/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53618026]

No links

[Anonymous No.53618036]

>U.S. based Legoland Parks to become certified Autism Centers by spring 2023
Would you guys visit Legoland with me

[Anonymous No.53618042]

I hope that faggot with the fat disgusting wife dies Jesus Christ what a sick fucking piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.53618046]

>>53618026
Crashing this world economy... WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.53618047]

With links

>>53618033
>>53618033
>>53618033

[Anonymous No.53618048]

>POWELL: TIGHTENING LINK CONDITIONS
>POWELL: LINK POLICY EXPECTED TO REMAIN RESTRICTIVE "FOR SOME TIME"

[Anonymous No.53618055]

Thanks for deleting that other filthy icky /smg/!

[Anonymous No.53618057]

blind bulls have been allowed to win for too long. it's been 5 years of nonstop gains despite any rational indicator pointing towards the opposite. small businesses died by the thousands throughout 2020-2022 yet the markets kept raking in cash
it WILL equal out soon
also consumers are spending less than even 2009 so puts on QQQ if you're smart

[Anonymous No.53618075]

Someone really posted so much burp fetish porn they deleted the whole thread

[Anonymous No.53618080]

Threadshitters can't control themselves. Probably mumu fags

[Anonymous No.53618083]

*poops in your stock market*
your stock market is stinky and poopy now.
*smirks*

[Anonymous No.53618105]

>>53618057
You think small businesses have any effect on the market retard?

[Anonymous No.53618111]

>>53618047
I was first bitch

[Anonymous No.53618115]

That resulted in 9 subscribers at $15 a pop. Worth it

[Anonymous No.53618134]

BBBY short straddle bhenchodes

[Anonymous No.53618140]

>>53618105
>you think the welfare of the middle class band has any effect on the market retard?
yeah you belong here

[Anonymous No.53618157]

>>53618140
Holy shit you’re actually retarded

[Anonymous No.53618202]

I think my broken wing butterfly on SPY is going to eat shit soon. It's a mildly bullish strategy that profits on crab / slight bullish movement.

My QQQ long puts are back to being OK again

[Anonymous No.53618217]

>>53618083
Wtf clean it

[Anonymous No.53618223]

>>53618157
your bleating is irrelevant. we'll see where the markets are come jan 2024

[Anonymous No.53618264]

>>53618115
>Anons unironically buying OF subscriptions
Lol this general is fucked

[Anonymous No.53618302]

>>53618026
i made 6k from shorting BBBY (puts) yesterday before close
what should i get for dinner

[Anonymous No.53618350]

THE ANON BELOW THIS POST IS ADDICTED TO SUCKING COCKS

[Anonymous No.53618386]

>>53618350
I wish

[Anonymous No.53618547]

[Anonymous No.53618705]

snib snab penis cut

[Anonymous No.53618712]

>>53618302
Chicken tenders with honey mustard sauce

[Anonymous No.53618876]

jannie didn't take his meds again

[Anonymous No.53618882]

this fucking janny is getting on my nerve

[Anonymous No.53618884]

HE DOES IT FOR FREE

[Anonymous No.53618894]

>>53618302
Hookers and blow.

[Anonymous No.53618897]

JANNIES DO YOU FUCKING JOB AND BAN THE BURPFAGGOT PLEASE (YOU) HAVE LITERALLY ONE JOB

[Anonymous No.53618898]

>>53618302
Orzo salad with a whole rotisserie chicken
sauce choice is on you

[Anonymous No.53618901]

Janny thread deletions correlate with market turning points. We end today at 415.

[Anonymous No.53618902]

Is the bullrun back?

[Anonymous No.53618906]

>>53618026
baffles me that the SEC is so fucking worthless. clearly the indices are heavily manipulated since 0DE daily options became available. how the fuck is there no overwatch? how much are they being paid to shut up? we've been in a 22pt range since 11/14/22 when 0 dailys became available. so tired of this fucking nigger price action.

[Anonymous No.53618908]

good job somebody deleted /smg/ full thread kek

anyways somebody linked some news about debt default
>>53618815
which like dumbest meme ever. there is not "debt" as long as it's sovereign. only real debt is when countries loan rom another countries then it's a problem. if you have an own central bank like fed, boj, or eu bank then you cant print as much as you like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MRZAM_CHck

[Anonymous No.53618921]

>>53618026
Why are the tranny jannies such stupid niggers today

[Anonymous No.53618922]

I left for lunch and apparently we've double-faked back into pumping.

[Anonymous No.53618925]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://www.planetnews.com/live/stock-update.html?sfw=pass1651698381

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
now that thats out of the way, why is TMC tanking today?

