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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>>53877076

>> No.53880871
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No

>> No.53880873
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Goodnight Sweet Prince.

>> No.53880875
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Reminder we have one or two more green days.

Then hell.

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>>53880871
Real photo.

>> No.53880892
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Just learned that this tumblr girl I went to high school with is now a VP at goldman sachs. I knew she worked there already, but damn, VP before 30.... I Knew Her When She Wore Checkered Vans

>> No.53880898
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>>53880892
u wish u were nicer to her dont u

theres still time

>> No.53880899

>>53880892
She got a brown tongue

>> No.53880906

>>53880892
aren't VPs basically the jannies of gs tho

>> No.53880924

>>53880873
Whats the 3650dsma

>> No.53880933
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>>53880898
i never said a word to her, i was a total loser. she was cute as fuck though, in an acne scars kind of way, if you know what i mean. pics not her but fuckin tumblr girls man. turns out they won

>> No.53880938

>>53880933
This photo hit me in the feels. Why don’t woman dress this way anymore?! I miss Avril lavigne

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>>53880871
yes

>> No.53880942
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I heard the thread is dying. I assume it’s because of that pathetic attention whore YouTuber.

The thread became a lot less fun when he and his one fan started shitting up the threads.

>> No.53880945

>>53880933
>>53880938
I'm partial to the new egirl shit and I'm not going to pretend those girls are remotely hot (they arent)

>> No.53880947

>>53880906
Yeah, there are thousands of VPs

>> No.53880963

>>53880947
>10,000 to 12,000 vice presidents
>25% of Goldman sachs workforce

Wow what an absolutely retarded title

>> No.53880969

>>53880963
participation trophy
"finance" everybody

>> No.53880970
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>>53880938
truer words never spoke

>>53880945
begone zoomer. your women are fat and literally smell

>>53880947
>>53880963
they still makes $325k.

>> No.53880976

The Mango Habanero.

The Reduced Cost Of Goods.

The 8% Increase in Same Store Sales

The Fried Corn. The Cajun Fried Corn.

They don’t listen.

Wall Street Doesn’t listen.

But maybe. /smg/ listens.

Don’t Have The Mango Habanero & Garlic Parmesan Bone In.

Because.

It’s .

Trading. At. 15x. Revenues.

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>>53880868
Where is scoops? I want to ask him which is better to learn Between k8s and Mongo.

>> No.53880990

>>53880970
>begone zoomer. your women are fat and literally smell
it's true. these bitches wear sweatpants or pj pants everywhere and eat loaded chipotle bowls with everything on it. pigs

>> No.53880999

Reminder that all bobos are russia and Trump MIGA shills and probably don't actually hold any stocks.

>> No.53881000

EU stock will be so red today.

>> No.53881007

>>53881000
digits, id color, and my penis confirm

>> No.53881022

LMAO bitcoin still above 23k. How is COPO del CRYPTO doing?

>> No.53881024

>>53880970
>>53880990
The gym was absolutely full of sexy zoomers with abs tonight wearing underwear as clothes. Yall niggas jerking off to a Canadian chick that got coached by kikes on how to act like a dude... you are basically faggots is what I am trying to say

>> No.53881027
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53881027

How much money did you have and what was your bf% when women decided you were worthy of speaking to them?

>> No.53881038

>>53881027
Sub 12%, less than $100.

>> No.53881040

>>53881027
>>53881024
>>53881022
>>53881007
>>53881000
>>53880999
>>53880990
>>53880986
hi. lets introduce ourselves.

>> No.53881048

>>53881027
don't know body fat but i was 5'10 115lbs, $0 when i first started feeling confident enough to talk to girls. had an eating disorder though.

>> No.53881071

>>53881027
It's literally all about personality, incel. You could be 6'6 and 5% bf and get no women if you had an abhorrent and disrespectful personality.

>> No.53881084

>>53881048

110 lbs @ 5'10" is extremely unhealthy. like very. you had to look like a holocaust victim. i was pretty lean (about the same height) at 140-145. i'm 170-ish now and feel like 160-170 is a more natural weight (muscle though, i work out 3-5 times a week)

>> No.53881092

So you guys wanna invest in NEO?

>> No.53881113

>>53880976
If they served Rogan Josh wings would you buy them?

>> No.53881117
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What if we're still doing this when we're 50?

>> No.53881137
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>>53881117
think about the value generated for shareholders...........

>> No.53881179

>>53881117
I think I would be looking at weekly charts when I'm 50

>> No.53881196

>>53881084
Everyone is so used to the widespread obesity in America that 145 is considered lean now?
I'm 5'11 and 125 pounds and I feel great.

>> No.53881252
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>>53881024
some people like it when women wear actual clothes. foreign concept to you, apparently, but the reveal when they undress is worth 1000x if theyre wearing something nice, rather than ten dollar leggings that let every nasty chode at the gym see their pussy.

>> No.53881255

5'8" here 147 lbs reporting in
I've been working out and my pecs look very good

>> No.53881264

>>53881027
A thousand bucks
6'6 and probably 18% bf

>> No.53881268
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>>53881196
this happens literally every time an american says theyre lean. they are NEVER underweight. americans be saying theyre fucking skelly at a bmi of 20 lmao. t. american...whenever ive actually crossed into underweight, its night and day in terms of how women look at you. the fuckin cheekbones, theres no substitute.

