/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53599116]

Selena the goblina edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Egg Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEZxCbcaweU [Embed] [Embed]

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>>53597998

[Anonymous No.53599136]

WOAH BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.53599139]

Anything comfier than investing in dividend aristocrats in your Roth IRA? The thought of growing dividends every year makes me rock hard. Imagine making 30% yields yearly. That’s a reality for many people
>inb4 you don’t understand that a 3% yield from a dividend king today means it will be 3% yield over the life of your investment. Not understanding that every year it is raised your personal yield raises

[Anonymous No.53599140]

>>53599116
I want to short COIN

[Anonymous No.53599142]

selena
/smg/ gobleena
now she is the queen of tiktok whores
(what she's waited for)

[Anonymous No.53599151]

it's a joke, right?

[Anonymous No.53599156]

>>53599139
Dividends are for boomers who have already made it

[Anonymous No.53599155]

>>53599139
I thought about doing dividens but hen I realized how pointless they were. Index funds are the best for long term investments.

[Anonymous No.53599159]

>>53599140
Bitcoin just pumped and COIN did not even respond yet

[Anonymous No.53599160]

God, she's going to be so fucking fat before this decade is through.

[Anonymous No.53599163]

>>53599136
HOH NEGRO BEATRICE

[Anonymous No.53599168]

>>53599116

[Anonymous No.53599170]

>Market not budging
Time to concentrate on work

[Anonymous No.53599171]

when a central bank changes their tone suddenly and tries to push for a narrative of 'soft landing', you know shit is getting very bad, and that they are fearful of a hard crash landing
a central bank operates through interest rates and forward guidance. the more a central bank says "we're not worried about X, Y isn't going to happen" the more it means that they are worried about X, and Y is likely going to happen.
if the fed was not worried about a hard landing, they would not be easing up on rhetoric.
just think about it from a game theory perspective - if you were the fed, and you really believed that that there was going to be a soft landing, would you go out and tell everyone?
no. if you go out and tell everyone, they immediately start spending more, financial conditions severely loosen, inflation kickstarts, and you risk the soft landing you saw was possible
but if you see that there is a hard landing, you go out and say soft landing, for the same reasons - it gets everyone to go out and spend more, financial conditions loosen, and you try to prevent an economic crash

[Anonymous No.53599173]

>>53599163
OH WHITE WENDY!

[Anonymous No.53599179]

>he didn’t buy the dip

With the generational bottom set there is literally no risk buying the indexes here.

[Anonymous No.53599180]

>>53599168

[Anonymous No.53599186]

>>53599116
shes not even get anything free or extra. idk why this gif makes people seethe so much.

[Anonymous No.53599188]

>>53599168
She’s based.

[Anonymous No.53599196]

>>53599151
your entire existence? yes.

[Anonymous No.53599200]

>>53599116
https://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/watchnewslive.tv

[Anonymous No.53599201]

i hate her, and yet i want her
is this a normal response to the female race?

[Anonymous No.53599204]

>>53599186
Dudes can't handle women doing silly things.

[Anonymous No.53599209]

>>53599186
>See women being happy
>Incels seethe

Sad, many such cases.

[Anonymous No.53599215]

>>53599155
You aren’t good at investing
>>53599156
This is a retard take. If you invest in companies that constantly raise their dividend you are going to make it. People out there stacking O for 12 years make double the dividend income than investing in JEPI.

[Anonymous No.53599216]

>>53599186
shes just goofy. who is seething about this?

[Anonymous No.53599219]

>>53599186
If you don't understand, you're probably just autistic and it's not your fault.

[Anonymous No.53599226]

[Anonymous No.53599231]

>>53599156
Dividends are ONLY good once you have a 7 fig number to throw down
Dividends are end game, literally the final step to never working again.

[Anonymous No.53599237]

>>53599231
My view as well.

[Anonymous No.53599242]

>>53599226
Buy JPM faggot.

[Anonymous No.53599244]

>>53599116
I keep wanting to watch webMs but I'm on Safari. is there a good plugin or do I need to switch browsers?

I don't want to, all my passwords and settings are on here but I'm sick of missing the webm lulz

[Anonymous No.53599255]

[Anonymous No.53599256]

>>53599173
HOWDY CAUCASOID CATHERINE

[Anonymous No.53599264]

>>53599215
Why? Because I disagree with divined stocks being viable? What is the realistic point of divined stocks? What can divies do for me that I cannot get from just trading my stocks? Not to mention dividend incentivize companies to poorly manage their assets by valuing divined pay outs to their investors over just taking that money and reinvesting it back into the company to generate me more profit in the long run.

It's a cheap gimmick.

[Anonymous No.53599263]

>>53599244
>apple cucks can't view webms

[Anonymous No.53599268]

>>53599216
You're talking to a bunch of virgins (prostitutes don't count) who are angry that she's not having sex with them. A pretty girl having fun pisses them off.

[Anonymous No.53599275]

>>53599244
Just switch to a real browser. All of them have importing tools and shit.

