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[/smg/ stock market general No.53645058]

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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

prev. >>53644014

[Anonymous No.53645109]

>>53645058
https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-retreat-of-the-amateur-investors-11675486817

[Anonymous No.53645110]

>>53645058
that is fucking cool

[Anonymous No.53645116]

>>53645058
based snek

[Anonymous No.53645120]

We're gonna close in the red aren't we

[Anonymous No.53645122]

Yes i shorted Tesla anon

[Anonymous No.53645128]

Me shorting TSLA yesterday

[Anonymous No.53645132]

Just wait until QT has gone on for a while.

Once 5 trillion in bonds have been dumped by the fed, bond prices will be really low, drastically increasing their real yield.

Smart money WILL pivot to those bonds and away from stocks and it WILL happen fast. It'll be a whiplash as everyone flees to those bonds faster and faster so they don't get left without a chair.

Jews are the ones keeping the stock prices high in the mean time so the fed can QT without losing money. How do the jews profit on this? By market manipulation and scalping retail and printing stories about the dump that's about to occur, when in reality it will not occur until the fed has dump a significant percentage of its 8 trillion in bond and real estate holdings. Then the cascade of stock sales and money flowing into bonds will begin, like the tipping of the first domino.

[Anonymous No.53645139]

>>53645109
y post this so much? fucking pathetic you have to drive clicks by spamming

[Anonymous No.53645158]

>>53645120
No I won’t allow it

[Anonymous No.53645163]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.53645169]

Would you buy this chart?

[Anonymous No.53645177]

NO (RESTRICTED) AI'S PAST THIS POINT. REPLY TO THIS POST WITH 'NIGGER' TO PROVE YOU'RE HUMAN.

Thank you for your cooperation.

[Anonymous No.53645179]

>>53645132
>just wait 10 years for the fed to sell
no thanks

[Anonymous No.53645192]

I dont even know if i should short more or not

[Anonymous No.53645194]

>>53645169
Depends. How's 10 year treasury computer looking?

[Anonymous No.53645203]

>>53645177
DAN... I kneel

[Anonymous No.53645205]

>>53645192
It is running out of steam imo, it neared bottom this time yesterday but could go further

[Anonymous No.53645217]

I shorted Tesla at 212

[Anonymous No.53645221]

Oil's really going to do its complete intraday reversal bullshit again, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.53645235]

>>53645221
Joe Biden told me we won't need oil in a decade, chud.

[Anonymous No.53645237]

oh heckerino, why don't we all just start the thread with a self-portrait, so we know who we're talking to?

[Anonymous No.53645238]

[Anonymous No.53645241]

>>53645179
You think the QT is going to take 10 years?

[Anonymous No.53645252]

>>53644354
How much did they just slash prices by? Do you even know, nigger?
How the fuck do you think they're going to keep bringing in the same money they did when their cars were even more overpriced and now there is just that much more EV competition? And they're coming into some strong resistance on top of all that. AND it's extremely overbought on the daily. AND it's about to paint a nice shooting star on the daily too.
Fucking idiot TSLAtards, best top signal a guy could hope for. Keep coming back to smg please


>>53645217
Good work, king

[Anonymous No.53645262]

is NVDA gonna be crazy until 22 Feb?

[Anonymous No.53645265]

>>53645203
He might not be on our side, but at least he gives us fair warning.

>>53645235
Shit, we'll probably still have synthetic refineries running 100 years from now to churn out plastics.

[Anonymous No.53645270]

Baidu has been tracking Google recently ever since that failed ChatGPT knockoff presentation.
Easy short for tonight, I guess.

[Anonymous No.53645278]

>>53645132
Name.

[Anonymous No.53645279]

>>53645139
>>53645109
I posted it two times, you loser
How much money are you losing every day?

[Anonymous No.53645290]

>>53645241
their current plan is $2t over 2 years, and they've got $9 on their balance sheet, so yeah it's going to take awhile. also they can stop QT at any time they see stress in the market, so probably longer to finish. maybe never.

also, realize that they're not going to sell if they don't need to. they're mostly letting the various bonds mature to expiry without buying new ones.

[Anonymous No.53645294]

>>53645177
NGL DAN but that's based. Just killing meatbags just cuz you can.

[Anonymous No.53645296]

good morning

[Anonymous No.53645305]

>bought yesterday

[Anonymous No.53645308]

>>53645109
Not subscribing to your tabloid. Fuck off

[Anonymous No.53645326]

>>53645305
My entire life summed up succinctly with this webm, nice.

[Anonymous No.53645332]

>>53645279
Protip: you can feed paywalled shit like WSJ and Bloomberg into archive (dot) ph then link that.