[Anonymous No.53618937]

never forget the HOLOcaust

[Anonymous No.53618938]

>>53618884
>FOR FREE
If time is money, and the Janny spends time working. Does this not actually mean the Janny is in fact losing money while working as said Janny? Therefore he does it for a overall loss

[Anonymous No.53618943]

>>53618048
>>53618026
Anyone else have some hilarious J powell reaction images? Preferably in GIF formart? Thank you very very much

[Anonymous No.53618952]

its almost like algos just run all the stops they can, regardless of what was done/said by the Fed, and the "experts" frantically spout explanations as to why price did X

[Anonymous No.53618958]

WHY THE FUCK IS IT GOING SIDEWAYS

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53618959]

Fuck this shit. Why the fuck do they keep nuking our threads? Why can't they nuke the fucking market so my puts can go to the moon?

[Anonymous No.53618965]

>>53618922
Fucking preposterous isn’t it

[Anonymous No.53618967]

>>53618952
the news is just any excuse they can use to manipulate the price how they want. its fucking pathetic. 11:40 on the fucking dot algos kick in as soon as that kike JP walks onto the stage. its just an excuse to move.

[Anonymous No.53618970]

>>53618908
The most midwit take possible. Yeah, no shit we can write off the Fed's balance sheet, print dollars to cover the social security trust fund, and steal a few trillion from the Japs and Chinks. The fuck you think happens next?

>Well there's no debt so...uh...nothing!

Fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.53618975]

>>53618959
Because the previous thread's OP was the burpfag, so the thread got baleeted when all his posts were deleted

[Anonymous No.53618979]

>>53618906
Regulatory agencies like that only exist to fuck small people not the top guys, redpill 101
We'd be better off with gilded age era shit in some ways, other ways it's the same schemes in a new coat of paint and you can't do a lot about it

[Anonymous No.53618984]

I want off Mr. NDX' wild ride

[Anonymous No.53618988]

>>53618943
My favorite is this one. Perfect for surprise rape hikes. It's simply horrifying.

[Anonymous No.53618991]

how many smg threads are going to get shitcanned?

XELA is the play of the day. CF, same guys behind Rumble IPO that was a big winner, inked a deal for over 20x the market cap AND XELA shareholders retain control of the new company. If they did a deal for 220 million without majority control for 1/5 the company what does that tell you the full company is worth?

600million shares borrowed with only a 120 million shared outstanding. on a red market day like today it has all the necessary conditions for epic run.

currently running green curl on super high vol with no PR. AH big moves expected here.

nfa do your own DD.

[Anonymous No.53618993]

Lost another 500 bucks today by longing the top and shorting the bottom.
My total losses in the stock market now amount to 15k.

[Anonymous No.53618994]

Why yes, I will keep reporting the burp simp
Genocide all simps

[Anonymous No.53619000]

>>53618979
what pisses me off the most is these niggers get all upset as soon as retail figures a way to get the upper hand, like the whole GME AMC debacle.
fucking kikes man.

[Anonymous No.53619003]

>>53618984
I sold 1/3 of my NDX yesterday kek. Held for eight fucking years

[Anonymous No.53619008]

>>53618993

[Anonymous No.53619011]

>>53618975
They’ve nuked 2 now

[Anonymous No.53619013]

*burps*

I just burped in your thread.

FAQ
>What does this mean?
The amount of jannies (faggots) in this thread and 4chan account has increased by one.

>Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be deserving of a stinky burp and therefore a janny infestation. These include, but are not limited to:

Shitting in the street,

Spreading incorrect information,

Shilling lazy scams.

>Am I banned from the /biz/?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional burp, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

>I don't believe my thread deserved a burp. Can you un-burp it?
No. I cannot un-burp. My judgement is perfect and clear. Regardless, if you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to 4chan PMs within several seconds. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of burp appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

>How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the burp and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on /biz/. I will continue to burp in your threads until you improve your conduct. Remember: 4chan is hell. You can check out whenever you want and for however long you want. But you can never leave.

[Anonymous No.53619024]

>>53619011
Both of which had the burptard as OP

[Anonymous No.53619037]

>>53619024
I don’t pay attention to OP ever

[Anonymous No.53619042]

>>53618991
I looked it up, didn't it say that the merger would be caped at 220 and not that they would buy the company for 220? Maybe I'm reading it wrong neighberooni but that + the ongoing fiscal investigation smells fish

[Anonymous No.53619048]

Is this the cuck thread?

[Anonymous No.53619052]

charts are almost worthless now, you have to play the MM algo institutions.. clearly they dont want price to fall below 408 because of all the puts. clearly they dont want price above 415 because of all the calls.

[Anonymous No.53619054]

SKYT earnings Monday.
Show me your war face.

[Anonymous No.53619056]

Cramer was right again

[Anonymous No.53619058]

>>53618902
It sure as hell looks like it.
The last hour will pump or dump.

