made my boss cry today

[Anonymous No.53939800]

[Anonymous No.53940421]

>>53939800
How's the job search going?

[Anonymous No.53940425]

>>53939800
Why would you do that to your mom?

[Anonymous No.53940686]

>>53939800
unfathomably checked and based.

[Anonymous No.53940766]

>>53939800
>>53940686
good that boomer deserved it!

[Anonymous No.53941062]

Funny and cool, what's the story?

[Anonymous No.53941081]

>>53941062
Op made his boss regret hiring him

[Anonymous No.53943213]

I was only 69 years old. I loved Red Rabbit so much, I downloaded all the videos and memes. I'd pray to Red Rabbit every night before I go to bed, thanking for the honor I've been given. Red Rabbit is love, I would say, Red Rabbit is life. My mom’s boyfriend hears me and calls me a neet. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Red Rabbit. I called him a nocarroter. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Red Rabbit. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, Think Bigger. He grabs me with his powerful dev hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I open my metamask wallet for Red Rabbit. He inputs the RR contract and tells me to sell my Chainlink (TICKER: LINK). It hurts so much, but I do it for Red Rabbit. I can see the green line go up as my eyes start to water. I push the button and sell the rest of my link from other wallets. I want to please Red Rabbit. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my portfolio with his love. My mom’s boyfriend walks in. Red Rabbit looks him straight in the eye, and says, Red Rabbit Keeps Pumping. Red Rabbit leaves through my window. Red Rabbit is love. Red Rabbit is life.