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>> No.53701657

10,000 rats vs the fed

>> No.53701660
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OHIO

>> No.53701661

N I G G E R J E W F U C K Y O U

>> No.53701670
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Last chance to buy SKYT and PLTR

>> No.53701673
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>getting up to 5 experimental mrna gene therapy shots in a year that have never been tested on humans before

Everyone that propagated the covid hysteria and vax mandate/shaming should be machine gunned to death in a ditch

>> No.53701683
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Still buying BOIL.

>> No.53701687

>>53701673
Don’t enrage me, mother fucker.

>> No.53701689
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>>53701648
Will spy go up or down today?

>> No.53701692

anon below this post is addicted to sucking cocks

>> No.53701694

>>53701692
Fuck

>> No.53701696

>>53701670
But PLTR already poomped? Also you niggers said yesterday not to invest in PLTR lmao.

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>>53701673
Both vax hysteria and covid hysteria people should be hung, drawn, and quartered in the town square.
>jannies long /ES futures with max leverage

>> No.53701706

>>53701696
always do the opposite of what /biz/ says

>> No.53701709

10,000 rats versus biotech shitcos like SAVA

>> No.53701712

you have to survive 1 hour in a room with a chinese spy balllon to win 10k rats. can you do it?

>> No.53701716

>>53701648
BUY SOXS
GIGA PUMP SOON

>> No.53701724
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If I think Ukraine is under-performing militarily and Western media will start giving hints of it, how do I profit off of this? Defense stocks and energy?

>> No.53701725
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whats the rat thing about

>> No.53701728
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>>53701698
>be rational, above average intelligence, fit, young
>refuse to wear the face diaper (it doesn't work)
>refuse to get the vax (it doesn't work, what about side effects?)
>get gaslit for two fucking years by the entire world as being a retard "science denier"
>even this autistic shithole is filled to the brim with cucks lining up like cattle for their science juice
>science finally comes out
>masks don't work, vax doesn't work, vax has side effects
>guess we should derail a train or shoot up a school or ayyy lmaos or something so the cattle will just forget everything

I hate clownworld so much it's unreal

>> No.53701741

>>53701725
10,000 rats vs spoonfeeding

>>53700490
>>53700490
>>53700490

>> No.53701746
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How much money does a non-fat woman cost in 2023?

>> No.53701754

>>53701746
I've only found timeshares for those.

>> No.53701756

>>53701728
Everyone knows about the Vax already you faggot. People already made up their mind on whether they chose to take it or not. You call it clownworld yet it seems as if you're the only one in the board experiencing it because you actively seek out clownworld. Get over the Vax already faggot, the people who took it were retarded enough to trust the science. And the people who won't stfu about genuinely think the government will kill off all the followers and only leave the people who question them alive.

>> No.53701757

10k rats vs 50 polar bears.
Who wins?

>> No.53701760

>>53701746
My sister dropped out of college and just dude weeds and works part time and she got a doctor to buy her a house within a year after she stopped fucking bartenders and dudes with tattoos that sell coke

Probably about 500,000 USD to lease one or share one with someone else

>> No.53701763

>>53701757
Dub get posters
CHECK EM

>> No.53701764

>>53701757
Jpow

>> No.53701766

>>53701746
I'm 6'0 and 178 lbs wtf

>> No.53701774

>>53701756
>30% increase in heart attacks
>don't talk about it

Nah fuck you nigger. I'll spend the rest of my life occasionally bringing up one of the dumbest fucking things I have ever experienced where the whole world played along with a life for years and then "just stopped talking about it"

>> No.53701789

>>53701746
>must be a top 20% male to get a bitch that isnt fat
fuck this timeline

>> No.53701796

>>53701774
>30% increase of on 0.02%
big fucking deal

>> No.53701797

>>53701789
Just stop caring about women. Your life will be way better.
If you naturally find someone, cool, but don’t sweat it.

>> No.53701801

>>53701796
I developed severe myocarditis soon after the vax and I have a decent chance of dying. It’s a big deal to me.

>> No.53701809

>>53701797
women occupy less than 1% of my thoughts but still manage to disgust me on a daily basis. its simply unavoidable

>> No.53701813

>>53701801
congrats, you won the lotto

>> No.53701840

What's the best way to buy Canadian stock in Australia?

>> No.53701849

>>53701840
imagine buying Canadian stock kek

>> No.53701894
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Hmmmm

>> No.53701899
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>>53701894
we finna pump

>> No.53701906
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>>53701849
>>53701840
This isn't impressive by any means, but I've been working on scripting stuff to automate data analysis.
For a simple proof of concept, I took a .csv of screener tickers, then aggregated them into sector data. Any company with less than $1.00 ticker price was designated as a shitco (there are other metrics I can use, such as not having a high mcap or volume, but just used raw price right now).

Anyways, they account for approximately 9,300 symbols on the US and CA markets, and 0.32% of the the total market value. Amusingly, most of them are in Non-Energy Minerals, eg silver and gold miners.

>> No.53701907
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>There is no official Five Guys valuation since the company is not publicly traded, but analysts suggest that based on revenues that top $1 billion and the value of publicly traded peers, the company is likely worth between $2 billion and $5 billion.

