/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.53446775]

Chinese stocks edition
reminder to invest in Chinese companies like TSM and BABA

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Hamakaze
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for crab restauranteers
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

>Previous
>>53445323

[Anonymous No.53446804]

>>53446775
Crab doesn't even begin to describe this

[Anonymous No.53446822]

>>53446804
Shiieeeet

[Anonymous No.53446835]

Slow and steady wins the race.

[Anonymous No.53446841]

I'm making a McDonalds run you boys need anything?

[Anonymous No.53446843]

>>53446775
bugman stocks are shit.

[Anonymous No.53446857]

JEPI payday next week!

[Anonymous No.53446868]

>>53446841
just a ketchup packet for me!
>>53446843
buy CJJD gweilo

[Anonymous No.53446869]

>>53446804
You just like me fr

[Anonymous No.53446875]

>>53446804
>biggest holding has been closing at a 0% gain every day for over a month despite sitting just below weekly resistance and flagging
what the fuck did the jews mean by this?

[Anonymous No.53446879]

What % of your net worth do you invest with
for me? its 50%

[Anonymous No.53446882]

I need help bros. I’ve been automating my workload with A.I. managed to revamp our process for workflow and it super efficent.

My skip level heard about it and now wants me to help the other departments. What the fuck do I do, i’m not a coder?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.53446884]

how far out do you buy options for a safer play? i feel like two months out isnt safe enough. when people say "buy far out options" how far out do they mean?

[Anonymous No.53446893]

>>53446882
Leverage it into a new position and ask for double pay
>>53446884
i typically do a month

[Anonymous No.53446898]

>>53446884
Leaps. BABA 2024 300C

[Anonymous No.53446904]

>>53446879
50% Tbills for a house
30% stocks
20% cash

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53446906]

Another £15 inputted. Think thats it for today.

[Anonymous No.53446911]

>tfw I just realised that they're taxing unrealised gains on my ETF
Im so fucking tired bros, they wont let me escape out of the rats race.

[Anonymous No.53446919]

>>53446882
>>53446893
This. If it's not in your job description, don't do it for free.

[Anonymous No.53446929]

>>53446911
>they're taxing unrealised gains on my ETF
How? Via unqualified divvies or something?

[Anonymous No.53446930]

BOIL barons....

[Anonymous No.53446931]

>>53446841
tell em 3-for-free sent ya

[Anonymous No.53446932]

>>53446906
More ATVI
Deal is pretty much 100% even the unions want it

[Anonymous No.53446950]

Are we going to dump into the fed meeting next week?

What are the odds the Fed will actually pivot and stop raising rates? I think 20%

[Anonymous No.53446951]

>>53446930
Lol, see you at 3.50

[Anonymous No.53446952]

>>53446775
Daily reminder that all bears and all equality believers belong in mass graves. This is financial advice. This is also legal advice, and I am your lawyer

[Anonymous No.53446956]

>>53446841
AYO CACTUS JACK SENT ME

[Anonymous No.53446965]

...why do people think I'm dead?

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53446967]

>>53446932
Put another £13 or so into ATVI. Im broke now I have £15 left in my account until I get paid more. Which is in a few days time. Then ill start poomping again. The giga portfolio lays dormant for a while..

[Anonymous No.53446969]

>>53446965
wishful thinking?

[Anonymous No.53446970]

>>53446952
>bears are... LE BAD!!

[Anonymous No.53446972]

GOOOOOOOOOD BLESS AMERICAAAAAAAA
LAAAAAAAAND THAT I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
STAND BESIDE HER, AND GUIDE HER
THROUGH THE NIGHT WITH THE LIGHT FROM ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

[Anonymous No.53446973]

Schizo day

[Anonymous No.53446975]

>>53446967
Cringe

[Anonymous No.53446984]

>>53446970
Redditors are almost exclusively permabears, go back.

[Anonymous No.53446988]

buy rycey. stock got upgraded today, earnings are in february. they build engines for tanks, submarines and jets and also want to build nuclear reactors
>spicy rycey

[Anonymous No.53446989]

>>53446972
cringe

[Anonymous No.53446992]

>>53446972
Third worlders will never know singing this at a baseball game.

