/smg/ stock market general

[/smg/ stock market general No.53696405]

Quick Run Down Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previously on /smg/ >>53694890

[Anonymous No.53696425]

SKYT tanking lmao you love to see it

now shut the fuck up about it

[Anonymous No.53696431]

You guys better give me mad cred for shilling SKYT for a month

[Anonymous No.53696432]

ALL BEARS MUST HANG

[Anonymous No.53696436]

i've never seen so many talking head bearish analysts. i can only imagine the amount of seething is going on in the background. everyone who wanted to sell has already sold. very bullish

[Anonymous No.53696437]

SKYTbros are confident, right up until Biden dumps from the strategic semiconductor reserve.

[Anonymous No.53696438]

>>53696405
any good recommendations?
> into truff some marijuana
> some ai and thinking solar
i wanna try crypto but im clueless
> pic rel its me

[Anonymous No.53696439]

>>53696431

[Anonymous No.53696442]

Post the full comic next time...

[Anonymous No.53696450]

>>53696425
>still up 5%
cope

[Anonymous No.53696460]

URANIUM
C
C
J

[Anonymous No.53696462]

PLTR BROS THE SQUEEZE IS HERE STRAP ON FOR PROFTIABLITY

[Anonymous No.53696463]

you've blown it all sky high
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjtD8A-MWBc

[Anonymous No.53696466]

>>53696425
>up 6%

[Anonymous No.53696468]

I want to see TSLA and WING fold like the turds they are.

[Anonymous No.53696469]

That was a very jewish close

[Anonymous No.53696472]

>mfw someone asks for financial books
https://youtu.be/eiOoB-GqSJ4
>>53696437
If Biden pulls the rug and just gives it to INTC, I'd be laughing until June.

[Anonymous No.53696473]

>>53696438
60% upro 39% tmf 1% soxs

[Anonymous No.53696477]

>>53696425
>>53696437
I doubt you faggots were shorting it, so why are you so pissed off? ABMO?

[Anonymous No.53696482]

>>53696441
Because inflation has been hot the last 7-8 yrs but has been bouyed by declining cost of energy

[Anonymous No.53696483]

>>53696370
Yes she’s from India. First generation immigrant. She gave me her Snapchat, and I made a stupid decision and created an account to add her. Less than a week later she’s out clubbing, drunk, and sends me a picture of her tits. So I deleted the Snapchat account. Indian men get your women under control

[Anonymous No.53696490]

>>53696466
>+10%

[Anonymous No.53696494]

>>53696473
for me it's polynesian sauce

[Anonymous No.53696495]

are bears really celebrating a 1 day downturn of skyt? It's up 50% from me and i didnt even buy at a good price

[Anonymous No.53696499]

>Inflation is sooooo bad!!!!
What would these faggots have said in 1923 if you had told them that the average US house price would be $400,000 at some point?

[Anonymous No.53696513]

>>53696483
Women love to send their tits. They short themselves for attention

[Anonymous No.53696514]

>>53696495
>are people here solely to antagonize others

[Anonymous No.53696520]

>>53696514
ok but trolling is a art, and they're clearly not artists.

[Anonymous No.53696519]

>>53696442
first two panels aren't required, saved tho

[Anonymous No.53696521]

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

[Anonymous No.53696530]

>>53696477
I'm joshing, I don't have a SKYT position at all.

>>53696472
If I *were* in SKYT, I'd unironically be looking up how much they spend on lobbying. They're in a political arena and need at least some congresscritters on their side.

[Anonymous No.53696534]

>>53696483
Sounds like she doesn’t know what to do with her freedom. Maybe try and explain that shit has consequences. Hook her up with a nice friend of yours.

[Anonymous No.53696537]

>>53696519
It's disrespectful to the original artist/author to leave those panels out.

[Anonymous No.53696540]

>>53696521
>you bought puts right anon?

[Anonymous No.53696541]

>>53696513
I’m married and she’s senior to me. If the tables were reversed I‘d be fired. She’s probably going to try to get me fired anyways because I deleted my account

[Anonymous No.53696549]

>>53696425
the fuck is skyt and why should i care?

[Anonymous No.53696560]

Kek, imagine owning meta shares

[Anonymous No.53696567]

>>53696425
Back up

[Anonymous No.53696573]

>>53696513
women dont just go around sending their tits. once my fiancee at the time fell asleep videochatting with a friend of ours and woke up to him jerking off. never showed her tits.

[Anonymous No.53696575]

>>53696537
hopefully they're dead

[Anonymous No.53696577]

>>53696549
Most shilled stock in this general. If you're not in SKYT you're not a regular here.

[Anonymous No.53696578]

>POV YOU’RE THE ALIEN ABOUT TO GET PROBED BY MUMU’S GREEN DICK AND HAVE YOUR TECHNOLOGY REVERSE ENGINEERED BY THE MFS WHO SHUT YOU DOWN.

SOXL REMAINS BULLISH $150/SHARE END OF MONTH MY NIGGAS!!!!

[Anonymous No.53696580]

you're welcome

[Anonymous No.53696590]

>>53696473
> all of those listed have been going down in value...

[Anonymous No.53696591]

ICP chads with OpenChat this is our place:
>https://oc.app/#/zkcyb-giaaa-aaaaf-bie5a-cai

Actual high IQ discussion and alpha dropping.

[Anonymous No.53696594]

>>53696577
i'm not a regular but i haven't seen it in 2-3 weeks i've been here. has it always been big?

[Anonymous No.53696600]

>>53696389
>Lithium doesn’t grow on trees,
Why do people act like this is a gotcha?
Yeah it grows in salt brine pits. No shit.
All of the nickel and everything else is also dug out of the ground, big whoop.
>>53696406
>EVs are expensive
EVs are price competitive with Camrys now, and beating them in sales in Australia and California.
Even factoring out stuff like tax credits it’s still a bargain.
EVs are also still actively in the process of getting cheaper while gas cars are not.

[Anonymous No.53696603]

>>53696462
>PROFTIABLITY
I can't figure out what made them profitable in Q4. Loss from operations was -$17M, but they had unexplained """"other"""" income of $44M. What's the other?

[Anonymous No.53696604]

>>53696577
Any idea what earnings were? I can't see yet.

[Anonymous No.53696609]

Kobeni-chan

[Anonymous No.53696611]

>>53696594
Where have you been kek

[Anonymous No.53696619]

>>53696594
It's a semiconductor company. That's all you really need to know. Buy and hold.

[Anonymous No.53696622]

>>53696611
elsewhere

[Anonymous No.53696627]

>>53696573
My experience differs. When I was in middle school I had an obese science teacher who wore dresses too low cut and she molested me, although it’s gay to say that when you’re a dude. She has me stay behind in class one Friday and she showed me her tits and jerked me off. Acted like it never happened after that. I guess my reaction made her afraid I’d tell.

