/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.53790657]

What are the financial implications of this?

[Anonymous No.53790672]

>>53790657
>tfw only 5.5” and circumcised

[Anonymous No.53790673]

>>53790657

is 6' really that big? go on r9k everyone claims to have an 11' schlong

[Anonymous No.53790694]

>>53790673
the /soc/ dickrate threads make me feel terrible about myself lel

[Anonymous No.53790695]

>>53790657
>tfw 7x5.5

[Anonymous No.53790704]

>>53790657
female obesity is normal and healthy
long fat BWC are unhealthy and threatening to society

[Anonymous No.53790711]

>>53790694
God I know
So many anons with giant cocks and I’m over in average ville

[Anonymous No.53790771]

>6'
now u have to be six feet tall AND have a six foot dick wtf?
incels were right

[Anonymous No.53790778]

>>53790771

kek, my b

[Anonymous No.53790916]

>>53790657
surely this is just the result of dicklets not divulging the size of thier tiny penises

[Anonymous No.53790945]

>be white
>have 5 inch dick
>actually learned how to be a good at intimacy by reading books like Come as you are and watching vids from sex therapists
>have had girls tell me that they didn't think i'd "be as good because I'm so small"
>get weird compliments like that frequently and girls are openly surprised that they enjoyed it
>i've had girls tell me their friends talked me up and they needed to see how a small guy could be so good
i... i'm not sure how to feel about this.

[Anonymous No.53790954]

>>53790657
So if you want to grow your dick you should adopt unhealthy habits such as binging junk food, being sedentary, and exposing yourself to pollution? I also heard the COVID-19 vaccine has caused men to add a couple inches to their height somehow. Not sure what is going on.

[Anonymous No.53790963]

>>53790945
massive cope

[Anonymous No.53790966]

>>53790657
>6 inches
>average
Here you actually have a decent source based on high quality papers: https://calcsd.info
Most """""studies"""""" that """""""""journalists"""""""""" write about just simply ask people about their dick size and take that at face value. I am sure men would respond honestly on a survey about their dick size, lmao.

[Anonymous No.53790986]

>>53790771
And 6 fig minimum

[Anonymous No.53790997]

>>53790963
sorry anon, i know it's hard to believe that a dicklet can actually lay down some dick. But I guess if muggsy bogues can do his thing, I can do mine.

[Anonymous No.53791002]

So when are we getting the unholy Crispr dick genemods dropped on us? fuck adding an inch and a half on girth and length, I want a retractable prehensile dong that can sling a fastball. A literal monster dong to buy magnum condoms for.

[Anonymous No.53791513]

>>53790945
>5" is small
Helium is a valid way to go, right?

[Anonymous No.53791552]

I mean ask any girl. Anyone under 7 inches long and 6 inches thick is a dicklet

[Anonymous No.53791594]

It’s possible to inject silicone in your dick to make it bigger. And if you are a pussy/rich there’s doctors that do it in Florida for 8 grand

[Anonymous No.53791602]

>>53790657
>concerned
Small dick asian scientists seething

[Anonymous No.53791615]

>>53790657
https://patents.justia.com/patent/20050065159
anyone try this?

[Anonymous No.53791707]

I was going to make a post calling you guys fags for obsessing over dicks but then I’d also be obsessing over dicks. Women don’t really give a shit about your dick size unless you’re insecure about it and they can use it to make you miserable. And any chick who’s actually a size queen is already fucking niggers. So it doesn’t matter, stop obsessing over dicks you faggots

[Anonymous No.53791756]

>>53790657
Unironically....The BBC was underrepresented

[Anonymous No.53791825]

>>53790657
>junk food, being sedentary and pollution make your dick bigger

[Anonymous No.53791883]

>>53790657
Very clever. On one hand,
>Makes dicklets insecure thinking that the average dick size has increased
And then
>You too can have a large dick by sitting in your ass eating snacks like a lazy fuck
A two pronged attack. Nice try, no dice.

[Anonymous No.53792243]

>>53790945
Are these girls in the room with us right now?

[Anonymous No.53792264]

I have 7 inch cock but I'm 5'6 so only 2 girls (3 if fucking Carlos wants to say my mom) have seen it

[Anonymous No.53792284]

>>53791756
>>53791707
>le BBC
daily fucking reminder that Africa is still facing massive starvation despite all of the west gibsmedats
>Irish short haha cuz starved
>Asians short haha cuz starved
>Mexicans short haha cuz starved
>LE BASED NIGGER HAS 12 FOOT COCK BECAUSE GODS

[Anonymous No.53792321]

>>53790657
Assuming western society survives another 75 years, the effects of Fisherian runaway will be hilarious. Never before in history have female humans been allowed to practice unchecked, state-enforced hypergamy like they do today. in 2100, every male will be 8ft tall with 18 inch cocks. People probably won't even be able to walk without their knees exploding, but females will continue flocking to harems for the tallest men and artificially inseminating themselves if intercourse isn't possible.

[Anonymous No.53792346]

>>53790966
Actually measured cock sizes done by hospitals all over the World says that Eurofag cock are 5 inches erect on average,
Nigerians are 4'11 inches erect on average, Amerifags are less than 5 inches erect on average while Viet cocks are 5.5 inches on average.
So 5 inches is the average not 6 inches.

No need for fertility-reducing dick extension surgery

[Anonymous No.53793681]

>>53790657
If anything being fat reduces size by increasing the adipose tissue around it. Also porn consumption has gone incredibly up with the internet era, when so many people are exposed to massive shlongs in porn videos, inevitably there will be a social pressure to try to conform to the "porn standard".
The inflated numbers are simply due to people lying online. Simple as...

[Anonymous No.53793758]

>>53792346
The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is vers unsettling.

[Anonymous No.53793993]

>>53793758
>t. dicklet

[Anonymous No.53794093]

>>53792346
>Viet cocks are 5.5 inches on average
feels good being 1/16th Viet

[Anonymous No.53794098]

>>53793993
hello newfriend

[Anonymous No.53794101]

5.5 length
6.5 girth.
Im a fucking coke can but Im scared girls think Ive got a chode and it looks tiny when flaccid.

[Anonymous No.53794179]

>>53790657
you mean if i huff exhaust on my couch all day my cock will grow?

[Anonymous No.53794198]

>>53791883
kek'd. This guy is right. Also, the tweet isn't even grammatically correct

[Anonymous No.53794209]

Our society with "liberated" women cannot last.

[Anonymous No.53794252]

Years ago I filled an x40 pump using non standard methods. It was like a mini baseball bat

[Anonymous No.53794257]

>>53794209
And it won't.

[Anonymous No.53794259]

>>53790945
a win is a win anon

[Anonymous No.53794264]

>>53790657
>Tfw 6" was the memed average, now 7" will be, making me average
t. previously above average dick possessor

[Anonymous No.53794288]

>>53792264
Your dad saw it too when he raped you, faggot.

[Anonymous No.53794294]

>>53794264
35% tip
7" dick
6'8" height
7 figure salary
And that's the BARE MINIMUM, wagie.

[Anonymous No.53794311]

>>53794294
What is women's end game bros? Will it evolve to them only dating billionaire Sasquatches with huge shlongs?

[Anonymous No.53794329]

>>53790672
>circumcised
That's inadequate by itself

[Anonymous No.53794332]

>>53794311
They're a system that's rapidly spinning out of control, like a car that swerves more and more wildly. The result is always the same: crashing into the fucking wall.
In 15 years, people will be hiding the fact that they ever used Tinder, or had pronouns in their Twitter bios, from whatever the future Gestapo will be. Don't believe me? It came to me in a drug-induced hallucination.

[Anonymous No.53794337]

Finance.

[Anonymous No.53794343]

>>53794332
God I hope so. I will be the future Gestapo.

[Anonymous No.53794344]

>>53790945
>have 5 inch dick
>actually learned how to be a good at intimacy
Pick one

[Anonymous No.53794358]

>>53794329
:(

[Anonymous No.53794425]

>>53794343
Neither of us can prevent what is coming, though I'd just appeal to you not to let your rage take over when the time comes. I know what tremendous suffering their behavior has caused/is causing us and they certainly make zero effort to make themselves look sympathetic, but they are following their instincts which operate in an environment in which they didn't evolve. Everyone knows what Tinder does to women: they used to only know maybe 50, or 100 men. Now they have an endless buffet or models in queue in an app. Tinder and its parent company, Match Group, is basically tricking their brains, similarly to how Internet porn is tricking ours. Admittedly, they do fall for the trickery in a worse way. By 2030-2040, you might well find them begging on their knees in front of you (literally), and then you'll likely remember these current decades, and what they did during them. Maybe there'll even be pictures of them with blue hair and of their Tweets calling for White cishet males to go extinct. But if you give in to the rage then, it'll be the thing that kills you. It'll start eating you from the inside, and you'll never be able to satisfy it. If you let it, it'll derange you too, just as Tinder deranged women now.

[Anonymous No.53794498]

>>53790945
Man sad to see that porn standards have started to affect zoomer girls too. Soon nobody will know what actually matters in sex as everyone lives in the fake world created by the internet.

[Anonymous No.53794530]

>>53790657
weren't dicks shrinking a fewyears ago from all the estrogen?

[Anonymous No.53794560]

>>53791552

[Anonymous No.53794567]

>>53790771
Good drawing anon

[Anonymous No.53794605]

Assuming you’re not in the micro pp group, going in deep is not an issue if she’s in the right position. Girls would rather be stretched out than to have their cervix smashed.

[Anonymous No.53794682]

>>53794344
You're the kinda guy that thinks the female orgasm is a myth.

[Anonymous No.53794693]

>>53794605
This is true. You're better have working with your curvature and finding eight positions to hit the g spot instead of thinking you need to hammer her cervix

Also it's better to find a rhythm instead of just focusing on dicking down.

[Anonymous No.53794735]

>>53790673
I'm 7.8"
I smash cervix regularly and the girls tell me it hurts so I have to find positions that don't hurt them
Having a big cock is only cool when you're getting it sucked. Most women love a big floppy cock in their face

[Anonymous No.53794755]

>>53790672
>mfw 40 cubits in the desert and 5'11 in the arctic

[Anonymous No.53795030]

>>53790657
I have a 6 incher but I coom daily. I wonder if I can 6.5 if I nofap

[Anonymous No.53795093]

>>53790657
It's because of the increase in Black and Brown immigrants and decrease in white male population.

[Anonymous No.53795136]

>>53795030
Supposedly supplementing on D3/K2 helps with that

[Anonymous No.53795317]

7.5 inches here. I'm an awkward unhealthy creepy kissless virgin. Also I'm black. What do?

[Anonymous No.53795372]

>>53790657
you must return from whence you came

[Anonymous No.53795717]

>>53790657
bros i just got the update and mine gained another 6 inches, i'm a walking tripod now ,how do i revert back ??? HELP

[Anonymous No.53795863]

>>53794179
lol exhaust from where? Am I breathing in bad shit just from being at home?

[Anonymous No.53795882]

>>53794498
>started to
it's worse than you think.

[Anonymous No.53795916]

>>53791883
this guy thinks

[Anonymous No.53796066]

>>53790771
That was last year. Now it s 6'5 and 7 inches 7 figures.