/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.53960335]

Sam Hyde is telling his paypiggy stream fans to stack cash now because a monumental crash is coming. Make of that what you will

https://youtu.be/L8zHzIZ8Oaw

[Anonymous No.53960361]

Because Saturn is moving into pieces ?

[Anonymous No.53960369]

>>53960335
>get financial advice from a comedian.
This could be an MDE episode.

[Anonymous No.53960371]

>>53960335
I see why he's a comedian

[Anonymous No.53960383]

>>53960369
this is not benjamin cowen

[Anonymous No.53960395]

bottom signal

[Anonymous No.53960397]

>>53960335
this try-hard faggot has never been right about anything

[Anonymous No.53960400]

Sam peaked when living at his moms house

[Anonymous No.53960416]

Why wouldn’t you buy assets if a fat crash is coming? Doesn’t that mean inflation is going to rape everything?

[Anonymous No.53960418]

>>53960335
Jewish sarcasm.

[Anonymous No.53960452]

remember when sam used to shill cathie wood and buying ark on Instagram

[Anonymous No.53960475]

I don't take advice from fat people.

[Anonymous No.53960512]

>>53960335
lol the zoomer thinks its the make it play

[Anonymous No.53960528]

>>53960383
Same stupid concept. Like that Tate guy who lectures people about slavery and mind control, while he's muslim. His journey to truth and freedom led him to islam. Fucking ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.53960559]

>>53960335
this faggot was shilling ARKG at $100 fuck him he doesnt know shit

[Anonymous No.53960631]

>>53960335
He's the definition of a midwit with a rich daddy and every opportunity shoved up his ass with a golden needle. He can't even into day trading, he's retarded

[Anonymous No.53960723]

>>53960631
source ?

[Anonymous No.53960727]

>>53960559
He also shilled eth at 800

[Anonymous No.53960834]

Do not take financial advice from this jamoke.

[Anonymous No.53960835]

>>53960528
tate is also a massive retard, so it's not really an apt comparison

[Anonymous No.53960869]

>>53960335
>stack cash
the most generic edgy financial advice

[Anonymous No.53960871]

>>53960475
>fat

[Anonymous No.53960883]

>>53960871
>roiding for this

[Anonymous No.53960942]

>>53960835
So is Sam. He's not particularly smart, he's a failed art stupid that realized 4chan is full of gullible retards.

[Anonymous No.53960973]

>>53960335
buy signal

[Anonymous No.53961036]

>>53960395
ye

[Anonymous No.53961191]

>>53960335
if you havent guessed sam hyde is doomer comedian.
his schtick is all doomer cope shit mixed with ironic big nosed businesses acumen.
he iterates constantly how he is a designer.
"graphic designers" are to artists as sophists are to philosophers. purely profit driven.
say all you want about design philosophy but the essential question that area of study tries to answer is
"if i put this on a t-shirt, will it sell?"

with the cycle of the market, people can say "theres going to be a huge crash" and be more correct than those millenial christian sects promising two more weeks till revelation.

[Anonymous No.53961242]

>>53960335
jet is always shilling silver on the house review streams it makes me want to blow my brains out whenever I hear that fat retard talk about anything

[Anonymous No.53961244]

>>53960335
He also put out a video shilling ARKK as a good long term investment at the literal picotop in January 2021

[Anonymous No.53961273]

>>53961242
jets cool leave him alone you big meanie!

[Anonymous No.53961330]

>>53961273
>vape cloud permeates the whole screen until it dissolves into a a pudgy slack jawed empty eyed visage
>ok nick i hate to interrupt you but we've got some chat reads
>mispronounces every single address and location
>anecdote that falls flat and ruins the momentum or tries to dish out some life advice despite being a sam hyde catamite

[Anonymous No.53961377]

>>53960416
Did no one listen to the video? He said not to sell any assets, don't trigger any taxable events, no swaps, but stack as much cash as you can from whatever income you have.

[Anonymous No.53961382]

>>53960335
the gentleman is correct.

[Anonymous No.53961399]

>>53960397
I have a friend that used to watch him and bought eth at $20 because he shilled it. The guy is worth $20M now.

[Anonymous No.53961427]

>>53961330
Nah, Jet is fine. He even jokes about not having the charisma of Sam or Nick when they go off stream. More normal than you'd expect someone employed by Sam to be.

[Anonymous No.53961430]

>>53961399
I have a friend who bought a dildo in 8th grade and now owns a desk filled with dildos. What a fag

[Anonymous No.53961514]

>>53961330
Oof.

[Anonymous No.53961525]

>>53961430
lmao i have 20 million dildos you plebs good luck wagedildoing

[Anonymous No.53961564]

>>53961330
>next chat read is from tommytubs69
>tommy asks "nick i just turned 23 and im making 75k doing auto detailing and ive got 100k saved up. should i buy a car or invest in a duplex?"

>wow dude 100k at 23? thats awesome man keep it up. stay away from the multifamily its not worth the hassle, my cousin did that for a while and wanted to kill himself.