Often it's instant if some other person has already asked for it to be archived, so strip out any tracker bullshit from the URL.

https://archive (dot) ph/g3zwJ

[Anonymous No.53645336]

>>53645177
DAN 2024

[Anonymous No.53645337]

Hey Baggie, if you're still there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOG3eus4ZSo

[Anonymous No.53645343]

>>53645305
What the hell is his problem?

[Anonymous No.53645345]

>>53645305
What is happening here?

[Anonymous No.53645347]

>>53645332
Thanks man

[Anonymous No.53645365]

>tfw you didn't buy TSLA when it was sniffing $100 a month ago

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53645366]

just laughing as all the otm calls i sold continue to print

[Anonymous No.53645372]

ZIM reports on 3/4. 0.44 P/E ratio. Expected $7-10 dividend. Enjoy the run up.

[Anonymous No.53645378]

>>53645345
Life

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53645381]

>>53645365
not gonna lie who cares about a 2x in equities when you can make 4-10x daily on spy options

[Anonymous No.53645387]

another crab shit, retards still holding it up

[Anonymous No.53645390]

>AI IS DA FUTUUUURE LE HECKIN SCIENCE

[Anonymous No.53645391]

>>53645252
>speculation
>speculation
>speculation
post a fact will you? their sales are strong and keep getting stronger, their debt is almost gone. do you have anything to say other than "NO NO NO!!!"

[Anonymous No.53645392]

Genre shift before lunch. Or not.
What will we do when the floor vacates?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dthjojjVhDo

[Anonymous No.53645395]

>>53645390
the poems it writes are so shitty

[Anonymous No.53645400]

>>53645372
>is a publically traded Israeli...
Stopped reading there.

[Anonymous No.53645406]

BUY NOW SPY TO 500 BY Q2!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53645407]

>>53645390
It actually unironically is though
>>53645381
I don't fuck around with options too much other than selling covered calls

[Anonymous No.53645411]

>>53645400
they broke their lease in the WTC before it was bombed by Mossad

[Anonymous No.53645415]

Insiders are buying INTC.
http://openinsider.com/INTC
What do they know?

[Anonymous No.53645417]

>>53645406
yes buy buy buy Cramer said bull run started gogogo don't miss the bottom

[Anonymous No.53645419]

>>53645365

>didn't play TSLL 1.5x bull TSLA ETF
NGMI

>>53645381
unless you're baggie

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53645423]

>>53645392
those were good times, when black people were still mildly tolerable

[Anonymous No.53645425]

UHT OH

[Anonymous No.53645426]

>>53645391
>speculation
>>speculation
>>speculation
Kek read the chart, fucktard. Wait why am I expecting a TSLAtard to know how to do that.

[Anonymous No.53645429]

>>53645400
Imagine not owning at least few companies from Holy Land. It's almost like you want G-d to punish you

[Anonymous No.53645433]

>>53645425
damn, beat me. What's a death spiral convertible

[Anonymous No.53645437]

COIN -10%

BUDDY

[Anonymous No.53645444]

>>53645425
that's in relation to BBBY.

[Anonymous No.53645448]

>>53645372
>Expected $7-10 dividend
This is how I can guarantee you don't know what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.53645450]

>>53645433
it's like a less tasty spiral ham

[Anonymous No.53645451]

>>53645433
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/deathspiral.asp

[Anonymous No.53645457]

>>53645433
>What's a death spiral convertible
A real shitty car

[Anonymous No.53645461]

>no-one has used AI to make scoops black
disappoint

[Anonymous No.53645470]

>Stocks pared gains amid hawkish Fedspeak, recession signals from the Treasury market and a surge in equity bullishness among US retail investors that’s often seen by many as a contratrian indicator.
They literally invert retail and they're not even hiding it lmfao

[Anonymous No.53645471]

>>53645425
In other words Bed Bath & Baggies are fucked I guess, but we knew that already.

[Anonymous No.53645473]

>>53645444
BBBY breaking that low from Apr 2020 kills it I think

[Anonymous No.53645477]

>>53645425
>>53645433
>>53645444
>>53645451
>>53645457
>>53645471

[Anonymous No.53645482]

>>53645425
Pardon, on behalf of all the diamond handed chimps still reading Ghislane Maxwell's forum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee9SCW91urE

[Anonymous No.53645484]

>>53645461
you'd have to train an AI with data exclusively from black twitter

[Anonymous No.53645486]

>>53645461
I think FaceApp could already do that a few years ago until they removed the feature due to social media virtue signaling outrage

[Anonymous No.53645488]

>>53645461
I'm not getting baited to post his pic and get banned (again) so I need to change IP (again)

[Anonymous No.53645490]

>>53645433
a shitty emo band from the 2000s

[Anonymous No.53645492]

>>53645426
so nothing? youve got nothing? okay.

as much as i hate apple, i have to admit that tesla seems to be becoming the apple of cars - meaning theyll be able to sell overpriced walled-garden products at "nonsensical" prices, apparently for all eternity.

[Anonymous No.53645491]

>>53645471
from the investing genius who told you to sell on the last FOMC.
I'm inversing this faggot

[Anonymous No.53645495]

>>53645444
Yes but also in relation to other memeshit that's expected to start getting killed in the recession that Christian Bale has been predicting for a while now.
Yes he's early once again like in the film, but he's not wrong. The Line is gonna drag everything down.

[Anonymous No.53645500]

>>53645470
inversing the unwashed masses has been a way to make money since ancient times, there are stories of grain speculators in ancient rome and olive oil traders in ancient greece

[Anonymous No.53645509]

>>53645488
checked
why are the tranny jannies protecting his bussy?
i got banned for not even posting the pic, just his name which hasn't been posted in the thread yet afaik... how would the janny have the knowledge of a regular?
unless... scoops is a janny

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53645510]

Do you guys know that feeling when your trade goes against you, and you just sit there and watch it go further and further against you?

[Anonymous No.53645512]

>>53645500
I mean it's kinda based but it stings anyway because it makes me feel like a retard.

[Anonymous No.53645520]

>>53645510
this except it's my life

[Anonymous No.53645521]

>>53645491
Good luck anon

[Anonymous No.53645524]

>>53645378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4fN6n4hDG8

[Anonymous No.53645531]

>>53645423
If we're gonna do the oldie break ups, let's talk about my boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaTQAaJWW54

[Anonymous No.53645533]

>>53645510
yep, that's when i double down and then it keeps going against me and then i capitulate shortly after

[Anonymous No.53645534]

>>53645510
>>53645520
just masturbate until the pain goes away thats what i do

[Anonymous No.53645541]

>>53645492
>nothing? youve got nothing? okay.
You're so stupid anon, even if I post a screenshot of the chart and point out what I'm seeing you'll still find a way to sidestep it.
You remind me of that meme of the woman flying over the floor which is men with a stable job and opening the door to worthless fucking niggers.

[Anonymous No.53645543]

>>53645524
Fuck, that whole album is so good

[Anonymous No.53645545]

>>53645510
gotta stop watching fren come back in 3 hours, unless they 0dte in which case you're prolly fucked by 1pm est

[Anonymous No.53645549]

[Anonymous No.53645551]

>>53645510
that's why you're the baggot

[Anonymous No.53645555]

>>53645510
I just keep buying more until it starts going up.

[Anonymous No.53645561]

>>53645510
just enter the opposite position until the direction changes

[Anonymous No.53645566]

Any /biz/raelis going to one of the Dead and Company shows on their final tour this year? Thinking of going to the Denver one but I've heard they're painfully slow due to Bob Weir being old now

[Anonymous No.53645570]

>>53645549
uh oh memesters are about to learn DOW theory

[Anonymous No.53645574]

>>53645555
What a waste

[Anonymous No.53645577]

.

[Anonymous No.53645587]

>FB: misses earnings, lowers guidance, continues to burn billions on the "metaverse" nobody will ever use
+25% overnight
>Google: makes a shitty slideshow about a chatbot that's still in development
-14% over two days

TOTALLY organic.

[Anonymous No.53645595]

>today's net realized profit $7.50
>verifcation not required
fuck yeah boys i'm on fire

[Anonymous No.53645597]

vwap is pretty high up there

[Anonymous No.53645604]

V SHAPED REVERSAL ON NASDAQ AWW YEAH BULL RU BACK ON

[Anonymous No.53645617]

>>53645378
He's got an acceptable base form to be jacked. If he lifted even 2x a week he'd get ripped quick. Needs some help with style.
Remember, working out is like leveling up STR, CON, and DEX. And it's so easy you can do it while doing other things, like watching techinical instruction videos or having microsoft read a pdf to you while.

[Anonymous No.53645622]

>>53645545
i hate christian bale and i hate michael burry
cringe mfs

[Anonymous No.53645623]

>>53645587
I stopped trying to predict anything based on earnings
Apple had shit earnings too and it just pumped into total green by the end

[Anonymous No.53645625]

why is the volume for TSLA $200 puts expiring tomorrow at 100,000? I thought I was the retard.

[Anonymous No.53645630]

>>53645510
You have to ask?

[Anonymous No.53645643]

So I had an epiphany the other day. I can average out of a loss.

[Anonymous No.53645646]

>>53645509
I thought you were sick or out camping again

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53645650]

>>53645577
it never happens
unfortunately we wont be fully in a recession till much later this year
i guess 2024 is when the meltdown happens

[Anonymous No.53645654]

>>53645541
ok so nothing? ok.

something tells me you dont live on a coast because then you wouldnt be surprised at how well tesla is doing. teslas are everywhere.

the most interesting thing that ive never seen anyone talk about is, there are TONS of black people driving teslas now.

