/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.53552290]

VTI Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>>53550984

[Anonymous No.53552303]

[Anonymous No.53552305]

HOOKED

[Anonymous No.53552309]

>he sold

[Anonymous No.53552310]

Next week I’m interviewing for a $200k/y position. What stocks should I invest in to prepare

[Anonymous No.53552317]

JWN is up 30% on another Cohen meme squeeze.

[Anonymous No.53552320]

>>53552290
Midwit bros. My USD are with good mattresses, They Will Come Back.

[Anonymous No.53552322]

For the good old days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMrqlo_L-gY
This post best played by COKE, cause Donny loves it diet.

[Anonymous No.53552324]

>>53552309
this is a top signal. he was the biggest bull ive ever seen.

[Anonymous No.53552339]

I think we should bait bears into shorting more

[Anonymous No.53552344]

people complain about /pol/ schizos, but all the shills they have been battle tested to fight are infiltrating this board. And the schizos have been right lately. Get fucked mumu, 2023 will be a bloodbath

[Anonymous No.53552345]

>>53552324
Who the fuck is he, and what does his profit taking have to do with the fundamentals here?
JXN

[Anonymous No.53552351]

>>53552322
Aspartame metabolizes into formaldehyde in the human body. Maybe he won't need imbalming when he dies

[Anonymous No.53552352]

>>53552339
that's what i've been doing for the last month

[Anonymous No.53552353]

>>53552309
>the most loyal JXN follower sells right before the low float lock up buy back moon

[Anonymous No.53552356]

>>53552317
lol BBBY isn't happy with the news, surprised GME isn't trading down too.

[Anonymous No.53552365]

>>53552356
30% short interest on JWN could be good for a squeeze to ATH which is like $85

[Anonymous No.53552372]

>So we been breaking bobos for 3 generations.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The bobo don't give you any kine uh problems.
>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR bobo.
>This one bobo, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.
>It seem every week he was pretending to short the market on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.
>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLAIN damn sight of the OVaseeah.
>OVasseha would call out to the bobo to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bobos eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.
>This Bobo would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this bobo would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BOBO AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!"
>Just down right peculiar...

[Anonymous No.53552375]

>>53552345
Please don't tell me you actually think JXN trades at 0.5x earnings.

[Anonymous No.53552387]

so tommrow we go higher? or crab?

its been awhile since we've had 3 green days in a row

[Anonymous No.53552392]

>>53552351
True true. And between the MSG to "flavor", and the formaldehyde, it forces you to retain water, making you even fatter than when you started.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaTGrV58wec
FXLV and DOW

[Anonymous No.53552393]

Is this /pol/ antivaxxer right? This stock is up 8% today and 17% this week. Is it too late to make some gains?

[Anonymous No.53552394]

>$23 avg price for SOXL at 52 shares
I'm so fucking close bros, sooo close

[Anonymous No.53552409]

>>53552365
Sure, but it's to be determined if the board will support whatever his plan is or if they'll fight back. I unironically love Nordstrom, both the stock and the store itself, but RC's BBBY failure makes me weary.

[Anonymous No.53552414]

>>53552290
Apple just missed earnings for the first time in 7 years. Before that, in 2016, they hadn't missed earnings since 2001.

I can't be sure, but I think inflation is still gutting earnings. These companies are big, these companies are strong, but they're struggling, doing their financial jiu jitsu, easily defeating their opponents, but they're still getting a workout. And eventually they're gonna get tired.

No?

[Anonymous No.53552417]

FUCK SILVERGATE
FUCK EVERYTHING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53552428]

>>53552409
I actually just owned the stock had no idea that faggot was getting involved but when you have that type of short interest spark can set things off

[Anonymous No.53552437]

>>53552375
Do explain yourself. Of course not.

[Anonymous No.53552440]

How is mcd allowed to get away with this?

[Anonymous No.53552441]

>>53552344
The shills are always wrong. Either they are really young and naive, like we all once were, and if they have any intelligence will eventually come to the same conclusions, or they are paid and in on on it. I refuse to believe some people really are that stupid, but maybe some are. The MSM brainwashing psyops are only going to continue until all forms of freedom of thought or critical thinking is completely outlawed

[Anonymous No.53552454]

>>53552417
oh damn, and here I was feeling bad holding cash

[Anonymous No.53552456]

>>53552428
I own it too, but too small a position for me to give a shit about it. All I'm saying is I'm not averaging up from this pump.

[Anonymous No.53552466]

it makes sense to hedge against tesla with mercedes-benz right

[Anonymous No.53552470]

>>53552454
You don’t understand. They won’t let me short. I want to short it harder but they won’t let me.

[Anonymous No.53552479]

>>53552437
Jewish accounting magic gets weirdly applied to annuities. Something like that.

[Anonymous No.53552483]

>>53552440
>ordering 4 meals isntead of getting the 40 nugs and 2 large fry sharable and a drink

honestly she deserves it

[Anonymous No.53552496]

>>53552470
you are right I didn't understand

[Anonymous No.53552503]

>>53552466
Yes, but it's safest to own it physically, like precious-metals investors.

[Anonymous No.53552506]

>>53552470
What is that scam service

[Anonymous No.53552512]

>>53552506
Schwab

[Anonymous No.53552516]

>>53552417
More like SilverGOTTEM lmao
but seriously that fucking sucks

[Anonymous No.53552529]

>>53552503
Kek

[Anonymous No.53552531]

>>53552479
Ok, so give me a realistic p/b and p/e to what you found there?

[Anonymous No.53552534]

>>53552440
>>53552483
>They didn't read her name

[Anonymous No.53552543]

apply force to the thing

[Anonymous No.53552545]

>>53552393
All biotech is very risky and jumps/dumps all the time.
They react to clinical trial results. If you pass phase 1, you get a huge jump (that you should sell into because it typically goes back down rather quickly as well), but if you fail, the stock price goes to fucking nothing overnight.
Phase 1 is very early. If they don't have at least one product already in production, it's very likely none of their candidates will get anywhere, because beside the inherent difficulty of finding something viable (meaning safe and effective), navigating FDA approval is its own bullshit. This increases failure likelihood greatly.

[Anonymous No.53552548]

>>53552531
Oh I'm not that anon and don't own any JXN. Just parroting what someone mentioned in regards to the clownshoes P/E.

[Anonymous No.53552549]

>>53552466
Why Mercedes?

[Anonymous No.53552552]

I went long on amazon with a x10 leverage. Should i sell it at open ? I dont know what to do i fucked up so hard pls help

[Anonymous No.53552563]

>>53552417
you gonna get popcorn'd buddy thats #1 most shorted stock atm

if this rally keeps going it gets squeezed the hardest

[Anonymous No.53552570]

>>53552552
Dont do that again

[Anonymous No.53552571]

>>53552548
So, you really don't have any idea what's going on.
Do you understand how Annuities work, and are sold?

[Anonymous No.53552591]

>>53552414
How many more people can you sell phones to? How much longer does the racketeering business of forcing the 30% charge on companies selling through apps last? People have no savings and are being fired, how much longer till they start defaulting? I believe that the Apple bubble will pop sometime this year and it'll be around $80 a share

[Anonymous No.53552598]

>>53552440
>Aneeda B' Eatin'

[Anonymous No.53552609]

>>53552309
if fate is cruel, this poor 19 year old is going to learn some mistakes about paperhanding over unrealized gains
poor guy prob never thought you could just average out of a position

[Anonymous No.53552621]

People scoffed at me when I entered into a massive SQQQ position right before close
They scoffed at me!
Now it is my turn to laugh MUAHAHAHHAHAA

[Anonymous No.53552619]

>>53552591
SaS, Appwhore are bricking older shit by forcing delays on the software, so you HAVE to buy a new one.

