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How can my parents benefit financially from my death? Hypothetically speaking

>> No.53776721

>>53776706
get up you are sitting on my $20

>> No.53776728

pest insurance

>> No.53776731

>>53776706
stop feeling sorry for yourself

>> No.53776736

>>53776721
those $20 are mine. you stole them from me

>> No.53776738

>>53776721
No my dad gave that to me asshole

>> No.53776752
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53776752

mom said it was my turn on the xbox

>> No.53776764

>>53776706
If you're american getting killed by police so they can sue

>> No.53776801

>>53776731
^

>> No.53777019

>>53776706
just being dead is enough. so get to it champ.

>> No.53777137

>>53776706
life insurance, just don't off yourself cause they don't pay when you do that.

>> No.53777158

Take out massive life insurance on your life. Kill yourself but make it look like an accident