[Anonymous No.53446993]

>>53446929
they'll tax divvies on an ETF that pays them but for reinvesting ETFs they're looking at how much profit you've made each year and tax you based on that. if you sell the ETF for a loss or only a marginal profit, the tax will just increase your losses, you get nothing back. while that tax is not really high its still theft.

[Anonymous No.53447000]

>>53446993
Someone has to feed the niggers

[Anonymous No.53447007]

>>53446988
>pic
now i feel like playing Forbidden Memories on the PSX

[Anonymous No.53447008]

>>53446984
And how would you know?

[Anonymous No.53447010]

[Anonymous No.53447025]

>try to inverse cramer
>he was right for once

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53447027]

HAHAHA WHERES THAT BUZZFEED ANON FROM THIS MORNING

WE LAUGHED AT HIM BUT HE WAS RIGHT

[Anonymous No.53447028]

>>53447008
You don't browse norman shitholes to gauge sentiment? No wonder you're still bearish.

[Anonymous No.53447033]

THE DRUMS OF WAR THUNDER AGAIN
EARTH DEMANDS THE BLOOD OF ZOOMERS

[Anonymous No.53447035]

>>53446950
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

[Anonymous No.53447037]

>>53446988
The fact they stayed a penny stock through the 2021 euphoria scared me from ever touching it.

[Anonymous No.53447039]

>>53447028
>Norman

[Anonymous No.53447040]

>>53447027
what he say?

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53447045]

>>53447040
just posted a pic of his folio (he was bagholding BZFD)

[Anonymous No.53447057]

>>53446950
>What are the odds the Fed will actually pivot and stop raising rates?
Absolute zero. Fed will stop the crab.

[Anonymous No.53447059]

>>53447045
>BZFD
>+95%
What in the goddamn?

[Anonymous No.53447064]

>>53447028
>go back
>confesses to browsing reddit
you beclown yourself, redditor

[Anonymous No.53447071]

>>53447059
Clearly this creature is nocturnal

[Anonymous No.53447072]

>>53447059
it's small cap rotation, why do people still not realise this? holy fuck this board

[Anonymous No.53447073]

>>53446950
No one believes in a pause or pivot
It doesn't have to mean a dump either though :^)

[Anonymous No.53447076]

>>53447057
They literally said two more .25 hikes and then pause, the odds are almost 100%.

[Anonymous No.53447081]

Why are they like this?

[Anonymous No.53447085]

>All stocks green
Happy
>Country's currency gets worthless every day
Mad
>Too lazy to open an account in dollars to invest with those
Sad

[Anonymous No.53447089]

>>53447071
>tfw no loris gf

[Anonymous No.53447090]

>>53447059
Cute man

[Anonymous No.53447091]

>>53447071
Yes, some kind of aye-aye or nightjar.

>>53447072
>IWM still crabbin hard
Why are you dumb niggers so confident?

[Anonymous No.53447093]

quadrupling down on SOXS fuck it

[Anonymous No.53447095]

>FIFTY BEPIS
https://archive.is/TGlEw

[Anonymous No.53447101]

>>53447095
>Mohamads trying to jihad our economy again

[Anonymous No.53447108]

>>53447091
>thinking the russell means shit given it rotates in/out companies each year
nigger most small caps YTD got crushed over 90%, many fell below a dollar and priced in all this bullshit while the megas still rallied, they're always ahead of the rest of the market

now with debt cheapening up and megas not being so safe, where does the money go? back into those small caps nigger

[Anonymous No.53447109]

TMSC is Taiwanese and did you know we're ethnically Dutch?

[Anonymous No.53447113]

>>53447095
>By Mohamed
that nigger is something else let me tell ya

[Anonymous No.53447123]

>>53447076
>The hike is safe and effective
>If you get two more rape hikes you cant get inflation dummy!
You are here.
>more more hikes, it wont stop inflation but we will not have a recession
>More hikes and we will have a recession but it wont be bad! then we are done hiking.
>????
>Profit

[Anonymous No.53447128]

>>53447109
soon all colonial names will be restored. Formosa is so much better than that bug clacking

[Anonymous No.53447133]

>>53447045
>BZFD
>random AI announcement
>+95%
lmao. This is the next trend?
Reminds me of long island "blockchain" iced tea.