I would buy the fuck out of Five Guys stock i could literally eat 5 of those burgers and a big pack of large fries i would beat up 50 toddlers if it meant i could get a $100 worth of Five Guys burgers after holy fucking shit I would be okay with raping a bunch of grimy homeless men nodding out from fentanyl if it meant that I could get like two week's worth of Five Guys meals in me

>> No.53701909

>>53701894
>No gameplan for 6.35%, where the market crabs
Nice so-called "experts"

>> No.53701914

>>53701907
chic fil a is the fast food stock i want to buy

>> No.53701930

>>53701914
Chic Fil A has really good margins per franchise, yeah. They have good business.

But the food? Lmao I have no idea why the fuck anyone goes to Chick Fil A. They have no burgers and their chicken products are very mediocre except for the overpriced tendies

unimpressed by the Chick Fil A food but impressed by their financials

>> No.53701931

>>53701907
The five guys near me closed. It used to be super busy but it seems like people stopped coming after their burgers became too expensive.

>> No.53701937

>6M yields
lmao

>> No.53701944

Should i dump alphabet rn or wait it for a bit?

>> No.53701948
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>>53701894
Oh yeah, I did a reading for the market over the next 30 days. I did the cross as the subject, middle as event, left as action, right as outcome. One of the interpretations was basically a messenger with bad news, causing unity. Whether the unity was for good or ill was uncertain.

>> No.53701949

>>53701899
i hate small tits so much

>> No.53701989

>>53701949
K fatass

>> No.53701991

I keep hearing negative sentiment, who's rug pulling who? I'm getting one of those gut feelings again...

>> No.53701997

>>53701930
The power of homophobia

>> No.53701999

And here‘s why that‘s a good thing

>> No.53702002
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>> No.53702004
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>>53701931
Five Guys raised their prices because they realized how much ppl are willing to pay for their burgers

>> No.53702010

>>53701991
I felt FOMO last month so I knew to stay away from big bets. I think it's gonna be green with revised numbers no one cares about later, though. My only negative indicator is Nick Timiraos blaring the sirens on twitter

>> No.53702011

>>53701949
Large breasts don’t look as good when they are out of a bra fren and it gets worse with age. Take the small breast pill.

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>>53701991
The blowout will continue then somewhere around summer we'll sober up and remember the free money gravy train is over and that we're in for a lot of pain.

>> No.53702021

>>53702002
Poor fags have been buying new cars for decades. This is just bullshit.

>> No.53702025

>>53702021
Poorfags who do that either finance or lease them and end up paying interest our of their ass

>> No.53702036
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Do I need a regular brokerage account if i can do all my trading with my Roth IRA?
I don't plan on spending more than 6500/yr anyway

>> No.53702040

>>53702011
Wrong, retard

>> No.53702054

>>53701648
Be aware there is a fake TLX that ruggers just made trying to steal our thunder. The real TLX is: 0x2468400e2520b6Fb3612612bA571554521B0318E. You can find it using the website trustlock.xyz ... the fake token does not have a website.

>> No.53702055

>>53702040
Idiot fag

>> No.53702066

>>53702036
No, just don't make risky trades like I did, my ROTH is underwater by 10% (unrealized) on a poorly timed purchase of an inverse ETF. Only bad thing about Roth IRA that's not on Robinhood is Good faith violations.

>> No.53702068

I think I can't be faithful to a small titted girl

>> No.53702080
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>>53702068
you deserve the best

>> No.53702082
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Yields...

>> No.53702090
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I don’t think I’m gonna survive the CPI datarvm2y

>> No.53702110

>>53702090
How bad are you leveraged

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>>53702066
That's a lie, I have a Roth IRA with TDA and while you can't borrow money they give you the other advantages of a margin account like no waiting for settled cash and option spreads (with approval).

>> No.53702144
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>>53701906
Here's a rough concept of what I'm doing, maybe one of you fags will find this useful for now

>> No.53702156
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>>53702110
No leverage, but I’m long PMs and miners

>> No.53702167
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VERY IMPORTANT FINANCIAL NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS
22.7% DOWN AT OPEN TOMORROW
>SOURCE CITED HERE IN FOLLOWING LINK
https://youtu.be/951X1IgtL5M
thoughts?
probably a good time to buy SOXL

>> No.53702220

>>53701648
Anyone playing BTC on leverage anticipating good CPI print due to their shenanigans?

>> No.53702234

What stocks are you guys buying your girlfriend for Valentines Day? I got her some LULU.

>> No.53702240

>>53702220
>gambling on news with leverage
No?

>> No.53702259

>>53702240
Seems like easy money, unless you’re betting against the kikes to not kick can down the road. Surely you’re not doing that right?

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>> No.53702286
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>>53702144
>>53701906
Whoops, forgot about negative numbers and that fucked the percentages.

>>53702259
>Seems like easy money
But that's the problem; it seems logical, it feels right, but that's the emotion they're preying on. You'll absolutely get it right more than once - but it's mathematically impossible to be right 100% of the time, so what's your plan when you do get it wrong?
And that's the other thing too; the market can be absolutely retarded even when it shouldn't. You need to have good risk management.
imo the only reason to use leverage is to have more active trades on the table (but with similar risk). No losing trade should cost you more than 2% of your account

>> No.53702287
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We all died and this is hell.

>> No.53702321

Buddy look at futures computer!

>> No.53702322

>futures

this crabbing is boring. I thought markets would freak out more over a hotter CPI print?