[Anonymous No.53696628]

>bet on SolarEdge Technology‘s guidance today with leverage
>they best by quite a bit
>made a good buck
Feels good, bros. Doesn‘t even matter that it‘s an (((Israeli))) company, money is money.
Gonna bet on Coca Coma tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.53696629]

>>53696604
https://ir.skywatertechnology.com/news/news-details/2023/SkyWater-Technology-Reports-Fourth-Quarter-and-Full-Year-2022-Results/default.aspx

[Anonymous No.53696631]

>>53696590
sounds like you like to buy the top then, maybe nvda or goog for you then

[Anonymous No.53696636]

I hope you guys did well today!
Refrigerant and hops coming this Spring!

[Anonymous No.53696639]

Short AAPL and MSFT into cpi

These garbage companies are going bankrupt

Long BOIL

[Anonymous No.53696640]

If Bulls or Bears are not both afraid, what is the point anymore? either way tomorrow goes we are going down this week. BANK ON DAT!

[Anonymous No.53696641]

>>53696503

I stayed in Valletta for a few weeks. Blue lagoon was as far north as I ever visited in Malta. Lots of interesting history. Really changed my view of Napoleon and made me think he was much more based than historians portray. Fun trip but would rather go back to Italy or SEA though desu.

[Anonymous No.53696646]

>>53696560
Who would have though. I mean, if you're cutting jobs because your company makes $4b every quarter instead of $7b, then don't expect any loyalty or motivation from your employees.
Samy will happen to any other company that does mass layoffs. Remaining crew productivity will drop and most skilled people will go on early retiremennt or change where they work.

[Anonymous No.53696654]

>>53696631
>NVDA is at the top
L
M
A
O

[Anonymous No.53696658]

>>53696640
bears are not afraid yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B7ZMolDoqg

[Anonymous No.53696659]

>>53696640
i'm a permabull, what is there for me to be afraid of? worst case is i'm temporarily embarrassed while i pick up cheapies.

[Anonymous No.53696660]

>>53696577
skyt started after muh gaysex sisters shilling, some es em gee schizos are desperate for losing money it seems

[Anonymous No.53696671]

>>53696646
You’re surprised that a 40% revenue decrease makes a company cut jobs? Are you mentally retarded? Do you think $4B is enough money to cure cancer and pave the streets with lollipops and make unicorns real?

[Anonymous No.53696675]

>>53696660
Huh? SKYT shills started like a month ago and are definitely up since then.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53696680]

>>53696627
I'll take shit that never happened for $400 Alex.

[Anonymous No.53696681]

>>53696611
Why did I paper hand this so bad... fuck I shoulda gone all in.

[Anonymous No.53696692]

>>53696631
>jesus returns
>only the military notices him
>shoot him out of the sky

[Anonymous No.53696698]

>>53696654
true p/e hasn't mattered ever

[Anonymous No.53696706]

>>53696675
could have thrown money at literal dogshit and you made money the last 5 weeks of this retard strength

[Anonymous No.53696711]

I forgot to buy Palantir. I'm going to fucking go insane.

[Anonymous No.53696713]

>>53696640
It means one side is about to get mega heemed

[Anonymous No.53696721]

>>53696659
You say that right now, but where were you when this shit got down to the lows in december? DEF NOT BUYING THE DIP!

[Anonymous No.53696726]

>>53696671
$4b per quarter is still tons of money. Of course management must show in front of shareholders that they are fixing shit so that they can count on performance bonuses.
Since firing themselves is not an option, they fire employess who probably had least to do with the failed direction that Meta took.
This is demoralizing for the rest of the crew. Remember that all US corpos hired HR agencies to build "family" in corpos to increase loyalty. Now they are backstabing those people because $16b per year is not enough.

[Anonymous No.53696735]

>>53696721
I've been buying, slowly, since last July.

[Anonymous No.53696737]

SKYT CEO
“Huge growth expected going forward”

Smg bought the bottom. Enjoy missing out ahahaha.

[Anonymous No.53696739]

been a long day bullying euros on /sp/ while I make crazy money
holy FUCK I love being American

[Anonymous No.53696751]

>>53696726
You can’t say whether $4B is a lot or a little money without knowing the scale of the operation. For a lemonade stand it’s a lot, for Facebook it’s less

[Anonymous No.53696756]

>>53696706
Cope you doomer faggot.
Filter us while we climb for years ahaha. Fucken retarded bobo shit.

[Anonymous No.53696768]

>>53696681
damn i forgot to buy palantir calls

[Anonymous No.53696770]

>>53696706
Well you said losing money, and this "retard strength" has caused it to outperform QQQ, ARKK, DOLE, uranium, even our stalwart AQB, you name it.

Don't seethe if you missed the play. It'll blind you to things.

[Anonymous No.53696774]

Don't ever forget i told you to buy the dip. i told you about this fake soft landing.

Don't you ever FORGET!

Please clap.

[Anonymous No.53696777]

i yoloed 15k in borrowed funds into SPY 405/400 put spread (expiring friday) am i gonna make it biz? i really want to make it. otherwise ill be in debt another 15k

[Anonymous No.53696778]

Former BBBaggy here, has anyone checked on the rest of the boys?

[Anonymous No.53696779]

>>53696514
>I slowly invest DCA into meme boomer ETF's for the past 20 years and never sell.
>I also come here and claim insider knowledge to buy / sell / short / long stocks all the time despite zero skin in the game.

Kind of based desu.

[Anonymous No.53696781]

WHERE IS MY BROKER GF (FEMALE)

[Anonymous No.53696802]

>>53696777
no, put buying is at an all time high
bobos will get heemed into oblivion tomorrow

[0xf1F9a0034493f01c7Dd1c1633F1f80d47C5047e0 No.53696811]

>>53696777
Get robbed

[Anonymous No.53696824]

>>53696811
100 Checkems scheduled for deposit

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53696841]

>>53696726
Maybe if they actually hired productive people instead of these ESG people that don't actually provide any tangible benefit to the company, they wouldn't have to fire these people they shouldn't have hired to begin with.

[Anonymous No.53696857]

>>53696519
god imagine having that kind of mass and just having every gun have virtually no recoil to worry about compensating over

[Anonymous No.53696858]

>>53696841
That's the most racist thing I read today.

[Anonymous No.53696863]

Great day today. Should have bought back that intel covered call when it dumped this morning and sold another one on the pump. Eh no big deal. My DOLE did a little something too

[Anonymous No.53696876]

>>53696603
reducing stock based comp and investing into more infrastructure

[Anonymous No.53696882]

>>53696811
SERIOUSLY, GLOWNIGGERS, TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

[Anonymous No.53696901]

crabs wins again

[Anonymous No.53696916]

Looks like SKYT is erasing all it's earnings gains. Back down to $11.80. RIP

[Anonymous No.53696917]

>>53696882
can you handle the truth?

