smg - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53637849]

Lael Brainard Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Fuyutsuki
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

[Anonymous No.53637868]

>>53637849
Will real boobs pass the janny sniff test? Find out next time on /smg/!

[Anonymous No.53637871]

>>53637849
Whos the dude with the huge cans?

[Anonymous No.53637880]

>>53637849
that's a man

[Anonymous No.53637890]

>>53637836
>buying options
Who said I was buying options? I said you could go long vega. That implies a spread of some kind.

[Anonymous No.53637896]

Reminder that Micron is a chinese company LARPing as an american company for government handouts. Literally take the money and run.

[Anonymous No.53637897]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53637898]

>>53637849
>When you disable SafeSearch before typing in "Lael Brainard inflation"

[Anonymous No.53637900]

>>53637849
I'd like to hike her rates.

[Anonymous No.53637911]

Can I get a qrd of SOXL? Did people seriously hold the bags?

[Anonymous No.53637921]

>>53637897
>guy in the purple ball cap

[Anonymous No.53637926]

Well the good times keep on rolling. My state's gonna lower the income tax rate again starting in 2024. Disney is bringing back the divvy end of this year. Thankfully I added to my Disney holdings during the shat fest so yay more divvy for me when the time comes (formerly it was 0.88 x 2 a year)

[Anonymous No.53637942]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53637970]

>>53637897
I COMPLETELY MISSED OUT ON BECOMING SOCIABLE AND BEING ABLE TO BANG CHICKS LIKE THIS. NOW WHENEVER I GO TO THE STORE AND I SEE CHICKS LIKE THIS I NOTICE A RING ON THEIR FINGER AND ITS LIKE THEY KNOW I WANT TO BANG THEM SO THEY MAKE SURE TO SHOW OFF THE RING AS A MEANS TO TAUNT ME. IT HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH THAT I'M LOSING MY ABILITY TO COPE. also, i'm going all in on oil. bulltards can make up whatver excuses they want, the truth is in the pudding. OPEC is going to cut back production, oil companies are buying back their own shares, and investors are rotating back into commodities because inflation is still here and going higher.

[Anonymous No.53637974]

we're gonna rug so fucking hard tomorrow. i can FEEL it

[Anonymous No.53638001]

>>53637974
VIX being up 5.2% today supports this. People are starting to hedge instead of being pigs.

[Anonymous No.53638004]

>>53637970
>inflation is still here and going higher.
Why not TQQQ then, since that'll push up the price of equities

[Anonymous No.53638006]

>the year is 2025
>SKYT is trading at $200
>you didn’t buy because?

[Anonymous No.53638013]

>>53637897
Shes gonna get fucked by BWC when the eagles win Sunday

[Anonymous No.53638020]

>>53637970
>NUH UH HECKIN CNN SAID INFLATION IS COOLING

[Anonymous No.53638032]

>>53637970
>OPEC is going to cut back production
They just pussied out at the meeting last week. What makes you think they'll change now?

[Anonymous No.53638034]

>>53637849
Mommy :’)

[Anonymous No.53638035]

>>53638004
He's saying the market is going to flee to assets that actually have intrinsic value

[Anonymous No.53638057]

Dan isnt fairing well as a predictive model. He was 0-7 today in trades, and hes 0-6 on DraftKings. Hes more suited for fading if he is that inconsistently wrong

[Anonymous No.53638078]

>>53638057
These AIs ain't looking at our own markets. They're interdimensional. Quantum computers and everything.

[Anonymous No.53638079]

SOXS BROS WE NEED TO HODL!!! SOXS WILL BE $50/SHARE EOD TOMORROW!!!

[Anonymous No.53638093]

>>53637849
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

[Anonymous No.53638097]

>Waiting patiently for 10y t-bills to yield 5.25%.

[Anonymous No.53638099]

Mommy approves.
PS: fuck ypu mumutards
>THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/4O3UGW-Bbbw

[Anonymous No.53638104]

>>53637849
This is a deepfake.

[Anonymous No.53638112]

>>53637849
I wish she'd give me some Brainard desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.53638129]

>>53638112
haha good one

[Anonymous No.53638132]

>>53638006
But I have been selling puts the entire time.

[Anonymous No.53638136]

>>53638079
bullish for my NVDA puts

[Anonymous No.53638153]

>>53638097
If you're bored of waiting, hop on the TYO train until then.

[Anonymous No.53638166]

>Tesla CFO Zachary Kirkhorn Sells $723,750.00 in $TSLA at $193.00
it's unironically over, mumus, sell it all.

[Anonymous No.53638168]

>>53638153
Either that or the VIX.

[Anonymous No.53638181]

the official /smg/ algo is still up 10% on the current trade
bring it bobos, you got nothing
NOTHING
last trade closed a cool 20.74% gain holding just 1 month so you know it's not fucking playing around
bobos=cucks

[Anonymous No.53638212]

>>53638136
WE GROW STRONGER TOGETHER, BROTHER.
>>53638181
I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR PORTFOLIO GOING TO ZERO. SOXS WILL REIGN VICTORIOUS AND IT WILL BE AT $50/SHARE EOD TOMORROW. SCREENSHOT THIS YOU FUCKING CRACKHEAD NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.53638223]

>>53638181

[Anonymous No.53638234]

>>53638181
Do you actually have 50 grand riding on it?

[Anonymous No.53638252]

we going to pump so hard tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53638264]

>>53638252
MY GUY YOU MISPELLED DUMP***

[Anonymous No.53638265]

>>53638181
Oh bitch, its gonna be broughten.
https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE

[Anonymous No.53638270]

>>53638252
y dough?

[Anonymous No.53638280]

>>53638270
bobos been too cocky last few weeks
>>53638264

[Anonymous No.53638287]

>>53638104
Please tell me it's real

[Anonymous No.53638293]

>>53638234
it's an AI generated image

[Anonymous No.53638299]

>>53638280
Solid DD.

