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>> No.53458248

>>53458228
Core PCE data as expected
personal spending data -0.2% vs -0.1% expected

>> No.53458254

I hate crypto niggers so fucking much, bros. I want it all to go to zero just for them to lose all their money.

>> No.53458259

>>53458248
Bobos big day

>> No.53458262

>Under the covers of this report, the Fed might not like seeing services inflation up 0.7% m/m. That's counteracted by a 1.0% decline in goods prices, including -2.3% in durable goods. Powell has expressed worry about core services inflation remaining high and said that's why they plan to hike to 5.00-5.25% and stay there.
>the Fed might not like seeing services inflation up 0.7% m/m
jesus 0.7% MoM services inflation --- that is 8.7% services inflation annualized
inflation sure is defeated, right guys?

>> No.53458281
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53458281

>>53458262
>inflation sure is defeated, right guys?
that's correct

>> No.53458285
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53458285

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>> No.53458291

>>53458259
actually thinking the market will ever go up or down again is the hallmark of a true retard

>> No.53458296

what we buyin today

>> No.53458304

>>53458248
Is this good or bad?

>> No.53458312

About to load up on BZFD while the hype train is running, it could hit over $10 today

>> No.53458313

>>53458262
>spending down - people are not buying goods
>consumption decreasing
>yet services inflation going up and up
this seems very bearish PCE data - decreased revenues / profits for companies selling goods & decreased consumption lowering GDP, combined with sticky services inflation rising at an 8.7% annualized pace

>> No.53458316
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53458316

OIL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkO17TK5mqo

>> No.53458320

Should I take a job offer at Fidelity’s cybersecurity department doing DevOps

>> No.53458322

>>53458254
have you tried not being retarded?

>> No.53458323

>>53458304
Bad, and fomc around the corner will only make things worse. If you aren't short by now after all this short covering that has been going on this past week now, you can kiss your money goodbye.

>> No.53458324

>>53458296
Buy oil.

>> No.53458326

>>53458296
nothing
sell more puts
continue to beat inflation

>> No.53458327

Is INTC shitting the bed because of weak semi market or because it's a steaming pile of shit?

>> No.53458330
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53458330

>>53458296
BBBY

>> No.53458342

>>53458323
Does being long oil count as being short the stock market?

>> No.53458344

>>53458327
intel is actually a good company
t. intel holder

>> No.53458346

>>53458320
why not

>> No.53458353

>>53458330
go back to your containment thread pls

>> No.53458354

>>53458296
NEM
GOLD
KGC

>> No.53458356
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53458356

>>53458327

>> No.53458357

>>53458342
no, oil will also crash with the market this time (unless we get new geopolitical shenanigans)

>> No.53458358

>>53458281
meh its just been flatlining the whole day

>> No.53458365
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53458365

I know it's boring boomer stuff, but I hit a milestone yesterday.

>> No.53458367

What does it mean that I can see past time. What is this reality

I have 80k in aqb shares because I use magic not that lame shit others use. Can you beat something operatk g axrlss time

I've heard the voices of the celestials directly. What does it all mean to listen to god

>> No.53458377

>>53458327
more because it's a steaming pile of shit. But the semi market is still shit, despite what the price action we're seeing. China is "reopening" but hasn't ordered anything from us, and our manufacturing there is still struggling to produce because of sickness
>t. eng at big backend tool supplier

>> No.53458380

>>53458346
The base pay is lower than I currently make, but they’ll make it up with equity grants

I’m not entirely sure if it’ll be more chill than my current job, and that’s what I’m looking for. Hard to imagine it’ll be as stressful because my current cybersecurity team is 3 years old and fidelity’s is much older

>> No.53458382

i just bought some lottery tickets. guaranteed crash incoming next week

>> No.53458388

>>53458367
bro its old meme shit
you missed the squizzazle
its never coming back
the company is actually going out of business soon due to economic conditions
get over it

>> No.53458391
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53458391

>>53458365

>> No.53458403
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53458403

thoughts? he was right about everything so far

>> No.53458407

>>53458320
Would they let you take preemptive action against cyberattacks, and what's the budget for such projects to eradicate threats before they become a problem? These are the questions you need to ask.

>> No.53458409

>>53458356
yes goy yes, sell sell sell read our doom and gloom articles

*institutions accumulate just like meta*

>> No.53458413
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53458413

>>53458365
lets touch dicks today in between the cubicles

>> No.53458415

>>53458365
congrats,

There was a guy here who a couple of years ago posted an account mid 300,000's who also posted a smug anime girl on the beach with a drink. I find myself wondering where his portfolio is now that I almost caught him.

