/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.53878874]

>chainlink partners with Vodafone
>dumps
Call me fat one more time

[Anonymous No.53878889]

kek

[Anonymous No.53878929]

>>53878874
>Partners
>Someone wrote a tweet about us last week and now thinks they’re partnered with us
Chainlink holders are all ESLs

[Anonymous No.53878937]

>>53878929

[Anonymous No.53878958]

>>53878937
>ESL holder can’t even write a comment
Good continue to not speak

[Anonymous No.53878966]

I was only 69 years old. I loved The Dev so much, I downloaded all the videos and memes. I'd pray to The Dev every night before I go to bed, thanking for the honor I've been given. "The Dev is love", I would say, "The Dev is life". My mom’s boyfriend hears me and calls me a neet. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of The Dev. I called him a nocoiner. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's The Dev. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "Think Bigger". He grabs me with his powerful dev hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I open my metamask wallet for The Dev. He inputs the DBI contract and tells me to sell my Chainlink (TICKER: LINK). It hurts so much, but I do it for The Dev. I can see the green line go up as my eyes start to water. I push the button and sell the rest of my link from other wallets. I want to please The Dev. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my portfolio with his love. My mom’s boyfriend walks in. The Dev looks him straight in the eye, and says, "The Dev Keeps Deving". The Dev leaves through my window. The Dev is love. The Dev is life.

[Anonymous No.53878968]

>>53878958
>https://www.vdigitalassetbroker.com/#ecosystem?s=true

[Anonymous No.53878975]

>>53878937
Nice wagmi

[Anonymous No.53878999]

>>53878968
Lol the ESL didn’t even browse what he linked

[Anonymous No.53879011]

>>53878975
Notice how he can only say 2 words

[Anonymous No.53879119]

>>53879011
>an amerimutt feeling proud for speaking language of their colonizers

[Anonymous No.53879359]

>>53879119
The ESL begins seething

[Anonymous No.53879419]

>>53878874
>Partners

There's that word again...

[Anonymous No.53879533]

>>53879419
>>Partners

[Anonymous No.53879701]

>>53878937
what

[Anonymous No.53879784]

>>53879701
Faggot

[Anonymous No.53879808]

>>53878968
Who the fuck even knew what "vdigitalassetbroker" was before a few hours ago? This seems like some standard innovation type subsidiary that most companies have. This will disappear just like oracle and docusign.

[Anonymous No.53879828]

>>53878958
kek

[Anonymous No.53879846]

>>53878966
>I open my metamask wallet for The Dev
kek and checked. based story

[Anonymous No.53879997]

>>53879808
Remember Oracle's blockchain integration? So many made up basement projects

>Microsoft Cryptlets
>Oracle blockchain startup program
>Docusign and Gonser
>Blythe Masters/Digital Asset
>Christine Moy
>T-Mobile's pink wojak node

[Anonymous No.53880023]

The fud in this thread is like taking a nice sip of expensive wine in a lovely warm bath while the screams of your enemies waft up from your dungeon.
We've made it. Keep seething. Fuck me this is a nice feeling. I've really missed it. Smug mode: activated.

[Anonymous No.53881691]

>>53878929
>>53878958
>>53878999
>>53879011
>>53879359
>>53879419
>>53879533
>>53879808
>>53879997
The usual discord nufudders are actually a lower form of life than unpaid internet janitors:
>constantly making 50+ pbtid fudding in discussion threads over 10+ hours whenever they're up
>the rest of the time they seem to be seething, samefagging, and monitoring in up to 6 fud threads at any one time during their "rush hour"
>they have been doing this possibly since 2021, when a lot of them bought the top and never recovered
>others lost their stacks on bancor and celsius
>some even think that they're "fighting the wef" by posting on here - yes they're that retarded
>lets be generous with the math and say that they've only done this for five days a week (including holidays) for one year (50x52=2600 hours spent doing this maybe)
>all over an apparently shitty and unimportant crypto
>on a board that doesn't even affect the prices
>all for FREE
Jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.53881861]

>>53881691
Imagine the smell of the person posting this copypasta over and over

[Anonymous No.53881925]

>>53878929
>>53878958

[Anonymous No.53881934]

>>53881861
I really doubt its just one person. I post it as well sometimes just for salty fudder (you)s and also because of how all they can do in response is deflect, cope, and seethe.

[Anonymous No.53881945]

>>53881861
>the smell of someone obsessed with something they're invested in
>the smell of someone obsessed with something they aren't even invested in
i'll take a stinky linkie over the illness of an unironic fudder

[Anonymous No.53881957]

>>53880023
You're gonna lose it all, sorry mate. Link is just like any other crypto scam and if you can't see at this point, there is no hope for you.

[Anonymous No.53881975]

>>53880023
>The fud in this thread is like taking a nice sip of expensive wine in a lovely warm bath while the screams of your enemies waft up from your dungeon.
KEK

[Anonymous No.53882058]

I’m posting this portfolio every thread that has fudder in its

[Anonymous No.53882198]

By 'partnership' they mean they've switched to Vodafone as their phone company so that their HR roasties can continue gossiping on the phone all day

[Anonymous No.53883171]

>>53881691
Esl reduced to copy and paste

[Anonymous No.53883220]

>>53881957
>>53880023
Lol..now every time i read a fudfag post my mind defaults to picturing them covered in shit crying up from some dark dungeon.

[Anonymous No.53884514]

>>53878874

[Anonymous No.53884696]

>>53884514
"certain products", so not all of them.