[Anonymous No.53447139]

>soxl pe: 16
>mcdonalds pe: 34
noone needs semiconductors anymore, hamburgers are the future

[Anonymous No.53447142]

>>53447108
Care to cite any other 100% movers today? No? Then keep deluding yourself.

[Anonymous No.53447147]

Is it basically confirmed that the Fed wont raise rates any longer? Is that why we pumped most stocks 80% off the lows in the last 2 months?

[Anonymous No.53447149]

>>53447123
>bobos are also antivaxx
Every single time, you faggots are retarded conspiracy theorists.

[Anonymous No.53447157]

>>53447147
25 bepis rape hike is/was being priced in
see >>53447035

[Anonymous No.53447159]

>>53447095
Interesting to finally see something like this. right now it seems like a sure bet they'll do nothing, and gold bugs take over when this rally finally loses legs.
but a 50 would completely demolish today's narrative. market is already pricing in a cut

but some of these earnings are stellar, and most of the others are just pretty mediocre. hard to say when exactly these layoffs will kick in but history suggests the recession starts 1 month from now at the soonest.

[Anonymous No.53447165]

WTF BRO A DOLLAR JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.53447170]

>>53447147
He fucked us over with allowing the media to monopolize... but he did reduce the debt significantly.

[Anonymous No.53447172]

>>53447147

>2013 was 20 years ago

[Anonymous No.53447173]

Who else slurping BOIL

[Anonymous No.53447174]

>>53446882
DO NOT DO IT. Ask for a New department, triple the pay and some codemonkeys yo keep you company and maybe a cute assistant. MILK THIS FOR ALL ITS WORTH.

[Anonymous No.53447178]

>>53447139
analysts are projecting people will start eating twice as many burgers this year. copeflation

[Anonymous No.53447179]

>>53447147
>no rate hikes in 2023
>peaking inflation
>debt limit grenaded into space
>rate cuts in 2024

yes, we're going to see new ATH

[Anonymous No.53447181]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

[Anonymous No.53447185]

>>53447149
>retarded conspiracy theorists.
Have you not heard?

Real question: Will you be getting more boosters?

If no then why??

[Anonymous No.53447186]

Today getting spicy for MKC bros.

[Anonymous No.53447190]

>>53447142
MLGO

[Anonymous No.53447193]

Gas going up up up. Jan CPI report will be brutal. 75 bps in March.

[Anonymous No.53447211]

rate hikes havent even begun to be reflected in the economy. market thinks its priced it in, but the market is not as efficient as we are led to believe.

[Anonymous No.53447220]

how much stocks do you need to get a tradwife?

[Anonymous No.53447222]

I'm still waiting for SPX 3200. Been waiting since October

[Anonymous No.53447223]

What a faggot ass crab market, so fake

[Anonymous No.53447224]

>>53447190
So fucking Buzzfeed and some literally who AI company mean a full microcap rotation?

[Anonymous No.53447234]

Don't give a fuck what this market does, will continue buying BTI, EBAY, MO, DOLE, and TLT on red days.

[Anonymous No.53447237]

>>53447224
>being so stupid that you think sector rotations take place within one 24 hour period
you stupid nigger, you dumb fucking ape, you pathetic mouth breathing subhuman

[Anonymous No.53447245]

>>53447220
that's a man

[Anonymous No.53447272]

>>53447234
kek looks like something from akihabara

[Anonymous No.53447276]

>>53447081
pajeets piss me off more than niggers with their constant snivelling scamming and total lack of a soul or any semblance of traits resembling the animal we call "humans"
they're like jews except laughably fucking incompetent
we need to glass all of south asia

[Anonymous No.53447277]

>>53447245
nah just a onlyfans thot(female)

[Anonymous No.53447278]

>>53447159
>history suggests the recession starts 1 month from now at the soonest.
Why one month and which metric would define the start?

[Anonymous No.53447306]

>>53447278
im guessing credit to savings.

Thats what I would use for that outcome...

[Anonymous No.53447309]

>>53447007
that was the plan. have fun.

>>53447037
corona almost killed them. almost all planes were grounded. let's hope thay can rebound from the abyss.

[Anonymous No.53447315]

>>53447278
Common sentiment says 2 more weeks, and then educated people say 2 more weeks from there.