[Anonymous No.53619060]

Why amazon is still red?

[Anonymous No.53619062]

>>53619037
Kek based

[Anonymous No.53619066]

Is uranium finally getting off the floor here?

[Anonymous No.53619069]

>>53619056
this. apologize

[Anonymous No.53619071]

>burpcuck will keep IP hopping
>I will keep reporting his ass
This deadlock only ends when the rest of you join me in destroying this cuck. Dox him, report his posts, call him a cuck, etc.
I'm not going anywhere.
Simps must be genocided

[Anonymous No.53619072]

what a schizo market today

[Anonymous No.53619073]

>>53619042
it's a 220 million IPO through XBP granted in shares.

[Anonymous No.53619075]

>>53619058
its painfully obvious we will finish flat. they have WAY too much to lose to let the price trend. its fucking pathetic nigger manipulated bullshit.

[Anonymous No.53619076]

>>53619037
jej, fair enough

[Anonymous No.53619083]

based janjan

[Anonymous No.53619097]

>>53619072
gas been since 11/14/22 when they introduced 0de daily options

[Anonymous No.53619098]

>>53619052
also the peope holding the calls/puts dont actually want to exercise at the end of the week, so they sell it back to the MM and let him deal with it. so with this many people casually trading options, it seems most things can move early in the week and then retrace late

[Anonymous No.53619104]

>>53619069
This nigger using semicolons, serious shit

[Anonymous No.53619109]

>>53619073
Geez wiz johnny i dunno bout dissun

[Anonymous No.53619115]

Guys I sneezed while peeing and urine flew all over the bathroom.
I do not trust this pump. I think it's going to keep crabbing around this level for a little while yet.

[Anonymous No.53619124]

lmao 1 candle wipes away 20 minutes of chop bullshit

[Anonymous No.53619133]

>>53618026
I hate this market so much its unreal

[Anonymous No.53619134]

>>53619115
This is why you should always go in the sink. It's at a more convenient height.

[Anonymous No.53619140]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.53619144]

I still don't get why people are bidding up AAPL with U.S-China relations where they are.

[Anonymous No.53619149]

>>53619052
Clearly the jews are at fault for this

[Anonymous No.53619154]

>>53619115
One time I coughed will peeing standing up in a portapotty and the pressure sent out a little turd that landed in my shorts

[Anonymous No.53619161]

>>53619144
500 thousand new jobs. 500 thousand new wagies with 500 thousand paychecks to throw at Apple and Starbucks.

[Anonymous No.53619167]

>>53619149
you got that fucking right.

[Anonymous No.53619168]

Close at the lows for maximum clowning.

[Anonymous No.53619180]

>>53619168
Who is this fine black gentleman?

[Anonymous No.53619181]

https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/node/16956/html
$2.37
Baggys and beyond is toast

[Anonymous No.53619183]

i have lost all my gains for the year now.

[Anonymous No.53619193]

Bobo's punishment must be more severe. We end at 415: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWyB447vNjg

[Anonymous No.53619194]

>>53619183
is everyone trying to play options now?
weird to see these comments so frequently

[Anonymous No.53619200]

BUDDY I SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN BED

[Anonymous No.53619203]

>>53619167
Lol those dozen wind turbines added in the left side like they're supposed to be a good thing that close to a residential area

[Anonymous No.53619217]

someone stop me from giving up. tell me QQQ will be below 300 soon.

[Anonymous No.53619221]

>>53619194
0dte plays are at an all time high

[Jealous No.53619226]

N

[Anonymous No.53619235]

>>53619194
they're fun

[Anonymous No.53619242]

Im still shorting AMZN and NFLX

[Anonymous No.53619244]

>>53619217
It could

[Anonymous No.53619246]

>>53618988
Here is the mumu version from the same series. Together these form the yin and yang of Jay Pow.

[Anonymous No.53619250]

0te puts locked and loaded.

[Anonymous No.53619249]

I just got home. Just how fucking Jewish is today????

[Anonymous No.53619256]

>>53619246
Criminy, imagine him walking up to the podium in a matador suit like that. The market would either pump or dump 1000 points, not sure which.

[Anonymous No.53619257]

>>53619226
I comes next

[Anonymous No.53619267]

>>53619226
Wow, I love how everything is the goddamn same in this contrived and homosexual market.

[Anonymous No.53619273]

>>53619226

[Anonymous No.53619283]

>>53619267
You could add VIX to the picture too

[Anonymous No.53619282]

>LIN

hhhnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNGGG

[Anonymous No.53619286]

>>53619249
Somewhere between "stretching a bit of oil to last 8 days because you're too cheap to buy more" and "annexing the West Bank".

[Anonymous No.53619292]

>>53619256
Probably both, in that exact order,kek.

[Anonymous No.53619293]

why don't we have jpow do an interview every day?
imagine how buzzing the economy would be

[Anonymous No.53619297]

>>53619286
>stretching a bit of oil to last 8 days because you're too cheap to buy more
Fucking lol. Also one of 6 million holidays avoiding getting genocided.

[Anonymous No.53619300]

I cannot fucking stand this market. Fuck these algos god damn it defies ALL logic

[Anonymous No.53619303]

>>53619180
An AI reconstruction of a certain Austrian painter if he lived today

[Anonymous No.53619304]

>>53618026
>No links
faggot

[Anonymous No.53619313]

i went all in on nasdaq with a x20 leverage. The bullrun is back i guess

[Anonymous No.53619317]

>we're approaching the day's high
time for a sour hour reversal

[Anonymous No.53619321]

>>53618057
>it's been 5 years of nonstop gains
More like 40 years...

[Anonymous No.53619327]

>>53618026
Did you niggers get THE thread DELETED.

AGAIN?

i even made a cool poem in the last one.

[Anonymous No.53619328]

Fuck nigger faggot bobos

[Anonymous No.53619329]

>>53619109
u will fomo ze xela.

[Anonymous No.53619331]

>>53619317
That would be too much

[Anonymous No.53619332]

>>53619293
I want to hear followups about what songs he knows on the guitar and if he can recommend any particular spy/detective novels.

[Anonymous No.53619333]

>GXE
Fellow GearHeads where you at

[Anonymous No.53619335]

>>53619226
Based HFT algos rippig new assholes to retailtards like usual.

[Anonymous No.53619339]

snibs at you

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53619345]

>>53619286
>Somewhere between "stretching a bit of oil to last 8 days because you're too cheap to buy more" and "annexing the West Bank".
I'm sorry, but I fail to see the difference between these two statements because they are the same thing.

[Anonymous No.53619357]

>>53618952
Just like during the Drumpf years.

[Anonymous No.53619364]

>>53619217
It won't, up forever from here

[Anonymous No.53619370]

>>53618026
So, what's the gist of what he said?

[Anonymous No.53619371]

>>53619154
this is bullish.

[Anonymous No.53619373]

>>53619327
It was one stupid retarded nigger anon

[Anonymous No.53619379]

>>53619054
C'mon $12!!!

[Anonymous No.53619384]

buying every jpow dip has been the easiest money of my life

[Anonymous No.53619386]

>>53619373
Scoops is back today?

[Anonymous No.53619390]

>>53619370
Never bet against the US.

Buy SPY calls

[Anonymous No.53619397]

I own 300 shares of company that has 900 volume today. Don't ask me anything.

[Anonymous No.53619400]

BUDDY LOOK AT MICROSOFT COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.53619404]

>>53619370
All I remember was the guy asked Powell's salary and everyone laughed when he said he made 190k a year

[Anonymous No.53619405]

>>53619370
He plays the guitar on MTV

[Anonymous No.53619408]

Trying to fight the algos is a perfect little microcosm scenario of what to expect in the future where AI successfully takes over every facet of out lives. You can't fight the algos just like you can't fight the fed. Eventually AI wont be just a little fun novelty to fuck around with and with quickly and rapidly become an unstoppable force that will enslave us all except for a very rich select few.

[Anonymous No.53619414]

>>53619345
One is small scale Judaism and the other very large scale Judaism. The market started on an uptrend and ends on an uptrend after one gigapump and one shakeout, so it rates a medium amount of Judaism.

[Anonymous No.53619426]

>>53619405
THAT AIN'T WORKING

[Anonymous No.53619428]

>>53619370
He had both regular and irregular lunches

[Anonymous No.53619430]

>>53618993
You must be doing something wrong. The anon who hates dividends claimed you just need to buy at bottom and sell at 10% profit. Please consult him ASAP.

[Anonymous No.53619432]

>>53619386
Burpcuck

[Anonymous No.53619433]

>>53619408
If algos truly do take over, communism will become a thing again and stocks will be a thing of the past.

[Anonymous No.53619444]

>>53619404
It's probably the technically correct
>well, ackschually
answer...

[Anonymous No.53619446]

DON'T FIGHT THE FED
UNLESS YOU'RE PRESIDENT FAGGOT'S NUMBER ONE BUTTBUDDY CEO WHILE THE RULING CLASS IS DOING A BUYBACK SO WE CAN PIVOT TO STATE SOCIALISM
THEN YOU CAN FIGHT THE FED

[Anonymous No.53619451]

BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.53619464]

>>53619433
>if

[Anonymous No.53619468]

>>53619432
Is he that same attention whore who makes those chemical metering boxes?

[Anonymous No.53619469]

When you think about it, a crab market with inflation like this is really a bear market.