>> No.53702328

>>53702322
it's in 4 hrs

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>>53702322
nigga who said it would be hot?

>> No.53702342

>>53702335
Brandon releasing more oil from reserve yesterday, trying to keep inflation down
signal for red hot inflation print

>> No.53702349

that's a pretty average looking ass desu. I bet even my ass looks like that in tight pants

>> No.53702360

>>53702342
this sounds like cope

>> No.53702362

>>53702335
imagine spreading those thighs and eating that all american apple pie

>> No.53702365
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how is the FTSE so strong? is it because it's undervalued? or is it because the BoE is actually in charge of directing the country?
All the bongs I talked with were pretty pessimistic about their situation

>> No.53702369

>>53702365
Dunno
Hope that helps

>> No.53702371

>>53702365
It's inflation.

>> No.53702389

>>53701766
I'm 5'6" and 175 lbs. What happened lanklet?

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>>53702365
its banks energy and value dividend stocks, the styles that go up in hiking inflation environment

>> No.53702409

>February 2023 CPI 6.35 Core CPI 5.55
today will be the most boring day in the history of smg

>> No.53702450

>>53702365
>FTSE so strong?

I'm a bong, and things are shit here. To answer your question.

1) Weak GBP, more attractive to foreign investors
2) Most FTSE100 revenue comes from international, more GBP when converted (see 1)
3) It was definitely overvalued for a while
4) High concentration of energy / mining stocks which have done well recently

>> No.53702461
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DXY bros... why are the Yuroyankees dabbing on us again?

>> No.53702462

How many years until boomers start dying out in massive numbers, and will it be good or bad for the economy?

>> No.53702466

>>53702462
If they left their kids money, it should stimulate demand / the economy.

However, we already know they've blown it all on cruises. So it probably makes no difference.

>> No.53702467

>>53702462
i looked at the life expectancy and the usual guy at 60 is expected to die at 85 lol

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>>53702462
>1946-1964
>avg lifespan 76 years
2022 is when they should start dying, most of them should be dead by 2040

>> No.53702473

>>53701741
Do you guys not watch tier zoo. The animal meta expert confirms hawks and rats are the superior choice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHs7hBypdNU

>> No.53702485

>>53702362
the dream, anon, the dream

>> No.53702491

>>53702472
>avg lifespan 76 years
at birth, those still alive will average higher

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>>53702365
>FTSE
Same in other parts of Europe. The market is currently shit for the normal man, but not for companies. Most companies keep reporting record earnings and a lot of them haven't noticed any "demand destruction". So, why should they not be at ATH or close to it?
Companies off-load the costs to the customers and it seems to be working. Plus, far more value companies in the index.

>> No.53702501

>>53702466
Spending money automatically stimulates the economy as long as it circulates. It doesn't matter if the boomer parents or the children spend it.

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>>53702491
its 2022s numbers
the day of the pillow is at hand

>> No.53702509
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>Get on plane
>Doors are locked and plane is taxing to the runway
>Intercom comes on:
>Holla ya'll muh name be Shaniqa and I'll be your pilot today
>In the co-pilot seat we haz Latoya
>The weather on our course will be choppy or sum shit, so fasten your seatbelts ya'll
>The flight attendants will be collecting donations for BLM, so ya'll crackas betta open yo wallets, because slavery n shieet
>If you see any micro-aggressions, please do be reportin that shit nigguh

What do you do?

>> No.53702514

>>53702501
Yes, but my point was, the boomers have already spent it, so it's front loaded. We're not going to see increased spending when they die.

>> No.53702530

Bitcoins pumping, futures are up I think this is going to be a risk on day

>> No.53702531
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Coca Cola earnings release before open.

>> No.53702543

>>53702509
Airlines are the final straw, anon. One they become unsafe, unprofitable, only the elites will be able to afford private jets. Travel will become difficult and expensive, you'll be landlocked for the most part, in your own little walled garden of a country.

>> No.53702548

>>53702509
I would apologize for my whiteness and internalized racism.

>> No.53702556
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>0.95% move over one and half months
i am financially bored

>> No.53702557

FTSE NEW RECORD, EU PUMPING TOO, TODAY WE MIGHT GET THE GrEATEST SCAMWICK THE SCAMMARKET HAS EVER SEEN. Although we won't crash, that happens in April/May, when rates have maximum height and their lagging effect comes into play.

>> No.53702570

>>53702557
>implying it won't just consolidate for another decade again

>> No.53702576

Is the catalog especially retarded today? It feels like its just the autistic Sven spamming his shitposts out there and samefagging 2 replies

>> No.53702595

>>53702576
It's probably a nothingburger print, right on estimate

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poor boys gonna miss out

>> No.53702627

>>53702570
A monthly scamwick. Double bottom. April-May we go down, June, July up again as we did from october onwards.

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>6 weeks of pumping
>everybody and their dog bullish
>closing on session highs prior CPI print
>futures green (again)
>front-running CPI on soft landing narrative
what can go wrong?

>> No.53702666

>>53701648
WHEN CPI?

>> No.53702676

>>53702656
I don't understand why people say CPI will need a huge beat to make the market dump. On one hand CPI seems to be expected to be higher, but on the other hand it seems like the market is still pricing in a straight glide down to 2% inflation.