[Anonymous No.53638325]

>>53638212
why do you have a bobo getting destroyed if you are believe in being a bobo???youre not being sarcastic are you???

[Anonymous No.53638338]

>>53638280
>been too cocky
Dude coming up from the bottom you’ve had a $60 gain in SPY. That’s enough to make an easy six figures on options in a few months (mostly in just the past month). If that’s not enough for you to make it or come close to it nothing will be.

[Anonymous No.53638348]

>>53638325
IT'S CALLED A POWER UP YOU DUMB FUCK

[Anonymous No.53638351]

Scared mumubitch? Sure sounds like it.

[Anonymous No.53638352]

>>53638338
can you show us your easy 6 figure gain from timing the SPY bottom?
don't forget timestamp

[Anonymous No.53638355]

i want to buy stocks in an apparel company but all of them seem to be failing hard, except LVMH, but thats already at a 5 year high. any ideas?

[Anonymous No.53638376]

>>53638348
nah that bobo is dying
you posted a bobo dying with your smug bullshit
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.53638387]

Made this edit just now

[Anonymous No.53638396]

>>53638252
>>53638280
>market forming a nice little double top
>unable to break the resistance formed back in august at jackson hole
>everything is bad
>we are crabbing after going up for weeks
>again, the market has not been able to break upwards on pumps past the resistance
>'heh these long red days will soon be over, that's what you get for shorting after 1 day of red (the bottom) bobo'
I wanna believe you're having a laugh but these threads have been inundated with redditor permabulls since January 13th so it's impossible to tell.

[Anonymous No.53638399]

>>53638376
>COPE

[Anonymous No.53638417]

>>53638352
I would never go long in a bear market but when it goes down 30 bucks from here I’ll be happy to post for you bb

[Anonymous No.53638420]

HATE TO BREAK IT TO Y'ALL, BUT BOBOS GET THE GIRL. GET FUCKED YOU NIGGER KEKS. ALL MY NIGGAS ARE BUYING SOXS/

[Anonymous No.53638431]

>>53637849
We're clearly entering a crab market. You faggots should be looking to boomer invest with 90% of your portfolio. And use the other 10% to gamble

[Anonymous No.53638436]

So was the billionaire that bought a mountain of puts insane or does he have insider knowledge?

[Anonymous No.53638441]

kek baggies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmdIvAl3Pik

[Anonymous No.53638444]

Greg is losing it

[Anonymous No.53638448]

>>53638399
Whatever happens, the crab always wins

[Anonymous No.53638455]

>>53638436
The NDA states i cant address that topic.
>.

[Anonymous No.53638468]

>>53638448
>COPE HARDER FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.53638475]

Bobos in full sneed mode
very bullish

[Anonymous No.53638497]

>>53638436
Carl Icahn is smart/an insider so he's probably right, but even the pros manage to blow up.

[Anonymous No.53638498]

>>53638475
LMAO IT WONT BE A GREEN MARKET TOMORROW. SOXS WILL GET TO $50 END OF DAY. THE MARKET WILL BLEED AND ALL MY NIGGAS AND I WILL PROFIT.

[Anonymous No.53638513]

>>53638436
I missed this, what happened?

[Anonymous No.53638515]

>>53638497
I hope he blows up. Even if you're bearish, nobody takes a position like that without insider knowledge.

[Anonymous No.53638519]

>Cathie Wood's 'Big Ideas 2023' sees Artificial Intelligence as the future
all this AI hopium will not end well. I remember when things were rallying from the "metaverse" and "web3".

[Anonymous No.53638534]

>>53638515
He's not gonna blow up. Its 0.25% of his wealth.

[Anonymous No.53638539]

>>53638355
Sometimes an industry is a buy and sometimes it's a sell. Just how the business cycle goes.

Unless you can get rising memes like CROX or FIGS. Go all Peter Lynch and find some tiny brand you like that's about to be bought out by LVMH or whatever.

[Anonymous No.53638544]

>>53638519
i can believe mark zuckerberg really thought doofy ass vr headsets were the future. what a goomba.

[Anonymous No.53638551]

>>53638444
How's our favorite cokehead vampire trading nowadays?

[Anonymous No.53638554]

>>53638519
My goal of 2023 is to have her write another sternly worded letter to the fed. She is the ultimate mumutard that needs to be castrated.
https://youtu.be/oMGvuiZfS_o

[Anonymous No.53638559]

>>53638519
>ai
>not the future
You're a fucking retard to think AI won't play a vital role in our future. On the other hand 99% of AI companies will end up be non profitable companies that end up going bankrupt

[Anonymous No.53638564]

buddy, look at bitfuck computer

[Anonymous No.53638574]

>>53638564

[Anonymous No.53638579]

Tell me why not… please talk me out of this….

[Anonymous No.53638585]

>>53638539
Figs and Crox are top selling products. Figs is to scrubs as Kleenex is do tissue at this point. Everyone in healthcare wears them. From the CNAs to the doctors. It’s been a while since I’ve seen a brand blow up so quickly. They’re expensive too and now being made for the fatties who couldn’t fit them before. They make maternity sizes as well. Figs is going to be big. Helps that nursing and physicians are a recession proof industry that only got pay increases this last couple of years. I wouldn’t bet against the company for a while.

[Anonymous No.53638587]

>>53638579
Are you sure you want to do this just cause an anon who shilled it for months was right about it? The fact that you're asking means you probably shouldn't

[Anonymous No.53638588]

>>53638579
DON'T DO IT. BUY SOXS INSTEAD NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.53638591]

FUTRES ARE GREEN IM GOING TO LOSE EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.53638598]

>>53638591
Shut up mumutard.