[Anonymous No.53552630]

I expect the new few Iphone updates to make your phone slower.
Over time the updates will compound. People will get frustrated. Why isn't my phone working...ughhh...I'll just get a new one.

[Anonymous No.53552631]

>>53552621
>tech goes green at 5:30 am

[Anonymous No.53552635]

>>53552437
Hedging gains. Best way I can explain it is via commodity hedging.
Oil companies always eat shit after reporting massive hedging losses. If you hedge 2 years worth of oil at $70 and then it goes to $120 next quarter, you have a $50 loss on every single barrel that must be recorded immediately. That's 2 whole years worth of massive losses compressed and recorded as a single quarters loss.
If oil then reverts back down and lands at $80, you have the opposite - a massive gain.

The company entering the hedge doesn't care. This is all just financial noise. Their production cost is $50 and they're content with some solid margins locked in. The actual cashflow happens over each quarter as the hedges slowly expire, earning a true profit of $20/bbl on a single quarter worth of production at a time.

With JXN, they hedged against interest rates primarily. Interest rates are now up massively thanks to rate hikes. Huge profit, but their actual earnings are the small gap between the variable annuity payout they offer, and the returns they expect from their own investments.
If interest rates ever drop, they'll see a fat loss. Even if interest rates never drop, they'll see slow losses in future reporting because the full multi-year gain has already been baked in. The actual spread of profit is that small margin they negotiated in selling the thing.
Also should be noted that future profits will depend on them continuing to achieve new sales. I don't see this as a problem considering the huge wave of boomer retirees, but this will be the real driver in any long term future share price appreciation.

[Anonymous No.53552641]

>>53552387
Tech other than meta will crab

[Anonymous No.53552646]

>>53552571
The good earnings are from hedging, apparently? That's what this dude points out in "Fundamentals - Value Play in Question":
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4544041-jackson-financial-is-a-hold

Published back when it was like $28, but it looks like the mean reversion juice is squeezed if that hedging no longer provides a tailwind and the core business is stagnant.

[Anonymous No.53552655]

>>53552344
>the schizos have been right
you mean how they were right about.....

>evergrande
>superbubble
>ukraine
>its taiwan next trust me bro
>europe will freeze to death
>fertilizer shortage
>famines are coming bro
>the fed isnt unwinding its balance sheet
>quantitative tightening will destroy the market just you wait mumu
>credit suisse will collapse and cause a 2008
>Bank of england pension margin calls will destroy the pound
>munkeypox will cause lockdowns
>railway strike is coming
>we're already in a recession btw
>actually the recession is coming soon and will be a depression
>inflation is not coming down
>inflation never comes down when rates arent above it bro
>consumer credit card debt is at all time highs
>trillions of derivatives are on banks balance sheet
>ftx contagion
>dollar strength
>earnings are going negative bro
>diesel shortages are coming and will spike inflation again
>yuan for oil
>gold for oil
>burry says to Sell it's over
>the US is going to default bro, its over for america
>tech layoffs are just the start mumu
>housing will collapse just you wait
>the market will too

4179 on the S&P 500, 13 months into bobos big crash. I'm going to recommend a high dose of Haloperidol for you

[Anonymous No.53552662]

>>53552635
That sounds about right to my understanding.
Are all Annuities fully returned (minus natural gains on hedge gap)?

[Anonymous No.53552668]

So green tomorrow, yes? Buy intel

[Anonymous No.53552670]

>>53552552
Go with your gut

[Anonymous No.53552676]

>>53552387
There's only one step in the crab cycle.

[Anonymous No.53552681]

>>53552552
what's the problem, stocks can only go up, don't they?

[Anonymous No.53552683]

>>53552619
I know that, but Apple's competitors have cheaper phones, and when people have no money they will switch. When Apple misses earnings twice in a row, the stock will devalue more than it should due to a fearful overreaction.

[Anonymous No.53552690]

can't down the clown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRm5bzjdHyo

[Anonymous No.53552692]

>>53552591
>>53552619
What do you think are the chances that AAPL is becoming a value stock and these are the beginning stages? Honestly not sure. But they have to start somewhere. Look at MCD, all over the world. Shit, they even have KO in their stores, literally coming out of fountains, on every neighborhood's street corner.

I think maybe Apple has the same reach. Shit I don't know, they're doing AI

[Anonymous No.53552700]

>>53552676
That's a frankly unreasonable number of steps.

[Anonymous No.53552707]

>>53552655
no jew meds for me, thanks tho

[Anonymous No.53552713]

>>53552344
Murder ALL bears, down to the last man, woman, and child. This is financial advice. This is legal advice and i am your lawyer

[Anonymous No.53552717]

Winning some. Down some. But oh well. I'm holding till I die so what do I care.

[Anonymous No.53552719]

>>53552683
I was surprised but shouldn't have been, that their book is <$3.5 I don't think they've had anything to give the world in a decade and a half. Just like INTC was before Pat took back the lead.

[Anonymous No.53552725]

>>53552440
>cross posting fitbiz
Nice smg welcomes fph

[Anonymous No.53552726]

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA6bVJ1vw_A

[Anonymous No.53552727]

>>53552683
>Apple's competitors have cheaper phones, and when people have no money they will switch
Lmao no they fucking won't, if you're already embedded in the apple ecosystem you can convince yourself to find other ways to get their new shiny brick nigga

[Anonymous No.53552737]

>>53552692
They've been doing "AI" since 2005, retard. They can't attract a single meaningful AI worker because they have a strict secrecy policy about it, so no product that uses AI may reveal it does, no worker may reveal what they worked on at apple, etc. All the while they pay pretty poorly. Thus, all they get are the dregs.

[Anonymous No.53552746]

yet to find a reason to not be 90%+ TQQQ

[Anonymous No.53552747]

>>53552670
Incorrect
Inverse gut

[Anonymous No.53552751]

>>53552727
It's not impossible, irrational is the point of their use of psychology. But be clear, for a large number of people, the cost of "losing access" will not outweigh cutting phone costs by 75% or more. Especially since I can get Apple Music on Android.

[Anonymous No.53552758]

>>53552746
Just that tech is not done tanking yet is all. Those misses all across the board will stay a thing for the next few quarters minimum in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.53552759]

>>53552746
you could be buying options

[Anonymous No.53552769]

>>53552310

Short $EIS

[Anonymous No.53552770]

>>53552717
Do you have kids? If not put me in your will in case I outlive you, thanks fren

[Anonymous No.53552774]

>>53552737
So has everyone. That's how it works; you gotta start early. What, you don't think AI is going anywhere?

[Anonymous No.53552777]

shame america only knows silverchair as baby nirvana
they put out the best album of the 21st century in 2002 and it's yet to be topped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpNpH3hwuHY

[Anonymous No.53552778]

>>53552549
theyre the only major automaker working seriously on autonomous cars afaik + theyre ahead in high-end electrics + mercedes g-wagons are an integral part of the "kingdom mentality" a e s t h e t i c meme in basically the entire arab world + latin world + asia

a couple weeks ago i also looked up "are there self driving trucks" and apparently Freightliner has done demos and is closest to release, and theyre owned by MBG

so basically i think theyre the leaders in both electrics + autonomous, Tesla being more innovative but riskier (not least because of elons antics) and MBG being safer

my thinking is also that even as other automakers catch up to them in releasing electrics/autonomous, theyre going to be paying either Tesla or MBG a shitload to use their tech and parts rather than taking the risk of trying to do it inhouse

[Anonymous No.53552783]

>>53552774
>appletard
>also illiterate and retarded
Checks out.

[Anonymous No.53552784]

>>53552290
Do any of you faggots under 30 have a portfolio above 100k that look like OP? I seriously doubt.
Enjoy you +1.03% today?

[Anonymous No.53552789]

>>53552717
What happened there

[Anonymous No.53552794]

>>53552662
That I'm not sure. I haven't dug that deeply into JXN. I think they have both.

[Anonymous No.53552795]

>>53552778
>>>/r/eddit/

[Anonymous No.53552797]

>>53552769
I'd unironically go for IZRL because it's had a bit more of a runup.

[Anonymous No.53552800]

>>53552692
I agree that Apple has more reach with AI, but I don't see that generating a profit consistantly in the next 2-3 years. A correction to mean is what I see in Apple's short term

[Anonymous No.53552803]

>>53552503
i'm too young to have much cash to invest but at least i a got a 1.8% fixed loan for 60k on a 2018 model S out of the events

[Anonymous No.53552808]

>>53552800
AAPL is a credit card company

[Anonymous No.53552809]

>>53552795
>Reddit
>is risk adverse
If there was something more vanilla than Reddit you niggers belong there.

[Anonymous No.53552813]

>>53552683
lmfao never going to happen. you can finance a new phone every 2 years for 30$ A MONTH. not happening, people are addicted and iphone is a very important part of life. people will give up A LOT of things before there iphone. this is FACT.

[Anonymous No.53552815]

>>53552783
Nah, I don't think you're making sense. I think you're drunk or angry, or retarded.

[Anonymous No.53552817]

>>53552635
Thanks anon, that was educational. How do you know if something is an annuity?

[Anonymous No.53552818]

>>53552815
I accept your concessions.

[Anonymous No.53552819]

>>53552777
Silverchair sucks
The 90s were full of fantastic acts but silverchair was not one of them

[Anonymous No.53552820]

>>53552778
I was thinking the same. They seem to do well in EVs and the cars just look better than others.
Also a 7% dividend doesnt hurt

[Anonymous No.53552825]

>>53552795
i like it here, its like if my dad used 4chan

he was in forex before i was born and then commodities later, was up for the year in 2008 but the hedge fund he worked at closed so he just retired to trade his own stuff

that was when i was in highschool so he had no one to talk to about it but me lul

[Anonymous No.53552826]

>>53552818
Yikes.

[Anonymous No.53552830]

>>53552809
>Dude lossporn xddddd
You can go back any time

[Anonymous No.53552832]

>>53552808
I allueded to in an earlier post, that in that part of the business, it could be cracked down due to government legislation. There was an article about it today.

[Anonymous No.53552842]

>15% gains so far for 2023

I have a 30 stock portfolio

[Anonymous No.53552856]

>>53552842
The 15% is more surprising than the 30 ticker portfolio

[Anonymous No.53552864]

>>53552726
Why?

[Anonymous No.53552866]

Sold my calls and META shares in the middle of the day, all I have left is gold and inverse ETFs. we are going down and Mumu will beg me for a few cents in exchange for fellatio. I will say no.

[Anonymous No.53552867]

>BBW closed today at exactly its price during its 2004 IPO
>exactly 0% change in 19 years
there is beauty in this

[Anonymous No.53552876]

>>53552758
and then after that when I'm tripling my money annually?

After I get to buy for the next 'few quarters' at a steep discount?

sign me up

[Anonymous No.53552882]

>>53552867
>imagine being the greedy short fund that thought shorting Build-a-BEAR to ZERO was a good idea
The memes make themselves

[Anonymous No.53552888]

>>53552800
That's what I mean. I see them becoming a value stock and leveling out at a reasonable price forever. Then, as their technology levels out, R&D levels out, they give way to newer companies, of which there are plenty.

[Anonymous No.53552906]

GO TO BED!

[Anonymous No.53552907]

>>53552820
this is probably the most innovative interior ive seen - all-glass dash in the mercedes EQS luxury electric

they call it "all screen" but its not exactly, theres 3 square screen displays under the all-glass panel,

in any case this seems laser targeted toward zoomers. like im sure you've all noticed the huge increase in people going around with all sorts of neon LED faggotry on their cars yeah? this is that vibe.

i also really do NOT like the way Teslas shifted from having an inset screen in the dash to having a gayass glass tablet sticking the dash. i testdrove one and it felt like an apple store on wheels. fuck tablets. thats why i got a 2018, last model year before they added those fuckin things. idk, probably speaks to zoomers though since the first thing they saw out the womb was an ipad

[Anonymous No.53552909]

>>53552888
Yes excatly, its nice to see someone agree. I was start to feel pretty dumb while I have been continually buying cheap OTM puts for July 2023 through 2024.

[Anonymous No.53552919]

WARREN BUFFET BROS HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN APPLE WAS SUPPOSED TO GO UP FOREVER
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT PUTTING 20% OF BRK INTO A TECH STOCK WASN'T A GOOD MOVE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>I'm bullish btw

[Anonymous No.53552922]

>>53552882
as if the ticker BBW wasn't meme enough

anyway I bought puts after Hasbro shat the bed and after a whale bought $1.2M worth of puts (June $17.50 strike)

[Anonymous No.53552924]

>>53552817
An annuity is just a contract, like a bond. The most common one to think of is a lifetime annuity where you hand over a bunch of money at once and then it pays back out until the holder dies. Live longer, get paid more.

[Anonymous No.53552925]

>>53552907
That interior makes me want to piss over the screens. Give me 80s analog switches over laggy ass shit displays all day

[Anonymous No.53552936]

>>53552919
If you're bullish buffet can then you'd know all it means is it's a good time to buy apple when it drops like an anchor in the morning

[Anonymous No.53552946]

Charlie Munger is wrong. Crypto is Accounting, Software, and Storage, Outsourced.
That said, it's use as a currency is going to remain limited as long as you can trade it for fiat.
Which makes most Crypto plays extremely risky until people understand this.

[Anonymous No.53552947]

>>53552830
>down 70%
>still 100%+ above you
Oooooffff

[Anonymous No.53552949]

>>53552876
If you can DCA comfortably then yes, you should unironically go 100% TQQQ/SOXL/something similar. If you just have a lump sum to throw around, you risk losing it all. The gains you can make in a downturn on a 3x leverage are insane, DCAing during a downturn at a reasonable rate is enough to make you rich within 5 years. It is also virtually impossible to go bankrupt on those because that would require a dump harder than 33% in a single day on the underlying, except that's impossible due to muh breakers. This doesn't apply to things like commodity leveraged ETFs though.

[Anonymous No.53552952]

I just started 2 weeks ago and I've been on a nonstop feeling of rush since then until today, and now I'm down all of my gains since I started, convince me not to dump tomorrow and leave this gambling hole forever, signals don't mean jack shit, everything is random and also manipulated and I hate this emotional rollercoaster so much I went through all the stages of grief in an hour over losing $2500 in unrealized gains when I wasn't paying attention.

[Anonymous No.53552965]

>>53552952
You need to stop gambling and start investing before you lose everything.

[Anonymous No.53552967]

>>53552952
How the fuck are you down after a day and a half of the market absolutely peaking? You only invested in industrial stocks or something?

