Eat your girlfriend cum for nutrients

[Anonymous No.53554380]

[Anonymous No.53554416]

Keep your home value high by simply denying that housing prices are dropping

[Anonymous No.53554447]

Buy my house for 5x. Also, you damn Millennials demand "fair compensation" to work, so I'm importing 50 billion spics!

[Anonymous No.53554796]

>>53554447
>maga hat
>immigration
choose one

[Anonymous No.53554808]

anon, be kind to boomers, like 60% of them have literal developmental problems from lead poisoning in their youth.

[Anonymous No.53554822]

>>53554796
>I want people to come into our country in the largest numbers ever, but they have to come in legally

[Anonymous No.53554839]

use your shirt as a cum rag, then use that rag to clean your counters after to save on laundry detergent

[Anonymous No.53554840]

Do women love bj? Is it a sometimes thing?

[Anonymous No.53554863]

>>53554796
Chose one? Did you forget the record immigration numbers during drumft's term? MAKE ISRAEL GREAT AGAIN FELLOW MIGAPEDE!

[Anonymous No.53554983]

>>53554840
depends on the woman and if they respect youxxswv

[Anonymous No.53555407]

>>53554840
Yeah they fucking love it if you do it right
Most young women are self conscious at first, because of taste/smell but I love the taste of pussy

Lightly suck on the clit and use 2 fingers to tap their g-spot and they’ll cum in minutes, if they take longer you can always use a small bullet vibrator on the clit and around the lips
never get your girlfriend a toy called womanizer. It sucks on the clit with gentle vibrations and makes them cum in minutes every time. Unless she’s asking for oral too much, then a toy will keep her from cheating

[Anonymous No.53555415]

>>53555407
Sir this is an Applebee's

[Anonymous No.53555527]

>>53554840
Yes, they unironically love it. As much as males like fucking.

[Anonymous No.53555678]

>>53555415
I’ll take the the never ending hot wings and a tall beer
And hurry up wagie or I’ll start deducting from your tip

[Anonymous No.53556789]

>>53554863
This