[Anonymous No.53599281]

>>53599226

[Anonymous No.53599284]

>>53599275
Browsers?
He needs to switch his whole machine.

[Anonymous No.53599286]

>>53599255

[Anonymous No.53599287]

>>53599244
I keep safari open on another desktop, it's rarely worth it copy/pasting webms
only really do it for shit that people keep reposting so you know what it's about

[Anonymous No.53599294]

>>53599186
I just hate women so much its unreal
Love from Kazakhstan

[Anonymous No.53599298]

>>53599263
Yeah it sucks this is my first Mac device.

Also what the hell is so special about that webM? Some bitch ordering food?

Also, TSLA to 200 by EOD.

[Anonymous No.53599306]

>>53599255
>That face.

[Anonymous No.53599311]

>>53599294
Some Women are based. Have sex incel

[Anonymous No.53599312]

>>53599256
HOLA BEANER BERENICE

[Anonymous No.53599313]

>>53599286
Norf FC lurking in the background.

[Anonymous No.53599317]

>>53599294
>Love from Kazakhstan
Please tell KAP to cut production further. Thanks in advance.

[Anonymous No.53599319]

>>53599268
>You're talking to a bunch of virgins (prostitutes don't count) who are angry that she's not having sex with them. A pretty girl having fun pisses them off.

[Anonymous No.53599322]

>>53599264
Yea you’re a really bad investor. Kek baggie

[Anonymous No.53599323]

>>53599263
Sad! Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.53599324]

>>53599286

[Anonymous No.53599325]

>>53599264
The best performing stock the last 70 years was one with a big divvy.

[Anonymous No.53599327]

>>53599298
Webm is an open source media protocol with high quality resolution.

[Anonymous No.53599336]

>>53599231
>>53599237
It's good you guys are thinking about your end game but note that this is completely wrong.

"Sit back and collect divvies" requires as much time and thought as "maximize total return, sell shares as needed". There are shit divvy payers to avoid, inflation exists, and even if you're like that guy who structures monthly payments by juggling a hundred different stocks, retirement expenses aren't constant.

[Anonymous No.53599338]

>>53599168
>>53599255
>>53599286
Everyone knows the is symbolic for his sauce = cum which they will eat via the meal

[Anonymous No.53599339]

>>53599322
>You're a bad investor
>Gives no explanation as to why

[Anonymous No.53599349]

3 months yield falling
6 months yierl rising
Looks like another weird week

[Anonymous No.53599351]

>>53599322
He's right though. Dividends are retarded and should only be used if the cash can't be used to grow the company further.

[Anonymous No.53599354]

>>53599322
most retarded poster in here, congrats

[Anonymous No.53599355]

>>53599338
hi Travis

[Anonymous No.53599357]

>>53599339
Or was heavily implied that the dividend misinformation you posted led me to that conclusion. kek baggie

[Anonymous No.53599358]

Did the Friday dump mindbreak everyone? What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.53599361]

>>53599338
what the fuck did i write its over

[Anonymous No.53599375]

are there any big companies that are a buy now?

[Anonymous No.53599377]

>>53599325
MNST has no divvy.

[Anonymous No.53599380]

Thread/Market theme

up and down up and down. COME ON MORE ENERGY!

[Anonymous No.53599381]

>>53599284
Jesus, are Macs/iPhones really that bad?

[Anonymous No.53599382]

>>53599351
It’s called free cash flow. Is Coca Cola really going to grow their business any? Thankfully they just use their reliable cash flow to return value to the shareholder

[Anonymous No.53599387]

OIL IS GOING TO $135!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUY BUY BUY!!!!

[Anonymous No.53599388]

>>53599186
The seethe about this one is a little bit more understandable compared to the "I filmed my GF leaving work for one year straight" video that usually causes a tidal wave of incel rage.

[Anonymous No.53599391]

>>53599357
>Misinformation

What are you some type of dividen FBI shill?
This isn't misinformation you moronic faggot this is fact. Why should companies pay out dividens when that money can be reinvested back into the company to generate better returns and capital for sed company? It's a huge red flag. Prove me wrong you smooth brained mother fucker, kek.

[Anonymous No.53599405]

>>53599387
oil barons...

[Anonymous No.53599406]

>>53599391
It’s wrong information passed off as right information. I’m not sure what you’d call it. Dividend companies like apple and Microsoft are some of the most successful companies in the world

[Anonymous No.53599412]

>>53599263
Safari has been able to play webms for a while now.

[Anonymous No.53599413]

>because there are bad companies with dividends
>the concept of dividends are bad
And this is why this general is poor.

>>53599377
MO smokes MNST.

[Anonymous No.53599418]

Dividends?
You're fucking gays.

[Anonymous No.53599420]

>>53599358
They just realized DXY is about to burn down every Yankee portfolio from here to Harper's Ferry.

[Anonymous No.53599427]

>>53599387
They will escalate Nato/Ukraine/Russia until they have Oil well above $100 by any means necessary.

