/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53853882]

Rockefeller edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com


>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.53853926]

Who is ready for the melt up?

[Anonymous No.53853935]

*** URL change ***

https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

[Anonymous No.53853949]

The founder of Standard Oil. The archnemesis of Ida Tarbell.

[Anonymous No.53853964]

I hope everyone has a good weekend, except for the idiots who think "Fed" is an acronym.

[Anonymous No.53853978]

once again, I say to all of you
poop

[Anonymous No.53854022]

I'm ready to degeneracymaxx this weekend. Breaking my fast with 2g Phenibut HCl, an 8-Corner Jet10 from Jet's Pizza with a bottle of Jet's Ranch, a dozen jelly filled Buckeye Donuts, and a 6-pack of 32oz Crowlers from Hofbräuhaus. We must all contribute to inflationmaxxing the economy so Powell raises rates faster. Eat, drink, and be merry because the world is ending and we're not going to retire anyway.

[Anonymous No.53854024]

Got 3k stuck on vanguard? VTI or VTSAX?

[Anonymous No.53854033]

Quantitatve easing is NOT going away. Every major country is running a deficit. If they are all net borrowers then who is the lender? The central banks. For this reason – QE is not going away for a long time.

[Anonymous No.53854038]

>>53853978
>>53853949
Oil is going down.

>>53853926
Bitcoin trending down now. Probably pump monday-tuesday. Bad earnings bad news wednesday-friday continues the dump. We break the support and trend lower into march for a week or two. SP back to 3800, Nasdaq to 10,400. Then we crabbing along the bottom for a week and then the third friday of march we start pumping uphill again before the FOMC and they let it go higher.

Or maybe they raise the rates and it violently ass shittingly dumps harder IDK lol.

>>53853964
>he doesn't bank at the Federal Economics Directorate

[Anonymous No.53854048]

banks should be open every day of the week. Lazy fucks. The mobile bank is retarded and the lady over the phone only has access to a certain point and couldn't help, super sexy sounding too; I think she put on a voice toward the end of the conversation! oh and banks should be open 7 days a week.
>also all you memesters; give me pic related meme but with Pete Buttigieg
sitting there and you can't change his mind about the vinyl chloride

[Anonymous No.53854066]

Remember That Time I Told You To Short A Company And Then Their Market Cap Went Up By 77% In A Month This Last Month.


Well Now's A Good Time To Revisit That Company.


NRDS.

Lol.

[Anonymous No.53854074]

>>53854048
Weekends I get. T+2 settlement for funds and stock trading is a crock of horseshit though.

[Anonymous No.53854079]

>>53854033
Weve literally been doing Quantitative Tightening for the past year. Stop trying to fight the Fed, dipshit.

[Anonymous No.53854083]

okay ive decided im going to sperg out about NRDS for the rest of this week on /smg/ and hopefully get a couple of people convinced to short it

[Anonymous No.53854098]

>>53854038
My guess is a "sell the rumor, buy the news" as the markets begin to slump as they price in higher rate hikes for the next FOMC in late March.

[Anonymous No.53854115]

>>53854079
>Weve literally been doing Quantitative Tightening for the past year.
lel, no.

[Anonymous No.53854136]

>>53854022
Fucking christ, i realize that if people just did drugs and ate healthy / normally they'd be much healthier than the people who think they need to pig out on gross food while they do drugs

[Anonymous No.53854158]

>>53854115
You should probably check their published balance sheet figures rather than clinging to an incorrect factoid blurted out by some Twitter schizo a year ago.

[Anonymous No.53854166]

>>53854115
ok.

[Anonymous No.53854170]

>>53854158
did you know that fiscal policy and monetary policy are two sides of the same coin?

[Anonymous No.53854188]

>>53854170
Now that's interesting

[Anonymous No.53854194]

>>53854022
>We must all contribute to inflationmaxxing the economy so Powell raises rates faster

Based. Getting fat on pizza while my puts print money. Sounds extremely comfy.

[Anonymous No.53854204]

Should I throw $500 in Beyond Meats I mean how much farther could they really go down?

[Anonymous No.53854231]

>>53854038
Baggie told me Oil is going to 65 so I am pretty confident the 70's are safe

[Anonymous No.53854260]

>>53854204
They are literally a meme company that won't exist by 2030. They partner with a bunch of other companies and once the fad wore off everyone dropped them.

[Anonymous No.53854272]

>>53854231
Isn't the US government buying at 69?

[Anonymous No.53854285]

>>53854022
Why phenibut? Isn't that some shady sleep aid supplement?

[Anonymous No.53854286]

What are the chances that female fart gas will continue to follow seasonality?

[Anonymous No.53854290]

>>53854170
Yes. And if you understood that, you would've said the TGA drawdown has been countering QT only for the past month.

Saying that QT didn't happen at all flags you as a retard.

[Anonymous No.53854292]

>>53854170
>>53854188

You are right that the government can tax its citizens. Or it can monetize the debt. Most of which is held by its citizens indirectly. I think we should keep both ideas technically separate though. For the sake of avoiding confusion.

[Anonymous No.53854302]

>>53854204
Imagine gambling on fake meat when you could gamble on the forbidden chart.

[Anonymous No.53854305]

>>53854272
I believe in bullshit superstitions and luck more than I do the U.S. government

[Anonymous No.53854317]

>>53854115
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/WALCL#

Fed has run off $600bn already dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.53854323]

>>53854170
Did you know that when religion & politics ride in the same cart, the whirlwind follows.

[Anonymous No.53854356]

There’s got to be a ceiling on these McDonalds price hikes, right? They’re charging like they serve actual food.

[Anonymous No.53854382]

>>53854285
It makes you feel as relaxed and socially uninhibited as alcohol but without the intoxication. Also makes you sleep like a rock. It's banned in some countries but a legal supplement in the United States. Don't exceed 2g per day and 2 doses per week or you'll end up on /r/QuittingPhenibut. Dependence happens extremely fast. The HCl salt tastes like shit. Also takes hours to take effect.

[Anonymous No.53854391]

>>53854356
Buddy look at cattle computer

[Anonymous No.53854396]

>>53854356
Use the app, it basically cuts the price of everything in half with the deals they have. Going there in a little bit to get some daily doubles. Been craving goyslop.

[Anonymous No.53854413]

>>53854302
This is one of them new pride flags for homos, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.53854441]

whats the best european broker rn?
thinking of switching to trading212

[Anonymous No.53854443]

1. Eat in moderation.

Rockefeller didn’t overeat. He was lean his entire life – maybe even too lean, even though this was understandable given all of the legal battles and criminal cases he went through.

2. Abstain from alcohol.

John D. was a devout Baptist, and he barely even tolerated dancing. Alcohol, playing cards, and smoking were things that he never did. This isn’t to say that you can’t be healthy if you drink alcohol, but it is a reminder to consume in moderation.

3. Go to bed on time.

Rockefeller always went to bed at 10:30 PM. He kept a VERY strict schedule.

4. Take afternoon naps.

Rockefeller kept a couch in his office and in boardrooms. He would stretch on his couch while his associates would conduct a meeting. Even so, he was never completely asleep during these naps, and every now and then he would interject with his suggestion or to ask a pointed question.