[Anonymous No.53447318]

>>53447237
Eek ook nigger

[Anonymous No.53447319]

>>53447234
>natural resources were wasted for this

[Anonymous No.53447323]

The crabs are still at it bleeding the damn block for months on end. What the fuck man

[Anonymous No.53447340]

>>53447319
bullish

[Anonymous No.53447346]

Reverse head and shoulders forming on DXY 5 days chart
Sell.
Now.

[Anonymous No.53447349]

Natural gas, more like free gas amirite bros

[Anonymous No.53447352]

>>53447278
yesterday i heard the earliest a recession has started after a rate hiking cycle began was 11 months or so.
since 2008 doesn't appear to be happening yet, the bearish case would rhyme more closely with 2002, if it were to happen.
So either today is the top, or it crabs another 3 months near these highs before a violent swing downward for 3 months.
a good strategy may be to hold defensive long but covered calls and be aware of any shifting sentiments

[Anonymous No.53447367]

>>53447185
Yes, I will get more boosters. I will also continue to make money in this market while you sit on the sidelines or lose money shorting a recession that is never coming.

[Anonymous No.53447372]

sometimes i'll go to the yahoo trending tickers page and start shilling things that are up 50%+ to see if other anons actually buy and then give me a shout out later

[Anonymous No.53447377]

what catalyst is going to cause the market(BABA) to dump?

[Anonymous No.53447378]

>>53447349
Nat gas will go negative.

[Anonymous No.53447383]

jfc i need to make money so i can fuck off to a cabin in the woods ASAP

[Anonymous No.53447390]

>>53447377
ryan cohen's exit

[Anonymous No.53447391]

>>53447377
Lunchtime ending

[Anonymous No.53447410]

>>53447383
yo i have one of these implants, it literally can do nothing but stop my seizure activity. it's going to be a very very long time before anything like that is possible with it.

[Anonymous No.53447435]

>>53447410
Solid skeleton bro

[Anonymous No.53447447]

>>53447346
The crab will not allow this. You know this. The crab is all powerful. Expect further crabbing.

[Anonymous No.53447470]

>>53447378
I member when oil was -$10 a barrel

[Anonymous No.53447477]

>>53447383
>things to forever be five to ten years away
https://www.cnet.com/tech/tech-industry/a-new-memory-chip-for-the-brain/ (1996)

[Anonymous No.53447498]

>>53447470
>I member when oil was -$10 a barrel
Oil tankers were the hottest thing since the sun, and so many of you got burnt on it.
Not me, though. Wouldnt be me.

[Anonymous No.53447499]

is it dangerous to take a job offer when they’re pulling strings to get my compensation above the pay range? I was wanted for a principal role, but the team is worried the most senior person on the team will quit if he doesn’t get it. So they’re trying to hire me for a senior position but paying me above the maximum through an equity grant and starting bonus

I’m worried someone in accounting will see that I’m new and being paid a lot, and they’ll axe me

[Anonymous No.53447505]

line bros...

[Anonymous No.53447513]

>>53447499
Fuck that other senior nigga. Let him quit and get asshurt.

[Anonymous No.53447515]

SKYT
>Green

[Anonymous No.53447516]

My account is at a new high for the year but my short position is still heemed, if I close it now the market will surely collapse

[Anonymous No.53447518]

so now that GDP and employment are hot we have the go ahead for
BIG
DADDY
POWELL
to bring the 50 bepis point SMACKDOWN to monday night RAW (wednesday)

[Anonymous No.53447530]

>>53447516
Please do fren, and thanks for your sacrifice. I need some pink wojals showing up, and fast

[Anonymous No.53447534]

oil semis and JPM. /smg/ literally cant lose

[Anonymous No.53447535]

>>53447513
I, as a job applicant, can’t make that decision

[Anonymous No.53447537]

>>53447516
Do eet

[kys bootlickers No.53447538]

not sure why people are bearish.the only way we go down on FOMC day is if he does higher than 25bp. which wont happen. they are doing a fantastic job of juggling the economy strength with inflation. whatever they are doing is working. if it aint broke done fix it. ill be buying calls before FOMC.

[Anonymous No.53447544]

>>53447367
Good luck Anon- I'll pray for you.