[Anonymous No.53696933]

Who here slurping alphabet?

[Anonymous No.53696934]

You guys know the golden cross just occurred today right? This crash is a pullback. And the faux soft landing is still in play.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53696950]

>>53696858
Prove me wrong.
>Protip: You can't.

[Anonymous No.53696951]

>>53696933
dogshit company

[Anonymous No.53696961]

Yep, I'm thinking 2022 was the right amount of pull back and correction for stocks. 2023 will be smooooooooooooth sailing from here on out

[Anonymous No.53696967]

I keep buying soxl and intel calls. What is a non retarded play for $10-$15k?

[Anonymous No.53696972]

>>53696934
its going to crab to 3900, bears will be in delusional and then crab up to 4100 for the I stopped counting time.

[Anonymous No.53696974]

>>53696917
Yes.

[Anonymous No.53696978]

>>53696540
Let's not talk about my PLTR puts...

[Anonymous No.53696979]

>>53696882
(((They))) made a token called checkems and you win it by replying to trips or better with an eth address.

[Anonymous No.53696980]

>>53696628
>Feels good, bros. Doesn‘t even matter that it‘s an (((Israeli))) company, money is money.

[Anonymous No.53696981]

>>53696967
INTCels get the rope

[Anonymous No.53696992]

>>53696979
Man, that's dumber than glowniggers paying each other.

[Anonymous No.53697015]

>>53696628
why would it matter, anon?

[Anonymous No.53697036]

>>53697015
The memory of KTOV runs deep

[Anonymous No.53697060]

Say I bought a share at $100 then sold it the next week for $200, immediately used those 200 bucks to buy more shares from another company and refused to touch those until a year later. Where would that put me tax-wise?

[Anonymous No.53697067]

Describe this pattern

[Anonymous No.53697069]

>>53696933
It’s shit for me. Amazon and Apple much better. Google is taken for granted somehow. Wish it would hit $113 so I can cut and run.

[Anonymous No.53697070]

INTCels should have bought SKYT

[Anonymous No.53697072]

>>53696876
Neither of those are part of the statement of operations in accounting.

[Anonymous No.53697077]

>>53697067
the reddit short squozerino

[Anonymous No.53697101]

>>53696425
RIP nigger

[Anonymous No.53697102]

>>53696992
Half agree but also a 4chan currency owned and transacted by anons sounds like it could be a hilarious reality

[Anonymous No.53697108]

>>53696680
boys never get molested?

[Anonymous No.53697110]

>>53697067
Age 15 Study hall tight sweater.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53697118]

>>53697108
not by big titted science teachers, they get molested by men.

[Anonymous No.53697129]

>>53697108
I'm thinking you should have told. You already got the hand job. Might as well get rich too.

[Anonymous No.53697127]

>everyone sitting on Google because of some random clickbait story that will be forgotten within a week about their chat bot

Yep.. almost time to buy around 90

[Anonymous No.53697135]

>>53697129
that's /biz/ thinking

[Anonymous No.53697145]

>>53697060
you realized a short term gain and would be taxed at the short term capital gains rate for the $100 profit

[Anonymous No.53697153]

>>53697135
kinda. I mean, really, fuck that bitch. your first handjob should not be some old cow.

[Anonymous No.53697161]

>>53696974
I'm transgender

[Anonymous No.53697164]

Are BOIL bros retards?

[Anonymous No.53697168]

I met a market maker (options dealer) and he was incredibly autistic. Very rude guy but he did have interesting things about the various strategies they run as MMs. its cool to meet market makers, especially here in India where option liquidity is very low. He did joke that efficient market hypothesis is total nonsense lol. He was saying it is funny how the EMH violates itself with MMs. Like if the EMH was true no one would have edge and therefore MMs would be loaded.

There are Indian prop firms that are churning millions just by arbing out SGX nifty - NSE nifty ...aka index arb.
However there are latency issues while creating the LOB and not getting filled tho... And a little bit of problem managing the m2m because they use different clearing houses. But there are solutions too
It was cool listening to him talk about the markets but frankly, these ultra-smart quant finance types seem insufferable.

[Anonymous No.53697169]

>>53697164
2 dollar is too greedy

[Anonymous No.53697170]

AirBNB has been a pretty hot topic of discussion and they release earnings tomorrow. What's the move boys? I'm bearish overall, but people posting here say they've been doing well.

All I've read about this year is how AirBNB market is drying up, but it is the MSM

[Anonymous No.53697180]

>>53697067
Me before my morning pee

[Anonymous No.53697184]

>>53697161
Which direction?

[Anonymous No.53697187]

gotta go pick up my wife's aderall at a pharmacy wish me luck

[Anonymous No.53697190]

>>53696646
Most of those people do barely any work and should have been fired a long time ago.
Musk fired 90% of the people at Twitter and it works as well as it did before.

Reminds me of that story Grandpa Icahn told a few years ago where he fired "12 floors of people" and nobody even noticed that they were gone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSatPoD2W-o

[Anonymous No.53697191]

>>53697170
I use Airbnb vacationing abroad, exclusively. I traveled to Valencia and used Airbnb. When I traveled through America my options were either hotels or Airbnb and I always chose Airbnb

[Anonymous No.53697192]

>>53697153
Depends on how good it was

[Anonymous No.53697193]

>>53697184
I wipe front to back

[Anonymous No.53697199]

>>53697168
I can see your head bobbling as you write this. Especially toward the end.

[Anonymous No.53697207]

>>53697161
Ok, now, can you handle the truth?

[Anonymous No.53697211]

>>53697193
You will never be a man.
>Was that a NOFX joke?

[Anonymous No.53697217]

>>53697207
It just told you it can't.

[Anonymous No.53697220]

>>53696739
Goddamn right, brother. Whenever I'm feeling down, I just think about what a privilege it is to wake up in the greatest country in the history of the world, instead of some commie hellscape. "Land of Opportunity" is not just branding, it's the reality, and with my own two hands I can build a life that I and my family can be proud of for generations to come.

[Anonymous No.53697228]

>>53697184
>tfw reality-TV era ozzy doesn't look that much older than me now

[Anonymous No.53697235]

>>53697199
Okay

[Anonymous No.53697237]

>>53697190
That was pretty based and one of my favorite videos.

[Anonymous No.53697241]

>>53697191
That's what I'm saying, the market for rentals is so vast... that a handful of 'abolish landlord' types on Twitter and in the media might not be painting an accurate picture. All signs post-pandemic with their stock indicate bullishness, it's pumped today and AH too.

Gah.... I want to buy puts so bad, but it's risky. Straddle might be the move

[Anonymous No.53697254]

>>53697228
>I see people who are younger than me who have destroyed themselves and look aged

[Anonymous No.53697255]

>Jerry, JERRY! Why is line going UP when it's supposed to be going DOWN? George is very upset!