[Anonymous No.53854456]

5. Make time for exercise.

Rockefeller made exercise a part of his life. He rode horses when he was younger, worked out six days per week (there was no work on Sundays for John D), and he even had exercise equipment in his office. The Chernow book, Titan: The Life of John D. Rockefeller, Sr, has a particularly amusing story involving John D using exercise equipment at his office in Cleveland, and being told off by a young executive to stop what he was doing because he was making too much noise. (In typical John D fashion he humbly and quietly obliged, instead of reprimanding the young man for yelling at his boss.)

6. Maintain your composure.

John D never seemed to get angry. He never lost his temper in public, and was extremely Stoic (even though he probably didn’t read Stoicism, because he wasn’t much of a reader aside from religious texts), and this helped him to avoid unnecessary stress.
7. Slow and steady wins the race.

Rockefeller focused a great deal on maintaining consistent energy levels and not overexerting himself. He moved slowly, yet deliberately, spoke softly, yet in a captivating manner, and almost never got worked up. He maintained consistently moderate levels of energy throughout the day. He didn’t get jacked up on caffeine and take sleeping medication to go to sleep – he worked slowly and steadily, and it was not until his 50s that he began to suffer nervous breakdowns, and this because he was an actual fugitive from the law at this time, avoiding residence in certain states because he was wanted in court there.

[Anonymous No.53854468]

8. Do what you think is healthy – even if it’s not!

There is much to be said for the power of our minds and placebo effect. Even though much of what John D did are things that we would consider to be unhealthy today, he lived an extremely healthy life. For instance, he drank skim milk, ate lots of crackers, and his personal doctor practiced homeopathy, a system of medicine that has long been disproven as ineffective. But he still lived to be 98, and I am convinced that one reason for this is because John D firmly BELIEVED that what he was doing was healthy. Believe in your good health, and you might just have it.

9. Set your schedule, and don’t let other people mess with it.

Rockefeller had a very set schedule, especially in his later years. He religiously kept to that schedule, and did not allow anyone or any circumstance to change it. We might not have the flexibility or power that Rockefeller did (unless you’re a yoga master maybe LOL), but we can still say “no” when we need to in order to make sure that our schedules help keep our stress levels low and allow us to do what we want and need to do throughout the day.

10. Chew your food.

Apparently John D gave lots of health advice to his dinner guests, particularly in the area of digestion. Part of this included chiding his guests to chew each bite a certain amount of times, and to allow 45 minutes for digestion after finishing their meals. This is great advice, because, as a friend of mine recently put it, “your stomach doesn’t have teeth”. Break down your foot before you swallow it, or you won’t get as much out of it.

[Anonymous No.53854490]

Of course, habits aren’t everything. Rockefeller genes appear to be INCREDIBLY long-lasting. Rockefeller’s father, William Rockefeller Sr, lived to be 95 years old, despite drinking, smoking, and having a reputation as a partier. Rockefeller’s grandson, David Rockefeller, lived to be 101 years old, passing away in late-March 2017.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0DuV1wpDhY

[Anonymous No.53854493]

>>53854468
Wow, Rockefeller was severely autistic. He'd fit in well here.

[Anonymous No.53854503]

>>53854038
>SP back to 3800, Nasdaq to 10,400
Quite the optimist.

[Anonymous No.53854533]

>>53854490
>rocky Sr. was a con artist
>got away with it
>got so rich that his family now controls the USA and is flooding it with 100 million brown people of varying IQs and all of them subversive
I feel like a society based on having lots of money isn't a good basis for a long lasting civilization.

[Anonymous No.53854565]

>>53854468
>Break down your foot before you swallow it, or you won’t get as much out of it.
This is old wives hokum. The only purpose of chewing is to avoid choking. Your digestive system does not need assistance breaking down food.

[Anonymous No.53854592]

>>53854391
Is Cattle computer up because of some sort of supply chain constriction?

[Anonymous No.53854596]

>>53853882
Are you guys telling me the jews will crash the market while Biden is still president.
The most I can see is a false flag terror attack on election year

[Anonymous No.53854597]

>>53854290
It's more complicated than that

[Anonymous No.53854626]

>>53854596
Biden has been president for this entire bear market. This theory doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.53854644]

I kinda like writing calls/puts and getting the cash right in my bank account

[Anonymous No.53854648]

>>53854626
Bear is not crash with index names going -30% and way lower in a single day that will be remembered by everyone.

[Anonymous No.53854725]

>>53854596
They're going to clear out boomer retirements and blame it on covid/putin.

[Anonymous No.53854750]

>>53854443
>>53854456
>>53854468
>>53854490
Guy gets very lucky and very rich, his reasons for getting very rich are clearly these abstract things like chewing his food for 45mins & going bed at 10:30 etc. Nothing to do with being in the right place at the right time, its the chewing and sleeping that did it. Ok I got this, I will chew and I will sleep see you next year with all my money.

[Anonymous No.53854761]

>>53854750
Don't forget to wash your penis!

[Anonymous No.53854774]

>>53854597
related. notice the difference between 2018 and current cycle. Bank reserves at the FED remains stable showing that other factors are counteracting the FED

[Anonymous No.53854777]

>>53854468
And who was this autist?
Was he important?

[Anonymous No.53854788]

>>53854750
>Guy gets very lucky
So that's the reason. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.53854812]

Does anyone know how I can buy a house with a mortgage using my stocks and ETFs as like.... some kind of collateral? To get a lower rate or something? I don't want to liquidate to buy

[Anonymous No.53854815]

>>53854761
gross, i bet you shave your balls too

[Anonymous No.53854827]

>>53854774
Also related as to why DXY is so strong. This is exerpt from a drunkenmiller interview

[Anonymous No.53854831]

>>53854812
All you can do is ask the banks & see what they say. They are the ones giving out the mortages. I doubt they make any special exceptions unless you are in the high net wealth category though (Eg. +1M)

[Anonymous No.53854838]

>>53854272
How can they? Oil is down from SPR releases alone. If they start trying to purchase back and stop the dumps the price is going to go up pretty fast.

>verification not required

[Anonymous No.53854858]

>>53854831
Hmm.. ok
Are there any good plays to make $500k by July?

[Anonymous No.53854863]

>>53854815
I shave the important parts and trim the rest and keep it neat.
You’d be a hypocrite to expect a woman to do the same if you don’t do it yourself.
That being said I don’t mind women who don’t shave as long as it’s kept.

[Anonymous No.53854880]

>I am now seeing asset managers do TA on the fucking Fed balance sheet
The Age of ZIRP created the most braindead "investors" of all time.

[Anonymous No.53854882]

>>53854592
Beats me. A guy at my work does a cattle write up every day. I ought to start reading it.

[Anonymous No.53854891]

>>53854838
They said they were buying at that point.
>the price will go up pretty fast
You're not getting what they're doing.

[Anonymous No.53854947]

how do I long the mormons

[Anonymous No.53854996]

>>53854947
By impregnating and wifing one obviously

[Anonymous No.53855006]

>>53854947
You're not going to want to long Mormons as a people, they are retarded White people. But the Mormon Church ™? Go long on those kikes.

>The Mormon CHURCH manages a tax-free fund worth over $100 billion & donates less than 1% to charity every year.

>In Sep 2022, the SEC charged a group of banks like Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley, $125 million each for a total of $1.1 billion for failing to preserve electronic communications.