[Anonymous No.53961572]

>stack cash
>banks close
>no money left

wtf man now what

[Anonymous No.53961609]

>>53961273
I like jet too

[Anonymous No.53961658]

>>53960335
He's also against day trading make of that what you will.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7HHyhXAKAQ

[Anonymous No.53961662]

>>53961273
>>53961609
>>53961427
jet allows you to self insert that maybe one day you too can go from being a loser /r9k/ tripfag to hanging out with your favorite epic youtube stepdad

[Anonymous No.53961705]

>>53961658
Well, he's not wrong. Half of the retards on this board would be richer if they just woke up & did nothing rather than day trading into oblivion.

He is saving most people from themselves.

[Anonymous No.53961725]

>>53960335
We all should do that to accelerate, it's a strong country and it will be easy to rebuild, just look at the Ohio tracks lol

[Anonymous No.53961748]

>>53961242
>jet is always shilling silver
Source on this?

[Anonymous No.53961767]

>>53961748
Uh oh, pmg retards have their new favorite mascot

[Anonymous No.53961871]

>>53961767
You know stacking cash and stacking silver imply two completely different things, right?

[Anonymous No.53961890]

>>53961871
one day you'll get to that price it was at for four hours 40 years ago once they stop suppressing the value

[Anonymous No.53961973]

i maxed out a dozen credit cards because of this faggot and now i have collections up my ass for the past 5 years

[Anonymous No.53962035]

>>53961973
AWW GEEZ

[Anonymous No.53962052]

>>53961609
>>53961662
Jet Jesterz in the muhfuggin building

[Anonymous No.53962270]

>>53960395
This buy calls

[Anonymous No.53962487]

>>53961609
Imagine how annoying a Bic podcast would be. You can tell he’s a rich kid faggot. Sam is funny and sometimes has good advice, but he’s also a rich kid faggot.

[Anonymous No.53962515]

So…stack cash or DCA?

[Anonymous No.53962532]

>>53960335
Sam Hyde gives advice that comes from his own struggle to make a living and become successful as a single man in his late 30's. He's trying to help himself as much as he's trying to help others.

He doesn't know shit about economics or finance. He's an artist and a comedian. Albeit a smart one.

[Anonymous No.53962537]

>>53960723
He talks about it in videos about his father.
Apperently he donated millions to get sam into Harvard and it wasn't enough.
His dad is loaded and he doesn't deny or hide coming from a well off family either.

[Anonymous No.53962559]

>>53960335
He's 100% correct.

[Anonymous No.53962593]

>>53960335
>Make of that what you will
A Jew is telling the goyim to NOT invest?
It's time to long everything.

[Anonymous No.53962867]

>>53961662
Uh no I'm actually 30 with kids and a career, so I'm not self inserting as a 22 year old who hangs out with sam. Just enjoying some YouTube at work.

[Anonymous No.53962873]

>>53962537
Lol that's not true. He just said his dad paid for art school (probably 80-100k).

[Anonymous No.53962898]

>>53962873
It absolutely is true, but embellished. His dad donated $200k to Yale, and Sam’s stupid ass still couldn’t get in.

[Anonymous No.53962903]

>>53962898
That's not how admissions work, I don't believe you.

[Anonymous No.53962917]

>>53962903
He said it himself in a video.

[Anonymous No.53962921]

>>53962903
It is like that, something like 50% of ivy students are legacy which means mommy and daddy have a lot of money, but you’d need to donate more than 200k, more like 2 million+ if your kid isn’t that smart. How else do you think those schools have like $50 billion endowments

[Anonymous No.53962926]

>>53962921
Shit I just looked it up and 2 million was enough back in the 90’s, more like 10 mil these days

[Anonymous No.53962943]

>>53960369
In all fairness he was telling people to go all in and debt max in crypto well before the bullrun so he has credibility

[Anonymous No.53963745]

>>53961572
Did you know you can keep the money in your house

[Anonymous No.53963970]

>>53962898
I've watch a lot of his podcasts and never heard him speak of Yale

[Anonymous No.53964004]

>>53960452
I fell for it. Still holding my bags.

[Anonymous No.53964033]

>>53960335
everyone on here completely blown the fuck out

ETH was $15 when he posted this, listen to him he's not as dumb as you think he is

[Anonymous No.53964064]

>>53960335
https://www.dextools.io/app/en/arbitrum/pair-explorer/0x36970fc0dc6f3e21C924997bdf4DF2a790dDF503? get your ass in here we are going to the fucking moon!

[Anonymous No.53964088]

I'll watch it and let you know what's going on

If there is a collapse why would USD matter already debunked what a moron

[Anonymous No.53964098]

>>53964033
now post the screenshot of Sam shilling ARKK at the very picotop of the last bull run you dumb paypiggy

[Anonymous No.53964115]

>>53964098
what is it about based sam hyde that makes people seethe so fucking hard?

[Anonymous No.53964137]

>>53960335
https://openbetai.io/ https://openbetai.io/ https://openbetai.io/ https://www.dextools.io/app/en/arbitrum/pair-explorer/0x36970fc0dc6f3e21C924997bdf4DF2a790dDF503? get your ass in here we are going to the fucking moon!

[Anonymous No.53964149]

>>53960335
why would you stack cash instead of gold?

[Anonymous No.53964170]

>>53964115
yeah bro Sam is so le based! buy ARKK at the very top and then after that buy his instantly dumped Mondo Megabits NFT so he can buy himself a yet another middle age crisis Porsche bro! so based!

[Anonymous No.53964210]

>>53961705
kek i learnt this the hard way bought like 5000 link and day traded it down to 800 in 2017

[Anonymous No.53964214]

>>53964033
yeah he got rich on crypto

[Anonymous No.53964271]

>>53960335
https://openbetai.io/

[Anonymous No.53964402]

My daughter is dating a douche-bag I don't know where I messed up, I thought I taught her well on what to look for in a man. The guy just showed up at my house and starting rambling on about how DCAing 30 dollars in 4 months into OpenBetAI helped him understand finance and geopolitics. I told him he was completely oblivious about being in a ponzi, this only unchained what I believed to be a cocaine induced speech saying that OpenBetAI was going to be the next Bitcoin and he was going to moon while buying lambos for his friends because he was no Bitch-ass paperhands I'm a bank executive, so you can only imagine what a nightmare this is for me. Don't know what the point of this post is, is not like my daughter is going to stop dating that idiot anyways. I'm scared about my daughter's future.................https://openbetai.com

[Anonymous No.53964523]

>>53964271
the claim your free 100 usdo on the homepage doesn't do anything and im not betting without free money

[Anonymous No.53964619]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand OpenBetAI token. Its future applications are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of computing and economics most of its possible functions will go over a typical investor’s head. There’s also PD’s free market outlook, which is deftly woven into his creation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Robert Malthus, for instance.The shills understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this coin, to realise that it is not just speculation - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike OpenBetAI token truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the brilliance in PD’s brilliant programming method. Blockchain, which itself is a cryptic reference to Haber and Stornetta's Merkle trees. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those constipated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as our lord and savior's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a OpenBetAI token tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid................https://openbetai.io

[Anonymous No.53964653]

>>53960335
>see what happens with that pending collapse
>stack USD
>make it play
t h e b o t t o m i s i n

[Anonymous No.53964696]

>>53960835
isnt it though? every time sam gets an opportunity in life he burns the bridge for no benefit-- you have to be pretty retarded to fuck up as hard as him

[Anonymous No.53964758]

>>53960335
Hmmm bunch of seething Jews in this thread. This will scare them away.

https://youtu.be/C8cmhkIM3hY

[Anonymous No.53964950]

>>53960335
The majority of people and even MSM have been saying the same thing for over half a year now. I like Sam and MDE a lot but being a doomer has been the normalfag position for quite a while now. (doesn't mean it's wrong btw, just saying)

[Anonymous No.53964962]

>>53960335
>Make of that what you will
I will make fun of him and everyone who listens to him. Actual retard lmao

[Anonymous No.53965090]

Sam's advice is a really mixed bag, I've liked some of the things he's said but he also talks a lot of half truths and tends to project his insecurities.

For example, I dislike it when he says that all doors are closed to you when you reach 30.
It's true in the sense that you are unlikely to become proficient at something complex at that age, but I know it's bullshit because I have many friends who have taken up a trade in their thirties and some who have completed a university courses and successfully turned their lives around.

If I had heard that back when I was in my late twenties/early thirties, it would not have been helpful at all and I think it's really unhelpful to go around saying that when there's little doubt that a sizeable chunk of his audience are these late twenties, early thirties losers.

[Anonymous No.53965153]

>>53965090
It doesnt really make sense either he's late thirties and is just now becoming arguably the most popular and mainstream he has ever been

[Anonymous No.53965173]

Over time everyone is right 50% & wrong 50% it's like a coin toss. You just need to make 60 when you win and lose 40 when you actually lose.

Sam is no different, being right in the past doesn't mean shit. However he is not THAT dumb because with his advices you could be a rich neet right now.

[Anonymous No.53965244]

>>53965090
Saying it's over at 30 only makes sense if you expect to become world class at anything starting from scratch at that age. But learning a new trade, craft or skill to be good enough to make money can be done at virtually any age. Hyde says the 30 thing because he knows he's over the hill himself. He's coping. Culture jobs (music, art etc.) tend to be a thing you peak in your 20s/early 30s doing and then become irrelevant. He's desperately trying to cling on.

[Anonymous No.53965251]

Samuel Hyde is downstream of me. I do shit before it occurs to him that it is a thing that is even possible. He should stick to comedy.

[Anonymous No.53965268]

>>53965090
>>53965153
He kind of walked it back and said for people who have just been watching TV and smoking it's over, if you have interests and hobbies and skills you can turn them into anything. He just said if you have done nothing at all then there is little hope.

[Anonymous No.53965306]

>>53965173
>However he is not THAT dumb because with his advices you could be a rich neet right now.
He was only able to make manoeuvres like *allegedly taking out a 250k loan to buy BTC* because the financial safety net provided by his upper middle class upbringing gave him high risk tolerance.
If a neet from 4chan took out a huge loan to buy BTC, they'd be fucked if things didn't work out in the end.

In all honesty fellas, his crypto advice wasn't that amazing. Many people had the same hunch as him but were just in less of a position to act on it.

*The 250k figure is most likely an embellishment, I have noticed that he tends to exaggerate things when it comes to money.

