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>the practice gf said she's falling in love with me

>> No.53929942

>>53929840
What color is her penis?

>> No.53930320

>>53929840
I ate 10 eggs in a massive baguette earlier, now I can't stop farting and my entire house stinks of egg.
It's over.

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>>53929840
NO I DIDN'T!!

>> No.53930400

>>53929840
This is important anon, how fat is she?

>> No.53930420

>>53930400
She is larger than she once was
And slimmer than she'll be
that's not unusual

>> No.53930421

>>53929840
Break it off before she gets too attached lmao you don't see yourself with her in 5 years anyway so why are you sweating it buster

>> No.53930435

Put a baby in her. You are on this planet to reproduce and it feels good.

>> No.53930451

>>53930421
Anon.
How can one carelessly cast a poor damsel who confessed to love to the bottom of the pit? This job requires tact.

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>>53929840
TAKE IT, IT'S YOURS

>> No.53930467

>>53930451
tact is a lot less important than not wasting her time. sometimes you have to be tactless in order to remove all of her misguided hope. when they're in love they WILL misinterpret tactful consideration as a sign of unconfessed reciprocity.

>> No.53930523

>>53929840
have you tried sending her esoteric and offensive memes? I have a very high success rate with this strategy. the key is to make them think breaking up was their idea

>> No.53930555

>>53929840
Cry in front of her

>> No.53930564

>>53930555
Checked I will watch the last samurai with her

>> No.53930624

>>53930555
checked
this anon has the right idea

>> No.53930698

>>53929840
>practice gf filed a divorce and took the practice kids

>> No.53930721

>>53930420
you drive a hard bargain but how much do you want for her

>> No.53931108

>>53929840
Is it smart to date within your work? New to this and it seems like he likes me. We are both professionals (both lawyers).

>> No.53931120

>>53929840
>banned from twitter again

>> No.53931152
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I am my practice gfs one true love and she would def cheat on her real bf for me if I ever wanted to. This bitch sends me poems lmao

>> No.53931156

>>53931108
I'm gonna ask out one of my coworkers tomorrow. Hope it goes well.

>> No.53931161

>>53929840
Clearly ur first or 5th girl lol

>> No.53931160

>>53931108
*she

LMAO

>> No.53931174

>>53931156
Nice bro, I hope it goes well for you.

Only thing I’m worried about is that it’ll be weird at work. Like do we sit together for lunch? How often should I bother her and go to her office? Would anyone else care?

>> No.53931178

>>53930555
Lmao this

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>spent 200 to fuck the massage girl and came within 5 seconds of insertion
>at least I stayed hard and still fucked her for 5 more minutes before pretending to cum

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>>53929840
>I'M IN LOVE WITH A PRACTICE GF
>I FELL IN LOVE WITH A PRACTICE GF

>> No.53931244

>>53931174
If it works out I doubt any of that stuff would be worthy of concern. If it doesn't work out though it could be a problem. Also seeing your SO at work and home all the time might end up getting exhausting if you're not compatible. I'm gonna go for it anyways, I can't stop thinking about this woman and it's driving me mad.

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>>53929840
>long term gf has more sex with the "practice" dog than with me
white women were a mistake

>> No.53931331

>>53929840
Is this some new dehumanizing zoomer trend? What your so woke that you use people as tools or some shit because of your own in capability to socialize or relate to others?

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Practice gf went through with the practice marriage and we moved into our starter (practice) home and she birthed my practice children. We practice grew old together until she parted from this practice lifetime. Time to fuck an onlyfans girl!

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This has happened to me before we even had sex.

>> No.53933079

>>53931393
Tfw
I still think about my ex practice gf every day

>> No.53933091

>>53929840
my practice gf asked me to look at "our" zoopla estimate..

this is ridiculous i bought it and now shes nagging about it going down

>> No.53933101

>>53933091
oh its called zillow not zoopla in US, same diff

>> No.53933158

>>53930451
"Falling in love" isnt a love confession. She's trying to keep OP hooked until something better comes along.

>> No.53933172

>>53930320
>I ate 10 eggs in a massive baguette earlier, now I can't stop farting and my entire house stinks of egg.
It's over.

Update: the farting has subsided a little. I'm about to make a big boneless chicken thigh and coleslaw baguette though, so the farting may return later, but hopefully it won't stink of egg.

>> No.53933186

>>53933172
egg farts are truly foul
I don't know if I would be attracted to the practice gf at all if she still loved me after smelling my egg farts

>> No.53933276

>>53929840
What the fuck is a practice gf? Is this zoomer talk?

>> No.53933285

she's either
>a wholesome nice girl who comes from a traditional family
>a used whore who knows her time is up and she needs to snag someone before it's too late
>extremely impulsive and unreliable
take your pick, anon.

>> No.53933294

>>53933276
>>53933276
it's a girl you date who you might not find 100% attractive or really even are into, but you do it to get experience before you try to date girls you really like or find attractive. I've never heard of a practice GF, but i've definitely heard of people refering to "practice girls" which are just ugly chicks they fuck to get more experience with.

>> No.53933299

>>53930320
>a fag's idea of ss+gomad

>> No.53933324

>>53930555
I tried this and failed
>Watched Hachiko with practice gf
>Cry like a bitch
>Practice gf found it really cute, grew even more attached and now tries to get me cry again at every chance she gets

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>get practice engaged with your practice gf, practice marry
>get a practice house and some practice kids
>die of old age after a practice lifetime together

>> No.53933346

>>53931160
Lmao faggot

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>>53933332

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>>53929840
Your normal gf should feel like a practice gf. You can make mistakes, experiment and dont give a fuck. This is how a desirable man-woman interaction looks like.

>> No.53933375

>>53933366
why do you have this on your computer?

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>>53933375
>computer