>> No.53458430
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53458430

We're going to close green aren't we?

>> No.53458439

>>53458430
we finna open green and close green

>> No.53458443

>>53458407
I’d be developing their PKI, which is software that manages certificates on servers. I wouldn’t be cyber attacking cyber attackers

>> No.53458445
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53458445

>>53458296
Bbby
>>53458330
Based

>> No.53458447

>>53458403
Go back to your shill thread where you got btfo for being a larping twitter fag.

>> No.53458452

>>53458377
Korean semis are doing great though. Looks like INTC issue. No clue what exactly.

>> No.53458455
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53458455

>>53458296
NOG

>> No.53458459

INTC WILL CLOSE GREEN TODAY! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

>> No.53458465

Why are semi-conductors in such constant high demand and yet they are the most worthless things you could buy and hold, not even fitting to wipe your ass with? Why are things like the ps5 and parts for the switch so hard to manufacture to meet demand? Has there ever been such a contradiction with supply and demand like this?

>> No.53458467

>>53458445
I really hope BBBY shills are putting their life savings into it.

>> No.53458468

im confused i thoguht bad news is good news but then bad news is bad news and good news is good news but good news is bad news is good news or bad news?

>> No.53458471

>>53458380
I wouldn't take it unless I trusted someone on the team and they let me know it's really chill there. It would fucking suck to take a new job for lower pay and it end up being more stressful too.

If you're willing to take a lower salary for a more relaxed job, at that point you may as well look at jobs at a lower grade so you 100% know the work will be easier.

>> No.53458477
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53458477

>>53458365
IRA account with stocks only, less than half is cash since 2020, no opportunities except made a killing with oil/energy companies since Biden in office, threw all the funds in a broker account. Imagine some anon with over half a mil in IRA accounts and no regular stock trading accounts.

>> No.53458496

>>53458465
theres nothing left to do in this world so people have to find ways to spend time. some spend it gaming some doing "work" like services or programming useless apps

>> No.53458500

>>53458477
my FOCPX has been doing okay

>> No.53458507

>>53458496
programming = glorified office manager aka secretary?

>> No.53458515

>>53458471
Valid point but HOWEVER, the most senior guy on my interview panel was a middle aged white nerd. At my current company, everyone is a trans BIPOC person. I think I’d be more at home in financial services than tech, with more opportunity for advancement. My current team has no white male frontline managers out of like 10

>> No.53458520

>>53458465
dude, they're going to be as critical as spark plugs for cars in the future

>> No.53458530

>>53458465
Technological advancement is deflationary

>> No.53458532

>>53458468
yes

>> No.53458542

>>53458515
My apologies enjoy your new job

>> No.53458554

>>53458507
it's the new factory worker, drone, etc

>> No.53458556

>>53458542
Srs?

>> No.53458559
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53458559

Too bad intc tanked, or else it would've been a good week

>> No.53458560

TELL ME WHAT TO BUY TODAY

>> No.53458585

>>53458560
puts

>> No.53458587

>>53458515
have you asked for more money yet
one of our main CIOs is white male and went off on a rant about how the other CIOs taught him about microaggressions and it was so great and everyone clapped etc
that white nerd guy could be one of those types

>> No.53458588
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53458588

>>53458560
Frozen concentrated orange juice?

>> No.53458590

>>53458520
If the future was the year 2000. Every vehicle has had an ECU at least that long, without one, the engine doesn't run.

>> No.53458593

>>53458560
A couple of chickens.

>> No.53458638

>>53458593
Only good advice.

>> No.53458655
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53458655

>>53458560
lumber futures for physical delivery

>> No.53458658
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53458658

We totally beat inflation, my fellow mumus. Time for new ATH!

>> No.53458663

I think I want to short AXON

>> No.53458699

>>53458655
>anons buying derivatives that they don't understand
a tale as old as time

>> No.53458703

yeah okay hopefully this intc company caused AMD to dump at open it will be glorious

>> No.53458704
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53458704

CHTRbros we did miss earnings. very unfortunate.
let's see if it recovers that -1.5% during the day. it's relatively "high" beta after all. for me I'm staying comfy in my position

>> No.53458717

>>53458312
Why 10$? That seems a bit high in one day

>> No.53458734
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53458734

yep
im thinkin
its a red day

>> No.53458736

>>53458655
what do you get when you fill lean hogs futures???

