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[Anonymous No.53714785]

>decide to go out to valentines dinner
>$358.00
>plus tip

Im literally hiding in the bathroom right now. WTF do I do?

[Anonymous No.53714803]

>>53714785
That there Bidenflation

[Anonymous No.53714811]

>>53714803
seriously, I know this is upscale, but what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.53714813]

Return some food

[Anonymous No.53714814]

>>53714785
>Went somewhere nice to eat on this fake ass holiday and can't even afford $358+ for 2 people
Just kill yourself, you're never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.53714817]

>>53714785
Is there a window?

[Anonymous No.53714824]

>>53714785
Bought two joints and 100mg thc drink today after work. 34 dollars. Unbelievable

[Anonymous No.53714826]

>>53714785
you
ARE

getting pussy after, right anon?

[Anonymous No.53714830]

>>53714824
I buy ounces for $40 from the Seneca Nation in New York. Gas ounces too

[Anonymous No.53714851]

wife and i spent about $60 on church's chicken and mimosa ingredients, watched a weird 1988 movie called 'star virgin', fucked her to sleep, now sitting on the couch finishing the champagne. another successful v-day.

[Anonymous No.53714858]

imagine throwing that money at a chitcoin that moons OP

[Anonymous No.53714867]

>>53714785
you ARE going to ravage her vagina tonight, right anon

[Anonymous No.53714869]

>>53714785
The fuck did you eat?

[Anonymous No.53714891]

Aw so you fell for the Valentine Jew... well played anon

[Anonymous No.53714910]

not OP but I could easily spend $350 at a high end restaurant on a date, have before

4x cocktails (2x per person) at $18 each = $72
2 appetizers at $25 each = $50
2 high end entrees like steak or lobster $65 each= $130
1 dessert to share= $20

that comes out to $272 and I didn't include sides like mashed potatoes or vegetables nor a bottle of wine.

[Anonymous No.53714921]

>>53714785

>gf of two months wants to go to a tropical vacation
>estimated costs will be around 7k for 2 weeks
>she keeps showing me bikinis

bros, this was a bad financial investment

[Anonymous No.53714935]

>>53714921
how about saying no or at least splitting the cost? anyone would understand 2 months in is NOT the point of acceptability for that.

[Anonymous No.53714950]

>>53714921
>>53714935
yeah two months is too soon for a 2 week vacation, you should pivot to a quick weekend getaway instead, tell her for your year anniversary she can have the 2 week long trip

[Anonymous No.53714952]

>>53714921
7k for a vacation two months in? My honeymoon was less than 2k. Da fuck

[Anonymous No.53714954]

>>53714921
>gf of two months
>two months
>estimated costs will be around 7k for 2 weeks

im fucking DYING

[Anonymous No.53714958]

>>53714910
True high value women don’t require this kind of charade. You’re trying to sex with whores. Don’t get metoo’d

[Anonymous No.53714962]

this thread is fucking GOLD
hooollly shit women crack me the FUCK up

[Anonymous No.53714973]

>>53714910
I've dropped 500 bucks on dinner several times. But again, after marrying. Would never drop that coin on a potential flame out

[Anonymous No.53714982]

>>53714958
dude im a multi-millionaire i made it in crypto i literally don't give a shit i just want to fuck 9/10 23 year old zoomers as a late 30's ugly dude i just like having fun with hot chicks out of my league

[Anonymous No.53715002]

>>53714921
>she keeps showing me bikinis

bro she doesnt WANT to go, that trip is already booked and ready to go haha fuck man bitches

[Anonymous No.53715014]

>>53714982
you need a dating app profile like in Tinder swindler
rent a yacht, pvt jet, do a photoshoot and set age 18-24

[Anonymous No.53715032]

>>53715014
yeah ive done that before but ive deleted tinder i already have two regular sugar babies i don't need another at this time, also i find it easier to just go to high end nightclubs and rent out the VIP area and have them all flock to me IRL

[Anonymous No.53715041]

>>53714785
>miss my ex gf who financially exploited me
>remember all the times she was sweet and loving
>also remember the times she spent my money and would guilt me into buyer her things
>always had to bail her out
>feel lonely but happy I’m not being used anymore
Weird man

[Anonymous No.53715044]

>aunt and uncle take me out to dinner to a three star
>$390 base for tasting menu
>6 oz ribeye is $90 supplement
>$250 bottle of wine
>lobster comes out, is chewy
>serves caviar, isn't caspian sea caviar
bros. I can't. It's all a scam.