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Day 19 of building a billion dollar company in under five years. Settled on a design for version 2 of the actuator. Ordering parts and hoping to have the CAD finished by this week.

>>53868847

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>>53881000
Why, fellow EU bro? The market will never go down again bro. Record earnings, market comprised mostly of value stocks, and terminals are pointing up... so what's there to be negative about?
I am done being a bobo. The market is booming and companies are making record earnings, so why shouldn't they go up?

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MAKE THE PAIN STOP
>MAKE THE PAIN STOP
MAKE THE PAIN STOP
>MAKE THE PAIN STOP
MAKE THE PAIN STOP
>MAKE THE PAIN STOP

>> No.53881310

I'm gonna be pissed if tuesday ends up being another crab salad, fuck

>> No.53881326
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>futures

>> No.53881343

>>53881326
Based tree bro saving lives. A granny having tea and watching her day time shows was probably inside of that house and had he life spared by that tree.

>> No.53881367

>>53881310
It's the most likely direction unfortunately

>> No.53881389

>>53881326
Alright I haven't checked to confirm, but surely this means the futures are down bigly? Don't know what else I could interpret about prices given a video of a guy getting violently ejected from a car

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I shorted DAX at 15550 i just cant lose . I timed the top

>> No.53881426
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Anon wasn't a faggot yesterday when he recommended this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8qbErfMuoc

Cheers

>> No.53881429

>>53881367
>futures

maybe not, lets hope it dumps the whole tuesday

>> No.53881458
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53881458

Short nasdaq , short nvda , short tesla , short dax , SHORT

>> No.53881461
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>>53881389
>futures

>> No.53881463

>>53881458
>short Tesla
Please don't do this unless it's literally your last hope. It's investor day tomorrow and Elon is going to say AI 15 times in his speech

>> No.53881468

you have 15 seconds to explain to me the relationship between dxy, yields, and vix

>> No.53881474

>>53881468
us bond yields mean your USD can get a higher return in fixed income. VIX doesnt have a huge correlation, it measures SP500 options premium / fear / movement in the index

>> No.53881475

>>53881468
Rising yields (from the Fed, increased inflation expectations, or improved growth expectations) draw money into dollar land from gross foreign currencies, strengthening DXY.

VIX is a meme ever since 0DTEs were invented. There's no reason to arbitrarily hedge an entire month out.

>> No.53881480

>>53881468
dxy is the relative strength of the dollar, yields are basically a function of what forward looking projections expect the strength of that dollar to be, and vix is the overall volatility of the market but a poor metric to use because it can be so easily manipulated and pinned to a value through derivatives. But basically, dxy how strong dollar be, yields how strong people think dollar gon' be, vix is how volatile shit be doe.

>> No.53881485

>>53881468
Yields make dxy higher because other currencys want to exchange to dollars to take advantage of yields which pumps vix as people buy more puts to hedge or profit off falling stock prices because higher yields mean lower stocks as more money exits market to seek yields also equity debt becomes more expensive which quickly limits equity growth and profitability

>> No.53881499

>>53880868
UVIX is shit and will reverse split until they shut it down.

>> No.53881505

>>53881468
Who gives a fuck, I'm not trying to time the market. I'll just hold my TQQQ and keep DCAing into more shares. Market timers are retarded.

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uh oh

>> No.53881515

BANG BANG BANG

>> No.53881527

Why the fuck are futures red on zero news?

>> No.53881533
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53881533

MRVL is where the gold is, frens.

>> No.53881540

>>53881468
All are made up. The only thing that matters is dividends

>> No.53881545

>>53881527
french cpi higher than estimated, kek.

>> No.53881546

>>53881505
>>53881527
Pretty hilarious troll posts, there's no fucking way bulls are retarded enough to DCA into a leveraged risk-on fund meant to be held for short directional movements only lmao

>> No.53881583

>>53881545
That's bullish though, higher chance of a pivot.
>>53881546
Fuck yourself bobo, the jewish 'decay' bullshit is a lie I backtested TQQQ over 90 years it massively outperforms the unleveraged index.

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>>53881252
>when m'lady chooses to present herself with class

>> No.53881589

Give it to me straight /smg/. What's your recession game? Which securities are you going to hide in?

>> No.53881595

>>53881589
You better pick up some short-term treasuries boy and be thankful for the ~5%

>> No.53881612

>>53881589
all cash high salary job and a healthy strategic reserve of toilet paper

>> No.53881619

https://www.aboutamazon.com/news/transportation/amazon-will-spend-200-million-on-safety-technology-across-its-transportation-network-in-2023

bullish for AMZN? I thought they were laying off drivers and shit.

>> No.53881621

Buying some NIO today to take a bet on their earnings, other EV companies did alright so they might be on track too

>> No.53881624
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If the big one does come, where do you think the bottom would be?

>> No.53881625

>>53881589
EQX

>> No.53881630

>>53881326
Victorian license plate?

>> No.53881656
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>>53881624
eh you can draw long term meme lines and stuff. the problem is big BIG ones don't traditionally land on any kind of obvious support. A lot of long term trends you can draw start at the bottom of 2008, for example. Say you were in 2008 and trying to call some bottom there, it doesn't turn around any particular spot. Maybe there was some fibonacci line I dunno know. I don't use fibinachos. If you're the DCA type it's historically safe to start loading up whenever the chart is below the 200 week moving average (it may stay under for a year or more but don't panic).

>> No.53881669

Guys my pf changs made me violently ill and i just puked it all up and spent the last hour curled around the toilet

I feel really light and thin now though

How do i profit from this

>> No.53881697

>>53881619
they can't even get hold of a driver to ask them where the fuck they misdelivered my package 5 minutes ago to, but they can add "driver-facing cameras that can help identify unsafe behaviors" ? Retarded company oblivious to the elephant again.

>> No.53881700

>>53881669
Film yourself

>> No.53881701

>>53881669
cook and stop ordering restaurant garbage

>> No.53881717
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53881717

Yields...

>> No.53881736

>>53881717
Is that 5.2% yield on a 6 month?

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53881749

>>53881736
Almost
5.15%

>> No.53881753

>>53881527
>Why the fuck are futures red on zero news?
futures are barely red you fucking mong. anything less than +-.50% is just random fluctuations

>>53881545
>french cpi higher than estimated, kek.
no one gives a shit about french cpi lmao get real

>> No.53881765

>>53881736
>Is that 5.2% yield on a 6 month?
yeah but its annualized, so the actual yield for 6 months would be 2.6%

>>53881669
>Guys my pf changs made me violently ill and i just puked it all up and spent the last hour curled around the toilet
you're probably dehydrated now. get 32oz of water in you before going to bed. what did you order?

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>>53881697
not to mention those prime delivery trucks getting robbed by hordes of joggers in broad fucking daylight kek

>> No.53881789

>>53881533
I sold last year in August how they doing down there? I don't remember the price but I hope it keeps going up for you fren

>> No.53881796

>>53881773
Why would you post this?? This video is just promoting harmful stereotypes...

>> No.53881803

>>53881773
Incredible footage
Im so tired of niggers ruining my society

>> No.53881804

>>53881796
Helpful to the rest of us. Good to know joggers still joggin

>> No.53881826

>>53881796
Well maybe they should stop fucking acting like stereotypes in the first place

>> No.53881845

>>53881717
did 6month yields increase again, the fuck?

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Target pumps before open if I get dubs.

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>>53881847
double bull run

>> No.53881855

>>53881826
I thought it was pretty based how they shat all over a big corporation for being so buttfucking retarded as to place ESG narratives about saving on fuel consumption over actually delivering shit to peoples homes like they're supposed to. If it wasn't for joggers jogging we wouldn't all get to point and laugh at Commiefornia for being completely fucking retarded all the time, and it'll never stop until they unfuck guns and abolish gun control and stop being a gay whelp of a society. It's like the funniest never-ending joke of all time.

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>>53881854
Nice ID color anon, thank you for restoring my faith in Target.

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>>53881845
Yes

>> No.53881894
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>>53881867
comfy

>> No.53881917

>>53881583
>Higher CPI =higher chance of pivot
What?

>> No.53881922
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53881922

Linebros... we're back!

>> No.53881928

>>53881499
It's supposed to

>> No.53881931

jxn earnings today, will we leave jxntodamoon behind?

>> No.53881933

>>53881753
The spanish also was higher, aaaaaaaaaaaaah

>>53881773
kek, all wearing hoods on a sunny day. USA FIRST WORLD
Anways, who cares, Amazon didn't deliver, they have to provide substitute for whatever was bought. That's actually bullish, boost economy!

>> No.53881968

how do american taxes work on stocks? do you guys not get to substitute losses?

>> No.53881979

>>53881880
oh fffuuuuugggg

>> No.53882016

>>53881268
>>53881084
What do I win?

>> No.53882027
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>>53882016
>>53881084
>>53881048
>>53881196
I forgot to attach screenshot, I can still do 20 pull ups (over hand)

>> No.53882052

>>53881968
All losses subtract from your annual income, aka your taxable income, which lowers your tax burden.

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>>53882027
>average american woman?

>> No.53882084

>>53880892
Was she jewish?

>> No.53882090

>>53881290
Which EU companies are a solid bet right now?

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53882103

> europe dump
> Dip instantly slurped

Bobros im done . I will never short europe .

>> No.53882124

>>53881290
High inflation, higher rates. EZB won't back down. I'll only be bobo for this year, probably til may. Then I'll see if there will still be recession fears or a recession will develop or have been developed until then.

>> No.53882133

>>53882103
don't know why you would even bother, I only ever short nasdump

>> No.53882151

>futures

earnings got leaked?

>> No.53882150
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WHAT IS GOING ON MY SOXL NIGGAS I AM HERE TO GIVE YA'LL ANOTHER INTERESTING STORY MY NIGGAS. TODAY I JUST RECEIVED AN ORDER TO BUY 15,000 SHARES OF NVDIA MY NIGGAS, THIS SAME MAN BOUGHT 5,000 SHARES OF TSLA WHEN IT WAS $110/SHARE MY NIGGAS. HE SAID NVDIA WILL BE APPRECIATING 50% IN THE NEXT 6 MONTHS MY NIGGAS. AND THAT MEANS SOXL WILL BE APPRECIATING IN THE SAME PACE ONLY 3X MORE MY NIGGAS, 150% GAIN IN 6 MONTHS MY NIGGAS. GET IT WHILE IT'S STILL CHEAP MY NIGGAS. YA'LL NIGGAS SHOULD REALLY LISTEN TO MY MY NIGGAS. WE WUZ AT THE CLUB THIS WEEKEND AND I'M STILL RECOVERING FROM THE TIGHT ASIAN HOES PUMPIN ME ALL WEEKEND MY NIGGAS. BUY SOXL NOW MY NIGGAS.

