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Bloomberg Sponsored ANALysts Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
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https://www.finscreener.com
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https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Previous: >>53526253

>> No.53527359

>>53527337
Mommy milkers for spy dump to $390 then pump to $420

>> No.53527366
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I hope Jerome raises 1 full % point

>> No.53527368

Im looking forward to the downward trend over the next 2 weeks

>> No.53527375
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53527375

Should I Fap now or after the meeting?

>> No.53527377

sex with women (female)

>> No.53527383

>>53527368
likely to be a sell the news event if it all comes in as expected.

>> No.53527385

zoom out

>> No.53527388

>>53527377
gay af

>> No.53527392
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SPY 420 EOW

>> No.53527394
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BOIL barons....

>> No.53527397

>>53527375
After

>> No.53527399
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53527399

What’s gonna happen in 27 minutes?

>> No.53527400

>>53527337
If Jerome was cool he would suicide the market for the luls.

>> No.53527403

>>53527375
after, we need your high-string energy to shitpost here with us.

>> No.53527405
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50bps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU1VfYYKMDk
25bps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t05G0983BcI
0bps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntPeHC8z1Og

>> No.53527413
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>>53527375
NOW

>> No.53527415

A POOP JUST FLEW OVER MY TOILET

>> No.53527414

>>53527375
During.

>> No.53527420

>>53527337
Thats a MAN

>> No.53527422
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>>53527399

>> No.53527423
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NGL I'd take Cathy to pound town on that couch.

>> No.53527424

I hope the global economy ends

>> No.53527425

>>53527399
probably nothing

>> No.53527428

>>53527415
You're doing it wrong.

>> No.53527429

>>53527399
25 bps with very hawkish press converence

>> No.53527431
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>>53527397
>>53527403
Ok I'll wait

>> No.53527430

>>53527375
I thought everyone faps at night
Fucking weirdo

>> No.53527435

test

>> No.53527436
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>>53527337
Reminder to never ever buy a stock where the CEO is obese and has a harem in HR department. They will always betray the shareholder for their own gains.

>> No.53527437

>>53527337
Imagine Kathy sitting on your face and leaking her juices over you haha

>> No.53527439

HIGHER FOR LONGER
SOFT LANDING

>> No.53527440

>>53527375
during

>> No.53527442
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NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT
ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!

PICTURE THE FUTURE OF THE S&P AS DETAILED AND AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE

VISUALIZE AND MANIFEST 50 BEPIS RIGHT NOW

>> No.53527445

>>53527436
That's an ARK buy signal, if you missed it.

>> No.53527444

I opened a short enjoy your bullrun bros

>> No.53527448
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>>53527437

>> No.53527450

Can someone post the grub truck girl webm. I need it for a project. Buy oil.

>> No.53527451

>>53527437
haha i would hate that haha please dont do this to me Kathy

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>>53527399

>> No.53527455
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>>53527444

>> No.53527456
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>>53527450

>> No.53527458

Red before FED
Bears are all dead

Green before Powell
The market means withdrawal

>> No.53527461

>>53527448
Would

>> No.53527460
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I don’t have a lot of money and I don’t know what to buy but I don’t want to be broke anymore bros..

>> No.53527462

>>53527430
if you dont open your windows or go outside it's always night

>> No.53527464

Fed Stream up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNxtwxLYCxc

>> No.53527466
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>>53527450
4u

>> No.53527469
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>>53527399
The living will envy the dead. The rich will envy the broke.

>> No.53527472

>>53527458
poemanon died for this

>> No.53527474

>>53527458
with-drowell

>> No.53527475

>>53527448
>will never get to fuck her in her prime
>will never be her personal toilet and foot boy

What's the fucking point for anything?

>> No.53527479

>>53527399
>in logic world
A big dump since we've been going up without retrace.
>in gayest retard world
A big pump because there is no news but people are like fomo pivot moon anyway.

>> No.53527480

>>53527460
ive decided to just not lose money and instead make profit

>> No.53527481

>>53527464
>2:30 EST
I thought it was 2pm

>> No.53527485
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>> No.53527491

>>53527481
They release the statement at 2pm, then Jerome does his karaoke a half hour later.