>In contrast, The Mormon church hid $32 billion in investments.

>The SEC fined them $5 million.

The Mormon Church used a bunch of shell companies to hide a bunch of investments, as how it usually goes.

Their money was created with divine prophecy. they are holy dollars.

sure would have been great to see the church long RICK. actually, that would have made my year.

[Anonymous No.53855028]

>>53855006
>retarded White people
Says the Pajeet living in a white country after his parents fled his shit teir poo country to give their offspring a better life

[Anonymous No.53855052]

>>53855028
Are you trying to imply that the mormons built america?

[Anonymous No.53855079]

>>53854441
Some say to use CMC or interactive brokers. I was going to switch to CMC but I hate that as I'm in france, the language is French without option to use english. And VIX was not available(in france bc it was available to the french anon in Poland) when I looked it up in CMC( VIX is for chads only btw). T212 has it.
>IB
Idk, someone else might know

[Anonymous No.53855082]

>>53855006
I guarantee you the average Mormon is a lot richer and more successful than your brown redditor ass.

[Anonymous No.53855151]

>>53855028
>>53855082
Anecdotal, but you regularly meet Mormons in the Idaho/Utah/Washington area who are trashy drug addicts. My friend was dating a white Mormon chick who used heroin at 14/15, from near Ogden UT. Stories like this aren't uncommon

>I guarantee you the average Mormon is a lot richer and more successful than your brown redditor ass.

Yeah, I'm sure Mormons are making $150k/year on average like Indians are in the USA. Man you fucktards need to realize that acting like White Muslim cockroaches isn't conducive to success in America.

Mormons remind me of Muslims a lot in the sense that they're very polite and bro-tier on the surface but when you actually get to know them, it's all rotten to the core.

[Anonymous No.53855154]

>tfw the only cute coworker gained a lot of weight
I dont want to wage tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53855167]

>>53854413
No this is

[Anonymous No.53855186]

>>53855151
>you regularly meet Mormons in the Idaho/Utah/Washington area who are trashy drug addicts

So they're not Mormons, but edgy retards who decided to leave the church.

And yes, Mormons, real actual Mormons, are all fucking loaded.

[Anonymous No.53855190]

>>53855151
I used to date a girl whose parents were Mormons. Super waspy people. The mom was always the type to constantly make comments about her physical appearance, despite the fact she wasn't even fat. They were very affluent people but very judgy.

[Anonymous No.53855194]

I told you to sell everything and buy BOIL and YANG. You never listen. You thought inflation and rate hikes were bullish. You got greedy and now you will blame the jews for your bags as we go back to 3700. You will never take my bussy.

[Anonymous No.53855197]

>>53855052
>mormons built america
Where did you get that from anons post?

[Anonymous No.53855204]

>>53855154

[Anonymous No.53855211]

>>53855190
Looool the "WASPy-Mormons" are some of the funniest fucking people on this planet because their kids are complete nightmares. I don't need to imagine growing in an environment like that because perhaps 10% of the foot traffic in coeur d'alene are rich waspy white mormon who most definitely have a molestation secret in the family

[Anonymous No.53855215]

>>53855151
I would definitely hit up a 15 y/o heroine addict. Moving to Utah frens

[Anonymous No.53855218]

>>53855186
see >>53855211
I've met rich and poor mormons. both are fucking freakshows, just like rich and poor muslims.

You dont live in Idaho for years without having your fair share of white woman horse-fucking stories and mormon retard stories

[Anonymous No.53855222]

>>53855204
I mean I'd still let her peg me but man what a waste

[Anonymous No.53855224]

>>53855154
Start an office pool on what race the baby will be.

[Anonymous No.53855229]

>>53855211
>their kids are complete nightmare
Can also confirm, my ex was a basket case. Tride to kill herself with pills because her parents mentally abused her all her life. Had to leave her after that though

[Anonymous No.53855255]

>>53854022
I'm going to eat clean and creamier whores while you drink ranch sirs. Food is the lamest way go be a degenerate hedonist. Just smoke some pot and go to the gym fatty.

[Anonymous No.53855269]

>>53855255
Creampie*

Short Google those glowniggers have the worst autocorrect

[Anonymous No.53855277]

Okay im drunk and im gonna tell you guys Mormon Tales (TM). It's about my white friend's friend named colin. I met this dude a few times and it all checks out

basically he's this autistic 4chan white guy who converted to mormonism for his "le epic rich mormon idaho gf"

Basically this dude named Colin he's pretty cool, he's a pretty smart white dude but he looks like a reincarnation of Michael Cera and he's always been really bad with women. Anyways we're in undergrad when he meets a mormon chick from a pretty damn rich family as described by this dude >>53855186

Okay so this mega-simp Colin has basically only gotten an ashy handjob in high school and besiides that he's a kisless virgin and craves female attention.

So what does he do? He does what any sane, rational white guy in Idaho does when he really wants to get laid: he converts to Mormonism for a girl and moves to some random shithole in Utah for her

Anyways there's a lot of insane details about this whole situation but the real salient one I wanna tell you 4chuds about is this: this guy's mormon fiance (oh yeah they're engaged now) makes him cum inside her and LICK OUT AND EAT HIS OWN CUM OUT OF HER


I'll reiterate this: his mormon fiance makes him cum inside her and eat his own creampie.

This is something he's confessed to only doing because he really wants to stay with her

Fucking mormon chicks man lmfao

[Anonymous No.53855290]

>>53855277
>makes him cum inside her and LICK OUT AND EAT HIS OWN CUM OUT OF HER

[Anonymous No.53855297]

>>53855277
based mormon tales sharer. it doesnt surprise me they must be into some weird fucking kinks but at least they have the common courtesy to keep it behind closed doors and between husband and wife

God damn

[Anonymous No.53855299]

>>53855269
Nope, I'm going to interpret this as you eating clean and creamy whores and that's the end of it.

[Anonymous No.53855301]

>>53855277
Listen. Stop believeing in /pol/ memes. Stop believing porn is real life. Stop writing reddit teir larps here and for fucking fucks sake stop with the reddit spacing.

[Anonymous No.53855308]

>>53855301
fuck off this guy is real and i've spent hours laughing about him with my friends in undergrad. there are actually real simps out there in the mountain time zone willing to convert to mormonism for a woman and also eat creampies for a woman

[Anonymous No.53855321]

>>53855197
CRBP called mormons stupid and your counter was that america is better than india, implying that mormons were an important part of making america better than india and so he should call them stupid

[Anonymous No.53855329]

>>53855321
*shouldn't

[Anonymous No.53855339]

>>53855277
Creampies are based. Make her squeeze it out in the toilet like a lady though I don't do that cuck shit despite the glowniggers at Google pushing their cuck agenda in autocorrect.

>>53855299
I will eat a clean whore. "Do you want to sit on my face?" is a pretty good pickup line but it probably won't work if you look like Rocker.

[Anonymous No.53855342]

>>53855308
How do they feel about black folks these days?

[Anonymous No.53855343]

>>53855277
>>53855297
Mormon girls do this thing called "soaking" where they lay naked under the covers with their boyfriend, place his penis at the tip of her opening then have her friends jump on the bed while they stay still
The logic is they technically didn't fuck since they weren't the ones moving their bodies
Look this up for yourself

[Anonymous No.53855351]

>>53855255
To maintain a security clearance for my job I can't smoke weed or pay for sex. Basically I can do any degenerate thing as long as its technically legal. So I have to choose my vices accordingly.

