/smg/ The Bear Bear is so Fare and Fair.

[Anonymous No.53841052]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/


>>53840049

[Anonymous No.53841314]

it's over mutts
you are going to starve on the streets

[Anonymous No.53841339]

Wow ok.

[Anonymous No.53841358]

>Fed credibility
A credible piece of shit haha, got 'em

[Anonymous No.53841357]

>>53841052
Kill yourself early baker

[Anonymous No.53841378]

is this the most cancerous market in history? everyday is just more jewish than the next............

[Anonymous No.53841379]

does it make sense to buy calls on SPY but also puts on the companies that make up SPY?

[Anonymous No.53841385]

>>53841339
it's real

[Anonymous No.53841392]

>>53841314
careful euroshit, we're three burgers away from bringing the world to heel.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53841410]

>>53841379
nothing fucking makes sense anymore

[Anonymous No.53841417]

>>53841378
go check the 2000 bubble pop

[Anonymous No.53841419]

>>53841314
Just ordered some Uber eats McDonalds get fucked eurotard fag

[Anonymous No.53841423]

>>53841052
>>53841385
COCAIN BEAR

[Anonymous No.53841440]

>>53841419
Should've bought the NINJA AIR FRYER LE'PREASURE COOKER

t.Goyslop

[Anonymous No.53841441]

Excuse me, can you all please stop undermining the Fed's credibility? Thank you.

[Anonymous No.53841444]

>>53841365
Short AI, it's clueless

[Anonymous No.53841446]

>>53841410
pathetic. they make sense if you learn magick. even the cia said so.

[Anonymous No.53841449]

>>53841314
https://youtu.be/33gKq--rbJg
Remember your place beneath my fat ass Yuropoor. How about you go squabble over a hayfield.

[Anonymous No.53841457]

>>53841444
>in regards
>While it's true
>That being said
This is where billions of dollars of funding went to? Adding more white noise?

[Anonymous No.53841459]

>>53841314
This nigga knows about food stamp cuts. http://archive (dot) ph/EnHjN

[Anonymous No.53841464]

>pic
How do I long water futures? This summer was incredibly dry and the coming one will be even hotter and dryer. How can I profit off this? Do I just store buckets of water?

[Anonymous No.53841468]

>>53841052
You got TWO opportunities to buy the dip today. If you dint make money today you should just give up and DCA into SPY cause you will literally never make it trading.

[Anonymous No.53841469]

>>53841314
Maybe you shouldn't have sold us all of that farmland in 1803, Jean-Louis.

[Anonymous No.53841471]

>>53841378
>cancerous
Do you know the etymology of that word?

[Anonymous No.53841479]

>>53841444
AI confirmed NOT the future

[Anonymous No.53841480]

>>53841449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkpk0-0cfVU&list=RDTUOPvtVZwo8

[Anonymous No.53841487]

>>53841457
They are counting on charming you with its eloquence to distract you from its incompetence.

[Anonymous No.53841488]

>>53841464
Usually ag shit. But the Pyrennes produce approximately 0% of the world's food so...

[Anonymous No.53841494]

>FED MAY NEED TO HIKE TO 6.5% TO COOL PRICES, STUDY SAYS
Pivotbros... I don't feel so good...

[Anonymous No.53841508]

>>53841494
Bro, the fed was never gonna pivot literally every "cut" they do is just completely offset by the US Treasury they are literally just praying inflation magically comes down they aren't doing shit

[Anonymous No.53841521]

>>53841471
>>53841378

[Anonymous No.53841522]

Do you guys think Powell fucking choked? In his last press conference, he bragged about the process of "disinflation" but in the minutes nothing was said about it. Will he admit that he blundered and go 50bps in march?

[Anonymous No.53841538]

>>53841521
holy shit

[Anonymous No.53841545]

>>53841494
t-bill bros, are we finally gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.53841546]

>>53841494
Remember when the Fed insisted inflation was transitory and kept rates at zero over and over again?

[Anonymous No.53841549]

>>53841449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z3oCJfnHO8

[Anonymous No.53841550]

>>53841522
Man, I can't even fucking guess. He backed down on tightening financial conditions/crashing the market twice. Which makes no sense if he's serious about the inflation fight and is willing to hike 50 bepis.

[Anonymous No.53841554]

LAZR niggas we made it

[Anonymous No.53841559]

>>53841459
Food stamps aren't going to get cut. The Democrats entire political strategy is to bribe their voters. They got the millennials with student loan forgiveness and they'll get poor people with food stamps. If they lower the food stamp amounts there will be a chimp out and they'll bend the knee and give back the food stamp money. If that doesn't work they'll just loot stores and not pay for anything at all. I love the Pandora's box the idiots in office opened.

