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[Anonymous No.53687387]

>spend $120 on Tinder Premium for a year
>spend $60+ on boosts a day
>spend $300+ on superlikes a month
>0 matches besides bots
Why live?

[Anonymous No.53687394]

have sex without paying

[Anonymous No.53687396]

try not being ugly

[Anonymous No.53687399]

>paying for sex

[Anonymous No.53687402]

LITERALLY
just jack off

holy shit guys porn is free

[Anonymous No.53687410]

>>53687387
this thread is now lock. only low IQ can continue to post

[Anonymous No.53687414]

spend 250 on a hooker
150 on coke
10 on condoms
already $80 bux up

[Anonymous No.53687433]

>>53687394
>>53687396
How
>>53687399
I don’t pay for see
>>53687402
Porn is disgusting
>>53687414
No

[Anonymous No.53687445]

>>53687433
>paying tinder to get whores is ok but porn is where I draw the line
kek

[Anonymous No.53687450]

>>53687433
>paying for tinder
>not paying for sex
dude just find girls with low self-esteem in other corners of the internet if you want companionship. dating apps are for normies to have sex.

[Anonymous No.53687460]

>>53687433
>>53687445
I'm fucking dying right now
how delusional can OP be

[Anonymous No.53687463]

>>53687387
>tinder
try another app. Tinder is just complete normie tier and i'm guessing you are not chad

[Anonymous No.53687468]

>>53687450
if this post is made using the same ip as mine I swear I'm punching my bf

[Anonymous No.53687476]

>>53687450
you nigger
im coming

[Anonymous No.53687488]

>>53687450
>>53687476
gay

[Anonymous No.53687489]

>>53687460
I am simply looking for a woman that will go on cute walks with me and maybe sometimes sit on me without sex. It’s not inappropriate and I am trying to just let a girl piss in my bathroom from time to time. I wouldn’t even watch her. I’m a gentleman. It’s all about having a safety net and a place to go. I am a crypto millionaire, well almost. I sold $800,000 worth of ETH in 2021 and I hold a nice job doing customer service for a health insurance company and I could take care of a lady and put her to sleep and kiss her goodnight and just let her sit on me, I wouldn’t even ask her for sex.

[Anonymous No.53687496]

>>53687450
>>53687468
>>53687476
I would like a relationship like this! Except with more cute walks and no heavy arguments about black people.

[Anonymous No.53687497]

at least when you pay for a hooker the money you're spending actually goes to the woman you're having sex with. you're still paying for sex with tinder its just that the woman herself doesn't get any of the money.

[Anonymous No.53687499]

There are a couple drugs that make u extroverted enough to rizz up every woman in every 10 meter radius and have tons of sex for free lol

[Anonymous No.53687506]

>>53687489
My brother in Christ
you are not going to find a woman like that

on Tinder

[Anonymous No.53687510]

>>53687497
I would not ask for sex. Maybe she can sit on me(or my face!) but I would not ask for sex!
>>53687499
I do not want to ask any girl for sex! I do not like drugs. >.<

[Anonymous No.53687533]

wtf is this thread

[Anonymous No.53687534]

literally rent a yacht for $10-20k/month
put it on tinder in Barcelona or Ibiza
bang model looking chicks

[Anonymous No.53687537]

>>53687510
U WILL take the drug pill, try microdosing shrooms, chewing cocoa leaves, anabolic roids,have your first mdma session, I was like you bro I was to scared but some drugs can completely change u into a Gigachad permanently lol

[Anonymous No.53687543]

>>53687534
What if I just upload a photo of myself with a boat. Right now, my selfies are just of my face very close-up.

[Anonymous No.53687547]

>>53687489
>kiss her goodnight
>won't even ask for sex

a tinder girl will only agree to go out with you if you look good and wants to fuck. They're not gonna waste their time otherwise.

[Anonymous No.53687555]

>>53687547
I believe otherwise *_*

[Anonymous No.53687562]

>>53687555
i can't believe someone posting on this board is this delusional
dude, you need to go to a church to find a woman like this, not fucking Tinder

Women are just as fucked as men

[Anonymous No.53687563]

>>53687543
should work, make sure to include something cocky in your bio like "yacht dates only, swipe right if u dont have STDs"
https://www.reddit.com/r/IShouldBuyABoat/new/

[Anonymous No.53687578]

Damn I didn’t read the fact op wants a wholesome girl well location Matters if your in america that’s not gonna happen unless you start flexing your wealth hard as fuck, I really suggest just moving to Japan lol theirs tons of them that would appreciate you doing all that, in america these dumb bitches will think your too soft

[Anonymous No.53687579]

>>53687510
>using emojis
>that tonality
holy shit r u a tranny, no wonder you aren't getting laid or any dates you talk like a fucking bottom, that type of talking can land you a gay male but you're not touching a women with a 10 foot pole.
But then again you're apparently crypto rich
>>53687450
sorry, you should've sold FTM when it was up, I'm leaving you for the tranny millionaire

[Anonymous No.53687588]

>>53687579
@_@ wow fuck you!
;) fine I’ll fuck a girl
tonight!