>> No.53702679

>>53702595
As expected. spx 4750 by summer

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>>53702666
3 hours from now

>> No.53702689

>>53702676
even if the CPI comes in "as expected" it will dump, if higher it's obviously limit down day
only reason for more pumping is if CPI comes in unexpectedly soft
not a good bet to make

>> No.53702693

>>53701944
depends on your size of position, gains, etc. if it's a really big position you've held for years then protective puts might be better tax wise especially if you're going to wash sale and buy back in

>> No.53702696

>>53702676
>expect higher
check the forecasts, check the alternative daily readings. There is no expectation of it coming in higher, the question is how deep did it fell
redditflation sits at 5.2 core yoy

>> No.53702703

>>53702689
Looking at that DOW I'm starting to believe we will actually hit 35000 earlier than 33k again.

>> No.53702717

>>53702498
I just wonder where the consumers got so much monies if the market is so shitty. Assuming reasonable consumer behavior, in this situation, you save cash for potential emergency, and try not to rely on social security. Looks like nobody learned anything from previous slowdown...

>> No.53702719

I can't stop thinking about dividends. It's my dream. It's the only thing keeping me going, and getting up every morning.

>> No.53702720

>>53702703
mass media and hedgies talked about muh Q1 = shit and Q2 is recovery in Dec. and it seems its the exact opposite ytd.
mass media and hedgies are bullish for Q1 now, pushing no landing / soft landing narrative. guess what happens next...

>> No.53702729

>>53702719
for me it's writing naked puts

>> No.53702735

>>53702719
Why haven't you buyed British American Tobacco then?

>> No.53702739

>>53701907
The ghost shirt is the worst part about this picture

>> No.53702752

>>53702720
>mass media and hedgies are bullish for Q1 now
no retard. exactly the opposite since February

>> No.53702756

>>53701728
THE SUPERBOWL WAS ON 2 DAYS AGO DID YOU SEE THE TOUCHDOWNS AND THE FINANCE A PIZZA COMMERCIAL???

>> No.53702758

>>53701756
Eat shit, Scott.
Unrelated: I am have SOFI calls for sale. Get them now while you can afford them.

>> No.53702762

>>53702752
>what is AAII
yeah maybe you should check before talking out of your ass

>> No.53702764

>>53702720
Yeah, I can tell you for sure Q1 and Q2 will be shit on the semi backend supplier side. the demand from china did not came back with the opening, and that's we're burning cashflow right now.
The semi inventories are ATH and are not declining, so I really don't get the semi bull thesis right now. The only chips that are not high in inventories are FPGA

>> No.53702779

Eh wtf guys, even Wheat is pumping again. LMAO INFLATION DOWN. Luckily it's only measured in % in relation to unreasonable highs in the past year and not im comparison to several years before, like, with points or something. Oh, it does? % is cooler than absolute points.

>> No.53702780

>>53702762
an isolated adblog trying to sell data. Next you are going to try to convince me that surveys have predictable abilities. stop with the magic thinking shizo, Nate Silver hasnt been right for 15 years

>> No.53702781

>>53701746
Tegna Inc, Nexstar Media, and iHeartRadio are responsible for women turning into ham planets.

>> No.53702786

>>53702780
hope you're just pretending to be this retarded

>> No.53702814

>>53701774
30% increase after covid infection not after vax

>> No.53702823

>>53702786
Some say up according to their particular isolated set of data according to their esoteric models others say down according to their particular isolated set of data according to their esoteric models. Surveys are worthless, of all data points they are the most unprecise most subjective nonsensical data one could pull

>> No.53702824

Just got fired. I always thought I'd make it but now I can sense the stock market is just going to keep pumping and I'll be left behind.

>> No.53702851
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Bulltrap incoming. The NASI is turning over again which can only mean one thing.

>> No.53702865

>>53702823
AAII is not some esoteric data it's the best gauge of the overall hedgefund sentiment collecting data since the '70s.
institutions sitting on the sidelines while hedgies and retail (biggest inflow for years) are buying le dip
looks like you got hooked on le pivot and coping

>> No.53702871
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53702871

>>53702824
never forget what they took from you

>> No.53702872
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53702872

>> No.53702876

Everyone state your SPX targets for 2023

Preface: buy when there is fear. Retarded niggers are shilling doomsday and muh big recession but it’s all unfounded. Big growth coming!

My target is 5000

Think about it

We are much better off than when spx was 4800 a year ago

>> No.53702878

>>53702872
wrong thread

>> No.53702880

>>53702865
Just because a scam run a longtime and managed to convince shizos to take them serious doesn't change that surveys have no predictable ability, no matter how many pseudo scientific statistics you add to the pile of shit data you pulled from a isolated non generalizable set of humans at a random time. Its on the level of reading tealeaves, pure magical thinking like all sociological retardation

>> No.53702882

>>53702878
Muh dick

>> No.53702887

>>53702876
we will kangaroo all over the place up and down and settle somewhere near 4400

>> No.53702895
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>>53702880
it's just one (1) of many.
nobody is trading on this sentiment but it shows that the market is more bullish than bearish. never a good sign.
here's another (1) data point. retail fomoing in. not a good sign either.

>> No.53702900

>tfw it takes you until the end of march to max your roth ira

THIS IS PATHETIC. HOW AM I EVER GOING TO RETIRE AT 40 WHEN IT TAKES THIS LONG TO SAVE UP?

