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finesse edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

To have a more enjoyable experience, please filter the following: stonks, FED (all caps), clown market, exit liquidity, giga*, scam [pump|dump|wick], darkpools, hedgies, DYOR

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>> No.53498111
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53498111

>39% of women 18-34 own crypto
>women are 150% more likely to won crypto over stocks
you don't own stocks right anon? You're not a woman right?

>> No.53498116

>he doesnt like g i g a pump/dump posting

>> No.53498118

>>53498085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9eHp7JJgq8

>> No.53498126
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53498126

I told you not to bother the market this morning

>> No.53498130
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53498130

We need 0 bps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntPeHC8z1Og

>> No.53498131
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>>53498111
>women

so crypto is a 100% scam right?

>> No.53498137

>>53498111
>39% of women own crypto
its over confirmed

>> No.53498138

If you were going to buy an illiquid OTC silver mining stock to gamble on what would it be?

>> No.53498142

I just liquidated my entire portfolio, which was mostly tech stocks, at a loss and reinvested in Equity Funds. Fuck this market. Gold did put me at a profit, though.

>> No.53498151
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53498151

is futures trading this easy?
>inb4 I switch to actual money and get heemed

>>53498111
unironically bullish, see the BECKY index

>> No.53498152

>>53498111
I need to sell all my crypto

>> No.53498154

>>53498080
I'm taking a break after finally getting myself back in the green last week, I'm waiting to see what happens at FOMC to get back in or extend my break. It's been mad comfy just chilling with the gains.

>> No.53498158

>>53498142
>i Shitposted on 4chan
ftsfy, why not go back?

>> No.53498159
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53498159

>>53498111
My broker(female) would never have crypto

>> No.53498164

im going to start a company
to provide in-home
japanese onsen experience

>> No.53498170
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>>53498142
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that's bullish as fuck for tech, buying calls right now fren, thanks for the capitulation signal

>> No.53498172

>>53498130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bmIMNgkfq4

>> No.53498175
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53498175

Which stocks should I invest in to get an E-Girl as pic related?

>> No.53498176

Destroy all seething honkaloids

>> No.53498185

>>53498175
MELI

>> No.53498184

>>53498159
that is an man

>> No.53498195
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53498195

>> No.53498196
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>>53498176

>> No.53498199
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53498199

Failed rally. Ya hate to see it Cotton

>> No.53498200

>>53498184
You shut your whore mouth

>> No.53498201

>>53498170
bearish for the market, lil bro finna get double capitulated

>> No.53498210

anyone slurping tesla

>> No.53498215
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53498215

>>53498159
Your broker is a succubus you have been warned

>> No.53498216
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53498216

>>53498200
no!

>> No.53498217

>>53498170
Enjoy getting liquidated.

>> No.53498218

>>53498195
Based.

>> No.53498223

>>53498175
>>53498199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTTC_fD598A

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>>53498216

>> No.53498240

>>53498215
life force is code for semen isn't it?

>> No.53498251

>>53498215
this is a true story I was there

>> No.53498254
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>>53498240

>> No.53498258

>>53498118
https://youtu.be/9Zj0JOHJR-s

>> No.53498261

Invested 40 quid into sports betting for tonight . Will share bet slips shortly. If they win it’s going into meta

>> No.53498263
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53498263

PULL YOUR TONGUE AWAY FROM THE BUY BUTTON AND STOP SLURPING RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>> No.53498265

>>53498261
>1pbtid

>> No.53498270
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53498270

>GUSH

>> No.53498275

>>53498240
You would have to ask ChatGPT that

>> No.53498283
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53498283

We're in a nightmare and the FED is pumping us full of anesthetics to keep us imprisoned in this realm of never ending suffering. They will keep the markets propped up at all cost, even if it means crabbing for all eternity with a dead economy. There will be no awakening, we're trapped here until the end of days comes.

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>>53498263
no

>> No.53498285
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>>53498265

>> No.53498286

>>53498261
You better be doing parlays. Make the pay out worth something.

>> No.53498287
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53498287

long BOIL
short QQQ TSLA
r8 my folio bros

>> No.53498288
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53498288

I'M GONNA SLLLLUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>> No.53498291
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53498291

>>53498217
If so, so be it

>> No.53498300

>>53498261
what you betting on?

>> No.53498302

>>53498258
>>53498263

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-yef2eGxV4

>> No.53498314

>>53498288
what like some syrup? I had some pancakes for breakfast a lil dry desu bro

>> No.53498317
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53498317

>>53498287
youre gonna

>> No.53498320

>>53498261
I took 360 out of my draft kings account yesterday after my chiefs eagles parlay hit.