>> No.53527493
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>>53527394
>he invested in earth farts
>expected returns

>> No.53527494

>>53527436
>he only hired women
>didn't bother hiring any men
>is a fat nerd
It was rigged from the start.

>> No.53527495

>>53527458
Green before Powell
Crush your nuts with a trowel

>> No.53527496

>>53527485
post moar charts please. they are helping me.

>> No.53527502

>>53527480
Brilliant.

>> No.53527501

SHE'S FROM BIRMINGHAM
WAY DOWN IN ALABAM'

>> No.53527503

25 bepis, simple as.

>> No.53527507

>>53527481
2pm is when they announce the bepis
2:30 is the press conference

>> No.53527509

>>53527480
This. Stop having fun and being stupid. Take this shit seriously and you'll turn a profit. Not everyone is able to live on memes and make it

>> No.53527513
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>>53527485
>This rally has been driven by the market thinking Lagarde and Kuroda have more balls than Jerome

>> No.53527515

>>53527485
I'm retarded, please tell me what this means

>> No.53527516
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nvda making nhod and bobo talking about a crash lmao

>> No.53527519
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Is this bullish for AMD?

>> No.53527521

green before minutes
prepare for down limits

red before meeting
bobo's in for a beating

>> No.53527525
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>>53527485
$udn

>> No.53527527

portfolio just hit a tera lift

>> No.53527528
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53527528

I am so close to buying about 10k worth of PTON puts 1 month expiration.

No way this pop sustains and Cramer was shilling it recently

>> No.53527532

RATES LEAKED
>NO HIKES
NO HIKES
>NO HIKES
NO HIKES

BUY EVERYTHING HOLY SHIT

>> No.53527544
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I'm just not buying or selling today. That's it.

>> No.53527545

>>53527532
imagine the F.E.D. throwing in the towel and waving a white flag on inflation lmao

I dont want to live in zimbabwe

>> No.53527551
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.53527553

>>53527532
here are the digits to confirm, fren

>> No.53527554
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I will hold

>> No.53527556

>>53527545
too late

>> No.53527560

it has to pump.. please

>> No.53527562

BAH GAWD THAT'S JEROME'S MUSIC

>> No.53527563

>>53527544
Look at her gaze. She really is not here on Earth. Every personality disorder rolled into one broad

>> No.53527567
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>>53527562

>> No.53527569
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Cathie did nothing wrong.

>> No.53527570
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It feels good to be on the sidelines during FOMC for once, can't wait to see what retardation unfolds this time

>> No.53527575
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Will she be there?

>> No.53527576

>>53527532
The market is so fucked they're expectinf this more than 50 beepis

>> No.53527581
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>>53527563
>Every personality disorder rolled into one broad
As opposed to /smg/, which is every personality disorder rolled into one board?

>> No.53527582

"Unwarranted loosening of financial conditions" is a phrase that will traumatize about half of us for the rest of our lives.

>> No.53527584

>>53527575
This girl can fucking GET it

>> No.53527585
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>>53527544
>>53527466
>>53527444
>>53527422
>>53527400
Checked.
I might buy the coming dip. Not sure.

>> No.53527589
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>>53527575
My wife

>> No.53527591

Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNxtwxLYCxc

>> No.53527592

>>53527466
Thanx fren

>> No.53527593
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did you buy calls anon?

>> No.53527594

>>53527581
/smg/ is a thread, /biz/ is the board but you tried your best

>> No.53527595

>>53527575
>lightly stroking it to this cutie
>nick timiraos dead eyes take over the screen

>> No.53527596
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>>53527563
Bro your cock will ASCEND.

>> No.53527597

>>53527575
She's the only reason I watch this shit

>> No.53527601

>>53527584
Get what

>> No.53527602

>>53527509
I haven’t been in the game for several years now. I’m getting back into it.

>> No.53527604
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>>53527594
Next you'll tell me that this isn't a mongolian throat-singing forum for frens

>> No.53527605

>>53527591
Can't wait for all the questions about muh black and womeme employment

>> No.53527606

I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT I NEED TO KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN

>> No.53527608

>>53527593
Yea but not the kind you are thinking of

>> No.53527619
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>>53527591
stream with commentary
https://www.youtube.com/live/hpEB-L0glT0?feature=share
>DON'T FORGET TO VOTE ON TIE COLOR
https://strawpoll.com/polls/3RnYlpJxJye

>> No.53527629

>>53527608
long vol?