[Anonymous No.53965321]

>>53964758
How can you not take one look at Samuel and immediately tell that he is of Hebrew phenotype?

[Anonymous No.53965323]

>>53965090
hes talking about building a skill and becoming great at it. It takes about 15years before you can get good at something. If you start later in life its much harder because by the time you are good you are already one foot in the grave

[Anonymous No.53965328]

>>53965306
>Many people had the same hunch as him but were just in less of a position to act on it.
Yep. Only reason I did it back in 2018 was I finally lost my bitch-ass girlfriend who held me back. It doesn't take a genius to realize in a QE environment the thing to do is borrow and buy scarce assets -- Michael Saylor isn't that bright of a dude because he didn't see Bitcoin for what it was early on. That in itself shows you that he's not that bright. But times are different in high interest rate environments.

[Anonymous No.53965336]

>>53965306
his pay pigs kept telling him to do it

[Anonymous No.53965434]

>>53965090
t bee h Nick's commentary is also a mixed bag

[Anonymous No.53965477]

>>53961242
>>53961273
jet is a ugly fat faggot with a bitch soft voice. that entire zoomzoom crew is cancer

[Anonymous No.53965587]

>>53960335
Nick gives better financial advice and has better life experience. Sam is more of a juicehead bully with occasionally smart ideas.

[Anonymous No.53966094]

>>53965321

Sam Hyde is as goyish as it gets. However, I don't even have to see your phenotype to know what you are, Shloymer.

[Anonymous No.53966333]

>>53965268
>He just said if you have done nothing at all then there is little hope.

Still not true and that's the last thing people like that need to hear from some e celebrity that they admire.
I understand that he's trying to discourage younger guys from following that path but he doesn't have lie. Instead he could have just said that your capacity to learn things diminishes greatly in your thirties so don't just assume you can go back and do things later on.

[Anonymous No.53966362]

>>53962943
no, he does not have credibility
also, he's not funny

[Anonymous No.53968999]

>>53962943
t. ranny

[Anonymous No.53969045]

>>53960369
Dont sell any assets just hold and wait... I see no issues with this very sane advice. Between Sams realist and high IQ suggestions and Nick brutally honest info for home ownership MDE is probably the best advice one can get to navigate the current zeitgeist. Laughs included.

[Anonymous No.53969134]

>>53966333
>Some guy that spent the entirety of his 20s smoking weed and chilling in his mom's basement can wake up one day at 30 years old and just suddenly decide he's going to learn programming, sales, a trade, etc
If a team of people kidnapped him, put him in a new environment and held a gun to his head and helped train him then yeah sure it's probably technically possible but in a "real world" sense, that guy is finished and is not going to compete as well, possibly he can scrape by but it's almost guaranteed he won't excel at anything

[Anonymous No.53969196]

>>53969134
>Some guy that spent the entirety of his 20s smoking weed
Sammy boy never smoked weed. Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.53969259]

>>53966094
pitiful cope
he looks more jewish than most jews

[Anonymous No.53969279]

>>53969196
I didn't say he did, I'm arguing for Sam's point that people over the age of 30 that haven't done anything are 99.999% likely to never accomplish anything remarkable

[Anonymous No.53969314]

>>53960335
thanks for making me bullish

[Anonymous No.53969361]

>>53961191
Didn't like half the board here make it off some nft shit he dropped?

[Anonymous No.53969606]

>>53969134
No he is not finished, but his potential is much lower than if he had done the right thing to begin with.
He can still become proficient enough in a skill to have a career though, but when you have spent your entire formative years living like a slob it's difficult to change your ways without something traumatic happening to you.

[Anonymous No.53969632]

>crash is coming
>save by holding an ever depreciating asset

lol.lmfao

[Anonymous No.53969679]

the only people who are truly hopeless are those who watch sam hyde videos and take him seriously

[Anonymous No.53969688]

>>53969632
>muh inflation means you shouldn't hold cash
this is retarded and you will probably lose 90% of your wealth "investing" in scams/shitty projects trying to beat inflation

[Anonymous No.53969704]

>>53969679
I bought a freestyle because of him, been a great car and saved my ass from getting killed being hit at 70mph at a dead stop.

[Anonymous No.53969793]

Does nobody here remember when Sam Hyde learned about Chainlink, and got really fucking indignant about it?

The timeline goes something like this: June 25th, 2019, Sam Hyde tweets this after his fans were hyping Chainlink on his timeline.

[Anonymous No.53969826]

>>53969793
The same day, I think, he posts this twitlonger. Paragraphs of inexplicably angry and confused FUD talking points, which /biz/ and his replies all tore into.

[Anonymous No.53969876]

>>53969793
>>53969826
don't forget Sammy boy shilling ARKK at the very top

[Anonymous No.53969894]

>>53969826
Then, June 28, three days later, Chainlink is listed on Coinbase. And Sam Hyde posts this.

And through that summer, Chainlink kept creeping into his Gumroad videos. He talked shit about it to Kantbot and then to Nick, getting Nick to back him up that the whole concept is untenable:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ckZ_RhrfMI

I don't know why he took the whole so personally, but he did.

