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Why is it whenever I have sex with a new girl we stay up literally all night together and I feel like shit the next morning from no sleep.

>> No.53880672

>>53880668
this literally never happened anon.

>> No.53880681

>>53880668
Because studies show its the "first night", half your brain is on guard because historically you had a high chance of being murdered in your sleep in a new circumstances

>> No.53880696

>>53880668
you answered your own question, congrats and the sex

>> No.53880701

>>53880696
*on the sex

>> No.53880740

>>53880668
i hate the scent they leave off on me

>> No.53880747

>>53880740
every woman should be required to give me a bath after sex or be put in prison.

>> No.53880760

>>53880740
Wtf I love that, whenever I fuck a new chick my bed sheets smell like her for a few days. It’s great

>> No.53881042

>>53880760
>enjoying the boston fish market whale corpse morning miasma after her pussy juices have fermented in the anaerobic environment of your bedsheets/mattress all night
you're higher test than me i guess

>> No.53881110

>>53881042
you might actually be gay

>> No.53881130
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53881130

i haven't had sex in 10 years

>> No.53881136

>>53880740
I literally never shower so their scent stays on me longer.

>> No.53881173

>>53881042

hey man i agree with you most bitches dont smell good esp. if theyre slam pigs. if they're decently attractive they can have a nice scent, but i actually dont want scents all around my apt because i keep two gfs that i want the illusion im somewhat monogamous with so it's annoying from that perspective. people on this board are just weirdos and dont get laid enough they need to like bask in the memory of getting laid every time

>> No.53881181

>>53881173
You must be higher test than me

>> No.53881447
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53881447

>>53880668
I'm still feeling sad that I had to buy a refrigerator instead of continuing to invest in hamachi finance quietly, I'm literally broke, it's going to take me months to get the money to get back to the battlefield

>> No.53881450

>>53880668
Women steal your energy. What do u get out of sex? Spasmic cum shot, but you lose energy.

She stole all your energy nocap za za

>> No.53881455

>>53880668
probably becasuse you didn't get any sleep i guess. you need to prioritize some shut-eye and take care of yourself

>> No.53881477

I did the same, stayed up unreasonably late before work because I always pushed one night stands to deepthroat my cock. I'd spend a long time with foreplay, make them cum and then fuck them hard and try and get them to cum from my cock. Then finish with a blowjob and gradually work towards deepthroat/facefucking. Some girls could throat me and I'd see how rough they could take it. Other girls I'd be training with various levels of reluctance. Keep the ones who want to impress you close, the lazy bitches kicked to the curb thanks for the memories

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>>53880668
>whenever I have sex with a new girl

>> No.53883022

>>53880740
>he doesn't go out flaunting the stank as a silent flex on everyone
NGMI

>> No.53883024

>>53881173
Kys

>> No.53883102

>>53880681
actually makes sense

>> No.53885489

>>53881136
same. love me some pussy and girl scents

>> No.53885513

I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl