Self-Checkout

[Anonymous No.53779002]

I always take one or two items for free every time I self-checkout at the grocery store.

Not my problem they raised prices by like 50%.

[Anonymous No.53779045]

>>53779002
I just put all my items under vegetables or fruit at a self checkout. Saving loads of money this way. No fucks given.

[Anonymous No.53779055]

>>53779045
that's smart and based.
gonna try it, but doesn't it weigh it?

[Anonymous No.53779199]

>>53779055
Yeah it weighs it, so you pay per pound or w/e. Still cheap as fuck.

[Anonymous No.53779458]

>>53779002
the cameras watching self-checkout have facial recognition technology and they keep a running tally of how much you've stolen; if you keep stealing from the same store they eventually have proof you stole a felony amount of groceries and they'll use that to arrest you

[Anonymous No.53779498]

>>53779458
There’s always niggers like you in every one of these threads. No one cares. You’re a pussy coping. No one cares enough to do what you’re saying. Kys

[Anonymous No.53779510]

>>53779002

[Anonymous No.53779564]

>>53779458
lol I wear a mask and pay cash.

[Anonymous No.53779639]

>>53779564
My gf and I have stolen thousands of dollars from Target, Walmart and Safeway. Even stole a fucking toilet from Home Depot. It's easy as fuck if you follow this rule
>Be white

GF is 5'2", blonde, blue eyes. She always gets away with it.

[Anonymous No.53779652]

>>53779458
>powered by chainlink

[Anonymous No.53779691]

>>53779002
My state prohibits grocery stores from providing plastic bags, so customers have to purchase a reusable bag or pay an extra 5 cents per paper bag. I typically scan my items and throw them back in the cart and inevitably lose track of everything I purchase. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.53779705]

>>53779002
Ackchually they didn't raise prices, the feds just made your dollar weaker

[Anonymous No.53779745]

>>53779691
If they try that shat here (doing away with bags,etc) I'm just gonna go full on lazy mode and do the click list or whatever WMT/KR call it where they do the shopping for you and all you do is pull into the slot. Fuck paying for bags.

[Anonymous No.53779985]

>>53779002
I steal 100% of the items

[Anonymous No.53780003]

>>53779002
The store probably knows
They are just waiting until you steal enough stuff so it turns into a felony charge

[Anonymous No.53780011]

>>53779002
Grocery stores have noticed huge uptick in self checkout theft. At this point you're late to party and its high risk, they're going to crack down on it as normies are doing it.

[Anonymous No.53780020]

>>53780003
Priced in

[Anonymous No.53780030]

>>53779652
Funnily enough, the self checkout machines are made by Zebra, which, if all coins, has a partnership with IOTA

[Anonymous No.53781331]

>>53779002
I do that too. Sometimes I take all of them for free. If you're going to raise prices and make them unreasonably high, I'm simply not going to pay for most of my things. Not sorry about it.

[Anonymous No.53781340]

>>53779458
That's total and complete bullshit. Technology like that doesn't exist, and even if it did these places would never invest in something so expensive and time consuming.

[Anonymous No.53781354]

>>53779498
The tech literally exists and works but some will say you can't use it in court haha idk

[Anonymous No.53781371]

>>53781340
There's ai item recognition in the SCOs. They can literally tell the difference between almonds and cashews. So when you scan something and it has the wrong barcode it gets flagged

[Anonymous No.53781408]

>>53779002
AI is building a profile on your and waiting for a felony arrest. Don't fuck around with wal-mart.

[Anonymous No.53781418]

>>53780011
Honestly surprised it's still profitable for them.

[Anonymous No.53781427]

>>53779691
I buy the "reusable" super thick plastic bags and just throw them away like I would have done with the small bags. So the law that was supposed to help the environment is making it worse. Dumb laws,

[Anonymous No.53781442]

>>53781371
That's fear porn to scare you away from shoplifting. The chances of these stores carrying such technology or even using it is low. I'll continue to take my groceries for free without any fear. Unless the cops show up at my door, which they haven't yet I think I'm good. It's not like the wagies there can even stop me, they can't and won't, and don't care enough to do so.

[Anonymous No.53781458]

>>53781371
On top of that that's not even facial recognition. Sure they can tell the difference between an almond and a peanut, and it can probably tell that I'm a human being, but it cannot identify me so it's basically completely useless. There is no such thing as a camera that can recognize one based on their identity. Again even if there was o doubt grocery stores would spend money on it.

[Anonymous No.53781503]

>>53781458
They can get your identity from your debit card.

Basically loss prevention starts in the store. Once you've already stolen shit it's much too difficult to find you, even if they have video proof!

[Anonymous No.53781513]

>>53779002
Not even arguing the morality but this is retarded low time preference behavior. But I imagine you don’t have much to lose do you. Nobody who gets arrested for shoplifting thinks they’re going to get caught otherwise they wouldn’t do it. You’re a low IQ retard.

[Anonymous No.53781518]

>>53779639
Imagine her craving BBC while on a home depot toilet

[Anonymous No.53781532]

>>53779002
they'll just raise prices to offset the theft. it'll be worse for everyone because of a few bastards, that's the american way

[Anonymous No.53781869]

>pppppssssst.......
>over here.....
>not of there, over here ya bellend.....
Little tip from a former tesco shelfie here....

The reduced price stickers aren't anything particularly special, they're just yellow sticker with a barcode.

Now.... small brains will just peel those off the reduced loaves of bread and stick them in new ones in very obvious manner en masse which the person watching the cctv can see.

A big brain would dress semismart, shop normally, avoid the alcohol and toiletries section (e.g. Razors and makeup, which are more carefully watched), maybe buy a few reduced food items, then just photograph / scan the sticker and print a few more discounts at home. Whilst in the store, they would have some of these concealed in their hand, and act normal. They'd buy one or two regular items, like a jar of coffee for £8, but one of those stickers that registers for a reduced loaf at 45 pence might accidentally get stuck over the barcode on the coffee.

They don't monitor the checkout feed from the security desks in these big stores. The staff at the self serve are mainly watching for obviously erroneous scans, e.g. someone has bought a bottle or two of spirits, crisps and milk but it's gone through at £3.

The key is... subtle. Not 8 jars of premium coffee every basket. Or 8 bottles of reduced spirits (which don't get reduced). Or going in there everyday to buy another two jars of coffee.

Just bit by bit.

Mix it up, get some discounts elsewhere the next shop.

It's also possible for this to actually happen in the stores because they'll usually be some passed off wagie in thr back mass stamping the reductions, so they can get the labels mixed up going through fifty packs of random stuff. Just stick them over the original barcode.

Don't tell that that chancellor of exchequer, rishi or that Martin Lewis guy I let you in on this little money sava gem

Every little helps.
>taps side of nose, plus wink

[Anonymous No.53781881]

>>53779045
>>53779055
That's not smart, it's called "nesting" and they watch for it on the cameras. People buying spirits, razors, baby stuff, multiple jars of coffee, expensive laundry stuff, and then two giant 24 packs of crisps to hide the high value items under.

[Anonymous No.53782284]

>>53779002
If you do this in Walmart just know that they have your face and license plate on video. Every corner of the store is recorded in HD.

[Anonymous No.53782442]

>>53782284
nah, i do it at no frills

[Anonymous No.53783087]

>>53779002
Sad

[Anonymous No.53784574]

>>53781532
Grocery stores via a PoS (proof of stealing) consensus mechanism. If you don't participate, all your value gets inflated away by those that do.

[Anonymous No.53784589]

>>53781532
Grocery stores operate via a PoS (proof of stealing) consensus mechanism. If you don't participate, all your value gets inflated away by those that do.

[Anonymous No.53784600]

>>53779002
Do this with beef jerky
Beef jerky should not be £5 a packet

[Anonymous No.53784601]

>>53782284
Lies
>t. AP

[Anonymous No.53784614]

my dad also does this all the time
he just claims he doesn’t understand how self checkouts work if he gets caught
one of the perks of being 60 i guess

[Anonymous No.53784618]

>>53779458
lmfao black people are allowed to steal in America because slavery

[Anonymous No.53784628]

>>53779510

[Anonymous No.53784634]

>>53779691
>Eight states—California, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Maine, New York, Oregon and Vermont—have banned single-use plastic bags.
Probably a Califaggot

[Anonymous No.53784641]

>>53781881
It's only smart if you don't get caught. Simply buy organic plums and mark them as standard plums for $0.60 cheaper. If anyone asks, say you can't tell the difference.

[Anonymous No.53784668]

i just put items at the bottom of my black reusable bag and I forget to take them out. no one ever checks

[Anonymous No.53784777]

>>53779002
Related: Store employees in the United States have no legal authority to view your receipt while you're exiting. Politely decline the request, inform the employee that you will sue them personally and the store if they try to stop you, then continue on your way.

