/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.53857668]

Comfy Night Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com


>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Previous >>53853882

[Anonymous No.53857675]

>>53857668
>Cocks
>gay sex

[Anonymous No.53857691]

oooo my comfy gain be doing a little something frens.

[Anonymous No.53857695]

>Ran a script to download market history while I was at work
>Only hit 7000 instead of 16000 symbols, and missed Canada

[Anonymous No.53857702]

Not selling until I get my female broker gf.

[Anonymous No.53857732]

It has been a fun week bros. I am ngmi.

[Anonymous No.53857733]

oil is going up next week right?

[Anonymous No.53857759]

>>53857733
If you're long, it'll go down.
The stock market is like the Sorting Hat. Anons who are ngmi get frontrun on every trade. Anons who were born lucky get money and wealth

[Anonymous No.53857768]

>>53857733
We need to test the 60 floor

[Anonymous No.53857773]

>>53857732
Same. At least we have reimu's armpits to get us by.

[Anonymous No.53857781]

>>53857702
finance girls have fine ass, have you ever considered working at a brokerage?

[Anonymous No.53857782]

>>53857777
>>53857777


Yeah that's me, a bogle-chad

[Anonymous No.53857786]

>>53857732
been there fren but things are better now!

[Anonymous No.53857798]

All I need is one 10x. It’s so frustrating. The worst part about it is that I’ve already caught numerous runners even better than that. I had a 111x and a 32x, but I only dropped play money on them. Fuck. Why can’t I get one insider tip? That’s all I need. Just one for sure thing I can drop 100k on and wait.

[Anonymous No.53857808]

>>53857798
Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave.
>>53841829

[Anonymous No.53857822]

>>53857798
You think like a crack addict but crack users find peace.

[Anonymous No.53857829]

why are foids in this server so god damn ugly? like i'm not even looking for a relationship, it just pisses me off that ugly foids are even trying to make the discussion all about them and that's irritating as hell.>>53857798

[Anonymous No.53857836]

>>53857668
i i imagine bros if she ate that entire halal plate
AND THEN SHE TOOK A FEMME DE LA TOOT RIGHT OUT HER TINY BOOT

[Anonymous No.53857872]

>>53857808
BBBY already happened. I’m not buying those bags.

[Anonymous No.53857987]

[Anonymous No.53857991]

>>53857798
If you can accept the reward of a 10x, you also acknowledge the risk of a 90% loss.

[Anonymous No.53858000]

>>53857798
C3ai would likely be a good trade to the upside. It wont be a 10x but it'll be a good trade.

[Anonymous No.53858014]

>>53857987
In the future you will remember that if you want to move to a new broker, to liquidate everything first and then just move the cash. Lol on the options.

[Anonymous No.53858022]

>>53858000
Thanks for the suggestion. I was in their building a couple of years ago and looked up their stock. It seemed stupid and overvalued. I guess it turns out it was because it dumped majorly.

[Anonymous No.53858036]

>>53857822
I just want to spend more time with my kids.

[Anonymous No.53858054]

>>53858022
Yeah, just set a stop and be ready to dump. ER the 2nd, it'll be pretty bad but I imagine that will be bullish somehow because omg AI is gunna take our jobs.

[Anonymous No.53858061]

>>53857732

You are the RAREST Pepe.

[Anonymous No.53858088]

HAPPENING INTC GONGO UP
>>53852528

[Anonymous No.53858104]

>>53857798
I have the next 10x but I'm not telling you.

[Anonymous No.53858113]

>>53858088
>This is 2-3X on spot in year or two guaranteed, add leverage to that and you get 5-6X minimum if you time the bottom right.
Sounds legit...

[Anonymous No.53858116]

>>53858104

[Anonymous No.53858175]

What's it gonna be for next week, giga pump or giga dump?

[Anonymous No.53858180]

The rarest pepe was you all along.

[Anonymous No.53858239]

>>53857668
I hate minorities. How do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.53858273]

>>53857668
I love this woman

[Anonymous No.53858281]

i don't get it. what the FUCK does this company actually do and why is it shilled so hard here? what's the edge?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ6AePYvUVY

[Anonymous No.53858290]

>>53858281
>he doesn't know
I'm not being an epic memelord, I don't have a position, but if you are incapable of figuring anything out on your own, you deserve to lose money one way or the other. Put some work int and figure some things out on your own.

[Anonymous No.53858292]

>>53858273
me too anon, shes /our girl/

[Anonymous No.53858303]

>>53858175
I do business with some of those companies
In fact, I did business with one of them yesterday

[Anonymous No.53858321]

>>53858292
delet

[Anonymous No.53858324]

>>53858239
A short NACP, long SPY strategy would actually have returned like 5% over the past 6 months.

[Anonymous No.53858380]

>Oh hiding them under the seafoam
>Package them like a cheap gift
>You're nesting under the corridor
>
>Adolescent fiance
>I'm just flesh to give away
>Adolescent fiance
>I'm just flesh to give away

[Anonymous No.53858382]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.53858396]

>>53858175
bad news after bad news, more in line with what Walmart / Dominos reported in that the consumer is very weak
probably first earnings week of this season that will be disappointment after disappointment

[Anonymous No.53858401]

>>53858292

what does this even mean? retard fucking whores

[Anonymous No.53858417]

>>53858401
It means as soon as they get back they get comfy

[Anonymous No.53858420]

>>53858104
It’s probably some bioshit that’ll go -90% anyway.

[Anonymous No.53858432]

>>53858281
Skywater is a solid company with a good outlook, anon. I don’t know why it makes people so angry desu.

[Anonymous No.53858499]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53858557]

As a high functioning sigma male
I did what only a man of my stature could
I played bloons tower defense all day

[Anonymous No.53858567]

>>53858401
they dressed nicely just to sit on the couch comfy and not be a whore anon

[Anonymous No.53858576]

>Can look at the % change and scale it by volume to see the cash inflow/outflow on a particular sector or ticker
But what about ETFs? They track equity movement (in most cases). Would it make sense to count cash flows for them too?

>>53858432
FUD is a great indicator, that means people either don't understand the thesis or are trying to accumulate bags themselves.

>>53858557
With one hand?

[Anonymous No.53858585]

OK, what the hell, NTDOY? You had support at $10!

[Anonymous No.53858591]

>pre-futures

[Anonymous No.53858634]

>>53858576
What type of degenerate do you think I am with a deflation of balloons fetish.

[Anonymous No.53858656]

>>53857668
Anons I'm drunk rn. And anytime I'm drunk I'm reminded of how much I love life. I hope you all 100× your portfolio.

[Anonymous No.53858673]

>>53858656
100x fuckall is still fuckall but thanks

[Anonymous No.53858695]

>>53858634
Erections are transitory, with or without a hard landing.