>> No.53458742

MSFTchads...it's gonna be a good day!

>> No.53458746

Okay so does anyone else remember a couple days ago when bears were saying to just wait for the December inflation information because it was going to show a crazy uptick? And then it came in at expectations? We really did bottom in October huh

>> No.53458747
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53458747

SKYT is up 4.65% pre-market.

>> No.53458753

>>53458742
MFW when I bought appl not MSFT

>> No.53458771

What the fuck was that

>> No.53458776

What’s the most possible leverage you can get with options for shorting. I was thinking put debit spreads but sometimes I wonder which ones will print the hardest in terms of strike and exp

>> No.53458777

Why nobody talking about meta making a casual 2x

>> No.53458785
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53458785

>>53458467
I'm not shilling it, anon asked what I'm buying and I told him, me shilling would be telling >>53458560 to put all of his money into bbby but I'm not doing that so I'm not actually shilling.

>> No.53458786

>>53458736
https://user-uploads.aznude.com/data/azncdn/camilacabello/MNQW22LMMEWWGYLCMVWGY3ZNMZWGC43IMVZS22DFOIWWC43TFVRXEYLDNMWW63RNOZQWGYLUNFXW4LLJNYWWGYLQOJUS2NZQFVYGQ33UN5ZQ====/Camila-Cabello-Nude-Sexy-10.jpg

>> No.53458789
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53458789

>>53458746
also look at XLU, very good indicator for what the market expects from interest rates and where we are in the market/economic cycle
things are currently looking bullish
doesn't mean it won't change at some point in the future
this is financial advice

>> No.53458790
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53458790

Hello frens, I'm not trading today but I'll hang with you guys for a bit

>> No.53458791

>>53458777
>the peasant bong meta poster from yesterday doubled his account
kekd

>> No.53458793

>>53458734
everything steel related seems to be pumping hard today

>> No.53458796

>>53458776
>most possible leverage
dont do spreads then

>> No.53458800
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53458800

>>53458786
>https://user-uploads.aznude.com/data/azncdn/camilacabello/MNQW22LMMEWWGYLCMVWGY3ZNMZWGC43IMVZS22DFOIWWC43TFVRXEYLDNMWW63RNOZQWGYLUNFXW4LLJNYWWGYLQOJUS2NZQFVYGQ33UN5ZQ====/Camila-Cabello-Nude-Sexy-10.jpg

>> No.53458811
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53458811

>>53458786

>> No.53458812

>>53458747

I love these so much

>> No.53458813

INTC is so fucked after their dogshit earnings
AMD is literally taking all market share from INTC it seems.. or semi are just dead right now? (I don't think so)

>> No.53458816

>>53458791
meta is going to 300, easy. not too late to buy

>> No.53458821
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53458821

>>53458785
I'm too depressed to find it amusing. Appreciate the effort though.

>> No.53458822

>>53458813
>retard
no AMD is dog shit overvalued and needs to see a 30-40% reduction

>> No.53458823
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53458823

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.53458827

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!??!?!??

>> No.53458831
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53458831

Everything is ok.

>> No.53458838

>>53458822
I think you mean NVDA because AMD will report Tuesday next week and you'll miss the rally anon..

>> No.53458840

Is there more data coming out today after PCE?

>> No.53458844
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53458844

buzfeed my dudes

>> No.53458845

what does ADR mean in stocks? they seem to be missing everything except current value on the broker

>> No.53458849
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53458849

Why not just buy fuckton of leaps? how the fuck can you lose in 2 years time?

>> No.53458851
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53458851

>>53458823
you nailed it buddy good job

>> No.53458856
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53458856

>>53458823
>14:30:00

>> No.53458861

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.53458863
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53458863

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53458867

sirs why SQQQ going down

>> No.53458868

Did CVX miss? I see their earnings but wondering what expectations were.

>> No.53458869

Ohhh bobosss....

>> No.53458874
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53458874

lets just crab today please, i sold too many calls

>> No.53458875

>>53458867
they are slurping wait til they run out of ammo in about an hour

>> No.53458893

that NEM gap at 74.51

>> No.53458894
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53458894

I thought you guys said I'd be able to buy INTC at $25 or less today

>> No.53458907

>>53458796
but I thought spreads add leverage by giving you more buying power with the credit received from the short leg

>> No.53458908
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53458908

>>53458894
It's getting there.