>> No.53882155

>>53882150
Nigga I'm all in SOXL. You my nigga. All other SOXL niggas is my niggas. Let's fucking GOOOOOOOO nigga!

>> No.53882172

>sibling lost job
>has very little savings despite me harassing them to get an emergency fund
>not in a rush to get another job
>despite all of this, refuses to stop going out to eat, refuses to cancel 3 streaming subscriptions, refuses to lower phone bill, still wants to get another pet

WHAT IS WRONG WITH NORMEIS

>> No.53882186

>>53882172
CONSUMECHADS - CC - UNDEFEATED

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53882188

>>53881326
that shit pisses me off. that old honda survived over 20 years providing reliable service, only to be totaled by some fat fuck who was probably drunk. the value of that era of honda is not monetary, but mechanical. that kind of cheap, simple, reliable car will never be made again.

>> No.53882213

>>53881024
in fact, all Canadians are faggots . just look at their Prime Minister

>> No.53882219

>EU
>again retard recovery
>Another opportunity to short

>> No.53882220
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53882220

>>53882124
Cac and dax are green again . I litteraly shorted at the top and im barely green.

>> No.53882244
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>>53882155
US SOXL NIGGAS WILL INHERIT THE WORLD NIGGA, AI WILL CONSIDER US AS OVERLORDS FOR FUNDING THEIR CREATION AND ALLOWING THEM TO EXIST WITH US MY SOXL NIGGA. THE AI ROBOT WAIFUS WILL TAKE CARE OF US NIGGA. THESE BROKE FUCKS WILL BE SEETHING HARD FOR NOT BUYING IN NIGGA, THEY BE IN THEY STUDIO APARTMENT/ MOM'S BASEMENT CRYING, COPING, SEETHING FOR NOT LISTENING TO US SOXL NIGGAS. THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH IT'S ABOUT TO APPRECIATE MY NIGGA. SOXL IS OUR GOLDEN TICKET MY NIGGA. IT'S ABOUT TO PUMP HARD MY NIGGA.

>> No.53882275
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53882275

>>53881922
It's even worse then you thought anon

>> No.53882281

>>53882219
Europe sitting at ath is hilarious

>> No.53882304

Going to PF Changs was the worst decision of my year so far

I think im dying

>> No.53882309
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53882309

Oil

>> No.53882319

>>53882281
at that point, slurpers would even bring back the index after a nuclear event

>> No.53882324

>>53882304
Drink gatorade. You can't just drink straight water or you'll deplete your electrolytes and get a seizure and/or heart attack.

>> No.53882340

>>53882324
Does orange juice work
I dont buy gatorade

>> No.53882346

>>53882319
>entire human civilization wiped out
>aliens arrive after a hundred years
>one survivor of the rubble says he owns the entire s&p and demands fair value from them

>> No.53882364
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53882364

>>53882309

>> No.53882367

I bought BOIL to hold for next month. Hope that anon was right and didn't fuck me over.

>> No.53882377

>>53880986
>remove the paddy
>lose all support
Begorrah, the sassenachs are beginning to notice!

>> No.53882385

Oh shit, I just realized what EU did AGAIN. They drop it and then buy to predrop levels, because they can't do shit without US overlords. This happens really often and I forgot about that again (which is why I shorted too early again, but nvm, DCA shorting)

>> No.53882394

>>53881796
>promoting harmful stereotypes...
warning not promotion

>> No.53882395
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53882395

>>53882364
Please credit the TA on your chart,
Thank you

>> No.53882397

>>53882275
based mott capital attributor

>> No.53882403

>>53882395
Oh sorry, looks like I saved a version with one of the copyrights removed. Luckily Mott usually adds multiple ones just in case.

>> No.53882405

>>53882052
only up until 3k el oh el

>> No.53882431

>futures

jesus pumps again?

>> No.53882462
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53882462

>>53882431
There is no reason for stock market to go down ever again. Any dip is a buying opportunity.
Any person that ever sold the dip instead of slurping got heemed longterm.
That's why I find Morgan Stanley kvetching so funny. They can't stand the fact that people don't want to panic sell anymore when analysts tell retail to do so.

>> No.53882465

>>53882431
>not even up .2%

We end the day blood red at best.

>> No.53882544

>>53881855
Sneed

>> No.53882561

>not putting 30-50% of your portfolio into googl for easy 30-40% gains over 6 months

It’s like you hate easy money

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53882562

>>53882462
>this is what Mumus actually believe

>> No.53882595

>>53882561
>assuming they can compete on AI
>assuming they are willing to add AI into search
Them even thinking of touching search must make management freak out. But they have to soon enough.

>> No.53882624

im helding my bob position. my time frame is 2-3 weeks.

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53882668

>>53882562

>> No.53882709

Bobos thinking we will go back to pre scamdemic prices after they diluted the fiat coins by 100% will never not be funny

>> No.53882723

I hate women

>> No.53882724
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53882724

>>53882668

>> No.53882732

New to options.
So let me get this straight, if I buy puts I have the chance to make massive profit if I guess the price goes up with the ONLY risk being the small premium I paid?