[Anonymous No.53841566]

>>53841522
those outliers are the dumb retards that got lucky and received an inheritance of some sort

t. retard who got an inheritance at an early age

[Anonymous No.53841570]

>>53841549
https://youtu.be/921z4LAHvak

[Anonymous No.53841580]

topcashback $63 back on green chef signup
cheapest sub is $32 for 3 meals, cancel after first order
free food and a some free money to buy TQQQ

[Anonymous No.53841590]

>>53841559
Ehh, whatever. Negro unemployment is the lowest in history, negros have brand new housing complexes, nice cars, and Yeezies. Nobody gives a shit for those who were too stupid to get money in the last 4 years.

If you didn't figure how to get something for yourself during a bull run when everyone was handed free cash, you're better off "volunteering" in the homeless shelter anyway.

[Anonymous No.53841592]

>>53841559
You'd think so, but this isn't a cut. It's an expiration of a temporary bump; no congressional action needed.

And even if they wanted to restore it, I'll remind you of which party controls the House.

[Anonymous No.53841599]

>>53841546
Remember when it was going to be a soft landing and they weren't even considering a recession?

[Anonymous No.53841600]

>>53841538
Under 3950 & there doesn't seem to be a lot of validated support until we hit 3900. Hence these somewhat inane battles around key numbers.

Not crab. a war between bears and bulls are happening right now.

[Anonymous No.53841615]

guess the average IQ of pic related

[Anonymous No.53841618]

>>53841600
3950 is a key point because the algos & technical traders go back historically to see what valuations ppl are likely to buy stocks at.

[Anonymous No.53841628]

>>53841559
how can I short food stamps?

[Anonymous No.53841627]

>>53841615
100

[Anonymous No.53841630]

buy rycey over 20% plus in a red sea.

[Anonymous No.53841632]

>>53841449
https://youtu.be/aXfuQqkwa5I

[Anonymous No.53841635]

>>53841559
>They got the millennials with student loan forgiveness
im still waiting on that shit to come through but the last email I got from them was like in november saying they are still tied up in court lmao. they were never going to go through with it

[Anonymous No.53841641]

.

[Anonymous No.53841643]

>>53841590
Oh anon I didn't mention before but I'm white, so I don't get and handouts because white people getting handouts is racist
>>53841592
they'll just make an executive order and shoe horn it through.

[Anonymous No.53841651]

>>53841615
bout tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.53841658]

>>53841464
Jesus AI is so worthless. I burned so many tokens and the answer still didn't help. I'm sorry anon, I tried.

[Anonymous No.53841666]

Dimon, Cramer, and Ackman should start a hedge fund titled "Retards Who Still Remain Relevant"

[Anonymous No.53841667]

kek INTC baggies

[Anonymous No.53841669]

>>53841618
But the point people bought at previously won’t be the point they’d buy today because things are different now, so why do they do this

[Anonymous No.53841670]

why doesnt finviz have a beta for things like BOIL or SKYT?? cant everything can tracked a numerical correlation to a broader index. where tf can i find beta

[Anonymous No.53841675]

>>53841635
They're letting 10% inflation chip away at it. At least until the court rules on it in June (at the earliest).

[Anonymous No.53841679]

>>53841635
the whole plan was to promise unconstitutional shit before the election that would never hold up

[Anonymous No.53841688]

>>53841635
Allegedly you are required to start paying again 2 months after the courts decision. If the courts strike it down, Biden will just extend they'll just extend the moratorium to Infinite, or at least until 2024 so they can still dangle the carrot to try and get reelected. As long as Democrats are in office you'll never have to pay back your student loans.

[Anonymous No.53841689]

>>53841643
>they'll just make an executive order and shoe horn it through.
Executive orders can do a lot, but when it comes to spending like that Biden can do precisely shit and fuck all.

[Anonymous No.53841691]

>>53841643
Did you see those nigger cops kill that Cali skater? DNC has office, niggers who get uppity will be whipped proper. There's no gain in it for the DNC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE03Lqm3nbI

[Anonymous No.53841697]

>>53841670
>where tf can i find beta
In your chair lmao gottem

[Anonymous No.53841701]

>>53841689
like the fucking law is gonna stop the cabal from doing anything

[Anonymous No.53841705]

>>53841658
It is doing the best it can really.

[Anonymous No.53841711]

Man, dump into a crab. What an odd day.

[Anonymous No.53841714]

>>53841488
>Usually ag shit
Fug, so food will be higher next december
>Pyrennes
The alps are the same, they may not produce shit but the water it stores is important. Same with the massif centrale.
The rhone comes from the alps, same as the rhine(important), and the po. Idk abou the po but the rhine is for agriculure and industry.
Loire comes from massif centrale.
And those coming from the vosges will suffer aswell as its dry. There's barely any snow in the french alps right now.
The danube has many tributaries coming from the alps
>1488
Based

[Anonymous No.53841719]

>>53841701
Well it will. Remember: don't solve problems that you can use to drive turnout in the next election.