>> No.53498325

>>53498314
I made some homemade egg mcmuffins.

>> No.53498327

>>53498291
I respect that, but, I will be needing that bigmac to go, please.

>> No.53498331

>>53498085
anybody have the date and time powell speaks? I'm planning on selling the scam pump

>> No.53498332

BADA DADA DA IM SLURPIN IT (except NVDA)

>> No.53498334
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53498334

>>53498300
He's betting 40 squid, I'll take those squid from him

>> No.53498340

>>53498325
how were they on a scale of 1-10?

>> No.53498347

>>53498283
Bonds nigga. Bonds

>> No.53498351

>>53498331
it is astounding that we have these many newfags
top signal

>> No.53498355

>>53498314
>>53498325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YQb-0P320s

>> No.53498357
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53498357

>>53498334
kek

>> No.53498358

>>53498351
I've been fucking looking and I can never find it. Do they just announce it the day of or what

>> No.53498362

>>53498340
Solid 7, but English Muffins leave too many crumbs and semolina everywhere.

>> No.53498361

>>53498261
I think you took West Ham. Call me a liar

>> No.53498367
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53498367

>>53498288
looks a little like my son

>> No.53498370

>>53498240
Baggot you're an eagles fan aren't you?

>> No.53498372
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53498372

How do you detect a jew doublebluff on a chart as its happening?

>> No.53498378 [DELETED] 
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53498378

>>53498355
Alice's Restaurant

>>53498367
How bout now?

>> No.53498382

>>53498370
Was Baggot pushing Clevland Cliffs before it pumped, or was that another faggot?

>> No.53498386
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>>53498327
I still have shorts I opened Friday that I haven't cashed out yet, that's my hedge. And I'll take that Ribeye medium rare, por favor

>> No.53498392

waiting on nike to put another fat disabled nigger in an advertising campaign to buy the dip it makes

>> No.53498394
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53498394

The market is always in my ASS. Boom Boom Shakalalalal Boom Boom Boom!

This market sucks dick! IN MY ASS
. THIS MARKET WILL CRASH IN MY ASS!

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53498395

>>53498378
I will nevere know the love of a QT tom girl.

>> No.53498399

>>53498378
Not exactly market fitting. Maybe if you're a slav.
Maybe if Russia loses their minds.
How about something shorter by the same guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvMS_ykiLiQ

>> No.53498400

>>53498358
>>53498358
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/
can't believe you're trading without even knowing which prints we get during the weeks

>> No.53498404

>>53498370
First of all I am The Quasar, and second, fuck the Eagles. I'm a Giants fan, but I still bet the Eagles because I'm not a fucking retard and wanted some free money.

>> No.53498405

GO TRKA GO

>> No.53498406
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53498406

>>53498085
Here's how to [BLANK]x your bag!
>Head on over to [WEBSITE]

>> No.53498408

Huh, didn't expect to make that 5% in under a day. Now I'm scared this 5% pattern is gong to be a multiple time per week thing instead of the one weekly think i thought it was going to be and I'm going to miss out if I don't invest more

>> No.53498409
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53498409

>>53498378
Wait a minute, is that actually a woman?>>53498382
That was clftranny. He was a scourge on this general for a while

>> No.53498418

>>53498400
I trade by the stars and the moon brother, I beat the market last 3 years (but I still lost money last year)

Cheers

>> No.53498419

>>53498399
I'm just happy you aren't the guy who spams shitty EDM and that unholy dubstep/medal fusion.

>> No.53498422
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53498422

>>53498355
>I'm a loser, what a joker, I'm playing my jokes upon you
>But there's nothin' better to do

>> No.53498432
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53498432

>>53498378
yeah still does
freckles and nose in particular
kinda weird tbdesu

>> No.53498439
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53498439

Feeling demoralized. I can't get unilateral pairs trading to work out of sample.

>> No.53498442

>>53498404
I'm rooting for the eagles in the Superbowl. I have KC fatigue. Tired of seeing Kermit the frog and Wilford brimley every year in the super bowl. Plus if they win Cramer will probably make some hilariously bad stock predictions.

>> No.53498445

soooo let my winner ride? NVDA puts?

>> No.53498448
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>have to go out
>see NSDQ falling below 12
>close every single mining stock&COIN at a profit thinking we will dump
>come home
>NSDQ back at 12 again
I-I will get an opportunity to rebuy at low, r-right?