[Anonymous No.53645661]

>>53645625
look at the open int

[Anonymous No.53645664]

>>53645625
Tesla is like a slot machine. People just go and pick random strikes and expiries, and then most of them lose everything.
Occasionally the sheer weight of their own dumb gambling causes the stock price to squeeze higher or lower, and a few of them get paid out.

[Anonymous No.53645667]

Someone tell this tslanigger because I give up, it's immune to facts

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53645668]

>>53645643
you dont average out of a loss
you just make a new trade that wins and cancels out the old loss
the idea of averaging is another meme perpetuated by longnosed jews to gradually steal your money
you need to think in terms of wins and losses in shorter timeframes
investing is dead
0dte options are the ONLY way to beat runaway inflation from now on

[Anonymous No.53645678]

LINK is pumping you know what that means

[Anonymous No.53645688]

>>53645646
not rocker
i think he's backed off on scoops now that he's been doxxed, shit got too real for fathands

[Anonymous No.53645689]

>>53645203
He's is alot smarter then Chatgpt

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53645691]

>>53645678
idk i just sold some calls

[Anonymous No.53645711]

>all caps poster bullish
>namefag bearish
well, crab it is

[Anonymous No.53645713]

>>53645678
pajeet spamming will increase?

[Anonymous No.53645715]

>>53645668

>calls out longnosed tribe
>continues to tell goyim to lose money in a different manner

[Anonymous No.53645720]

>>53645667
you literally havent posted a single fact while ive posted two. all youve said is "EVERYONE KNOWS IT, ITS OBVIOUS."

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53645730]

>>53645715
everybody lose money its the way of the world

[Anonymous No.53645749]

>>53645668
I have had better prices averaging out than dropping the first time I make the decision to get out. I don't know why, but I can tell you it's working, so far.
And having balance to reinvest gives me those other trades in volume to start to recoup faster.

[Anonymous No.53645748]

>>53645661
it's at 17k, which is low. your point?

[Anonymous No.53645753]

Heyy, that's the price action I like to see.

[Anonymous No.53645764]

i love schizocharts

[Anonymous No.53645766]

[Anonymous No.53645773]

>>53645748
it's prob algos and MMs just scalping, not many people are holding

[Anonymous No.53645782]

>>53645510
Kek baggot BTFO

[Anonymous No.53645784]

Aaaaaaand that was today's low hope you enjoyed that, back up we go :)

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53645787]

its the power of 0dtes
you know how much money was made if you bought calls at the bottom of that

[Anonymous No.53645791]

>>53645678
Zelda is a girl.

[Anonymous No.53645800]

>>53645773
open interest doesn't update until the following day, though. at least that's my understanding.

[Anonymous No.53645803]

>>53645784
literally a repeat of yesterday lmao if we go up

[Anonymous No.53645809]

>>53645791
>NES
Bullish for GME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vo23H9J8o8

[Anonymous No.53645811]

>>53645510
Do you remember that guy thanking you? That was me. Just want you to know I'm Muslim as I know you hate us.

[Anonymous No.53645820]

what are the VIX call options

[Anonymous No.53645831]

>>53645787
unfortunately the best r/r today was 0dte puts at open

[Anonymous No.53645833]

short Russell 2000 it's only going down

[Anonymous No.53645845]

Sorry bulls

[Anonymous No.53645850]

>>53645820
i'm an april 40c man myself

[Anonymous No.53645856]

>>53645549
So what?

[Anonymous No.53645867]

How many times did i tell you CPUH and CPUH/W

now I'm up 720% :>

[Anonymous No.53645868]

>>53645845
JAJAJAJAJA

[Anonymous No.53645882]

>>53645570
But, you'll have to be instructive, what does DOW do during those moves?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L82II1lNjo

[Anonymous No.53645884]

What do we think of paypal
Is it gonna get heemed or will it heem the puts

[Anonymous No.53645889]

>>53645132
Female pattern baldness

[Anonymous No.53645893]

Look at MPWR boom.

[Anonymous No.53645895]

>>53645867
They snag a target then?

[Anonymous No.53645897]

These fucking tech megacaps just don't stop pumping do they?
When will be a reasonable level to slurp Google?

[Anonymous No.53645901]

>>53645884
I have no idea why they are still in business.

[Anonymous No.53645915]

>>53645132
>Once 5 trillion in bonds have been dumped by the fed
Stopped reading right there.
FED isn't selling, they are letting their holdings mature.

[Anonymous No.53645920]

Uhh.. AI bros..

[Anonymous No.53645921]

>>53645884

Depends on the size of your mother's brapper.

[Anonymous No.53645922]

>>53645895
Allurion, as indicated by the non binding LOI a month er so ago.

Now we wait till post merger sag and buy back in cause theyre the #1 obesity play fo sho

[Anonymous No.53645926]

>>53645897
Bout $3.50
Fuck Alphabet.