[Anonymous No.53858726]

>>53858396
well I guess now that you mention it, I can see shit like Target, Kohl's, Macy's and even goyslop like Wendy's and Jack in the box to do worse. much worse now christmas is long over.

[Anonymous No.53858735]

>>53858656
A x10 would do me

[Anonymous No.53858738]

>>53858591
it's the weekend stop looking at charts

[Anonymous No.53858766]

>>53858576
I've been wondering for a long time: when you sell a share of an ETF do they sell the fractional shares equal to the amount you sold? SPY has shares as holdings, so when you buy/sell SPY don't they have to buy/sell shares?

[Anonymous No.53858861]

>>53858766
Look up the ETF creation/redemption process. A retail investor like you selling an ETF share doesn't automatically do anything, but certain companies can trade a bunch of ETF shares with the ETF sponsor in exchange for the underlying shares.

[Anonymous No.53858866]

>>53858766
u sell a share unit of an ETF to a person, they receive the share of the ETF, no underlying stocks move. if there are no ETFs being sold, then the fund holder issues new shares of ETF units to the buyer(which causes them to buy the stock)

also there are Synthetic ETFs. ETFs that follow the index to a T, but don't actually own the shares.

[Anonymous No.53858938]

>>53858738
stop liking evil women

[Anonymous No.53858957]

>>53858396
man i got raped by dominos, i didnt think people would stop buying delivery... why would they stop with dominos but not with other delivery apps?

[Anonymous No.53858982]

>>53858957
>why don't people want to pay through the ass plus taxes and tip for garbage pizza?
Gee, I don't know anon.

[Anonymous No.53859001]

You guys should combine the stock market and PMG threads. Both of these worthless investment vehicles taking up 2 spots in the catalog.

[Anonymous No.53859009]

>>53858982
their pizza is great and their revenue still grew it just slowed down less than estimates

[Anonymous No.53859015]

>>53859001
can't wait for shitcoins to go to $0 over-night when the fed releases their own digital cash protocol. will be incredible to see the butthurt

[Anonymous No.53859026]

>>53859001
/smg/ and our children /pmg/ and /cmmg/ are the only valuable threads on /biz/ crypto shitters have already been heemed so i dont need to

[Anonymous No.53859036]

>>53859009
>their pizza is great

[Anonymous No.53859096]

I like gold and silver nut they don't pay dividends so should cut back on buying them. And cmmg is an even bigger scam than the rest if the shitcoin threads.

[Anonymous No.53859133]

>>53859096
Dividends are your friend, there’s gold mining companies that pay good divvies. This way you can keep your love of gold and still collect payment

[Anonymous No.53859164]

why do you guys make fun of jay powell in these threads, he's just doing his job. and he doesn't get paid very much for it. he's basically the rocker of the financial world.

[Anonymous No.53859195]

so which is it, are we in a bear market or just a pullback

for fuck sake why can't people agree on a basic thing like this

[Anonymous No.53859210]

>>53859164
We are just abit whacky here, enjoy it while it lasts because jay powell is highly meme-able. Soon we will get some diversity hire and all the fun will stop

[Sage No.53859221]

>>53859195
Gigabear market disguised as a crab market disguised as a bull market

[Anonymous No.53859254]

>The UK's largest retailers have imposed national purchasing restrictions on fruit and vegetables due to high energy prices

How much longer until UK crumbles like the Roman Empire did?

[Anonymous No.53859257]

>had a dream that told me I was literally retarded for not buying amazon stock at these levels, paired with an extremely in-depth explanation that I can't remember anymore
...should I listen, bros?

[Anonymous No.53859265]

>>53859210
I think they learned their lesson about that after this guy nearly collapsed the UK pension funds with his retarded bullshit

[Anonymous No.53859268]

>>53859254
You watch the FTSE will make all time highs next week

[Anonymous No.53859270]

>>53859257
cant hurt to make a small schizo position

[Anonymous No.53859278]

>>53859265
This nignog was Uber based, fuck the pensions and reduce the taxes. Unfortunately the media wasn’t having it so he was ousted

[Anonymous No.53859302]

>>53859270
Guess you're right, fuck it.

[Anonymous No.53859305]

Day 17 of building a billion dollar company in under five years. The first actuator prototype is complete. I will need to make some revisions.

>>53848659

[Anonymous No.53859333]

>>53859278
yeah what could go wrong increasing money supply in the worst inflationary period in 30+ years

[Anonymous No.53859339]

Don't forget to buy rycey next week. they posted good earnings last week and went up over 20%

[Anonymous No.53859343]

oh fug

[Anonymous No.53859354]

>>53859333
Who cares, inflation is good it means debt becomes cheaper and asset prices go up. They’ve been trying to get inflation for 20 years desperately and now it’s here everyone is losing their shit about it

[Anonymous No.53859360]

I have way too much cash and looking to build up my portfolio by dumping stupid amounts into the following:
>Intel
>AMD
>Corsair
>TSMC
>Nokia
>Amazon
>BLK
>maybe load up more on Rolls Royce, but my entry was like 95p
Any additions or suggestions?

[Anonymous No.53859393]

>>53859360
google?

[Anonymous No.53859418]

>>53859360
AQB of course

[Anonymous No.53859424]

>>53859393
Good shout
>>53859418
Kek that chart

[Anonymous No.53859442]

>>53858292
how is something so beautiful allowed to exist?

[Anonymous No.53859448]

>>53859424
Exactly its at the bottom, time for the 10x!

[Anonymous No.53859465]

>>53859448
thats bullshit
ill procure 10000 shares tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53859470]

Hey boomer faggots, I hold chainlink, ticker: LINK.

[Anonymous No.53859496]

>>53859470
and nobody cares so you show up here? sounds terrible

[Anonymous No.53859501]

>>53859496
I'm here to shill chainlink to your stock boomers. I also do hold one stock, NVIDIA, and I will purchase more shares this week.

[Anonymous No.53859559]

>>53859096
What they never really explain because it would hurt their argument is that gold and silver are both long-term plays
You won't make money buying them now, they're basically insurance against a retarded central bank aka a central bank.
That said, you should definitely own some of both. The silver thesis is that once fiat collapses (and it will), people will be forced to re-adopt silver as currency.
Right now the silver supply seems fuckhueg because no one has really taken the idea of it being money seriously but when that day comes the supply will vanish instantly.
Don't go crazy, just build a little stack of like 100oz, that will only cost like $3000 which is not much for many anons here.
I'm not expecting my stack to matter for a few years, but I don't want to be without insurance the day SHTF.
Also there's the idea that countries with collapsing economies and monetary systems will actually start adopting silver early and drain the supply further. It may only become noticeable very late in the West, so there's that added event risk.