>> No.53882733
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53882733

>>53882724

>> No.53882742

>>53882732
you might wanna consult investopedia

>> No.53882747
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53882747

Why are financial conditions getting so loose?

>> No.53882750

>>53880990
This is so true. This represents one half of Zoomer girls, the other half are the Zoomer girls who try and pull off that fake, plastic Kim Kardashian look and end up looking like demonic cat humanoid hybrid things, I don't even know how to describe it, its hideous.

>> No.53882757

>>53882747
what does "financial conditions" even mean?
is it a disease process?

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53882761

Looking like I'll be getting a 6% raise flat out come july with another one based on cost of living increase study the following year. (2024). Bring it on. SWPPX shares need a home.

>> No.53882768
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53882768

>>53882757
I clicked the more information link and it shows a bunch of interest rates, so I guess it's about yields coming down from the October high

>> No.53882771

>>53880868
I dont even feel like trading today, this market is absolutely fucking retarded. Another day of undecided 0DTE choppy range bound bullshit that goes nowhere.

>> No.53882781

>>53882732
puts are for when price goes down, like shorting, but yes you can only loose what you put in, the risk is defined.

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>>53882724
>>53882733
Cool, doesn't matter longterm though. So um yeah... I'm not selling. In fact I'll continue buying every month.
I also listen to every Peter's podcast. It's comfy doomposting basically. While his understanding of economics is nice, I think he underestimates the levels of retardation this world is willing to accept and keep going.

>> No.53882789

>>53882757
to tighten "financial conditions" means to restrict economic activity, by doing things such as raising interest rates, Quantitative Tightening, etc.

>> No.53882791
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53882791

"EU is gonna be blood red today"... MY ASS. This bullrun is just not stopping. Bad inflationary data? Further hikes? Who cares? Stonks goe brrrrr... fuckin hell this is just stupid. At this point, anything besides a nuke detonating in Ukraine won't amount to any real dump in the market. Just fuckin slurp any dip and enjoy the inevitable gains

>> No.53882797

South Africa is getting like 12+ hour blackouts. Can you imagine that shit happening in USA or Europe?

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>>53882797
>Can you imagine that shit happening in USA or Europe?
It just won't.

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53882804

>>53882791
This must be what 1929 summer felt like. Too much pumping from idiots gaming the system kek.

>> No.53882822

>>53882791
Look at it this way, the market could have foresight and price in the consequences of sticky inflation for future monetary policy, or it can wait until that monetary policy is in place and already hurting them bad. Ultimately the outcome is the same, it's just the journey that's different. Just wait to get there and don't get short squeezed in the meantime.

>> No.53882825

>>53882797
nah we arent simian like them.

>> No.53882838
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53882838

Fuck this retarded ass market
French CPI numbers are bad, but the fucking cac 40 is still pumping
The German numbers tomorrow will probably be crushing as well, but the fucking clown market is gonna keep pumping

You can't trade on real life events anymore, it's all magic and fantasy
Yes I'm mad
Yes, my puts are losing me money

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>70% of all trades are 0dt options
yeah thats not sustainable

>> No.53882840

>>53882822
The stock market is a forward-looking indicator, it prices stuff in before it happens as best as it can. Very rarely does it let routine reports and information just come out of nowhere and surprise them with numbers they werent at least somewhat expecting.

>> No.53882844

>>53882800
>>53882825
I dunno, 2020 opened my eyes and made me realize that America is deep shit into decadence like the Roman Empire was, so I would not be surprised to see massive chimpouts and riots over no internet and power.

>> No.53882852

>>53882839
fuck, I want to play that game again now. Can't wait for Sekiro 2 someday.

>> No.53882856

>>53882838
What would make you think that the PRICE of stocks aren't rising in an highly inflationary environment?
The past two years have shown us that price inflation has been resoundingly accepted by the customer, business, commerce and finance.

>> No.53882857

>>53882791
To be fair, S&P index funds are down this year, it's only the junkiest of the junk that is pumping right now. AMC, Zoom, Meta, Nvidia, tsla. Meme stocks are back

>> No.53882862

>>53882800
>>53882797
>t. has never lived in California or Texas

We have states that have long, rolling, massive black-outs all the time. It's already here.

>> No.53882865

>>53882852
I have no idea how people play elden ring after sekiro. It was so fucking boring and soulless in comparison. Also the fucking magic system was skyrim tier lol

>> No.53882868

What you don't understand is that the US is just transferring and unloading all of it's inflation onto other markets like the EU.

>> No.53882871
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53882871

>>53882791
that's called a bubble anon
hope you old small cap, LTT, or reits

>> No.53882872

>>53882839
Why? 95% of those are bought by institutional traders as a hedge anyway according to JPM data. You're panicing over professional traders using tools available to them.

>> No.53882875

>>53882868
>What you don't understand is that the US is just transferring and unloading all of it's inflation onto other markets like the EU.
>blah blah blah
>prices be stable in US just look at the char------
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.53882879

>>53882868
a lot of people are aware of that which is a big reason the brics nations never fucking shut up
>"We're gonna do it! Anyday now, you'll see!"
they'd be better off just making an asian currency or a latin american one

>> No.53882887

>>53882804
Damn, I love the way people used to write back then.
>>53882840
>>53882822
I get all that but shouldn't the market at the very least drop when the ECB or whatever lets it know that further hikes are going to be implemented? Hell, if the FED makes the slightest announcement, Europe is shitting itself, but Europe's own system makes a declaration that a significantly higher rates are necessary and for a longer time... and it barely makes a dent.
Hell, it just goes to show what my mum always tells me, the European market is such a pathetic bitch to the US.