[Anonymous No.53841723]

>>53841641
>war funded by big tech
I wasn't aware that the dystopia was so imminent

[Anonymous No.53841724]

>>53841599

[Anonymous No.53841728]

>>53841691
They'll only get whipped if they turn on their government overlords. I don't know what the deal was with that skater. That seemed personal or something. I'm actually surprised the media even covered it because it was black on black crime and nobody cares about that.

[Anonymous No.53841735]

im so fucking sick of 395.5 kill me

[Anonymous No.53841736]

>>53841599
remember no landing? remember it's a bull market?
wait it was 1 week ago..

[Anonymous No.53841738]

Things get interesting once 2Y touches 5%

[Anonymous No.53841744]

Bobros, we might just make it after all.
Also req the bobo meme of chainsawing a mumu.

[Anonymous No.53841745]

>>53841635
Your only hope for that is the proposed abolition of the dep. of edu. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.53841749]

>>53841658
Kek, it tried its best. It probably can't say the secret ticker jews use to trade water futes

[Anonymous No.53841752]

My gains...all lost in time...like tears in rain

[Anonymous No.53841756]

>>53841738
>Higher for longer
>Heh heh, higher
>Buy cannabis stocks

[Anonymous No.53841762]

NVDA is evil. It will create the AI terminator and end humanity, but really it's just controlled by the kabal elites used to get rid of the useless eaters.

[Anonymous No.53841764]

>>53841728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzmzLH_EVZI

[Anonymous No.53841770]

>>53841749
That must be the case. Clearly it was corrupted by big money already. Check pic related, it's basically saying that Cathie Wood is innocent.

[Anonymous No.53841780]

>>53841641
>corporations privately funding proxy wars
Can't say I'm surprised

[Anonymous No.53841782]

Biz is only 90% glowies and bots today. We're healing!

[Anonymous No.53841790]

i just don't believe we crab like this to EOD either we plummet or skyrocket to fill the gap

[Anonymous No.53841792]

>>53841599
>they weren't even considering a recession?
When was that stated? I thought that they consistently assessed that the risk of a recession was high.

[Anonymous No.53841810]

>>53841790
better start believin' in the eternal crab market, yer in one!

[Anonymous No.53841825]

>>53841770
Cathie is gonna make it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLrF5j7up9Q

[Anonymous No.53841827]

what the fuck is the market doing today? pick a direction ya cunt.

[Anonymous No.53841838]

>>53841810
You mean buying and holding overpriced shit stocks won't make money anymore? Geezzeee it's almost like you have to work to make some money!!!

[Anonymous No.53841848]

>Insiders now dumping LUV

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53841861]

>>53841848
people don't travel during recessions retard

[Anonymous No.53841864]

>>53841848
Airlines are insane. At this point I don't think I'll ever step foot on a plane. Just read a story that some psychopath charged the cockpit because he wanted a drink or something shit. People are fucking insane and I'm not sharing a bus at 30,000 feet with them

[Anonymous No.53841869]

>>53841827
no

[Anonymous No.53841871]

higher for.....

[Anonymous No.53841874]

Sell COIN puts at 58.70, immediately dumps to 57.70 after crabbing for the past three hours.

[Anonymous No.53841897]

>>53841827
snibbs took the market away from bobo after opening

[Anonymous No.53841899]

MRVL reports on the 2nd. I bought.

[Anonymous No.53841905]

>>53841827
Ok, I gotta step away from the desk, here's 8 minutes of euro house techno ish electronica disco.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLrF5j7up9Q

[Anonymous No.53841913]

AWESOME BACK TO 395.5 I WAS WORRIED WE WERE GOING SOMEWHERE FOR A SECOND
FUCK

[Anonymous No.53841917]

>>53841838
idk why so many anons are anti-work. i actually like my job in electrical engineering. i mean i basically get paid to do what i'd be doing at home anyways i.e. computer shit. i shitpost and day trade while at work on the days im in the office, no one gives a shit.

[Anonymous No.53841916]

>>53841871
>they pivoted away from the pivot
amazing

[Anonymous No.53841919]

>>53841874
lmao look at this guy is selling volatility on the shitcoin stock

[Anonymous No.53841925]

>>53841848
>>53841864
>>53841861
There are more fundamental reasons to dump airlines: https://archive (dot) ph/Hve2b

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53841929]

>>53841864
I just charter a private jet when I want to go somewhere.

[Anonymous No.53841936]

>>53841899
man someguys get all the luck

[Anonymous No.53841939]

>>53841899
this is too wholesome for /smg/ delet now

[Anonymous No.53841940]

>>53841871
Low IQ permabull retards are confused by this.

[Anonymous No.53841948]

I'm holding my puts into Monday, hopefully I eat steak Monday for the ramen i eat tonight

[Anonymous No.53841958]

>>53841948
Monday will either be another bounce off the resistance or a violent breakdown below it.

[Anonymous No.53841960]

>>53841929
You paying baggot?

[Anonymous No.53841962]

>>53841925
I can't wait for their stock to act like their planes.