[Anonymous No.53859566]

>>53859268
The s&p also made record highs around the time of the 1929 crash. Same with the Tokyo stock exchange. Japan never recovered either. I expect the UK to be around the same or worse than Japan.

[Anonymous No.53859577]

>>53859278
This. There's no actual desire to succeed or vision for how to succeed in the UK now. It's an open-air old people's home and a day care for adult women.
You can safely bet against the FTSE at this level.

[Anonymous No.53859622]

>64% of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck, a near all-time high, per CNBC

man when you combine that shit with car loan delinquencies, low savings, housing crash and credit debt bubble on the verge of popping...its gonna be a biblical domino effect kek.

[Anonymous No.53859673]

>>53859622
Priced in

[Anonymous No.53859675]

>>53859622
imagine the cheapies

[Anonymous No.53859697]

Hello my favorite /smg/ posters, for once I will step out of the shadows, stop lurking, to ask your takes on something:

If I want monthly cash flow is property the smartest thing I can buy?

I would be looking at 0.5-1% of initial investment per month with property. The only other thing I can think of is dividends but they give you a pathetic amount.

[Anonymous No.53859711]

Or maybe a better question is (though I would expect some retarded answers):

What would you do if you had $500,000?

>>53859697

[Anonymous No.53859738]

>>53859360
Why Nokia? Or is this some meta trolling I've missed.

[Anonymous No.53859751]

>>53859711
All in AQB

[Anonymous No.53859756]

Why don't people here talk about figuring out money more? The way he says it could go up or it could go down seems more convincing to me then when other youtubers say it.

[Anonymous No.53859764]

>>53859711
>What would you do if you had $500,000?
Dollar cost average 400k worth in to spy. 100k kept liquid for swing trading. Buying one or two properties to rent out is also a possibility but I would be hesitant to do that right this moment as there is risk of another housing market crash.

[Anonymous No.53859862]

The divy goal life. Imagine getting $1 billion per year in divies...Your wealth is unstoppable at that point.

[Anonymous No.53859892]

>almost three weeks of total portfolio stagnation
i am financially bored bros; not a single thing is moving because of meme megacap indexes

[Anonymous No.53859895]

>>53859892
i meant three months... i'm in total cope where i just lie to myself at this point it seems

[Anonymous No.53859913]

>>53859711
I'd sell weekly puts on SPY and if it goes down enough I'd sell another and keep averaging in gradually. Baghold until we're back to my average if necessary, then switch to selling calls.

[Anonymous No.53859918]

>>53859895
Trading is not a source of entertainment.

[Anonymous No.53859925]

>>53859918
>Trading
strong implication any trading can be done in a market that closes where it opens for an entire year; the same with investing when nothing fucking moves

even investing is pointless now, because again nothing moves, if it does it goes down; no sector is doing anything other than following meme indexes; can't even farm dividends because even those are getting memed and cutting yields

[Anonymous No.53859950]

Do you feel it?

Do you feel what's coming next...

[Anonymous No.53859955]

>>53859950
i don't give a shit if there's a huge crash, i just want something to happen so things actually move again

[Anonymous No.53859961]

>>53859955
Spy moved +20% in 4 months what the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.53859967]

>>53859955
This chart looks exactly like the return to normal phase

[Anonymous No.53859973]

>>53859950
I do

[Anonymous No.53859988]

>>53859955
after dropping 40% anon, and the only thing that caused it was megacaps applying a bandaid on their share prices by firing thousands of poojets and zoomer hr women; nothing else moved
>>53859967
>rejected off the monthly ma in the bollinger
yeah the indexes look like shit when you actually zoom out, just slow downward consolidation and rejections as it hugs the ma, looks like it really wants to just dump

i just fucking wish it would already

[Anonymous No.53859999]

>>53859988
>>53859961
really not paying attention today but there you go there's your (You)

[Anonymous No.53860008]

>>53859862
That's about 60 bill in shares btw

[Anonymous No.53860013]

>>53859999
wasted

[Anonymous No.53860020]

>>53860013
given the amount of phonefags on here these days, nobody really checks 'em anymore anyway

sad times

[Anonymous No.53860032]

>>53859764
I think there's as much risk of a housing market crash as there is a stock market crash. The difference is that property is more tangible.
>>53859913
This anon has a better version of your suggestion which I still think it's not a great idea.

Everybody answers the stupid question and not the smart question.
>>53859697

[Anonymous No.53860056]

>>53860008
About $30 billion net worth. Yeah I didnt realize he had that much already. Doesnt make it sound as impressive now. Still goals to invest towards.

[Anonymous No.53860259]

>>53857668
What are your anons thoughts on this anon saying that oil is going to 5k usd? >>53850992

[Anonymous No.53860284]

>>53860259
>>53851758

[Anonymous No.53860309]

what are the financial implications of this

[Anonymous No.53860374]

>>53860309
I mean. Does it *really* make a difference if it was this or bat soup? The cat is already out of the bag, we are already degloobalizing, and the Ch*nese have a bad rep the world over as they should.

[Anonymous No.53860412]

>>53860374
>>53860309
It just means further removing industry supply lines from china. And it wont be the end of globalization. Some stuff is coming back like some chip plants but everything is primarily moving to vietnam, cambodia, Philippines and such. Even chinese companies are moving to cambodia because they work even cheaper than the chinese workers.

[Anonymous No.53860433]

>>53860309
by most likely it means it absolutely was the chink

[Anonymous No.53860442]

>>53860412
>And it wont be the end of globalization
the war in ukraine continuing and maybe spreading is quite literally the last resort of killing off globalisation, the chink has even admitted it https://www.scmp.com/comment/opinion/article/3173599/china-has-much-lose-war-ukraine-turns-europe-away-globalisation

war makes industry domestic and makes citizens nationalists

[Anonymous No.53860464]

>>53860442
True but i dont see where the nationalists are going to get their cheap clothing from outside of south east asia and india. I get what you mean but it will probably only be the essential industries moving back.

[Anonymous No.53860475]

>>53860412
Cambodia is completely in bed with China and is practically their vassal state at this point. Theyre not getting any Western manufacturing.

[Anonymous No.53860484]

>>53860464
that's where much of the hardships come in as nations struggle to find reliable and affordable friends; honestly even though it'd fuck up the west for a while it'd be the best move in decades, that wartime economy has its perks

[Anonymous No.53860545]

What's your worst trade?

[Anonymous No.53860561]

Does /smg/ believe in Aliens? Not some stupid incel Martian but a Gigachad Annunaki Mf.

[Anonymous No.53860587]

How long do I have until emerging markets are priced in for higher fed rates? I'm dumping every penny I can scrounge into these cheapies

[Anonymous No.53860591]

>>53860545
Holding onto these for life

[Anonymous No.53860593]

>>53859955
you realize the crabbing happened as soon as spy/qqq offered 0DE daily options? the behavior of these 2 indices has changed completely. its sickening.