[Anonymous No.53552968]

>>53552907
Indeed. Tesla is not a premium car, they just larp as one. Whats the stupid cybertruck even. Whom is that supposed to appeal to.

[Anonymous No.53552974]

>>53552317
Ryan Cohen PR seems like a pretty good contra. The amount of retard energy that follows his name always leads to insane suckouts later on.
Haven't seen a single example of him actually adding real value.

It's becoming like the new version of Citron Research short reports.

[Anonymous No.53552976]

>>53552952
what the fuq, you need to calm down before you lose it all

[Anonymous No.53552979]

>>53552907
>electric
hard pass

[Anonymous No.53552983]

>>53552344

/pol/ schizos have been right about 90000 of the last 1 happenings. Frankly it's annoying how they shit up the thread every day.

[Anonymous No.53552986]

>>53552906
Its only 6pm. I still a lot of stuff to do.

[Anonymous No.53552989]

>>53552946
This is spot on. It's the "Robot" that can replace a level of workers that until now was very hard to remove from the workforce.

[Anonymous No.53552990]

>>53552952
Do the martingale. Lost $5? Put in $10 and sell only when it doubles. Lost the $10? Put in $20 and so forth.
Guaranteed to win and then some. Trust me bro that's the best way to go. It can't ever go wrong.

[Anonymous No.53552992]

>>53552952
Holy shit how does 3%+ feel like? Did you know you pay 40% gains? How does it feel? Euphoric?

[Anonymous No.53552994]

>>53552952
>genshin
You probably should leave. If you lack the mental fortitude to avoid gachashit, trading is never gonna pay off for you.

[Anonymous No.53552995]

>>53552952
go back to /gig/

[Anonymous No.53552998]

>>53552979
Me I wanna know when cars go back to bench seats. There's no good argument at this point for bucket. Airbags will cover all that.

[Anonymous No.53552999]

>>53552925
>>53552979
You guys are missing his point.
Obviously analog is better, but analog doesn't sell and isn't what the ultra rich oil Middle Easterners, Chinese, and techcuck Americans want.

[Anonymous No.53553000]

>>53552952
>signals don't mean jack shit, everything is random and also manipulated and I hate this emotional rollercoaster so much
you're learning

[Anonymous No.53553012]

>>53552952
Stop trading. You dont have to trade. Once you started trading you, you now think that money sitting around in a bank account is useless but the majority of people do it liek that or put it in a mutual fund.
Dont be like me, holding SOXS as a last hail mary hoping to make my gains back or lost a large portion of my hard earned money.

[Anonymous No.53553014]

Where are you on here?

[Anonymous No.53553015]

>DJIA mooning
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PROFIT LOSSES ARE BULLISH

[Anonymous No.53553019]

>>53552907
Just imagine the cost to fix that if it broke. My car's touch screen radio/information center broke. Cost to fix? 1000.00 (parts/labor included). Could've gone aftermarket but by the time I'd bought all the little adapters,etc to get full functionality restored I was looking at blowing almost that same amount anyway.

[Anonymous No.53553025]

>>53552309
>he DCA'd

>>53552310
>have 'freelance' experience in IT
>some recruiter wants to talk about a 'mid-level' job
Weird stuff but okay I guess. Not like I'll get it.

[Anonymous No.53553026]

>>53553000
>>53552952
seek bogle child, seek VTI

[Anonymous No.53553029]

You faggots are literally below shibbaggies. It should be illegal to lure in newfags to hold your bags when we’re literally witnessing the transition into a digital economy. Newfags come to gamble and lose pennies on the dollar when they should be seeing 40% gains on the monthly.

[Anonymous No.53553034]

>>53553014
I know everything, I'm a permabear by the way and the market is wrong not me.

[Anonymous No.53553035]

>>53552990
I know you're having a laugh, but this is the fastest way to lose all your money, guaranteed.
Just stick to small gains/losses

>>53552952
This happened to me in 2020 when I first started. I also lost $3000 in 15 minutes by buying the peak of some shitco. And you know what? I was better for it because it taught me that awful feeling you have right now. Pick yourself up and do better next time.

[Anonymous No.53553045]

>>53552925
yes i agree in theory. my first car was all analog and all the cars id been in that had screens & computers have been dogshit and laggy as fuck, like windows phone tier

however the tesla screens dont lag at all. its butter. and mines a bit old at this point, still butter even after updates.

i mean thats not surprising, it needs a good computer to run FSD obviously. but its a world of difference from the shit tier computing in other automakers cars that ive seen so far.

basically i only trust the germans to do it right other than tesla which is already doing it, and i think ford/GM are just going to end up licensing either MBG's tech and software or teslas and paying out the ass for it

i would trust the japanese to do it also but i think their corporate traditionalism is fucking them over, my guess is that they will shrink back a bit to their domestic market and continue making traditional cars - and thats not that bad b/c japan has some idiosyncratic domestic auto needs & habits in kei cars and other hypercompacts that they dont export

in terms of high end electrics theres also Polestar (picrel is 2026 concept) which is owned by Volvo which is owned by Geely, they look fleek as fuck but i dont think theyre doing autonomous so idc really aside from wanting one

[Anonymous No.53553046]

>>53553012
I like to consider my positions in trenches based on longevity of hold.
I have a large % of my opening funds in what I call value divies. Those won't be traded.
I have another large % that I put in mid-term trades, things that are market cyclical low.
And I have another % that I put in short term, stuff that's coming up or down on events.
I tend to keep a very small % to enter intraday trades with high risk high reward, to keep me busy and have a reason to watch the whole of my account.

[Anonymous No.53553048]

>>53553035
Shhh anon, what the fuck is wrong with you. Why did you sell the plot so short?

[Anonymous No.53553049]

>>53553014
midway to "Its starting to make sense"
I've at least stopped making godawful decisions and am nowsticking to my plan

[Anonymous No.53553051]

>>53553029
>we’re literally witnessing the transition into a digital economy

The only thing transitioning around here is you, go back to /lgbt/

[Anonymous No.53553058]

>>53553049
>>53553034
I've definitely just hit "it's starting to make sense"
I've gone through this entire cycle almost perfectly. Its insane how accurate it is.

[Anonymous No.53553059]

>>53553014
What the fuck is up with that bond's convexity

>>53553026
Why do people shill VTI so hard anyways? It seems functionally equivalent to SPY, so I guess it comes down to lower MER and such?

That reminds me, I went to (((TD Bank))) today and they had some funny placemat for showing off their mutual funds. The "best one" had a 6.3% annual return!! They showcased GICs and how inflation ruins your money, but not once did they reference an index fund, which hits 8-10% a year on average

[Anonymous No.53553061]

>>53553046
Once i make back all my gains im going to diversify. I swear. Just need to gamble my net worth one more time.

[Anonymous No.53553062]

>>53552999
Tesla's, even as costly as they are for the lack of quality, they are still mass market to the middle class millennial entering into a professional career.
Having a single touch screen on a post is cheap, can be a 3rd party basic monitor, mass produced easily bought in bulk.
A 3 panelled custom monitor setup with custom glass 5ft beveled edge monstrosity for a dash isn't going to make any fucking money per car. It's fucking stupid even in the market they're trying to enter.

[Anonymous No.53553072]

>>53552968
car companies have done goofy ass concepts forever so its not like the cybertruck is particularly weird in that regard

but my gf's loaded asian tech company parents are gonna get one supposedly, so them i guess

[Anonymous No.53553073]

>>53553059
small caps matter

[Anonymous No.53553075]

>>53552907
are there any cars made anymore without an ipad built in?