>> No.53527628

>>53527593
I'm thinking of buying a duck call

>> No.53527630
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Guys a rate hike just flew over my house....

>> No.53527633

>>53527466
Dumb fucking BITCH

>> No.53527634

>>53527551
i dont even know what to do, the last 6 months have ruined decades of my trading theory, losing money when cpi crabbed broke me

>> No.53527635

>>53527545
Shoulda bought gold like we told you, faggot

>> No.53527639

Nikki Haley is being interviewed on Bloomberg? What does this mean for my BBBY puts?

>> No.53527640
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I for one have a WHOLE option. I’m going to get back into options one trade at a time. I started with 6$. Now I’m at 170$. And I’m risking it all by trusting in daddy Powell and his warning.
>not going to stop hiking interest rates until 2024

>> No.53527642
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>>53527595

>> No.53527646

i'm nervous bobros

>> No.53527651

>>53527519
i don't know why i'd want this

>> No.53527656

>>53527601
my undying love and eternal affection in exchange for not leaving the kitchen and raising my children while i support the family with my career as an international pornstar, the way jesus intended

>> No.53527658
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What the FUCK was that?

>> No.53527661

UVXY, why can't you move already? are people seriously not hedging into FOMC anymore?

>> No.53527663

TWO basis points

>> No.53527665
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Bears still on that hopium?

>> No.53527667

so is this another bull run like during covid or is there more to go down?

>> No.53527670
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Would you pay 2500$ for face time pussy?

>> No.53527673
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Are you guys ready for the shitpost?

>> No.53527675 [DELETED] 

MGAM and EBET are ded

>> No.53527681

>>53527640
>Buying options on leveraged ETFs
Yeah, you're ngmi

>> No.53527682

What site can I keep refreshing to see the beepis

>> No.53527683

>>53527667
crab market inbound. spx going to retest 3800 or even 3600 while dollar retests 104 to 106. nothing ever happens

>> No.53527684
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>>53527646
Me too fren

>> No.53527686

>>53527661
Did you miss the 10% gains? Haha! So did I.

>> No.53527687

eyeballing 400p 410c 0de with tight stops, finna boutta lose some money bros

>> No.53527690
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T-minus 9 minutes until liftoff or explosion

>> No.53527691

why would I invest in software companies like google, meta, amazon and microsoft instead of hardware chip FABs of intel, amd and nvidia? all the software fags have to deal with government regulation and content moderation type shit. Chip manufacturers sell SoCs that guide Israeli cruise missiles into orphanages and they don't get any of the bad press that instagram gets because of a self harm hashtag trending

>> No.53527705

>>53527646
feel like absolute shit just want dump back

>> No.53527707

>>53527682
https://finviz.com/
Scroll down

>> No.53527709

I nervous mumubros

>> No.53527710

>>53527640
You can do it. I turned 40 into 18k at one point.
... I'm not going to say I could do that again but maybe you could.

>> No.53527716

Natgas must be fucking worthless holy shit Im losing so much money on BOIL

>> No.53527718
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>LAST CHANCE FOR CALLS
SPX 4150C 0DTE
>LAST CHANCE FOR CALLS
SPX 4150C 0DTE
>LAST CHANCE FOR CALLS
SPX 4150C 0DTE
>LAST CHANCE FOR CALLS
SPX 4150C 0DTE
>LAST CHANCE FOR CALLS
SPX 4150C 0DTE

>> No.53527719

you bought calls for the coming melt up, right?

>> No.53527726

>>53527686
I took profit on Monday but bought back in yesterday. Vol is just... weirdly low for FOMC.

>> No.53527733

>>53527716
>fart huffing fetishist mixing with a findom industry
match made in heaven

>> No.53527735

>>53527681
This is what my guest speaker at college told me to do; or ore specifically what he does. And that fucker owns a private investment firm. Dude literally only plays with leveraged options. So I’m actually playing the game that the AAAs play. ,ajar leagues have the AAA coaches as players for themselves.

>> No.53527737

>>53527519
>gayimng
amd is winning bigly in server chips, thats where they really raped intel

>> No.53527740
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>>53527718

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53527743
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Quit being a bitch you degenerate gamblers. If Jeromie is not extremely hawkish stocks will not crash and bears will become insolvent.

>> No.53527742
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>>53527718
>4150C
This place would boil over if that happened.

>> No.53527749

I bought puts

>> No.53527748
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>>53527726
the low volume is patience anon

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>>53527691
>Intel
>Israel
Anon, I...

>> No.53527751
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>>53527726
It's been leaked for a month at least

>> No.53527752

>>53527525
for me it's diet rite

>> No.53527753
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Imagine thinking this pump will survive tomorrow afterhours

>> No.53527756

>>53527466
That whore is drunk in public without a male escort, she's hopin for a rapin

>> No.53527758

volume low... feels like everyone has made their move and everything is priced in.
25bps will be announced, nothing will happen, then we wait for THE SPEECH

>> No.53527766
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53527766

Boy oh boy I can't wait for another retarded wave of "wtf why are we dumping???" posts in a couple minutes because you dumb fucking niggers keep thinking HIGHER FOR LONGER means "pivot next meeting".

>> No.53527765

BUY CALLS ON THE DIP DOWN EZ!!!!!!!!!

>> No.53527764

>>53527743
>If
So you're saying there is a chance

>> No.53527772

>>53527718
1DTE is pretty much the same price. Better deal.

>> No.53527775
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53527775

Ahh time for some good Powellkino after work.

>> No.53527778

>>53527750
they just cut of the extension, all intel cpus are designed in israel (and have been for more than 10 years)

>> No.53527784

>>53527766
only thing going higher for longer are my calls

>> No.53527787
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JEROME YOU BITCH I CANT GO TO THE GAS STATION FOR MY SLUSHI CIGAREETES AND ROTISSERIE HOT DOG UNTIL YOU FUCKING ANOUNCE HURRY UP YOU BITCH

>> No.53527788
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53527788

Buy.

>> No.53527789
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>>53527766
WHERE
iS THE
NEWS

>> No.53527790

>>53527766
Going from 50 bps hikes to 25 bps is objectively a pivot, cope and seethe, boboid.

>> No.53527791
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>>53527743
I don't trust a goddamn word that comes out of a gook posters mouth.

>> No.53527795

Women owe me sex Jerome owes my fitty

>> No.53527797

TWO MINUTES BEFORE THE JUMP LADS

>> No.53527798
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53527798

no refunds anon lock it in

>> No.53527800
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>>53527790
>Going from 50 bps hikes to 25 bps is objectively a pivot

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>>53527735
College is a scam to begin with, and the guys they have over to "talk" are literal con mans. If they're successful, just know that they're not giving you the full scoop on how to become as successful as them because you tell me, if you were successful, would you just hand out your secrets and let everyone get your level?

>> No.53527804
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53527804

IM GONNA
PUKE

>> No.53527809

>>53527766
We're puuuuumping

>> No.53527810

>open chart
>30s intervals
ready for the neon green lights today

>> No.53527811
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>>53527790

>> No.53527813
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53527813

Here we fucking go

>> No.53527812

>>53527795
today's your day buddy get out there and rape em

>> No.53527816

If the market pumps after this meeting im going to masturbate 3 times before my bedtime (7/8 pm eastern) i have a long refractory period but I have been known to cum back to back if I will myself to it hard enough

>> No.53527823

how could this happen to me...

>> No.53527826
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>>53527405
>Spiderbait cover of Black Betty

>> No.53527828

25bps BUY BUY BUY 25bps BUY BUY BUY 25bps BUY BUY BUY 25bps BUY BUY BUY 25bps BUY BUY BUY 25bps BUY BUY BUY 25bps BUY BUY BUY 25bps BUY BUY BUY 25bps BUY BUY BUY 25bps BUY BUY BUY 25bps BUY BUY BUY 25bps BUY BUY BUY 25bps BUY BUY BUY 25bps BUY BUY BUY 25bps BUY BUY BUY 25bps BUY BUY BUY 25bps BUY BUY BUY 25bps BUY BUY BUY 25bps BUY BUY BUY 25bps BUY BUY BUY

>> No.53527827

>>53527673
What a fun job, half the people pissed, almost no matter what.
>>53527691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qzjKVmvBGY (sorry, this song is horrid, but the hook fits)
>>53527766
So you're saying this is a buy signal?