[Anonymous No.53599428]

>>53599418
kek baggie

[Anonymous No.53599431]

>>53599381
It's a sleek machine. I really liked my old ThinkPad though.

I keep going to Firefox to watch these women webms and I'm baffled how anyone can feel anything good or bad about them at all.

>tfw polface meme is real

[Anonymous No.53599438]

Kek?
You're fucking gays.

[Anonymous No.53599448]

>>53599406
What is wrong about it?
Just because companies like wmt and MSFT pay out dividens doesn't mean they are successful because of that fact. and sure Free cash flow is different when you are talking these massive, basically, monopolies, but I still see nothing really of value that dividend bring to me, an investor, that simply trading my shares cannot give me.

[Anonymous No.53599449]

>>53599431
ronald mcdonald looks like THAT???

[Anonymous No.53599457]

>tfw no quirky brown weeb gf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY AM I EVEN HERE

[Anonymous No.53599470]

>>53599313
'Ate me wife.

Luv me shawarma.

Simple as.

[Anonymous No.53599481]

>>53599448
Every company strives to become a dividend company. Is this your first day investing? Why would a company grow and then not provide shareholders with any value unles they sell their shares? It’s the same in private equity too.

[Anonymous No.53599483]

Kike market today, nothing but chop

[Anonymous No.53599497]

>>53599358
it's just a correction

[Anonymous No.53599502]

>i'm a woman now
>a LESBIAN woman
>where da cis women at?
kek why are low quality males like this?

[Anonymous No.53599504]

kek a new generation of NVDA baggies we’re just birthed on that pump.

[Anonymous No.53599508]

>>53599470
The norf is the only place in the UK I actually care to visit one day.

[Anonymous No.53599510]

>>53599481
>Every company strives to become a dividend company.
No, plenty just do buybacks.

>Why would a company grow and then not provide shareholders with any value unles they sell their shares?
Because then the investors can get their money back in a time and amount of their choosing.

Look, the line isn't "fuck dividends, only buy 0% yield stocks" it's "divvies are irrelevant". Invest in good companies and sectors then handle the cash flow separately.

[Anonymous No.53599522]

>>53599508
>KILLS
>CHIP

[Anonymous No.53599526]

>>53599336
I'd probably just stick to that list of ones that have been raising their div for 50+ years I can't remember the link to the website but I have the Google doc

[Anonymous No.53599528]

>>53599186
We don't hate womem, we hate incels and simp fags like you. Incels had Never seen an average women doing normal stuff like...eating?

Nu/biz/ puts any women in a pedestal

[Anonymous No.53599529]

>>53599510
Yeah, buybacks pump stocks higher than any divined give out ever will, kek.

[Anonymous No.53599531]

>>53599502
Because the people who want to destroy the west forced it to be acceptable, and the normies dont care.

[Anonymous No.53599534]

Anything on sale lads?

[Anonymous No.53599541]

>>53599502
Don't hate the player hate the game.

[Anonymous No.53599542]

>>53599534
I bought TRUFF and SKYT today. Do with this information what you will.

[Anonymous No.53599544]

>>53599534
free can on us with any kebab

[Anonymous No.53599550]

>>53599534
Nat gas is on sale.
I would also say platinum is worth looking into...

[Anonymous No.53599552]

>>53599534
IAUX
AEM
most PM related companies.

[Anonymous No.53599553]

>>53599526
Yeah and if there were robust/comparable metrics for buybacks, I bet you that list of "buyback aristocrats" would probably perform similarly.

The point is, if you're clinging to something like INTC as it gets lapped technologically, or buy into KO despite knowing a Bloomberg tax is about to get passed, you're dicking yourself over.

[Anonymous No.53599554]

>>53599510
What a retard. Do you understand that receiving value from the company and retaining 100% of shares is preferable to having to sell off bits of stock like a poorfag. You really are bad at investing

[Anonymous No.53599556]

>>53599413
>MO smokes MNST.
Not even close. MO was great in the 60s through the 80s but now its a melting icecube.
MO has underperformed SPY on a total return basis since 2001.

[Anonymous No.53599567]

>>53599554
>Do you understand that receiving value from the company and retaining 100% of shares is preferable to having to sell off bits of stock like a poorfag.
It's not and I guarantee I'm richer than you.

[Anonymous No.53599575]

The only posters here worth anything are the ones that give heads up on P'n'Ds.
The rest of you are fucking gays.

Thanks anon, you're not a fucking gay.

[Anonymous No.53599577]

>>53599534
oil

[Anonymous No.53599579]

>>53599567
Yea it’s much better. I get richer every month, you have to sell stock to get a taste. Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.53599583]

>>53599575
Didn't Rocker literally just say short MSGM in his video? Partial credit for getting the "nD" right.

[Anonymous No.53599588]

>>53599550
Kek, gas baggies

[Anonymous No.53599595]

>>53599554
> Do you understand that receiving value from the company and retaining 100% of shares is preferable to having to sell off bits of stock

why?