[Anonymous No.53619472]

>>53618943
I don't know about "hilarious" but here you go

[Anonymous No.53619492]

Just Joined what the fuck is happening?

[Anonymous No.53619497]

most jewish market ytd

[Anonymous No.53619499]

>>53619492
You ever wonder how often Yellen and Powell have breakfast together? Now the market knows.

[Anonymous No.53619500]

>>53619468
Just some cuck pimping out his wife online. They’re both huge disgusting hamplanets and she does fart porn.

[Anonymous No.53619502]

>>53619492
New bull run in effect, hope you bought the bottom back in october.

[Anonymous No.53619514]

>>53619497
Wow I actually agree with a bobo

[Anonymous No.53619517]

> they fomoed in at the top again

Kek BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.53619522]

>>53619492
bulls are complete retards and trying le big squizzle on bad news, good news doesn't fucking matter

[Anonymous No.53619526]

I have been shitting for 3 hours.
Bullish or Bearish for semiconductors?
Serious answers only

[Anonymous No.53619544]

>>53619522
What news?

[Anonymous No.53619545]

It's more satisfying to buy than to sell. Therefor, the market will go up long term.

[Anonymous No.53619553]

>>53619293
>why don't we have jpow do an interview every day?
Fucking do it! Within a few months every last cunt at Goldmann, JPM and Morgan Stanley would have died of cardiac arrest. Absolutely based.

[Anonymous No.53619554]

"I" forming after the typical "N" pattern...
what comes next?

[Anonymous No.53619560]

>>53619526
you gonna get hemmoroids spending that much time on the crapper

[Anonymous No.53619561]

>>53619500
I'm an experienced architect, but fart/scat is where I draw the line.

[Anonymous No.53619582]

up down up down

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53619583]

>>53619554
gg

[Anonymous No.53619595]

Yes, I will be dining on the finest goyslop tonight

[Anonymous No.53619598]

>They thought Kangaroo market wasn't a real thing

[Anonymous No.53619610]

>>53619554
Market crash hopefully

[Anonymous No.53619613]

I would heem every bobo in this thread.

[Anonymous No.53619627]

I bought AMZN at 100.

[Anonymous No.53619631]

Gonna short this nigger market so hard ahead of cpi

[Anonymous No.53619636]

Why is it pumping on no news?

[Anonymous No.53619638]

>>53619144
Apple is moving manufacturing out of China I believe

[Anonymous No.53619643]

ok you piece of shit lets see you fuck me when the contract expires in six months

[Anonymous No.53619654]

>>53619643
No thanks

[Anonymous No.53619661]

>>53619631
Higher inflation = higher nominal valuation. Stocks crashed 50% last year actually if you account for inflation.
Also I have no clue what I'm talking about and I'm still making money. I love stock market.

[Anonymous No.53619664]

>>53619638
That is true, they're trying to move to India. +1 points to AAPL bulls.

Maybe I should switch to dunking on TSLA.

[Anonymous No.53619665]

>>53619643
uh, yeah, nah.

[Anonymous No.53619666]

>>53619636
because money is being made every minute of every day and it needs to go somewhere

[Anonymous No.53619667]

>>53619638
Where? India?

[Anonymous No.53619672]

>>53619636
why not?

[Anonymous No.53619677]

Imagine the smell of her fat wet puss

[Anonymous No.53619682]

>>53619643

[Anonymous No.53619691]

>>53619664
They seriously chose India over Veitnam

[Anonymous No.53619693]

>>53619636
It’s fomo

[Anonymous No.53619698]

Why amazon keeps on getting heemed?

[Anonymous No.53619706]

>>53619698
fundamentally a shit company

[Anonymous No.53619709]

>>53618026
So JPOW basically said nothing

[Anonymous No.53619712]

>>53619698
What a wack ass daily candle.

[Anonymous No.53619719]

>>53619636
Retail cnbc hype

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53619718]

>>53619691
India is the future, Viet-fucking-nam is the past. Get with the times scrub.

[Anonymous No.53619729]

>>53619638
>Chinks finally experiencing offshoring
PPFFFFFF HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.53619731]

>>53619706
I've started using Walmart for online shopping because Amazon has just become more expensive Aliexpress

[Anonymous No.53619739]

>>53619718
You gonna scoop a poofu instead of a gookfu?

[Anonymous No.53619742]

>>53619718
Veitnam will surpass India, veitnam superpower 2050

[Anonymous No.53619750]

this might just be the most jewish day the stock market has seen in quite some time

[Anonymous No.53619752]

>>53619718
*Was
That scammer poo destroyed India's credibility singlehandedly for the next 20 yrs
The poop bubble burst last week

[Anonymous No.53619753]

>>53619638
It's only a partial move. It would be stupid to be 100% reliant on any one country.