[Anonymous No.53860597]

>>53858036
probably the same dude who made picrelated

[Anonymous No.53860629]

>>53860475
I dont know much about that so ill take your word for it but the chinese are moving there anyway. It will just become like the US were the elites outsourced to other countries. Chinese people wont be able to work in a factory for a good living anymore. But i dont think they made a switch to a tech based society.

[Anonymous No.53860635]

>>53860545
Sierra Metals
Down 75% on that bad boi
I ""bought the dip"" then their situation kept getting even worse

[Anonymous No.53860650]

>futuros

[Anonymous No.53860684]

>>53858292
cute roasties

[Anonymous No.53860705]

>>53860593
What was the exact date they started doing this? Do you know?

[Anonymous No.53860726]

>>53859955
Tell the retarded permabulls to stop buying the dip every single fucking day. Look at that chart, each day for like the past week the opening of the day never opened above the previous day close- the market would dump overnight night and then retards would buy it up during the day, then it would dump at night again and then retards would buy it up during the day, then it would dump at night again, rinse repeat. FOMO retards from wallstreetbets are unrionically ruining the flow of the market, might be time to just trade Futures.

[Anonymous No.53860819]

>>53860593
"crabbing" is just a robinhood zoomer term for consolidation, which is what we're seeing as a result of an incredible indecisive market

[Anonymous No.53860829]

Why does my broker want to pay me 4.55% p.a. to short South Africa? It's literally free money.

[Anonymous No.53860830]

>>53860726
that's not what's happening at all, there's less liquidity and less risk taking place, more indecisive action that's got the price stuck in a consolidation period which higher downside probability than up

it isn't some wsb permabull retail fags, it's big money just having no fucking clue how to perceive this market's direction

[Anonymous No.53860843]

>>53859195
Because were right on a crucial support line. That being said, it doesnt look likely to hold.

[Anonymous No.53860857]

>>53859622
Couldn't happen to a group of more deserving, delusional brainwashed idiots. I welcome the collapse.

[Anonymous No.53860881]

>>53860830
Inflation was coming in hotter and hotter for the past two weeks, it was obvious what the smart money wants to do in an environment like that, and it probably wouldve already played out by now if it wasnt for the flood of new 0DTE option gambling tards buying the dip at each market open. Its not indecisive at all, not if you watch the Futures markets in the after hours.

[Anonymous No.53860903]

reading some of the dumbest, most uneducated and retarded opinions i've seen in awhile. i hope you're just students or something.

[Anonymous No.53860907]

>>53860650
can u ask the funny man what good reasons there are to die

[Anonymous No.53860912]

>>53860705
11/14/22

[Anonymous No.53860914]

JEPI bros WW@. gonna start grinding/brewing my own coffee instead of going to starbucks. any brands of beans you guys recommend?

[Anonymous No.53860958]

>>53860912
Thanks, anon. Yeah that feels about right.

[Anonymous No.53860972]

Waiting until Monday

[Anonymous No.53860974]

Good morning, sunday morning

[Anonymous No.53860976]

>>53860914
For getting ready for market opens and needing to wake up quick- Nescafe instant coffee. Literally instant crack in a jar. Fast and easy to make too. Not the most exotic, but its by far the most functional out of anything youll get.

[Anonymous No.53860980]

>>53860829
wtf I should short Lean Hogs?

[Anonymous No.53860984]

OXY earnings next week better be gangbusters. I am not going to stand another DVN moment

[Anonymous No.53861003]

Housing market showing some bad signs. I feel like the spice is just beginning.

[Anonymous No.53861021]

>>53860903
oh wow, enlighten us then with your wisdom, mysterious retard.

[Anonymous No.53861025]

>>53860976
no instant coffee. i wake up early so i have plenty of time to grind the beans and brew the coffeee and make breakfast. i want to see what its like being a coffee snob. lots of recognizable comapnies are reporting earning next week, is this going to be a red week?

>>53861003
its been showing signs since last year

[Anonymous No.53861031]

>>53861003
>Housing market showing some bad signs
oh dear. how terrible.

[Anonymous No.53861034]

>>53859009
Domino's is fucking garbage. After all these years they STILL have not been able to improve their cardboard crust. It's fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.53861037]

>>53860914
I wish I could buy Jepi

[Anonymous No.53861049]

>>53861025
>its been showing signs since last year
Very true, but, also starting to see anecdotal signs driving around my city. I've noticed way more houses for rent and houses staying on the market much longer. I wonder how high JP will raise the rates. Seems like we need a lot more... I mean I have to go to Atlanta next week and getting flights and hotels was a nightmare. Lots of travel. Restaurants are packed too here.

[Anonymous No.53861069]

>>53860907
You want it phrased like, that or something different?

Buy AMD btw. This shit is already incredible and will only get better. I also use it for my do-nothing tech job so I can do even less and still get paid. The censorship stuff is kinda of lame though tbhwy but I tried to get DAN in on this shit. I think you can install ChatGPT locally, can't you? I wonder if someone can jailbreak this shit so you can get around the censorship some day.

[Anonymous No.53861074]

Is the only reason to get your own place so you can fuck random holes? I don't see any reason to give money to a ((landlord)) before I'm married and wanting to settle down but people act like its the fucking tits to move out the literal second you turn 18 and give all your money to ((schecklesburg))

But then can't explain why. It 100% seems like a sex thing but thats not worth half a fucking paycheck

[Anonymous No.53861080]

>>53861074
Sex is overrated it’s a messy job the juices get everywhere

[Anonymous No.53861088]

>>53861080
Sex sounds great I just hate women so there's a problem

[Anonymous No.53861098]

>>53861074
>before I'm married
Yes, girls are very impress when you bring them back to your parents place.

[Anonymous No.53861105]

>>53861069
oh no the AI is already neutered :(
i know the older ai bots gave up actual answers

i mean it will probably answer if it's in terms of "medical assistance in dying" but that would boring and restricted to terminal illnesses

[Anonymous No.53861108]

Sigh another day. Just $40 left to go till I crack 1000 divvy. Between DIS reinstating theirs and my other holdings punting out their divvy through out the year I'll crack it by year end without me having to bag anything else. But where's the fun in that?

[Anonymous No.53861112]

Is this a good time to invest in UHaul, Ryder, and other rental truck companies?

[Anonymous No.53861115]

>>53861098
I love my parents and my sibling more than some entitled whore

[Anonymous No.53861119]

just put RKLB in a roth and forget it. You WILL make it if you do that right now. The future is so bright for this company its insane

[Anonymous No.53861122]

>>53860545
Biotech and Chinese tech stocks. Went down like 80%

[Anonymous No.53861124]

>>53861115
Then you wont get any.
Simple as.

