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>Hmm, yeah, that's great Landy. Your house is being given back soon, spick and span, nice and clean, mint condition. Say hi to Mrs Landy for me. Anyway, I'm going back to the other side of the country. Great knowing you! Shame those urban youths smashed those windows, those underfunded public schools, huh!

>> No.53801429

>>53801036
I've started pouring oil down the drain at the place I'm renting. currently under contract for a house.

>> No.53801625

>>53801429
It really does minimal damage. Unless you've been doing it for a decade you're just wasting your time

>> No.53801652

>>53801625
this, but let them pretend

>> No.53801679

>>53801625
>>53801652
oooooh landiiiieees kek

>> No.53801697

this is why you only rent to whites, instead of mutts or browns like op

>> No.53801715

>>53801036
>hit HVAC unit motor with a blow torch to melt insulation on windings
>close water main shutoff valve and seal valve stem with red loctite
>break off key in door lock

>> No.53801717

>>53801679
Kek theres so much talk about doing awful things to properties while renting but I have never heard of any rentcel acting up in the slightest between me and my friends.

having your own rentcel is like having your own tooth fairy who leave you $60 under your pillow every morning

>> No.53801952

>>53801717
they dont even need to do anything except keep an eye on your shit, which they will anyway if its not covered by insurance

>> No.53801978

>>53801036
>>53801429
>>53801679
>>53801715
nigger

>> No.53802375

>>53801717

I've had renters do dumb shit. It's costs $112 to file an eviction and $56 for a small claims wage garnishment.

>> No.53803162

>>53801717
>$60 under your pillow every morning
I get $120. The guy's a manlet and has an ugly wife. I get a jolt of joy thinking about it every time the check comes in.

>> No.53803869

>>53802346
This is how you do it, goyim.