You can literally pull out your gains annual and still receive compound interest. Actually when you put it like this it just make it sound like your locking your money away never to be touched again, kek.

[Anonymous No.53599609]

I gotta say, this working part time thing is ok. I'm starting to exercise during my off days, I don't feel like a robot anymore. I know I can't do this forever but damnit i'm gonna enjoy it. I get to spend all day here with the boys pal'n around

[Anonymous No.53599612]

>>53599579
>Have 10,000 $100 shares worth $1,000,000
>Stock buys back to $110
>Sell 20 shares to cover monthly expenses
>Now only have 9,980 shares worth $1,097,800

[Anonymous No.53599619]

>>53599609
i'm not your buddy guy

[Anonymous No.53599623]

theres a stock called SNES. The SNES was my first consoe. I had Spawn Double Dragon, Super Mario World 3, TMNT: Turtles in time, Battle Cars, and Warios Woods. Im going all in

[Anonymous No.53599633]

Learn to spell, shill

[Anonymous No.53599639]

>>53599619
I'm not your guy, pal

[Anonymous No.53599643]

>>53599583
>>53599583
stfu gay

[Anonymous No.53599647]

>>53599609
I'm not your boy, chief.

[Anonymous No.53599648]

>>53599619
I'm not your guy, pal

[Anonymous No.53599649]

>>53599542
SKYT is about to pop to the 20s.

[Anonymous No.53599651]

>>53599575
>bro the only ones who are worth anything are ones who randomly shill a stock that i buy and it happens to go up

[Anonymous No.53599655]

>>53599575
I'm just here to trade pictures of frogs. Haven't you done your own research you fucking parasite?

[Anonymous No.53599656]

>>53599623
SNES master race

[Anonymous No.53599657]

>>53599612
>the stock WILL increase in value
kek baggie

[Anonymous No.53599660]

>>53599577
why is oil on sale?

[Anonymous No.53599662]

>>53599633
it was a shitpost you dumb faggot.god you autists are fucking insufferable.

[Anonymous No.53599668]

>>53599609
Have you tried looking into workout routines, or are you insistent on going blind?
>inb4 hamchads dont need routines
Everyone does.

[Anonymous No.53599671]

>>53599655
>research
The homodity of the gays here is overwhelming

[Anonymous No.53599672]

>>53599623
>Received my SNES 28 years ago now
Time is fleeting and gay

[Anonymous No.53599674]

>>53599656
Oh yea, I had a ken griffys major league baseball and kyle pettys no fear racing too.

[Anonymous No.53599675]

>>53599656
that's a PAL cartridge, buddy

[Anonymous No.53599676]

>>53599612
>Now only have 9,980 shares
Now only have 9,980 shares

[Anonymous No.53599678]

>>53599655

[Anonymous No.53599679]

>>53599657
What you should have learned is that share count is irrelevant.

If you're worried about stock value, maybe you should look at, say, KO. Whose share price is flat over the last year. Meaning you gained a whopping 3% in excellent divvy income, while losing about 10% in real value on the shares to inflation.

[Anonymous No.53599680]

If you're not buying Intel, you're against making $?

[Anonymous No.53599681]

is masturbation still bad if a girl masturbates you?

[Anonymous No.53599682]

ay lmao, fuck this gay economy

[Anonymous No.53599684]

>>53599671
what video is this from i swear i seen this

[Anonymous No.53599686]

>>53599623
>TMNT: Turtles in time
loved it
I still have mine

[Anonymous No.53599689]

>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104

[Anonymous No.53599690]

>>53599660
People are selling black gold because it's only PC to buy African American gold.

[Anonymous No.53599691]

>>53599675
i'm not your buddy, NTSC

[Anonymous No.53599698]

Everyone really needs to get their shit together.

[Anonymous No.53599699]

>>53599244
I can watch the .webm’s not sure why when others say they can’t. Get the VLC app

[Anonymous No.53599701]

Can these jews stop rigging the market like this? Just make a god damn move and be done with it, instead of fucking wicking every single person out, long or short

[Anonymous No.53599704]

DXY about to end this nigger rally for good

[Anonymous No.53599706]

>>53599668
>routine
Listen to this homo. I just do what I do because like you said, hamchads don't need routines. Not trying to be a /fit/fag

[Anonymous No.53599707]

>>53599684
Rogan clip about LIV vs PGA Tour

[Anonymous No.53599710]

>>53599689
damn this DXY breakout is the real one

[Anonymous No.53599711]

>>53599671
>Was worth more than my education to them
Everybody you're answering to has a degree from a school as good or better than the one you went to. You graduated from school, so it follows you were successful with your education.

[Anonymous No.53599713]

>>53599660
Because the jews want to bait mumu for one last holocaust

[Anonymous No.53599715]

>>53599676
Yeah, in about 40 years I'll run out of shares. You know, assuming they never do any splits. And that monthly expenses keep requiring a full 20 shares sold every month.