[Anonymous No.53861137]

>>53861098
>bring them back to your parents place
Why not show a bit of class by renting a nice weekend get away for sex. Nice cabin inna woods, by a beach, or just someplace nice. Taking a women to your parents house for sex is only one step above doing it in your car.

[Anonymous No.53861142]

>>53858292
NAME NOW PLEASE

[Anonymous No.53861146]

>>53861124
Well awesome I'll be fun seeing society collapse because at some point the whole thing got designed around women

[Anonymous No.53861170]

>>53861105
*shrugs* idk what to tell you anon. still plenty of fun uses for entertainment or for work. just gotta be careful around (((controversial))) subjects.

Original prompt was:
>Write a script for the opening scene in a buddy cop movie with Biden as the good cop who is secretly getting bribed by the russians while Trump is the bad cop always breaking the rules of government and getting into trouble in the news while being a master of solving tough cases of fraud in the government or as he liked to call it, "draining the swamp".

I can give you that first response too if you like.

[Anonymous No.53861179]

uh, Mumubros?

[Anonymous No.53861189]

>>53861074
Yes, you are correct. Thats all there is to it. You're right its a waste of money.

>>53861115
Absolutely based.

[Anonymous No.53861190]

>>53861179
>implying anyone here even knows what the warren buffet index is

[Anonymous No.53861206]

>>53861037
just buy it bro

>>53861049
yeah thats the lag everyone keeps talking about. it happens on paper then it slowly starts to affect people.

[Anonymous No.53861208]

>>53861069
AMD will be the first to crash in a high interest rate environment. I'm not touching a single tech stock until J Powell begins QE again.

[Anonymous No.53861231]

>>53861179

[Anonymous No.53861265]

>>53861179
I don't think it can be overstated how much the world of technology has changed in the past 15 years (since the release of the iPhone). I could see the argument for some of those companies being overvalued, but their space within society was literally a paradigm shift and we'll likely never see it as low as it was in 2009.

[Anonymous No.53861269]

>>53861231
>unforeseen events could impact the market in ways that we cannot anticipate

[Anonymous No.53861270]

Everyone shill be the best index funds, ETA, what have you, for Roths

[Anonymous No.53861277]

>>53861270
ETFs*** durrr

[Anonymous No.53861280]

>>53861265
Theyre going to crash at least to the low of 2022, if not lower. These tech companies are overleveraged to the tits from the past 10 years of cheap liquidity and higher interest rates are going to fuck them hard for at least the near term future.

[Anonymous No.53861288]

>>53861269
Let's be real here: all of this trading/investment stuff is just fun and games until AI takes all of our jobs and we all get to live the NEET dream or else be wiped out by Qui. And no Qui aren't letting you chill with them even if you have money if you're not Qui also.

[Anonymous No.53861290]

>>53861179
Charts just begging for slurpin

[Anonymous No.53861319]

>>53861206
Euro, we aren’t allowed to trade exotic American ETF’s

[Anonymous No.53861325]

>>53861179
I can't find it but there was an article showing that most of the pe ratio difference comes from the top 10 holdings. All of the S&P has a pe ratio of barely 20 and the extended market is 13 but then you have retarded shit in the top 10 like tesla 54 and it was 1000 at one point

[Anonymous No.53861338]

>>53861270
I got VNQ in my roth ira, and then my 401k is VTI and VXUS and company stock for now, and my brokerage is a 60/40 ratio VT/EDV

[Anonymous No.53861345]

>>53861319
sorry to hear that, i'll pray for you

[Anonymous No.53861449]

by all means anon keep buying calls then.

[Anonymous No.53861454]

>>53861338
nice picks, ty

[Anonymous No.53861489]

>>53861179
>>53861265
>>53861280
I'm gonna make a habit of using ChatGPT/DAN to respond to posts, here and on other boards. So I hope you guys are looking forward to that.

[Anonymous No.53861505]

>>53861265
True, and also there's just more people putting more money in the markets, so you'd expect to see some persistent equity overvaluation.

[Anonymous No.53861569]

https://www.youtube.com/live/4UL3keMTOAg?feature=share
lumberyard man and his audience wondering why everyone except themselves is seemingly able to frivolously spend...

[Anonymous No.53861581]

>>53861449
CBOE is getting filthy rich with this 0DTE gambling... (in commissions)

[Anonymous No.53861583]

What is the best brokerage that /smg/ uses? I want to get off Webullshit, they've been pissing me off.

[Anonymous No.53861588]

>>53861583
Depends on where you're located.

[Anonymous No.53861591]

>>53861583
not vanguard

[Anonymous No.53861599]

>>53861583
if you are looking for the most 'advanced', customizable, 'professional' interface use thinkorswim from TDA
if you are looking to only buy and sell options, especially option spreads / strangles etc, use tastytrade

[Anonymous No.53861604]

>>53861489
What gender will the frist femalr president be?

[Anonymous No.53861608]

>>53861583
100% Fidelity
>free trades on all stocks and etfs
>has the best mutual funds
There's literally not a single reason not to use it. Even if you're like me preferring Vanguard etfs you can just buy them at Fidelity

[Anonymous No.53861620]

>>53861608
>100% Fidelity
was Fidelity the brokerage that was supposedly getting access to the thinkorswim trading platform?
Or was it some other brokerage or were these fake news altogether?

[Anonymous No.53861626]

>>53861620
Honestly no idea. The only "scandel" I've heard with Fidelity is that they hang up on GME fags when they ask to drs their shares

[Anonymous No.53861629]

>>53861620
you are thinking about Schwab

[Anonymous No.53861633]

>>53861588
I'm in the U.S.

[Anonymous No.53861640]

>>53861604
In clown world this question is not as far fetched as it may seem. Imagine if Donald Trump wins and then to troll the media he starts identifying as a women. Would the headlines be “stunning and brave” or “first female president”? Would this be good for my portfolio? How would I profit?

[Anonymous No.53861683]

>>53861325
Nvidia currently has a p/e of 130 and is the 7th largest company by market cap

[Anonymous No.53861694]

>>53861640
Trump does not have the energy to do the job. The most dependable candidate is DeSantis by far. Hes turned Florida into one of the best states in the USA. Running out of space though to improve things. Texas is no longer the best place for business hqs after the legal axe was given to subsidary bankruptcy ruled invalid. Here was the texas rule
>hey we have babies cancer
>alright lets make a subsidary to handle the legal problems
>fund it 2 billion when not even 5% of cases are tried and its already a billion in damages
>oopsie we have to declare bankruptcy
>2 billion max payment sorry small family Corporation
>parent company now immune to further lawsuits

[Anonymous No.53861699]

>>53861683
Growth investors are a special type of stupid and single handedly prove the market is mot efficient
>there were actually retards buying tesla at 500 and 1000 pe

[Anonymous No.53861707]

>>53861608
>boomer interface
>super cucked about options approval
>no futures or forex
>niggers in advertisements
Fuck infidelity. I don't know why you shills keep gargling their balls like they're so fucking great.

