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>stole batteries today cause fuck target

>40 grand in my bank account

>> No.53756268

>>53756255
UMMMM STEALING FROM BILLION DOLLAR COMPANIES IS UMM HECKIN LE BAD

>> No.53756299
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>>53756255
anon, we're in an energy crisis. You can't just steal power

>> No.53756309

>average "white" mutt

>> No.53756320
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>bought chicken and rice
>forgot to scan rice

it's over for marianos

>> No.53756335

>>53756255
I can understand, being poor can lead to tough decisions in life, but please work to improve your standing

>> No.53756349

>>53756255
N

>> No.53756353

>>53756255
>based department calling

>> No.53756391
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>>53756255
I used to do amazon flex as a side hustle just cause you'd get so many packages in your queue that weren't supposed to be in there cause the workers sucked at their jobs. So instead of taking them back in I would keep them and when I got done it would be like a little surprise unboxing. I did that shit for 2 years and probably got 15-20 free boxes. Never caught any trouble for it, sometimes I think of doing it again just to get some more free shit.

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>> No.53756412

>>53756320
fucking based.

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>> No.53756480

>>53756309
>average white man steals from Jewish corpos
>average brownoid steals from other poor brownoids

>> No.53756503

>>53756391
>taking a picture of $100 bills as if it's impressive
You're such a nigger lmao. What is that, like $30k at most?

>> No.53756510

>>53756503
that's just a picture.

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>>53756255
140k in stocks
80k in bank
120k in crypto

refilled my soda at Panera Bread from yesterday
KEK

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>>53756510
oh god bro, just stop, you've lost.

>> No.53757144

>>53756609
lol you zoomers sure are fucking weird.

>> No.53757172

>500k in crypto
>been getting free health insurance since COVID closed my workplace down
>Can reapply and keep getting free health insurance since I have no income
Gg honestly

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>>53756412
Just did it again
>bought 2 packs of screwball shooters
>only scanned 1

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>> No.53757248
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>niggers bad because they commit crimes
>white Aryan commits crime?! HECKIN BASED!!

>> No.53757259

NOOOOOO NOT THE CORPORATIONS…. UGH FUCK YOURE DESTROYING CAPITALISM THEY HAVE TO EAT TOO YOU BASTARD

>> No.53757278

>>53757248

white people do it purposefully. black "people" do it because they're animals.

simple as

>> No.53757317

>>53757259
You are taking money put of the hands of the average worker at the place you steal from you fucking incel dweeb

>> No.53757334

>>53756255
same, but with avacados

>> No.53757335

>>53757248
Yes, rebellion becomes duty when rule becomes tyranny

>> No.53757431

>>53757248
>biz
>white aryans
Kek

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>order $500 of fun stuff off of amazon
>"oh some niggers must have taken it off my porch"

>> No.53757457

>>53757317
No you arent. They’re still being paid the same trash wage while the corp takes in billions. How about instead of pointing the finger at people who are near powerless you point them at the sick predatory system they’re slaves in you faggot.

>> No.53757458

Bro if you want to hear an actual story tell yourself in Quebec, 4 years ago, 3 random guys, with rental trucks drove into a maple syrup producing plant during the night (1am) and stole $30,000,000 worth of maple syrup

Really makes you think

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>> No.53758595

>>53756320
based marianos bro

>> No.53758870

>>53756255
Well you’re practically broke if you only have 40K, my bank account hit 40K like three years ago before I even got my first big boy job lmao. 100K is the sweet spot for being somewhat wealthy.

>> No.53758891

>>53757457
YOU ARE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
KEEP STEALING FROM PEOPLE THAT ARE BARELY MAKING MINIMUM WAGE
MY MOTHER WORKS AT WALMART

>> No.53758947

>>53757458
Yeah, but Quebecois are the niggers of Canada.

>> No.53759475

>>53756480
Hey I own TGT stock asshole he stole from me

>> No.53759698

>>53757453
Ah, so you’re the reason I didn’t hit the metric for received packages last week, and lost my hour guarantee.

>> No.53759869

A day I don't steal from some big store is a day I stay home. I ALWAYS fill my pockets with food, especially high end organic meat and salmon.
I used to have fancy strats, not scanning shit etc, but now I just put it in my pocket in an empty alley with no camera.

Yesterday I had 20 minutes to wait so just did 2 stores quick, shit was cash.

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>>53757317
Lmao do people here believe this ? I know the average normie actually think companies are selling products at a fair price and paying their employees as much as they can, but if you have a minimum of education you know they take the biggest margin on everything so they can make a max of profit that goes directly to offshore accounts.

>mfw having breakfast soon, entirely free because people are so scared to steal there's no security and I can take any shit I want

>> No.53759958

Does the color red upset you OP

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Every day I go to the store and there is 50-70% reduced stickers on food, I peel it and walk round looking for the fanciest dinner available and stick it on

>> No.53759987

>>53756538
For 4 fucking dollars you bet I'm grabbing the large cup (instead of the small one at self checkout) and refilling it before I leave

>> No.53760120

>>53756391
i work for a DSP right now and do the same shit lol. im around 13 packages right now

>> No.53760461

>>53757248
Oh yes, I forgot that stealing pajama pants from Walmart is equal to knocking out an old lady on the sidewalk because the electricity in your brain told you to take her phone

>> No.53761190

>>53756255
Kys

>> No.53761372

>>53756255
I steal from big box stores all of the time. Walmart and Target are so fucking easy to steal from. Especially supermarkets. The prices they charge for things these days is absurd. I choose not to pay for any of it. Save a shit ton of money.

>> No.53761394

>>53760461
>b-but when i do it it's good crime!!!
kek, degenerate