>> No.53458909

>>53458747
Unsurprisingly, SKYT opens down 5% as semis get crushed.

>> No.53458911
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53458911

>>53458704
CHTRbros seems like earnings miss was priced in™
we might still eat good tonight

>> No.53458914
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53458914

Cunn I mean crab day it is

>> No.53458918

>>53458894
market been open 8 minutes sir go back to the forklift

>> No.53458923

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.53458928

>>53458296
KO
americans love their soda

>> No.53458940

WHAT THE FUCK WAS WHAT THAT

>> No.53458942

buying into BBBY on the off chance a merger is announced monday

>> No.53458943

boil?

>> No.53458951
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53458951

/Lean hogs doing good today

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53458954

>nothing to see here, goy!

>> No.53458955

>>53458909
Don't be surprised if that cash fleeing INTC goes looking for US semiconductor play.

>> No.53458958

THAT WAS THE FUCK WHAT

>> No.53458963

>>53458849
Even in our previous 13 year long bull market there were down years like 2018.

>> No.53458978

>>53458918
If by forklift you mean bathroom so I can take my morning coffee dump, I'm on my way.

>> No.53458982

>>53458587
I declined the offer because the total comp was $50k lower than I currently make, and the recruiter pulled strings to get me up to $10k above my current total comp

>> No.53458986

>>53458955
The retired boomers fleeing their dividend trap aren't gonna jump into an unprofitable microcap.

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>> No.53459003
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53459003

>PFE

>> No.53459004
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53459004

so, this is the power of intcel crashing, interesting bery inderesting

>> No.53459007

>a penny stock I absentmindedly threw 20$ into just farted up 20% today
of course my position is too fucking miniscule to benefit

>> No.53459012

>>53458928

KO is the dummy play. KOF is the high IQ play

>> No.53459020
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53459020

several firms are revising their rating of intel to $17-19 range
lol
lmao even

>>53458982
total comp being the thing that everyone uses now is really annoying to me
seems like they like to pump up everything except for base pay
god i hate wage slaving

>> No.53459026

I should have bought BOIL yetserday

>> No.53459036

BOIL??

>> No.53459035
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53459035

OC for /smg/

>> No.53459044

>Profits Stable
>Dividend Up
>Buybacks On

We're back European steel brothers.

>> No.53459051

>>53459035
So you're saying line is going to go down?

>> No.53459057

>Intel now rebranding as "Midwit" (Ticker: MDWT).

>> No.53459059

>>53459035
this imagine was made by a bear whos net worth has dropped 5% every day for the past 3 weeks

>> No.53459060

>>53459057
kek

>> No.53459062

>>53459035
>all that text
if you want to dab on others just post your account p/l

>> No.53459065

>>53459035
Nice OC. I feel quite comfy sitting on a $30.12 average NEM position. You?

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53459067

>>53459044

>> No.53459073

>>53459044
i want to buy but it keeps running up beyond long time previous peaks. i don't want to get that heavy bags if they are trying to fool non institutional investors

>> No.53459075

Damn look at INTC go

>> No.53459077

KR
TSN
GIS
CAG

Food prices are NEVER going back to covid lows. These high growth companies are being priced as value stocks

>> No.53459078
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53459078

>He didn't buy BuzzFeed

>> No.53459082
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53459082

>OC for /smg/

>> No.53459083
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53459083

>>53459035
>he didnt slurp the dip
How do you think you will ever make it with that attitude anon.

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53459089

lfg

>> No.53459096

>>53459035
Bulls are crabs with bull masks on. Don't believe their lies.

>> No.53459098

>>53459078
People are buying the AI not Buzzfeed. Any AI companies that IPO will probably explode.

>> No.53459106

>>53459035
All that effort and you're still missing the point. It's working class that gets shafted. Corporations will do fine. Fortunately I'm investing in the latter.

>> No.53459107

>>53458894
Priced in.

>> No.53459114
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53459114

So this is just going to be yet another one of those 3% up days for no particular reason at all huh.

>> No.53459120

>>53459035
Could you make this any more wordy?

>> No.53459130

>>53459114
Guess you missed the pivot?

>> No.53459132

>>53459078
Why didn't you shill it harder?