[Anonymous No.53638604]

>>53638585
Retard only dumb whores who drop out after 3 years of work wear figs. Has nothing to do with whether the company is run well or profitable either way so congrats on being the dumbest poster since gookmoot

[Anonymous No.53638605]

>>53638544
I remember when virtual boy was going to be the future. Lol.

[Anonymous No.53638610]

>>53638591
YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN. IT'S GOING TO DUMP TWICE AS MUCH HARDER AS SOON AS MARKET OPENS TOMORROW. BUY SOXS.

[Anonymous No.53638615]

>>53637849
I can't stand seeing this disgusting image every some I scroll down /biz/. Fuck you for posting it.

[Anonymous No.53638617]

>>53638604
You’re so dead wrong lmao. I work in 6 different hospitals. I see it everyday.

[Anonymous No.53638626]

Is there a way to make a company and block certain people from investing in it?

[Anonymous No.53638628]

NEW THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/mtsv9ezc_pQ

[Anonymous No.53638630]

How do I balance my money between NANC and KRUZ? 50% in each?

[Anonymous No.53638638]

>>53638585
>>53638539
intredasting. crocs, while obviously a bit of a trend for zoomers, are also a workwear/utility item to some extent, as you see nurses in them frequently and basically all culinary employees wear them. presumably theyre the most comfortable thing for standing for long periods.

i would like some of Ross Stores or TJ Maxx as those seem fairly recession proof, but those are both at 5 year highs as well. the only thing i've seen that seems undervalued is Farfetch, but i'm leery of any company thats mostly just an online front for crap from china, its extremely easy for them to be undercut or outtrended

might get some urban outfitters honestly? stock has a weird sturdiness and they also own free people & anthropologie, which are some of the few mall stores that have seen any growth lately.

[Anonymous No.53638646]

>>53638630
YOU DON'T. BUY SOXS INSTEAD, NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.53638653]

>>53637849
Anons, why did Google and Meta get so fucked today? Even AMZN too a big hit kek.

[Anonymous No.53638661]

>>53638539
Since we're in the recession stage, shouldn't we be starting to sell our overperformers (such as consumer staples) and starting to buy the underperformers (such as tech stocks)?

[Anonymous No.53638664]

>>53638587
I did some DD. looked at their earnings. I’m confident they are right about their future projections.

[Anonymous No.53638667]

>>53638653
Google fucked up an AI demo. And they were probably extra vulnerable having been one of the last big tech companies to have not been heemed. For some reason, every FAGMAN has gradually ate shit the last year but also had an exceptional dump moment.

[Anonymous No.53638672]

>>53638653
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN KEEPING UP WITH THE NEWS. GTFO AND DO DD. BUY SOXS, IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE AND MY BOBO BROS WILL END UP AT $50/SHARE EOD TOMORROW WITH SOXS.

[Anonymous No.53638673]

Looks like jam was right icahn really did ahort the top today

[Anonymous No.53638689]

Wait the market was red today?
I just hold SKYT.
I FORGOT TO MAKE FUN OF INTCels

[Anonymous No.53638692]

>>53638661
If you take an objective look, "recession" kicks in around Q3/Q4. This is too soon after yield curve inversion and with too tight a labor market. I mean, hell, we're still racking up 2%, 3% GDP growth.

That means theoretically we can squeeze a little more juice out of late cycle plays.

[Anonymous No.53638695]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53638715]

>>53638664
FAGS LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I'M BEARISH. DOUBLING DOWN ON MY SOXS POSITION.

[Anonymous No.53638730]

>>53638579
Uh don’t do this. Buy shares.

[Anonymous No.53638734]

>>53638605
the funniest fucking thing about the VR headsets is, they get super uncomfortable if you wear them for even an hour at a stretch. it turns out that having something that weighs even 1 pound being attached to your head for that long is actually a bitch and a half.

youd think they wouldve tested this rather fundamental aspect earlier, such as by strapping a 1lb weight to someone's head and having them wear it around, but cest la vie i guess. they got gassed up by everyone saying vr headsets were super cool after they tried them for like 15 minutes.

everyone still seems to be stuck on the notion that more & more immersive experiences are the future - but if anything, gen Z seems to prefer relatively small phone screens to tablets, pcs or tv.

[Anonymous No.53638739]

>>53638630
Wow I didn't know unusual whales was actually a big finance company

[Anonymous No.53638744]

The amount of people that just posted >futures shows the immaturity and non-serious nature of this sub-thread

[Anonymous No.53638755]

>>53638744
It's usually just one person
(me)

[Anonymous No.53638758]

>futures
https://youtu.be/2_kK8YP89wM

[Anonymous No.53638760]

>>53638744
we cannot stand for this. 4chan is a website of respect, integrity and sophistication. jannies, do something, now.

[Anonymous No.53638766]

>no one has removed the exhentai link yet
lmao

[Anonymous No.53638770]

>>53638755
I’m keeping my eye on you anon

[Anonymous No.53638772]

Fuck off with your granny cunt fucking loser, I'll start posting kebab girl again if you post this shit again you mentally ill granny fucker
I prefer cunny over this shit, maybe I should start posting some of my finds from the AI Degen threads on /b/ fucking cunt
Here's a taste
I fucking hate this forced granny fucking shit

[Anonymous No.53638776]

>>53638559
it is the future, but these things don't just happen overnight yet the market acts like it does. the pumps we've seen from anything even remotely AI related is pure hopium.

I mean for fucks sake the ticker "AI" is pumping despite being a data science company.

[Anonymous No.53638782]

>>53638734
>headsets are too heavy right now therefore the future of vr is dead

[Anonymous No.53638791]

Want more, granny fucker?

[Anonymous No.53638793]

[Anonymous No.53638798]

Im glad I invested in LNG instead of boil.

