trends and you say the sky is falling, I dont care if you win or lose and you shouldnt care if I win or lose

[Anonymous No.53973314]

>>53973248
Are you located outside the US? ibkr generally follows US-based regulation regarding the messages it sends out. Maybe webull doesn't do that to non-US consumers for instance. I have not seen a platform give any different "warnings" than ibkr.
As for the """free research""", the only one it's ever offered me were links to free sites that require subscriptions to view, or Ai-generated forms. Nowadays they actually have a pretty cool analysis widget, but it's relatively new. Before you didn't even get basic FA, it was just unusable for anything. Now it has only basic FA, but a lot of useful metrics are missing and a lot of data is typically bad (whatever datasource they use is not of very good quality), especially for smaller companies.
In practice I use yahoo finance to get an overview of the financials and check the releases for the actual raw finance data.

[Anonymous No.53973326]

>>53973163
Just check your oil level and top it off. Unless you spewed out a ton of it while you were driving it's probably fine.

[Anonymous No.53973328]

>>53973311
Still haven't posted a thesis. Where is your thesis?

[Anonymous No.53973335]

>>53973207
High interest rates are only STARTING to eat their way through the economy. Housing is already trending down.
At the end of it waits another juicy cow: a bancrupt US government

[Anonymous No.53973342]

>>53973326
well low pressure could mean that oil didn't get into every place it should. Especially if it was first cold start on that day. Hopefully the engine is fine tho.

[Anonymous No.53973347]

>>53973335
He unironically thinks that house prices going down is a good thing and represents inflation going lower, anon.

[Anonymous No.53973350]

TRKAroaches...tell my family I loved them

[Anonymous No.53973358]

>>53973292
consistently wrong? The only time I have been wrong for the last 12 months was expecting a steeper correction in October

[Anonymous No.53973359]

Wat do?

[Anonymous No.53973370]

>>53973311
>metaphors
Fucks sake anon. The yield curve being at historically bad levels is not a metaphor, but okay, at this point I give up. And you're right I don't care. I do this kind of thing regularly as an exercise to see if a mumu can prove me wrong and also to give anons a chance to check their own prejudice.
We bobos *could* be wrong, but for now all the facts say otherwise. And I do mean all.
I used to make a list of all the bobo arguments when doing these debates in the past but I largely don't care that much nowadays. I see you are not heavy on facts anyway.

[Anonymous No.53973380]

>>53973359
Ignore MS and keep looking for opportunities in my case.

[Anonymous No.53973393]

>>53973359
They're (MS, not Bloomberg) bearish. Stay bearish. When you read shit like that, just know that what they're doing is looking for bullish arguments within an overall bearish thesis (in this case, Mike Wilson's).

[Anonymous No.53973397]

>>53973347
lol. nothing will happen here
just look the other way

[Anonymous No.53973406]

>>53973370
and the yield curve has looked like shit now for 13 months? Any day now, the black swan will fly. And where is your horrible horrible data, in the future?

[Anonymous No.53973408]

Imagine beating earnings estimates only thanks to people being fatasses.

[Anonymous No.53973412]

>>53972969
I want to get the fuck out of AMZN. I wish I had never bought it.

[Anonymous No.53973423]

>>53973397
>usury is a sin
DISGUSTING

[Anonymous No.53973424]

>>53973408
Forgot pic, what a retard.

[Anonymous No.53973427]

>>53973335
Monetary base goes down, housing goes down, sounds flat to me

[Anonymous No.53973432]

>>53973342
Yeah, depending on how low the oil level was, that could be pretty bad, but hopefully not for his sake. Checking the level after the engine cooled off would've been the first thing I did. Engine light coming on isn't a good sign though.

[Anonymous No.53973441]

>>53973406
Fuck, dude just stop. If you don't get the implications of the yield inversion then just go learn the basics. IDGAF anymore. You win obviously since the facts that matter no longer matter because anon on biz said they don't matter now. Everyone is so dumb except you. You're the smart one, you'll win this.

[Anonymous No.53973445]

>>53973358
You are unironically the only correct person ITT. Bears are fucking retards and think 2 years of crashes aren’t enough

>more rate hikes are coming bro trust Powell’s plan!
So fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.53973474]

As a European should I invest in Europe or the US?