>> No.53459134

there were anons ITT trying to talk me out of buying TSLA calls at 100 a month ago

>> No.53459136
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53459136

>>53459035
>u

>> No.53459137
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53459137

This makes no sense

>> No.53459141
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53459141

Both daily and weekly natgas RSI is under 30. It is time.

>> No.53459143

>>53459035
I like that memes have essentially just been 19th century-style caricatures for a good while now

>> No.53459144

Maybe i'll buy some INTC at $14.99.

>> No.53459147
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>>53459114
i hate how this market moves up consistently on absolutely no news
very fake market
2/10
would not invest in

>> No.53459148

>>53459137
should have gambled retail. its only resources that are up

>> No.53459149

>>53459144
I'll buy some at $8.

>> No.53459154
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53459154

T-the m-market just has to go down, ugh, it just HAS to, why, I dunno it just DOES!

>> No.53459156
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53459156

>>53459089
>lfg
Can I join?
*lvl 45 Broker*

>> No.53459161

>>53459089
Fun fact: the three main engines (the bell shaped nozzles in the bottom middle) run on hydrogen and oxygen so the "fire" and "smoke" you're seeing from them is essentially water vapor

>> No.53459162

Remember when META and TSLA were going straight to zero according to /smg/ analysts

>> No.53459165

>>53459120
there is just that much bad data that it cannot be compressed down

>> No.53459169

>>53459141
What do you even buy if your broker gives no access to stuff like 3x futures ETF?

>> No.53459171
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53459171

Guys is the Y axis a total scam?

>> No.53459177

>>53459162
>/smg/ analysis

anon please keep your jokes to a minimum i'm trying to finish my breakfast!

>> No.53459184

Just bought intel calls

>> No.53459191
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53459191

>>53459156
.....(female)?

>> No.53459197

>>53459184
Enjoy that knife wound son

>> No.53459198

>>53459154
to be fair I'm genuinely surprised we are not getting a single deep red ray for a week

>> No.53459199
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53459199

Now the gap's been filled, it can dump. To 3200.

>> No.53459201

>>53459035
Seething boboid, SPX will hit 5000 by March not EOY. This meme is a massive buy signal.

>> No.53459202

>>53459184
oh no anon now what makes you think this is gonna dead cat bounce

>> No.53459208
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53459208

>>53459162
there has been no issue that /smg/ hasn't picked all three sides(bull, crab, bear) of simultaneously

>> No.53459210

what news just dropped

>> No.53459214

>>53459198
Wall of worry bro classic start of a new bull market

>> No.53459221

bobos deserve all this pain and more

>> No.53459222
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53459222

Hold AMZN through earnings or cash out?

>> No.53459223

>>53459197
>>53459202
These responses tell me I'm correct
I'll be out by 2pm anyway

>> No.53459225

>>53459191
Nah, full sized penis over here. Sorry.
Although, I did hear that a succubus likes PRE-cum. So if you can male vab (pab?) with your own pre-cum, then maybe you'll find a succubus broker?

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53459226

>>53459035
Bobo is right big picture but good luck timing the top. It's a strong retard pump, blowout after blowout.

>> No.53459230

>>53459161
>tfw you will never launch rockets for fun just to make clouds

>> No.53459238
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53459238

to all bobos getting rekt right now: you brought this on yourselves.

>> No.53459241

>>53459201
>>53459154
>>53459136
>>53459106
>>53459082
>>53459083
>>53459059
you will get burned mumu
notice that not one of you has refuted any of the bad data, or argued why the points are wrong
it has just been
>you're wrong!!!111one
you are the sheep in the image being led to slaughter

>> No.53459243

Time to yolo swag into SQQQ yet again
ez money baybayyy

>> No.53459245
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53459245

WE"RE FUCKING BACK LADS

>> No.53459248

anyone looking at AKAN?

>> No.53459250

>>53459221
wall street has a vested interest in checking off the box for green january this year so their fault for not knowing

>> No.53459251

Is it too early for tacos?

>> No.53459254
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>>53459241

>> No.53459256
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53459256

Maybe you
should take...
your money and buy

...
some Jewish-propped up shit that benefits me.

>> No.53459260

>>53459238
nah i bought some so its guaranteed to crash on monday. its way too high now but the fomo is too strong

>> No.53459263

i just bought stocks for the first time ever
bought some INTC

>> No.53459265

>>53459098
>Any AI companies that IPO will probably explode
Previously
>Any Metaverse companies that IPO will probably explode
Previously
>Any blockchain companies that IPO will probably explode
Previously
>Any e-commerce companies that IPO will probably explode
Previously
>Any social media companies that IPO will probably explode
Previously
>Any .com companies that IPO will probably explode

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>>53459251
not for breakfast tacos

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53459268

>>53459248
Already pumped. Try PCT instead, it's in accumulation today.

