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>be on Hinge for 2 months
>buy premium for unlimited likes
>like 80-90% of the profiles I see, send a message whenever I can think of something
>do this for dozens of profiles a day
>24 matches
>1 virtual date
>0 in person dates

>> No.53779703
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>>53779684
I got asked out by a grill recently but said no.

>> No.53779713

>>53779684
>virtual date
there is literally no such thing, talking to a roastie on camera is not a date

>> No.53779717
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>>53779684
take the gaypill anon

>> No.53779732

>>53779713
Yeah agree, I should have said phone call.

>> No.53779733

>>53779684
>Virtual date
Do dystopian zoomers REALLY?

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>>53779684
I used to get the hottest girls and the one that got away married and had 3 kids with her rebound from me

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>>53779684
>be on hinge for a month
>get like 70 matches
>another 300 likes on tinder

>> No.53779813

>>53779717
based gayanon

>> No.53780071

>>53779684
Why haven't you people realized that you are supposed to REJECT 99% of the women the algorithm suggests to you?

If you just swipe right on 90% of everything the algorithm won't be able to gauge your preferences and will just drop you.

Dating app algorithms are like the women they are supposed to help you find, you need to play hard to get. Make that algorithm and app WORK for your business.

>> No.53780271

>>53779703
kek based

>> No.53780885

>>53780071
What if my preferences are:
>alive
>not fat
>bio female
?

>> No.53781091

>>53780885
then you are like the rest of us

>> No.53781111
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>investing in dating apps
>investing in women who try to fake their way to the top on dating apps
>investing in WOMEN

>> No.53781117

>>53780885
you need to lower your preferences

>> No.53781130

>on /biz/
>2017
>having a laugh
>my jeet friends here talk about tinder
>cant get bobs
>never seen vagene
>can't be that hard lads
>be on tinder for 3 days
>get match
>go on date
>marry her
>still married
>1 child
>
this joke has gone on long enough lads, how long does this have to go on before I prove my point

>> No.53781141

>>53780885
you forgot
>fertile

>> No.53781143

>>53780071
I think bumble works differently because I can see which girls liked me and when I swipe on them we match and they're always dtf from there.

Just swipe on the ones who like you

>> No.53781162

>>53781143
>Just swipe on the ones who like you

>> No.53781245

>>53780885
In this economy? Can only pick 2 out of the 3

>> No.53781470

>>53779717
Fuck such a waste of genetics

>> No.53781476

>>53779684
Get a professional photographer or else you're wasting your time.

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>>53779684
>virtual date

>> No.53782248

>>53780071
They have a hidden eloish system
like someone who doesnt like you back thats an L. So dont swipe on women who won't swipe back.

/thread

>> No.53782275

>>53781111
would

>> No.53782371

>>53779717
kys with AIDS faggot

>> No.53782468

Here is what I learned from Hinge. If you are constantly getting fatties and ugly chicks click the "..." "Remove" but make sure you click "no reason" You might have to do this 100 times but it will eventually filter you to only the hot chicks that show up in your standouts

Also, it's better to not message/like women you like right away because you end up in their hundreds of likes. It's better for them to see your profile as they swipe for a couple weeks as you add new pictures and they see what you are doing.

Don't swipe/message until logistically you can meet up within two weeks

>> No.53782500

>>53782468
based advice, i fucking hate fat people

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>virtual date

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>>53781111

>> No.53783203

>>53781130
Kek

>> No.53783228

>>53779684
Falling down 1933
https://moviesjoy.to/watch-movie/falling-down-17502.5301361
(op's picture)
it is a really really good movie minus making the nazi the bad guy but its american how can you help that.
im serious watch it

>> No.53783236

>>53783228
1993

>> No.53783250

>>53781111
BBLW Big beautiful landwhale

>> No.53783259

>>53780885
Dare you add, “unvaccinated”?

>> No.53783277

>>53781111
Just start feeding her ex lax and cocaine, she’d be perfect.

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GO TO THE GYM
GET SHREDDED
USE PHOTOSHOP
EDIT YOUR BEST PICS TO BE BESTER
PUT INTERESTS ON YOUR PROFILE LIKE WINE, TRAVEL AND STAR SIGNS (bitches love astrology)
ONLY "LIKE" PROFILES OF CHICKS YOU'D FUCK NOT EVERY FATTY EVER

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>>53779684
>virtual date

>> No.53783332

>>53779684
what the hell is a virtual date

>> No.53783344

This girl was telling a story about her how she was telling her friend that the "99+ matches" thing is a ploy to get you to buy premium. Her friend then shows her phone and it says "3 matches"
>girl is super fat and busted up

Brought to you by youtube shorts

>> No.53783545

>>53781141
>not fat
>bio female
>fertile
>white
>no kids from prior marriage
>ballpark same age or younger
>not so crazy as to be actively dangerous
>body count comparable to mine

Those are the core standards IMO

>> No.53783560

I was on tinder for literally a year before I got an actual match that wanted to meet up for a date

she was my gf for 6 months but I had to dump her because her life was a total mess and she didnt want to fix it