>> No.53498449
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TSLA having a hell of a time getting over 173 after the dump this morning.

>> No.53498450

>>53498432
I'm not one of them cosplay weebs, but this particular model is it.

>> No.53498456

>>53498394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIh97WKnYW4
>>53498419
Don't jump to conclusions too soon

>> No.53498461

>>53498395
your just not rich enough to buy her a homestead yet

>> No.53498478

>>53498442
The only reason I am rooting the Eagles is because I put money on them to win it all right before they beat the giants, however if they lost, I wouldn't be unhappy. Kansas City fans are based after they've continued to do "The Chop" and they boo'd the black national anthem.

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53498483

you can stop selling now ffs

>> No.53498500

>>53498483
mumu entering the slaughterhouse moment

>> No.53498508

>>53498395
>>53498461
>>53498439
https://youtu.be/UQ4uiB51sEo?t=16

>> No.53498509

>>53498483
NO

>> No.53498511
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53498511

I'm not feeling so good bros...

>> No.53498512

BBBY pumping because they're shutting stores.... LMFAO

>> No.53498513
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>>53498456
This market is going go the MOON! IN MY ASS!

>> No.53498514

>>53498439
You've got to ask yourself why certain correlations exist in the first place, then what would cause them to break down.

>> No.53498515
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53498515

how do I actually make more money?

>> No.53498519
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53498519

>>53498500

>> No.53498522
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53498522

>>53498500
There's a gap at 4060. You really think we can't go right up and fill that?

>> No.53498525
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53498525

*ahem*
focus


made a 5x on meta puts last time, has completely recovered since on nothing, no good news, zuckerberg still going too heavy into second life 2.0
could it, could it happen again?

>> No.53498526

>>53498500
This bull slaughter is fucking great. I'ma get a fucking inch and a quarter thick rib eye steak and eat it naked in my living room with a big ass boner while i watch the special military operation live on tv.

>> No.53498528

>>53498515
Convert job to WFH, get second job that is also WFH.

>> No.53498536

>>53498085
where are his mates who are usually scrubbing the deck?

>> No.53498544

>>53498525
no it can't.

They have priced in shitty earnings shitty guidance. SO all they have to be is less shitty and it will not crash.... in my ass.

>> No.53498547

>>53498526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WDSY8Kaf6o

>> No.53498549

CNBC:
>NATURAL GAS LOWEST LEVEL SINCE APRIL 2021

boil bros... yeah i'm thinking we're back

>> No.53498551
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53498551

SELL EVERYTHING NOW

>> No.53498552

>>53498525
Holy shit, I bought out the business of some of those companies.

>> No.53498561
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53498561

>>53498395
"Tomgirl" ism indelibly associated with CWC, anon. Give it up.
>>53498519
Beautiful image

>> No.53498584

>>53498549
should i throw 4k at it now or wait

>> No.53498586
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53498586

the market is crashing again and you are laughing

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>>53498395
Threadly reminder you're probably gay.

>> No.53498610

>>53498586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-43lLKaqBQ

>> No.53498612

short ROST, has a huge gap to fill from $106 to $97, currently $119.

>> No.53498616
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>>53498586
yeah

>> No.53498619
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53498619

Testing to see if I got b&
>inb4 go to the b& page

>> No.53498620
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53498620

>>53498584
Buy $1k of UNG calls and $3k in BOIL shares

>> No.53498621

>>53498584
you have 2 days until the january contracts expire

>> No.53498623
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53498623

>anon, you still post here? Anyone else here from our oldfag days still post here? Nothings changed huh.
>you know I bet dollars to donuts when you arent arguing over longing or shorting some worthless stock you can still muster up the energy to make fun of people far far richer then you
>32 and you still daytrade on your mommies tendie coupons thinking this is the year you finally make it and your real life starts

>> No.53498624
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53498624

>>53498525
short AMD
short META
short AAPL
short AMZN
short GOOG

>> No.53498627
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53498627

>girl takes a day to respond to texts
>girl can't stop checking her phone on our date
how do I financially recover from dating women

>> No.53498635

>>53498612
Hey I forgot about that, thanks, I made bank shorting it last year

>> No.53498640

>>53498586
>Above 4000 SPY
>Crashing
Oh, bobo. You're pathetic

>> No.53498643

>>53498367
nice

>> No.53498645

>>53498586
Yeah, I'm shorting coinbase.