[Anonymous No.53841966]

>>53841916
This and 'we lost control of inflation a little bit' have pressed the bear's paw firmly down upon the market and bulled up the yields, dixie. If guy from Fed admits a 'little bit' of lost control it's real bad. Real real bad news bears.

[Anonymous No.53841967]

spy is just flopping around like a dead fish it's annoying the shit out of me

[Anonymous No.53841988]

>>53841958
My puts are 60% down as is because of the retarded pump today, I no longer fucking care what happens. Hopefully it crashes and burns

[Anonymous No.53841992]

>>53841967
VIX is about trend is down and abnout to break bottom of the day. You might get your power hour

[Anonymous No.53841995]

>>53841919
Sell to close I mean.

[Anonymous No.53842005]

>>53841962
Kek

[Anonymous No.53842008]

>>53841916
No, YOU pivoted from the pivot. Jerome never said a damn thing. Priced in.
>>53841913
Thanks for the floor :D
>>53841967
>>53841992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk

[Anonymous No.53842010]

>>53841838
What a piece of shit dog.

[Anonymous No.53842016]

>>53841988
Thanks for buying my puts.

[Anonymous No.53842017]

What's everyone slurping today?

[Anonymous No.53842023]

If the market could take its little correction out of all the garbage it pumped the last two months instead of touching my energy, that would be great. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.53842027]

>>53841782
everyone but me is a blackrock shill selling options

[Anonymous No.53842039]

>>53842017
I just slurped up some SOXL this morning.

[Anonymous No.53842046]

>>53842017
VT and EDV, with VNQ in my roth ira

[Anonymous No.53842051]

Should I buy shopify it’ll probably pump back %2 on Monday

[Anonymous No.53842061]

>>53841494
Pivot was never happening this year, glad we finally getting over it

[Anonymous No.53842062]

>>53842010
Did you know that cats are designed to be comfortable in 80F? They do that cause they're cold af.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-LO6dctBms

[Anonymous No.53842067]

What does smg think of the idea that rate kikes haven't been pr.iced in

[Anonymous No.53842084]

[Anonymous No.53842086]

>>53842010
fuck you it tried it's best+she underthrew it

[Anonymous No.53842090]

Ok wtf
The spam filter is picking up priced as spam
Cunt website

[Anonymous No.53842099]

>>53842067
considering the market just got blind sided by inflation data, its very fucking obvious we are going to be riding the QE cope train fora while

[Anonymous No.53842108]

>>53841641
>big tech lays off thousands of US workers
>fund foreign wars with money that could have been invested in our people
what did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.53842112]

>>53842067
it not being priced in is priced in

[Anonymous No.53842114]

>>53842067
The market was pricing in a pause at 410 SPY. Now at 395 they're floating the idea of 6.5%
But I don't think anyone will believe it until we actually see them raise by 50 in march and change their tone

[Anonymous No.53842117]

bobros
theory
rate hikes

[Anonymous No.53842119]

>>53841925
Just imagine ebonics in radio. Im never getting into a plane again

[Anonymous No.53842122]

>>53842084
I love how we just had shitposters going
>"No way! We won't have more rate hikes! This is a supply chain problem goyim it's not the fed's fault! Inflation isn't caused by monetary policy!"
just this fucking morning and then this happens
retail traders are on the biggest fucking cope possible, completely addicted to QE and low rates

hope you guys are holding bonds, reits, or small cap

[Anonymous No.53842123]

>>53842067
how long have we been talking about hiking, hiking, an reevaluating the responses of hiking?
I've been hiking so long, I can recite Dr. Bronner's formula from heart, eat Mountain House dry, and walk like an egyptian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk

[Anonymous No.53842126]

>>53842090
Dirty stinky pajeets take popular phrases in /smg/ and make shitcoins out of them and then the tranny jannies ban the word. It's fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.53842132]

>>53842084
Thank you, Mester. Another 5% down and I can buy a new car straight off the lot in cash.

[Anonymous No.53842135]

Don't mind me
Just trying to figure out why I couldn't post a very basic comment about rate kikes being priced in because the nigger spam filter kept being dumb

[Anonymous No.53842136]

>>53842122
>hope you guys are holding bonds, reits, or small cap
I'm shorting SPY, IWM, ARKK and longing DXY

[Anonymous No.53842145]

To the anon, who embedded a song titled "comme c'est bon":
Thanks lad, added it to my spotify list.

[Anonymous No.53842147]

>>53842122
>reits
anon...

[Anonymous No.53842149]

>>53842126
Oh that explains it
I hate this site so much but no other chans have a good biz board so I'm staying for now
We should all migrate to lainchan

[Anonymous No.53842150]

great opportunity to average down

[Anonymous No.53842151]

>>53842067
just open the chart of ZQ to see what's priced in

[Anonymous No.53842158]

>>53842122
>reit
more like rekt
unless wfh dies, i'm staying awat from them

[Anonymous No.53842159]

>>53842150
a-are you a silver schizo?