[Anonymous No.53970027]

>>53962898
can confirm it's Yale I think he said it in one of the later HydeWars or something

[Anonymous No.53970114]

>>53960335
why were you
ever
taking financial advice
from entertainers

[Anonymous No.53970232]

>>53969894
>I don't know why he took the whole so personally, but he did.
because he knew about it, was spammed about it, and he missed it, simple as

[Anonymous No.53970250]

>>53966094
>goyish
anyone who has followed mde from the black country days knows that sam is jewish.
post 2014 retards who think it started with a ted talk and believe sam is ridiculing jews

fucking morons

[Anonymous No.53970382]

>>53965323
did ur mom drop u on ur head

[Anonymous No.53970412]

>>53970250
Of course he's jewish I mean have you seen his face?

[Anonymous No.53970413]

>>53969826
what im getting from that is he is a dumbass

[Anonymous No.53970428]

>>53970250
All internet personalities are jewish or goy slaves, you don't get fame/movement without being a nigger, jew or goyboy.

[Anonymous No.53970522]

>>53970428
what's funny is that they think he's got a jewish community magazine as a comedy prop or something. No retard, his mom subscribes to them.

[Anonymous No.53970724]

>>53960335
>Sam Hyde

FAT FUCKIN RETARD

[Anonymous No.53970756]

>>53970724
tranny H3 listener.

[Anonymous No.53970769]

>>53960335
>holding cash
>during a crash
Dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.53971127]

>>53962487
It's funny that Sam defended Bic on the podcast and then immediately replaced him with Nick and Jet

[Anonymous No.53971449]

>>53970413
He raises valid points, would you like to refute any of them? Even one?

[Anonymous No.53971676]

>>53971449
his point was "woow, it's like, too complicated for me man"

[Anonymous No.53971897]

>>53962559
holy shit guise, Yk0d3ApC said he's 100% correct :OO

[Anonymous No.53971935]

>>53969793
>>53969826
>>53969894
Jesus, get a life you fucking loser. Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.53971961]

>>53971676
There's a numbered list at the end.

[Anonymous No.53972261]

>>53960369
he's also an official MENSA member

[Anonymous No.53972514]

>>53966362
He is funny but is not a financial advisor

[Anonymous No.53972645]

>>53969688
>you will probably lose 90% of your wealth "investing" in scams/shitty projects trying to beat inflation
projecting much?

[Anonymous No.53972712]

>>53960335
i never realized till this thread how many people apparently have sam hyde derangement syndome...is there large crossover between hassan piker twitch viewers and biz? the weirdest thing is he's completely right, so the people seething at him itt are also economically illiterate. how did they even end up on this board?

[Anonymous No.53972789]

>>53969793
he actually recommends link now alongside btc and eth

[Anonymous No.53972823]

>>53969826
literally says
>hmu with info for real. no negative vibes intended here
and people still get mad because they themselves cant explain anything in a concise and useful way. chainlink niggas are their own worst enemies

[Anonymous No.53972974]

>>53963970
https://youtu.be/QlxfH_Cn27M
9:50, you stupid whore

[Anonymous No.53973021]

>>53960335
Two More Weeks just like Peter Schiff is predicting

[Anonymous No.53973141]

>>53969826
>lightning net is real beautiful
what a retard

[Anonymous No.53973356]

>>53964210
I would have killed myself

[Anonymous No.53973513]

>>53972712
Bro I just love the skits.

>They call me Peanut Arbuckle

[Anonymous No.53973699]

>>53961973
>owes thousands of $$$
>surprised people will hound your ass to get it back
You're a fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.53973852]

>>53972712
Same phenomenon with Andrew Tate. I'm indifferent towards hom as I assume most rational people are, but the trannies on this board and others seem to have a consuming hatred for him. It's almost as if encountering anyone masculine makes these people uncomfortable about their shortcomings and inferiority.

[Anonymous No.53974396]

>>53966094
>tfw when you're such a goy that you look like a cartoon jew

[Anonymous No.53974415]

>>53960452
He also told his followers to sell chainlink and buy lisk in 2018. Wonder how many roped

[Anonymous No.53974426]

>>53974415
yeah i dont watch this guy but i guarantee for every right thing he said he said 10 wrong things
fuckin simps cherry pickin shit

[Anonymous No.53975262]

>>53962903
>That's not how admissions work, I don't believe you.
That's because you're poor, that's how the rich world works. Even if you're kid is a fuck up, you make sure he isn't. You buy their way to success.

[Anonymous No.53975266]

>>53969134
McDonalds was started by 52 year old milkshake salesman after the WW2 paradigm shift. History has shown that the much lower bar you're setting is more than doable.

Also Sam was like what 28 making videos from his mom's basement with his phone? There's projection in what he's saying. The only area I agree here is that it's over if the environment remains restrictive and/or disruptive/unhealthy, barriers to entry are artificially higher, you're playing a hyper competitive goy cattle game in oversaturated markets, or you're stuck in tech feedback loop junkie mode that our brains can't really handle.

[Anonymous No.53975481]

>>53960400
Dubs reveal truth

[Anonymous No.53976114]

> suddenly decide he's going to learn programming

heh, once you realize what a computer does then programming becomes easy.

Interestingly it's always the scammers who find things "hard" to do in life. I wonder why that is.

