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I own the second largest martial arts school in a decently sized town. I want to drive out my only competitor. Any suggestions?

>> No.53789094

Challenge him in the All Valley Under 18 Karate Tournament.

>> No.53789111

>>53789094
This but before the tournament lace his gatorade with laxitives to seal the W

>> No.53789124

>>53789094
>>53789111
He is a coward and wouldn't show up.

>> No.53789139

pay off a local kid to say the other sensei raped him

>> No.53789163

>>53789124
Your only choice is to then wait for Halloween, make your students dress in skeleton costumes, then beat the shit out of your competitor's students at the local highschool halloween dance.

>> No.53789171

>>53789083
what type of martial arts out of curiosity? because if it's anything useful like jiu jitsu/judo/boxing/wrestling then just make sure your guys are tougher than theirs. as far as playing dirty, you could create fake reviews that are negative just mind your anonymity. the other thing you could do is partner with that gym so that people can go to either one (that's what my old gym did). They did that though because the other gym brought ours legitimacy through the name of Atos branded champion André Galvão

>> No.53789172

>>53789083
Dress up in all black, sneak into his home, and decapitate him with a katana. It's the only way OP

>> No.53789175
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>>53789139
How would I go about doing that?

>> No.53789207

>>53789171
BJJ. At the last competition we swept the mat and won 3x the trophies they had

>> No.53789211

>>53789083
bad reviews written by chatgpt. i'm starting to see this with restaurants. no way some pissed off customer is going to write an essay on why some place sucks.

>> No.53789217
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>>53789172
I now know what I must do

>> No.53789219

>>53789211
lmao genius

>> No.53789249

>>53789211
this (subtly) and undercut his prices like mad for a couple years then bring it back up.
like everything its risk/reward. u cant capture market without risking some of your own.

>> No.53789260

>>53789207
well done, congrats

>> No.53789271

>>53789249
I have been doing that for a couple years now but it is not enough. I don't just want more market share.

I want him gone

>> No.53789278

>>53789249
you gave me another idea, he could give a "special offer" for people switching from another gym. obviously he can't win over those loyal people who have built community, but some might bite

>> No.53789281

>>53789271
You will actually have to sabotage him in some form, then. You don't want to live with that. Live and let live, OP.

>> No.53789299

>>53789281
This mindset is why you will never achieve anything in life.

>> No.53789313

>>53789083
The only way is to beat up the master of the other school.

>> No.53789333

>>53789313
he could publically challenge him, and the other guy would certainly lose credit by dodging

>> No.53789341

>>53789299
I do full-stack tech consulting in the behavioral health field where millionaires spend your annual salary to detox for a week. I'm far more successful than you and without the need to sabotage others because of my own lack of ability. Good luck, though!

>> No.53789359

>>53789341
See, the real answer to your question is simply offer a better service. You're incapable of doing that, so like every other rat nigger, you have to resort to dirty tricks. Fuck off nigger.

>> No.53789397
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>>53789083
Offer to suck his cock and secretly film it. Send video to the local press letting everyone know that you're both faggots.

>> No.53789400

>>53789083
You need to watch cobra Kai. It's all right there...

>> No.53789413

>>53789278
yeah but make it look marketable like running an "advanced newcomers class". could definitely work.

alternatively, buy him out. if he's renting, go make offers so his landlord has to up his rent. if he owns the property, look into code enforcement.

>> No.53789415

>>53789271
Jesus. People like you actually exist. Leave him alone you’re a sociopath

>> No.53789416

>>53789341
>>53789359
woah dude. you really just changed everything. Forgive me for not realizing how unethical I was. You have shown me the error in my ways.

>> No.53789432

>>53789359
This x1000

>> No.53789440

>>53789415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7neGRLjA3I

>> No.53789441

On another note OP, isn't there some tenet in martial arts that says cheating is wrong?

>> No.53789443

>>53789416
Ethics is only involved here insofar as unethical people are generally failures at what they do, which is why they have to resort to unethical behavior in the first place. Seriously, have you even considered offering a better service? Or have you completely given up on trying?

>> No.53789449

>>53789172
This but you have to yell out “there can be only one”

>> No.53789450

>>53789416
I knew someone like you. His endless greed and desire to hurt others for his own benefit caught up with him. He will never see outside of a prison again. You better check yourself before you literally kill someone out of jealousy, like he did.

>> No.53789454

>>53789341
Haha you're bragging about being a slave for the worst type of people and you're proud

>> No.53789468

>>53789443
I do offer a better product and am out pacing him. My school is almost larger than his but that isn't enough.

I want him to close shop or have a dramatic decline in business

>> No.53789486 [DELETED] 

>>53789083
win MMA or other professional fighting contest

win gold at international martial art contest, especially olympics

teach some famous people who willingly let you use their fame as promotion, for example "A list celebrity learn martial art here"

reach out to school and promote there

>> No.53789487

>>53789441
He has no ability to identify right from wrong. Morals mean nothing to him. He would probably kill this guy given the chance, and enjoy every second of it.

>> No.53789495
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>>53789450
> Erhm, You better check yourself before you literally kill someone out of jealousy, like he did.

>> No.53789519 [DELETED] 

>>53789083
make some funny martial art themed tiktok videos to promote your school

>> No.53789530

Join forces and make a super karate gym

>> No.53789549

>>53789530
He doesn’t care for success. He craves others’ to fail. Spoken like a true sociopath. It’s no shock that he lives alone, unmarried. With kids/parents that likely hate him.

>> No.53789574

>>53789530
I offered to him to have sister schools and to join together. But he declined the offer. I offered to buy his business for almost 2x its actual value. He said no.

>> No.53789590

>>53789549
>projecting this hard

>> No.53789596

>>53789468
Just plant a student there who will say he molested them

>> No.53789667

>>53789341
Hi, Mr. Pseudoscience! Hope you had a good Monday larping as some millionaire's servant on 4chan

>> No.53789671

This sounds more like a personal vendetta than a business issue.
My advice is: keep offering better service at a better price and your business will keep growing. But don't let your apparently hypercompetitive nature sway you into doing something unethical.
Unless you're a multinational multibillion dollar business, I don't think underhanded tactics to elliminate your competition are going to work. Maybe you can frustrate this one one guy and run him off, but unless you have an unbeatable business model or something (in which case you're going to take all his market share eventually anyway) it will just be a matter of time before someone else takes his place.

>> No.53789697

>>53789590
I wasn’t wrong. Your relationships are irreparable with your permanent mental condition. I know you don’t care.

>> No.53789731

>>53789443
Motherfucker isn't out to kill someone you retarded faggot, and on Ethics, I highly doubt that being without morals means that someone is stupid. It just means that they're insufferable and will probably get shat on by all of their enemies at a certain point, not that they're inherently too dumb to make it without questionable means.

>> No.53789737

>>53789667
Stay mad, /biz/let.

>> No.53789748

>>53789697
Are you a woman or something?

>> No.53789749

>>53789697
>>53789671
When did all these moralfags join /biz/?
You guys lack ambition

>> No.53789755

>>53789731
Not having morals doesn't make you stupid, true. Not having morals to the effect of "my competitors must suffer!!!" is literal braindead caveman shit, which OP clearly is, which is why he won't actually fix his business but instead post about it on a dead imageboard.

>> No.53789785

>>53789755
That's true, OP would be best off to just buy the other guy's business or let him chill in his own niche. It's not like operating some martial arts gym is some grand battle for life and death (outside of the ring lmao)

>> No.53789803

>>53789785
I tried. I offered him 2x what the business was worth in CASH and to allow him to train for free anytime he wants. He said no.

>> No.53789807

>>53789083
If it's not bj, boxing, or muy Thai then you're just another mcdojo and your best bet is to offer free birthday parties for kids who are members or do some kind of personal fitness classes like cardio kick boxing.

>> No.53789813

>>53789807
It's BJJ

>> No.53789835
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>>53789172
OP don't do this. #1 guaranteed his young son grows up fueled by the rage of his father un-avenged. Your dojo will flourish in the 7 years he spends diligently training in the mountain forests. By the time he returns, you may even think yourself a king... By by then, it will be too late.

>> No.53789849

>>53789083
Watch the Nightcrawler film for ideas on how to handle competition in minecraft.

>> No.53789890
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>>53789835
>>53789671
My goal is not money. It is to have a monopoly over all martial arts in a 500 mile radius.

I will train, waiting for his son to seek revenge

>> No.53789927

>>53789835
kek

>> No.53789934

>>53789749
Maybe I wasn't clear. My point had nothing to do with morality for morality's sake. My point was that pretty much any possible anti-competitive action I can think of that you could take would probably be ineffective and probably even counter-productive in the long run. To sucessfully implement and profit from monoplistic practices you need to either have very very high barriers to entry in your industry, and/or you need to enlist the help of the government to enforce your monopoly.

>> No.53789949

You have to host a karate tournament and have your greatest pupil destroy their greatest pupil in a display of strength

>> No.53790001

>>53789813
Are you part of a franchise, like renzo Gracie schools?

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>>53789211
>no way some pissed off customer is going to write an essay on why some place sucks
You could not possibly be more wrong.

>> No.53790033

>>53789468
I don't that will happen. I used to go to a smaller crappy muay Thai gym instead of the new fancy one because it was closer and we had a real cool gang of regulars. There was about 8 of us regulars and a few here or there. The head trainer was real good to me. He didn't do it for the money. He did it because he loved Muay Thai. Don't even think he was making money. Whatever little we paid went into the rent and equipment. I remember I had to leave the gym because I needed to love for my job and few others did too. He closed the gym after that. The other guys said they tried a few gyms and it just wasn't the same. It took me months to adjust to my new gym. Never did enjoy as much as I did at my old gym.

>> No.53790038

>>53789207
Your belt??And his belt?
And your and his lineage?
My advice is of course you need to create a beautiful atmosphere I mean the people after work the want just came in your gym, and nowhere else.
And my advice is that you should start to invite high level bjj competitors, someone like Craig Jones is a funny guy, or the routulo brothers, or Mike musmeci,so you can show that you are an high level gym, and like this you can attract the guys of the others gym.
Of course your gym must be clean, no case of staph infection or other skin shit

>> No.53790897

Fucking hues. Just pay a favela monkey to shoot the guy.

>> No.53791288

>>53789890
you sound like a bit of a faggot desu but good luck on your quest

>> No.53791616

>>53790029
The dude was fucking ranting about how much better his business was than yours. That's what people usually write when they are losing.

>> No.53791644

Do you know what a chazzer is OP?

>> No.53791886

>>53789094
I have never met you, but I love you

>> No.53791910

>>53789207
You need to take that record to the streets where people who don't yet know that want your product can see it. Work with a local bar or gym to host a "tap, nap, or snap" competition. Get in front of your potential customers.

>> No.53791978

>>53789083

Your product simply isn’t good enough. I’ve learned cheaper is never better. If you’ve been second for years, then there is a reason. It also sounds like you’re more worried about driving the other guy out of business, rather then the ultimate success of your students. Get used to competition. It’s life, we win and loose.

>> No.53792048
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I’m thinking about hopping in discord, fetching your IP, and figuring out which school you own and where you’re from. Low minded sociopaths get the stick and if you don’t shut the fuck up maybe I’ll start fucking with you.

>> No.53792122

>>53792048
I like this guy.
That's not really related to the thread, but I felt like saying it anyways.

>> No.53792166

>>53792048
>fetching your IP
That still works? I thought that was an old skype trick. Isn't discord not p2p and server based?

>> No.53793265

>>53789083
For starters, do you even have the capacity to take on all the extra students?? Nothing I hate more than schools with 50+ students and only 1-2 actual teachers. Best bet would be acquisition or partnership, corner the market and raise prices. >>53789094

>> No.53793344

>>53789574
>>53789803
Then he's not doing it for the reasons you are. I know a guy that has a boxing gym after decades or working at other places. He comes in at 8am and stays until 10pm every day. If it wasn't for his wife he'd probably sleep there too. It means that much to him to have his own gym. People like that can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Let it go bro

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>>53789083
FUCK Caspar Gomez and FUCK de fucking Diaz brothers!!!

>> No.53794708

>>53789083
call 3-4 escorts to the establishment during peak hours and make sure parents that are there see them ( ask escorts to dress up like sluts )