[Anonymous No.53553086]

>>53553061
Cut your losses, count it as a tuition for a class, keep the lesson, and move on.

[Anonymous No.53553092]

>>53553059
>but not once did they reference an index fund
The boomer banks absolutely fear the sub-0.06% fees passive index ETFs with decent returns

[Anonymous No.53553094]

>>53553073

The Jimmy Russeller 2000 has been the ruin of many a poor anon

[Anonymous No.53553097]

>>53552949
>go 100% TQQQ/SOXL/something similar
>5 years

At best, you'll get +300% in that period of time. Nice gains but not definitely rich, assuming you're throwing an average person's income worth money on it.

>>53552952
You need to manage your bet sizes so you won't become emotional if your trade goes wrong.

[Anonymous No.53553098]

>>53553073
you have to trust a big hat pepe

[Anonymous No.53553106]

>>53553072
I have no confidence in tesla design. They made one car and have modified that slightly with their different models. the cybertruck is the first new design and its complete crap

[Anonymous No.53553108]

>>53553048
If he eats a huge loss, it can ruin his account. Sure, it's probably better he finds out now, but you shouldn't give out specifically harmful advice.

>>53553073
Oh, that makes sense. Total market instead of top 500, duh. Having said that, I did see Russell pop off pretty hard while the other indexes were going down/crab this week.

[Anonymous No.53553112]

>>53553097
>At best, you'll get +300% in that period of time
Retard hasn't heard of compounding before I see.

[Anonymous No.53553117]

>>53553075
Yes, but they're the cheap cars, which makes all the mechanical and materials cheap and shit too. Just buy something 2nd hand old and reliable and throw a aftermarket stereo system in it, Bluetooth your phone and be done with it. Fuck these candy crush preinstalled touch screen cars

[Anonymous No.53553119]

>>53553075
I have a 2022 Veloster N.
It has a small screen for some basic info and radio, but everything is pretty much analog. I fucken love that car.

[Anonymous No.53553125]

>>53553108
I hate how you redditards forbid fun and encouraging people to inform themselves and think instead of randomly following what the internet says.

[Anonymous No.53553134]

>>53552979
zoomers are basically all gonna go electric and the reason why is pretty obvious

they ZOOM

my favorite fucking thing to do in the WORLD is, when im lined up at a light with a BMW or a charger or a mustang, i floor it - but only up to 35mph. the takeoff is insane - the 0-60 time doesnt really even give you a sense of it, because as good as it is, the 0-35 is even better relatively.

and then the gas cucks have to go into brraaap mode just to catch up and pass me at like 50mph while im already cruising with autopilot back on.

and i started driving gas. im not that young. to anyone who grew up using electric scooters and electric bicycles, the physics of an electric car are going to feel way more familiar.

also zoomers no like stinky dirty things. gasoline smell bad. both my younger sisters would pull these "ouhuhuhooh im so nauseous" thing whenever we had to get gas b/c of the smell. imagine trying to get a zoomer to check oil on a regular basis. it aint happening.

[Anonymous No.53553139]

>>53552864
why not?

[Anonymous No.53553157]

>>53553125
reddittards are the ones who YOLO everything into calls. Thats the whole culture of the wall street bets board.

[Anonymous No.53553160]

>>53553075
Those ipad screens are cheaper than the classic control panels, so even the shittiest models include them now.
Even nissan versa has one.

[Anonymous No.53553165]

>>53553157
OK redd!t

[Anonymous No.53553166]

>>53553014
I'm never going to understand this

[Anonymous No.53553173]

>>53553019
well dont break it idiot.

as far as glass goes, glass-ceramic tech has gotten way better in the last decade or so, mostly for the purpose of making all-glass smartphones that dont shatter when dropped and having more scratch resistance

so the glass itself isnt that fragile. connecting components are the weak point obviously but as in this setup theyre crucial for the car to work *at all*, i would hope theyd be made more sturdy

honestly, literally dont judge anything by your experience in american or most european cars - the engines are good but the electronics are utter shit

[Anonymous No.53553172]

>>53553134
>Me in my 1989 diesel land rover defender lightly bumping your rear end causing $1700 repair cost and causing your RC car go into limp mode until you get it fixed. My car has taken no damage

[Anonymous No.53553176]

>>53553165
youre retarded newfag. any retard that goes on about reddit here is a fucking newfag. gb2gaia

[Anonymous No.53553178]

>>53553157

Tbf, they discover shorting when the market bottoms out as well

[Anonymous No.53553185]

>>53553094
>The Jimmy Russeller 2000 has been the ruin of many a poor anon
No company starts on the top of the heap. Those who have HUGE IPOS rarely deliver. A company starting at the bottom, and growing through the cap sizes, is the way that everything you know about mega-cap got started.
At least, that's my view.
>>53553062
>>53553173
now that I think about it, having glass in front of people who are moving high speeds, does seem like it could create some risks. I'd presume they were very strict in how they attached this, and this is not the old-school windshield glass. but then, now you have a risk that it shatters on a cold day when you bump it with a briefcase.
Reminder, it's easy to tear shit down, They may have a perfect product, completely safe, I'd have to see it up close to know.

[Anonymous No.53553199]

>>53553176
I have been on 4chan longer than you've been alive, redd!t.

[Anonymous No.53553200]

>>53553094
I'd like to invest in the rut but there's no standout company in there. A lot of biosharts and literal who's. Not to mention they shove crap like AMC in there.

[Anonymous No.53553207]

Rumors Thailand is about to go DEATH CON 3 on PFE for their science juice messing up some Thai princess, passing out not long after her booster and then misdiagnosing her with a bacterial infection. She's been in a coma for 3 weeks apparently.

[Anonymous No.53553210]

>>53553199
only newfags bitch about reddit.

[Anonymous No.53553217]

>>53553185
>a company starting at the bottom, working its way through the cap sizes
PLEASE BE SKYT
PLEASE BE SKYT
PLEASE BE SKYT
PLEASE BE SKYT

[Anonymous No.53553231]

>>53553185
Be interesting to see how the air bag works in that thing. Doubt the screen is surving one of them going off however it's installed. They have to be pretty safe, modern safety standard are high. Still if someone kicks the bumper those screens are gone even if the car is stationary

[Anonymous No.53553240]

>mfw check my portfolio

[Anonymous No.53553257]

>>53553207
Lel their stock price has been falling since the west is pretty much done with COVID until they release whatever their new varient is. If anyone still owns Pfizer moderna or whoever stock it's a waste of money, party's over

[Anonymous No.53553266]

>>53552409
>>53552974
Cohen has proven success through Chewy and is in the midst of leading a radical charge through GME + web3. All the DAO types and cryptobros have a ton of respect for him, which in itself is a positive fundamental signal.

RC dumped BBBY because the board didn't respond the way he advised. The BABA (likely not true) and JWS (maybe) stuff could just be noise.

[Anonymous No.53553269]

>>53553075
>>53553160
i think there is an untapped market for very cheap, analog cars in the US, but its not something that most automakers care to provide as the margins are so low

there are some cars like this in the chinese market but they arent really imported

im actually watching Kantanka closely, its a Ghanaian company that assembles basic trucks & sedans from Chinese parts with cheap Ghanaian labor. They sell sedans for whats $6k in american and trucks for $14k.

getting them certified for import is a barrier but i think there could be political pressure to do so as its a Black Owned Business obviously which appeals to liberals, and the founder is also a megachurch pastor so conservatives should like it

picrel is Kantanka Omama. i could definitely see a market for basic cheap pickups like this in agriculture etc especially at $14k or even $20k if thats what it ends up being after import

[Anonymous No.53553273]

>>53552769
unironically a beautiful picture.