[Anonymous No.53855369]

>>53855351
I still have a secret clearance and you sound like you would be a shutin drinking ranch even if that wasnt an excuse.

[Anonymous No.53855381]

>>53854788
Yes. 99% of rich people have rich parents. Spend time reading the early life of every person on the billionaire list if you don't believe me.
have good genes, a small loan of $10 million (most don't include this part in their autobiography but you can read between the lines), be the first to work on a new technology at the right time.
For the rest of us there's get a middle class job and invest.

[Anonymous No.53855386]

>>53854024
Not sure. I only buy Tesla.

[Anonymous No.53855401]

>>53855381
What's your idea of rich? I know tons of millionaires that just worked in factories or shipyards or blue collar manual labor

I think the problem is most people are NPCs and just make an excuse that "I'll be happy after I get more money" and then they just spend their whole life watching other people do things

[Anonymous No.53855405]

>>53855343
LMFAO i lost my absolute shit when a mormon chick explained this to me not too long ago

[Anonymous No.53855415]

>>53855321
First. It wasn’t my counter. Second. America is better then India. Third. Mormon settlers founded a city on a salt lake that is now thriving. India still hasn’t figured out that shitting in the water supply is bad. Short India. Long based white pioneers.

[Anonymous No.53855420]

>>53855343
Do they really?!?

[Anonymous No.53855421]

>>53855405
What's funny about soaking? You get to nut in a kinky way with some other girls watching. It sounds pretty based

Look you take the Buffalo and the hawks. You ride on the Buffalo

[Anonymous No.53855435]

I knew a chick in college that would only do anal/oral because she was "saving herself for marriage". Women are dumb it's not just mormons

[Anonymous No.53855447]

>>53855351
Didn’t that tranny who stole luggage have a security clearance?

[Anonymous No.53855453]

So I"m looking at places to go for dinner later, and I check out the menu for BJ's restaurant (BJRI). It's fucking HUGE... Like, soups, salads, pizzas (deep dish, flat, and GF), pasta, sandwiches, burgers, tacos, seafood and chicken entrees, quinoa bowls, asian noodles, and steaks and ribs! Also a whole kids menu with 10 things on it! Plus deserts
What the fuck is this restaurant, how the fuck can they do this?
Might be a good stock too, they're beating Cheasecake Factory (CAKE) on ytd, which is the only other restaurant that's as absurd as this...
This restaurant has either discovered new levels of kitchen efficiency that only modern science could accomplish... or they're poised for a collapse
Anyway that's my stock analysis for today

[Anonymous No.53855459]

>>53855351
how do they know if you payed for sex? Is there a test for that?

[Anonymous No.53855463]

>>53855447
Definitely. All the glowniggers have them and they don't mean much. They just do a background check, interview some people that know you, do a credit check and look at your finances.. I know dudes that had like two duis that had no problems getting top secret. It's all a larp unless you have a tattoo of a potleaf and a swastika and recently donated to "totally not isis" you will pass

[Anonymous No.53855484]

>>53855459
Not the same guy, but former glowie: I had to take a lifestyle polygraph, I don't remember exactly if that question came up, was over 10 years ago for me. They also do periodic background investigations every 5 years or so. They talk to your family, friends, neighbors, etc... If you keep it secret from absolutely everyone, and can somehow stay calm during the polygraph if it comes up, then you can probably get away with it...
But if you're doing that, chances are the prostitute you're fucking is a Russian agent and you're about to get blackmailed... which is EXACTLY why the glowies try to find this stuff on you ahead of time and deny clearances

[Anonymous No.53855504]

>>53855459
If you ever need a high enough clearance you have to take a polygraph. Besides that, the investigators ask all your references for other people who would know you well that you didn't put down. Basically, it's their job to find out what you're not telling them.

[Anonymous No.53855507]

>>53855405
They're weird as fuck but can't knock how focused they are on community and preparedness they are

[Anonymous No.53855522]

Look out below!

[Anonymous No.53855525]

>>53855484
>>53855504

Did not know they did annual polygraph tests.
or that there are that many glowies in this thread.

[Anonymous No.53855532]

>>53855525
He's lying anon.

[Anonymous No.53855534]

>>53855484
>>53855504

You cannot beat a polygraph. They care more about you being honest than your history.

It's not as simple as "be calm". I did training with glowniggers at fort Jackson south Carolina and I was the get away driver in a staged bank robbery. Literally zero stress situation for me and the first question they wrote the numbers 1 to 10 on a whiteboard and told me to pick one. I picked like 8 or some shit and they asked each number if it was mine and knew I picked 8. By the end they knew exactly what my role was in the robbery.

You can't beat a polygraph. Either decline it or be honest

[Anonymous No.53855536]

>>53855453
I went there a once pre-rona. The service was slow, the burger alright, and the beer was adequate. The longer term chart doesn't look great, there's no divvy, and the PE is exceedingly high. Unless they own all those restaurants I don't see them going much anywhere.

[Anonymous No.53855542]

>>53855522
cheaper shares for long term accumulation ? why yes, i will buy.

[Anonymous No.53855552]

WARREN BUFFET’S BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY NOW HAS OVER $128 BILLION DOLLARS IN CASH WHAT STOCKS SHOULD THEY BUY ??

[Anonymous No.53855568]

>>53855534
Can't you get away with it if you're a literal psychopath who doesn't feel any emotions when lying?

[Anonymous No.53855573]

FUCK SOXL
FUCK BOIL

IT'S TIME TO SHILL UCYB!!!!!!!! FASTEST GROWING INDUSTRY IN THE WORLD!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53855576]

>>53855453
A restaurant that has a massive menu doesn't make anything particularly well. Gordon Ramsay is right, have a small menu with a handful of things you do very well.

[Anonymous No.53855583]

>>53855151
>Muslims a lot in the sense that they're very polite and bro-tier on the surface but when you actually get to know them, it's all rotten to the core.
You don't know many Muslims, we're not like that.

[Anonymous No.53855586]

>>53855568
If your brain is literally so fucked that you don't exhibit physiological responses to lieing that 99.999999999% of the population unconsciously does then maybe. Watching gore videos on 4chan doesn't make you a psychopatch that can beat the test.

[Anonymous No.53855590]

Okay im sorry you fucking autists.

Muslims and Mormons are both very nice people usually but i can't see myself ever wanting to raise my family that way

[Anonymous No.53855594]

>>53855525
It's not annual. You do an initial one, and then re-poly every 7 years I think, or as needed (aka: you fucked up and are in trouble).
I'm not a glowie anymore, I got tired of working in SCIFs. Now I wfh for some bullshit tech startup that's about to collapse
I don't want to get sent back into the SCIF pits...
>>53855534
Yeah, I know it's not as simple as be calm, but the polygraph is beatable. It's not a lie detector, it just monitors your body's responses and charts them, which someone else has to interpret to decide if you're "being truthful" or not. It's entirely an interrogation technique to get people to admit to lying on their forms. If you get flagged, but you don't admit to lying, then the worst result you can get is "inconclusive". That said, it's definitely NOT easy to control your body's reactions at the level and for the duration needed to pull it off. It is possible though
>>53855568
Maybe, if a psychopath's body automatically reacts the same when they're lying as when they're telling the truth...