>> No.53498649

>>53498627
you have to ignore her texts too anon cus youre having too much fun with your life thatll make her wet

>> No.53498656
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53498656

>>53498598
Looks cuter with longer hair (as do all women). She probably kept it short to avoid additional Hollywood producer advances.
>>53498586
What do you want me to do, huh?

>> No.53498658

>>53498619
>you have no idea how short I am
15 more days until we get to see what he bought last quarter. I bet he revisited his TSLA puts that burned him in 2021.

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53498659

>>53498627
never go on date with her again?

>> No.53498661

>>53498627
Take two days to respond to her texts, then check tinder on your dates.

>> No.53498665

>>53498623
>>53498640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PfZ4QVqCs8

>> No.53498667
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I still see AAPL going to 150 before anything else. Trust the plan. Check my posts from weeks ago.

>> No.53498675

>>53498659
orcas are just dicks

>> No.53498676

>>53498659
heem sleepy

>> No.53498677

>>53498635
me too. I think it’s perceived as “recession resistant” because it’s discount clothing, but they recently took out a pretty degenerate amount of debt.

>> No.53498685

>>53498649
>cus youre having too much fun with your life
but I'm not I lost all money trading

>> No.53498693

>>53498624
Short INTC?

>> No.53498697

>>53498627
Where did you take her on a date anon? Please tell me you didn't drop real cash on her

>> No.53498700

>>53498659
Orcas are the biggest cunts in the ocean.

>> No.53498707
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>>53498656
>implying she got where she is by not getting molested by Jews.

>> No.53498716

it's over if 4020 is lost btw

>> No.53498722

>>53498667
>>53498658

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eimgRedLkkU

>> No.53498728
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>>53498697
sushi bar. she literally took a phone call from her stupid roommate to talk about watching tv together later in front of me when I thought I was going to get my dick sucked

>> No.53498731

>>53498519
CPI going back is apocalyptic
jerome coming in with 0% predicted 50 bepis points CONFIRMED

>> No.53498733

>>53498697
I'm going to take my gookfu on a date to chilies to apologize for that shit i did in her dream last night

>> No.53498740
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>>53498693
Especially Intel.
>>53498707
Key word is "additional", anon. The ones like Zendaya spreading starfish like it's Nero's birthday are the ones starring in everything.

>> No.53498745

I don't feel so good...

>> No.53498744

>>53498716
Good, crash and burn.

>> No.53498747

I dunno what you guys are talking about everything I’m holding is up like 3-4%

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>>53498728
ouch

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53498753

henlo /smg/ i just went doctor for yearly checkup and give me more drugs. i have returned now. today's price action is correct and i will expect more red in coming days.
>>53498085
that was a thing of beauty.

>> No.53498755
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UONE finna pumping cause some nigga got his ass beat by some pigs

>> No.53498770

>>53498728
on the first date?
whew lad. I doubt you know your mother, but try to consider, would your mother suck a dude's dick on the first date? If so, forget ever asking again, you need professional assistance, not this board.

>> No.53498787

>>53498753
Welcome home honey.

>> No.53498788

>>53498770
we met because she made out with me at a club last weekend, you'd have to assume she's a total whore

>> No.53498791
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53498791

Bets from my £40 stake:
Hourihane to score first: £380 return
Derby win HT/FT: £70 return
West ham 2-1: £85 return

I want hourihane to score in the first half ideally to keep 2 bets alive. WEll all 3 bets would be alive if it finishes 1-0 at half time.

Hourihane has scored 3 in the last 5 games. Load up a west ham vs derby stream in about 1 hour and 35 mins from this post if you want to follow the GIGAPORTFOLIO BETS

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>>53498728

>> No.53498799

>>53498755
Best thing is the cops were also black
they don't even need the white man no more

>> No.53498801

>>53498586
im laughing yes but only because i know all the normies thinking its time for their stocks to do a lil sum are now getting what little savings they had left taken from them

>> No.53498802

alright one of u soxs chads need to redeem to do the rest of us a favor

>> No.53498806

>>53498788
my natural assumption is all women are whores

>> No.53498807

>>53498753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI
>>53498788
>we met making out, and I tried to wine and dine her
you missed the point then. she's easy, she wanted your body, dinner was a waste of time.

>> No.53498818

>>53498627
stop dating its just a scam to bleed you out of free meals
dont feed stray animals

>> No.53498828

>>53498807
then why didn't we hook up that night

>> No.53498835

>>53498818
>a horrible namefag says something based

conflicting feels here boys

>> No.53498843

>>53498818
>dont feed stray animals
kek good advice

>> No.53498844

>>53498828
Maybe she was sober this time

>> No.53498845

>>53498799
I watched some of the body cam video, I think those cops should be given the death penalty for the pre-meditated murder of that aspiring pharmacist.