>> No.53882888

>>53882871
You didn't answer last time, what exactly was used for comparison here? "Small" and "large" cap is quite arbitrary, and considering how many small caps go bankrupt or get delisted for other reasons, I think it would be good to know what you used.

>> No.53882893

>>53882887
>Hell, it just goes to show what my mum always tells me, the European market is such a pathetic bitch to the US.
Is your mum Cathie Wood?

>> No.53882898

>>53882888
It's just portfolio visualizer. I'm too sleepy to look up their documentation but you can do it for midcaps too. It's pretty much just "not the S&P" so I'm guessing russel 2000 yeah

>> No.53882900

uranium

>> No.53882903

>>53882888
cool it with the antisemitism

>> No.53882912

>>53882887
We've only gotten dumber and dumber. Language shapes the world around is in how we perceive things. Once you begin to stifle that everything else starts to fall apart. Look at how people write now. Nigger speech is at an all time high. Not to mention no one cares about basic grammar or spelling or giving any kind of basic respect to the english language, me included.

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>>53882888
got you bud
im going for a secon cup of coffee

>> No.53882919

>>53882791
me 3 rows back

>> No.53882925
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53882925

What's good /smg/?

>> No.53882932

>>53882887
My best guess is that inflation is still really high, just as the reports say, and that high inflation is still directly inflating the stock market just like it did in 2021. Its like a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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>>53882916

>> No.53882941

>>53882898
Rusel 2000 didn't exist in 1970s. It's quite important, because if you used only companies that are still listed today, and excludes those that dies over the years, then it doesn't reflect the reality of small cap investing:
- huge dillution / PO chance
- bankruptcies
- delistings due to poor management.
Buying index would be safest, with 2000 stocks it kind aaverages down, but I'm not convinced that it outperforms S&P
S&P outperformed Russel in the last 2 decades by a lot, so it doesn't really fit your assumption.

>> No.53882946

>>53882900
Stop the uranium spam

>> No.53882954

My COIN puts are finished. It's over.

>> No.53882963

>>53882941
bud its a pretty well accepted fact that small cap beats large cap over the long run for a host of reasons

>> No.53882967

>>53882941
I quite honestly believe that "stock indices" are constructed so that their points value only goes up over time.
If an individual stock does too bad they just get kicked out and replaced with (((some other))).

>> No.53882971

>>53882840
But that's precisely wrong, the market priced in a low terminal rate and a pivot due to being overly optimistic about the end of inflation, and even though that optimistic narrative has been destroyed the market has continued to refuse to price in what's actually going to happen.

>> No.53882973

>>53882954
You shorted a stock that has too much emotion, conviction and volume flowing in and out of it. You should have shorted a shitty stock that no one cares about and goes down quietly in the shadows.

>> No.53882980

>>53882963
sounds like logical fallacy. Data source you posted is quite niche really. It's not like you can just pick any small cap index. You used winning one for comparison.
>>53882916

>> No.53882981
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53882981

guess the etf

>> No.53882986

>>53882971
>a change in outlook doesn't necessarily demand a change in action or behavior :^)

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>>53882980
>>53882967
>>53882941
>/smg/ doesn't understand how index funds work

>> No.53882995
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53882995

what's the play for ZM today?

>> No.53882996

>>53882981
It isn't HYG or JNK or even TLT because these pieces of shit underperform the actual yields of bonds by a huge margin constantly.

>> No.53883000

>>53882973
Yes, the Plebbit slurping is too strong.

>> No.53883003

>>53882990
who was saying anything about index funds?

>> No.53883005

>>53882971
Never heard the saying "the markets can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent"? The market has been declining all last week btw, so it has started to price in the higher inflation data, that doesnt mean its going to do it instantaneously though in one big drop. It also moves inverse of the DXY, and other things effect the DXY, like other countries raising their interest rates to fight their own inflation, introducing more chop into the Dollar and in our own markets.

>> No.53883017

>>53882996
Its EDV. Average duration 25 years. A lot of people don't understand that when rate hikes happen people sell old LTT for cheap to buy new ones. The EDV slurps them up and gets cheap bonds for the same yield which drives the yield up. There's a reason LTT is always in play even with historically low rates

>> No.53883019

>>53883000
Indeed. I stay away from all those headline stocks.

>> No.53883026
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53883026

poop

>> No.53883030

>>53883003
anon.... they follow an index....

>> No.53883031
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53883031

You probably don't remember me, but I posted in /smg/ a couple weeks ago about how I had discovered options and made some great, early trades on it
People warned me I would lose everything, but I thought they were being dramatic

I just want to say, it happened, I lost everything, nearly all my life savings
Stay the fuck away from options, lads, it WILL ruin you

>> No.53883041

>>53882954
never underestimate COIN and Tesla you will get burned, I do short COIN sometimes but I never keep my positions open for longer than a day

>> No.53883057

>>53883031
Options are for gambling, or actual hedging.

Wtf are you doing putting your life savings into options? Assuming you're not a troll, in which case here's your (You).