[Anonymous No.53973482]

Another day. Another day of afternoon napping. I did a terrible thing. Even with my uh payments and whatnot I gotta do I couldn't resist when a gift was dropped in my lap. I bagged more VZ. Yes I'm weak I'll admit it freely.

[Anonymous No.53973483]

>>53973474
Lolno

[Anonymous No.53973485]

>US 10Y2Y spread over one handle

[Anonymous No.53973491]

>>53973441
Present your data that is so horrible
>idgaf
okay the stop replying

[Anonymous No.53973498]

>>53973358
You have yet to post your thesis, but so far your creative interpretation of reality hasn't been close to according with the facts.

[Anonymous No.53973501]

>>53973474
Europe has outperformed the US for the last year

[Anonymous No.53973517]

>>53973474
Depends. I tend to go for US stocks, but I do buy EU stocks once in a while. Lufthansa (German) was pretty good last week.
t. yuro

[Anonymous No.53973519]

pivot soon fellow apes

[Anonymous No.53973520]

>>53973474
EU is at ath
US is shitting
you short both

[Anonymous No.53973534]

>spent weeks lightly troubleshooting issue with website for zoomer coworker
>kept telling them to reload the page
>they keep saying it’s not working
>finally find out they’ve been pressing the “Refresh tasks” button on the webpage, and not the reload page button on their browser
>hit reload webpage button once and it works

THE MEMES ARE FUCKING TRUE HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHA THE ZOOMERS ARE RETARDED

[Anonymous No.53973535]

risk management is for pussies btw

[Anonymous No.53973541]

>>53972492
>He bought Tesla after an almost 120% pump in a couple of weeks, from a new low, in a bear market, with the 10 year yield going up
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.53973554]

>>53973445
more rate hikes are coming, nobody is denying this you two faced snake. But it wont have the the cratering impact that perma bears have been cultishly preaching for 14 months

[Anonymous No.53973594]

I just checked my charts for today and it looks like Powell said some dumb shit. What was it? Something pretty much in-line with everything else he's said for two years except bears ran with one particular headline or some stupid garbage? This is so tiring

[Anonymous No.53973593]

>it's going 280
>it's going 350
>it's going 375
>it's going 389
>it's going 392
>

[Anonymous No.53973600]

>>53972616
Whats with your anti greentext autism

[Anonymous No.53973603]

>>53973180
They won't even give me margin with a quarter mil net worth while Schwab/tda did.

[Anonymous No.53973612]

>>53973594
he replied to a senators question about possible 50 hike with that it could be a possibility depending on the data this month, that was about all

[Anonymous No.53973613]

[Anonymous No.53973615]

>>53973534
Honestly I'm surprised zoomers can even use desktop computers outside of vidya considering they fucking do everything else on their phones.

[Anonymous No.53973622]

FUCK SILVERGATE
FUCK COST TO BORROW
AND FUCK SILVERGATE

[Anonymous No.53973627]

>>53973600
low quality shitposters seem to love for some weird reason to make their posts unreadable by using greentext wrong. Its just an easy way to identify poster that can be filtered

[Anonymous No.53973628]

>>53973612
So it's like I thought, some asshat asked a leading question and faggot bearish speculators ran with it. Every fucking time it gets reported as some catastrophe. Watch them hike 25bps this time, again, and everyone will freak out. Fucking nonsense.

[Anonymous No.53973629]

>>53973593
SPY was going to 180 then, SPY is going to 180 now, and SPY will still be going to 180 in the future. SPY has always been going to 180.

[Anonymous No.53973640]

Why did no one say the 10y/30y inverted! We are fucked!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53973641]

>>53973627
You sound like a bitch

[Anonymous No.53973644]

>>53973501
Any market that did hard QE obviously did. This has three consequences: 1, america has higher to go but others may not. 2, this is not sustainable. 3, real gains are far less than nominal.

[Anonymous No.53973645]

you already were short right anon

[Anonymous No.53973657]

>>53973603
I got margin on 2k. I put in 50k later to actually make use of it. No clue what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.53973658]

I'M GETTING

EVEN MORE

BULLISH

[Anonymous No.53973661]

>>53973641
Because I despise the disgusting freakshow that juvenile /b/tard shitposters are, okay.
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.53973670]

>>53973412
I would sell it all right now before it dips down to $80 again like last year. It might dump even lower than that if their earnings for Q12023 ends up being bad in April.