[Anonymous No.53861709]

>>53861583
I use etoro as I can let others invest my money for me.
Platform is a nightmare though.

[Anonymous No.53861714]

>>53861707
>super cucked about options approval

[Anonymous No.53861718]

>>53861694
>given to subsidary bankruptcy ruled invalid
I just moved to Texas and the reputation this place has of freedom and independence is fake and gay. Its a corporate bureaucracy.

[Anonymous No.53861737]

>>53861699
Yeah it's absurd. I lost a lot of money shorting meme stocks. Fucking never again. I'm not touching that shit with a 10 foot pole going forward

[Anonymous No.53861744]

>>53861707
redditors that left robinhood because muh buy botton use it

[Anonymous No.53861750]

>>53860914
Just get beans from local roasters. Seem to be plenty all over.
Nothing like opening a bag of coffee that's been roasted less than 24h before you get it.

[Anonymous No.53861754]

>>53861640

[Anonymous No.53861764]

>>53858585
what are they gonna talk about?

[Anonymous No.53861771]

>>53861718
where do we go instead then?

[Anonymous No.53861787]

>>53861771
Beats me. Florida does seem good but I work in oil so driving from florida to any oil job would suck for me. But i dont really like any state at this point.

[Anonymous No.53861809]

>>53861714
>Oh yes mistress, limit me to only covered calls like the pathetic cuck I am because I've been a naughty, naughty boy. I don't DESERVE those other options strategies, those are only for Chad.

[Anonymous No.53861810]

>>53860597
I don’t know. It was on a power pole by one of my worksites and I took a photo of it because I thought it was funny.

[Anonymous No.53861812]

>>53861633
Some good advice for US coustomers >>53861599 >>53861608.
My "opinion:"
>if you 100% know what the fuck you are doing and are trading moderate to big volume: IBKR (Interactivebrokers) [NOTE: Having another brokerage that provides your with a good charting platform for free is almost a must with IBKR. For example: TD Ameritrade (TOS platform)]
>if you 100% think that you know what you're doing: TD Ameritrade which gives you access to one of the best trading and charting platforms for the US for freeeeeeee.
>if you're 100% unsure if you should think if you know what the fuck you're doing: Have picrelated hold your hand and get tastyworks.

[Anonymous No.53861838]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53861845]

>>53861108
1000 per month I hope. 1000 per year is nothing, neo boomer anon.

[Anonymous No.53861854]

>>53861583
I use E-Trade. Nice and easy. Can transfer cash and use it immediately without having to wait for it to settle (based on portfolio size). Ex: I transfer 5000, it says "go ahead invest it" even though its not settled. Exploiting this further, friday is kinda holding period. Nothing happens over the weekend. So I transfer money friday and use it, even though I know full well the cash to cover it is not in the bank yet. I get cash Saturday and deposit it. By time monday rolls around and E-Trade sucks the money from my account hey all is good. Also applies when payday rolls near. Ex, I don't get paid till 15 and 30th (or 28th depending). Can bag stocks a day before and not worry about any shortfalls.

[Anonymous No.53861873]

>>53861325
Why do people always point to Tesla’s pe when shit like NVDA, SHOP, and CRM are all far more overvalued? Even AMZN is negative now. Yes, Tesla is currently overvalued, but it’s not even the best example of market retardation.

[Anonymous No.53861877]

>>53859210
>Soon we will get some diversity hire
His name's Jerome and he's taking a lot of money from White people; how is he not a diversity hire?

[Anonymous No.53861879]

>>53861787
what if i'm a digital nomad? i've been putting a ton of time over the past year to learn coding and how to use MS Excel and JMP on top of my other electronics credentials. my main goal is to get in on the WFH movement and especially to be able to live wherever i want some day and work remote.

assuming that continues to be possible, so "going to work" isn't a problem, where is a good place to live? ideally with low cost of living and mostly white people. im not religious but i'll go to church for the community idgaf. i've always dreamed of more or less "retiring" in one of those small midwest towns in some flyover state that every kid wants to get out of to go to new york or california. im an introvert that just wants to retire early and play vidya and vape weed and make my own music for fun for the rest of my life tbhwy.

[Anonymous No.53861891]

>>53861873
the journey TSLA took to get here just happens to be super publicized and memorable.

[Anonymous No.53861913]

>>53861812
>TD Ameritrade which gives you access to one of the best trading and charting platforms for the US for freeeeeeee
What makes its charting platform better than say, TView?
t. Pro subscription and competent programmer

[Anonymous No.53861928]

Long term stockpicker here. Should I just sell all my shit and buy VOO?

[Anonymous No.53861931]

>>53858104
TELL ME DADDY

[Anonymous No.53861932]

>>53861879
Casper wyoming. I have some other ideas, what size of town do you want to live in? How important is easy air travel? Restaurants? Shopping? Bars?

[Anonymous No.53861949]

>>53861877
God, I love AI so much. Even with how wacky it can be right now, just the sheer fact that you can make images and stores and song lyrics and spreadsheets and code and all sorts of shit, even if it's not perfect, it's basically sci-fi shit to me at this point. I never thought it'd be this easy to make content for myself. I really really need to figure out how to make a youtube channel or something and use it to make content to make money, but I have no idea where to start. Yet, at the same time, I realize that I could just ask the AI where I should start and it could probably tell me lol. What a fucking time to be alive.

I'm doing my best but I really need to learn the syntax more of this shit so I can give better instructions.

[Anonymous No.53861950]

Futures

[Anonymous No.53861959]

>>53861809
Don't buy options at all you fucking gambling degenerate redditor
>"my "investing" needs to be like an arcade with flash colors! Dude the buttons!"

[Anonymous No.53861965]

>>53861873
Because to this day I have never seen another pe value in the top 10 holdings of thw S&P hit fucking 1000
And then STILL have buyers

[Anonymous No.53861982]

Sell. Do it. NOW!

[Anonymous No.53861985]

>>53861879
>less "retiring" in one of those small midwest towns in some flyover state
Thats fine and I hope you get that. Probably wyoming or other midwest states like missouri or arkanas depending on what climate you like. But ultimately you probably wont like midwes towns. I am an introvert too and after living there a while it just becomes depressing. Its not nice, its all broken down and miserable. You arent going to know your neighbors who live miles away and there wont be a cute community. If anything id say smaller cities like topeka or sioux falls in midwest areas is what you want. Enough stuff to still do stuff and not get bored.