[Anonymous No.53842174]

>>53842145
This one, might be a bit more esoteric.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsB8RaDGiec

[Anonymous No.53842175]

>>53842126
There should be flags and indian flags gets insta ban

[Anonymous No.53842178]

>>53842151
>>53842067
pic rel. Do 100-ZQ to know predicted fed fund rate

[Anonymous No.53842180]

>>53842147
reits have done exceptionally well during the crab
and unlike 2008 their debt maturity averages up to 9 years and is almost all fixed, their fundamentals are doing fantastic this last year

[Anonymous No.53842192]

>>53842175
why would we even allow non americans on /smg/
they don't invest

[Anonymous No.53842195]

>>53842135

[Anonymous No.53842201]

>>53842192
This

[Anonymous No.53842202]

It's flatlining. There's barely any slurping going on.

[Anonymous No.53842203]

>>53842150
When will they average up their earnings?

[Anonymous No.53842219]

>>53842192
Bc basrd CFD gigachads trade un yurop

[Anonymous No.53842221]

>Okay, we'd like to save our economies now.

[Anonymous No.53842228]

>>53842174
I clicked the suggested videos

[Anonymous No.53842231]

>>53842159
I don't know what that is.
>>53842203
2 weeks

[Anonymous No.53842233]

>>53842221
Why the fuck are euros such bitches
only region in the world getting fucked over by this "war"

[Anonymous No.53842235]

>>53842202
It's the sheer number of 0dte options creating the perfectly flat line stock singularity.

[Anonymous No.53842239]

>>53842228
Someone needs to formally codify an /smg/ playlist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntPeHC8z1Og

[Anonymous No.53842241]

>>53842174
Not my cup of tea, but thanks anyway lad.

[Anonymous No.53842247]

>>53842231
Hey bud I'll take your word for it but if I hear you start talking about immediate comex defaults we will have some issues

[Anonymous No.53842251]

>>53842108
you know what they meant.

[Anonymous No.53842259]

>>53842235
something like 70% of all trades are degenerate 0dte trades

[Anonymous No.53842277]

Posted this in Decemeber about a DXY bounce around 103, some market turbulence threw us under there for a month but we're back on track now. I do fully expect DXY to retest the highs, and that'll be a great time to slurp some PMs for a trade (and stocks if they stay correlated).

[Anonymous No.53842280]

>>53842228
Uh oh... GOOG is manipulating me to manipulate the music you're hearing to manipulate the market?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiZHNw1MtzI

Someone ask DAN what this means?

[Anonymous No.53842282]

>>53842221
lol
lmao!

[Anonymous No.53842283]

BITFUCK COMPUTER

Check it

[Anonymous No.53842293]

>>53842259
It's not retail making those trades.

[Anonymous No.53842295]

>>53842283
>ARKK dumping more than BTC
lmao

[Anonymous No.53842302]

>>53842259
It's not degenerate when the professionals do it.

[Anonymous No.53842304]

>>53842283
Check Silver. I swear I'm never touching crypto again.

[Anonymous No.53842305]

>>53842295
Bear market truly ends when ARKK goes under

[Anonymous No.53842308]

>>53842283
Someone told me that whatever price action BTC did the stock market would follow suit not long after.

[Anonymous No.53842309]

>>53842277
No chance we retrace to last year's highs. Yellen dickslapped that at the IMF meeting. 106 is the turnaround level I've heard.

[Anonymous No.53842314]

>>53841570
can we stop going over there please

[Anonymous No.53842315]

>>53842221
Why is Weekly Shounen Jump reporting on this?

[Anonymous No.53842316]

>>53842221
They were being gay faggots yesterday. I bet USA will fight in ukraine till the last ukrainian kek

[Anonymous No.53842317]

>>53842251
>Wagner leader generated $250mn from sanctioned empire
The forbidden shares...

[Anonymous No.53842318]

>>53842280
My guess is it's bearish. A bullish algo would've recommended https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lqdErI9uss

[Anonymous No.53842319]

>>53842295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxdgR1GMBAo

[Anonymous No.53842330]

>>53842316
>that pic
at least make a tolkein reference

[Anonymous No.53842335]

>>53842316
hopefully Putin does the right thing and nukes this entire fucking clownworld what the fuck

[Anonymous No.53842347]

>>53842316
They really are shameless.

[Anonymous No.53842350]

>>53842316
...man what the fuck has world become.

[Anonymous No.53842353]

>>53842335
imagine having to keep getting up at 5AM and going to work every day under the threat of nuclear annihilation. kinda kills your motivation, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.53842355]

>>53842317
>PMCs
>Private military companies
>SPACs take private companies public

[Anonymous No.53842362]

>>53842316
>I bet USA will fight in ukraine till the last ukrainian kek
What you meant to say of course is
>Israel will fight in Ukraine till the last native & mutt.