>> No.53702909

>>53702876
4k after super volatility

>> No.53702911

>>53702895
Your chart doesnt show what you claim shyster

>> No.53702914
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53702914

Why does my fucking jewish nigger divvy ETF contain bonds but no based oil exploitation companies or arms manufacturers

>> No.53702916

>>53702914
Divested from said sectors for ethical reasons.

>> No.53702921

>>53702025
They still get new cars. It’s also the reason they are poor fags.

>> No.53702924
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>>53702911
>ATH for call buying
>Doesn't show retail FOMO

>> No.53702927

>>53702911
my claim is:
>300B short covering last weeks, hedgies bullish buying
>retail biggest cash inflow for years. higher than 2020, 2021
>no landing / soft landing narrative pushed based on sharp inflation drop to 2% + rate cuts end of year
just buy muh dip whatever. I'm betting on the opposite side. we will see

>> No.53702929

>>53702876
much better off??
there are tons of macro barriers that weren't there a year ago. On what planet are you living?

>> No.53702930

>>53702040
Not wrong. Your opinion is discarded. Petit women with small breasts are 10/10

>> No.53702938
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>>53702851
Yep

>> No.53702940

>>53702924
Magical thinking seems to be very common among the jewish race. You cant know who buys calls you more likely are just a particular talentless shitposter riding a retard narrative

>> No.53702941
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>>53702900
>RETIRE AT 40

>> No.53702951

>>53702509
Travel by boat. Niggas don’t trust boats and sheet

>> No.53702956

>it's not retail fomoing into another trap
>this time is different

>> No.53702960
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53702960

>>53702876
zero. you dont know how short i am

>> No.53702966

SKYT +12% pre-market.

>> No.53702968

>>53702509
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1676373804713673.webm
the solution is simple

>> No.53702969
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>>53702940
>the volume is fake bro
>buy the dip
ISHYGDDT

>> No.53702970

>>53702927
contrarian shitposters on your side. Yeah. 4750 by summer is give. Very subjective data but shitposters have been by far the best contra indicator for the past months

>> No.53702985
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53702985

What are the financial implications of animals browsing /smg/?

>> No.53702988

>>53702970
>4750 by summer is give
pepe_camera_shot.jpg
yep this goes into my cringe collection. I'll remind you summer

>> No.53702992
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>>53702985
delet this

>> No.53702996
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53702996

Today is going to be bloody at best

>> No.53703000

>>53702876
>reddit-spacing retard is bullish
and water's wet

>> No.53703002

>>53702985
>Not even raccoons want to be in black neighborhoods

>> No.53703003

>>53702988
Do you want to take the position of those that spam one line shitposts everyday and have been wrong with each of their calls for over a year. be my guest, somebodies liquidations needs to fuel the pump.

>> No.53703007

>>53703000
>don't double space
>I'M NOT READING THAT WALL OF TEXT. TLDR!

GET RAPED

>> No.53703010
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53703010

Dear Diary,

Today, I lost my life savings again. Why does this keep happening to me.

Ongod.

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>>53701907

>> No.53703034

>>53703007
seething redditor

>> No.53703035

dixy and vixy appear to be taking a nose dive. market is bullish even with all the happenings? is bad news still good news?

>> No.53703043

>>53703010
Hopefully you’re still you’re still young enough to recover. Maybe you learned something and are wiser for it. The real gains are the friends you made along the way.

>> No.53703050

What the fuck do people even do anymore? Is the public space still for the gathering of different sub-cultures?

>> No.53703056

>>53703043
I'm still up 25k lifetime from crypto and stocks, but lost 10k on retarded CFD trading and/or options.

I'll stick to boomer ETFs using InvestEngine from now on. My pension is with Vanguard.

>> No.53703062
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53703062

What companies can I invest in that study alien technology recovered from crash sites? Also alien waifus owe me sex.

>> No.53703065

>>53701683

kek is this the origin of the term "cunny"?

>> No.53703071

The truth? I could fucking beat the shit out of any of you.

>> No.53703076

>>53703071
Sir, I have a blue belt in Brazillian JuJitsu

>> No.53703080

>>53703071
The hard truth? I could pay somebody to beat the shit out of you.

>> No.53703085

>>53703076
Literally meaningless

>> No.53703090

>>53703080
That person? It would be myself.

>> No.53703094

>>53703035
Yes. The stock market is mainly just the projection of the future Fed funds rate. The more bad news, the more stocks pump because the quicker the Fed can stop raising interest rates and go back to 0% free money cocaine money printing infinite cash injections

>> No.53703097

>>53703076
>Brazillian JuJitsu
Wow fren. That’s like 100 million jujitsus?

>> No.53703105

gas baggies lol, lmao even

>> No.53703110

>>53702876
Somewhere around 4500 at year end

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>>53703085
>t. you

>> No.53703116

>>53703080
The hard truth? If I buy calls right now I'll bring the whole market down and kill your retirement

>> No.53703118
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53703118

Bear hunting season opens up today.

>> No.53703123

>>53703118
You can hunt bear with a bow?

>> No.53703128

>>53703118
faggot behavior killing and torturing majestic animals for fun

>> No.53703132

>>53703128
Shut the fuck up retard

>> No.53703134

>>53703128
Serves the bear right for not wanting to live in a deprived urban area.