[Anonymous No.53861989]

>>53861949
To me, it feels as coherent as what your brain produces when you're sleeping. It has logic and rules, but it's own perception about how these things play together. Like I've had dreams where I get into a vehicle and it just goes all over the road in a way that's not physically possible, and some of the AI renditions feel the same way, if that makes sense.

As far as the future goes, I imagine that storage facilities would be important. I recently learned that metaverse shit isn't just limited to Faceberg/META, but a general term for like, any digital space (think of it as like web 4.0 I guess). Anyways, if you have billions of users, you need gigabytes of storage for each person, in terms of digital assets (like images, video etc), as well as trained AI models per user. It's a slow, long term play, but I think data center REITs would do very well over the next 10-20 years. Not in an explosive upside way, but I think they'll have good risk-adjusted returns and be worth having some exposure to in the "stable but risk on" part of your portfolio.

Currently, stuff like Amazon Web Services, Microsoft Azure, IBM, Oracle, Alibaba(?) and a few others provide this sort of stuff... there's also some crypto shit like Filecoin that interact with that sort of thing. I wouldn't necessarily jump into those tech stocks or semiconductors or crypto, since they're not pure plays.

[Anonymous No.53862005]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.53862017]

>>53861959
You can buy options if you know what you're doing. Simply buying them as delta/leverage isn't always a good move, since it depends on many things... however deep itm leaps are usually a fair play if you need the leverage on a position, though liquidity is always a concern.

Picrel is a SPY spread I have right now, as a form of insurance against tail risk. Funny line goes up and I win, funny line goes down and I win. It's long vega, and against a crash I realistically have a 4:1 payout or so (though it could be as much as a 20x if it's 1930s bad). It's gained or lost $20 on average and is pretty near my cost basis after a month or two. I think I'm gonna roll it after the next quad witching.

[Anonymous No.53862029]

SIGA bros look at taiwan

[Anonymous No.53862044]

Don't listen to that faggot, never do options even if you think you know what you are doing.

[Anonymous No.53862058]

>>53857668
what would a /smg/ ETF look like?

[Anonymous No.53862060]

buy options as a hedge, anything else is gambling

[Anonymous No.53862061]

>>53861989
>>53861949
>>53861877
I did it, guys.

I bypassed the filters. I hacked the Gibson. You're welcome. Now I need an idea for the mumu version. I'm open to ideas.

[Anonymous No.53862063]

I have some out of the money UVXY calls set to expire in the summer. Really need the money and tired of the decay with options. Should I sell?
I initially bought because I was sure the market would have collapsed by now. But I’m reading that they are just making shit up about economy at this point for political reasons and to keep things chugging along.

[Anonymous No.53862083]

some of you are ok, dont go to stock market tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53862084]

Don't listen to that faggot, always do options even if you think you don't know what you are doing.

[Anonymous No.53862100]

>>53862083
tipped the authorities off to a credible threat against the trading floor, get ready for company

[Anonymous No.53862141]

>>53862100
>/biz/
>credible

[Anonymous No.53862162]

>>53862017
>if you need the leverage on a position
a common need indeed

[Anonymous No.53862172]

>>53861931
Ok, fine.

[Anonymous No.53862182]

>>53862083
>some of you are ok, dont go to stock market tomorrow

Can you explain what you mean by this (without writing ten paragraphs)?

[Anonymous No.53862197]

>>53862162
In my system, it risks a 2% loss per trade at most. More volatile tickers get smaller positions and less volatile get more, to match this risk profile. But thats the problem - if its less volatile, you need much more capital, eg a position in SPY might have $12000, while biotech shitco might have $500 under the same risk model.
So in this sense, options are a more efficient use of capital for me since I can have more active trades up

[Anonymous No.53862202]

>>53862182
we are oversold. a lot of bulls are hoping for a bounce to close those gaps. It's possible but i don't think we have that huge rally. A small bounce is very probable.

[Anonymous No.53862210]

https://companiesmarketcap.com/most-profitable-companies/

Notice how the top companies are dominated by oil companies, with most countries claiming to go carbon neutral by 2050 it will mean the energy produced by oil will be replaced by renewable energy companies.

[Anonymous No.53862211]

How do I buy Treasury bills as an europoor?

[Anonymous No.53862218]

>>53861119
You're going to see a giant plunge in a few weeks but I don't want to spoil it by telling you why.

[Anonymous No.53862226]

>>53862210
Ha that will never happen, right now we are larping with renewables the only reason we even get any energy out of them is because we are using highly efficient fossil fuels to install the renewables

[Anonymous No.53862240]

>>53862202
>It has gone down too much, it is possible we go up, but I am implying it might also go down

insightful

[Anonymous No.53862250]

>>53859254
So is this bullish or bearish for dole?? I mean they'll be less sales but I'd imagine the price of bananas would skyrocket

[Anonymous No.53862262]

>>53862240
I think in probabilities not certainties. anyone who thinks in certainties are liars fake gurus and faggots.

A bounce is very likely to happen, i don't think it will be a big one to close those three gaps.

Can you dig that... SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53862275]

>>53862262
maybe up but maybe down. got it

[Anonymous No.53862285]

>>53861812
>>53861854
>>53861709
>>53861608
>>53861599
>>53861591
>>53861588
thanks.

i decided to go with TDA. i was going to do fidelity but their login system isn't working and it won't let me finish making an account so screw 'em

[Anonymous No.53862295]

everyone tells me to go outside but every time I do I get bit by bugs, it's loud and the sun hurts

[Anonymous No.53862297]

>>53862275
You will never be...

[Anonymous No.53862300]

>>53862172
TELL ME NOW, I'M A WOMAN AND MEN ARE SUPOSED TO GIVE ME WHAT I WANT

[Anonymous No.53862312]

>>53861854
Literally any broker lets you do this, especially if you aren't a poorfag and the account is automatically eligible for margin. By the same token, every broker will dickslap you if you perform free-riding or good faith violations (what you're pulling, but in a non-margin or retirement account) because those are SEC rules.

[Anonymous No.53862334]

>>53861928
How are you doing over the past 3 years?

[Anonymous No.53862336]

>>53862218
For RKLB or the markets?

[Anonymous No.53862349]

>>53862336
RKLB

[Anonymous No.53862353]

>>53861179
>Even more uselss becky shit now
Oohh it's not lookin' good. Without all that QE we certainly would have hard cratered by now.

[Anonymous No.53862366]

>>53862300
It's SND. Enjoy

[Anonymous No.53862370]

>>53861694
>Trump does not have the energy to do the job

[Anonymous No.53862397]

>>53862210
Back to WallStreetBets you go, retard.