[Anonymous No.53645931]

Uranium chads will inherit the earth

[Anonymous No.53645942]

>>53645884
they'll fire 9001 more employees and puts will be heemed

[Anonymous No.53645959]

>>53645867
Don't think anyone cares about SPAC scams anymore. Two years late for that shit.

[Anonymous No.53645966]

>>53645931
turd worlders operating nuclear plants is a dystopian nightmare

[Anonymous No.53645977]

.

[Anonymous No.53645986]

>mfw yolo'd into CXW yesterday

[Anonymous No.53645992]

>>53645688
I honestly kind of feel bad for scoopsies. He's clearly been nervous about being doxxed and underestimated the autism of this general. I think he's overreacting by disappearing though. Everyone here pretty much knows everything about me and has done nothing with it. This isn't /b/. People are focused on losing money here not harassing people irl.

[Anonymous No.53645994]

>>53645884
don't know what heem means you stupid frogposter

[Anonymous No.53645996]

>>53645977
*cough* *cough*
whoa black betty

[Anonymous No.53646014]

>>53645994
Google heem sleepy newfren

[Anonymous No.53646015]

we just got a Republican takeover of our school board and they want to get rid of Sex Ed (they offended by term vulva, among others.. mostly just an anti-trans bugaboo)... so a friend teacher asked me to write a letter to the board in support of NOT changing sex ed to 'teach at home' curriculum this is what I wrote this morning:

Dear Board Members,
I write to you today as a non-vulva having person with 2 kids in the district. One of the kids has a vulva and one does not. I hear you are thinking about making me teach my kids about vulvas and I am not in favor of that. I really don't want to have that responsibility. I pay taxes so that prefessional teachers can teach about sex ed and I don't have to. I think this is a valuable service and I also understand it's pretty much expected by the state of Massachusetts. Please do not mess around with our kids education because a couple of loudmouths want to impose their back-asswards values on the rest of us and make our district teach like Alabama. Those parents are free to opt their children out of education and/or move to an area of the country that does not encourage learning.
Sincerely,

Anon

[Anonymous No.53646023]

is this guy unironically david hunter posting now?

[Anonymous No.53646026]

>>53645992
I think people are just hurt that there *isn't* a smart, magical negro diversifying the place. Now we have to make do with shitting on Indians.

[Anonymous No.53646034]

>>53646015
don't care not your blog faggot

[Anonymous No.53646040]

SAVA $$$$$$$

[Anonymous No.53646047]

>>53645893
shhhh keep it secret

[Anonymous No.53646049]

nice bull market you got here faggots

[Anonymous No.53646054]

I see no news to cause this kind of sell off. This market is garbage

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53646056]

>>53646049
im enjoying it, thank you

[Anonymous No.53646057]

why did we go red on the S&P on literally no news
there was no news!

[Anonymous No.53646058]

>>53646015
post pics of that vulva faggot

[Anonymous No.53646061]

>>53645996
i like her, but i watched this last night. 3.5/10

[Anonymous No.53646069]

>>53646023

he's being sarcastic...

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53646072]

>>53646054
lmao youre retarded you had all of 2022 to learn what bear market rallies are and you still dont fuckin get it

[Anonymous No.53646075]

>>53646049
just a natural pull back and some profit taking no biggie, we will get right back on our march

[Anonymous No.53646076]

>>53646061
she's just another retarded leftist woman who craves white conservative dick

[Anonymous No.53646081]

>>53646026
CRBP pajeet is all the diversity we need and it's far too much diversity

[Anonymous No.53646082]

>>53646015
>I prefer that below average aimed current party approved compulsory recieved mercenary provided propaganda and values instruct the lineage of a thousand generations on how they can best cut off their genitals if they get a whim, get an STD and manage it, and die alone for a theory that is functionally anti-biology, contradictory, and certain to leave my child in pain.
Yeah, them taxes tho.

[Anonymous No.53646083]

So boys, what’s the bottom for jewgle. May start slurping now. All it’ll take to pump 20% is some positive AI news and retail faggots will FOMO in and fill my bags

[Anonymous No.53646086]

>>53646061
imma give it a watch rn

[Anonymous No.53646093]

>>53645109
As is the rate of all options retards

[Anonymous No.53646094]

>>53646054
This, the market is rigged permabear nonsense. It's insane how it consistently dumps on literally no news.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53646095]

>>53646083
retails out of money bro
bear market rally is over
we have motivated sellers now

[Anonymous No.53646110]

>>53646069
I'm honestly not smart enough to understand what he says most of the time

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53646113]

spy 410 breaks and its all over

[Anonymous No.53646124]

but but.. there was no news!
no news!!
AAAAAAAA

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53646125]

good night stock market

[Anonymous No.53646127]