And then there are Vodafone, IBM, Tata, and R3 too.

[Anonymous No.53887143]

The tokenomics are a complete joke. You have to be very low iq to actually be surprised by link never pumping.
The circulating supply just keeps going up which kills any upwards momentum. Thats why smart money stays away from this shitcoin. 6 years later and sergey STILL has half the supply left, at this rate it will take 20 years for the dumping to finish. Nobody in crypto wants to baghold a risky asset for decades in an industry where every shitcoin has a very short lifespan.

[Anonymous No.53887991]

POO POO
PEE PEE
STINKY
LINKY
SEETHE
COPE
DILE 8
BASED

[Anonymous No.53888049]

>>53880023
Have you looked at the price lately you wretched subhuman? Fucking kill yourself

[Anonymous No.53888205]

>>53880023

[Anonymous No.53888215]

>>53888049
I'm sorry I can't hear your muffled screaming over Vivaldi's La Stravagansa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP73569coeo

But do keep screaming at me I'll be sure to feed you some scraps later kek.

[Anonymous No.53888255]

im a plus-sized individual (he/she/they) and honestly happy Sergey dumped on all of you jerks for weight-shaming him. link was on its way to $100 in 2021 but the costs for the therapy he desperately needed from all the shaming were astronomical. Serves you right. Let this be a lesson to you to be nicer to people who come from different backgrounds and to start appreciating weight diversity.

[Anonymous No.53888923]

53879808
Can you not use Google? There are many pieces going back to 20/21 related to vdab - then silence. Now this site + podcast with the vdab leader which positively reeks of token is sneeded. This is identical to swift -do some work, no publicity for years then resurface.
We are only privy to a crumbs of what is going on

[Anonymous No.53888936]

>>53880023
it’s comfy brother, I love people who FUD LINK. So many hours wasted, they could have gotten a girlfriend

[Sage No.53888947]

>>53878874
Holy shit it's 2023 and you morons still think a "partnership" fucking matters and magically drives up value? Do you retards even know wtf a "partnership" means lmao?

[Anonymous No.53888976]

>>53888947
just say it, just say token not needed so you can get paid for the day

[Anonymous No.53889053]

>>53888947
It means theyre building the internet of things integrating link into billions of devices worldwide. They say themselves on the site what this is about. Now you see why BTC had to dump...

[Anonymous No.53889139]

>>53889053
>They say themselves on the site what this is about.
This is what it has always been about. Problem is they don't call out link beyond that carousel. The claims that are made in the podcast are impossible without link, but to understand this one requires a deeper understanding of link and the forethought to realise that this is what they are trying to create. One understanding cannot exist without the other - which is why link is so hard for the majority of crypt (and posters in general) to grok

[Anonymous No.53889413]

>>53888976
>>53889053
Token not needed or wanted. No one is going to pay money every time they use an electronic device lmao

[Anonymous No.53889470]

>>53889413
But anon why wouldn't you want to start charging your room mate when they drink more than three of your coffees each day? The connected coffee machine talks to their device when then talks to their account and transfers the $2 you are asking for seamlessly. We could extend this out further - all interactions with the machine require a corresponding device - which you have a whitelist for. Randoms can't just start making coffees without payment and bob, who constantly leaves it in a mess has been blacklisted - he will have to simply create a new coffee machine in order to participate in society once more.

[Anonymous No.53889856]

>>53889470
Pie in the sky bullshit

[Anonymous No.53890150]

>>53888049
Sounds like someone lost their stack on shady lending platforms
>kek

[Anonymous No.53890386]

Hahaha Its dumping

[Anonymous No.53890571]

>>53884514
Does nobody think the timing of this article a literal day after we found out about the Vodafone partnership is strange??? Why am I the only one noticing this? If there is people suppressing the price they would immediately put out a piece like this for their fudders to use.

[Anonymous No.53890603]

>>53878874
it’s probably going to rocket within the next year

It was never going to capture the SWIFT network day 1 - more than likely these smaller projects (small? ROFL these are 2-5 trillion dollar projects) will be rolling out continuously till 2025 escalating the link price and putting immense pressure on the network building trust.

That’s most likely the point IMO it will have been stress tested to the point it is adopted by swift in 2026-2027.

Im not fudding, I might be retarded, but I legitimately believe a $10,000 link is a low ball.

[Anonymous No.53890622]

>>53890603
Also, for you schitzos out there, 2026 will be the 7 year anniversary of Chainlink mainnet

[Anonymous No.53890663]

>>53890603
I legitimately believe you belong in a lunatic asylum.

[Anonymous No.53890736]

>>53890571
>Vodafone partnership is strange
Don't you think the timing of the posting here with the vodafone DAB page going live is strange?

[Anonymous No.53890764]

>>53890571
was it strange when all those banks were shitting on crypto and then it was revealed they had been building and accumulating for a long time? no of course it wasn't strange. neither is this

[Anonymous No.53890765]

>>53890571
>>53890736
its from the fucking team trying to make it seam like they have been doing something with our money this whole time

[Anonymous No.53890852]

>>53878874
Can some one post the link to Vodafone website?

[Anonymous No.53891480]

>>53890852
https://www.vdigitalassetbroker.com/#ecosystem?s=true

[Anonymous No.53891557]

linkies utterly ass ravaged

last chance to sell above $4 incoming

[Anonymous No.53891759]

>>53890765
Yes it could be, or someone from vodafone. It wasn't organically found by biz as biz hasn't ever talked about vodafone in depth.