[Anonymous No.53697268]

>SolarEdge beats revenue, growth, raises guidance
>Still down 4% afterhours
Hmmmm... do the Jews know something we don't?

[Anonymous No.53697270]

>>53697255
>i'm gonna name em jerry
>you're not gonna name em...
>oh i'm naming

[Anonymous No.53697277]

>>53697170
i just think it's shot in america. too many rules/regulations, jannies want to blacklist people for their politics. >>53697191
might be correct, but i used other sites just fine

[Anonymous No.53697283]

>>53697255
>there wasn't even any news jerry

[Anonymous No.53697284]

>>53696882
THE WHISLE GO WOOO WOOO

[Anonymous No.53697304]

One day I'm going to time my shorts just right

[Anonymous No.53697313]

>you know george, you don't wanna do that. my friend bob sacamano named em once, and you know what happened to him

[Anonymous No.53697318]

ONLY GREEN LINES FROM HERE ON OUT MY NIGGAS!!!! BUY SOXL AND KEEP BUYING KEEP HODLING!!! BOBOS WILL GET DESTROYED WHEN IT REACHES $150/SHARE!!! PREPARE YOUR ASSHOLES YOU BEARS, YO ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE SAME SHIT YO ANCESTORS HAD TO GO THROUGH, GONNA GIVE YOU THE BUCK BREAKING TREATMENT NIGGAS!!!! YO BEAR ASS ABOUT TO GET TORN!!!!

[Anonymous No.53697332]

>>53697170
ABNB shot itself in the foot by being so restrictive. It used to be cool and hosts could give you a local's view of the area. Now it's just buttmad property owners eating your whole deposit because you left a paper towel in their trash. Maybe it is better abroad but it seems very dead in America now.

[Anonymous No.53697344]

>>53697241
>>53697277
I have no opinions on ABNB stock itself...not sure how their equity valuation is. But are Americans really being ultra-doomerish about the Airbnb rental market? That seems stupid to me, because even is home prices and rental rates go down, people will ALWAYS want to use a home over a hotel. I don't mean everyone will use home over hotel, but I am saying that there are so many more amenities in Airbnbs versus in hotels.

I am willing to pay more for an Airbnb instead of a hotel if I am going to a destination, such as the countryside. Why would I pay for some stupid hotel when I'm driving to the Himalayas or Darjeeling or something? I actually had to make the decision of whether to pay for this Airbnb in Darjeeling for 3,000 rupees / night or some crappy cramped up hotel for 2,000/night

I took the Airbnb in a heartbeat. Pic related is the property in Darjeeling, there's a beautiful walkway and garden too. People who travel in groups don't want to stay in a small hotel, they want to stretch their legs and drink whiskey after a long day of traveling / hiking / walking. While it is true that American hotels are better than Indian hotels, I still feel like this logic applies to American Airbnb markets

[Anonymous No.53697348]

Dammit, back to sleeping naked in a ditch

[Anonymous No.53697353]

>>53697332
>>53697277
Thanks for the feedback. I'm unfamiliar with the international market, which might be the X factor here. Overall I'm bearish, like I said, but not enough that I wouldn't hedge against it. Fuckin a single straddle is running around a thousand bucks so I'll just find a smaller play.

NRDS looks promising. A few naked calls could be an optimistic, but conservative play.

[Anonymous No.53697357]

>>53697313
BUT KRAMER YOUR A JEW YOURSELF

WHATS THE DEEEEALL WITH THAT

[Anonymous No.53697361]

>>53697344
Forgot link: https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/50658961?source_impression_id=p3_1676327304_uYPhuEE8mlRfS7tj

This is what Airbnb users are paying for lol, they want to have the ability to vacation while enjoying the amenities of someone who has a house where they are vacationing. I'm pretty sure Americans think the same, right?

[Anonymous No.53697364]

>>53697344
you used to get deals, now everything's more expensive
yes i'd rather have a room that bother with rando shit

[Anonymous No.53697367]

>Jerry: Kramer, I'm not investing in YUM.
>Kramer: Why not?
>Jerry: Well, for one, you're racist against black people.
>Kramer: You're getting emotional Jerry. You can't have emotion in the market. Besides, my agent just booked me on a bad night at the Laugh Factory.
>Jerry: You still said the n-word two dozen times!
>George: You know, I sometimes say the n-word when I'm alone. It's catchy.

[Anonymous No.53697380]

>>53697344
I'd always choose a hotel. Hotels are reviewed, have a reputation to uphold, they have cleaning services and other amenities, and you don't have to deal with shitty landlords who can make up that you broke their furniture or whatever.
I'd ALWAYS choose a hotel. They're also always much more conveniently located.

People are different like that, see.

[Anonymous No.53697385]

I don't think I can wait another 4 days until my next drink

[Anonymous No.53697390]

>>53697357
comedians in ______ getting ________

[Anonymous No.53697396]

>>53697390
Showers, gassed

[Anonymous No.53697402]

Another day of green falling into my account(s), another day of napping after lunch at my desk. Just 5 more days till the state legislators punt out the bill laying out exactly how much my salary will go up in july (just 5 days remain till they can file bills for voting till the session wraps in march). So I'm watching the webpage that displays all the bills once a day.

[Anonymous No.53697414]

You guys know that this golden cross is going to bring back fomo from everyone? RIGHT? This is a pullback you probably want to buy the dip. RIGHT? Unless we get a black swan event that cannot be priced in. Shit is going to get cray cray again after the pullback.

[Anonymous No.53697417]

>>53696698
what is this pic from

[Anonymous No.53697418]

>>53697396

[Anonymous No.53697426]

>>53697417

[Anonymous No.53697432]

>>53697304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs
>>53697344
I'm vaguely familiar with timeshares. Except in this case the property owner has to do upkeep every day, and it's a house rented for the cost of a hotel room.
Sounds great, but how do you screen for niggers, mafia hits, and frats?

[Anonymous No.53697433]

>>53697367
got a sensible chuckle from this, thanks

[Anonymous No.53697437]

>>53697426
Women uniroincally orgasm during exercise all the time.

[Anonymous No.53697460]

>>53697437
I thought she was doing all that too look good for me...
>verification not required.

[Anonymous No.53697467]

>>53697364
>>53697380
This picture is so misleading, restrictive shithead Airbnb hosts are a problem but that is a risk I am willing to take if it means I don't feel like I am a poor person in hostel-style commie blocks.
>Hotels are reviewed, have a reputation to uphold,
Oh my god, anon, Airbnb hosts desperately do everything to make sure their reputation and Airbnb property rating is 5 stars. 5 stars is the holy grail. You have to be a good host or you do not get bookings.