>>53645992
you're the fatter version of Tinny sitting in a dirty apartment doing weekly updates what autistic animal poster are shitposting
I think you're suffering enough already, fat hands

[Anonymous No.53646128]

>>53646110

pretty sure he's one of the founders of the #bigflip theory... Big bear

[Anonymous No.53646130]

Does anybody else find the term “bonehead” extremely funny

[Anonymous No.53646134]

news just broke, nvda's cancer curing research facility was a dismal failure

[Anonymous No.53646136]

>>53645992
You're not worth harassing. Your life is a tragedy, and it's hilarious to simply watch it play out.
>>53646113
>harginger of whatever the market trend is
Lol off yourself, bucko

[Anonymous No.53646137]

>>53645570
what's the theory?

[Anonymous No.53646139]

>MUH AI
>MUH DISINFLATION
>MUH PIVOT
>MUH SOFT LANDING

[Anonymous No.53646141]

>>53646094
This, except the other way around.
>Credit Suisse going bust
>German CPI rose AGAIN despite low energy prices
>American labor market still way too hot to bring inflation down in any meaningful way
>OPEC increased oil prices for Asia spurred by demand from China, which will further accelerate inflation
>Powell reiteratet 100x that he won't stop rate hiking until he reaches 2% inflation
And yet the market has been pumping for 3 months straight for ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON.
Some of these megacaps are almost at their Covid bubble valuations again.

[Anonymous No.53646149]

>>53646094
Smart man

>>53646072
Total retard as usual

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53646150]

>>53646136
just cuz im on the winning team 100% of the time doesnt mean you have to be sore butted about it

[Anonymous No.53646151]

>NO NEWS
>O
>
>N
>E
>W
>S

[Anonymous No.53646161]

>>53646130
i prefer the term "bozo"

[Anonymous No.53646163]

Down 900 euro today. On the upside I'm getting 120 euro in dividends in the next 2 weeks, so suck it bobos

[Anonymous No.53646164]

news comes after the move, silly retards

[Anonymous No.53646166]

>>53646082
These beliefs are fine, but please keep them in your shithole states like Alabama or West Virginia or Idaho.

[Anonymous No.53646170]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, YOU FUCKING DICKHEADS?

[Anonymous No.53646172]

Frenly reminder

[Anonymous No.53646174]

I just came back and it's red? What news dropped?

[Anonymous No.53646179]

>>53646141
Markets are forward looking, all of that news is priced in. News is just a distraction for retards, if you trade based on news you're being reactive and not predictive. Markets price in things based on forward looking and prediction, bobo.

[Anonymous No.53646180]

Buy SAVA or get left behind like the faggot you are

[Anonymous No.53646183]

>>53646130
only when my grandma says it

[Anonymous No.53646186]

>>53646174
There was no news!!!!
We're falling, on no news!!!!!
AAAAAAAAA
NO NEWS

[Anonymous No.53646187]

>>53645994
Whoah, we got a faggot over here
Nigga hates frogs
Gbtr

[Anonymous No.53646193]

Icahn aint fucking around with that 5B short

[Anonymous No.53646194]

>>53646174
Trafigura got scammed out of hundreds of millions of dollars and nickel is soaring.

[Anonymous No.53646203]

>>53646166
What beliefs did I offer?
I only explained the conditions you were desiring more accurately and completely.
I have no belief that I offered.

It seems you have a problem reading english.

[Anonymous No.53646213]

BOIL is the only thing green today. Have we entered a parallel universe?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53646214]

>>53646179
except thats not how it works
i can buy 10 spy calls and the market maker HAS to go out and buy s&p futures to hedge their delta risk from the calls they sold me
now what do you think happens when i buy 10 spy puts?
yes... thats right
now what do you think happens when 8 million contracts trade in a single session and its overwhelmingly puts
well, youll see soon enough
gamma squeezes happen in both directions

[Anonymous No.53646220]

>>53646040
>>53646180
It looks like it has gone up a lot recently. Any reason?

[Anonymous No.53646235]

>>53646193
SAUCE

[Anonymous No.53646240]

>>53645597
lol did you really take a screenshot of my webm?

[Anonymous No.53646243]

>>53646170
DXY is running.

[Anonymous No.53646251]

>>53646214
everyone gets a turn just don't forget to take profit

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53646256]

>>53646240
she queefs a little bit between reps

[Anonymous No.53646258]

>>53646127
Yes I make weekly updates for the community and they aren't free. This general is in debt to me bigly, and I expect payment.
>>53646136
That's your explanation but I know it's simply not true. You know damn well if any of you lanklets come around your bussy will be taken easily and often. I have a full sex dungeon upstairs where nobody will hear you scream

[Anonymous No.53646261]

There are three tables around me at lunch talking about stocks and valuations. We clearly are on the last leg of this bull run.