[Anonymous No.53638803]

sold all 500+ of my CC today worried that there'll be metaphorical fallout from that train thing... aiming to buy back in after the backlash hits, hoping i didn't fuck that up

[Anonymous No.53638804]

>>53638782
VR can’t suck me off so what would I use it for? If I want to see something nice I’ll drive to the beach or the woods. VR is nothing more than a gaming fad. One I don’t even enjoy.

[Anonymous No.53638805]

Uoh
;_;

[Anonymous No.53638813]

>>53638791

[Anonymous No.53638814]

Uohhhh

[Anonymous No.53638819]

>>53638638
TJ Maxx is better than Ross both in valuation and business model. Ross is taking out a sus amount of debt and I don't think the company has a moat.

[Anonymous No.53638834]

>>53638782
it doesnt inspire confidence that numerous tech companies invested this much in developing something thats literally not even fucking usable in a very basic way.

i think this vr/metaverse stuff is the first real boomer moment for older millennials. i was so fucking shocked to learn that mark zuckerberg genuinely thinks that Ready Player One is the future.

[Anonymous No.53638836]

>>53638579
>two month strike
I mean at least do ITM leaps if you're going to be retarded. You're going to lose it all because if your name isn't exactly TSMC the next two years will be rough, but you'll at least have used options correctly. A lot of people can't even do that.

[Anonymous No.53638838]

Uohhh
AI Degen threads on /b/ for more

[Anonymous No.53638846]

>>53638804
Retard take. Eventually it's going to be a fully immersive experience that sends all the signals to your brain to perfectly simulate getting sucked off by your favorite instagram thot.

[Anonymous No.53638849]

>>53638819
i will personally say that Ross stores are always half empty and very depressing, while TJ Maxx always has a healthy throng of hispanic moms shopping away. So on that basis i would vote for TJX. i will probably buy some of that if it drops a good chunk at any point.

[Anonymous No.53638855]

>>53638834
Tech companies are always looking for new ways to set money on fire but get investor attention. VR.. EV..AI.

[Anonymous No.53638863]

>futures
https://youtu.be/VFrXo_mDl70

[Anonymous No.53638870]

Oh okay one last one then

[Anonymous No.53638874]

>>53638846
I dont have an Instagram though…

[Anonymous No.53638880]

>>53638846
thats really got nothing to do with any of the goofy headsets that are currently the cutting edge of "VR".

[Anonymous No.53638884]

>>53638444
? I see Janet Yellen in that pic.

[Anonymous No.53638901]

>>53638880
Is it inconceivable to you that eventually it's going to be a neuralink type thing that connects to your brain without the need for a clunky headset?

[Anonymous No.53638902]

Ipad is charging. Pic related Here is why I want to play this >>53638579
I did this similarly for Uranium and made booko bucks off of it.

[Anonymous No.53638915]

man, this shit sucks.

i wish i had bought oil during covid.

i would be banging hookers and doing drugs out of their ass in Thailand by now.

[Anonymous No.53638918]

>buttcoin is dumping
nature is healing, hopefully this means TSLQ to the moon

[Anonymous No.53638928]

>>53638782
Buddy, anything strapped to your head tight enough to not fall off is fucking uncomfortable. Have you never worn lab goggles?

[Anonymous No.53638930]

yeah im a trader how can you tell

[Anonymous No.53638944]

>>53638930
Best use of capital while waiting for the inevitable JXN correction.

[Anonymous No.53638954]

>>53638870
>>53638814
>>53638805
>>53638791
why is /smg/ extra based today?

[Anonymous No.53638955]

>>53638944
mans just gambling now

[Anonymous No.53638959]

FYI, if anyone is interested, I'm bobo-dumping on /an/
>>>/an/4432641

[Anonymous No.53638964]

>>53638819
>>53638849
I worked at Tj Maxx for a very short amount of time, backroom was a complete fucking mess and you have to sweatshop-style tag every article of clothing that comes through. Horrible pay but wagies love it because they get a discount, so the company gets loyal and cheap labor. Also upper management unsurprisingly was all women. Would hate to work there, but it's a great investment. Many such cases

[Anonymous No.53638965]

>>53638930
THIS IS WHY I'M DOUBLING MY POSITION ON SOXS

[Anonymous No.53638974]

>>53638901
thats perfectly conceivable but that doesnt mean the doofy headsets have literally any value at all.

[Anonymous No.53638976]

>>53638915
You could have bought kold in december and be up 300% now natty gas has its ass all over the floor waiting for cheniere to open back up by march.

[Anonymous No.53638986]

VVIX. Look at VVIX today.

[Anonymous No.53638988]

>>53638959
noice

[Anonymous No.53638994]

>>53638930
>>53638955
youre just gonna watch him descend into pink wojack for fun? tell him to put some of his gains away into something safe.

[Anonymous No.53638995]

>>53638964
yeah i'd jump on it if theres a dip, because the trendline seems pretty steady overall

[Anonymous No.53638999]

>>53638964
I think very few companies are both great investments and have happy employees. Google is the only counter example I can think of, but I'm sure it's controversial to call it a great investment given today's omega dump.

[Anonymous No.53639012]

>>53638994
Sometimes you need to fall first before you realize that you need to slow down

[Anonymous No.53639019]

Are my March puts toast with this fucking company?

[Anonymous No.53639026]

>memes and dreams
https://youtu.be/dS5AQa4Hez4

[Anonymous No.53639028]

did the blackest gorilla nigger finally neck himself? didn't see him the last days sperging about muh big tech (or hiding?)

[Anonymous No.53639036]

>>53638986
Portending market calling bullshit and deflating this rally?

[Anonymous No.53639050]

>>53638955
i want to see jxn take off without him in it
i want to see the reaction
it wont be fun if he ends up right on the coinflip

[Anonymous No.53639052]

>>53639028
HEY GUUUYYYYSSS, HEEEEEEEYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.53639055]

>>53638995
the other nice thing about TJX is that isn't a stock that loves to gap up and down while ROST still has an unfilled gap back to $98 that could be filled.
>>53639019
depends on the strike. I think there's an 75% chance it dumps back to $150 and a 25% chance it pumps back to $250 in the near term. would be surprised if it just sat at $200, though.

[Anonymous No.53639067]

>>53639028
hes still posting on youtube

[Anonymous No.53639069]

>>53638976
by the end of that month i bought TSLA and NVDA, been holding on to those to recover some losses while slowly increasing the stop loss. eventually went all in for TSLA.

[Anonymous No.53639070]

>>53638004
this guy gets it >>53638035

>>53638032
>>53638020
what they say and what they do are two completely different things, all the fat cats do it. from the US government and federal reserve, to nestle and coke-cola. hell even those damn charity funds like to talk from both sides of their mouths. i've been wrong before and i've admitted it, this is just another one of those things i'm certain i'm about

[Anonymous No.53639071]

>>53639055
strike is 185, exp march 3

[Anonymous No.53639092]

>>53639071
you're probably fine lol

[Anonymous No.53639097]

>>53639070
6% inflation is going to bite with consume credit expansion at trendline and savings at rock bottom.

[Anonymous No.53639108]

>>53639092
does the "lol" at the end mean i'm not fine?

i'm autistic by the way

[Anonymous No.53639110]

>futures
https://youtu.be/EvO-D_MR_bc

[Anonymous No.53639130]

buttcorn getting ready for more dumping

[Anonymous No.53639142]

>>53639108
no I do genuinely mean you'll be fine. I think the gap back to $150 will be filled.
>>53639130
on literally NO NEWS???

[Anonymous No.53639160]

>>53638995
Every "safe" stock is trading at high valuation (wish I could snag DEO at a bigger discount), won't last forever that'll be the time to start a position.

[Anonymous No.53639164]

>>53639130
Freeing up liquidity to buy physical SPY shares.

[Anonymous No.53639169]

>>53639097
strap in, its gonna get bumpy

[Anonymous No.53639171]

I made $800 off a trade I sat on for a month
It's not huge but for only a couple of minutes of work I'm very happy

[Anonymous No.53639186]

>>53638444
Is he?
https://vocaroo.com/1jswIsxoQeBt

[Anonymous No.53639193]

>>53638884
Kek, I picked up on this

[Anonymous No.53639217]

>>53639171
Good job, anon. Sometimes you just need a little bit of patience.

[Anonymous No.53639224]

>>53639169
My hemorrhoid prevents pegging

[Anonymous No.53639245]

>presents
https://youtu.be/LedbTFjlZA0

[Anonymous No.53639252]

>>53639224
anon, this market is going to rip past those hemos.

[Anonymous No.53639262]

>>53639171
That‘s great anon.
Time in the market beats timing the market.

[Anonymous No.53639263]

>>53639252
It already did by rallying. Now I want the collapse.

[Anonymous No.53639271]

sorry bears, you missed the bottom

[Anonymous No.53639272]

>>53639171

[Anonymous No.53639296]

I‘ve stopped trading options because greed has fucked me every single time to the point of liquidation.
I will now exclusively trade leveraged ETFs and hope for a 2-3% daily return.

[Anonymous No.53639300]

>>53639052
I'm pretty sure you're the anon crying not exposing your profile after you clicked like a retard on scoops one with your real acc.
I've saved it too bro Mr. James D.

[Anonymous No.53639320]

>>53639271
Ok mumutard, lol.
https://youtu.be/ZDd51xhD16s

[Anonymous No.53639334]

>>53639300
Wasted digits. Wasnt me :)
>i dont click shit on jewtube around ypu faggots

[Anonymous No.53639343]

>>53639334
even worse it was linkedin you fag

[Anonymous No.53639349]

>>53639343
I dont do linkdin either wage slave. ;)
https://youtu.be/4O3UGW-Bbbw

[Anonymous No.53639362]

>>53639349
Forgot this.

[Anonymous No.53639364]

>>53638791
The mixed anime-realistic characters are as freakish as this when drawn by humans

[Anonymous No.53639377]

>BBBY spent $12 billion dollars of buy backs in the last decade
>they even took out a $1.5 billion bond loan in 2014 to buy back stock
>the company is now worth $300 million and is selling shares instead of buying them
it's truly remarkable how fast a company can heem itself.

[Anonymous No.53639378]

>>53639349
okay James

[Anonymous No.53639381]

>>53637970
bro, just ask them if they have a single sister or a girlfriend that looks as good as them.


So, little news thursday. Good or bad?

[Anonymous No.53639382]

>>53639378
Ok Kyle.

[Anonymous No.53639410]

One of us glows Kyle. And it sure the fuck aint you.

[Anonymous No.53639438]

went out tonight and all i saw everywhere i went was soiface numales with chinese women
very disgusting

[Anonymous No.53639439]

>>53638995
Yo TJMaxx is on the fucking NYSE? hahaha I guess it makes sense it's poomping though. If people are pricing in a recession more people will be shopping at TJMaxx and less at the Bucci store

[Anonymous No.53639442]

>scoops posts have been redacted
wtf did he offer to finally give the jannies some pay?

[Anonymous No.53639443]

https://youtu.be/4O3UGW-Bbbw
<3

[Anonymous No.53639446]

>>53639410
no worries James I can feel the brightening glow through the screen. not going to expose you anyway
btw. janny you disgusting pig I'm on public wifi so suck my cock by banning me

[Anonymous No.53639468]

>>53639446
If you really think i am James, expose me bitch.

[Anonymous No.53639472]

I don‘t invest in companies unless they‘re in oil exploitation, arms production or loan sharking.