>> No.53498850

>>53498835
>>a horrible namefag says something based
the third seal of the apocalypse...

>> No.53498851

>>53498818
>>53498835

Didnt know based means "I hate women because they wont get my dick wet". You should hate yourself for being a pussy repellent desu

>> No.53498854

>>53498828
because you didn't start where you left off.
but you dodged a bullet, imo. then again, I'm past those days. you're headed in wrong in the first place. if she's letting you mog her form on the first 2 dates, and you're both over 15, you're not gonna make it, she's got too high a body count.

>> No.53498855

>>53498733
>in her dream
You've cheated on her like a dozen times, whatever happened in that dream was probably mild compared to real life. You need to marry her and give her Elliot Rodgers children.

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>>53498850
whoa.

>> No.53498865
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>>53498828
She's not a whore.

>> No.53498866

>>53498828
probably because you didn't use the magic words, "you wanna go somewhere and fuck?"

>> No.53498868

>>53498851
i dont hate women i just dont give strangers anything for free

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...wtf
Please restart the bullrun

>> No.53498878

>>53498868
Everyones a stranger until you get to know them... weak take

>> No.53498887

>>53498873
True or False? : We warned you not to get involved in that.

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>>53498851
filtered.

>> No.53498886

>>53498788
>make out with some skank at a bar
>immediate next thought is "I want to be kind to her and treat her to something nice" ????????
>think "I should take her to a sushi bar for a $100 meal!" is the way to go about it
I'm sorry you had to learn this lesson but be glad that you did. Girls like her will always have someone with more money, better dick, etc. in their little circle, take what you can get (makeout at a bar) and just appreciate it. If you want actual love, settle down with a cute little 6.5-7/10 petite girl with a genuine and kind heart. You will never turn a ho into a housewife

If easy sex is what you want, be known as "the coke guy" and always have super cheap champagne ($5 Andre ftw) at home to invite the whores back for, non-wife material women love to feel drunk and horny, give them what they want

>> No.53498889

>>53498845
Sorry, can't agree this time. The guy worked and kept his kid. He had no illusions of gangster, and so far as I can tell, a clean history. Literally the best of his breed, the kind you want if you're gonna see anything different from them.

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>>53498873
I warned you...

>> No.53498894

>>53498873
bullrusn are done anon, just the slow death of crab and bear down to the bottom now

>> No.53498896

>>53498885
truth hurts sometimes doesnt it

>> No.53498897

>>53498791
Soccer is gay.

Also, fuckin TSLA needs to get it's shit together.

>> No.53498909

How far tesla falling bros?

>> No.53498912

>>53498878
so they can pay for their own meal then i dont see the problem

>> No.53498916

>>53498878
You have it wrong, women have little agency, if he can sustain it, and it's him, there's one or two out there that will take it.

>> No.53498922

>>53498461
When a girl says she wants to "homestead" as a wife does that just mean stay at home wife, or does homesteading mean more like large property and farming etc. Pls help

>> No.53498934

>>53498922
>she wants to "homestead" as a wife does that just mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-jXzLqT9ts

>> No.53498936

>>53498886
>be known as "the coke guy"
This. I've only ever bought coke a dozen or so times, but anytime I have women literally stick to you like glue. It's actually pretty sad desu.

>> No.53498939

>>53498922
idk bro I havent talked to a girl since covid started

>> No.53498940

Unironically how do people who daytrade for a living learn how to do it? Every person selling courses looks like an obvious scam, and the only consistent recommendation I see is "Trading in the Zone."
>Don't do it, most daytraders lose money
Yeah but some of them make money. Props firms exist, which alone must indicate the potential for profit. My comfy wagie position is about to turn into hell on Earth. I have enough savings to coast for a few months, and I want to at least take an honest crack at trading after I inevitably quit.

>> No.53498941

>>53498886
>take what you can get (makeout at a bar) and just appreciate it
She made out with me for like 2 minutes and gave me her number then I had to leave. No lone wolf like myself can leave satisfied with that little action

>> No.53498943

>>53498922
it means she wants to stay at home and watch netflix on your dime, ask her how many kids she wants and watch her recoil in horror

>> No.53498947

>>53498855
nah man, we've been planning this trip to korea, and she says i broke up with her the day we were going to leave because i was in love with some other girl, and then i took the other girl with me to korea and gave her everything in the house, and she said she knew the girl too.