[Anonymous No.53687593]

>>53687387
Seems like an investment in a meal kit provider and a gym/pool pass would be much better than all that garbage you are doing.

Work on yourself for 6 months and get a fucking haircut, some decent clothes and learn to talk to people like a normal human.

[Anonymous No.53687609]

>>53687593
I admit I’m a bit chubby XD
Maybe I should do 1000 calories a day
I should be ripped by summer ^_^

[Anonymous No.53687627]

>>53687609
Kek

[Anonymous No.53687630]

>>53687609
>1000 calories
>ill be ripped
No, you wont. Subtract 300 calories from your TDEE, lift weights 3x a week, and eat 1g protein per lb of body weight. Itll take 12 months to get a decent body minimum, longer if you're fat.
With the way you talk you're probably not going to get very far though. Who tf talks like >>53687588
You have something seriously wrong with you.

[Anonymous No.53687635]

>>53687630
>:( you are a fucking ASS

[Anonymous No.53687654]

>$10 for gas
>$20 for a movie
>$20 for snacks
>$40 for dinner
>maybe get to 1st base
>$100 repeat
>maybe get to 2nd base
>$100 repeat
>maybe get to 3rd base
>maybe start long term relationship
>get engaged
>$10,000 engagement ring
>$40,000 wedding
>$300,000 she wants a house
>$100,000 she wants kids
>$500,000 she wants a divorce
>$250,000 alimony and child support
>Total: $1,200,300

or you could just watch porn and get a dog

[Anonymous No.53687660]

>>53687635
no, my boyfriend is fucking my ass

[Anonymous No.53687663]

Sorry guys
Things took a turn for the worst
I just fucked someone’s butt

[Anonymous No.53687665]

>>53687609
>^_^
Fucking krauts

[Anonymous No.53687666]

>>53687663
Fucking legend
I knew you were trolling the whole time I swear

[Anonymous No.53687673]

>>53687663
what was his name?

[Anonymous No.53687677]

>>53687663
LMAO YOU MADLAD

[Anonymous No.53687687]

>>53687663
>this much work for a troll thread
I’ll admit I kekked

[Anonymous No.53687688]

>>53687387
1) Tinder is a scam, Hinge will get you way more pussy.
2) If you're willing to pay for hotter women then Seeking is what you're looking for.

[Anonymous No.53687690]

>>53687387
Why spend anything at all, even you you get a date out of it, it would feel like shit that you had to spend money to get the attention of a woman

[Anonymous No.53687702]

Kek, I don't even pay for this shit app and I've gotten 300+ matches since December when I downloaded it. 99+ likes but im not giving the jews money to see more of what I can have for free. These whores even message me first. Face it. Us Chads have you beat in every single aspect of life.

[Anonymous No.53687710]

>>53687702
Most of those are bots, nigger

[Anonymous No.53687735]

>>53687710
>Cope
You do realize once you match you can meet them, right?

[Anonymous No.53687750]

>>53687506
You can find a girl like that in church, but only if you become a talented rapper like this guy:
https://youtu.be/F74zwVO9JaU

[Anonymous No.53687778]

>>53687543
post profile, well help you

[Anonymous No.53687786]

>>53687510
>I would not ask for sex.
what do you think tinder is?
every time you message a woman on tinder you're asking for sex

[Anonymous No.53687801]

she knows he's asking for sex. he knows hes asking for sex. he knows she knows that he knows hes asking for sex. to pretend otherwise frankly makes you a bit creepy. but at the same time you can't be too direct about it unless you're chad then it doesnt matter what you say it will end in sex

[Anonymous No.53688655]

>>53687702
lmao Asian whores dont count
im brown and use it in Africa and get like 10-20 matches per day from black chicks

[Anonymous No.53689239]

Be very careful Tinder is a place to spread the herp and HIV. Their matches are always the same type of guy. He always shows up claiming he has no problem getting a date. Rarely does he ever have anything special about him. Even more rare for him to even afford the date

[Anonymous No.53689247]

>>53687387
>change preference settings to men
>get 100 matches in an hour

[Anonymous No.53689271]

I honestly think i could coach virgins here on how to get laid/talk to girls etc. I'm not rich or extremely handsome but it's not that hard

[Anonymous No.53689524]

>>53687402
there is no use. they are npcs who despite knowing full well that they are just average guys still yearn for validation from the other gender and are ready to make all kinds of horrible decision in the process

[Anonymous No.53690433]

>>53687414
>hookers
does anyone in the USA actually do this meme? i've never fucked a hooker but i have looked them up on backpages-like websites. i live in a very large city (philly) and they're all fucking disgusting looking, unless you pay like $2-5k to fly in a high end whore.