[Anonymous No.53447551]

>>53447516
The opening of him jacking off to fag porn was kinda off putting. But I still ate my popcorn :)
>>53447518
More like 3 more 25 bepis, and then flat until 2h of 2024

[Anonymous No.53447553]

>>53447538
I was bearish until now, which means markets will start doomping any time because the universe is against me

[Anonymous No.53447557]

>>53447535
Right, but I mean conceptually. Guy probably has been there forever, and if he was going to get tipped for a captain role, it should have happened by now. Frankly "making" him quit would probably be best.

[Anonymous No.53447561]

>>53447518
I'm a retard but it looks that way to me. It looks like a slam dunk bet that Powell is gonna keep up the rate hikes now. Tempted to bet big on SQQQ before the speech.

[Anonymous No.53447566]

>>53447498
>Oil tankers were the hottest thing since the sun, and so many of you got burnt on it.
Kinda funny to think that they've all gone on to massively outperform the market since then.
Everyone who dumped STNG at $10 missed a future 5x.

[Anonymous No.53447573]

>>53447534
>I didn't buy more JPM this summer before it ripped
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53447575]

99.1% chance of a 25 bps hike
don't be stupid

[Anonymous No.53447578]

>>53447538
you know he speaks too right?

[Anonymous No.53447579]

>>53446879
I rent and have a car that's worth like $5k, so 99.7%.

[Anonymous No.53447592]

what the fuck do I even buy

[Anonymous No.53447595]

>>53447515
>SKYT
>>Green
hey SKYTdude. you shilled good.
sniped the bottom and then the top yesterday. made 10%!

[Anonymous No.53447596]

>>53447557
Yeah… the recruiter told me neither of us would be getting Principal right away… I kinda think they’re going to keep him at a Senior level and try to get me the Principal one a year from now. That’s going to be awkward

[Anonymous No.53447600]

>>53447566
Good thing I bought TK, I missed out on nothing hahahaa

[Anonymous No.53447606]

>>53446879
44% of liquid. Can't be fucked to factor in illiquid assets.

[Anonymous No.53447608]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We're about to crash, end red guaranteed, check em

[kys bootlickers No.53447612]

>>53447575
even if its 50bps its priced in. nothing will stop us now. al the bad news is behind.

[Anonymous No.53447619]

I sold everything today
I am now where I was when I started during the covid bull run. I made 0% profit and 0% loss. I'll just collect the 2% interest for holding cash and start buying boomer stocks which pay nice divvies.

[Anonymous No.53447630]

>>53447149
>Every single time, you faggots are retarded conspiracy theorists.
meanwhile i worked in a nat'l lab on lipid nanoparticles and I did not in fact take the shot and it had nothing to do with what I read on the internet

[Anonymous No.53447640]

>>53447596
Well, fuck em. He should have started his own business or got hired elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.53447641]

>>53447538
>the only way we go down on FOMC day is if he does higher than 25bp
That's what Mumus don't get, what he will say and how he will say it will decide what happens. If he bluntly threatens to push his bepis in harder the market will dump, if he speaks boringly about black unemployment or some wonky stuff nothing will happen.

[Anonymous No.53447644]

>>53447538
the only way markets are not going down is if JP confirms that they will cut rates this year. economy is strong, job market is strong. Higher For Longer

[Anonymous No.53447648]

>>53447619
>2%
Even Robinhood pays 4% on uninvested cash balances

[Anonymous No.53447651]

>>53447630
Nice larp, you're an unemployed chinless chud.

[Anonymous No.53447654]

>>53447575
>99.1% chance of a 25 bps hike
>don't be stupid

>hillary given 95% odds to win
>JPM gave 100% odds of either a 1% pump or 1% dump on CPI and what did it do?
pic related

[Anonymous No.53447660]

>>53446694
>wing costs down
>egg costs up
What did the jews mean by this?

[Anonymous No.53447661]

>missed out on KOLD
>probably gonna miss out on BOIL
I suffer

[Anonymous No.53447662]

If you got shaken out of SKYT, raise your hand and be judged.

[Anonymous No.53447667]

>>53446965
They have an outdated idea that AIDS is a death sentence. With modern treatment, I know you have a fighting chance, poemanon.