>> No.53498951

>>53498627
>mfw just admitted feelings to a girl I'm good friends with platonically partially because i couldn't stand the fat loser her bf is
>I doubt it's even a good fit and now she might leave him for me
what am i even doing with my life

>> No.53498954

>>53498912
Ignore whiteknights simping over pussy they'll never have, they have never had sex. For a nice lady you pay for the first three dates, after that you go dutch. For a middling woman you pay for the first date then go dutch. For hoes you pay for cabfare to get them the fuck out after you railed them stupid in a hotel room and gave them a fake name. Simple as.

>> No.53498956

>>53498912
the paying for a meal thing is psychologically embedded into humans. You need to see the bigger picture. As an investor you should be able to do this its the ultimate trait you need to have.

We have the same brains that we had as hunter gatherers. As hunter gatherers men would bond with women by offering them food, spoils from their hunting, as a signal that you are going to look after them and share with them. Its no different now, except instead of spearing a deer and cutting it up and cooking it before sharing it, we now whip out the credit card and spend half a days wages on them which achieves the same result. You need to stop being so self centered and realise that signalling sharing with woman is a core part of dating and it earns points in the womans brain. Conversely if you refuse to pay for them imagine how that would have gone as a hunter gatherer (remember we have the same brains as them).

>Oh no, you can get your own cooked food, this is mine.

Instant bad vibes

>> No.53498962

Im looking at putting a bunch more money into my roth to buy some at a lower point over the coming weeks. Do you think it is worth it to put 1k aside for a leveraged position on a potential downturn this week?

>> No.53498964
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53498964

/OJ bros when eating good tonight

>> No.53498965

>>53498889
no the 5 cops should be given the death penalty for murdering the kid. we need to hold these pigs accountable.

>> No.53498966

>>53498922
It means her family lives in the country, and she has little dowery, and you're gonna learn how to raise chickens, and she's gonna cook huge breakfasts.
Or, that she wants a house in the suburbs full of country type furniture, and she's gonna cook big meals.
Not a bad ending, you'll probably get more than a few kids out of that kind.

>> No.53498969

>>53498940
>My comfy wagie position is about to turn into hell on Eart
care to share some information friend? information, from the inside?

>> No.53498971
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>>53498897
I see busted ass Teslas on the road almost every day now. Apparently it's really difficult to find a shop to repair them so many owners just let their 100K minivan out of the house with part of it's face hanging off and a duct taped ass like any other soccer mom beater.

>> No.53498972

>>53498922
usually it means well before facebook became meta and the stock tanked it meant they wanted to sit on their ass all day on facebook and then maybe make you a half passable dinner and then pretend to like having sex with you so she can maintain her easy life

but if she wants to do a farm and raise animals and shit then shes probably a good woman

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>>53498951

>> No.53498976

>>53498934
Well fuck guess i need to learn how to build kek

>> No.53498982

>>53498940
Buy low, sell when high.
If you trade cars, you don't always sell a car that day. But when you do, you sometimes get a really good profit.
Know your tool.

>> No.53498984

>>53498947
i gave the other girl everything in the house, gookfu didn't get anything but dumped and a broken heart.

>> No.53498986

>>53498873
Buy cheapies nigger.
Some bear markets last years.
Good investment opportunity.

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>>53498951

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>>53498941
>No lone wolf like myself
Jesus Christ

>> No.53498994

>>53498947
just say "was it with *insert gook gf's best friend name*?"
she'll immediately start thinking you have a thing for that girl and that her position is threatened making her latch onto you more than ever. Play the pussy market anon.

>> No.53499000

>>53498947
She's afraid that Korea is going to change her and you. She's afraid she's not going to be able to be the same person.

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>>53498964
>lean hogs

>> No.53499018

>>53498984
Don't fix her, just chill and listen. Men fuck up the most when we try to fix emotions. You can't. It doesn't matter.

>> No.53499022
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.53499032

Someone tell me a random stock right now and ill put £43 into it. Not a meme stock it has to be fairly big. Go! First reply thjats not a meme stock ill buy it

>> No.53499033

>>53498956
yeah gonna swipe left on reading all that sorry

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>>53498941
Based rebel.

>> No.53499042

>>53498994
>>53499000
I was going to just bring her to chilies and buy her some ribs so we can move on.

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>>53499022
me

>> No.53499048

>>53498994
He literally cheated on her with her friend. Can't make this shit up kek. Baggot is a huge hit with the senior citizen asian crowd.