BTW, Nikki Haley's real name is Nimrata, and I could swear her body double is on Bloomberg.

>> No.53527829
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53527829

>50BP
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>50BP
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>50BP
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50BP

>> No.53527831

>>53527803
yes i would, i already made it so why would i care.

>> No.53527833
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.53527835
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REMEMBER TO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE LINE

>> No.53527839
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I SHALL SUMMON DADDY J POW POW WITH THE RITUAL SONG KNOWN ONLY TO THOSE WHO LISTEN
>https://youtu.be/I_2D8Eo15wE

>> No.53527841

I need to take a huge shit but I don't want to miss the lift off

>> No.53527842

SPY 420 EODDD

>> No.53527843
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.53527844

SELL THE NEWS!!

>> No.53527845
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>>53527791
Jerome will crash the market!
After Jerome Ralllies the Market!
Then the market will crash!
Then it rallies to all time high!!!!

Feb tends to be a bad month so I expect a pullback but not a crash to all time lows. But what do I know I'm just a "GOOK" poster. hahahahahhaha

>> No.53527846

ALLAHUAKBARRRRRRRRRR

>> No.53527847
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Saudis Increasing interest rates by 0.25% to 5.25%
Its over

>> No.53527850
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>>53527812
>rape em
He's back?!

>> No.53527851
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>1000bps

>> No.53527853

PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTFFFFFFFF

>> No.53527854

WTF WAS THAT

>> No.53527856

shorted at exactly 1:58 kek

>> No.53527857
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53527857

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

>> No.53527860
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53527860

>coffee is ready

>> No.53527862
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STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING STREAM IS STARTING

>> No.53527866

>growing economy
dovish 25bps

>> No.53527867

OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.53527868

>>53527839
Can you please explain how a song about HPV (Warts) is associated with Powell? I still don't understand how this happened.

>> No.53527870
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PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP

>> No.53527871

it's over

>> No.53527872

>>53527826
We can no longer afford the license fee for the original. Sorry you had to find out this way, anon.

>> No.53527873
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ITS HAPPENING

>> No.53527874

>>53527798
for having a small catalog Dolly has drained me of my vital human essences on many occasions

>> No.53527877

>>53527405
qual post, patric taste

>> No.53527878

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

>> No.53527879
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53527879

Not even gonna watch. Just gonna read your shitposts.

>> No.53527883

>QQQ
holy shit bears are desperate but you can't fight the trend up. green by the end of the day. it is bull market, sorry to break it to you.

>> No.53527884
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53527884

market barely moved it was a nothingburger LMAO

>> No.53527885

>>53527831
Then you haven't made it. simple as

>> No.53527886

It's a nothingburger

>> No.53527887

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.53527889

KWAB

>> No.53527891

what does it mean?

>> No.53527892

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53527893
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>0bepis

>> No.53527897

it was 25 bepis

Jerome you FUCKING COWARD

>> No.53527898

SELL THE NEWS

>> No.53527899

>>53527884
with so many calls and puts in both directions what do you think is gonna happen lol

>> No.53527900

Finally some good Powell kino incoming

>> No.53527901
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.53527903

https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230201a.htm
> https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230201a.htm
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230201a.htm
> https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230201a.htm
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230201a.htm
> https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230201a.htm
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230201a.htm
> https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230201a.htm
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230201a.htm
> https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230201a.htm

>> No.53527905
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STINKY

>> No.53527909
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oh I know this shape really well

>> No.53527910

Nice dump bobo. Top kek.

>> No.53527912
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>> No.53527914
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AYO WTF IS HAPPENING. Shit shit is going crazy (Ticker: SPY)

>> No.53527915
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>> No.53527917
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53527917

90's bros...

>> No.53527920

>Cramer said buy
>Burry said sell
>The two inverse signals canceled each other out and crabbed the market.