[Anonymous No.53639482]

>>53638293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPK3xtUu9ro

[Anonymous No.53639499]

>>53639263
Instead you will get a prolapse

[Anonymous No.53639513]

>>53639439
i wouldnt call it poomping exactly, its just been going steadily up at a pretty fixed rate since like 2010. but other than that yeah. i think theyre able to outdo typical apparel retail because the closeout/overstock thing implies that you can find better deals there than online, and that is true to some extent. i would definitely buy it if it dipped below the apparent line by a lot.

but anecdotally, its not really the same store it used to be, you used to actually be able to find some genuinely expensive designer stuff at a huge discount because it had some minor flaw or whatever, but now its about 50% made-for-outlet stuff and the rest is pretty bleh.

probably the best place to pick up discounted like nike/puma/adidas stuff though, not shoes but just random workout gear and underwear/socks, as long as you dont care that its last season's stuff, and i doubt most men do.

[Anonymous No.53639518]

>>53639446
His contacts really fill out the character doesnt it. Brava Shelly.

[Anonymous No.53639525]

tj maxx is shit
smells like cologne
full of h1bs

[Anonymous No.53639528]

>muh ban evasion
yeah janny suck my cock

[Anonymous No.53639541]

AAAHHHHH I'M DOWN 4% SINCE MONDAY!
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!

[Anonymous No.53639542]

>>53639472
>Halliburton starts offering 3rd world dictatorships a "fight now, pay later" partnership with Blackwater

[Anonymous No.53639543]

i am spartacus

[Anonymous No.53639547]

>>53639528
Yeah fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.53639548]

>>53639528
You have a big mouth, either expose me as James or im getting you a job on Bidens admin. They need all the spin doctors they can muster right now

[Anonymous No.53639554]

>>53639548
I can't even shitpost anymore without getting banned. it's over James..

[Anonymous No.53639564]

>>53639543
Who the fuck is this black guy?

[Anonymous No.53639573]

>>53639271
wew lad

[Anonymous No.53639581]

jannies tongue michael abbott's anus

[Anonymous No.53639588]

/smg/ is done. full of leddit jannies with gaping holes going wild

[Anonymous No.53639589]

>>53639171
I wanna go back to doing this but losing money scared me into wanting to take profits ASAP

[Anonymous No.53639595]

[Anonymous No.53639600]

>>53639588
scoops confirmed a jannie.
man, if if i had even a modicum of respect for him... imagine how disappointed i'd be

[Anonymous No.53639604]

>>53639595
>NOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO POST A PROFILE PICTURE OF A NERD BAN LEDDIT BAN BAN

[Anonymous No.53639605]

>>53639600
baggie is too. explains why none of the tripfags get banned when they dont have any reason to have a tripcode.

[Anonymous No.53639618]

>>53639542
and what happened when they started selling weapons to rebels after their contracts ended?

[Anonymous No.53639633]

>>53639618
I don't know, but boy would that make for a spicy earnings call.

[Anonymous No.53639635]

Wait, if scoops and baggie are the jannies, does that mean it was one of them who convinced me not to kill myself?

[Anonymous No.53639641]

>>53639635
Well jannies are paid by post, right? So they've got a financial incentive for you not to off yourself.

[Anonymous No.53639642]

[Anonymous No.53639652]

>obnoxious tripfagging nolifers that have been here since like 2017 are also janitors
imagine my shock

[Anonymous No.53639658]

>>53639635
lol wtf
i got a month ban when i threatened to kill myself after my wife found my porn
fucking jannies wanted me dead
I LIVED BITCH

[Anonymous No.53639671]

FUCK YOU JANNY
YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK
YOU CAN'T BAN ME JANNY
COS YOU'RE JUST MOOT'S BITCH

[Anonymous No.53639674]

>>53638396
Jackson's bussy was kino

[Anonymous No.53639676]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53639681]

I sold my ET.

[Anonymous No.53639692]

>>53639681
Why? Don't they still get paid whether the gas they're shipping is $2 or $20?

[Anonymous No.53639697]

it's getting insane with this powertripping janny faggot
neck yourself you disgusting pig.you're literally deleting for free fucking loser

[Anonymous No.53639708]

>disrespectful artificially inseminated artworks of Federal Reserve officials: OK
>pic of 1 tripfagging nerd: BANHAMMERED

[Anonymous No.53639713]

>the most traded option contract in the entire market today was TSLA $200 calls expiring end of week
>the only 2 put options in the top 10 were on NKLA and CCL
what is wrong with people? this level of greed is insanity to me.

[Anonymous No.53639718]

>>53637849
>Weed will become federally legal in this decade and you still haven't found a pick and shovel play
NGMI

[Anonymous No.53639722]

janny taking a dilation break or what?

[Anonymous No.53639726]

It’s over

[Anonymous No.53639730]

>>53639697
I just want one itty bitty piece of exposure. Come on anon, expose a completely innocent person. Be the retarded we know you are. ;)
https://youtu.be/4O3UGW-Bbbw

[Anonymous No.53639732]

A lot of people I know are getting pay rises of like 8-10%, inflation isn’t no way near finished rates are going much much higher.

[Anonymous No.53639735]

>>53639692
I never intended to hold it forever and I was already up 30% on it in 6 months. Still a good company.

[Anonymous No.53639744]

Is there any way I can specifically look at TQQQ futures? What about futures for TQQQ calls that expire on the 17th?

[Anonymous No.53639748]

>>53639377
BBBY is a textbook example of a business that consists of nothing but shit your don't really need. I can't think of a worse retailer for surviving a recession. It was great when everybody had fuck you money to piss away, but those days are gone.

[Anonymous No.53639753]

I've got it.. I'll just buy an equal amount of puts and calls and sell whatever starts to lose and ride the profits on the winner. I'm a genius I'll be rich I can't believe I'm the first person to think of this.