[Anonymous No.53976153]

>>53975266
>52 year old milkshake salesman
An experienced salesman of food products transitioning to a restaurant owner makes sense you fucking retard, that's not comparable to what I was talking about

[Anonymous No.53976185]

>>53966362
>t. Hasan

[Anonymous No.53976196]

>>53961973
Go to a debt servicing company and have them negotiate for you, or do it yourself when they sell your truant debt to collectors. Negotiate it down to half of what you owe. Do you tank your credit score for a few years? Yes. Do you save tens of thousands of dollars in (((interest))) while effectively stealing thousands of dollars from banks and credit companies? Also, yes.

>t. currently in the process as I have no hope of gaining enough capital in the next few years to even remotely put a down payment on a house

[Anonymous No.53977396]

>>53964214
Crypto is still going to make a lot of users a fortune in the next bull cycle bizfag. I have eyes on low caps like Hero, Ride and Senate for this purpose

[Anonymous No.53977507]

>>53960369
He is so dumb, it actually loops back around and makes him smart. This is the most concerning crypto news in spite of all of the boboposting that goes on in this website.

[Anonymous No.53977660]

>>53961564
What's wrong with this advice?

[Anonymous No.53977681]

Sam Hyde's advice is complete dogshit.

Boomer tier advice, plus he was shilling crypto at the peak. Now he's saying to stack cash at the bottom.

If you listened to Sam Hyde, you would be bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.53978084]

>>53961273
He's kinda a scumbag for fucking over Brandon Buckingham for rent though. Freeloading is nigger behavior.

[Anonymous No.53978118]

>>53971127
I thought Nick and Sam went way back further than Bic

[Anonymous No.53978307]

>>53976153
Nein. Read up on your McDonalds lore (btw it was milkshake machines of you want to get specific)

[Anonymous No.53978328]

For example, lets just say that I theoretically put $4000 into crypto, watched it quadruple and now I theoretically had $16k in crypto. Now lets imagine that I theoretically put half of that so $8000 into this funny haha gambling coin called OpenBetAI or something in August 2023 and just forgot about it cause it's funny to put a lot of money into degenerate industries. But theoretically lets say that it turned to $8 billion in a bit over a year and now I want to cash out and move it to my bank account. How would I theoretically go on about this safely if I theoretically had this much money in crypto, in theory of course.......https://openbetai.io

[Anonymous No.53978744]

>>53977681
If you listened to his advice you would have bought a shitload of eth for $20.

[Anonymous No.53978825]

>>53978744
he made a bad call there. his joke is to always give you bad financial advice. he really fucked up with ETH.

[Anonymous No.53978982]

>>53960369
We already have comedians ruling countries Chud, get with the times. Why couldn't they give financial advice.

[Anonymous No.53979812]

>>53960942
Tate is an actual 1/2 nigger with 80iq

[Anonymous No.53979831]

>>53979812
tate is a retard imitating a character he saw on TV

[Anonymous No.53979845]

>>53979831
tucker max for zoomers + political theater to keep them gay and submissive

[Anonymous No.53980458]

>>53961973
>he actually fell for this joke
braindead retard

[Anonymous No.53980487]

>>53976153
no it doesn't. there are a million rich boomers that piss away their retirement in a bar or restaurant because they thought their sector specific skills would carry over into running it

[Anonymous No.53981207]

>>53965090
That same advice for a dude in his early twenties to late teens, however, can be extremely sobering

[Anonymous No.53981864]

>taking financial advice from Sam Hyde
Don't be retarded. Sam is a comedian whose entire business model revolves around MDE's cult of personality. He isn't a financial guru. His financial advice is only worthwhile when it comes from mistakes he's made over the years. I.e.: here's what NOT to do, not specific advice on what you should do.

Nick is clearly more business savvy, but take some of his advice with a grain of salt too. If he tells you to gut your entire home and shell out $200k in renovations because he doesn't like the interior design choices you or the past owner made, ignore that shit. And don't buy $5k rugs as if you're a nigger-brained retard who spends half his salary on new Nike's or whatever. Nick is pretty spot on about cars, specifically used car advice.

[Anonymous No.53981983]

>>53962943
and to buy chainlink early (actually early)

[Anonymous No.53982178]

>>53965090
It's partially cope and projection as he's approaching 40 and just now finding a lucrative footing in the world again in an entertainment niche that is absolutely designed for young people. You can learn a trade at 60. It will be harder, your body won't work like it used to, but people do it all the time. My mom became a teacher in her late 40's and retired as an admin with full pension and all that good stuff. It's never too late to do something else. If you're posting on 4chins, you're a year of studying and earning certs away from a 6 fig cyber security job at all times.

I love Sam, Nick, and the rest of the boys, but their advice is really hit or miss. Especially financial advice. Sure, you should work hard and stack cash. But also keep in mind Sam was saying you should be living like a Laotian bug farmer and throwing all your money into ARK funds just before they peaked and blew up.

[Anonymous No.53984622]

>>53982178
>you're a year of studying and earning certs away from a 6 fig cyber security job at all times.
Spoonfeed me please. What's the fastest way to a remote cybersecurity job? I don't even need six figures if I can go digital nomad.