[Anonymous No.53842365]

>>53842355
Anyway to invest in the Wagner group? They should do a SPAC, kek

[Anonymous No.53842379]

>>53842318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bATjVI0gNM

[Anonymous No.53842382]

You know all you motherfuckers like to complain about how shitty the world is but you fucking pussies STILL go to work you are STILL doing the stupid fucking dance you are all ADDICTS and you are AFRAID to lose this wonderful easy life

why even fucking complain? Oh I know why, because that's what pussies fucking do. They complain and change nothing.

[Anonymous No.53842383]

>>53842365
Even if you could, those fags at OFAC would lock up your shares. Free market my ass.

[Anonymous No.53842386]

Currently wondering if I should get into inverse ETFs now. I knew we were dumping at least a little bit late February.
>>53842316
>Harry Potter is now akin to William Wallace
Scots are eternally butt-broken now, Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.53842390]

Can this shit pick a direction 395 to 396 is SO INTERESTING

[Anonymous No.53842394]

Are yall ready for reverse today's move hour?

[Anonymous No.53842395]

>>53842382
No one asked.

[Anonymous No.53842398]

I had a 30 minute window to sell my BYND calls for profit and I missed it. Nuts.
>>53842330
Which brokerage to get that female broker to margin call me?

[Anonymous No.53842400]

>>53842390
Line go right

[Anonymous No.53842407]

>>53842382
Damn you're a dramatic woman. I enjoy my life fuckface. Stop acting like working is this great evil. 168 hours in a week and I barley spend 40 of them working for good pay.

Homeless euro fuck

[Anonymous No.53842408]

>>53842400
Damn that little fucker is yellow!

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53842410]

When are we going to get our 0DTE SPY put feedback loop into circuit breakers?

[Anonymous No.53842412]

>>53842400

[Anonymous No.53842418]

>>53842309
At this pace 106 will be here by Wendsday kek. I can't see DXY peaking that soon with more rate hikes and every other country worth a shit just starting to declare inflation a problem. Yellen has absolutely no control over anything.

[Anonymous No.53842419]

>VIX crashing
>ODTE calls bot

Power hour incoming!

[Anonymous No.53842422]

>>53842407
you are the fucking pussies complaining
>>53842395
your long lost sister is under my basement

[Anonymous No.53842424]

>>53842400
I kneel

[Anonymous No.53842427]

>>53842407
pathetic wagie cope

[Anonymous No.53842430]

>>53842422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDERlmd2NS4

[Anonymous No.53842437]

>>53842407
i feel like NEETs don't understand that just because you have to be in the office for 8 hours doesn't mean you're working full out for 8 hours. i also come in late and leave early literally every day and no one cares because i get my shit done and am respected. it's like they think there are only burger flipper jobs out there or something. not everyone is a wagie, there's a difference between a job and a career, you know what i mean?

[Anonymous No.53842441]

>>53842400
im gonna laugh so hard if we finish green

[Anonymous No.53842445]

>*SLUUUUUUUUUUURP*

[Anonymous No.53842446]

>>53842145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zsPWw2H9PE

pour toi, mes Bobos

[Anonymous No.53842450]

You fucking bastards told me we were dumping. You fucking lied to me. Monday is gonna pump and then we grab, fuck you

[Anonymous No.53842456]

>>53842437
work from home chad, spend an hour taking a comfy shit and showering and im posting on /smg/ and petting my dog
>>53842427
contribute to society you fucking woman

[Anonymous No.53842458]

>>53842450
>then we grab
Grab deez nuts.

[Anonymous No.53842461]

>Carvana
KWAB

[Anonymous No.53842465]

>>53842441
ill laugh all the way to the bank
399c

[Anonymous No.53842466]

a TRKA gap up is imminent.

[Anonymous No.53842468]

>>53842437
tl;dr

I want you to know this, if you are a wagie and you complain about being a wagie you are fundamentally too cowardly to live a genuine life there is nothing below that even the scum of the earth live life earnestly, but not you. You fucking coward.

Of course if you enjoy it and don't complain, then this is no issue. But we know the truth.

[Anonymous No.53842470]

>>53842458
got em
>>53842450

[Anonymous No.53842471]

>>53842450
Green id confirms massive gains on monday.

[Anonymous No.53842473]

>>53842418
We'll have more rate hikes, sure, but bond and currency markets have priced those Fed actions in, no? Surprise hawkishness rolling in from the ECB or BOJ would have the dollar halt hereabouts.

>Yellen has absolutely no control over anything.
The TGA, debt ceiling negotiations, treasury buybacks, and, apparently, a leash on Powell's hawkishness when it comes to financial conditions. To say nothing of international influence (not like Biden is coherent enough to threaten cutting off LNG exports). I think she's got a few cards.

[Anonymous No.53842475]

>>53842410
When people stop loading up on 0DTE calls? But that won’t happen due to put skew and the positive drift to markets with a major bullish bias calls are the play. Tons of buyers below the market both natural as in retail, funds and program traders combined with short covering whereas there are no natural sellers; it’s not a thing.