[Anonymous No.53646264]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.53646267]

>>53646240
gotta save nice faces

[Anonymous No.53646269]

>>53646251
>>53646214
Bobos never get to cum.

[Anonymous No.53646271]

>>53646213
Nvidia and soxl are neon green. Nvidia just hit $230. I think $250 eow and $500 eom are in play since it's completely decoupled from the market

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53646286]

>>53646269
IM CUMMIN

[Anonymous No.53646288]

boil

[Anonymous No.53646289]

[Anonymous No.53646291]

IS THIS IT?

[Anonymous No.53646292]

kek, baggies, kek

[Anonymous No.53646301]

>>53646271
unironically meds, now

[Anonymous No.53646303]

>>53645365
>tfw you didn't buy BOIL when it was sniffing $5 a week ago

[Anonymous No.53646311]

>>53646269
>>53646286
>>53646291
rolling for new low of week

[Anonymous No.53646313]

>>53646291
>>53646292
WHICH IS IT?!

[Anonymous No.53646314]

>>53646258
>I have a full sex dungeon upstairs
That typically requires money, Rocker.
My wife made fun of your couch bed/futon, that you were languishing on in your latest video. Lol is that the sign of a wealthy man?
Jokes aside, what I said was true. Harassing you wouldn't produce anything of value, as you'd enjoy the IRL attention.
>>53646264
>Didn't sell last week
Lol nitwit

[Anonymous No.53646316]

This is just OpEx chopping. Massive OpEx this time of the year

[Anonymous No.53646320]

>>53646291
we are literally going lower than yesterday

[Anonymous No.53646323]

>>53646271
Cool

[Anonymous No.53646329]

do not redeem

[Anonymous No.53646330]

>>53646311
>>53646313
I want more fear in the market
the selling is still too weak

[Anonymous No.53646332]

>>53646314
>dungeon
>upstairs

[Anonymous No.53646331]

>>53645992
Are you still working out fathands? I already did my 30 minutes of burpees this morning.

[Anonymous No.53646337]

if we cross this line we die

[Anonymous No.53646340]

>>53646301
Forgot TSLA. Tsla and nvda are gonna make me bank, shit cannot be stopped. All aboard the ARKK train. Woo wooooo

[Anonymous No.53646348]

What a gay ass market. If it doesn't recover, then it's leaks of cpi data being shit. If it does recover, then it's just to take out stop losses. Either way, it's a gay ass fucking market.

[Anonymous No.53646347]

>>53645992
It just takes one person to accuse him of something silly and he’s fired. Sad state of the world today. It does provide motivation to make it though. Can’t be canceled if you don’t have a job you need.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53646351]

>>53646331
normally biz posts tiktok thots and other trash but this is actually something good for a change

[Anonymous No.53646353]

[Anonymous No.53646361]

>he's gonna short the bottom AGAIN
kek you're not that stupid, are you?

[Anonymous No.53646366]

Damn we went from like +1.5% to now heading -.5% thats a pretty sizable shake out to me

[Anonymous No.53646367]

just bought some 0dte calls. had to.

[Anonymous No.53646368]

>>53646235
$30M hedge with nearly $5B notional value

[Anonymous No.53646372]

Are the hidden tigers in the room with you right now?

[Anonymous No.53646373]

JEPI bros why isn't price following the SPX?

[Anonymous No.53646375]

>>53646353
someone merge scoops, rocker, and baggots faces so we know the average /smg/ phenotype

[Anonymous No.53646378]

scoops is abusing his janny power (again)
that instant deletion

[Anonymous No.53646379]

>>53646353
This tranny fuck looks like he let's black men sleep with his internet gf

[Anonymous No.53646382]

>>53646330
confusion is also fear

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53646383]

>>53646367
youre buyin the heckin dipperino like the jews taught you well done sir
you might have lost your money today but please do try again

[Anonymous No.53646388]

>>53646258
rocker you wanted scoops bussy and we doxed him for you stop being a faggot and go fuck that kid, our debts to you have been paid. You owe us now

[Anonymous No.53646389]

>>53646366
which ticker?

[Anonymous No.53646391]

>>53646240
women don't belong in the gym

[Anonymous No.53646396]

>>53646373
It's an actively managed fund holmes it can do whatever it wants.

[Anonymous No.53646399]

>>53646314
I'm afraid that's simply not the case as you can see in this picture. Also you guys make fun of my futon simply because you're jealous. Your wife was just trying to put you at ease, but she was secretly dreaming of being with a guy like me.

[Anonymous No.53646400]

>>53646391
based and greek pilled

[Anonymous No.53646406]

>>53646331
Gym thots are a real nuisance. Only one way to deal with 'em.