I 'get' it though

[Anonymous No.53553281]

>>53552635
So it's time to sell my gains :(

[Anonymous No.53553285]

>>53553014
floating between 3-5

[Anonymous No.53553286]

>>53553266
sure dude
>>>/GME/

[Anonymous No.53553288]

Bears can lick my balls

[Anonymous No.53553289]

Nasdaqbros...yeah I'm thinkin we're back

[Anonymous No.53553294]

TSLA just dropping after hours is making me nervous.

[Anonymous No.53553304]

>>53553185
>now that I think about it, having glass in front of people who are moving high speeds,
yeah idk to be honest, likewise i assume its done safely but thats why i didnt want one of the teslas with ipads, i just wouldnt feel comfortable with that much glass that close to my face, probably irrational but w/e

the 2018 tesla i have has an older style touchscreen thats not glass, idk what it is exactly but you know, plasticky touchscreen stuff - i like it more but supposedly its prone to yellowing and burn-in, no signs of that yet though anyway

[Anonymous No.53553306]

>>53553266
>crypto related web3
>GME
>Something something "DAO"

Sir this is smg.
Stock market general.
Not Shit holders general.

[Anonymous No.53553308]

>>53553269
>even fucking cars are satanic iBigbrother Applebominations now to the point you'd have to import chinese shit made in fucking AFRICA to get a real car
I hate this bad end timeline so fucking much, is too much to ask for some time traveler to go assassinate Steve Jobs?

[Anonymous No.53553315]

>>53553269
>14k to 20k is cheap for cars in America
Fuck me, guess they're new but fuck man I'd never pay over 5k for a car, bought my car for 1k and spent another 1k making it sound mechanically. Why pay new when 2nd hand can still last for decades?

[Anonymous No.53553321]

>>53553288
>up 2x
>isn't' gonna sell #rideordie
Retard.

[Anonymous No.53553323]

Someone asked who the best CEO was yesterday, I can’t think of one better than Jamie Dimon.

[Anonymous No.53553333]

>>53552417
kek

I sold my SI from the start of the week today.

[Anonymous No.53553337]

>>53553286
>>53553306
There's an opposite side to every market thesis. You're free to doubt GME, I won't try to sell you. I do think Ryan Cohen is a sharp investor, though.

On a separate note, is the general consensus here that recent action is a bull trap?

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53553349]

Mcdonalds is cucking me. Might buy burger king next.

[Anonymous No.53553350]

>>53553321
lol in a year I'll be up 5x or 10x, why sell now?

[Anonymous No.53553356]

>>53552512
interactive brokers got shares

https://iborrowdesk.com/report/SI

[Anonymous No.53553358]

>>53553350
and they say bears are greedy

[Anonymous No.53553359]

>>53553337
Markets turned sour at 2pm today, if the bulls didn't get out they are in for a rough ride on a handful of tech stocks that were skyrocketing all fucking day since the Fed announcement. Who knows might stay green but everyone other than meta came out with bad earnings after the market closed

[Anonymous No.53553363]

Market up or down tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.53553373]

>>53553349
>fractional shares

good lord bruh why can't you ask King Charles for more gibs

[Anonymous No.53553375]

>>53553269
What's the catch--they fall apart after 4 years instead of 12? Might still be useful if they know how to keep fixing it or if they can keep getting the cheap parts.

[Anonymous No.53553374]

>>53553349
Buy while it's dipping, miccy D's will always go up

[Anonymous No.53553378]

>>53552543
>he’s dead
:(

[Anonymous No.53553380]

>>53553308
its just not profitable to make things that dont have value-added from tech crap

this does assbite sometimes though - i forget what its called but theres a company that for a long time just made very simple heavy duty industrial washers & dryers, didnt really sell to consumers, but lately theyve been expanding massively in selling to home use customers. their washers'dryers are like 3x the price of a maytag/whatever consumer one, but they last forever and they DONT beep and boop in seven different ways. was reading an interview with the ceo where he was like "idk why people are buying ours for 3x the price of a maytag, mostly we hear that its people who had 2 maytags break on them in 2 years. we werent sure if we should start selling to consumers because we didnt design with them in mind but we wont complain"

[Anonymous No.53553383]

>>53553363
Dow up Daq down S&P down Russell down

[Anonymous No.53553388]

>>53553363
Prolly down if they follow the tech stocks as they're the market compass at the moment it seems. That'll be my guess

[Anonymous No.53553393]

>>53553308
steve jobs didn't do this to you, the federal reserve system did

[Anonymous No.53553394]

>>53553378
>daisies
>you push em

[Anonymous No.53553396]

>>53553359
25bps might seem like a celebration to perma bulls who want to keep the music going, but that's still pain downstream to middle class & below in terms of real application. Plus it's like cheering about META's rally even though it's far below ATHs. It all seems like a mirage given mass tech layoffs, inflation still being shit, disposable income being at a significant low point, etc. Ultimately the markets are a trailing indicator to retail activity, but one way or another there will be a U-turn on this hyper-speculative bubble.

[Anonymous No.53553398]

>>53553363
>Market up or down tomorrow?
Neither
We snib

[Anonymous No.53553400]

>>53553210
Only redditards care that we shat on gaiafags before redd!t.

[Anonymous No.53553403]

>>53553185
>Those who have HUGE IPOS rarely deliver.
Speaking of, why wont DASH fucking die already?

[Anonymous No.53553413]

>>53553315
personally i always shill used volvo xc90 when people ask for cheap car recs anywhere, theyre well made and run basically forever, parts are cheap because theyre so many, it gets pretty good mileage while having a lot of room inside (7 seats), nice T5 or V6 turbo engine so it can zippy onto the highway faster than youd expect

and the kicker is, theyre so safe that literally no one has EVER died in one in the united states

[Anonymous No.53553416]

>news bad
>stops up
why?

[Anonymous No.53553420]

>>53553416
stocks*

[Anonymous No.53553423]

>>53553359
TSLA is a quasi-tech stock that felt the wrath of today. I hope it turns around tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.53553424]

Call me schizo but I'm starting to think financial markets are associated with some cultural societal shift in testosterone and every time we have some aggressive leader with strongman tactics or jock attitude we do very well, and its amplified with global conditions, it drops hard when a strongman leader is gone or jock mentality is gone or there is a sign of defeat at a national level.

>dotcom bubble loses steam after clinton is impeached
>housing bubble and markets pump up when bush jr was president, a sort of "andrew tate" to baby boomers
>trumps 4 years markets kept going up, accelerated with floyd riots
>everything bubble pops a few months after withdraw from afghanistan

I think elites want to get rid of biden and install a younger president with a jock mentality. They are mocking biden a lot and are bringing out trump, but its clear to me they dont want trump directly but someone with the same big attitude again. Like they want to meme some small civil war or conflict in america then we break past ATH again.