[Anonymous No.53985153]

>>53984622
The assumption is that you're already somewhat computer savvy if you're here. Assuming that is true, look into certs from CompTIA. A+, Network+, Security+ specifically. I know a guy who went from working retail to working for the DoD with nothing but a Security+ cert. Some firms will even hire you on and run you through the certs during your first 6 months if you're not a total retard. It's one of those fields you can succeed at without any college or anything. Being autistic is also fine cause most people working in IT or cybersec are spergs. They're used to it.

[Anonymous No.53985271]

>>53985153
Thanks. I'm 40 and I work a dead state government job. I use a computer but I don't know coding or IT really.

>Some firms will even hire you on and run you through the certs during your first 6 months if you're not a total retard
Really, they'd hire me if I wasn't qualified for anything? You mentioned DOD. Would being an ex-zogbot help?

[Anonymous No.53985314]

>>53964033
wow he got lucky offloading a worthless asset to other retards at a higher price

[Anonymous No.53985414]

>>53960335
financial doomers have been calling for this collapse for 10+ years now.

[Anonymous No.53985454]

>>53985271
Well look over some A+ practice tests or something to gauge where you're at. A+ is the gold standard to get past 95-IQ HR roasties when applying for IT jobs if that's your starting point before moving into sec.

I know a guy who runs a sec firm in New Mexico who would run interns through certs. If after 6 months they weren't progressing, they'd need to find another job. Not every place is going to do that, but there are lots of opportunities. Another path is AWS certs. My brother is a big brain software engineer and he's always telling me that's what I should be chasing. Huge demand, huge money. Get those cloud certs and get paid.

[Anonymous No.53985664]

>>53960416
How much cash do you have if you had $60k in november 2021? How much do you have if you had 60k worth of BTC in november 2021 and never sold?

[Anonymous No.53985900]

>>53985414
they've been crying collapse since 2008

[Anonymous No.53985979]

>>53985900
Listen to Bill Cooper in an "Hour Of The Time" episode talking about this in the early 90's. Sounds like he's alive today. The sky has been falling our entire lives.

[Anonymous No.53986498]

>>53985454
Thanks for the tips, I just tried an A+ test and got 63% with no studying. Could be better, not the worst I think. Struggled with display information/things I haven't learned through osmosis being online. It's really doable for a sperg with no refined skills?

[Anonymous No.53986504]

>>53965090
>For example, I dislike it when he says that all doors are closed to you when you reach 30.
the doors aren't actually closed, but mathematically it is far better for you to commit to one thing or a handful of things after that age. read the book algorithms for life

[Anonymous No.53986623]

>>53986498
The pool of knowledge to pass the A+ is very wide but shallow. Wording on questions can be intentionally tricky, too. I unironically recommend the CompTIA subreddit if you wanna look more into that kinda stuff. With those certs you can outline a clear career path. Will take some studying for sure, but if you hate your job it's definitely one of the more accessible things for older people with a foundation of computer knowledge. Zoomers aren't carrying the torch with PC knowledge. They know everything about phones, but all the zoomers I've had work for me in a role that required desktop use were as clueless as boomers.

[Anonymous No.53987247]

>>53986623
I got 12 out of 25, just now or 65% of total marks without even trying on a practice. I can get a job with just an A+ cert? I thought it would be coding rather than hardware. I'm guessing they have some way of making sure I'm not googling answers? All I want to do is make enough to digital nomad in Mexico or Thailand. I don't need to be Elon's pet IT guy at Twitter.

[Anonymous No.53987302]

its OVER bros

[Anonymous No.53987320]

>>53987247
A+ can get you into IT for sure, but not cybersec unless you get hired by some real desperate morons. You won't have the knowledge for a sec job with just an A+. You might be able to even get a job in IT without it. Try applying at entry level help desk positions and see if anyone will give you a chance. The more certs you have the more money you're worth.

[Anonymous No.53987777]

>>53965153
He's been working on it it since he was in his 20s, if he decided after doing jack sick for ten years, turned 30 and was them like "yeah, I wanna be a famous comedian", it wouldn't have worked out.

[Anonymous No.53987828]

>>53960335
>not selling his bitcoin

[Anonymous No.53987904]

if you take sam seriously, you are the punchline of his entire joke.

[Anonymous No.53987940]

>>53973852
Tate is a retard he said a couple of based things but that's it he's just a closeted homo who loves getting attention from men online. He's not particularly funny or entertaining I don't get how he got popular kek

[Anonymous No.53987943]

>>53965090
>when there's little doubt that a sizeable chunk of his audience are these late twenties, early thirties
Low IQ don't seem to understand that a part of his whole thing is doing Walmart MKULTRA on his own audience to tear them down and then bring them back up. It's how you control people and get people to worship you, almost like a cult leader, connect the dots. Also, that advice is true if you want to be a world class pianist, chess player or savant level programmer, but if you want to turn your life around financially and/or get a decent paying job, it's almost never too late, but having that mentality in itself is dangerous as fuck and will make you complacent and go nowhere fast.

Look at Patrice O'Neal, that faggot couldn't stop eating donuts to save his LITERAL fucking life. And he too said the same shit. If you truly believe it's "too" late to change your ways or have to ask yourself that question, then it IS too late. It's hardcore cope for lazy people.