>> No.53527923
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53527923

its over

>> No.53527924

>BREAKING: Jerome Powell and the Fed just raised rates by 25 basis points (0.25%) to between 4.50%-4.75%

>> No.53527927

>>53527791
Why do asians do this shit

>> No.53527926

bro lets be real, who the fuck wants this dogshit? Buying with SPY at 405 after QQQ went up 16% in a month? Be fucking for real

>> No.53527929

>>53527884
PRICED
N

>> No.53527932

>>53527920
best outcome

>> No.53527934
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HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN

>> No.53527935

>>53527920
same as cpi
nobody wins

>> No.53527936

>>53527903
25 LFGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
back to crabbing

>> No.53527937
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>Can't break 400
Pathetic.

>> No.53527940

>BOIL bois getting heemed out the ass
Should have bought coal, there's still time. Lots of ERs hitting this month, SXC drops tomorrow and it's an expected banger.

>> No.53527942

>>53527917
I Only have 6 more omonths until looking at 20 year olds becomes ‘creepy’

>> No.53527943
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53527943

AND YOU...

GO...

BACK TO..

YOU GOOOOOOOOOOOOO BACK TO

CRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

>> No.53527944

Lets see if JPow can create some fireworks

>> No.53527945
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>>53527910
Human beans haven’t moved yet mufaggot, the fed is going to fuck the economy is what they’re saying

>> No.53527946

>>53527917
anyone born after 1990 I simply don't see them as people. I know I know sorry I just dont haha

>> No.53527948

>>53527920
Cramer saying buy is a sell signal

>> No.53527950

>>53527929
I

>> No.53527951

Holy fuck the market didnt move at all im laughing my ass off.

>> No.53527952
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo

>> No.53527956

So it was priced in the entire time?
We crabbing?

>> No.53527958

>markets were right it was a simple 25 bp hike

>> No.53527957
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>HARVESTER OF SORROW
>LANGUAGE OF THE MAD

>> No.53527965

For those of you who don't know, Bloomberg has turned market commentary into NASCAR race replays.
What kind of sentiment is this for the market, and what should I play to profit?

>> No.53527968

Say it with me
SOFT
LANDING

>> No.53527970

>>53527951
I told you it was priced in.

>> No.53527971
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>>53527943

>> No.53527973

I bought SOXS and I should have bought SQQQ FML

>> No.53527974
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>25 beepis
>Goes down slightly
What did they mean by this

>> No.53527975

>>53527945
why does the "female" mumu have horns? is "she" a tranny?

>> No.53527976

>>53527946
yep. they're a curiosity, like a furby or a tamagotchi

>> No.53527977
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>>53527942
Embrace the creep.

>> No.53527980

>>53527951
let JPow speak.

>> No.53527982

wHY IS NOTHING HAPPENING ON THE FED STREAM

>> No.53527983
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53527983

And just like that, inflation was solved. TYBJerome

>> No.53527984

PLEASE GO UP I PROMISE I WILL EAT BUGS

>> No.53527986

As forecast means dump.

PMI sucked.

>> No.53527989

A G G R E S S I V E C R A B B I N G

>> No.53527990

That's it.

We're NEVER going below 4000 ever again.

>> No.53527991
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WE WILL GET A PULLBACK TO AROUND 3800 not a crash. BEARS SHORTING WILL GET WRECKED BULLS BUYING LONG WILL GET WRECKED.

>> No.53527993

>>53527956
did you expect something else? nothing ever happens

>> No.53527994

>>53527977
they are fucking

>> No.53527997

>>53527982
speech isnt till 2:30

>> No.53527999

uuuuuuh where's the pump?????? mom's gonna freak if there's no pump

>> No.53528000

A SOFT LANDING JUST FLEW OVER MY POD

>> No.53528001

>>53527951
>Holy fuck the market didnt move at all im laughing my ass off.
entire thing is designed to bleed options gamblers, same as cpi

i lost 100$ on my straddle lmao

>> No.53528002

>>53527975
Male mumu has milkers

>> No.53528005 [DELETED] 
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Jerome trying his hardest to make the dollar worthless

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>>53527847
Saudis trying to combat the Fed?

>>53527851
Not with jerome, he wouldnt take such a risk because the stock market is too precious to him. He couldve ended inflation in just a few months by doing a 1000 bps and the market would already be pumping for months. In fact that makes me wonder, is this "soft landing" really just to screw retail traders?