>> No.53459269

>>53459083
saved

>> No.53459273

>>53459251
never too early for tacos fren

>> No.53459275

>>53459226
>Bobo is right big picture
Bobo states things that are already known and priced in

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>>53459241
>he wants me to explain my reasoning
>for free
lol
lmao!

>> No.53459282

>>53459241
I don't care about proving anything. Over the years I learned it's pointless. So far listening to other people on this board led to losses and following my own rules made me profit. But yeah, do what you want.

>> No.53459283
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53459283

SKYT
>GREEN

>> No.53459285

>>53459241
Lol keep losing bobo

>> No.53459286

>>53459256
this loser is boring and there is no wonder why hes a fucking virgin (his own words)
>>53459263
Why didn't you buy something useful?
>>53459268
>the jennifer connelly center
I wanna go...

>> No.53459295
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53459295

So what do I do /biz/,do I close my shorts,take the L and see immediately market take a colossal dump or do I wait for it to pump more in hopes that it will drag crypto out of the depths of the bear market?

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53459298

>>53459241
>you guys we are pumping on absolutely no news
imagine being such of doomer cuck
JUST IMAGINE

>> No.53459299

looks like being a bull is the easiest way to make money. you just buy no matter what, all the time, never caring about anything and you the market goes straight up eventually. i mean wow we survived the 2022 recession bear market.

>> No.53459300

xle and xlf are going straight up
abandon your position bobos the day is lost

>> No.53459301
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53459301

i lost a lot of money being bearish this morning!

>> No.53459303
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53459303

I BOUGHT $3 PUTS ON TLRY AND NOW IT WONT GO FUCKING DOWN!!!!!!!!
WTF?!@?!?! WHO EVEN SMOKES STUPID POT NOW?!!? WTF?!?!

>> No.53459314

>>53459301
you only lost if you sold :^)

>> No.53459315

>>53459265
I don't disagree, but I also don't think people are investing in BuzzFeed because of it's journalistic abilities. Because of the success of ChatGPT the market is looking for any sort of AI play it can make.

>> No.53459317

>>53459286
>Why didn't you buy something useful?
i have faith in (((intel)))
they will just sabotage AMD again and eat a 2billion fine like last time while the stock climb to $70

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>>53459251
Only cucks worry about if it's the wrong time for the food they have want to eat. You are a high t alpha chad, right anon?
t. 6am cheeseburger enjoyer

>> No.53459321

NVDA finna blast 200

>> No.53459323
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53459323

Yeah, im thinking it's OFFICIAL slurp season we out here doing a lil big slurping

>> No.53459325

FUCKING DIE BOBO AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.53459329
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53459329

>>53459275
Mumu you are delusional to think that things will magically get better as time passes
As time passes, the 75bps hikes will begin to hit the economy. I do not understand how mumu doesn't understand monetary policy lag
The data will get worse and worse as time passes
>this is priced in!
no, it isn't - S&P500 earnings estimates are extremely high, it has not been priced into earnings whatsoever
>above-trend numbers underpin today's consensus forecasts for 2023 S&P 500 earnings growth of nearly 4% to $228 per share
https://www.morganstanley.com/ideas/s-and-p-500-earnings-estimates-2023-too-optimistic

>> No.53459330

Lumber is mooning.

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53459332

>>53459106
>He thinks corpos aren't going to get reemed by this shit.

>> No.53459335

>>53459318

Unfathomably based

>> No.53459348

I was up 80% on the SQQQ once
now I'm only up 5%

>> No.53459354

>>53459035
this is how it works every time right
they have to make sure they really sell the soft landing to you quite literally and then dump their bags all over retail
it happens every time

>> No.53459358

>>53459329
why be a bobo right now though when news is positive? of course things will get bad but if you're a real trader you're not shorting this week.

>> No.53459359

>>53459295
Depends on what ticker, how leveraged you are, and whether you bought options that are expiring soon. And any other costs like rolling futures contracts, financing fees, so on.