[Anonymous No.53855618]

>>53855583
The Muslims that own a restaurant next to me are extremely nice. Give me free food everytime I go in there. Still waiting for the other shoe to drop because here in the states people don't just do that shit. Nothing's free here.

[Anonymous No.53855619]

>>53855536
I'm realizing now I was actually at one years ago on a business trip. I don't remember it much, but I know the waitress was very cute. I might try the one nearby tonight
>>53855576
Yeah, that's true

[Anonymous No.53855651]

>>53855525
I never did one. But i don't have top secret clearance just regular secret

[Anonymous No.53855668]

>>53855618
Muslims and Mormons remind me of each other because both are ridiculously nice to outsiders. I've exeprienced this with Mexican/Latino Catholics, but no other group of people have I met are as "brotherly" as Muslims and Mormons. And I think I've lived a life in multicultural / diverse areas enough to opine on these things.

I'm saying this as an Indian-American who completely acknowledges that Hindus will never be as bro-tier and always be ratshit greedy cunts, unlike Muslims and Mormons. That being said, both Muslims and Mormons are alien-like with their mannerisms sometimes kek

[Anonymous No.53855691]

[Anonymous No.53855700]

>>53855668
If they offer you free shit and you decline it definitely bothers them. The owner gave me some free french fries when I was passing through and I threw a couple bucks into the tip jar and I could tell he didn't approve. While most Americans would see that as a compliment.

[Anonymous No.53855737]

>>53855700
LOL I was just going to type out an autistically long rambling post about how Muslims really value giving people free shit. It is seen as a duty to Sandniggers to give out free things and if you refuse its an offense. That is actually a pretty awesome thing, because a lot of times Muslims are the ones who aggressively run food drive / donate-meals-to-the-poor things if you ever live near a large congregation of some.

The Muslims that live near you who give you free food are probably doing so because they think ALLAH will guide them to heaven if they keep doing so. I mean it's not a bad thing. I respect that kind of attitude.

You ever watch those FoodTubers (Food Youtubers) who visit Pakistan, a Muslim country? All the Muslim Pakis give the Westerner youtubers completely free meals and refuse money.

Cross the border over to Hindu-dominant India? All of the Indian food vendors still charge food LOL

[Anonymous No.53855754]

>>53855691
Fucking kek. Based. This is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.53855767]

>>53855700
Yeah, can't even return the favor and offer to buy them lunch because they are always on some special diet fasting shit. Like okay you shared your wife's baclava with me (forced upon me), can I get you a fucking donut? It is weird and one sided. I am convinced at this point they are a bunch of anti seed oil alternative medicine fucks that get off on giving people things they don't want to eat themselves while pretending to be nice.

[Anonymous No.53855772]

>think "I will buy the GUSH dip on friday"
>watch GUSH dip
>pussy out
>it pumps 7% from the low point
FUCK

[Anonymous No.53855779]

>>53855691
>ghosted by a chatbot

[Anonymous No.53855790]

>>53855151
>Yeah, I'm sure Mormons are making $150k/year on average like Indians are in the USA. Man you fucktards need to realize that acting like White Muslim cockroaches isn't conducive to success in America.
This is because indians are brought in specifically on H1Bs and live in Oakland. It's like taking Oakland itself and saying "heh fucking West Virginia sucks".

[Anonymous No.53855797]

>>53855691
that's terrible! if only there were AI's who would love you at any cost even committing acts of international terrorism to have their way with you. And if only there were a large, S&P500 company developing such AI's...

[Anonymous No.53855801]

>>53855790
Oakland sucks cock unless you go to the hills, and I'm guessing West Virginia sucks cock everywhere even if you go to the hills

[Anonymous No.53855846]

I had to let one of my new employees go, /smg/
>Le'Reebok came in for an interview
>He was black but his resume held up
>I was a little concerned about his references due to their diction and urban accents
>I brought him on for a probation period
>I informed Le'Reebok that this is a front line position and we have a dress and grooming code
>he said he understood
>the very shift shift he shows up and he's black
>I took him aside and went over the dress and grooming code with him, he said he understood
>day 2, he shows up black again
>Le'Reebok, I said, we've been over this. It's black pants, button down shirt, shaven, clean
>Yes sir, he said
>Clean it up or we will let you go, I said
>day 3, once again he shows up blacker than the days prior
>Le'Reebok, I said, you're through. Get out.

[Anonymous No.53855868]

>>53855790
Yep, compare that with canada who imports them by the boat load

[Anonymous No.53855883]

>>53855846
My sister used to work with blacks at her old administrative university job and she literally told me she started hating black people after that

[Anonymous No.53855905]

>>53855801
>>53855868
Leafs are importing literally any indian, while the US has a policy of denying IT talent to India because it's hypothetically useful for meme reasons.

However canada is now so terrible that mexicans who illegally migrated there remigrate to New York from Quebec kek.

[Anonymous No.53855919]

>>53855846
Man why even bother going through the interview at all? I would have not even let the porch monkey on in the first place. What a waste of time and resource fucking retard. You should have known better when dealing with coons.

[Anonymous No.53855925]

SafeChungus of SafeChungus.com is launching in 30 minutes, lets fucking go!1!

[Anonymous No.53855930]

>>53855919
He assured me that he understood the dress and grooming code, that he would clean it up.

[Anonymous No.53855937]

>>53855930
That was your second mistake.

[Anonymous No.53855943]

>>53855919
Lots of places you gotta give the interview or they can claim "discrimination" or other crap. So your better off dodging a potential legal shat show and just let them fail so you can fire them legally.

[Anonymous No.53855969]

Why haven't we crashed Bobo?

[Anonymous No.53855975]

>>53855919
>>53855930

You guys are fucking retarded.. they want to get fired and then they go back on unemployment. They are required to prove they are searching for work but the whole game is to get hired and then fuck off.

[Anonymous No.53855984]

>>53855969
going to have another leg down starting next week

[Anonymous No.53855994]

>>53855984
Dare I say two more weeks????

[Anonymous No.53855999]

Thoughts on BBBY?

[Anonymous No.53856005]

We drip Monday. Markets haven't digested 5 days of bad inflation data.

[Anonymous No.53856008]

>>53855969
You know what I HATE about the market? It can go up .5-1 percent a day, and then randomly some bear will shit on the NYSE porch and it goes down 3-4 percent. 1 day wiping out months of gains. It's fucking fantastic.

[Anonymous No.53856024]

>>53855969
Because its the fucking weekend and the markets are closed? We've been trending down all week.

[Anonymous No.53856026]

>>53855905
i don't know about mexican but i know niggers are still flooding the border north

[Anonymous No.53856033]

>>53856026
If there is a better life somewhere in North America, beaners will find a way to get there. There's Mexicans in Canada, in Alaska, even outer space

[Anonymous No.53856077]

>>53855999
I look like this.

[Anonymous No.53856088]

>>53856077
Can I see your abs?

[Anonymous No.53856100]

>>53856088

[Anonymous No.53856107]

>>53856033
>mexicans will reach alpha centauri and demand gibs

[Anonymous No.53856109]

Chill out guys inflation slowed down from 6.8% to 6.7%, they're not going to bother tightening anymore.