>> No.53528006 [DELETED] 

>>53527991
DCA chads can't stop winning

>> No.53528011

Powell is going to skullfuck bulls when he speaks

>> No.53528012

THE ETERNAL CRAB IS HERE. EMBRACE IT.

>> No.53528014

>>53527975
female cattle always have horns farmers just cut them off

>> No.53528015
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>>53527975
Means Bobo peeled mumu’s bitch

>> No.53528016
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53528016

how soft is my landing anon?

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>>53527994
>Girl you're fucking wants to take a picture, but you're not really a thing

>> No.53528019

>>53527956
Why do you think we pumped for the entirety of January, anon?

>> No.53528022

>>53527997
fuck the speech lmao https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230201a.htm

>> No.53528024

>>53528000
>>53527999
Holy trips!

>> No.53528026

>>53527982
don't forget to book a school tour of the Fed!

>> No.53528027

>>53527973
iwas going to buy sqqq instead of soxs but i would have had a wash sale on sqqq. damn the regulations, i should have just canceled it when i couldnt buy my what i wanted. now i have to bag hold soxs until the next swing down.

>> No.53528032

alright, 25 bepis it is, so no vol. maybe big tech earnings causes vol?

>> No.53528033
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>>53528005
no they are just incompetent

>> No.53528037

>>53528000
A POD JUST FLEW OVER MY BUG BURGER
(beyond meat can be purchased at BYND)

>> No.53528038
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53528038

APPARENT WINNAR

>> No.53528039

>>53528004
>Saudis trying to combat the Fed?
I think as a matter of policy they match the hikes because they're pegged to the dollar.

>> No.53528049

>>53528038
We still have the speech. I wanna see young dum cum sluts ask about DEI initiatives

>> No.53528051
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>>53528038
THE GRAND CHAMP CRAB !!!!!!!!

>> No.53528050

DO WE HAVE A BAKER

>> No.53528052

>nasdaq 15% up since last month
>market is crabbing
what do they mean by that?

>> No.53528053

Reminder that nothing will ever crash the market.

>> No.53528055
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I enjoy watching FOMC with you niggas

>> No.53528057
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>>53528000
Checked

>> No.53528065
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>>53528032
Waiting for clarification from Jpow

>> No.53528067

>>53528050
No, he's got a thing at work in about 22 minutes.

>> No.53528068

>>53527999
We'll get a pump immediately as JPow starts talking then it will dump hard.

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ENTER

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>>53528061
>>53528061
>>53528061

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Real talk though, why is Powell such a bitch
If he wants to pivot why does he just say "I don't give a shit about inflation, we're pumping stocks"
If he's so hawkish why did he onl do 25 when he lowered it from 75 to 50 not that long ago

>> No.53528083

>>53528068
I am banking on it

>> No.53528082

>>53527897
Thats what he said but for some reason biz started spamming 0.5 to make 0.25 look less bad and the fact ye is still raising

>> No.53528086

>>53528004
First they want to seel their oil for bitcoin and yuan, and now they front run interest rates. Faggots

>> No.53528091

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>> No.53528092

>>53528068
Don't need to wait for Jpow. Look at that fucking green bar.

>> No.53528093
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Wh-why isn't it dropping like a rock?

>> No.53528100

here comes mumus victory lap pump. not looking very strong.

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>> No.53528129
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Why didn’t you listen bros?

>> No.53528153

Fucking Burry wrong again, KEK. Retard was lucky ONCE, now he thinks he's some hot shit

>> No.53528158

>>53527856
rip

>> No.53528176

>>53527856
RIP in Peace

>> No.53528179

Bobo BTFO

>> No.53528196

>>53528129
>wants his 'bros' to invest in FAGS stock

>> No.53528199

>>53528092
So we dump when JPow starts speaking and pump into close then

>> No.53528284

pls jerome im getting heemed

>> No.53528324

>>53528196
Every doctor, nurse, dentist, and their assistants are buying these. Men and women. New line out for the jealous fatties who couldn’t fit them before. Recession proof profession that’s getting 22% raises. Narcissistic group that’s obsessed with looking good and spending thousands on clothing and cosmetics. It’s the lululemon of healthcare attire. Has to be replaced because it’s work clothing. May as well be a recurring subscription. It’s the next CROX, ELF, retard gains stock.