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[Anonymous No.53609626]

Once upon a time, there was a dad named Mr. Bumbling who loved his son more than anything in the world. So, one day, he decided to buy him the most amazing house that he could find. However, Mr. Bumbling was a little bit... strange. He had an odd sense of humor and an even odder taste in home decor.

He found a house that was shaped like a giant shoe and thought it was the perfect place for his son to live. When his son saw the house, he was mortified. The house was bright green with yellow polka dots and had a giant red heel. But, Mr. Bumbling was so excited about the house that his son couldn't bring himself to disappoint him.

So, they moved in and Mr. Bumbling decided to throw a housewarming party. But, instead of inviting friends and family, he invited a group of clowns. The clowns arrived and started performing all sorts of crazy antics, like juggling furniture and riding tricycles through the house.

As if that wasn't strange enough, Mr. Bumbling then announced that he had hired a giraffe to be the butler. The giraffe walked around serving drinks and hors d'oeuvres on its long neck. The guests were all trying their best to keep a straight face, but it was difficult.

The climax of the party came when Mr. Bumbling declared that he had hired a group of monkeys to play the music. The monkeys started banging on pots and pans and screeching loudly. Just as everyone thought they couldn't take it anymore, the monkeys started throwing banana cream pies at the guests.

The party was a disaster and the guests couldn't wait to get out of there. But, Mr. Bumbling was so proud of his new home and the unique party that he threw. From that day on, the shoe-shaped house became known as the weirdest and most ridiculous house in the neighborhood.

And that, my friends, is the story of a dad who loved his son so much that he bought him a house that was just as strange and ridiculous as he was.

[Anonymous No.53609633]

I'm reading all that

[Anonymous No.53609659]

Once upon a time, there was a Dad named Bob who wanted to buy his son, Timmy, a house. Timmy was a grown man, but still lived with his Dad. Bob was tired of living in a small apartment and wanted to give Timmy the gift of a lifetime.

Bob had always been a bit of a joker, so he decided to make the process of buying a house as ridiculous as possible. He decided to go undercover as a wealthy real estate agent, complete with a fake moustache and a fake accent.

Bob and Timmy went to look at a house that was for sale. When they arrived, the real estate agent showed them around the house, but Bob kept interrupting the agent, pretending to be a wealthy buyer. He asked the most absurd questions, such as “Does this house come with a unicorn in the backyard?” and “Can you guarantee that this house will never flood, even if it rains chocolate milk?”

The real estate agent was so flustered by Bob’s antics that she didn't realize that he was actually the one buying the house. Bob kept up the act until the agent finally gave up and left the room, muttering to herself about crazy buyers.

Bob then turned to Timmy and revealed his true identity, causing Timmy to burst out laughing. Bob handed over the keys to the house and told Timmy that he was now a homeowner.

The two of them spent the next few days decorating and settling into their new house. Bob had made sure that the house was equipped with all the ridiculous things that he had asked for, such as a unicorn statue in the backyard and a shower that only poured chocolate milk.

From that day on, Bob and Timmy lived happily in their new home, laughing and joking with each other every day. Timmy was grateful for the ridiculous gift that his Dad had given him, and Bob was happy that he could make his son smile. And they all lived happily ever after.

The end.

[Anonymous No.53609674]

>>53609659
Bob is gay