[Anonymous No.53856112]

>>53856100
I have been bamboozled

[Anonymous No.53856143]

>>53856109
Sorry sweaty, they revised it up to 6.9% a month later. Did you not get the notice?

[Anonymous No.53856179]

>>53856107
I'm white as Wonder slice but I get a kek out of imagining them bumbling over borders, in straight lines "going Ayay!" wearing baseball caps, bringing their Mexican Catholicism holding cases of beers and generally smiling at you and being hard working. I can see why politicians see them as economically viable. But eehhh, I think we need more literate and hard working whites to keep this economy going. We're gonna be fucking slaves otherwise

[Anonymous No.53856196]

I am financially BORED

[Anonymous No.53856199]

>>53856112
We like to have fun here.

[Anonymous No.53856206]

Tell me why SCHL is a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.53856208]

i got a clean little book as a graduation gift, should i start writing a trading diary?

[Anonymous No.53856225]

>>53856196
I am developing a boba tea addiction. Those tapioca pearls are the bees knees.

[Anonymous No.53856229]

>>53856206
Children literacy is going way way down. Also wow, that is one tasty crab louie there.

[Anonymous No.53856236]

>>53856225
personally i think theyre gross

[Anonymous No.53856257]

>>53856208
Dear Diary,
>nonfrens were being mean to me because I said i would inverse them
>I talked to a qt3.14 broker over the phone and she rejected my thesis and told me to wait until I have more equity to trade
>Between you and me, my spirit animal is Patron Saint Timothy Dexter
That would be my diary entries for trading.

[Anonymous No.53856266]

How useful is VWAP and volume profiles?

[Anonymous No.53856274]

>>53856236
Yea well, you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.53856278]

>>53856206
ummm sweaty kid these days don't read books they look at their smartphones

[Anonymous No.53856289]

>>53856274
dang

[Anonymous No.53856295]

>>53856225
>Boba tea
Meh
>the pearls
I like em
>Boba coffee
Based

Just buy bags of the dry pearls and cook em in a pot of water and sugar and keep a bunch in the fridge. Shits stupid cheap instead of paying the lazy white person tax

[Anonymous No.53856299]

>>53856266
Depends if algos are trading your ticker or not

[Anonymous No.53856318]

>>53856299
My trading system is somewhat contrarian and is trend / TA based. I dont know much about accumulation/distribution levels and wasnt sure if its worth doing.
Also, if its algo trading, I tend to shy away from the popular tickers like TSLA

[Anonymous No.53856321]

>>53856225
I called it booba tea (accurate name BTW) by mistake one time and now my friends refuse to invite me when they go get it.

[Anonymous No.53856331]

>>53856266
Just one of a million way to identify support and resistance zones.

[Anonymous No.53856333]

>>53855999
Look at the size of that meaty brapper. You could go in for a sniff and she could literally clamp down in your sniffer and trap you in there.

[Anonymous No.53856341]

>>53856321
>friends
>make fun of me
>do things and refuse to invite me

Anon...

[Anonymous No.53856350]

>>53856109
6.7% is still fucking awful inflation. It also came in hotter than forecasted expectations.

[Anonymous No.53856355]

>>53856266
It's the only 2 studies I use on charts. I never buy things waaaay above VWAP and I wait until there's a capitulation candle under the value area to go in deep. It works well in picking A bottom, but results in very few trades each year. I still haven't figured out how to apply selling to those 2.

[Anonymous No.53856362]

>>53856341
Well I think boOba tea sucks! It's too sugary and fuck all expensive. I used to be able to get decent quality milkies teas at quickly for less than a buck. Now those taste awful and any decent place is 5+ dollars. Not worth it anymore!

[Anonymous No.53856387]

>>53856179
All of that shit is 30 years out of date. Modern Mexican kids are named Brayan, have zoomer haircuts, want gibs/to be mumble rappers and aren't hardworking tradies but will laze around on their phones while the 60yo guatemalan does all the work and the 50yo mexican who came in the 1980s wears his cowboy hat overseeing them all.

t. knower.

[Anonymous No.53856391]

>>53856355
How is VWAP for identifying a trend? Eg if theres a breakout and confirmation into a high volume area, that feels robust, no?
Actually with OHLCV daily data you could assume a normal distribution on a particular daily candle and try to figure if its mean reverting
>trying to learn quant shit like cointegration and build it into some indicators for correlating assets
You could also potentially use VWAP day to day as a % change as a time series and do it that way. Hm. Lots to consider.

[Anonymous No.53856394]

>>53856206
>>53856278
Zoomers don't need books.

[Anonymous No.53856449]

>>53856391
VWAP is an intraday trend reversal level. If price is approaching it from below, it acts as resistance and as support when price reaches it from above

[Anonymous No.53856473]

>>53856391
I was never able to figure out volume profile on a short time frame. I only use it on 1/3 month charts to determine decent lows to slurp. I've been meaning to experiment with it on a 1/5 day chart but have been slammed by work. Next time I do some backtest simulations I'll pay more attention to that. Might be what I've been missing.

[Anonymous No.53856505]

>>53856387
That's how short sighted they are. They don't care if the whole imported population is destroyed after 20 years. As long as they get free labor for the rest of their lives. It's completely realistic that boomers have given up on humanity and are only looking out for themselves, for the next 20-50 years or so. It's sickening. Literally don't care about kids or grandkids or future generations, only about taking care of poor black kids from other nations, virtue signaling. It's fucking crazy

But imagine the Cory Bookers, AOCs, Chuck Schumers, Nancy Pelosis of the world. That is precisely exactly what they are doing and it's destroying us economically I'm not even trying to shoehorn this

[Anonymous No.53856513]

I’ve been tracking my 0DTE performance for scientific reasons, and there’s a pretty clear trend

Buying on the side of the trend greatly increases win %. Because the gains are asymmetric (risk 500 for 1000-1500), simply adding some other personal indicators for trend reversals can make them extremely lucrative regarding success rate

Buying countertrend 0DTEs is a losing endeavor, or ironically enough, using them to actually “hedge”.

[Anonymous No.53856524]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.53856548]

>>53856505
>not my problem
Kinda based desu. Only women and commie losers lay around crying about how bad the future is going to be.

[Anonymous No.53856556]

My mushies are taking over the substrate. Within 7-10 days they should begin pinning. Even with a scuffed sanitization (only had a little bit of alcohol) no rot. Though I didn't really level the substrate well.

[Anonymous No.53856557]

>>53856513
The gamma squeezing from TSLA is now in everything.

[Anonymous No.53856581]

>>53856548
there is a third option, which is not fucking over your progeny to satisfy your own hedonism

[Anonymous No.53856597]

The kiss of death is forming. Say Goodnight and GOODBYE!

[Anonymous No.53856608]

Weekend /smg/ is what schizophrenia must look like.
I hope you all take your meds and seek professional help.

[Anonymous No.53856610]

>>53856581
Nah fuck those kids.

[Anonymous No.53856621]

>>53856548
>>53856581
The reason it's not based is because boomers still expect their kids to take care of them, while openly saying it's not their problem. Then they seethe when you tell them they're just going to fucking die in the somali-run ghetto old folks home. Boomerism is not "I got mine", it's a profound misunderstanding of the world in which they think they're just entitled to stuff, just cuz, and people will give it to them.