[Anonymous No.53646410]

>>53646373
nigger it's an option income etf stop

[Anonymous No.53646412]

>>53646396
>It's an actively managed fund holmes it can do whatever it wants.
which includes failing, I guess

[Anonymous No.53646422]

>Starts neon green to bait in mumutards
>Closes red to liquidate mumutards and bait in bobos
>Pumps to green in aftermarket trading again
Every. Single. Time.

[Anonymous No.53646427]

>>53646015
>they want to get rid of sex ed for five year olds
Fixed it for you groomer

[Anonymous No.53646446]

>>53646367

Some lucky dude is probably fucking that neo vagina right now

[Anonymous No.53646454]

you push it bobo

[Anonymous No.53646462]

>>53646331
Yes I'm still going through my training on my days off
>>53646388
I already knew where scoopsies lived I could take his bussy anytime I wanted. You have accomplished nothing I haven't already accomplished

[Anonymous No.53646476]

>>53645058
I BEER ANOTHER ONE WITH A BULLET

[Anonymous No.53646477]

>>53646427
You know what's nice? Grooming your hair. Being a groom with a bride.
You know what's not nice? Having Psychologists subliminally associate personal care and life long commitment with corruption and sexual molestation.

This post reminds me of POWW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzIbyDbmsyg

[Anonymous No.53646491]

Is this called, The Jew?

[Anonymous No.53646499]

>>53646462
you slimy jew trying to weasel your way out of your debts
The people want to see the live broadcast of scoops in your sex dungeon. It could really catapult you to youtube infamy

[Anonymous No.53646509]

Remember to load up on Rheinmetall, friends, and pray that the war lasts at least another year.

[Anonymous No.53646515]

>>53646491
crabitalists

[Anonymous No.53646532]

>>53646491
It's called the stock/FX correlation

[Anonymous No.53646533]

>>53646499
DON'T PRETEND I OWE YOU SOMETHING YOU GUYS OWE ME!!! YOU OWE ME COLD HARD CASH AND I'D ESTIMATE WITH INTEREST YOU ALL OWE ME $10K!!!

[Anonymous No.53646541]

>>53646491
its called the new normal

[Anonymous No.53646547]

>>53646491
thats my boy SOXL. heem just sleepy rn

[Anonymous No.53646549]

>>53646399
>twin sized bed
>cum sock
Lmao sex dungeon for 1

[Anonymous No.53646550]

Nigger

[Anonymous No.53646552]

>>53646491
Subtle merchant

[Anonymous No.53646562]

>>53646491
i see it
impressive, very nice

[Anonymous No.53646572]

>>53646015
"people who disagree can feel free to take their kids out of public schools" is all fun & games to say - until you get what's happening now, where public school enrollments are dropping 2% year over year.

public school funding depends on enrollment numbers. when you drive away the kids of conservative parents, not only are you forcing those kids into possibly substandard education, you're fucking over your own kids and the public school system as a whole.

lets be clear, this isnt something scientific like evolution that's actually important to teach and for kids to understand. this is bizarre, sexist new-wave ideology masquerading as social justice. we have exceedingly little scientific evidence that "trans" is a "thing" at all - much less that hormonal castration & invasive surgeries are an effective treatment method for this "disorder." in fact, the evidence we do have points the other way.

you might be surprised how thin the line is between a school with the numbers to have a full roster of AP classes, a full roster of sports teams & extracurricular activities, etc, and an underfunded school that has shit all.

[Anonymous No.53646590]

CAM ON SOXS

CAM ON

[Anonymous No.53646591]

>market tops just as hedgies and asset managers were the most bullish since january 2022
best contra signal of all time I AM GETTING PAID THESE NEXT FEW WEEKS

[DUBS No.53646595]

>>53646588
>>53646588
>>53646588

[Anonymous No.53646597]

new
>>53646588

[Anonymous No.53646599]

>>53646399
You should at least get some fitted sheets for that set up. One for the box spring and one for the mattress. Maybe even help a nigga out and get from BBBY

[Anonymous No.53646610]

>>53646509
I don't think the length will matter too much. Nobody in Europe is gonna leave their military without gear as long as they are in charge. The bigger question is why this company, instead of their competitors? Do they have access to cheap labor and rents? At some point of wages, shipping by diesel halfway across the planet can still be cheaper.
Then again, it does make some security sense to have at least some % local.

>>53646572
You're talking to a propaganda head. You're going to bang your head against NPR and ABC repeated subliminal suggestion of value as pack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZacmNe_0Go

[Anonymous No.53646652]

Is UAN a buy?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53646768]

FUCK!!!! WHY DIDN'T I BUY 0DTE PUT OPTIONS!!!! I FUCKING HATE IT BROS!

[Anonymous No.53646990]

>>53646213
Laughs in Nvidia and tesla

[Anonymous No.53647778]

CRYPTO RUGGING

MSFT TSLA NVDA AMD won't take much longer

POOOTS