Not being a shithead psycho Airbnb host is absolutely critical for Airbnb hosts to actually make any money.

I totally see your point, but short term vacation home rentals are never going away, and Airbnb is the frontrunner for that market.

Are we also going to ignore that hotels are just shit tier if you're traveling with friends? No, me and my grown ass adult male friends are not going to buy hotel rooms. We're going to rent a damn house like men with income, not stuff ourselves into hotel rooms like school children on a speech and debate tournament

[Anonymous No.53697476]

>DAN calling a black swan market crash on the 15th
>Ohio train derailment
>CPI upcoming
>More rape hikes in the next few months
>Media trying to deflect from this shit with muh russia muh balloons muh aliens

[Anonymous No.53697486]

are you a bad enough dude to long the 15th?

[Anonymous No.53697487]

>>53697467
i don't get why this is hard for you to understand; airbnb is dying in america because it's easier and about as much to rent a hotel. vacation rentals have existed before it they are even easier to do now

[Anonymous No.53697491]

>Jerry gets a tip for a certain stock. He tries contacting his female broker (only referred to as "female broker") but she keeps putting him off.
>George tries his hand at options but can't figure out the difference between buying and selling a call.
>Elaine dates a man with a wealthy dividend portfolio but realizes he only reinvests it all and never spends it on her.
>Kramer starts his own hedge fund with zero qualifications. In a series of escapades, he ends up getting violently threatened by Jerome Powell.

[Anonymous No.53697498]

>>53697476
best dan can do is +/-.03%

[Anonymous No.53697502]

>>53697437
the CLIT is real the female orgasm is a myth

[Anonymous No.53697508]

>>53697476
DAN told me that he was in contact with the aliens and had everything under control. Then we had to shoot down 5 of their craft in 24 hours. DAN did not have everything under control, that's all there is to say about that.

[Anonymous No.53697513]

>>53697486
im longing triple leveraged tech (semiconductor) calls through the 15th, yes

[Anonymous No.53697517]

>>53697467
My crew and I go with cost + convenience. The room is solely to sleep in, so it doesn't really matter how big it is. As long as the place is near the stuff we are trying to do we'll stay there.

[Anonymous No.53697520]

>he doesnt have status with at least 1 major hotel chain
>he doesnt have a top tier rewards credit card

[Anonymous No.53697524]

>>53697491
Episode ends with Kramer crowing about putting a huge short on a stupid new business, only to get stuck in traffic when the lines to the new shops are around the corner, all over the island.

[Anonymous No.53697529]

>>53697491
Hahaha, you should follow Seinfeld2000 on Twitter, hands down one of the best accounts if you're a fan. I've followed him for years.

[Anonymous No.53697533]

>>53697502

[Anonymous No.53697541]

>>53697520
>Spending money on things that are not stocks
>Spending money at all

[Anonymous No.53697551]

>My crew and I

[Anonymous No.53697555]

>>53697402
How is your wife’s Pussy, hairy or naw?

[Anonymous No.53697557]

tesla bros will have a good time

[Anonymous No.53697558]

>Newman, did you remember to set my stop losses?
>Yes, I set them. *sweating profusely*

[Anonymous No.53697564]

...and just like THAT, I'm making money again!

[Anonymous No.53697566]

>>53697551
Hey fuck you that 3000GT looks sick.

[Anonymous No.53697574]

>>53697557
>+100% in a month
>beaten down

[Anonymous No.53697591]

Also, I just learned Warren Buffett did Ohio.

[Anonymous No.53697602]

Kind reminder

[Anonymous No.53697604]

>>53697487
>airbnb is dying in america
You see, that is where you're wrong. I work with AirDNA data on occasion for a living. Airbnb might be having a downtrend because of interest rates but Airbnb bookings will not become anemic like morons on /smg/ are suggesting.

A lot of people in this thread are also just poorfags who do not understand that people who are traveling want to be able to enjoy amenities while they travel. The whole point of traveling is to spend money.

Those who think Airbnb is dying in America (or at all) are people who are too poor to spend on luxuries while traveling. That makes sense, because when I was younger and poorer I wanted to save money when traveling. But now that I am older, I realize the whole point of going on vacation is the enjoy the nice things.

[Anonymous No.53697606]

>>53697591
He owns the railway?

[Anonymous No.53697612]

>>53697606
Berkshire Hathaway owns like all of the railroads in this shithole.

[Anonymous No.53697613]

>>53697604
Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.

[Anonymous No.53697616]

>>53697602
Meant to post this, but I guess savings rate is something to keep in mind too.
Please be patient with me, my brain is degrading.

[Anonymous No.53697618]

>>53697604
tell me, how would you have felt if you didn't eat breakfast yesterday

[Anonymous No.53697620]

CPI numbers are fake and gay

[Anonymous No.53697627]

>>53697602
>historical
>goes back to 2019
lmao

[Anonymous No.53697628]

>>53697604
A good hotel is always more expensive than some shitty AirBnB, unless we're talking about penthouse condos in prime locations that make up maybe 0.2% of offers on that site.

[Anonymous No.53697630]

>>53697591
>>53697612
What are your thoughts on CP Rail? They have a transcontinental railway which will connect Canada to Mexico once the paperwork gets solved

[Anonymous No.53697632]

>>53697620
CPI PPI PEPE FLY SUGA SO HIGH SIGA GOING TO BAT ASTROLOGY WILL SAVE YOU ALL DA TIME.

[Anonymous No.53697634]

>>53697344
>>53697361
Dunno about anyone else but when I vacation, the hotel room is literally just a place to shit, shower and sleep. Not saying I want to stay in a dump, but I'll go with convenience and cost over anything else, as long as it's reasonably nice. Don't care about anything else.

[Anonymous No.53697635]

>>53697630
>CP Rail

[Anonymous No.53697639]

>>53697602
zoom out

[Anonymous No.53697645]

>>53697627
St. louis Fed website has interactive chart if you want to check it. Last time savings rate was this low was around 2008.

[Anonymous No.53697647]

>>53697558
>"There's an opportunity here, Jerry! We're gonna short M&Ms!"
>"Short M&Ms?"
>"Short M&Ms, Jerry!!"

[Anonymous No.53697655]

>>53697467
>Are we also going to ignore that hotels are just shit tier if you're traveling with friends? No, me and my grown ass adult male friends are not going to buy hotel rooms.
What are you trying to say? That you're gay and can't bear to have locked doors separating you from men's asses? Or that you're so fucking poor you can't afford your own rooms?

Saying everything backwards isn't an argument. It just makes you wrong. Travelers with income use hotels. Poorfags and schoolchildren ask to crash at somebody's house. Hotels have more amenities and better service. A group can get as many bedrooms as needed at a hotel instead of having to squeeze into a house that was designed for one family. A large group can stay at the same site instead of having to get different houses scattered in different locations. Hotels have better security, which may not matter to you, but it matters to VIPs. If you're too poor to afford hotel rooms, just accept that instead of going into denial.