>> No.53883059

>>53883031
You get what you deserve.

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53883061

>>53882967
Are you havin a giggle m8?

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53883064

>>53883057
for retail traders options are always gambling, 99% of them cannot hedge worth a damn and will still fuck it up
>>53883031
join us anon

>> No.53883089

>>53883031
Next time do various forms of credit spreads that involve a mix of selling and buying options. Much safer and conservative and payout is still the same if not better. This is the smart money way to trade options.

>> No.53883114

>>53883031
>he went all in only thinking about the potential upside
lmao

>> No.53883120

>>53882275
Holy shit Mott Capital has made so much on his bearish bets he has a controlling stake in Goldman. Literally unstoppable at this point.

>> No.53883122

>>53883017
>A lot of people don't understand that when rate hikes happen people sell old LTT for cheap to buy new ones. The EDV slurps them up and gets cheap bonds for the same yield which drives the yield up. There's a reason LTT is always in play even with historically low rates
could you elaborate on this please?
LTT=long term treasuries?
What you are saying is that in an raising interest rates environment, investors seek those higher yields in bonds that have a higher duration compared to what they are already holding?
Selling shorter duration for higher duration to lock in coupon payments for longer?
And EDV buys these shorter duration bonds?

Or in other words:
For example, EDV buys a 25 year bond yielding 3.0% for a "discount" from someone who wants to sell to lock in a 30 year bond yielding 3.0%?

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53883131

>>53883031
seek picrealted and try to build your portfolio again

>> No.53883141

>>53883131
based.

>> No.53883164

>>53883131
Qrd? I only know him has the other half of Truth or Skepticism with Dylan Ratigan

>> No.53883165
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53883165

>you see the market resting on the "magic" 4000 number
>you have to pick a direction - do you pick up... or do you pick down?

>> No.53883178

>>53883165
Down. I mean the fed interest rate of 5% has to be doing something, right? Right?

>> No.53883190

>>53883164
What I was referring to was the educational material TastyTrade offers for free.
Tom Sosnoff, the guy in the picture, is the figurehead of that corporation.

>> No.53883199

>>53883122
Correct. Or as another example, someone buys a 30 year bond, holds it got 6 years, sees the new bonds and tries to sell, and so EDV buys a 30 year bond that has 24 years left to mature on the cheap driving up the yield

Hence the etf spiking above an 8% yield when rates have been nowhere fucking close to that in ages

>> No.53883210

>>53880868
fuck i might just sit this one out today. another rise on the futures/premarket and then a dump on the market open. looks like another choppy bullshit directionless day.

>> No.53883218
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53883218

There are 3 /smg/s in the catlog
the oldest is 18 hours old.
Can we agree its time to nuke this board

>> No.53883221

>>53883218
Baking.

>> No.53883228

>>53883190
Gotcha. He kinda sucks on that podcast and I really just tune in to hear what Ratigan had to say

>> No.53883229

>>53883218
Or just report early bakers for spamming/flooding?

>> No.53883235
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>>53883221
Fucking lel

>> No.53883237
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>>53883165

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>>53883122
Here's some math. Say you spend $100 to buy a 30 year bond yielding 3%. That's $3 per year. New bonds come out like we saw so you go to sell. But no one wants your bonds now so you sell it for cheap. LTT fell by 40% this last year. So you sell your bond that is paying out $3 per year for only $60

The ETF just spent $60 to get a $2 yearly coupon so the bond's yield was essentially 2/60 = 5% despite the rates and even new bonds being nowhere near that

>> No.53883242
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>>53883031
Buy SPY/VOO and T-bills

>> No.53883249
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>>53883122
Here's some math. Say you spend $100 to buy a 30 year bond yielding 3%. That's $3 per year. New bonds come out like we saw so you go to sell. But no one wants your bonds now so you sell it for cheap. LTT fell by 40% this last year. So you sell your bond that is paying out $3 per year for only $60

The ETF just spent $60 to get a $3 yearly coupon so the bond's yield was essentially 3/60 = 5% despite the rates and even new bonds being nowhere near that

fugged my math at the end there cause I need to be deeper in the coffee zone

>> No.53883261

Thinkorswim user here. Do I need margin to trade options for the Futures market (eg the Emini) during aftermarket hours? I wouldnt understand why I would since options are defined risk and you can only lose what you put in.

>> No.53883264
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53883264

>>53883242
Buy SPY and sell naked puts or credit spreads.

>> No.53883281

The S&P might be down from its peak but $ROPE is up 41%.
Invest in rope today.

>> No.53883298
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53883298

> futures

We're going

>> No.53883309

CTRMbros we are a week away from TORO. You dumping or holding when you receive them?

>> No.53883313

I need money end of the next month.

Which stock ?

>> No.53883327

Feels good to keep shorting nasdump everytime it pumps at premarket

>> No.53883330

>>53883249
But how often do these kinds of buying opportunities arise?
I guess these trades would happen mostly OTC and not on an exchange at which market makers have to set prices...

>> No.53883331
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>>53883313
Tesla m8 :)

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>futures

>> No.53883345
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>futes

>> No.53883349
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>>53883313
Nvda leverage x10

>> No.53883350

I bought 50k worth of 2yr treasuries at 4.62% and I’m getting rekt. Will the 2yr yield come back down or should I sell before it gets even worse?

>> No.53883352

>>53883313
put half in SQQQ and the other half in TQQQ

>> No.53883357

>>53883330
Literally eveytime rates rise

>> No.53883368

why are we dumping again

>> No.53883372

>>53883350
You didn't plan on holding to maturity?

>> No.53883375

>>53883368
Didn't you hear the no news?

>> No.53883374

I had a dream last night. It was a vision of the future. The stock market is going to go down, and your best opportunity to buy growth stocks is coming in the next few months. There are going to be some great opportunities in the second half of the year, but the first half of the year is going to be shit. You're all welcome.

>> No.53883376

>>53883368
Stop trading. Now.

>> No.53883378

Sell.

>> No.53883382

>>53883357
>Literally eveytime rates rise
I see lol >>53883350

>> No.53883384

>>53883031
no refunds

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>>53883378
Uh yes Ms Stock Broker, liquidate all of my positions today at open at market price. Thank you.

>> No.53883401

>>53883218
I bake a new one sometimes when it's way too early just to piss off people here because they like to go be faggots in other threads when they get bored. It's great fun, I will not stop doing it either. I hate this general more than you could even imagine mostly because it's more than 50% glowbugs and paid fags.

>> No.53883411
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>>53883374
I'm conflicted. I want the market to crash but I'd also like another one of these gems

>> No.53883412

>>53883372
I did, but obviously it’s getting marked to market in my portfolio and number go down.

>> No.53883426

>>53883412
Well, then I guess there is quite literally not much else you can do than to hold through the pain.

>> No.53883433
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The market is beating me

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>>53883401
>I bake a new one sometimes when it's way too early just to piss off people here because they like to go be faggots in other threads when they get bored. It's great fun, I will not stop doing it either. I hate this general more than you could even imagine mostly because it's more than 50% glowbugs and paid fags.

>> No.53883454

>>53883433
this makes it look like he has small hand and a big head lol

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>>53883229

>> No.53883470
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VTNR bros, are we dumping our bags at open or holding for a while?

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>>53883454
Yeah. I really, really, really like that video

>> No.53883494

>>53883374
Sometimes a dream is just a dream.

>> No.53883500

why are we pumping

>> No.53883506
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>>53883500
Because you're short

>> No.53883507

>>53883500
>why are we pumping

see: >>53883340

>> No.53883508

>>53883500
No news is good news

>> No.53883526

Why shouldn't I just throw everything into BBBY at this price?

>> No.53883533

>>53883411
>implying I actually wrote that.
the only people who actually believe I wrote that have an IQ in the low 70s and I literally don't even need to consider their opinions at all. faget

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>>53883500
>why are we pumping
No I will not zoom out

>> No.53883539

Can tsla go to $300 already ? Thanks

>> No.53883543
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>>53883500
>crabbing at .1%
>pumping

>> No.53883547

>>53883506
You have no idea how short he really is.

>> No.53883546

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.53883557

For me, it's zero hedge

>> No.53883565

>>53883500
why should it dump?
Realistic bear target is 3700ish, every dip is going to be bought until then, might never reach it

>> No.53883568
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ahjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>>53883533
it's in the archive you dumb nigger
>>/biz/thread/S51354773#p51356249

>> No.53883582

>>53883557
>For me, it's zero hedge
I personally take Rocker videos as a buy signal on all the based stocks.
Nothing more accurate than a boots on the ground reporter!!!!

>> No.53883588

News dropped?

>> No.53883599

>>53883588
No news, the market is blind. The market needs it's constant news binky to suckle on otherwise it will have a hissy fit.

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>>53883442
I'll do it again just for you bb

>> No.53883619

>>53883577
some one literally just copy and pasted my name with the shit generated by the tripcode, you'll notice that if they had actually used a real secure trip code the fonts in the name and the stuff after the !! would be different. fucking retard.

>> No.53883624

Its fucking over.

>> No.53883625

Bump

>> No.53883628

>>53881268
140 pounds at 5 10 is skellymode tf
do you just not lift or something, I'm not even that jacked and my lean (>15% bf visible abs) weight at 5 6 is 160 pounds

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>>53883612
well we actually need one pretty soon here, so thanks for doing it for free loser!

>> No.53883637

>>53883619
KYS

>> No.53883640

>>53883577
look in the archive, this guy calls it out right in the fucking thread. >>/biz/thread/S51354773#p51356706

>> No.53883646

>>53883628
>5 6
kek, manlet

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>>53883640
it was you, no one would "pretend" to be you lmao

>> No.53883678

>>53883588
Housing is joining the disinflation, mom index down

>> No.53883679

Can some NEET bake a new thread I want to WTF WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT in the new thread

>> No.53883680

SQQ SO THE SNEEDFUL

>> No.53883686

>>53883657
>it was a gay magazine

>> No.53883702

>it's a scam premarket dump into pump episode

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>> No.53883706

WTF WAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.53883711

NEW - >>53883698
(my first one pplz no bully)

>> No.53883715

new proper
>>53883710
>>53883710
>>53883710

>> No.53883724

FUCK I AM LOSING EVERYTHING

>> No.53883725

>>53883711
no subject, worthless thread, delete it NOW

>> No.53883736

>>53883711
don't be a fag enabler and post in low quality threads.

>> No.53883852

>>53883313
LAZR and of course, BOIL