>> No.53703142

>>53703118
>cop in the woods

Is no place sacred

>> No.53703149

>>53703142
Cops keep order and crime under control

>> No.53703154

>>53703123
A crossbow, sure. Do you know the velocity those things can create? Plus with a strong metal arrowhead it can penetrate almost anything, even your moms fat ass (tell her to please call me back btw.)

>> No.53703156

>>53703149
t. retard

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>>53703156
t.nigger

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53703174

My lemons are coming in. Also dividend aristocrats

>> No.53703178

>>53703163
>he thinks a city that was actively a pawn in a broader scheme to dismantle society is evidence that cops are good

>> No.53703181

>>53703178
Cops are good, I'm glad it upsets you.

>> No.53703184

>>53703181
Quite literally not the case.

>> No.53703195

Shut the fuck up about cops you retards it’s not even a cop I posted it’s clearly a park ranger.

>> No.53703202

>>53703195
nigga he will arrest you it's a cop

>> No.53703205

>>53703118
with a crossbow, like savages. The bear stood no chance

>> No.53703209

>>53703205
>crossbow
>clearly a compound bow

>> No.53703220

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BDMcUoLRPk

this movie speaks to my spirit

>> No.53703223
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is Intel way oversold? I mean they still have pretty good market share.... PE of 15....

>> No.53703229

>>53703209
looked like a crossbow in the thumbnail. Anyway, savage

>> No.53703234

>>53703223
Good long term hold but don't expect it to pop anytime soon

>> No.53703242

>>53703234
Yeah it seems they figure they need a few years to recover, I guess the risk is IF they can recover. AMD is really taking a bunch of marketshare. I looked at buying AMD but their PE is like 100 lol, so it just seems a little overvalued and might be more of a momentum play rather than a value one.

>> No.53703249

>>53703223
It’s worth it as a domestic foundry play. They have multiple fabs under construction. Their processors are the fastest. They also broke into the GPU game. It’s a ways off but INTC will be a giant again. It helps that they pay a nice dividend while you wait.

>> No.53703257

>>53703154
Sounds pretty gay desu.

>> No.53703258

>>53703249
Do they also benefit from one of Biden's handouts?

>> No.53703266

Huge fire at pig farms now. Should I short pork stocks?

https://archive.is/Qj3D4

>> No.53703268

>>53703258
Yea. Intel is the largest American chip producer they take the lions share of chips act

>> No.53703282

>>53703268
This seems like a good buy to me. I'm going to read through their 10ks and do more research but, maybe something to trickle into these next few quarters and wait a few years.

>> No.53703281

>>53703249
>pay a nice dividend
a dividend which they cannot afford that they really should just suspend. yes, suspending it would cause it to tank, but it’s the mature thing to do.

>> No.53703288

>>53703266
Nooooooo my lean hogs plays nooooooooookoo

>> No.53703295

>>53703266
Long chicken

>> No.53703315
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It's over Mumu, I have the high ground

>> No.53703324

Why is COIN up 4% in pre-bussy. I'm losing my ass here.

>> No.53703341

>>53703324
Committee hearing on crypto today, title something like crypto crash, sec is ramping up enforcement. This could be a 2013 event, legitimization expectations

>> No.53703358

>>53703315
>junk stocks
First time a hear this phrase

>> No.53703363

>>53703281
They absolutely can afford it. Their aiming to be a dividend aristocrat so they aren’t going to cut it. Management is thinking much more long term than you

>> No.53703365

>>53702656
>soft landing
Soft landing is the old news. "No landing" is the current narrative with infinite growth, high rates, and QT somehow happening at the same time

>> No.53703366
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>>53701894
It's so amazing that big banks care this much about me that they share their knowledge with me.
Thank you JPMorgan

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53703371

COIN Better go down, or else I'll be mad.

>> No.53703395

>>53703266
No, not Mr Oinky! ;_;

>> No.53703399

>>53703358
Cathie's favourite kind of stock

>> No.53703400

>>53703371
lmao at the other guy across also filming/taking photos.

>> No.53703403

How do we feel about Vitura formerly Cronos Australia?

>> No.53703411

LACsisters?

>> No.53703419

>>53703363
>they can absolutely afford it
>had to cut all employee salaries, bonuses, and 401ks
>had to issue a bond help even after that since it wasn’t enough
they’re aiming to kill their company is what they’re doing. they’re expected to have negative FCF this year too.

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Good edition.

>> No.53703453

>>53703315
> another Twitter financial advisor
No wonder bobos lose so much money.

>> No.53703462

>>53703429
I miss when girls were slim, in shape, and had tiny petite asses like this.

>> No.53703468

POWW is going to miss earnings today

>> No.53703471

1k to spend this week. More SCHD or QYLD?

>> No.53703474

>>53703453
Always assume that posting a twitter cap is advertising and begging. Cant know if the poster doesnt just want to advertise his profile

>> No.53703485

>>53703419
They’re 8 years into increasing their dividends yearly. They’re going for 25
>had to cut all employee salaries, bonuses, and 401ks
Not a problem unless you only want to hire whites. Indians are just a better value when it comes to tech/medicine. That’s a huge intel advantage. You probably won’t like that but it’s the truth

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>>53703462
Feels bad, man.