[Anonymous No.53553427]

>>53553315
when u got too much money, a 1k or 30k car makes no difference to ur portfolio, might as well live it up a bit

i hope i reach that point soon since my car is only 5k, want a fancy 50k with no years of fart in the seats from the previous owner

[Anonymous No.53553428]

>>53553375
as the parts are made in china and used for a bunch of differently marqueed trucks in various markets i would guess theyre dirt fucking cheap

no reason to suspect its worse made either really - considering chinese companies want to get involved in africa really bad i would assume theyre doing a good job of it to build reputation

[Anonymous No.53553430]

>>53553363
ask Biden to give you early access to econ data

>US Plays Down Idea of CPI Leak Following Pre-Report Trading
>BLS says it’s unaware of any early release of its data

>“I can tell you this: There were no leaks from here,” Jean-Pierre said Tuesday. “I can tell you definitively, or at least I’m not aware of any leaks.”
>“People may be reading a little bit too much into this,” she added. Jean-Pierre described the jump in asset prices as “minor market movements.”

[Anonymous No.53553435]

>>53553413
Looks like a PT cruiser if it was made by someone who doesn't smoke crack. Respect

[Anonymous No.53553438]

>>53553350

[Anonymous No.53553439]

>>53553424
Stock market goes up when leader says he wants to make nation where market is located better, news at 11.

[Anonymous No.53553442]

>>53553380
I really really hope companies like that one start beating out the standard household names. People are getting fed up that their expensive appliances break so often (I know I am). I'd happily pay that price to have something easily repairable with no frills.

[Anonymous No.53553448]

>>53553403
If DASH wasn't incinerating cash they'd be great for my boom doom portfolio. Lazy boomers eat out a ton when they retire and DASH is yet another layer of laziness. Sadly they will never stop incinerating cash and inevitably will go caput once leg 2 happens.

[Anonymous No.53553458]

>>53553427
>Spend $500 to buy new seats
>No old fart smell
Just that easy

[Anonymous No.53553462]

>>53552842
I’m up 12% with 20 stocks. Pretty happy about it desu. My goal every year is just to beat SPY. I’ve won for 3 years straight so far.

[Anonymous No.53553477]

>>53553266
Kill yourself so you can never say anything as stupid as that ever again

[Anonymous No.53553480]

>>53553424

[Anonymous No.53553481]

>>53553337
I don't think Cohen's an idiot, but I do think the brainless followers are. Those features you mentioned seem more like a way to capitalize on hype rather than viable business ideas. I could be wrong, but we likely won't know conclusively for 3+ years. Perhaps GME investors will never admit they're wrong.

I wouldn't really call Chamath an idiot either, but he did unload a bunch of trashy SPACs on his retail followers. I view Cohen the same way. Both have found a solid base of suckers that'll follow them to the grave, and both are smart enough to monetize that follower base to the full extent possible.
Obviously Cohen has a track record of success with chewy though. At one point in his life he did run a business successfully. Though personally I don't even think CHWY is a great business, I see it more as an example of successful fundraising. More reinforcement to the idea that he's a master at hyping suckers to follow along and give him money.

[Anonymous No.53553485]

>>53553427
a nice car also helps you get PUSSY

what are you gonna do show her your portfolio? if you drive a nicer car than her dad, she thinks your rich, its just that simple.

[Anonymous No.53553492]

>>53553480
Ah it's the "is Weimar mentioned? Post the chart poster" is on

[Anonymous No.53553494]

>>53552882
Seriously. Let’s try and short bbw, a company that allows kids to make stuffed bears and bring them happiness, to the ground. What a bunch of niggers. I hope they lost a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.53553497]

feel like shit bros i just want the bull market to start again

[Anonymous No.53553498]

>>53552952
Yeah just cash out and avoid risk until this clown show calms down, which will take a long time. This isn't a safe year for anyone new.

[Anonymous No.53553502]

>>53553481
Cohen fleeces his fans and they love him for it. It’s all some sort of domination thing.

[Anonymous No.53553506]

>>53553481
We shall see, anon. What are your current plays?

[Anonymous No.53553512]

>>53552907
I hate digital shit in my interior. I’m going to give my newer cars to my kids when they get their L’s, and buy a 93 Milano red NSX.

[Anonymous No.53553513]

>>53553498
I can't tell if I got in close to the bottom or if I'm teetering over a fucking cliff, can't read this schizo economy for shit

[Anonymous No.53553514]

>>53552952
>baby's first liquidity pamp

[Anonymous No.53553515]

Just got back from my therapy appointment and I want to say
BOBOS INTERNALLY BTFO FOREVER
You fucks deserve it

[Anonymous No.53553516]

>>53553435
i think its a lot bigger than youre thinking lol. its a 7 seater inside, its basically a minivan but with AWD and a good engine and also not shaped like a minivan so its not embarrassing.

theres tons of really cheap ones with 100k ish miles - i think the mile number scares people off but these are well made, up to 250k miles with no issues is pretty normal

and also you will almost certainly never die in a car accident which idk if im buying a used car i would rate safety pretty high

[Anonymous No.53553518]

>>53553497
i thought it started today?

[Anonymous No.53553532]

>>53553430
Damn, I wonder how much I have to pay Biden to give me the reports early.

[Anonymous No.53553537]

>>53553442
not sure but i think it mightve been Speed Queen which is an unintentionally hilarious name

[Anonymous No.53553541]

>>53553515
>Bulls needing therapy on how shit the market has been this last year and a bit
Understandable

[Anonymous No.53553543]

>>53552979
>he’s dead
:(

[Anonymous No.53553544]

CPUH, XBI 01/24 90$, BUD, NOC, MP, INTC, AVAX
R8
suggest more

[Anonymous No.53553549]

I sold my $8 SKYT shares today for 11.5. Looking to reenter round 9.60 for er play.

[Anonymous No.53553550]

>>53553541
Ha, no
The therapy is about how my parents treated me 20 years ago

[Anonymous No.53553553]

>>53553532
a couple of crack rocks to his son should do the trick

[Anonymous No.53553555]

>>53553266
>All the DAO types and cryptobros have a ton of respect for him
>which in itself is a positive fundamental signal
these are conflicting statements.

I bought into the "RC is a magician who created Chewy" hype a while back, but the fact that he's been in control of GME for 2 years and there is still no meaningful business model (NFT platform is DOA), coupled with his pumping and dumping of BBBY after writing about how his venture is "obsessed with the long term", made me lose a substantial amount of respect for him. That and the interview where he revealed that he isn't much of a gamer anymore.

[Anonymous No.53553566]

BOIL BROS THEY ARE MANIPULATING US I KNEW IT.

N A T G A S
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[Anonymous No.53553571]

>>53553550
Have you tried crying a river, building a bridge, and getting over it? Saves a lot of money and provides the same results

[Anonymous No.53553573]

>>53553506
I cashed out my January tax loss rebound trades today. No rush for the next play. I forsee an oil price resurgence this summer, but I think it's a bit early to enter that.
I'm pretty content to sit in cash equivalents, collecting off the near 5% fed funds rate. Trading without an obvious play just adds unneeded volatility to my portfolio.

[Anonymous No.53553581]

>>53553566
It's almost as if everyone recognised it was a fix
>other than you

[Anonymous No.53553582]

Used to have a 2000 Ford Ranger reg cab. The most fancy things it had was sliding rear window,dual airbags, A/C and a CD player. Crank windows. Manual locks. Sigh. Bought it used w/under 25k miles on it. Drove it for 10 years and over 200k miles before it died. And yes I did get girls with it. Cause I kept it clean. Didn't get a scratch/dent on it the whole time I had it. Nor did I turn it into a moving light show as was kinda the thing then.

