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Im getting a Dalmatian Dog and a Cat. How do I profit from this ?

>> No.53482607

>>53482553
dalmatians are mean, anon
something like 100,000 dog bites were blamed on dalmatian adoption after the 101 dalmatians movie came out. get a collie, lassie and never bit nobody

>> No.53482627

>>53482553
Dalmatia #1 dog in Croatia!!!!

>> No.53482641

>>53482553
the dalmation I had was literally the stupidest dog I ever had. it just has spots. get something else from experience.

>> No.53482652

>>53482553
Croatian dogs stole Dalmatia and Istria from Italy

>> No.53482653

>>53482553
Tell me everything in detail about dalmatian cats

>> No.53482654

>>53482641
>>53482607
They are not only hyperactive aggressive retards that are difficult to train but they also shed like you wouldn’t believe. Shit tier dog breed. Nigger ass dog

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53482658

>>53482553
>Dalmatian

They are not good dogs. Neurotic and very bitey. They also never shut up and bark and whine constantly.
Pick another breed for your sanity.

>> No.53482668

>>53482654
>>53482658
yes. mine wasn't spayed and got pregnant and had a litter and ended up eating all her pups in the middle of the night (who were healthy before bed). It was traumatizing as a kid.

>> No.53482678

>>53482668
Single moms, am I right...

>> No.53482680

>>53482668
lmao what a fucking retarded breed

>> No.53482696

>>53482607
>get a collie, lassie and never bit nobody

Don’t do this either you fucking nigger. What is with you mixed race retards and adopting working dogs as pets? Kill yourselves

>> No.53482719

>>53482696
Okay what dog breed I should get then anons?>>53482680

>> No.53482731

>>53482719
Get a bearded lizard. The true patrician's companion.

>> No.53482732

>>53482719
dude just get a golden retriever. worst that happens is they drool all over everything like a gigantic retard.

>> No.53482739

>>53482719
don't listen to >>53482696
not all collies are working dogs, long haired sables are great companions and notify you when children fall in wells

>> No.53482749

>>53482732
I want something special

>> No.53482753

>>53482719
A pitbull, and make sure you bring it around your kids

>> No.53482765

>>53482749
I hope this is bait. Whichever dog you get, loses it's allure about it's brand after you have it. You will most likely be with it and very close to it for 15 years of your life. You should spend time choosing one that is right for your lifestyle.

>> No.53482776

>>53482765
How to choose then ? Is there any choose a dog breed/personality tests ?


I want badass dog and pulling me zoomerettes and we go fishing and hiking and the dog thinks im a MegaChad

>> No.53482812

>>53482739
>notify you when children fall in wells
A real man's best friend would throw children in wells for you...

>> No.53482973

>>53482553
A dog is a liability.

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53483019

>>53482553
If you have a sizable yard, get a blue heeler.

>> No.53483029

>>53482973
Owning a dog will increase your life expectancy.

>> No.53483045

>>53482776
You're a fucking retard holy shit

>> No.53483126

>>53483029
>increase your life expectancy
Scientific studies indicate you get 3 extra years to shit your diaper per decade spent with a dog.

>> No.53483153

>>53483045
stop responding. this guy is a tripfag who posts mentally deranged nonsense lies. i'm pretty sure he's an actual schizo. yesterday he was posting some bullshit about having investment banking gfs or some retarded shit.