>> No.53703501

down we go. see you boys at 3720

>> No.53703509
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we go up today frens

>> No.53703510

>>53703474
Yeah, pretty good assumpton. It's not unusual for a post with double digit likes to be posted here. The one I replied to has 5 of them kek. Probably poster's parents and siblings.

>> No.53703511

Is this the most obvious short of all time?

>> No.53703519
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>>53703511

>> No.53703536

>>53703510
I dont even take the time to open them, thumbnail is enough. Its like with the reddit and tumbler screencaps back in the day, clout chasers that for some weird reason think its a good idea to find followers on an imageboard.
Back then they could get clout staging raids on themselves but these days are long gone

>> No.53703554

uranium

>> No.53703568

>>53703554
That’s right it’s myranium so back the fuck off

>> No.53703570

It will be over today. Prepare yourselves.

>> No.53703574

>>53701648
Why is jepi a bad pick?

>> No.53703579
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>>53703554
Uranium glows in the dark

>> No.53703584

>>53703574
It's not bad, it's just that a lot of /smg/gers prefer trading on a much shorter horizon to holding for a long time so it's clearly not that useful to them

>> No.53703585
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6 out of 9 borrowers made their first payment to me. The other 3 are due by the end of the month. I have to say I’m impressed with everyone paying on time and glad they opted to make minimum payments. I want to squeeze every last bit of interest I can out of my pay piggies

>> No.53703588

>6.5
6.5
>6.5
6.5
>6.5
6.5
>6.5
6.5

>> No.53703596

>>53703584
So if I'm holding for say 10years I should be fine?

>> No.53703599

>>53703474
>>53703510
lmao you guys are morons. If you weren't you'd already be following that guy.

>> No.53703602
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>>53703266
Glowies just won't stop til we really are forced to eat bugs, will they?

>> No.53703604

>>53701949
Are you fucking gay?

>> No.53703606

>>53703574
I don’t like it because I don’t see it ever yielding higher than 9-12% yearly. I can buy a consumer staple dividend aristocrat that yields 2% but grows anually and end up with 20% yields after 15 years with reinvestment.

>> No.53703608

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

>> No.53703615

>>53703608
NOOOOO WHAT ABOUT THE GDP?

>> No.53703621

>>53703596
I'm pretty sure you'll be fine

>> No.53703623

>>53703584
>/smg/ers
das rite fellow anon

>> No.53703624
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53703624

Will /smg/ be my Valentine?

>> No.53703629

>>53703606
>>53703621
Thank you for your time

>> No.53703632

>>53702914
Get SCHD or VIG or JEPI if you have a big knob

>> No.53703633
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>>53703624
YES!

>> No.53703638

Know what would be the greatest play today? Actually staying flat. As to fuck all the option traders, haha, can you imagine that?

>> No.53703640

>>53703615
It'll somehow be up in nominal terms BUT DOWN IN REAL TERMS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53703646

>>53702914
Sell, motherfucker. Even FCUD has Exxon and Chevron as their top holdings and it's run by chimps.

>> No.53703658

>>53703624
nah, but I'd still rather hang with you guys even on days you piss me off

>> No.53703660

>>53703638
i think thats what happens if it comes in as expected

>> No.53703662

Let’s talk book fairs. Why aren’t we investing in such an ez money making scheme. I’m talking of SCHL. a I remember being a kid and loving spending my parents money at the book fair. Why did it take this long for me to remember this? Why shouldn’t I buy fat stacks right now?

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How is 70% of smg not noticing the obvious fakeout?

>> No.53703674
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>>53703664
Terminal Mumuphoria

>> No.53703675

>>53703662
Do kids even read anymore?

>> No.53703682

I'm happy I got a good job but man I'm realizing how fucking long it takes to build wealth

>> No.53703683

>>53701648
Where is that picture from and how do I get more of them

>> No.53703697

>>53702929
Nigger, the labor market is strong, nobody gives a fuck about russniggers, on the contrary it means gains for defense sector, inflation is coming down so powell will nigger down on hikes autism, global trade will pick up again, everything green soon

>> No.53703705

>>53702930
you meant to say boys, faggot

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>>53703682
took me 17 years until i had enough to go part time

>> No.53703720
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15 minutes until the crash

>> No.53703724
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HEY BOBO, 15 MINUTES UNTIL YOU DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.53703729

>>53703720
Here's hoping these results are good. Can't imagine they sre though

>> No.53703736

>>53702872
>oh no not a 0% account
>you gotta let mr rosenthal have access to that capital and pay you less than 1%
DRSing meme shares is the least retarded way to do something that is still pretty retarded but its something
GME will likely get a sympathetic bump when the market returns to normal as long as they dont go under

>> No.53703737

>>53703720
>>53703724

the duality of esemgee

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>>53703599
I don't have Twitter account and I'm not planning to have one.
And no I don't care about DD by some random on Twitter. I get my daily dose of hairbrain ideas in /smg/

>> No.53703764

>>53703736
Can someone explain the DRS meme to me? It just seems like some stupid conspiracy

>> No.53703775
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It's over...

>> No.53703779

>>53703764
Tldr silver ends the Fed.

>> No.53703783

bake before the print

>> No.53703790

Will CPI affect natgas?

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It's over...

>> No.53703796
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DAN will save us tomorrow, right boboros, r-right?

