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53950959 No.53950959 [Reply] [Original]

Help me practice talking to women. I'll be the guy, you say what you think an average woman would say back.

Hey. What's up cutie?

>> No.53950968

Heyyyyy (: nm hbu?

>> No.53950969

Ew no.

>> No.53950971

Get lost, loser. Chads only.

>> No.53950975

>>53950971
Your loss.

>>53950969
Sucks to be you. Hah.

>>53950968
Just chillin, might play some league of legends here soon. You?

>> No.53950982

>>53950975
niceeee and just laying down in bed watching TV

>> No.53950983

>>53950975
I’m calling the cops. You’re harassing me. Have fun in jail.

>> No.53950992

>>53950982
Awesome. Do you want to hangout tonight? I miss you.

>> No.53950997

>>53950959
Get the fuck away from me. Loser.

>> No.53951004

>>53950983
I recorded this whole encounter. Now you'll be going to jail instead, whore.

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>>53950959
ew you're under 6 feet? GET AWAY CREEP

>> No.53951008
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>>53951004

>> No.53951011

>>53950997
You'll settle for a guy worse than me in 10 years or less once your hotdog hallway turns into a sports arena.

>> No.53951012

>>53950992
hmmmm maybe
What did you have in mind?

>> No.53951016

OP, please watch this video so you dont end up looking like a weirdo:
https://youtu.be/kNCwBGe9FfM

>> No.53951020

>>53951012
Idk maybe watch a movie and fool around. Are you into that?

>> No.53951029

>>53950959
I have a boyfriend

>> No.53951032

>>53951020
I mean yeah I’m down but last time we chilled you said you were nervous because I was trans. Are you sure you actually want to mess around this time?

>> No.53951035

>>53951029
I know you do. You're talking to him right now. Wanna fuck tonight?

>> No.53951041
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>>53951032
Do you own rope by any chance? I can pick some up if you don't.

>> No.53951049

>>53951032
KEK
Gottem

>> No.53951051

>>53951016
1 min 20 second in and I'm cringing so hard at this silly egotistical fool
I don't think he has any advice to offer me

>> No.53951061

>>53951041
Why are you being so mean? You’re the one who knew I was trans and said you wanna mess around. You’re the one who keeps sending me pics of your dick(which I like btw) and asking if I want to suck it. You’re giving me mixed signals. Do you want head or no?

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>>53951032

>> No.53951078

>>53951061
Do I want head? Yes I want head. I want your head fitted firmly into a noose.

>> No.53951601

>>53950959
W-what? *Inspects your face to see if you're Chad material. (You're not and she feels offended because you debased her and her sexual market value by initiating conversation with her thinking you ever got a chance. She resents you for that at unspeakable levels because you made her feel ugly/fat/old if a beta can nonchalantly initiates conversation )
-heeelllpppppp! Please!

>> No.53951619

>>53950959
Hee hee...do you think I'm cute, or sexy?

>> No.53951630

>>53950975
>might play some league of legends
Is this something that people actually say?

>> No.53951633

>>53950959
Good lord what’s with all these threads who the fuck invited all the horny faggots to biz tonight?

>> No.53951707

>>53951633
>horny
nigger, what?

>> No.53952358

show me your dick