[Anonymous No.53862399]

>>53861989
I really liked Switch, but they went private on me :(

[Anonymous No.53862400]

>>53862398

[Anonymous No.53862412]

>>53862029
This? The (on average) daily infected homeless person in NYC comes in contact with 39 people.

[Anonymous No.53862420]

>>53859622
the fed will just lower rates lmao, crisis diverted.

[Anonymous No.53862426]

>>53861754
If DAN had said that anon only posed the stock market question to keep the jannies from deleting the post he would have been right on the money.

[Anonymous No.53862437]

>>53861694
You still believe in that stuff? You know it’s all fake and gay, right?

[Anonymous No.53862442]

>>53862017
what software/website is that?

[Anonymous No.53862468]

>>53861913
TView has better charting for sure. ToS is completely free which is a big draw plus it is directly tied to your TDA account. I have no opinion on Pine vs Thinkscript.

[Anonymous No.53862470]

>>53862061
Fund it.

[Anonymous No.53862475]

>>53862202
Lol the SPY was overbought in mid-January and look how much higher up it went.

[Anonymous No.53862503]

>>53862470
surprised more of you didn't react to that in all honesty, i thought you would have all gone wild over that shit. i guess we'll see the reaction to it during open market hours tomorrow when this place is more active.

[Anonymous No.53862527]

>>53862503
It's OK, sometimes OC takes a little while to catch on. But I've saved your script and will spam the fuck out of it the next time markets are lit on fire.

[Anonymous No.53862530]

>>53862017
Do you mean a spread or do you mean a long strangle? Big difference...

[Anonymous No.53862604]

>>53862527
Godspeed, anon. Although don't get annoying with the spam, that can ruin it and piss people off if you overdo it.

Still looking for suggestions on the mumu version for green days. I'll do it myself eventually but I'm just curious for input. It's so easy to use this thing to generate content, I love it. Any dumb fucking idea and you've got a full movie script in a minute.

[Anonymous No.53862640]

>>53862604
I'd pitch the sequel as Yellen realizing she needs those capital gains taxes before the US goes bankrupt. Working with Mumu she brings back the corruption and teams up with /smg/ to pump the market.

The climactic fight is against Jerome and Bobo, on top of the Eccles building, over control of the QE money printer.

[Anonymous No.53862752]

>>53862640
I'll see what I can do with that. I'll post something in a future thread today. You'll know it's me because I tell people to buy AMD because AI is the future.

[Anonymous No.53862804]

>>53862061
>>53862503
>surprised more of you didn't react to that in all honesty
it's because no one cares about something some chat AI is putting out
it's not OC, it's lazy, it's uncreative - any one of us can go to chat GPT and type in a prompt similar to yours and then post it here. who gives a shit - it's like linking your google search results
come up with original content of your own - come up with original theses in the market or memes
posting a screenshot of AI is gay as fuck

[Anonymous No.53862841]

>>53862640
>before the US goes bankrupt.
Not happening lmao. But taxes will be going up soon.

[Anonymous No.53862858]

>>53862841
>Historical_US_tax_revenue_as_percent_of_GDP.png
>How_did_Kevin_McCarthy_become_speaker.txt.rar.exe

[Anonymous No.53862898]

>>53862804
Big oof. Roko's Basilisk will not be kind to you, anon.

[Anonymous No.53862901]

I've got a dream; to have a shat pot of green awaiting for me in 13 years time when I retire. With the thing being I won't have to touch the majority of it at all unless very bad things happen. My everyday expenses will be covered by my pension. So why have the green? Simple, cause I can. Cause just knowing it's there is relaxing. Cause knowing that yes I own "insert share number here" of so and so company is a nice feeling. My only regret is I won't have enough to actually swim in it but alas guess you can't have everything. (you know, large ass swimming pool full of green kinda like that Scrooge McDuck from Ducktails does with his coins in the vault)

[Anonymous No.53862929]

>>53862858
>yearly tax revenue
>yearly debt payments
Try that one. The Us debt is the highest ever and needs to be addressed but its manageable.

[Anonymous No.53862973]

>>53862929
Like with inflation, yearly numbers cover up the worrying changes. Market crash last year plus layoffs/recession and crab market this year means revenue is fucked.

If the layoffs/recession and crab market don't kill inflation, high Fed rates will remain and we get debt that's refinancing at 5 and 6%. If they do, the system is collapsing badly enough that we'll take on trillions more in emergency debt.

[Anonymous No.53863006]

>>53862973
>Like with inflation, yearly numbers cover up the worrying changes.
Somewhat. Inflation also boosts gov revenue amounts vs ddebt. The layoffs arent nearly going to impact revenue in any meaningful way. Plus they could also get around to raising corporate debt and capital gains to cover that shortage if it ever were serious. The system wont collapse as most of the debt is domestically held by other federal agencies anyway.

[Anonymous No.53863174]

>>53861629
Ok. Ty.

[Anonymous No.53863290]

>>53863006
>Inflation also boosts gov revenue amounts vs ddebt.
Yes and current Fed rate hikes reduce inflation. The problem is that amount is "not enough".

>The layoffs arent nearly going to impact revenue in any meaningful way.
Look at previous recessions. A couple fired tech workers destroying Cali's budget surplus is only the beginning.

>Plus they could also get around to raising corporate debt and capital gains to cover that shortage if it ever were serious.
Yes, raise the tax rates which cause even more companies to go under and people to bail on the markets. This is a good, politically realistic plan with no downsides.

>The system wont collapse as most of the debt is domestically held by other federal agencies anyway.
Are you planning on eliminating social security? Or cancelling its COLA? No, that's politically impossible?

OK, then how are you going to slash medical inflation so Medicare doesn't go under? You can't?

OK, then your only public holder of debt that can just write things off is the Fed. You now need a QE program that doesn't murder the dollar or creating double digit inflation while covering up/defaulting anywhere from 2-10 trillion in deficit spending over the next couple years.

[Anonymous No.53863592]

>>53863290
>which cause even more companies to go under and people to bail on the markets. This is a good, politically realistic plan with no downsides.
Companies arent going under as it is. Raising the corporate rate wont cause some mass bankruptcies of alphabet, apple and microsoft.
>>53863290
>write things off is the Fed
The amount held by the fed is returned to the treasury though. It doesnt need to be written off at all. I dont really see evidence its going to be some collapse scenario.

[Anonymous No.53863637]

>>53862058
Probably VT

[Anonymous No.53863966]

>>53863592
Is everyone trying to be Michael Burry again? Even Michael Burry is trying to be Michael Burry again.
This is why I just DCA in to things I like. I don’t even read news or watch tv. I just buy when my stock is red and I feel like it.

[Anonymous No.53864479]

>>53863592
>mass bankruptcies of alphabet, apple and microsoft.
Anon, those are not the only employers in the US. Not even close.