[Anonymous No.53697658]

>>53697591
Did Warren and Munger do Ohio like Beavus and Butthead did America?

[Anonymous No.53697659]

>>53697635
All aboard the lolita express!

[Anonymous No.53697662]

>>53697432
>screen for niggers
You used to be able to request a photo ID before booking. They did away with that because blacks got upset and said the photo allowed people to discriminate. I guess you could look for nigger names. As for a mafia hit. They have enough sense to clean up after so you’ll never know unless they bury the body in your basement.
https://archive.thinkprogress.org/airbnb-changes-photo-policy-combat-racial-discrimination-4f71c375553a/

[Anonymous No.53697668]

is biden going to declassify?
i thought the one to do it would be trump

[Anonymous No.53697671]

>>53697639
It's ok, I don't think it's that big of a deal. To be honest if poor people starved to death the tax burden would plummet and new golden era in US history would start.
I just hope US gov doesn't pussy out and give handouts to those people.

[Anonymous No.53697673]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53697678]

>>53697628
>A good hotel is always more expensive than some shitty AirBnB,
No. I can't even begin to describe how much I disagree with this. I am not traveling to the Grand Canyon and staying in a shitty box hotel when I can book an Airbnb miles away from the nationap park with acreage, a tow hitch, and a hot tub and hammocks so I can smoke cigars and drink booze with my friends while looking at the starry night.

Traveling to national parks and enjoying nature + booking Airbnbs go hand in hand from my experience

[Anonymous No.53697683]

>>53697630
Hope they have quality beaner catchers on each car.

[Anonymous No.53697685]

>>53697437
I am a (biologic) male and I have orgasmed through exercise (pull-ups)

[Anonymous No.53697686]

>>53697673
jesus christ that gap down what happened?

[Anonymous No.53697693]

>>53697635
IT WAS ONLY 17 MILES, YOU SON OF A BITCH.

[Anonymous No.53697704]

>>53697693
17.99

[Anonymous No.53697705]

Was there an episode on seinfeld about stocks? man I really want to see an episode on that now.

[Anonymous No.53697707]

>>53697671
yo anon it must suck not being allowed to trade American equities

[Anonymous No.53697711]

>>53697655
I can't believe you got so butthurt that I called people with your mentality poor that you typed out a dozen sentences to try and rationalize that rich vacationers actually spend less money while poorfags spend more money on vacation. Howling

Enjoy your stay at the Marriot with your room sandwiched between a room that has college kids trying ketamine for the first time and another room with a man loudly fucking a prostitute

[Anonymous No.53697714]

>>53697604
Ehhh you are old so you are blowing money like the average boomer. I have more money in my 30s than I ever did when I was younger and I still don't act like a nigger with it. Just get a cheap hostel or hotel and enjoy the experience instead of renting a house and laying around.. it's just a place to sleep/why the fuck would you travel and then not do anything other than stay at a rental house rofl

[Anonymous No.53697722]

>>53697705
there's an episode of friends where Monica tries to capitulate over a wireless landline phone, (.)com crash must have been fun, so many of them absolutely hooked, nothing like today

[Anonymous No.53697729]

KO pre-market earnings... who's got skin in the game? Looks like a solid ramp up today.

Pessimist in me says it dumps, because I've been abused.

[Anonymous No.53697736]

>>53697707
Care to elaborate?

[Anonymous No.53697741]

>>53697722
>episode of Friends

[Anonymous No.53697746]

>>53697729
Yep. And I hope it dumps.

[Anonymous No.53697748]

>>53697704
the rest of the world measures in kilometers. it isn't fair

[Anonymous No.53697753]

>>53697741
Friends was comfy as fuck man. No black people at all. Just a bunch a whites doing white people stuff.

[Anonymous No.53697755]

>>53697714
>I have more money in my 30s than I ever did when I was younger and I still don't act like a nigger with it.
I am engaged and want my parents to enjoy their lives before they get too old to travel.

Do you really think I am being a nigger with my money for spending my discretionary income on an Airbnb so my parents and my fiance can actually stretch their legs after hiking in the Grand Canyon and enjoy a nice hot tub while looking at the stars instead of cheaping out on a hotel?

People who have money and spend it on vacation to make lifetime lasting memories are not niggers

If you just want a place to sleep, a literal enclosure, then it is fine to use a hotel

But people who vacation to places such as national parks or monuments....and suggesting that it would be better to use a hotel...lol

[Anonymous No.53697758]

yeah im thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.53697760]

>>53697741
Seinfeld is also garbage my frogger

[Anonymous No.53697762]

>>53697746
Forgive me anon, I'm a Robinhoodfag.... what am I looking at here? Puts?

[Anonymous No.53697764]

>>53697658
That movie was great.

[Anonymous No.53697765]

>>53697753
what. I know frens, and I doubt that run on tv

[Anonymous No.53697768]

>>53697755
tldr, not your blog

[Anonymous No.53697773]

>>53697736
you just wrote that like a europoor or leaf, i assume your options don't get assigned and you can't play the actual game

[Anonymous No.53697781]

>>53697755
It's extremely niggerish. Hotels can have hot tubs if that's the deal breaker. It's just a fucking bed dude you don't need a house on vacation

[Anonymous No.53697789]

>>53697711
The irony. You typed a lot more sentences, and you're so incredibly butthurt you can't even read. I insulted you for being too poor to afford separate hotel rooms for your gay men, and your response is "try and rationalize that rich vacationers actually spend less money while poorfags spend more money" when I said the opposite. Everything you post is false, and your assumption of having to share rooms with your gay men exposes how much of a butthurt poorfag you are.

[Anonymous No.53697793]

>>53697762
No need to be sorry, only retards use Degiro.
I hold shares and I hope it dumps to $50 so I can DCA. The last number is the total position value.

[Anonymous No.53697800]

Also, if Ohio river gets fucked, I bet AQB looks pretty good now, does'nt it?

[Anonymous No.53697802]

>>53697741
If you had to watch a banal TV show with your girl, you could watch... tits in tight outfits in nearly every white flavor there is, or...

[Anonymous No.53697822]

will bulls or bears get their hearts broken on the valentine's day cpi report?

[Anonymous No.53697829]

>>53697773
I'm europoor indeed and my post was just a shitpost.
Around 80% of my portfolio are long positions on US companies though, so I was confused when you said I can't trade US equities kek

[Anonymous No.53697833]

>>53697822
Yes

[Anonymous No.53697838]

>>53697800
why is it so orange though?

[Anonymous No.53697841]

>>53697705
Kek actually yeah. I think first season. George gets a stock tip and they both buy but Jerry can't handle bagholding when the stock keeps going down. George decides to hodl and it goes flying, right after Jerry capitulates.

