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You do realize the recession hasn't even started yet, right? You didn't unironically think the bullrun would magically return without an equal and opposite dump in the market, r-right? You didn't take financial risks at the behest of /biz/ - Business & Finance...Right?

>> No.53845104

>>53845086
But... ai as a service... this will stop the fed.. always fight the fed bros

>> No.53845118

Fucking went all in on Floki
WHYYYYY
WHYYY GOD
WHYYY
Please tell me it’s dog season soon?
Right!?

>> No.53845142

>>53845086
>muh recession
yeah not buying dollars lmao. do not want
>>53845104
cope, fed can't stop inflation and your dollarbags will go to zero no matter how much they rugpull. bail-ins? no thank you, I'm not signing up to be some bank's bagholder

>> No.53845226

>>53845086
>recession
While "recession" and "depression" do have technical meanings in economics (distinct from the BLS's nonsense definition of a depression being "three quarters of a recession"), they just use "recession" because "depression" is too negatively connotated. But there won't be a depression either, not to worry. There term is "crisis".

>> No.53845240

>>53845226
Well, I'm using the term "crisis" as a diplomatic one too.

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53845262

as long as jewlensky is getting his nose candy fix that's the most important thing

>> No.53845576

>>53845086
>recession hasn't even started yet
it has. It's just that zoomers and coomers havent recognized it yet. It's about to get a shit ton worse. If you're not holding PM, some shitcoin, have a supply of food and tradeable goods already then you're fucked. But it's not too late, you can acquire these things now if you have fiat laying around in your zoomer "trust fund". If you don't have control of it yet, because ultrazoomer then tell your financial advisor to get you the fuck out of blue chip bullshit and into PM. They work for you remember. If they've stacked you up in le tech stocks and S&P donkey shit then you're screwed.

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>>53845086
dude im sorry youre wrong. We're just heading down for a retest. Be long by mid march and out by April. Sell in May, walk away is a real thing and the fuckin whales live by it. We crab all summer and in mid August we start chasing down the Feds projections of 430

>> No.53845671

>>53845086
Literally every normie believes we are going to have a 2008 tier recession. Any old fag around from 2008, we’re the normies correct in prediction the recession back then?

>> No.53845815

>>53845086
Get back in the cage, wagie.

>> No.53846436

bemp

>> No.53846929

bamp

>> No.53846947

>>53845671
kinda. i remember thinking it would be BS scare mongering because we hadn't lived through something like that but it happened.

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53846962

The funny part is that being hopeful and optimistic is what's counterculture these days. Be hopeful/optimistic and you'll either get laughed at or called crazy, be hopeless/pessimistic and you'll get relatable pats on the back and endless acknowledgement.

Even the last normalfag is a blackpilled demoralized end of the world doomer these days.

>> No.53846995

>>53845671
No, during the crash of 2022 normies believed in the "inevitable recession" theory. Then at the start of the 2023 bull run, all normies suddenly did a 180 and jumped on the bandwagon of "the worst is behind us bro! soft landing! buy the dip!" Now these retards are about to lose their shirts. For February/March. being bearish is back to being contrarian again, at least for the time being.

>> No.53847003

>>53845576
I have adopted a method of judging posters by how many hivemind buzzwords they use when they post. Anyone who listens to this guy is a fucking tool.

>> No.53847050

>>53846962
Agree. Almost everyone at the conferences I went to this month (CRE finance) said business was sluggish and thought the Fed had way overshot already.
2007 was much more upbeat than 2023. Emotionally we are not at the top...we might not be at the bottom either, but we are certainly not at the top.