>> No.53703798

>>53703736
Lol, lmao even.

>> No.53703804
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53703804

Bobros.....

>> No.53703805

>>53703764
Apes order paper shares instead of holding them with their brokerage. Such shares cannot be borrowed by evil hedge funds, thus disabling their ability to short the stock.
This strategy is known to cause pain and sufferring, because contrary to common belief, there are always going to be other shareholders (be it insider or institutional) who won't DRS. Also company can issue new shares if they wanted to.
At the end of the day, it's a nice addition to already stale repertoire of Ape Stocks Circus.

>> No.53703808

>>53703790
kek

>> No.53703810

We all know belly posting can change the market. Which direction should I bellypost for CPI

>> No.53703815

>>53703805
So its like a bearer bond where if they lose the paper they are fucked?

>> No.53703819

>>53703808
have mercy you gay bear

>> No.53703824

>>53703815
You can ask company to issue duplicate for you if you lost original. You need to send some paperwork though.

>> No.53703828
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My puts will expire worthless...

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My entire future is dependent upon this upcoming minute brosephus

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

>> No.53703835

>>53703808
not a bear. I was the one that called the bottom when BOIL was at 5.5

Natgas at this point cares about coal prices. Winter is almost done and any idiot natty bulls that bought throughout Dec-Jan hoping for some freak polar vortex got rekt.

>> No.53703837

>>53701797
This right here, all my friends chase pussy and let it control them. I'll just stick to banging random bar sluts from time to time. It's easier and less stressfull

>> No.53703838

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

>> No.53703841

>>53703828
>>53703804

It's over for us. Isn't it.

>> No.53703843

Thinking it's gonna be green and when the numbers are revised no one will care, again

>> No.53703845

FUCK YOU MUMU

>> No.53703848

https://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm
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>> No.53703849
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53703851
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>Futures

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>6.4%

>> No.53703862

Core CPI (YoY) (Jan) 5.6% 5.5% 5.7%
Core CPI (MoM) (Jan) 0.4%0.4%0.4%
CPI (MoM) (Jan) 0.5% 0.5% 0.1%
CPI (YoY) (Jan) 6.4% 6.2% 6.5%

>> No.53703863

green by close

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>6.4%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53703868

6.4 ITS OVER SELL SELL SELL

>> No.53703867

>CPI went up
>core inflation still rising
WE SHOULD HAVE DONE A 50 RATE HIKE

>> No.53703874

>>53703865
>>53703868
What was it forecast?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53703879

I wonder what will be the cope to keep the market up this time around

>> No.53703884

AAAAAAAAA

>> No.53703886

CORE CPI IS HOT HOT HOT....

5.6%

https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/calendar

>> No.53703890

STOP AAAAAAAAA faggots Its pumping . Its over bobros.

>> No.53703893

>>53703879
DUDE STAGFLATION IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER TRUST ME BRO

>> No.53703894

lmao market don't care, tech futes still up bigly

>> No.53703895

CPI over forecast. BUY BUY BUY

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>>53703585
Hang in there and enjoy the ride.

>> No.53703898

WTF IS GOING ON

>> No.53703900

Market deems CPI within reason, MAN THE POOMPS

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53703902

>massive volatility
>VIX takes a huge shit

Can anyone explain this

>> No.53703903
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IT'S PRICED IN

THE BASTARDS PRICED IT IN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

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this was a nice thread
but you know neighbor, like all good things, it must come to an end

>> No.53703905

dollar on a steady dump. new lower lows on the move. next stop 100. spx 4750 by summer
trend on inflation continues down

>> No.53703906

WHERE CAN I WATCH LIVE

>> No.53703907

what the fuck is going on

>> No.53703911

>>53703895
This is some straight up retarded shit

>> No.53703910

BULL TRAP IMAGINE BUYING NOW

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OOOOOAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53703916

>>53703879
Inflation up means people can't stop spending. I can see it now

>> No.53703917

>core inflation rose to 5.6%
this is actually the biggest oh fug part

>> No.53703921

what the fuck are those spikes

>> No.53703922

>>53703874
6.5 actual vs 6.2 forecast

>> No.53703927

PUMP PUMP

>> No.53703928

>>53703920
>>53703920
>>53703920
new
>>53703920
>>53703920
>>53703920
new

>> No.53703931

wow, it's fucking nothing

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>>53703903
Kek bobo posters are best meme posters

>> No.53703937

>>53703910
Kek no kidding

>> No.53703940

>>53703906
https://www.youtube.com/live/qmGTdxc5lFk

>> No.53703943

>>53703940

nice, thanks

>> No.53703953

>>53703902
News is already out and was priced in the vix so vol is going out of the event

>> No.53703962

>>53703901
>>53703903
kek
bobros when will they learn

>> No.53704074
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SOXL AT A DISCOUNT STILL MY NIGGAS YA'LL SHOULD KEEP BUYING MY NIGGAS!!! WE PUMPIN THIS SHIT TILL IT'S $150/SHARE MY NIGGAS!!!!

>> No.53704259

>>53703805
All DRSing does is ensure you arent holding an IOU
If the retard squeeze happens (it wont) it would be hilarious to see what happens to people having shares in webull, moomoo or other literally who platforms for instance.

>> No.53705159

>>53703705
That they look like boys is just a bonus. Can’t be gay if it’s a women