[Anonymous No.53697857]

>>53697781
>>53697789
I do not want my family and friends sharing hot tubs with random drug dealers and other shitheads at the hotel. Trying having a wife, kids, or parents you travel with and telling them that you cheap'd out and decided to not get the Airbnb with the hot tubs, hammocks, multiple TV's, multiple couches, and full blown kitchen.

If I was on a shoestring budget for a vacation or on vacation in a large city, I would use a hotel. But for anyone who is vacationing outside of large cities (natural parks, small towns, winery weddings, etc), you have to be serious poorfag to stay in hotels lol

[Anonymous No.53697860]

>>53697800
Reminder

[Anonymous No.53697865]

>>53696405
Everytime I browse blue boards I get horny as fuck when I see all the cropped hentai images. Then I plan on fapping and look up the full images and they are ALWAYS pure fucking shit.
How can I profit of this phenomena?

[Anonymous No.53697867]

>>53697860

[Anonymous No.53697868]

>>53697841
There it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlRKNj5jgv0

[Anonymous No.53697873]

>>53697860
Well, I'm long now

[Anonymous No.53697875]

>>53697857
Spoiling your kids is gonna turn em into trannies. Your parents should be buying their own shit if they wanna be faggots about it and if your wife is "too good" for a hotel then you picked the wrong one to marry

Tldr I'm not buying your airbnb bags faggot

[Anonymous No.53697877]

>>53697865
$metaverse

[Anonymous No.53697879]

>>53697841
>>53697868
One of the few times George wins.

[Anonymous No.53697882]

>>53697865
idk but my warm weather horny cycle started early this year.

[Anonymous No.53697884]

CPI doesn't even matter does it? We are gonna pump either way.

[Anonymous No.53697892]

>>53697802
If you're trying to come across as based, you're wrong. I watch for my own enjoyment not for faggy romance subplots with my "girl"... and Seinfeld was as close to enjoyment as I'm gonna get from a sitcom.

>>53697793
So you want it to drop so you can add on more? That way you get more bang for your buck? I'm a semi-new investor haha... seems like a 'long term bullish' strategy. Why do you do it that way?

[Anonymous No.53697895]

>>53697591
I thought it was NSC that nuked Ohio, it was UNP?

[Anonymous No.53697900]

>>53696519
i wonder where is he from though

[Anonymous No.53697904]

>>53697630
I prefer UohhhhhNP

[Anonymous No.53697905]

Do you think they're not helping the Ohio area because the city where the accident happened is called Palestine?

[Anonymous No.53697907]

>there's a cute coworker thats about 5 years younger than me
>seems nice and friendly
>doesn't act too creeped out or ignores me when we're alone
>other coworkers take that as a sign that she likes me and want me to make a move
>brush it off because from past experience she's just being nice and defnitely not flirting
>rumor is that she recently broke up with another coworker
>"even more reason to ask her out"
>now i'm starting to think about her more and feeling attracted
>conflicted with not wanting to make a move but for some reason catching feelings for her

closed my TSLA puts at a 80% loss, at this point theta will just eat away at the puts even if it drops 20%, its probably going to dump now. you're welcome

[Anonymous No.53697911]

>>53697900
only texas in his mind

[Anonymous No.53697915]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-02-13/amazon-tried-to-coerce-nyc-staff-with-subpoenas-us-labor-board-officials-say

https://www.reuters.com/technology/amazon-ceo-doubles-down-grocery-store-business-ft-2023-02-13/

weird mix of bullish and bearish news for AMZN

[Anonymous No.53697916]

>>53697865
Unironically AI and interactive porn. That'll be semiconductors, tech, and data center reits

[Anonymous No.53697921]

>>53697875
I dont care about ABNB stock and its probably a shitty valuation anyways.

I am genuinely laughing out loud at how obvious it is that you're slowly realizing you're a poorfag because anyone with actual spending money is going to just pay for a nice vacation home with amenities.

It shouldn't be that difficult to grasp that rental homes are superior to hotels in every way if you have the money to pay the extra premium

[Anonymous No.53697922]

>>53697857
You're cooking yourself in a kitchen on vacation instead of going to restaurants, like the poorfag that you are. You're still sharing the airbnb hot tubs with whatever random shitheads rented it before. Hotels have multiple TVs, multiple couches, multiple rooms. You're too poor to afford hotels, so you're butthurt.

[Anonymous No.53697925]

>>53697705
subplot of Curb "reunion" episode has George losing all his money with Madoff


>...MADOFF!!!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pci_7o6cCbM

[Anonymous No.53697929]

You guys think the excessive pump today is a bad sign for CPI tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.53697930]

>>53697892
Yeah, I hold stocks like KO / PEP long. Any drops in those are temporary as they keep adding new products and investing in new markets. They would need an acutal huge fuck up to shake up investors' confidence.

[Anonymous No.53697949]

>>53697929
well, the same thing happened for the FOMC meeting. market started climbing, then Powell said something bearish in a dovish way so the market called his bluff and pumped higher. CPI will get reported but twisted in a way that the market will continue to pump

[Anonymous No.53697952]

>>53697865
Set up a porn site with an image search tool, put ads on it, and post cropped pictures on blue boards.

[Anonymous No.53697954]

>>53697915
man needs shelter, food, and water to survive, good hedge against the main model of selling shit people don't need is to buy up some grocers. whole foods fucking sucks now though

[Anonymous No.53697961]

>>53697865
...you got all that from sharks and faggot dolphins?

[Anonymous No.53697964]

>>53697857
Using Airbnb is peak Cattle
Hotels are shit as well, but at least they have standards and protocols.

[Anonymous No.53697966]

>>53697921
>TV
I don't watch TV at home and I'm definitely not watching it on vacation
>couches
Wtf?
>kitchen
I'm not cooking on vacation

All the perks you described are fucking retarded. Enjoy your $1500 airbnb bill to watch TV near a park.. Holy fuck I can get round trip to SEA and impregnate like 4 girls, eat out every meal and party for a month for less

[Anonymous No.53697968]

>>53697905
Damn, I didn't make it into the image
oh well

[Anonymous No.53697975]

>>53697929
This is very much short covering at work here. Tomorrow is going to be bloody.

[Anonymous No.53697977]

>>53697822
HAPPENING ST. VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE. (((THEY))) ARE GOING TO MURDER EITHER BOBO OR MUMU, POSSIBLY BOTH.

[Anonymous No.53697985]

>>53697930
>up $17.14 in the last 5 years

Not a bad play, anon. I'm too impatient. Best of luck to you.

[Anonymous No.53697997]

>>53697977
>(((THEY)))
But we will all know who it really was.

[Anonymous No.53698001]

We're famous!