[Anonymous No.53973673]

Oooooooooooooooooh MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>do you feel it now Mr Krabs?

[Anonymous No.53973675]

>>53973627
You have not made a single correct post the entire thread, despite having 31 posts already. Did you forget your meds?

[Anonymous No.53973679]

>>53973629
Absolutely based.

[Anonymous No.53973682]

>>53973661
IT'S PUTIN'S PRICE HIKE, OKAY CHUD????

[Anonymous No.53973686]

>>53973485
Where is that guy that makes the anime maid girl graphs when you need him kek

[Anonymous No.53973692]

>>53973645
Only shitcos

Only CVNA SI SBNY

You?

[Anonymous No.53973704]

>>53973682
No, its the result of short sighted political decision by the democratic congress in conjunction with neo con republicans to line the pocket of their donators through public policy spending on a narrative about a better flu and the failed attempt to get more power

[Anonymous No.53973717]

>>53973554
Point is the same. Its the law of diminishing effects. I was making fun of them for thinking that raising rates is still some catastrophic thing that has never happened before that will crash the market in 2 more weeks at every fed meeting.

No one smart gives a fuck about that or the yield curve anymore. This is clearly uncharted territory given that the yield curve has gone so deep into the negative instead of it just being a quick dip, and retards analyzing what’s happening using the playbook of the post 2008 recovery are stupid and will lose their money. Even with higher rates there’s so much more liquidity to go around because of 2020 money printing, so not having access to cheap money after gorging on it for such a long time won’t kill you.

Normalniggers and Jewish firms talking about recession is all I need to know before inversing them. None of this technical bullshit matters anyway. Fuck all you suckers.

[Anonymous No.53973718]

>>53973704
Doesn’t look like it failed
They’re mandating yearly injections for children. The profits and power were taken.

[Anonymous No.53973721]

>>53973629
Honestly, I respect the hustle.

[Anonymous No.53973734]

299

[Anonymous No.53973750]

Ok, someone can bake now
Guys?
Anyone?

[Anonymous No.53973753]

>>53973717
all right, then we agree. Yield curves are just an expression of short time uncertainty
>>53973718
they failed, political actors have lost power to a degree that is worse for them than not getting elected or having some theoretical paper powers they don't have the capabilities to enforce after fucking up the coup; they are being ignored, their policies have no effects, we are living in a defacto Anarcho Tyranny where ignoring certain institutions and their laws doesn't result in any nameable repercussions

[Anonymous No.53973754]

>>53973750
baking

[Anonymous No.53973763]

>>53973482
VZ actually did pretty well today compared to S&P. Quite reassuring

[Anonymous No.53973780]

>>53973750
Thread limit is 310, why are you guys like this?

[Anonymous No.53973793]

recyclable
>>53972869
>>53972869
>>53972869

[Anonymous No.53973803]

>>53973793
But that thread touched me in the naughty spot.

[Anonymous No.53973876]

>>53973753
I’m not celebrating.

Half of the country believes the narrative. The rest are keeping their heads down.

[Anonymous No.53973888]

>>53973793
Wow it didn't get deleted despite being 150 posts early

[Anonymous No.53973911]

>>53973876
half isn't true anymore, its at best 30%, rather more like 10% are true believers

[Anonymous No.53973936]

>>53973876
Keeping their heads down? They literally had to revoke the vax mandate throughout the world after all the reactions and rioting. Just because its not the /pol/ boogeyman “billions will die” revolution they were fantasizing about doesn’t mean that nothing happened.

[Anonymous No.53973957]

>>53973670
There is a chance of an exit pump.

[Anonymous No.53974068]

>>53972995
This makes astonishing sense, that things such as this could and do occur.
>>53973004
Indeed...
>>53973412
I am curious as to why, what is your "AMZN story"?

[Anonymous No.53975501]

>>53973936
/thread.
Thank you for saying this, normie. Now, we can all drink tonight. Bwa hahaha ha ha ha ha haaa!