>> No.53459367

>all this exuberance
>when fomc is around the corner

>> No.53459368

>>53459348
i hope you learned that market does not go straight down now

>> No.53459369

>>53459354
yes, the same thing happened in 2001, and 2008-2009 bear market
the market rallied above the 200sma, broke the 'downtrend' line
there was massive bear capitulation, bulls bought in, and then the final leg down began
everyone needs to realize that the market is a wealth extraction machine, and by doing this "they' are able to maximize the amount of wealth extracted from the populace

>> No.53459370

that was the top right?

only down from here into next week F.E.D. 100bps rape hike black swan aka the big one

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53459371

>>53459330
OOOOOOO
told you niggers to buy lumber futures
I TOLD YOU

>> No.53459373

>>53459329
>As time passes, the 75bps hikes will begin to hit the economy
Is this fucking for real? Are you just now waking up out of a coma after missing all of 2022? Damn man

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53459375

>>53459035
STOP THE PUMP

>> No.53459376

>>53459332

?????? Corpos will never get reemed. If anything they take a small fine like a slap on the ass while they fire another 20,000 to make the stock go up 2.5%

>> No.53459388

>>53459370
spy 410 is the top

>> No.53459392

>>53459369
gonna have to wait till after january though
whats tough is the stats say if we have a green january, in addition to other things that have already happened, we will 100% have a green year

>> No.53459395

>>53459358
>when news is positive?
what are you smoking anon, seriously. the news has been terrible, the worse the news has been, the more we rally - due to the dynamic of bad news meaning a loosening of monetary policy sooner™
>this week
I am not arguing for day to day moves in the market

>> No.53459400

Where is the anon that shorted NVDA I would like a word with him

>> No.53459405

>>53459370
The Fed is about to revolutionize finance with an unprecedented 0.125% hike.

>> No.53459406

>>53459358
>when news is positive?
This is not positive >>5345883
If even the most hard-boiled iDrones are heavily downsizing their consooming, the economy is in deep shit.

>> No.53459410

Why are we pumping? What was the cpi? Is this a ‘they will surely pivot’ pump?

>> No.53459411

>>53459395
>what are you smoking anon, seriously. the news has been terrible
Can you cite examples?

>> No.53459415

BABA is down a little but not enough.

>> No.53459418

>>53459392
you can have both s&p 3200 and still end the year green

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>>53459375
Hey Bobo, I got a pump for ya right here....
Hold still...

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53459420

>>53459301
Bobos, tripfags, and especially bobo tripfags will always get what's coming for them.

>> No.53459425

>up 40% on AQB

SUCK MY COCK FAGGOTS

>> No.53459426

>>53459369
are my puts i just bought going to be okay? i wasnt here for 2008. 2/24 strike for the friday after my birthday

>> No.53459433

>>53459411
start by giving the bull thesis for all the layoffs, worst earnings for goldman sachs in decades, massive credit card debt, low home sales and poor christmas sales

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>>53459425
what's your cost basis though

>> No.53459439

>>53459373
Yes it is "for fucking real" that monetary policy lags
please anon, just google "How long does monetary policy lag?" and educate yourself on the subject
https://www.forexlive.com/centralbank/soft-landing-is-the-new-transitory-inflation-markets-look-vulnerable-20230124/
>However, remember that the Fed and ECB only started hiking 10 and 6 months ago respectively with the Fed having hiked 350bps since mid-June (200bps in the last 4 and a half for both the Fed and the ECB). ... the earliest a US recession has ever started after a Fed hiking cycle starts is 11 months. So, with the usual lag of monetary policy and with how much rates have been hiked in the last 4 months alone, it will still be many months before we can get a feel for the lagged impact of policy.

>> No.53459444

>>53459410
Inflation data was in line with expectations instead of being a surprise. Very clearly peaked late last year.

>>53459395
My bro you've been shitting up every thread with your gay ass formatting and permadooming for like a month straight, I know it sucks to see your line turn red but suck it up

>> No.53459445

>>53459433
PRICED
R
I
C
E
D

IN
N

>> No.53459451

>>53458254
>>53458296
COIN

>> No.53459456

>>53459433
layoffs are good for bottom line. consumer spending is up. the rest are lagging indicators, market is forward looking
Sorry bobo

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53459458

>all this bobo cope
TAKE THE L
YOU LOST

>> No.53459460

>>53459425
its not like anyone was shorting it. it dumped on anons when it was $13 bucks. you took a risk on a risky stock and it paid off. congrats.