[Anonymous No.53715055]

>>53715032
> i find it easier to just go to high end nightclubs and rent out the VIP area and have them all flock to me IRL
isnt that too much??
there are so many travel dating apps where you could spend $2-4k to fly her out somewhere and bang her brains out

[Anonymous No.53715089]

>>53715055
again its not about the money i don't care about the money its just more fun for me to meet my hoes "organically" out in the wild than on the internet, obviously i could find some internet thot and fly her to me to fuck but that's boring

[Anonymous No.53715090]

>>53715055
>travel dating apps
you mean sugar baby apps

[Anonymous No.53715104]

>>53715090
would you date a sugar baby who retired from the life biz? She’s ready to settle down

[Anonymous No.53715116]

>>53714824
And honestly even thats expensive pre pandemic I bought 2 oz for 100 bucks

[Anonymous No.53715160]

>>53715116
It’s just expensive bc it hasn’t reached economics of scale yet idiots

[Anonymous No.53715175]

>>53714813
Pretty much this.

[Anonymous No.53715224]

>>53714813
kek

[Anonymous No.53715236]

>>53714785
how do you spend so much on dinner for one anon?

I boughted two sangies and some beer, gonna go see whats out there and if not come back home and beat my meat

[Anonymous No.53715238]

>>53714785
Read the prices on the menu before going to the restaurant.

[Anonymous No.53715254]

>>53714785
Stupid. My valentine cooked a duck I shot and made me a pie. I'll take her out to a retardedly expensive restaurant on our anniversary when there's no valentines day tax or difficult to get reservation.

[Anonymous No.53715311]

>>53714785
The final restaurant red pill, is it all comes from the same Sysco truck, cooked in seed oils. Tonight had elk steak I shot with a bow and neighbors mashed potatoes I bartered for, no gay 20% tip either

[Anonymous No.53715438]

>>53715311
are you rendering tallow anon? gotta stack that tallow.

[Anonymous No.53715457]

>>53714785
you got scammed

[Anonymous No.53715478]

>>53714851
That sounds comfy af, well done anon

[Anonymous No.53715509]

>>53714921
You knew what the deal was when you chose to ‘get’ a 23 year old ‘girlfriend’. Pay up and quit bitching old man
>captcha AMP

[Anonymous No.53715523]

>>53714785
Oh. I just made my gf some fried chicken at home, then we watched LOTR Two Towers, then we fucked a lot.

Total cost ~£10

[Anonymous No.53715567]

>>53714826
>>53714867
>>53714954
kek

[Anonymous No.53715593]

>>53714785
>>53714921
>>53714910
so not only do I have to get /fit/ and be good looking, I need to save approximately enough to spend 5k a month on a gf? Im dying alone.

[Anonymous No.53715606]

With $358 you could've bought an escort and smashed high quality pussy tonight, but you fell for the relationships meme. I'm so sorry for you anon.

[Anonymous No.53715652]

>>53715478
thanks, i hope all anons are comfy some day. here's the movie btw https://youtu.be/1I3WvqglBOk

[Anonymous No.53715933]

>>53715509
i dont think she knows how to cook lol, besides that she likes to go out and party which i am ok with because i love to party too, but i'd rather have her stay home and clean house while i watch movies and play vidya games and eat pizza rolls and ice cream etc

[Anonymous No.53715980]

>>53714921
Not bad. All you need to do now is become a 57 yo CEO.