[Anonymous No.53619756]

>>53619750

[Anonymous No.53619760]

>>53619742
i want to date a viet girl

[Anonymous No.53619762]

>>53619750
Bullish day

[Anonymous No.53619767]

>>53619750
That says a lot considering the last year. Fuck, remember Friday and Monday?

[Anonymous No.53619776]

>>53619767
how is it so round

[Anonymous No.53619783]

>>53619718
Viet-fucking-nam will be the future as well.

[Anonymous No.53619784]

*floats into your thread collecting IP and trade data

[Anonymous No.53619790]

>>53619776
Swag.

[Anonymous No.53619807]

>>53619583
Earnings would reverse that.

[Anonymous No.53619812]

>>53619767
In awe at that lad

[Anonymous No.53619825]

>>53619691
SEA has flood risks. Look at how rekt HDD companies got when those countries had huge floods that halted production for months.

[Anonymous No.53619835]

>>53619790
bobros.. mumu looks like THAT?

[Anonymous No.53619840]

what's for slop, goyim?

[Anonymous No.53619843]

>>53619293
>why don't we have jpow do an interview every day?
he should livestream on twitch. thousands of hedge fund managers would have to watch him feed the enemy team in LoL

[Anonymous No.53619847]

>>53619691
In a few years all the doomer bears will be spamming "Just wait until Pakistan launches the nukes bro, two more weeks tops!".

[Anonymous No.53619853]

SOXL SLOW DOWN
>SOXL SLOW DOWN
SOXL SLOW DOWN
>SOXL SLOW DOWN

[Anonymous No.53619857]

>>53619840
s'ghetti and meatballs, with a Caesar salad.

[Anonymous No.53619871]

>>53619843
No chance. He'd play private games with other members of the FOMC and I'd absolutely crush them.

[Anonymous No.53619875]

Looks like we're closing green today boys.

[Anonymous No.53619878]

>>53619840
Poh tay tohs

[Anonymous No.53619879]

>>53619835
Reminder to wash your cows regularly.

[Anonymous No.53619880]

This whole market ebbs and flows at the whims of one man.

[Anonymous No.53619882]

>>53619847
Everyday I dream of an India, Pakistan, China nuclear war. The thought warms my heart. Nuclear fire cleaning the earth of all the shit that's stained it.

[Anonymous No.53619886]

>>53619843
No chance. He'd play private games with other members of the FOMC and he'd absolutely crush them.

[Anonymous No.53619888]

I bought IIPR today and it went up afterwards. Feels illegal

[Anonymous No.53619890]

>>53619875
Dump eet

[Anonymous No.53619892]

>>53619879
that an fluffy cow

[Anonymous No.53619903]

>>53619880
Now you're getting it.

[Anonymous No.53619912]

>>53619890
rude bear-san's get the slap

[Anonymous No.53619913]

>>53619880
yes, this man

[Anonymous No.53619914]

>>53619890
Cope and seethe bear nigger.

[Anonymous No.53619918]

Fuckin behnchod I fuck your basterd bloody

[Anonymous No.53619919]

>>53619742
I believe it

[Anonymous No.53619920]

Anon, is there anything you would happen to like to say right now to me?

[Anonymous No.53619921]

>>53619840
Turkey sandwich with cheese

[Anonymous No.53619928]

>>53619880
It's more like the man ebbs and flows at the whims of the market. He may be the most powerful human but he is still just following the market.

[Anonymous No.53619931]

>SPY pumped more than ARKK or IWM
uh, high beta garbage bros... I don't feel so good...

[Anonymous No.53619935]

>>53619920
Yeah fuck you and fuck the Eagles.

[Anonymous No.53619937]

>>53619913
The fuck is going on here?

[Anonymous No.53619939]

the fact that CMG hasn't split its stock is annoying because it makes selling covered calls impossible. I hate every quadruple digit stock for this reason.

[Anonymous No.53619943]

>>53619913
so that's a triple sow cow

[Anonymous No.53619953]

>>53619920
Looking forward to a new opportunity to short

[Anonymous No.53619956]

>>53619920
I FUCKING KNEEL

[Anonymous No.53619957]

>>53619913
kekekekkekekekekek nice anon

[Anonymous No.53619959]

>>53619935
The NFL writers really phoned it in this year. Aside from maybe SF v KC, I can't think of a less interesting super bowl than PHI v KC.

[Anonymous No.53619962]

For me, it’s semiconductors.

[Anonymous No.53619963]

>>53619920
S-SORRY

[Anonymous No.53619966]

>>53619937
Mentally ill man thinks he’s a beautiful woman figure skater

[Anonymous No.53619968]

not opening my portfolio, goodbye i'll see you niggers in march

[Anonymous No.53619971]

Cleveland fed raised their inflation expectation in feb today.