>>53459445
meme

>> No.53459463

>>53459418
you can but thats a level of volatility and melt up shit that would be extraordinary
it would also mean we do get a soft landing overall

>> No.53459461

>>53459437
>what's your cost basis though
30% lower, obviously.

>> No.53459468

>>53459329
just keep regurgitating whatever your twitter feed shows you and never make money, it's fine with me

>> No.53459469

>>53459426
you went short at the right price but the timeframe might be too short, we could crab until then, still not terrible imo

>> No.53459478

>>53459410
its just moving to extremes. comfy buying puts with instant BP from todays paycheck.

>> No.53459486

>>53459456
>layoffs are good for the bottom line
an individual company laying off thousands of employees is good for that company's bottom line
a thousand companies laying off a thousand employees is bad for everyone, as it means less economic activity, less GDP, less growth
the mass of people who were laid off now drastically reduces their spending / consumption, which decreases corporate revenues and corporate profits
the decrease in sales due to mass layoffs and national economic weakness is more destructive to the bottom line than the fixed cost cutting of laying off employees

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53459489

>>53459329
Morgan Stanley uses lots of different models. It's up to them which ones they want to share with plebians like us. They are most likely to share the ones that help direct pigs straight into slaughterhouse.
The reason financial news is often inaccurate is not because they are incompetent you know.

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>>53459456
layoffs always bottom either at the same time the market bottoms, or 6-12 months after the market bottoms, and we're only just seeing layoffs being (((announced))) this past month

mumu, I....

>> No.53459495

>>53459348
why would you not close position and profit
how greedy can you be

>> No.53459500

>>53459486
Tech cutting fat is good for everyone.
Look at who is being laid off in almost all of these scenarios. They're not engineers or software designers.

>> No.53459501

There goes BABA.

>> No.53459505

>>53459460
Its going to 100 if you sold at 13 youre a moron

>> No.53459510

Just bought $22k of SQQQ at $39.60/share, wish me luck bros
I have another $10k of dry powder to slurp and $66k invested in BIL waiting for that juicy dividend

>> No.53459512
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53459512

I remeber 2020 and the covid crash and there were days where the market was green I remeber one week, it was the week the fed made the announcment they were going to do QE and turn on the printers.

Markets fucking hit a MASSIVE bullrun. The markets literally closed like an hour later though.
Literally cucked the whole market out and by monday the shit was dropping tripping circuit breakers. Hilarious.

>> No.53459515

>>53459469
okay well my account is pretty small compared to my income, so if we crab I can just buy more in 2 weeks. but ill also buy some for April which is my trip to europe that i bought by shorting the last drop (its fun to schedule options around milestones)

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53459518

>>53458316
>>53458342
>>53458324
Im happy bros

>> No.53459533

>>53459299
in the long term stonks go up and to the right
this is why optionsfags always lose, they can't long term

>> No.53459539

>>53459500
the economy doesn't care if the dollar being spent on a can of coca cola was being spent by a doctor or being spent by a garbageman
all it cares is that the dollar is being spent

>> No.53459543
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53459543

price just went back inside the rising wedge. which by the way happens to converge on Fed day 2/1

>> No.53459547

I just need SOXL to hit 16$ for me to break even after months of waiting. It's not going to happen is it.

>> No.53459548

Fuck this gay ass market

>> No.53459552

>>53459505
shut the fuck up it was such a scam company. youre probably the shills coming back. it went from fucking 13 to pennies after they diluted their shares or whatever. i congratulated you but now i think youre a retard. i hope you lose it all.

>> No.53459559

>>53459518
Nice.

>> No.53459567

>>53459547
you should sell now

>> No.53459576

>>53459439
*farts*
Ya that's too much text for me to read, I think I'll buy the dip again.

>> No.53459577
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53459577

DIE BABA DIE

>> No.53459589
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53459589

>>53459543
You mean the TA fags were right all along?

>> No.53459594

>>53459501
of course it happens like minutes after I close my position

>> No.53459603

Next
>>53459602

>>53459602

>>53459602

>> No.53459629
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53459629

>>53459594
if you used bollinger bands you might have been more confident that its going to dump.

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53459631

>>53459251
not if you put some scrambled egg in there

>> No.53459714

>>53459283
So is this a long hold or a get in and get out play? What are you SKYT kangs up to?

>> No.53459888

>>53459315
That's certainly true, market is desperate for something

>> No.53460078

>>53458663
Why? I already did based on an open insider sale and it nearing ATH. What are you thinking?