10 POINTS FOR SLURPINDOR

[Anonymous No.53507590]

Imagine not sloorping up this dip before the incoming fed announcement and subsequent massive pump.
Enjoy staying poor

[Anonymous No.53507661]

Bears are NGMI

[Anonymous No.53508144]

>>53507590
"HAAAAARRRRRRRYYYYYYY POTTTTTEEEEEER, DIDYA BUY SOME MORE BTC IN YOUR WALLET?"
dumbledore screamed calmly, while rising his fist in front of harry's face
"No sir, I didn't..."
"WELL, WELL, your antagonist, Draco, slurped the bottom, what are you waiting for?"
"Sir, I don't feel so sure, i mean... It always dumps, it's like some long-nosed goblins use their magic to manipulate the charts..."
"I see... you are young, but smart indeed. I have something here that can help you"
the headmaster opened an old drawer from his wooden desk. the drawer was finely filled with trinkets
"open your hand"
harry was really curious, and when the wrinkled hand of the headmaster was over his one, he dropped a small plastic tool, like a usb stick
"this is an hardware wallet, harry. A trezor! I've locked my btc at 68k, so you can have another chance. But remember, nobody has to see that. I bet you'll have a fine use of this. And now go, Snape is waiting for you at the potion class!"
Harry walked silently towards the door, he was a bit confused
"Oh, and Harry..." dumbledore said, staring at him over his half-moon glasses
"15 points to gryffindor", smiling and winking

[Anonymous No.53509026]

Slurp this

[Anonymous No.53509092]

>>53507590
don't forget to slurp some nellyMilkers OilBarrels