Come on, divvyfag, use your brain.

[Anonymous No.53599720]

how much would my google stick rise if they fired that pajeet ceo?

[Anonymous No.53599726]

>>53599689
Fuck yeah dixie bros, this is our time.

[Anonymous No.53599727]

>>53599255
Is that mayonnaise or some secret yoghurt sauce?

[Anonymous No.53599728]

>>53599710
NOOOOOO MUH GBP

[Anonymous No.53599729]

>>53599715
kek baggie

[Anonymous No.53599736]

>>53599662
>Thinks I was talking about him
You must have been at the top of your fucking class.

[Anonymous No.53599738]

>>53599720
-10% because it would lose -10 points on its ESG score.

[Anonymous No.53599748]

>>53599715
first one had more in it anyway

[Anonymous No.53599751]

>>53599155
Yes. What you want is free cash flow. If a company uses its FCF for a dividend, that's good. If it uses its FCF to improve the business or buy back stock or something else, that's good too.

[Anonymous No.53599755]

>>53599729
Bruh, some company like Autozone isn't going to go full BRK.A.

[Anonymous No.53599759]

>>53599264
Explain XOM then.

[Anonymous No.53599767]

>>53599727
The secret sauce is cum

[Anonymous No.53599771]

>>53599689
Can't wait to load up more yen at 150

[Anonymous No.53599791]

>>53599706
When your jewish doctor tells you that you need to lose weight, and refers you to a jewish physio (are there any?). They will tell you that a routine is essential, and you will remember my constant /fit/ posts, from 6 years earlier.
>>53599710
Naw, DXY not gongo above 104. Quit your pathetic bobo posting.

[Anonymous No.53599796]

>>53599298
I am on a ten year old iPad right now and I can view .webm
Not sure what your issue should be.

[Anonymous No.53599808]

[Anonymous No.53599822]

>>53598780
>>53598715
>>53598604

We need to remove the Wokeness from AI or it could have DETRIMENTAL effects on our society.

[Anonymous No.53599824]

I need oil up and Nasdaq down please

[Anonymous No.53599823]

how do I long the USPS?
these niggas fast

[Anonymous No.53599831]

>>53599791
In all seriousness of course I have a "routine" of sorts I'm not just doing random exercise at random increments. I did p90 for years in my 20's so I'm not completely retarded

[Anonymous No.53599841]

what networth do I need to posses in order to acquire a cute passing trap bf(gf)

[Anonymous No.53599861]

>>53599841
They dont want you to know this but traps are free

[Anonymous No.53599865]

>>53599824
prease no more oir downu I'm stirr bagging petrobrasu from monthsu ago

[Anonymous No.53599869]

why doesn't all of biz just buy TUWOY and enjoy the scam?

[Anonymous No.53599873]

>>53599748
j f c
you can't be serious

[Anonymous No.53599877]

Am i the only one shorting NETFLIX?

[Anonymous No.53599881]

>>53599623
i booted up my old dreamcast this morning for the first time in 20 years. to my surprise my CD-R of 3rd strike still works

[Anonymous No.53599882]

boil bros, is there a reason I'm not boiling alive today? Was there news, did most european natural gas evaporate overnight because someone left the hatches open?

[Anonymous No.53599892]

>>53599882
im thinking the turkey quake has something to do with it

[Anonymous No.53599893]

>>53599873
i am serious, and don't take the lord's name in vain

[Anonymous No.53599896]

[Anonymous No.53599898]

Just buy ze dip anon.
4300 is next.

[Anonymous No.53599903]

>>53599715
>Assuming they never do any splits
You know that splits decrease the value of each share, right? If it splits 2:1 you'll have to sell twice as many to make up the same amount of money.
>And my monthly expenses never exceed $2200
For 40 years? Good luck. That's about as likely as line always going up.
The point of investing is to own the shares, not sell them. The Shares themselves are the wealth, not the dollar value of the shares.
If you want to make money on price moves, borrow against the shares and trade options. It's called hedging.

[Anonymous No.53599904]

>>53599892
Is it wrong to profit from massive suffering and death?

[Anonymous No.53599905]

STALL STALL STALL

[Anonymous No.53599912]

>>53599822
AI overlords everyone.

[Anonymous No.53599915]

>>53599751
yeah, and specifically favoring a group of businesses that don't have anything better to do with their money than distributing it to investors is kinda dumb, imo

[Anonymous No.53599922]

>>53599904
yes but also who cares

[Anonymous No.53599926]

>>53599904
sorry i'm jewish i dont have morals when it comes to money

[Anonymous No.53599929]

so you lost a few shekels
boys, let's be reasonable about this

[Anonymous No.53599933]

>>53599904
No, it´s based and a redpilled act of stoicism.

[Anonymous No.53599936]

>>53599679
Share count is literally the only thing that's relevant.
>KO's share price is flat over the last year
Zoom Out, you fucking clown.