[Anonymous No.53619980]

BOILCHADS
WE RISE

[Anonymous No.53619982]

>Goblino golden boy in the owl for the 10th fucking time
Well, at least Tom Brady is dead now.

[Anonymous No.53619993]

AIN'T IT FUN
LIVIIIIIING
IN THE
REAL WORLD

[Anonymous No.53619992]

>>53619966
And they allow him to appear at what I can only presume to be the opening ceremony of a figure skating competition? Why is this?

[Anonymous No.53619997]

just look at the spy 1 minute chart, totally normal organic price action.
i fucking hate kikes so fucking much anon.

[Anonymous No.53620000]

>>53619966
They didn't ask if he was born with a vagina, I get it, but is it also wrong to ask him if he's ever ice skated before?

[Anonymous No.53620002]

>>53619992
Because we live in a time where the dominant religion is exceptionally retarded.

[Anonymous No.53620003]

>>53619959
right? TB vs PHI where brady gets his throwing arm broken in 5 places by a 300 pound nigger but they win anyways was the obvious ending to go for

[Anonymous No.53620007]

Why are we pumping back to the blow off top?

What made the markets green today?

[Anonymous No.53620008]

Just bought some amzn calls

[Anonymous No.53620020]

>>53620007
Powell was given a chance to tighten financial conditions last week at the FOMC. He didn't.

He was given a second chance today, in light of 500k new jobs. He, again, didn't.

[Anonymous No.53620021]

reminder that shorting AAPL is now a direct attack on scoopsies

[Anonymous No.53620025]

>>53619982
More like Mahomo

[Anonymous No.53620027]

>>53620007
Dovish fed forcasting.

[Anonymous No.53620036]

New Cramer just dropped

[Anonymous No.53620045]

>>53620000
>>53620002
I don’t get it. Why him specifically, anyone can skate that bad

[Anonymous No.53620050]

>>53620036
God, imagine how much pleasure he gets from trolling at this level. I kneel, Kramer-sama.

[Anonymous No.53620059]

Buy intel, dummies. Biden will personally fill the rocket up

[Anonymous No.53620061]

>>53620045
It was some liberal showcase that anyone can skate, it wasn't just him

[Anonymous No.53620062]

>>53620020
But the rates were raised last week, and he indicated in todays meetings that more rates will be added.

How is that dovish?

[Anonymous No.53620063]

>>53619890
> it keeps going up

[Anonymous No.53620073]

>>53619992
They believe that by making trannies appear in public as much as possible, people will start magically accepting them. It's a form of propaganda.

[Anonymous No.53620078]

>fresh intraday highs
It's not too late to buy before SPX goes to 4700, bobo.

[Anonymous No.53620081]

>>53620036
Why am I starting to like Cramer unironically now

[Anonymous No.53620083]

What does it mean for the future of this economy where not even hiking rates the fastest it has ever been hiked and the markets are still showing signs of resilience? Is something going to break that will create a crash at a magnitude never before seen?

[Anonymous No.53620087]

>>53619718
vn muôn năm đĩ chó ơi

>>53619742
Vietnam has a big social problem with standards, even worse than the Chinese. This is their biggest obstacle. The best example:
>vietnam reforms economy
>says theyre ready to join the free world
>japan lends them money to build an electric metro in hcmc
>vnese govt brags for years about the metro as sites go up with the japanese and vnese flag
>individual jobs get pieced out to cousins' companies who cut corners on inventory and steal
>one decade later
>the money is all gone, probably never to be repaid
>hcmc still has no monorail
>there are embarrassing shadow of the colossus looking pillars and shit made of concrete everywhere now forever
Invest in Vietnam when that monorail is finished. Right now that same "smile and nod while stealing from the till" attitude is common in every aspect of life here. I do some English teaching on the side and their schools are exactly like the metro. "All high school seniors fluent in English by 2020," the government says. But no one speaks English, not even the teachers, because all the investment money gets misapplied and stolen.

>>53619760
So come over here and date one. It's SEA so you pretty much have your pick. I'm married to a Viet girl and couldn't be happier. Imagine being taken care of for your whole life by a girl who permanently looks 15 and will burst into tears if you yell at her-- but has also been through some real poverty shit and is probably tougher than you are.

[Anonymous No.53620089]

>>53620062
We've known that pace of rate hikes for quite a while. It not changing plus Yellen continuing to drain the TGA means steady liquidity pumping for the next few months.

[Anonymous No.53620095]

No, really, what the FUCK was that?

[Anonymous No.53620096]

>>53620045
You know why anon

[Anonymous No.53620102]

>>53620078
How do you even buy index funds?
I can only seem to get my hands on etf's

[Anonymous No.53620108]

>>53620083
>Is something going to break
Yes, the UK gilt market, Credit Suisse, the BOJ's yield curve control, and a kazillion Chink scams. However this isn't 2005; CBs are Johnny on the spot when it comes to targeted money printing and crisis bailouts.