[Anonymous No.53784805]

>>53784777
Shopkeeper's privilege laws in every state require employees to first witness wilful concealment then witness failure to pay. JUST WALK OUT.

[Anonymous No.53785129]

this thread is based. stores literally don't give a fuck though because they're saving millions by not having to hire humans as cashiers anymore

[Anonymous No.53786501]

>>53781340
You’re clearly not on the cutting edge of anything, retard.

[Anonymous No.53787195]

Oh look, a board which hates niggers loves to act like niggers and support theft.

[Anonymous No.53787251]

>>53779002
The more people that steal the higher the price in the store to cover the losses.
So you just played yourself stupid.

[Anonymous No.53787392]

>>53786501
If you believe anything advanced enough to recognize your identity exists in one of these places you're the fucking retard. Anyways have fun paying for groceries.

[Anonymous No.53787404]

>>53781503
Just use cash then lol. Or put on a face mask. It's really that simple.

[Anonymous No.53787451]

>>53781503
Plus even if they can identify who you are, that doesn't mean they'll necessarily even do anything about it. They almost ever do.

[Anonymous No.53787463]

>>53787251
Well since I don't pay for anything that shouldn't be a problem for me lol.

[Anonymous No.53787555]

[Anonymous No.53787674]

>>53779002
I do this exact same thing at self-checkouts. Not on purpose, of course. I'm just a forgetful, silly guy. I get so distracted thinking about 40-year-high inflation that I sometimes make an oopsy :0)

[Anonymous No.53787764]

If stores don't like theft they can start hiring more cashiers instead of making me do their job at the self checkout. Until then I will continue to completely accidentally, definitely not on purpose forget to scan stuff from time to time.

[Anonymous No.53787816]

>>53779002
i don't take anything outright but always get some organic produce or fruit for regular price. its quite easy with banannas and certain items.

[Anonymous No.53788089]

>>53781340
>Technology like that doesn't exist
it's literally one of the most widely used applications of ML modeling. Mainly due to its accuracy. We used it to track sex offenders at my previous job and flag them when they were trying to get a job around little kids (shit was so cash). There are few feelings greater than being like an invisible pedophile hunter, lurking in the interwebz shadows - a predator of predators, if you will.

"We've got a hit".

[Anonymous No.53788285]

>>53788089
Ok and? Grocery stores will never invest in technology like that. Yeah maybe the fucking feds have their hands on that tech, but no shart mart won't be installing anything like that anytime soon, or ever. Lol.

[Anonymous No.53788449]

>>53779458
You are full of shit you retarded gorilla NIGGER. I’ve been stealing from the same stores for 9 years now and self check outs and have gotten way more than 10k worth of shit and nothing has ever happened to me nor will it and I’ll continue doing this until I have fuck you money.

[Anonymous No.53788654]

>>53788285
>Ok and?
the tech exists and is widespread. simple as
>Yeah maybe the fucking feds have their hands on that tech
it exists, and is widespread in the private market.. you could use it right now, probably for free, with a simple google search

Do you really think they are just going to replace all the wagies with robots without also implementing an airtight security grid befitting the feudo-corporate hellscape that awaits us? Facial recognition is one small step toward that objective. It's only a matter of time before it becomes standard practice at nearly all point of sales (inb4 digital identity).

[Anonymous No.53788857]

>>53779691
Use the plastic bags from the produce section to bag your groceries.

[Anonymous No.53788925]

>>53788654
It doesn't matter if the tech exists. Shart mart will never implement something like that. I'll continue to steal my groceries regardless of your attempts to scare me out of doing so. Anyways have fun paying for your groceries at shart mart. Let me know when they implement that technology. I'll be patiently waiting, and might even die before then. Nigger.

[Anonymous No.53788989]

>>53788654
You are a lying faggot you retards said the EXACT same shit about January 6th and (((journalists))) posted articles about how DC is crawling with facial recognition cameras and then a week later the news was begging people to report those to the FBI that they think were at the capital riots. Are you a loss prevention specialist or something? What could you possibly benefit trying to dissuade anons from stealing from ZOG corps?
>>53788925
Based

[Anonymous No.53789011]

How do you all defeat the "unexpected item in bagging area" shit? Does this only work for things that are weighed, and I am entering them as something else?