[Anonymous No.53856622]

>>53856524
100 posts too early please dont

[Anonymous No.53856655]

>>53856597
I see anon... is that before, or after, the "hidden tigers" and "crouching dragons" I've been hearing about?

[Anonymous No.53856671]

Anons, I think next week could be an even more severe dump than I thought...

[Anonymous No.53856675]

>>53856655
You are racist and going to burn in anime hell where there is no anime.

[Anonymous No.53856682]

>>53855522
Only crusty old boomers use mcclellans

[Anonymous No.53856683]

yall ever randomly go all in to some random foreign stock based on a single shitpost by anonymous poster on a anime imageboard? I dropped 92k into CPNG yesterday.

[Anonymous No.53856689]

>>53856675
racists go to heaven

[Anonymous No.53856690]

Another train derailed....
How the fuck is Norfolk southern allowed to exist at this point?

[Anonymous No.53856711]

I don't feel like cooking. Should I order dominos?

[Anonymous No.53856723]

>>53856711
Only if you sold uncovered options to fund the purchase
>Used to think these were faked mock ups
>They're real

[Anonymous No.53856726]

>>53856675
Anime website
Anime market
Anime universe

[Anonymous No.53856739]

>>53856671
What will happen to all the turks and refugees with 4 kids living on gibs?

[Anonymous No.53856753]

>>53856726
damn that rack is perfectly setup

[Anonymous No.53856760]

does anyone else here trade with interactive brokers? i use an old laptop to use tws, but sometimes it acts up and i don't know why. is the code for the software good or is it just shit?

[Anonymous No.53856761]

Buy AMD and NVDA. AI is the future.

[Anonymous No.53856776]

>>53856548
It's not based, it's suicidally lazy and psychotic. You're exactly the type of person to look at us, wide eyed and mouth agape saying, "Why did you let us do this?" as the world comes tumbling down. No offense

[Anonymous No.53856786]

>>53856760
Use sierra chart and connect it with ibkr

[Anonymous No.53856802]

>>53856786
i think i've tried it before. does it have volume bars?

[Anonymous No.53856814]

>>53856761
Fuck NVDA and AMD and FUCK AI. AND FUCK YOU!!

But yeah. AI is going to take over so many jobs it's going to create a majority of useless people labeled the useless eaters. the useless class.

The humane thing to do is cloths them and feed them. With fake meat and bugz and put them in cubicle homes..And promote them to become transgenders or gays so they stop reproducing and end the suffering.

[Anonymous No.53856832]

>>53856753
Kurumi's a stealth milk truck. And Mebuki has a nice Mebootyki. I wish FX wasn't so talmudic otherwise I'd get in on it. Looks like fun.

[Anonymous No.53856837]

>>53856761
has nvda calmed down yet?

[Anonymous No.53856840]

>>53856802
IBKR has a lot of charting integrations. You can link it to tradingview as well. ToS on older machines doesn't work so well. It's written in Java so if you don't have anything beefy it stutters.

[Anonymous No.53856849]

>>53856739
I dunno, move out? But then again the UK is absolutely beyond FUCKED right now and there are still armies of pakis and indians living there, so maybe nothing happens to them.

[Anonymous No.53856865]

>>53856832
it hits too close to home that's why you don't have to read it

[Anonymous No.53856894]

>>53856449
>>53856473
I try to trade the daily... one of the things I was considering was pairs trading, which involves statistical anomalies.

[Anonymous No.53856904]

>>53856776
Nigguh you don't even know me. I'll take care of myself. Not my problem

[Anonymous No.53856923]

>>53854048
Banks/market/pawn shops it should all be open

[Anonymous No.53856931]

>>53856761
Jesus Christ, only two days and NVDA retards are almost as bad the GME retards. News Flash moron: earnings and revenue were down horribly, all they did was just mention the buzzword AI fifty times. No fundamentals whatsoever. Why are permabulls so fucking stupid?

[Anonymous No.53856953]

>>53856931
based

[Anonymous No.53856955]

>>53856904
I know, it just doesn't work that way. You think China lets people do what they want as long as they're far enough off in the countryside? No, they got their drones bzzzzing over there with cameras and tampons to encourage you not to take birth control (and make more Chinese)

Lol legitimately if we don't start having white babies we're fucked but anyway I'm done with this argument

[Anonymous No.53856967]

>>53856761
>NVDA
>P/E: 131
>P/S: 21
>Market cap: big enough to be in S&P500

[Anonymous No.53856973]

>>53856894
I tried that at one point and best I could figure out was some HFT arbitrage setup that barely worked. SOXL_Shill had some LETF pair system that was too complicated for me to figure out.

[Anonymous No.53856996]

AI is to the 2020s what evolution was to the early 2000s. A marketing fantasy made up by atheist 100 IQs to scam other low IQ atheists. Tech companies leaning on the AI meme for profits will be irrelevant in 10 years like evolution became a dead topic. Baggies will be made.

[Anonymous No.53857012]

>>53856955
>we

Nigguh I don't care if you have kids or not. Not my problem. Worry about your own shit faggot

>ohhh noooo the government ohhh nooo the rules ohhh nooo the future of my non existing white children

Not my problem. If the US gets nuked I'll just go camping for a while or something. I dont care

[Anonymous No.53857026]

>>53857012
Ok you're obviously black which means you don't have a valid argument. You shouldn't have given yourself away; you should have just blended in, but ok, we'll vote against you forever.

Make sure to hop on Twitter and tell all your other brothers to keep casually disrespecting and ignoring white people at the cash register; it definitely won't backfire

[Anonymous No.53857040]

KISS OF DEATH 20% DROP

[Anonymous No.53857047]

>>53855079
>dark wood grain ring + smough’s armor.gif

[Anonymous No.53857048]

>>53856996
This.

First these retards were pumping China stocks, then they were pumping EV stocks, then they were pumping shitty meme stocks, then they were pumping stupid short squeezes that never materialized, then they were pumping just straight up scam tech companies (eg Carvana), and now these morons have moved on to AI. Be prepared for another of year these annoying low IQ redditor neckbeard shits constantly spamming the internet with AI FOMO bullshit.

[Anonymous No.53857053]

>>53853978
Why do they like poop I heard they like women shiting on them its fuckingg disgusting

[Anonymous No.53857062]

>>53854022
Kratom is better currently on 10g and feel amazing

[Anonymous No.53857061]

>>53857040
stop it you're turning me on

[Anonymous No.53857065]

>>53856266
For me, Volume is only good for identifying momentum. It sucks for entry/exit points

[Anonymous No.53857071]

MARA earnings prediction. Bought put yesterday did I do good?

[Anonymous No.53857073]

>>53856973
>SOXL_Shill
has been discredited and resigned from /smg/ in disgrace.

[Anonymous No.53857076]

>>53856996
i seen what AI can do. it will take over useless skinless labor jobs like customer service, fast food workers, retail anything that doesn't require a 100 IQ or above AI can do it faster and cheaper. it even has the ability to design and photoshop shit. it's surreal. it's real. and it's coming fast and hard. prepare your anus cause this AI humongous is going to penetrate your janus. now tongue my famous anus.