[Anonymous No.53842484]

>stocks and bonds have never behaved like this ever

this is really uncharted territory. is there even going to be a crash when EVERYTHING has been going down? all the traditional flights to safety aren't safe so what kind of crash will even occur?

[Anonymous No.53842493]

>>53842450
>>53842471

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZkjeJKBI0M

[Anonymous No.53842499]

>>53842456
>>53842437
Same I work from home...and I own the business. I spend half my day dicking around on youtube, wathcing the market and shitposting on /smg/.

[Anonymous No.53842501]

What year is the furthest in the top right?

[Anonymous No.53842504]

Why is Amazon profit margin only like 0.2%. Excuse me?

[Anonymous No.53842505]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53842506]

>>53842484
interest rates have never been 0 either. going from 0.25% to 4.5% is an increase of 1800%

[Anonymous No.53842507]

>>53842233
I want to see her monkey ears, their the best part of japs

[Anonymous No.53842513]

>>53842484
>all markets are just one giant Mexican standoff
Neat

[Anonymous No.53842516]

>>53842501
>>53842484

[Anonymous No.53842519]

>>53842484
> stocks market went down 15% after pumping 45% in 2 years
Oh the tragedy. Ever thought about looking at things in wider context?

[Anonymous No.53842523]

>>53842505
AAPL reached low of the day again and bounced

[Anonymous No.53842524]

>>53842468
what is a "genuine life", exactly? and what makes that fundamentally cowardly?

[Anonymous No.53842525]

>>53842504
Do you know how taxes work?

[Anonymous No.53842528]

>>53842504
They make it up on volume.

[Anonymous No.53842534]

>average buyer of 0DTE calls in the last hour of trading

[Anonymous No.53842536]

>>53842505
The snibs has been broken

[Anonymous No.53842537]

>>53842446
I really really really hate this autotuned nigger-sandnigger french rap. I don't go to nightclubs where this kind of music is played bc bougnoles tend to gather there and besides smelling like absolute shit, they don't know how to drink(while having low alcohol resistance) and start fighting like the niggers they are
Luckily, they don't like techno
.https://youtube.com/live/6Irus3d5f0E?si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE

[Anonymous No.53842542]

Is there an actual reason for natural gas price to do a reversal now? I remember someone mentioned $2 being the point to start paying attention.

[Anonymous No.53842543]

>>53842456
>contribute to society
how about fuck you, commie?

[Anonymous No.53842546]

>>53842484
bond yields were 0%, -10% in real terms.

[Anonymous No.53842553]

>>53842537
Do they? Hmm.
>>53842499
>>53842456

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCMJA9jyEMg

[Anonymous No.53842560]

I contribute nothing to society except being a money conduit.

[Anonymous No.53842562]

>>53842484
better pick up some LTT
even at low rates like this capital appreciation returns greatly

[Anonymous No.53842567]

>>53842524
This is to be self-determined. Clearly, if you are bitching and complaining then you are conforming to things that are not innately your will. Imagine not even living your own life.

[Anonymous No.53842575]

>>53842560
Based fellow liquidity provider.

[Anonymous No.53842580]

Total pivoot nigger death imminent

[Anonymous No.53842587]

>>53842553
>katy perry
Don't ever reply to me of my wifes son again.

[Anonymous No.53842591]

>>53842542

[Anonymous No.53842599]

>>53842537
I happen to agree my friend
That song simply has a funny relevant name so I thought I'd post it

now im looking through my old french music playlist. I loved this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13o1i-cgTOA

[Anonymous No.53842606]

>>53842560
>>53842575
>>53842587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFW-McsmDOc

[Anonymous No.53842610]

>>53842580
>2%
I'm actually chuckling IRL.

[Anonymous No.53842614]

>>53842407
It's more like 110 hours after deducting sleep.
Add commute, lunch breaks, and morning prep and it's probably 60 hours minimum dedicated to work.

And then you're tired for the remaining 4-5 hours on every weeknight. All that really leaves is 2 out of 7 days to live your life and get anything meaningful done. Except a lot of shit is closed on the weekend.

None of this applies if working from home of course.

[Anonymous No.53842618]

>>53842591
Neat graph.

[Anonymous No.53842620]

>>53842484
bonds are getting skewered right now but as yields keep climbing they keep looking better and better
eventually bonds will be an actual safety play if inflation ever goes down and then equities will get fucking CRUSHED

[Anonymous No.53842622]

>>53842437
NEETs don't understand that being a cubicle cuck basically means you aren't doing any real work at all. You're either replying to emails, writing an email, in a meeting where people talk about working, eating, or just fucking around on the internet. You could cull 90% of office workers in this country and there would be little to no reduction in productivity

[Anonymous No.53842629]

[Anonymous No.53842633]

>>53842620
>if inflation ever goes down

[Anonymous No.53842632]

>>53842606
Are we posting country songs about drinking?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CqfWyeg_Ag

[Anonymous No.53842637]

>>53842553
>do they?
Yeah, its like forest-mountains. Idk why but they are afraid of them. I've never seen one there

[Anonymous No.53842664]

>>53842622
That is 10 times more work than using a shovel for people with a healthy amount of testosterone. You should to realize you find comfort in certain things because you have to. Only the meek enjoy such a situation. Only pathetic people, people so cowardly that they deliberately do things they dont want to do could visualize cubicles as a refuge.