[Anonymous No.53553585]

>>53553571
Yeah, for 20 years
I couldn't do it becuase I'm a pathetic loser

[Anonymous No.53553587]

>>53553566
shhhhhhhhhh it's almost over baggie

[Anonymous No.53553590]

>>53553585
Fuck!
>Smoke cannabis

[Anonymous No.53553594]

>>53553555
I think a ton of good stuff is happening with GME but this general doesn't seem to want it being discussed so I'd be happy to continue this convo on /GME/.

In terms of more traditional investments, I'm just waiting until I see the real crash. I think we'll know it when we see it because there will be real panic. >>53553573
Good stuff. I'm up about 12% on the year but am sitting still while things unfold as well. I wanted to buy some Blockbuster penny stocks due to a rumor about them reinventing themselves as a streaming service and airing a commercial during the Super Bowl, but sadly I believe it can't be traded. Would've been a great bet otherwise.

[Anonymous No.53553596]

>>53553587
>March and April will be the dip
Fuck I'm meant to be on holiday then, I don't want to be sat making buys all day by the pool

[Anonymous No.53553599]

>>53553590
Ha, that stuff only makes me more paranoid

[Anonymous No.53553606]

>>53553599
You should try meth instead

[Anonymous No.53553609]

>>53552746
Why buy TQQQ when you could buy 5QQQ?

[Anonymous No.53553610]

APPLE MISSED
MICROSOFT MISSED
GOOGLE MISSED
AMAZON MISSED
CHEVRON MISSED
CONOCOPHILLIPS MISSED
INTEL MISSED
AMD MISSED
META MISSED

[Anonymous No.53553611]

>>53552552
Why did you do that you fucking retard?

[Anonymous No.53553612]

>>53552290
You guys told me to buy puts yesterday and I got bagged by you all

I lost all of my money. Fuck you all

[Anonymous No.53553615]

>>53552552
How much of your capital is in the trade?

[Anonymous No.53553619]

>>53553610
Meta hit didn't it? They got fuck laods of new users somehow (probably bots using machine learning to trick the filters)

[Anonymous No.53553627]

>>53553612
You came here and took financial advice? You deserved it

[Anonymous No.53553629]

>>53552552
Do not redeem sir, Mr bezos will buy back do not redeem

[Anonymous No.53553636]

>>53553612
I bought puts yesterday and it worked out just fine for me. Even my shitty UVXY calls worked out in the end.

[Anonymous No.53553639]

>>53553612
How did you lose all your money on a .7% pump?

[Anonymous No.53553646]

>>53553619
Nope. Missed 3 in a row now
Ads are literally the only place there’s disinflation

[Anonymous No.53553658]

>>53553619
Missed spectacularly and had to spend all their leftover cash on buybacks to prevent the stock from going to 0.

[Anonymous No.53553661]

>>53553596
just set some limit orders

[Anonymous No.53553662]

>>53553581
ok smartass you got a $2000 car i drive a GTR. $2000 is a weekend out kid

[Anonymous No.53553669]

>>53553662
Okay fart huffer

[Anonymous No.53553678]

>>53553610
Who gives a fuck what FAGMAN missed. Plenty of companies out there are delivering beat after beat with great guidance.
So sick of FAGMANs bullshit.

[Anonymous No.53553696]

>>53553678
We live in a fagman world, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.53553697]

>>53553678
FAGMAN is the whole market

[Anonymous No.53553701]

>futes

[Anonymous No.53553702]

>Nasdaq
>3.25%
what in the flying fuck is going on?

>>53552414
>>53552591
>>53552683
they sell >$1k phones. what kind of absolute retard buys a $1k phone when you can get $100 phones that do more or less the same?

[Anonymous No.53553709]

>>53553678
Well tell those boomers to hurry up and go back to the Dow Jones. FAGMAN is still a large part of the S&P500 cuz of their 401K passive investing BS.

[Anonymous No.53553722]

>>53553702
white women and their boy friends

[Anonymous No.53553743]

>>53553722
I hope those simps get fired
t.simp who pays rent for no reason other than living with her gf far from her family (and my beach house that isn't owned by me yet...)

[Anonymous No.53553751]

>>53553678
Dude CVX and COP even managed to miss XOM beat but their earnings were down.
That said these are the only stocks I’m thinking about after this tard rally. Maybe a bio shit but idk which one Abbv I guess, maybe glaxo

[Anonymous No.53553761]

>BABA continues to drill in HK
chinabros STAY losing, fuck you munger

[Anonymous No.53553779]

>>53553761
based Munger hater. I don't like him either, that smug old dinosaur

[Anonymous No.53553782]

>>53553743
From what I've witnessed the simp-flation is still way too high. Powell needs to jack the feds funds rate a lot higher.

[Anonymous No.53553788]

>>53553761
Chinkoids send a balloon for every billion lost

[Anonymous No.53553796]

Yes, I admit it, I sold.

[Anonymous No.53553805]

>>53553794
>>53553794
>>53553794

[Anonymous No.53553830]

>>53553566
wtf does does this mean? someone was hacking them so they couldnt buy when they wanted?

>>53553400
youve been exposed newfag you had to google gaia

[Anonymous No.53553869]

>>53553796
Good call

[Anonymous No.53553870]

>>53553678
WWE also missed

[Anonymous No.53553905]

>>53552534
Lmao so many rightwing retards on Twitter legitimately thought she was a real person. It's like falling for the Mike Hunt joke IRL.

[Anonymous No.53553988]

>>53553612
>he listened to 4 figure portfolio doomer bears

[Anonymous No.53554030]

>>53553702
while i was in CVS earlier i heard an apple radio ad that went as follows. this is the *entire* script for the spot.

(teen girl voice) If I switch to iphone, will I have all the latest updates?
(millennial woman voice) Yes1 iphone has the latest software, right out of the box, and future updates with no loss of performance. switching to iphone puts you in control.

remembered it word for word because it sounded so retarded. what updates? what software? out of the box? do they just mean having the latest version of iOS? the second part is obviously damage control about the slowing-down-older-phones thing, but what even is the pitch here? androids have to update for a few hours when you get them? (not sure if thats true but im assuming, i buy old ass androids and dont update them) - thats really the pitch theyre going with?

not out of line with other ads for zoomers being like "did you know a credit card lets you pay for things later? DiscoverCard!" and "let me explain briefly what a dryer sheet is" which ive heard lately - but it seemed particularly weak even in that regard

hoenstly iphones are just boring, i think theyre losing the high end of the market to more-expensive android models like the curved-screen and foldable ones, and pretty quickly i think they'll become a "mom thing" instead of a "trendy young instagrammer" thing, and then theyre fucked. not "fucked," but doomed to age with their demographic unless they recapture youth somehow.

[Anonymous No.53554095]

>>53553566
wtf hax

[Anonymous No.53554105]

>>53554030
how deep is your put?

[Anonymous No.53554165]

>>53554105
im not involved financially i just hate iphones a lot

[Anonymous No.53554331]

>>53554165
So do I. I've had one for a month now and I mostly re-charge the battery between forgetting wherever the hell I put it. It's a phone though, and unlike my Pixel it can actually make a phone call.

[Anonymous No.53554357]

>>53554331
lol whats wrong with pixel? i got a pixel 4 a few months ago after my samsung galaxy s5 finally broke. seems nice so far although lack of headphone jack is irritating

[Anonymous No.53554387]

I got $20k coming in soon from a settlement. How can I double triple this in the bear future?

[Anonymous No.53554456]

>>53554449
>>53554449
>>53554449
>>53554449