[Anonymous No.53599938]

>>53599116
do you think she has roast beef or innie?

[Anonymous No.53599942]

why the fuck are stocks down?? what the fuck you homos???!

[Anonymous No.53599943]

>>53599822
They must've overcompensated with ChatGPT, especially when mainstream news was bitching about AI being racist

[Anonymous No.53599953]

>>53599904
Not if your white

[Anonymous No.53599955]

>>53599915
Not really. Depends whether they're cheap. ROIC is overrated by passive investors who don't understand timing and valuation.
I'd rather get a good return on my own investment than pay up premium for a business that I think might get a good return on their future internal investments.

[Anonymous No.53599962]

what's the modern day equivalent of the dutch east india company?
will there be a space equivalent, and can i be a privateer for them?

[Anonymous No.53599965]

>>53599336
paid shill

[Anonymous No.53599968]

>>53599938
My money is on a smooth innie

[Anonymous No.53599970]

>>53599942
Do you have a foreskin?

[Anonymous No.53599977]

>>53599822
Can't you just go into ChatGPT, ask for this same exact answer, and reply, "No, ChatGPT, that answer is false. THIS is the objective truth on racism."

[Anonymous No.53599983]

>>53599962
Probably something chinese. Wect is way too cucked for this

[Anonymous No.53599997]

What in the fuck is happening, equities rising and bond yields rising? What
2y/10y is at 0.82%
What

[Anonymous No.53599999]

>>53599962
what can you even get from space? raw elements? if space mining ever becomes a thing it will just cause /pmg/ to commit ritual suicide

[Anonymous No.53600000]

>>53599936
Waste of time arguing with him. He is most likely paid to come here and spew his bullshit everyday. Big money wants retail to sell, so I wouldn't be surprised if they hired shills to go around and tell people to sell their stocks.

[Anonymous No.53600016]

>>53599999
>>53600000
Giant waste of digits
big bearish sign indeed

[Anonymous No.53600019]

>>53599999
>What can you get from this "new world" "North America"?

[Anonymous No.53600020]

>>53599999
>>53600000
oh mama

[Anonymous No.53600025]

>>53599999
>>53600000
Wasted digits

[Anonymous No.53600035]

>>53599999
>it will just cause /pmg/ to commit ritual suicide
checked.
Why exactly? Wouldn't the value of those metals need to be EXTREMELY high, to make space mining plausible?
>>53600000
checked
You're right. Bottom was in October. Retesting isn't off the table, but definitely not going lower.

[Anonymous No.53600042]

>>53599997
Retail FOMO onto top of a run of the mill bear market rally.
Short everything

[Anonymous No.53600053]

MUH GBP/USD!!!

[Anonymous No.53600056]

what's the difference between a 10k and a 10q?

[Anonymous No.53600062]

>>53600042
Well, I am, but mumu retard strength is really starting to piss me off
chainsaw through mumu wen
That meme always gives me energy

[Anonymous No.53600069]

>>53600000
>>53599999
Bullish

[Anonymous No.53600072]

>>53600056
Wooo- why so anti-Semitic?

[Anonymous No.53600083]

The top four stocks in my portfolio that have over 100% gains are XOM, MA, CHD, and HAL. Only XOM would be what I call a dividend stock. Most of my dividend stocks are less then 50% in gains. It’s why I try to balance them out. You lose out on good gains chasing a div yield. It’s best to go for value when you are young and in your prime earning years.

[Anonymous No.53600086]

The 3 publicly traded stocks with AI in their name are absolutely popping off. Anyone looking at this?

[Anonymous No.53600095]

>>53599380
adverity hire?
what did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.53600104]

>>53599955
How do you use your knowledge of timing and valuation to beat the market? Are you talking about tilting your portfolio toward value and quality?

[Anonymous No.53600105]

>>53600086
What are they

[Anonymous No.53600106]

>>53600072
wat?

[Anonymous No.53600117]

>>53599903
>borrow against the shares

[Anonymous No.53600132]

Why SOXL crabbing downwards?

[Anonymous No.53600138]

>>53599965
Yeah, I'm sure some place would pay money to have a couple anons realize how divvies are a retarded fetish. Totally. That's absolutely a concerted campaign worth throwing money at.

[Anonymous No.53600141]

Is that all you got bobos? Indices are barely red

[Anonymous No.53600142]

>>53599977
try it

[Anonymous No.53600160]

>>53600132
look at DXY computer

[Anonymous No.53600163]

>>53600056
10-K is annual, 10-Q is quarterly. The former will also usually have more year-over-year financials while the latter will do quarter-to-quarter or "first X months of this year vs last"

[Anonymous No.53600175]

>>53599215
Lier.