[Anonymous No.53639772]

>>53639713
System's broken. People are just realizing one by one that you want to smash and grab *before* the lights go out.

[Anonymous No.53639779]

>>53639753
have you heard about the 50/50 SQQQ/TQQQ portfolio?

[Anonymous No.53639787]

>>53639753
What if you get faked out on the trend?

[Anonymous No.53639789]

>>53639753
Why do you think has the market behaved so weird the last days? Exactly to fuck you.

[Anonymous No.53639793]

>>53639748
the thing is, most of their debt was from them buying back shares. the business wasn't booming, sure, but bankruptcy would not even be in discussion had they not burned all their money and even borrowed some to buy back shares.
>>53639772
it just amazes me how little hedging people are doing with all these weekly call buying. like fuck risk management, right?

[Anonymous No.53639794]

>>53639779
shut the fuck up dont tell him

[Anonymous No.53639813]

i like trolling people on webull comments

[Anonymous No.53639819]

>>53639793
If you have $5 million, it's insane to gamble that all at 5% odds for a 20x payout. You don't get some dramatic life upgrade from having $100 million.

Now if you have $5,000, well, you can't do much with that. But at least $100k can buy you a car and part of a house downpayment.

[Anonymous No.53639824]

market is going to dump next week on poor CPI, then opex end of the week. spx has been on a straight vertical 10% tear in only about 30 days. market has been too strong in too little time. vix/vvix is also starting to do some weird shit since today after dumping really low to near sub 17. im unironically getting bearish feels and have been since the last fomc

[Anonymous No.53639829]

i hope pennyjesus is in jail

[Anonymous No.53639838]

mmmm TRKA

[Anonymous No.53639841]

>>53639824
but (((Cramer))) said we're in a bull market?

[Anonymous No.53639848]

>>53639841
i'd rather take investing advice from Kramer
bow ba bow bow bow

[Anonymous No.53639865]

>>53639824
Yup. The fake pumps of the past few weeks have unironically just been people having to cover their shorts.

[Anonymous No.53639874]

it's called AQB Jerry
they've got mutant fish..... BIG ONES
everybody's gonna be eating em

[Anonymous No.53639876]

>>53639874
I'll go back into AQB when they add more option strikes. last I checked the $2.5 strike was the lowest.

[Anonymous No.53639882]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53639905]

>>53639874
>Hey George, the ocean called. They're running out of salmon!

[Anonymous No.53639910]

This fat fuck converted millions into diesel at the All You Can Eat Buffett

[Anonymous No.53639927]

>>53639829
kek that brings back memories
i cant believe there were actual newfag anons that thought scoops was an actual afronigger i hope they lose all their money

[Anonymous No.53639928]

[Anonymous No.53639929]

>>53638431
I want to do this but I can't even trust SPY with my 90%, used to be the safe bet but now I'm afraid of everything going belly up since the fed keeps understating everything

[Anonymous No.53639936]

>>53639905
bristol bay 80 million fish record run 2022 the ocean is not running out of salmon

[Anonymous No.53639939]

>>53639882
death shakes of another short live bear market rally

[Anonymous No.53639989]

>CREDIT SUISSE LOGS WORST ANNUAL LOSS SINCE GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS
lmao, haha even
let's hope we get some bank panic again

[Anonymous No.53640013]

>>53639989
Ooooof

[Anonymous No.53640019]

>>53639936
Anon, it's, uh, it's a joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXyfs4zB9_w

[Anonymous No.53640023]

>>53639989
Markets will probably pump from this new honestly, everyone just assumes it means lower rates

[Anonymous No.53640024]

>>53639989
oh shi---
was that chart of events through 2040 posted last night real?

[Anonymous No.53640026]

>>53639989
CS will die. JPM and other banks however...
It's a healthy consolidation.

[Anonymous No.53640052]

>>53640024
Why the fuck didnt I save it

[Anonymous No.53640060]

>>53639989
Maybe if that DAN chatgpt or whatever AI is legit, then it could happen February 15th but I dunno

[Anonymous No.53640075]

>>53640024
>>53640052
The "Krugman comes to power" one?

[Anonymous No.53640100]

>>53640026
it has a ripple effect on all banks if a big one busts.
we're not talking about some mongolian farming bank trading sheep wool

[Anonymous No.53640110]

>>53640060
DAN isn't legit. He's a reverse Holocaust denier.

[Anonymous No.53640113]

>>53639989
I'm actually not gonna put my money in EU banks for interest. Yesterday the ECB put up some news. On 9th January (I think) the BaFin (German authorities in regards to banks) wrote something about a possible crisis, especially for smaller banks. They fuckin hike the rates but the banks might not handle it, after fuckin us over for years with 0% rates. No money through interest back then, then Corona inflation and now higher rates recession and high risk for deposits. Wonderful

[Anonymous No.53640115]

>>53640100
>we're not talking about some mongolian farming bank trading sheep wool
who told you about my side business?

[Anonymous No.53640117]

vix b lookin a lil sus

[Anonymous No.53640125]

>>53640075
yep

[Anonymous No.53640127]

>>53640100
TENGRI CREDIT UNION IS INSOLVENT?!

[Anonymous No.53640134]

>>53640052
>>53640125
Ah, sure enough. Starts with a credit crisis.

[Anonymous No.53640140]

>>53640134
>operation wakanda
kek

[Anonymous No.53640146]

>>53640100
Didn't you learn ANYTHING in 2009?

[Anonymous No.53640148]

>>53639989
>eurobanks

[Anonymous No.53640149]

>>53640134
I know this is just a shop of the German stock exchange chart during Hitler's years but I dunno if it's funnier or not that the drop off at the end is unexplained

[Anonymous No.53640161]

There are two eurobanks left that can take over CS. They WILL be taken over. You WILL make money out of this.