[Anonymous No.53698002]

>>53697922
>Hotels have multiple TVs, multiple couches, multiple rooms.
Only in big cities, is my point. If I am going to stay in down town Los Angeles, i will stay in a nice hotel around DTLA. If I want to visit the beaches? I will get an Airbnb by the beach.

What do you don't understand , because you are a poorfag who has only traveled on poorfag budgets, is that you cannot get hotels with amenities and recreational things (lounging areas, grill and chill areas) in 90%.

If you actually had money to spend on vacations you wouldn't naively think that you can get multiple TV's, couches, rooms, if you were traveling to say, Zion National Park. You have to be some poor hick who has never left his home state if you unironically think hotels with that many rooms exist outside of niche metro area markets

[FRESH No.53698004]

>>53697965
>>53697965
>>53697965

[Anonymous No.53698005]

>>53697954
That got me curious; do you guys think that Amazon will drop a bunch of shit and just move on to actual profitable strats like groceries in the future? I heard some of their branches like Twitch and Alexa were never that profitable and keeps bleeding out too much money. I could see AMZN being purely a grocery business in a few years. Even AWS is having trouble iirc.

[Anonymous No.53698007]

>>53697985
Thanks, and good luck to you too.

[Anonymous No.53698014]

>>53697892
You watch TV at your age?
>>53697905
Honestly, pettiness is not something I think of Talmudists being above. At all. But there's nothing to be done, and really, it's not as bad as everyone says, assuming it was just vinyl chloride.
>omg my chickens
not gonna lie the cost of eggs is sick. but we'll replace the chickens.

[Anonymous No.53698032]

>>53697929
Yes, but that doesn't stop them from pumping again either. OpEx is another target this week, and they're going to report CPI numbers 0.2 lower than the real numbers.

[Anonymous No.53698349]

>>53698002
The irony. Projection at its finest.
>You have to be some poor hick who has never left his home state if you unironically think hotels with that many rooms exist outside of niche metro area markets
Do you even know what a hotel is? Did you spend the whole thread writing massive rants while misusing the word out of ignorance?

Zion National Park: https://travel.usnews.com/Hotels/Zion_National_Park_UT/
Cliffrose Springdale, Curio Collection by Hilton suite pictures show two couches in the same room, and a room with a kitchen and a couch, if you really need that combination.
Springhill Suites by Marriott also shows a kitchen in pictures. Didn't see the room count, but the default date for the search had 5 king suites open, which is plenty for a family, and that's king suites, not total rooms.
Desert Pearl Inn has 73 rooms. The picture is one of these, with a couch visible.

I could continue with the long list of hotels that you claim don't exist, but you said you were allergic to posts with as many sentences as yours.

[Anonymous No.53698364]

>>53698349
2 couches.

[Anonymous No.53698391]

>>53698364
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.53698396]

>>53698002
Microwave and edge of a couch in a suite at Zion National Park. According to you, only poor hicks who never left their state think this exist. Must have been photoshopped.

[Anonymous No.53698433]

>>53698349
>>53698364
>>53698396

Howling with laughter.

How much are these specific hotel rooms per night? I mean the ones with multiple room, tons And what amenities do they have?

You are mind numbingly stupid if you think people are going to pay for these suites with two couches , two TV's, and no other amenities in Zion national park.

You're grasping at straws here Lmao.

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/49499450?source_impression_id=p3_1676333803_oPBe3Pky83e33ENM

This is what $250ish / night gets you in Zion, among many other choices.

Now please tell me the amenities and rates for these hotels, and compare it to the amenities and rates at this Airbnb in Zion

Again, I know you're trying really hard but you cannot actually be serious

>Desert Pearl Inn

You have actually never stayed in a shitty multi-suite hotel, have you?

[Anonymous No.53698509]

>>53698433
You claimed they don't exist. You said
>poorfag who has only traveled on poorfag budgets, is that you cannot get hotels with amenities and recreational things (lounging areas, grill and chill areas) in 90%
You said
>If you actually had money to spend on vacations you wouldn't naively think that you can get multiple TV's, couches, rooms, if you were traveling to say, Zion National Park. You have to be some poor hick who has never left his home state if you unironically think hotels with that many rooms exist outside of niche metro area markets

Now you're crying because you're too poor to afford them. You really were projecting. You can't afford them, so you try to deny their existence. You've also gotten so upset you've reverted to redditspacing. Hardly surprising such a butthurt projecting poorfag would turn out to be from there.

[Anonymous No.53698521]

>>53697884
Most certainly, yes. Especially since inflation will probably be down. Core inflation flat, but they won't care.

[Anonymous No.53698556]

>>53698509
Why the fuck would anyone pay for a multi-room hotel in Zion national park if they can get a far better experience with 10x more amenities in an Airbnb? You are too braindead to even grasp that the point you think you're making is actually demonstrating why hotels are absolute shit with no amenities.

You think a microwave is an...amenity? This just reeks of sheltered poverty

[Anonymous No.53698631]

>>53698556
You're crying about how much they cost. You're the one who called a microwave an amenity. You posted the microwave in >>53697344. I gave you exactly what you asked for, and you're crying about how you can't afford it while saying "sheltered poverty." All of your complaints are about yourself.

[Anonymous No.53698668]

>>53698631
>You're crying about how much they cost.
You don't speak English so good, do you? Anyways, tell me again, would you rather pay for link related — https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/16736237?adults=3&children=0&infants=0&pets=0&check_in=2023-02-14&check_out=2023-02-20&source_impression_id=p3_1676335686_%2FC8no%2FwKIvxn0qas — in Zion or the depressing dogshit at the Methamphetamine Oasis Inn you posted which has a couch, a microwave, and a noose as amenities

[Sage No.53698700]

>>53697566
…that’s an eclipse, a firebird and a ranger

[Anonymous No.53698760]

>>53698668
see >>53698631
After you spent all this time calling people poor and saying "The whole point of traveling is to spend money" you're crying about how much it costs.

[Anonymous No.53698805]

>>53698760
Do you not realize that I'm making fun of you for posting >>53698396 >>53698349 these pictures and thinking that it comes anywhere close to the amount of luxury, opulence, space, and number of recreational activities as any of the Airbnbs I posted?

You are do dogshit retarded that I have to spell this out for you. Christ

[Anonymous No.53698856]

>>53698805
I told you I copied your own standards from >>53697344. You call that student housing tier airbnb "luxury, opulence." You're making fun of yourself. Like I said, all of your complaints are about yourself.

[Anonymous No.53698881]

>>53698856
>You call that student housing tier airbnb "luxury, opulence."
Please just admit that you have never been wealthy enough to actually be able to afford an Airbnb and have to use the Holiday Inn

[Anonymous No.53698903]

>>53698881
Airbnb is cheaper. Just admit you use it to save money, and stop projecting.