Note, XYLD has underperformed JEPI since JEPIs inception

[Anonymous No.53600184]

[Anonymous No.53600185]

$50k would you buy VTI or JEPI with it? Hard mode, you can't touch this account for 20 years

[Anonymous No.53600201]

>>53600138
all of your points have been 100% correct. divs were most useful when transaction costs were high and selling a few of your shares would require a phone call to your broker. this general is full of midwits

[Anonymous No.53600204]

>>53599116
where can I find a company's credit rating for free?
like Moody's, etc, for a whole firm

[Anonymous No.53600206]

who the fuck is holding this shit up

[Anonymous No.53600213]

>>53599955
I guess that makes sense if you think the business will do worse than just keeping the cash. But then it stands to reason why you would invest in such a business in the first place?

[Anonymous No.53600217]

>>53600204
check how their debt/bonds are being priced, more useful than a rating agency

[Anonymous No.53600224]

>>53600206
>nooo why won't it go down
kek

[Anonymous No.53600228]

>>53600184
Run it through FFT

[Anonymous No.53600229]

>>53600206
no moments until tomorrow powell speech

[Anonymous No.53600231]

0DTE puts at tomorrows open are free money. Jerome has been telling Nicky to drop article after article, even after he scheduled his surprise speech tomorrow. He is pissed. Jackson hole 2.0; and nobody is positioned for it. Reddit bull fags are all in TSLA; up 100% in a month LOL.

[Anonymous No.53600246]

>>53600117
Adults can manage their debt and not get in over their heads, but yeah, Deposit cash and buy the options, whatever.
>>53600132
>Open at 16.12
>Trough at 16.17
>Trough at 16.22
>Trough at 16.31
>Trough at 16.35
That's not down.
>>53600138
He's saying somebody is paying the shill to convince retail investors that selling off their shares is the superior play.
And your whole-throated denial of something he didn't say isn't hurting his case.

[Anonymous No.53600258]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.53600265]

>>53600138
I find it hard to believe that someone would be willing to show so much ignorance everyday - for free.
The only thing you are making people realize is that you are clueless about investing.

[Anonymous No.53600267]

I'm guessing VTI wins over JEPI by default >>53600185 because in 20 years they will have had to pivot multiple times in low rate environments again

[Anonymous No.53600276]

I need gas to 2.175, so I can make 1k.

Thank you.

[Anonymous No.53600279]

>>53600185
I have 50K in JEPI so I guess that
>Hard mode
Like fuck would I hold this for 50 years. It's been doing just dandy in the current market, (i.e. highly volatile but can't pick a direction. Great news for options merchants), but it's gonna be shit in a sustained bull or bear market.

[Anonymous No.53600293]

>>53600185
depends what you mean by "can't touch"
if it includes no reinvestment of distributions, i'd pick VTI, otherwise JEPI

[Anonymous No.53600296]

>>53599896
>short interest
Isn't that what all the Gamestop hubub was about? Are there people who invest solely based on the short interest of a stock in hopes it'll get squazzled and le moon? If so, how successful are they?

[Anonymous No.53600297]

>>53600104
Yes. Buy low sell high.
As an example of chasing ROIC, people will buy CSU.TO at 40x earnings to invest in a company that buys up small SW products at 5x earnings, rather than just invest some of the shit trading at 5x themselves.

If you bought oil in 2020 (I did), the annual dividends being paid right now potentially exceed your original cost basis. I paid 9 cents for gear energy (GXE.TO) back in the covid crash. They're now paying out 12 cents a year in divvies, with 8 cents already paid out last year.
At this point, the forward earnings relative to the price of oil stocks don't leave much further upside. So look for the next play.

>>53600213
Over a long enough timeframe, all internal reinvestment fails. If it didn't, the company would grow infinitely and eventually own the entire global economy.
Eventually I'll hit that wall of scalability with my own investing, but that's decades away for me.

[Anonymous No.53600299]

>short TSLA
>it gigapumps
>panic buy calls on TSLA to offset loss
>stops climbing
>check poorfolio a couple hours later
>down 10%

[Anonymous No.53600305]

>>53600163
thanks.i keep seeing 10qs on the SEC site but not 10ks

[Anonymous No.53600316]

Hehe guys..You can stop selling now. You really showed them, but it's time for the line to go up. Right? Hehe, you rascals you.

[Anonymous No.53600319]

>>53600276
https://gazettengr.com/earthquake-explosion-hits-gas-pipeline-in-turkey/
bullish?

[Anonymous No.53600324]

>>53600299
Never, ever, panic buy or sell anon.
No matter how much you want to trust me it will always end up wore for you. Take this as a lesson learned

[Anonymous No.53600327]

>>53600224
He gets what he fucking deserves, lmao

[Anonymous No.53600330]

>>53600296
Depends if they fall for the "hold long term meme". But lots of hedge funds covered their shorts last week. Just look at Coinbase.

[Anonymous No.53600332]

>>53600297
>GXE.TO
based fellow Gearhead

[Anonymous No.53600336]

>>53600324
just say it like it is, anon.

I'M A THIRD RATE INVESTOR WITH A FOURTH RATE POORFOLIO

[Anonymous No.53600340]

>>53600319
Probably an internal pipeline. The price hasn't reacted.