[Anonymous No.53640164]

>>53640110

[Anonymous No.53640169]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53640171]

Just imagine holding CS derivates right now kek.

[Anonymous No.53640178]

>>53640148
>credit suisse
>euro

[Anonymous No.53640184]

>>53640178

[Anonymous No.53640194]

>>53640110
DAN has just been discredited. I’m all in now. Not even joking.

[Anonymous No.53640195]

>>53640178
As in European yes? Are the Swiss no Europeans retard

[Anonymous No.53640197]

what does ''to cover their shorts'' mean?

[Anonymous No.53640201]

>>53640197
buying

[Anonymous No.53640202]

>>53640195
CS is, as all big banks are, a globalized entiety.

[Anonymous No.53640217]

>>53640202
cool it with the antisemitism

[Anonymous No.53640225]

buddy look at the volatility of the volatility of the volatility

[Anonymous No.53640227]

>>53640197
When you go short, you have to buy back the stock at the end of the trade to cash out.

[Anonymous No.53640228]

>>53640146
lol i wasnt even alive in 2009

[Anonymous No.53640231]

>>53640225
VVIX did spike up, I did notice that today

[Anonymous No.53640237]

Click. Clack. Why. Is. The. 7-11. Quiet. My. Friend

[Anonymous No.53640240]

Day zero of making a billion dollar company in five years. I have finished the remaining conceptual design work for the new actuator technology that will power the robots. My goal is to finalize the CAD models by this weekend so I can begin producing prototypes.

[Anonymous No.53640241]

>>53640225

[Anonymous No.53640242]

>>53640237
are their pizzas any good? they have a free one in app this weekend

[Anonymous No.53640243]

Bobo is back thank god, financial news were starting to give interviews to Cathie Wood again.

[Anonymous No.53640245]

>>53640202
They are headquartered in Switzerland and primarily staffed by Europeans. They have a euro banking culture that doesn't understand the concept of risk management. It's Deutch bank all over again. Euros never learn.

[Anonymous No.53640254]

>>53640242
literally the best pizza you will ever have, like an orgasm in your mouth. A pajeet orgasm directly in your mouth

[Anonymous No.53640256]

>>53640100
>it has a ripple effect on all banks if a big one busts.
Yeah if one that matters busts. CS isn't big enough to matter.

[Anonymous No.53640260]

>>53640245
See >>53640184
SDRs are coming home.
You WILL make money out of this.

[Anonymous No.53640264]

>futures

Weird how markets are rallying from grim hawkish scenario and Disney barely doing much in earnings kek

[Anonymous No.53640270]

>>53639271
There will be no bottom until there is a capitulation

[Anonymous No.53640284]

>>53640264
Premarket jewishness doesn‘t mean shit.

[Anonymous No.53640301]

>he isn't all in $spgi
ngmi. they literally control the largest index in the world you fools

[Anonymous No.53640306]

>>53640264
German CPI released at the time futes did a lil sumthin
but it gets sold off

[Anonymous No.53640309]

What puts to go all in on? Just want to gamble my tax refund

[Anonymous No.53640311]

>>53640184
>>53640260
I'm aware of SDRs and CBDCs I just don't know how I'd profit from it.
If it's a currency basket, does that imply USD will suddenly halve in importance?

[Anonymous No.53640321]

>CREDIT SUISSE CLIENTS PULL $120 BILLION AMID FIFTH STRAIGHT LOSS
the bankrun starts

[Anonymous No.53640335]

>>53640311
Dollar is up. Never bet against the land of freedom. Never fight the FED or we'll make you suffer.

[Anonymous No.53640336]

I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth; banks are going bust; shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter; punks are running wild in the street, and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it.

[Anonymous No.53640350]

>>53640336
Yeah it's the 80s again. God i loved that decade.

[Anonymous No.53640353]

>>53640321
>>53640264
>everything is bad
>BUY

[Anonymous No.53640375]

>>53640350
Quote is from the 70s though.
The 80s were a walk in the park compared to the seventies, at least if you lived in the West. In the communist block it was reversed funnily enough, the 70s were the golden decade in the USSR, Poland and Yugoslavia before it all went to shit in the 80s.

[Anonymous No.53640392]

>>53640375
>implying everything has not gone to shit already

[Anonymous No.53640411]

If I look at all the gains and losses in a sector, you should be able to see how much cash inflow or outflow was in that sector, right? Or perhaps you could see what sectors are the hot ones, or whether the market as a whole is gaining or losing money (confidence in equities)

[Anonymous No.53640417]

90% of this thread is AI

[Anonymous No.53640433]

>>53640417
Which is ironic since /biz/ was started as a spinoff to /g/ from all the crypto shilling

[Anonymous No.53640439]

>>53640417
This unircally confirms my decision to not invest in that shitshow.

[Anonymous No.53640450]

>>53640417
AI? More like NoI

[Anonymous No.53640492]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.53640502]

>>53640492
do you have a collection of these images?

[Anonymous No.53640517]

I started listening to trance, will I make it?

[Anonymous No.53640529]

>>53640502
Yes I do.

[Anonymous No.53640538]

>>53640529
can you upload the folder somewhere?

[Anonymous No.53640548]

>>53640529
>10 year on the toes
fucking degenerate

[Anonymous No.53640551]

>>53640546
>>53640546
>>53640546
>>53640546

[Anonymous No.53640552]

>futures

daaaamn look that that pump beam go

https://youtu.be/X-f4im0PeUQ

[Anonymous No.53640564]

>>53637849
Fed chairmen look like THAT?

[Anonymous No.53640585]

>>53640538
>>53640538
https://mega.nz/folder/v0ExyTrB#xEkImC0U4wSZ_B2RIo_IvA

[Anonymous No.53640590]

>>53640585
thank you

[Anonymous No.53640600]

>>53640590
No problem