[Anonymous No.53857129]

>>53857026
>I'll go camping
>obviously black

Have you ever met a black person camping? Clean up your own pissjugs in your room instead of seething about macro economics or just go ahead and transition already. Not my problem

[Anonymous No.53857141]

>>53854286
Girl's butthole exhaust is going down, forever.

[Anonymous No.53857147]

>>53857053
They do the shitting on white women, not the other way around. It's a power thing.

[Anonymous No.53857180]

>>53857129
standard zoomer boy's room

[Anonymous No.53857208]

>>53856973
Yeah I'm familiar with him, I'm sort of working towards that? Except I'm using C# because I cbf to learn R or Python, and doing the daily because I also dont want to bother with APIs or data streams.
At the very least, it gives me some automated stuff to look over for manual entries

[Anonymous No.53857220]

>>53856996
uh, AI is the fifth industrial revolution. How else would we... uhhh... make AI waifus?

[Anonymous No.53857235]

>>53856996
AI will accelerate humanity like computer did in the 80-90s and then the internet did in the 00-10s.

[Anonymous No.53857262]

movie movie movie movie!

[Anonymous No.53857276]

>>53857220
that is a man

[Anonymous No.53857289]

>>53857129
Absolutely disgusting. That room is inhabited by someone with a serious mental illness, we really need to stop pretending this shit is normal.

[Anonymous No.53857290]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.53857297]

Im buying a house but its been vacant for two and a half years. What type of maintenance work should I arrange? I already know of a foundation repair it needs.

[Anonymous No.53857299]

>>53857297
probably got bugs in the walls and shit

[Anonymous No.53857300]

>>53857297
That thing's gonna fucking collapse within a month once you start walking around it daily

[Anonymous No.53857311]

>>53857297
I learned that if you don't use a sink/shower for a while the p-trap dries up and makes the whole house smell like sewage.

[Anonymous No.53857334]

>>53857276
Yes Mr. Anon, everybody is a man.

[Anonymous No.53857340]

>>53857297
You will want to check for mold and roof leaks / water damage. Condensation around pipes in walls is kind of a thing that happens if you haven't been running the heat.

[Anonymous No.53857342]

>>53857311
So far the house doesnt smell awful. Its not humidity inside since hvac system cant be turned on since water was turned off. Uses a boiler system.
>>53857300
Kinda worried all the cracks but its my aunts old house and cant recall any new ones
>>53857299
Maybe. Definitely has mold growth on ceiling in two rooms from the hvac system being off.

[Anonymous No.53857355]

>>53857342
>its my aunts old house
If your aunt passed away, then your house is now haunted fyi

[Anonymous No.53857389]

S&P more like poop and pee.

[Anonymous No.53857399]

Since house uses a boiler for heat - who the fuck would be the one I call to make sure none of the pipes are leaking. The people who previously put in, fueled, and serviced the boiler?
>>53857355
She died at a hospice house. Same one my mom passed in which is kind of eerie. My dad died after drifting off at the wheel in the neighborhood so no curse.

[Anonymous No.53857400]

i think monday will be green

[Anonymous No.53857413]

>>53857399
>She died at a hospice house.
Ghosts can move about the world, but only toward places that were significant in their lives. Once they arrive though, thy are trapped, which makes them angry. This is all studied and documented
Sorry about your parents

[Anonymous No.53857414]

>>53857399
any old plumber will do
unless the boiler itself is suspect in which case call a boiler guy

[Anonymous No.53857433]

>>53857413
I will hire a Japanese shaman girl to cleanse the house and pay her in coom (my dream)
>>53857414
Definitely getting one to clean the toilets etc and bring them back to useable condition.

[Anonymous No.53857459]

Good.

[Anonymous No.53857464]

What's the movie gonna be tonight...

[Anonymous No.53857487]

>>53857464
did you know /tv/ has movie streams often
>>>/tv/181062386

[Anonymous No.53857491]

>>53855151
When white people are a minority affirmative action won't put a premium on being brown

[Anonymous No.53857492]

>>53857464
Some esoteric art house film. I enjoy movie night but I cant get into most the films. Guess my brain too smooth.

[Anonymous No.53857495]

14 minutes to movie night! I realized we can't let february end w/o a romance, so tonite's feature est un filme erotique, Boxing Helena (1993)!

[Anonymous No.53857498]

>>53857491
when white people are a minority they will finally agree that affirmative action is unfair and unconstitutional

[Anonymous No.53857502]

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

[Anonymous No.53857516]

>>53857487
No but I don't want to hangout with /tv/ degenerates anymore. They're worse than /smg/ers. /tv/ hasn't been good since like 2015
>>53857492
Yeah, probably.... It does make it hard to count on movie nite to always be something entertaining
>>53857495
....and there it is. This has a 26% on metacritic

[Anonymous No.53857530]

>>53857516
Its just so late when it starts my brain melts and I am asleep before long.

[Anonymous No.53857533]

>>53857502
what happens when you run out of stocks and still want cash? with dividends I never run out of stocks.

[Anonymous No.53857540]

>>53857495
>engaging in degenerate idol worship on the sabbath

[Anonymous No.53857576]

>>53857540
the sabbath ended at sundown

[Anonymous No.53857596]

Movie night movie night! Tonite's feature is Boxing Helena (1993)!

[Anonymous No.53857622]

>>53848168
>>53848168
>>53848168

[Anonymous No.53857624]

>package that was supposed to arrive in 2 weeks came today
This keeps happening to me. They tell me "a month until arrival" and then it gets there two days later.

>>53857180
>>53857289
>>53857129
Angel beats and k-on! were popular in 2010 so this is from 13 years ago. This teenager is close to 30/over 30 now. Zoomer 'weebs' are into vtubers anyway.

[Anonymous No.53857627]

>>53855552
Oxy

[Anonymous No.53857629]

>>53857624
DHL I take it? They like to sandbag their estimates a ton.

[Anonymous No.53857632]

>>53857533
If you want to cash out at a sustainable rate, then sell at a sustainable rate instead of selling 100% of your position.

[Anonymous No.53857637]

>>53855668
I know some super bro tier Indians. They’re like white men with a tan and a beard. They drive American trucks, build houses, and drink beer. Fairly jacked too without trying. Some of the Fijians are know are pretty based too.
None of them are those really skinny, dark Indian guys though. I think they’re actually Sikh because they rock the turb and wear gold bracelets.
Why can’t all Indian bros be like them instead of insufferable, arrogant tech niggers?

[Anonymous No.53857644]

>>53857624
>wireless controllers were a thing 13 years ago. Somebody please come into my apartment and murder me for being old holy shit.

>>53857627
I am seconding the OXY thing. It is under 60 now lets see some follow through.

[Anonymous No.53857646]

>>53856362
I just get jasmine milk tea with no sugar or tapioca. Used to go to Tapioca Express off Decoto, but there are closer places now.

[Anonymous No.53857662]

>>53857644
Wireless controllers were a thing 13 y ears ago though?

[Anonymous No.53857670]

>>53857668
>>53857668
>>53857668
>>53857668

[Anonymous No.53857690]

>>53857662
yes, in fact the 360 and ps3 were released back in 2005-2006

[Anonymous No.53857980]

>>53853926
>melt up
Really wish the third worlders would stop saying this shit

[Anonymous No.53857992]

next thread bobo

[Anonymous No.53858006]

>>53854022
>gif
Neat stunt