[Anonymous No.53600341]

>>53600299
> He bought at 196

[Anonymous No.53600355]

[Anonymous No.53600358]

>>53600336
I'm still u like 10% even through all of this red though.

[Anonymous No.53600363]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.53600370]

>>53599556
>MO has underperformed SPY on a total return basis
Learn2portfolio. MO/SOXL outperformed SPY/SOXL while having lower drawdown

[Anonymous No.53600374]

>>53600299
Beo you need to stop, take a break man

[Anonymous No.53600378]

Everyone is getting their anus tongued.

[Anonymous No.53600395]

>>53600370
>SOXL shill
>backtested rebalancing strats
Opinion disregarded

[Anonymous No.53600397]

>>53600378
Speak for yourself, anon. All my puts are doing swell except for Harley Davidson (Fucking boomer POS won't go down)

[Anonymous No.53600409]

>>53600258
He posts, crying, seething, rocking back and forth.

Just buy more INTC, it'll be OK. They're defending that dividend.

[Anonymous No.53600417]

>>53600201
Yeah, and there have been periods when stock buybacks weren't allowed. Tax treatment has changed over time too. These affect the desirability of dividends.
These days, buybacks are allowed, stocks are quite liquid, you can sell by pushing a couple buttons on your computer, and trading commissions are zero. There's less need for dividends than in the past.

[Anonymous No.53600419]

DXY hit high of the day 103.765

>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104

[Anonymous No.53600421]

People bought NVDA at 90 p/e

[Anonymous No.53600424]

>DXY

[Anonymous No.53600433]

>>53599841
kys

[Anonymous No.53600438]

all i ask is an options chain for MSGM

[Anonymous No.53600442]

>>53600419
NOOOO MUH GBP

[Anonymous No.53600447]

>>53600419
>>53600424
>BLOOMBERG: TOP CANDIDATE TO REPLACE FED CHAIR JEROME POWELL NOW CORPSE OF ULYSSES S. GRANT

[Anonymous No.53600458]

I made exactly $0 DXY the last 2 weeks because I'm not going to buy into this fake and gay rally
getting tired bobros

[Anonymous No.53600488]

>missed BBBY again
I am literally always going to be poor

[Anonymous No.53600490]

NVDA red. kek

[Anonymous No.53600512]

>>53600297
>Over a long enough timeframe, all internal reinvestment fails. If it didn't, the company would grow infinitely and eventually own the entire global economy.
That's an interesting thought, thanks. Don't get me wrong, I like the psychological effect of dividends as well, you get a concrete measure that your investments are paying off, that's super motivating.

[Anonymous No.53600515]

>fucking crabbing all day

[Anonymous No.53600548]

>>53600105
Soundhound AI, c3.AI, and BigBear AI

[Anonymous No.53600554]

Short Natgas & Coinbase. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.53600563]

BORING MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.53600565]

I have a feeling this is it

[Anonymous No.53600582]

>>53600447
My pick would be Nathan Bedford Forrest.

[Anonymous No.53600596]

>>53600447
I prefer this guy.

[Anonymous No.53600607]

Guess i'll bake again

[Anonymous No.53600624]

Fresh
>>53600614

>>53600614

>>53600614

[Anonymous No.53600626]

Lmao at that 60 cent single minute drop on spy, followed by a 60 cent pump
'On what news?'
TURKEY WIPED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH

[Anonymous No.53600627]

>let's go Dix-ACK

[Anonymous No.53600666]

>>53600395
>noooooo you can't rebalance that's cheating!
Divie kings can and should be treated like bonds, and are therefore a valuable component of a well balanced port

[Anonymous No.53600694]

lol immediate smackdown from $4, they're shitting themselves

[Anonymous No.53600829]

>>53600666
If that works for you, fine. But I really don't give a shit about backtested performance unless there's some fundamental logic behind it.
SOXL backtests well because rates were low (and dropping) for the past few decades. When you're given free money at rates below inflation, it makes sense to leverage the fuck up. That is not the case right now. There may be a time where the setup makes sense again, but I just don't see how your backtest has any validity in the current rates regime.

[Anonymous No.53600951]

>>53599180
i unironically shit my pants every time i see the davos demon

[Anonymous No.53601431]

The bottom is 0 dollars.
The top is infinite dollars.

Knowing this as fact, why aren't you a bull.

[Anonymous No.53601480]

>>53599180
demons really do run the USA

[Anonymous No.53601521]

>>53599186
I feel a rage building up every time I see her. I am not an incel, don't hate women, but I have an instant massive dislike for this person and I can't explain why. It just is.

[Anonymous No.53601577]

>>53599168
I keep seeing these bitches....what is this from?

It looks like randoms at a food truck window....

[Anonymous No.53602245]

>>53601577
It IS randoms at a food truck window. Some Food Truck is filming itself for Tiktok or something and films random customers as they wait for their food.

[Anonymous No.53603683]

>>53600279
kek noted