Now you can see the result in line go up.

[Anonymous No.53620111]

I am financially turned on.

[Anonymous No.53620112]

>>53620102
I like VTI

[Anonymous No.53620115]

>>53620062
mumus are retarded. 25 bepis == pivot! bullish rate hikes! inflation? bullish! we all going to be billionaries, wagmi!

[Anonymous No.53620117]

>AMZN green
Apologize.

[Anonymous No.53620119]

So literally line go up from now until the next pandemic then

[Anonymous No.53620125]

>>53620115
This market is pissing me off

nothing fucking makes sense anymore

[Anonymous No.53620129]

Amazon is finally GREEN

[Anonymous No.53620134]

>>53620083
SPY would be at $600 if it wasn't for rate hikes. Never doubt Biden's eceonomy

[Anonymous No.53620137]

>>53620102
Indexes (like SPX) are not index funds (like VTI). You can't technically buy the former, though something like a futures account will let you recklessly speculate directly on them 23/5.

[Anonymous No.53620138]

Man it's like that dip earlier today never even happened. Incredible

[Anonymous No.53620139]

>>53620115
>we all going to be billionaries, wagmi!
i just want to be a multi-millionaire, is that too much to ask??

[Anonymous No.53620148]

[Anonymous No.53620150]

>>53620119
Yes, and when the next pandemic or black swan event occurs the Fed will go infinite QE again so we moon even harder. Basically bobos are losers, anyone who is still bearish at this point is mentally ill.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53620154]

>>53620134
You think he's going to mention anything about the economy tonight during his speech to the joint smokers in congress?

[Anonymous No.53620156]

>powell says rates will keep being raised
>OOOOOOOOO THAT MEANS HE'S GONNA PIVOT AND LOWER RATES I'M FRONTROONING
Holy shit what is wrong with pivoters kek.

[Anonymous No.53620158]

>>53620148
Delete this

[Anonymous No.53620172]

>>53620148
Well shit.

[Anonymous No.53620173]

>>53619931
nvm, we're back

[Anonymous No.53620174]

BIDEN SPEAKS TONIGHT

SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.53620175]

>>53620156
>he STILL thinks Powell isn't going to get his soft landing
anon why do you keep fighting it

[Anonymous No.53620178]

>>53620036
Bearfags in absolute shambles and mind destroyed

[Anonymous No.53620179]

>>53620096
>>53620073
>>53620061
This is beyond retarded. It’s some sort of evil.

[Anonymous No.53620180]

>>53620148
I think I get it now. We are finally in the middle of the "return to normal" phase right now.

[Anonymous No.53620181]

>>53620154
If he won't forget about it then yes.

[Anonymous No.53620189]

remember inflation is bullish it means stock market goes up

[Anonymous No.53620191]

bears are beginning to lash out erratically. we're probably close to the short term top

[Anonymous No.53620201]

>>53620115
>bullish rate hikes! inflation? bullish! we all going to be billionaries
If inflation is high enough

[Anonymous No.53620205]

>>53620191
this is those 'people' (and I use that term quite loosely) natural state of being.

[Anonymous No.53620209]

>>53620156
Don't fight the Fed, bobo. Powell reaffirmed his dovish stance today, just go with the Fed and you'll make money.

[Anonymous No.53620219]

are SOXL bros coming out of the woodwork?

[Anonymous No.53620221]

new
>>53620218
>>53620218
>>53620218

[Anonymous No.53620229]

>>53620087
>California High-Speed Rail (also known as CAHSR or CHSR) is a publicly funded high-speed rail system currently under construction in California in the United States. Planning for the project began in 1996, when the California Legislature and Governor Pete Wilson established the California High-Speed Rail Authority and tasked it with creating a plan for the system and presenting it to the voters of the state for approval.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53620263]

>>53620181
>My fellow Americans
>The past si-six weeks have uhh, you know, greatest economic prosperity all time for 4 for the working families in this country.
>People are you know shopping at the dollar general for their uhh f-f-f-ood an-and groceries because they have dollars now.
>My economy is the greatest.

Yeah line will be going down for sure tomorrow. There's no way he doesn't piss off the jews in his speech.

[Anonymous No.53620270]

>>53620112
VTI?

Recommend me some other index funds anons.

[Anonymous No.53620485]

>>53620263
Sounds like you got hands on his leaked script kek

[Anonymous No.53622469]

is nobody really jumping on XELA? With all the AI pumps recently, even just a cursory amount of DD will show you one of the board members is also a co-founding member of openAI.

I tried to give you all a gift.