>> No.53499053

BOILS FREE FALLING

>> No.53499061

>>53499032
F

>> No.53499062

>>53499032
Come on im waiting.

>> No.53499063

>>53499032
Hasbro
>im helping you unironically right now

>> No.53499068

>>53499053
we told YOUUUUUU not to do that

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>>53499047
Based volume influencer.

>> No.53499070

>>53499053
I bought some BOIL calls, i just heard it's going to go below 0 here pretty soon, everybody is going to realize that it's winter again soon.

>> No.53499073
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>>53499063
Locked in my G

>> No.53499075

>>53499042
You do realize that right now an asian chick is rare. When you get to Korea, it's gonna be nearly 100%. You need to think back, did you tell her you like Asian girls?
If so, you need to differentiate something in her that makes her more than just gookfu.

>> No.53499076

>>53499053
I may buy some soon

>> No.53499079
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>>53498287
hey thats MY folio!

>> No.53499081

>>53498964
>ethanol truly being a neutral spirit even in its valuation
nature is beautiful

>> No.53499091
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>i didn't listen to the lean hogs anon

>> No.53499092
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>>53499053
Tomatoes for lunch today

>> No.53499110

>>53499073
Hasbro is literally a dead company

>> No.53499112

>>53499073
You said first reply not second.

>> No.53499114

>futures
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1674077411639151.webm

>> No.53499115

>>53499073
good lad, look at the lifetime chart of hasbro, it's low because of the DnD fumble that they reversed right quick so it's looking to go up
>as a note sell later, like 10 years from now as birthrates are low now 10 years from now Hasbro will have no buyers

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53499116

>/smg/ has the best pickup lines and slays the pussy gigachad style
well known fact

>> No.53499121

How can an ETF that tracks livestock, COW, have a -23% return the last 5 years? It doesn't make sense to me

>> No.53499128

would it be retarded to close out my XOM and CVX positions right now?

>> No.53499130

>>53498943
lol perhaps, i guess I'll see. What's wrong with modern women. Done distracting the stock talk.

>> No.53499133

>>53499116
what the fuck am i reading here

>> No.53499135

>>53499116
rip ford anon

>> No.53499136

>>53499121
Most ETFs are a literal scam.

>> No.53499137

>>53499075
So what you're saying is that we're going to go to Korea and I'm going to come back with a newer model gookfu that's got less miles and better features?

>> No.53499138

>>53499121
cattle thieves

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>>53499116
Jesus

>> No.53499143

>>53499073
>buys shares of a toy company in the age of video games
kek

>> No.53499146

>>53499110
Someone Woke and Broke them? Or the post 2021 pullback left them with too much line in operation?

>> No.53499148

>>53499114
based

>> No.53499152

>>53498085
what kind of gay ass sport is that?

>> No.53499153

>>53499116
fresh valve cover gasket on his ford focus ready to cruise

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>main holding is just barcoding with an ask riddled with dark pool exchange orders

>> No.53499164

>>53499116
>funny opening line
>immediately ruined with engine autism
A man after my own heart

>> No.53499171

>>53499133
It was a poster here (named "ford anon") who was homeless, a former preacher, recently divorced, living in his car, and trying to get a date with the girl behind the counter at the Ford dealership service center

>> No.53499177

>>53499116
you sound like a fag (omg did i really just say that?)

>> No.53499186

>>53499136
If you buy options I don't want to hear it from you.

>> No.53499190

>>53498085
>green ball coming in clutch going past all the red balls

bullish

>> No.53499191

>>53499136
Glad more people are finally catching on.

>> No.53499194

>>53499152
seems far less gay than a bunch of sweaty niggers running around groping each other

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/ZO MAR is position is doing great

>> No.53499209

>>53499136
>>53499191
This, ETFs are zoomer stocks. Get yourself some nice good ol fashioned boomer mutual funds and ride wave.

>> No.53499210

>>53499177
lol it's like he knows the girl is think "omg did he really just say that" and is so insecure that he has to acknowledge it

>> No.53499211

>>53498969
Nothing of interest to this general.
>WFH easy job coding for big company
>Got "laid off" but was given time to find another job in the company
>New job looks like absolute shit (Support instead of development, I'll be bored and also on call 24/7 if shit breaks) but at least it's still WFH and I kept my six-figure meme salary
>The training turns into real work next week
>I've been half-assing the training
I've done the numbers and I only need 60K a year (pre-tax) to maintain my current standard of living. If I can swindle that out of the market annually instead of waging, that's my vision of heaven.