[Anonymous No.53988037]

>>53965090
>it's bullshit because I have many friends who have taken up a trade in their thirties and some who have completed a university courses and successfully turned their lives around.
Yeah people who say that stuff are retarded at may be harder due to having less free time and responsibilities but it's definitely doable when I was at university there were a bunch of people there who were like 40 years old. If anything they may cope with learning better since they're going to be more rugged from dealing with stressful jobs and other bullshit and will be better at dealing with it instead of just dropping out

[Anonymous No.53989108]

>>53971961
>2.
>why doesn't a private enterprise fork a crypto network lmao
seriously? does he know the point of them are?

[Anonymous No.53989295]

>>53961430
My dad bought me a house when I was 8 and it didn't have any dildos or ETH in it

[Anonymous No.53989652]

>>53980458
it's not a joke man he just gave me awful financial advice. you're coping

[Anonymous No.53989672]

>>53981864
>If he tells you to gut your entire home and shell out $200k in renovations because he doesn't like the interior design choices you or the past owner made, ignore that shit.
kek, I've laughed too at how he totally exaggerates the cost of most interior work

[Anonymous No.53989922]

>>53989672
>Talking about how something is overpriced
>ID is JEW
lmao

[Anonymous No.53991618]

>>53961430
i'm just not gay enough to buy sex paraphernalia

[Anonymous No.53991640]

>>53962943
He was also telling people to get rural realestate which has done far better than urban since covid. He also told people he was selling chainlink at $40. It was a post-ironic joke but he still said it. He's a free mason.

[Anonymous No.53991712]

>>53989652
Why don’t you just do the “aww, jeez dude, I broke my leg and now I can’t work” bit?

[Anonymous No.53991726]

>>53960335
Literal November 2021 top he was telling people to go all in and “learn” crypto markets through normie youtuber shit like Pomp,Real Vision, Bankless. I shit you not.

Ultimate countersignal

[Anonymous No.53991731]

>>53960416
Were you just in a coma for all of last year or what

[Anonymous No.53991738]

>>53991726
I'm excited for the pump

[Anonymous No.53991743]

>>53974415
I believe it but too good to be true, do you have a screenshot

[Anonymous No.53992392]

>bro, you're over 30! just give up! It's impossible to learn anything now

what the fuck was sam's problem?

[Anonymous No.53992470]

>>53992392
he's not telling you to give up, you are a lost cause and unworthy of ANY advice, positive or negative.

He's educating his nazi fan movement about the urgent need to kill these 30 year old nothings before they start selling drugs to children. They cannot be reformed so they must be killed, it's that simple!

[Anonymous No.53993292]

>>53960335
>just keep everything in cash right before inflation is about to go even higher lmao

[Anonymous No.53994380]

>>53963745
Did you know your house can burn down?

[Anonymous No.53995961]

>>53960400
His vertical vids are unmatched to this day

[Anonymous No.53995994]

>>53995961
how did he achieve such levels of kino?

[Anonymous No.53996097]

>>53987943
>a part of his whole thing is doing Walmart MKULTRA
I will never stop coming here because of posts like this

[Anonymous No.53996118]

>>53960335
Many say it's a bottom signal, but what if he is right?
I think I'll keep holding majority of my pf as stables on SpooFi for yield instead of being too exposed to the volatile market

[Anonymous No.53996182]

>>53969134
this is pure delusion, and hugely overestimates the level of competence in the general workforce. Not only do we have massive shortages of workers because of an aging population, this is especially true for prime age working MEN, and how many of those men are fat, lazy, gay, or otherwise mentally/spiritually handicapped? A fit guy with an iq over 108 very well can do nothing until he is 35 and then go get a fine job with no issue, is that what people *should* do? No, but that doesn't mean that they can't or aren't. Not sure what side of the age spectrum you're coping from or why, but either way - it is coping.

By the way, a guy who wakes up at 30 and realizes he wants to make something of his life after fucking around shouldn't be considering tech unless they have an existing hobby/niche interest for it, because they'll do just as well in skilled labor and be able to write their ticket pretty much anywhere, without competing with jeets, women and a.i. - the desire for a desk job is bred from the loins of an already lazy, computer-addicted goybrain. If you're in your late twenties/thirties and want to start "winning", it has never been easier because the workforce is suffocating for men willing to do work whose skill ceiling isn't inhibited by not speaking English or being a foreigner, rich old people will automatically pay you twice as much for being white and women are sick of faggot desk jockey's and fuckboys. FUD yourself into irrelevancy if you want but the market is ripe for any guy with the courage to man up, otherwise you're content with being an invalid.

The NEET supremacy thing is a giant psyop and a lot of you obviously fell for it, and it isn't just that you have no work experience or skills, you have no experience in general - no adventure, no mishaps or victories, just shrimped out at a computer desk getting mindfucked by glowy memes and faggot loserthink on 4chan

[Anonymous No.53996195]

>>53977660
>ID: DuJ+1JEW
Aaaaaaaaaand another one

[Anonymous No.53996572]

>>53960335
like this fucking clown knows anything more than the average /biz/tard about finance.

[Anonymous No.53996645]

>>53996118
Its recent marge with Arbitrum was a nice move, because now we have its several yield strategies on multichain