[Anonymous No.53842665]

>>53842620
Bonds are great even at low rates >>53842562
Theres a reason ((they)) buy shitloads of bonds even at negative rates

[Anonymous No.53842666]

HOLY SMOKES DID YOU GUISE JUST SEE THAT EPIN .1% BULL MOVE! THE BEAR MARKET IS OFFICIALLY OVAR!

[Anonymous No.53842674]

niggers in this thread really have to wake up at a certain time every day and leave the house to go make someone else rich and they do this 5 days a week in perpetuum and think its great

[Anonymous No.53842682]

>>53842632
I was just into some drinking songs for a while. This sounds very... gypsie.
Too much grind for my tastes. I'll let it play before I reply.
>>53842637
>never seen a nigger climb a tree
lol, bbuuullshit. dog will tree em every time.

[Anonymous No.53842686]

>>53842629
kek baggies

[Anonymous No.53842688]

>>53842629
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I HAVE BEEN SPAMMING WAY HIGHER THAT 5% and YOU LAUGHED AT ME! YOU ALL FUCKING LAUGHED AT ME!!!

NOW WHO IS FUCKING LAUGHING!!!!

[Anonymous No.53842689]

>>53842666
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.53842690]

and just like that mumu got rugged again

[Anonymous No.53842693]

>>53842666
Kek the absolute state of mumus

[Anonymous No.53842699]

>>53842682
>gypsie
Maybe. All nascent forms of music in North America tend to have a Euro derivation somewhere down the line.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_UepIUrtmg

[Anonymous No.53842700]

>>53842674
>he doesn't work from home

[Anonymous No.53842703]

>>53842665
Based bond-convexity appreciator.

[Anonymous No.53842704]

>>53842665
if by (((they))) you mean the federal reserve force-buying bonds or foreign countries buying bonds to get more usd, then yeah

but americans dont buy american bonds because they fucking suck. if they ever stop sucking the stock market will never go up again. the last 10 years of the stock market has been on the TINA thesis, THERE IS NO ALTERNATIVE

if an alternative emerges its obvious what will happen

[Anonymous No.53842707]

>>53842664
>cowardly
>wont even go outside his dirty ass room with piss bottles in the corner
lol
lmao!

[Anonymous No.53842715]

>>53842690
Just people selling of for short gain. Cant be mad at them for taking it while up.

[Anonymous No.53842717]

>>53842707
uh, I keep my piss bottle in the center of my room like a real man bitch!

[Anonymous No.53842719]

>>53842614
>>53842622>
>>53842666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo59vXP1yLc

[Anonymous No.53842721]

>>53841457
It has filters that block it from saying anything useful, it wasn't like this when they first showed it.

[Anonymous No.53842724]

>>53842688
are you the kpop anon? You type like him.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53842725]

>>53842674
>implying I don't show up just to make sure these fuckers are making me my money.

[Anonymous No.53842729]

Bobros should i keep shorting nvda?

[Anonymous No.53842731]

>>53842724
i think he got in trouble for avatar posting

[Anonymous No.53842746]

>AAPL
truly hilarious.
>pump the daily triple bottom
>dump the top of the VWAP channel

[Anonymous No.53842749]

>>53842394
tfw not invited to fomc sleepover

[Anonymous No.53842750]

I had 15% account gains this morning on my puts and let it all evaporate because I thought we were going lower
need to learn to take profits ivh

[Anonymous No.53842754]

Forgot about stock market because I've been making a few hundred on betting sites

[Anonymous No.53842755]

Recycle!
>>53841351
>>53841351
>>53841351

[Anonymous No.53842759]

>>53842674
>hes not the owner collecting PPP loans and writing off vacations as business expenses
ngmi...

[Anonymous No.53842761]

>>53842724

NOOOPE

I'm the guy drawing the analogy that rate hikes and boosters will be sold to us in the same way and to invest accordingly.

[Anonymous No.53842766]

I made 2500 bucks profit this month daytrading and beating off how much you cubicle cucks makin

[Anonymous No.53842771]

>>53842754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IStlBOX9F4o

[Anonymous No.53842790]

>>53842759
wait can i actually get more than one PPP loan? I thought all the free covid money ended

[Anonymous No.53842805]

>>53842766
I have a blue Collar job, I exercise on the job and lose money on apeshit memes. SQQQ DO THE NEEDFUL

[Anonymous No.53842851]

>>53842790
You could have, there was 2 rounds of ppp loans to my knowledge. No you cant get them any more, hopefully dumbass dems do another one since theyre burning monies.

[Anonymous No.53842976]

>>53842618
When will she be single? I wanna hit that.