>> No.53499213

>>53499152
World [check webm retard] Championship

>> No.53499219 [DELETED] 

>>53499164
>A man after my own heart
the best is actually having a women in bed with you before you open your autistic mouth the wrong way and end up just cuddling...

>> No.53499222
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53499222

BOIL chads....

that was the bottom

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Can we just get a lil retard scam pump please, just a measly dollar or two before it comes back down? Is that too fucking much to ask?

>> No.53499228

>>53499164
the only funny part was the autism

>>53499177
>newfag doesn't know who ford anon was
lurk more

>> No.53499230

>>53499116
crashing your pussy investments as fast as possible

>> No.53499232

tell me what to buy NOW

>> No.53499236

>>53499211
Why on Earth would you want to gamble for a living.

>> No.53499237

>>53499222
I bought a boil call just for the fuck of it.. Who say's you can't have some fun around here.

>> No.53499239

>>53499209
I have ETFs in my Roth ira and mutual funds in my traditional ira

>> No.53499244

>>53499140
She went for it. If she's even half interested in your semen, as long as you're consistent, she's game. Women have very little agency, they mostly repeat what the most important man in their life tells them, only it takes a few months for the programming to catch up.

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>>53499222
Digits agree, I'm averaging down now

>> No.53499250

>>53499232
a snickers bar

>> No.53499256

>>53499232
SIGA
GME
BBBY
SOXL
TLT

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>>53499232
ETF's bonds and T bills.
Perhaps also consider accumulating cash in a high yeild savings account. the High risk economy is coming to an end.

>> No.53499274
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look at uranium go

>> No.53499290

>>53499222
>digits
>pic that makes me want to coom
ok il buy some BOIL

>> No.53499292
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Why is lumber yeeting?

>> No.53499300
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>>53499236
Why wouldn't I?
>Make money in a way that's interesting
>Not just sitting there pretending to give a shit for eight hours (bad for the soul)
>Take time off whenever I want
>Don't have to answer to dipshit bosses
>Don't have to work with utter weirdos (You should see the people who study compsci if you don't think this matters. Absolute specimens.)
>Don't get a phone call on the weekend from your job
>Can pretend you're a pirate or Doc Holiday or something
Ideally I'd just pull $60K out of divvies, but I don't have enough money for that yet.

>> No.53499311

>>53499292
really good home sales report a few days ago

>> No.53499314

>>53499222
>i got shaken out at the bottom

braphogs..

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>>53499292
>cheese

>> No.53499330

>>53499292
Inverse on Cheese. You have two building supplies for your house, either you invest in space and build with cheese, or your stick around on earth and build with wood. So on down days, wood goes up, because people think they won't get their moon home.

>> No.53499342

>>53499237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZZ7cogovrY

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>>53499237
Buy UNG calls instead, less IV heemage

>> No.53499355

>look up BOIL to see what all these faggots are always going on about
>zoom out to 5 years

lmao its just another penny stock pump and dump and you all missed the train. I think the game stop general is more your speed.

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>>53499292
uuuh cheesebros?

>> No.53499371

shill something to buy to make a quick buck before market close

>> No.53499387
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>>53499355
you are actually retarded

its a triple leverage instrument for daytrading

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>>53499371
$293 0DTE QQQ calls

>> No.53499391

>>53499371
buy DZNTS

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>>53498951

>> No.53499393

>>53499371
SQQQ. $55 end of week

>> No.53499394
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Bulls = broken

>> No.53499395

new
>>53499384
>>53499384
>>53499384

>> No.53499402

>>53499387
2x leverage my mistake not triple

>> No.53499403

>>53499387
I'm sure it is, sport.

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>>53499300
You're just replacing your boss with a casino operator.

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>>53498951
>being friends with a woman

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>>53499292
>>53499316
>>53499330
>>53499356
cheese market disrupted after moon shown to be comprised of 99% dust and rocks. Alternative markets explode.

>> No.53499439

>>53499032
ARLP

>> No.53499454

>>53499431
vegan cheese aka seed oil paste

>> No.53499517

>>53499415
Why are sl*vs so fucking ugly?

>> No.53499530

>>53498528
My friend tried that and got black listed in his industry, do not ever try this if you value your career.

>> No.53499549

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>> No.53499554

>>53499454
investing in the trilliondollar goy slop market so I can buy a farm and grow my own food

>> No.53499667
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Wheres the fk'ng volume? The mumus are hodling

>> No.53499703

>>53498515
Become a parasite, it is the only way

>> No.53499742

>>53499415
me looking at my portfolio in 20 years