[Anonymous No.53690457]

>>53690433
You will have to drive up to NYC for a night if you want something good there is nothing but ratchet hoes in the Philly market. You can get something really good for 500 or so an hour, don’t pay more than 800. Don’t use backpage it’s shit and for crackwhores my favorite sites are tryst and eros. Make sure you read her reviews on the erotic review dot com first and be willing to give out personal information to get verified as most girls will not see first timers without references or the ability to background check you. Happy to answer any more questions

[Anonymous No.53690468]

>>53687387
Use hinge dummy. It’s much better.

[Anonymous No.53690470]

>>53690457
>$500-800/hr
i make decent money but that's ridiculous. lmao. i'd rather fly to amsterdam or whatever and go on a whore binge.

[Anonymous No.53690493]

>>53687387
wow people actually do this?
I guess somewhere, someone's gotta pay for all the stuff I get for free

[Anonymous No.53690500]

>>53690470
It’s quality over quantity for me. Sure I could spend 200 for some Hispanic or Eastern European human trafficked whore, and I have before, just at this time I only go for white American college girl/ instagram model types and they’re a little more expensive but a much better experience to me. If you’re just looking to get laid there’s tons of cheap whores out there

[Anonymous No.53690538]

Invest in a gym membership & a dog

[Anonymous No.53690613]

>>53687387
>he thinks the founder of Tinder is Cupido
Just don't play their shitty game. It's rigged against you Designed to take money from desperate suckers.

Girls just need to walk outside and men will try to get their attention, honking their cars, giving compliments, give special treatments.
If a girl wants sex, she will get it. Tons of men who would voluntueer.

[Anonymous No.53690659]

>>53687489
How are you faggots this stupid and naive?

[Anonymous No.53690670]

>>53687387
Jesus you are truly pathetic
I'm ugly and short and I fucked plenty of women on tinder

[Anonymous No.53690672]

>>53690659
autism + raised by a single mother, unironically.

[Anonymous No.53690687]

>>53687588
You sound like the kind of faggot who would give up a million dollars to be with a girl. Where do you live, I can organise such a girl for you.

[Anonymous No.53690697]

>>53687387
This proves that there’s no amount of money that can compensate for appearance. Sorry bro.

[Anonymous No.53691327]

>>53687387
>>53687387
>>53687387

You got to optimize brother.

>first cut down your Tinder spending by like 90%
>use boosts right after dinner time. Girls swipe when they are bored, which is after dinner.
>use super likes only when she's set her filters to not include you (you're far away, too old/young for her etc.) or if she's very special to you and you want to increase your odds for being seen a little.

Tinder punishes you hard if you overspend, they know you're a gullible whale. But spending just a little here and there actually works well for the algo.

Always remember your main problem on Tinder is visibility.
>For every 1 girl there's 8 dudes
>Dudes swipe for an hour, until they run out perhaps
>Girls swipe for 15 minutes or so, and stop swiping because they suddenly have 10 matches talking to them

If you're not on top of the card deck when she starts swiping, you're fucked. You get there by being attractive OR paying for it.
Also most girls are generally overwhelmed very quickly and uninstall after like 2 weeks, so you got to get in there fast and close the deal and meet up. Before tens of other horny dudes blow up her phone and she ragequits the app until she feels bored or has a need for validation again a couple months later.

[Anonymous No.53691439]

>>53687387
Lie about your income.

[Anonymous No.53691453]

>>53687387
Bro Tinder is the worst app ever invented. Turned tons of women into roasties over night and all thats left on the app is bots and the occasional bored girl who deletes after 2 hours.

[Anonymous No.53691467]

>>53690433
I used to f*** with them when I was in the military by saying that they would enjoy it more than me so they should pay me. They were fun to kind of f*** around with conversation wise but I couldn't ever imagine sticking my dick in one.

[Anonymous No.53691585]

>>53687387
Tinder only makes sense for chad lites and up, sorry anon but based on the info you provided I’m afraid you’re a sub 5. Your time and money is better spent in Thailand, Philippines or South America.

[Anonymous No.53691590]

>>53691467
>censoring fuck
Either say it or don't say it you faggot.

[Anonymous No.53692030]

>>53687489
>wouldn't even ask for sex
women love sex you idiot millionaire.

[Anonymous No.53692082]

>>53687387
Take a hint you fucking idiot. You're ugly and there's nothing you can do about it. Not even paying for a dating site will give u pussy if the girls think you're ugly

[Anonymous No.53692406]

>>53687534
Man that's pretty brilliant. I thought i didn't have need for money but i totally want to do that, just for the novelty of it. I wonder what kind of girls i could get.

[Anonymous No.53693186]

>>53687537
Phenibut as well for social skills gainz