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>just got hired at a different company for $10 more per hour
>Told my current employer I'm going to work at a grocery store for the same pay
>They send out a company wide email "we congratulate anon and celebrate his 5 years with the company, he going to pursue his dream at working in a grocery store. He has done over 1 million in sales this year and it will be a major hit to the team"

Kek why are employers such dumbasses?

>> No.53732867

Ooohhh but anon you were so close, 2 more weeks and the growth opportunities in your job would have materialized bud

>> No.53732880

>>53732867
Just had to wait for the 65 year old senior product manager to die before I got to inherit all his work! Hahahahaahaaha I'm not crazy!

>> No.53732891
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>>53732880
>Hahahahaahaaha I'm not crazy!

>> No.53732898

>>53732867
My old boss tried to pull that one when I left for my current job, at a 50% raise to base with a significant amount of equity.

>> No.53732952

>>53732898
It's honestly disturbing how many accept those kind of deals and hang on thinking there'll be changes.

>> No.53732959

>>53732850
I told my previous employers I was retiring. Lol.