[Anonymous No.53447677]

>>53447648
I know, this is how things are as a europoor. Im happy with what I get because things could be a lot worse here. it rare for brokers to even offer interest on holding cash here.

[Anonymous No.53447690]

>>53447619
Check out ARCC.

[Anonymous No.53447696]

>>53447677
>it rare for brokers to even offer interest on holding cash here.
JFC how is the old world such a shithole? Like, don't get me wrong, America is a shithole, but damn.

[Anonymous No.53447703]

>>53447499
>I’m worried someone in accounting will see that I’m new and being paid a lot, and they’ll axe me
why are you worried about someone in accounting?

[Anonymous No.53447722]

>>53447696
No one here got to enjoy high rate savings accounts when they existed. All we know is slurp the dip and pray it works.

[Anonymous No.53447724]

>>53447033
>LMT up 2% on the news

[Anonymous No.53447725]

BBBY is finished right?

[Anonymous No.53447727]

>>53447544
pfizer.com/refunds
Weird, they haven't updated their site

[Anonymous No.53447742]

>>53446965
Poem anon you're alive?! Where have you been?

[Anonymous No.53447743]

>>53447544
Short DNUT? Or long if PFE is buying those donuts.

[Anonymous No.53447745]

>>53447725
Always was

[Anonymous No.53447750]

>>53447499
when the company wants to get rid of expensive people, they don't look at your bonuses or stock grants, they look at your base salary. also it wouldn't be accounting dept, it would be your own management being directed by the higher ups. t. ex-senior director

[Anonymous No.53447752]

The cattle (mumus) must go below the meme line

[Anonymous No.53447754]

>>53447725
Two More Weeks™

[Anonymous No.53447755]

>>53447654
Correct, the odds that the estimate is wrong makes the real odds of 25 bepis lower. However it's still the most likely outcome.

[Anonymous No.53447757]

>>53447696
The old world has always been a shithole when it came to investing and banks. Burgers had the chance to create a paradise but in 1913, they (a german banker in the US along with 5 others) created a copy of a monster which resided in europe already at that time. Central Banks.
once again have germans ruined humanities chance to prosper.

Im sorry for what we have done

[Anonymous No.53447764]

Bulls have only crabs to thank for anything. Bears should just be ashamed of themselves

[Anonymous No.53447770]

>>53447757
Time is a flat circle, I guess.

[Anonymous No.53447773]

>>53447660
There's a birdflu outbreak. Wings are made in a lab, eggs are kinda hard to fake.

[Anonymous No.53447776]

Cafe down the block from me would be such a nice place to sit and work but their espresso is absolute shit. Why can't anyone but Italians get this right

[Anonymous No.53447777]

>>53447750
Ty anon. That makes me feel better about the offer

[Anonymous No.53447805]

>>53447776
>that'll be $5 for that instant coffee!
cafes are a meme these days

[Anonymous No.53447813]

>>53447750
Why'd they fire you, or did you quit your sr executive position?

[Anonymous No.53447819]

natural gas is mooning now that i sold for a gigaloss. t-thanks.

[Anonymous No.53447821]

>>53447773
the bird flu must be disproportionally affecting egg layers more than broilers. Egg layers take longer to mature

[Anonymous No.53447823]

talking with a cute girl helped me increase gains

[Anonymous No.53447827]

>>53447667
I don't have AIDS
>>53447742
Been lying low

[Anonymous No.53447830]

Lol I just lost everything, this is unreal

[Anonymous No.53447834]

>>53447696
my broker pays 0.39% if you have over 10k in cash, and their bank is in a different country so I'd have to deal with a lot of bureaucracy if I don't want to get taxed twice kek. cash is trash if you're in europe

[Anonymous No.53447835]

>>53447819
Why would you sell at the lowest?

[Anonymous No.53447840]

>>53447372
>Akanda Forever

[Anonymous No.53447842]

>>53447823
Whatever you do, DO NOT tell her about your gains. This is the most important financial advice I can impart to you.

[Anonymous No.53447843]

>>53447835
every fucking day was the lowest.

[Anonymous No.53447851]

First time?

[Anonymous No.53447855]

>>53447843
Yeah but it can't go down forever

[Anonymous No.53447857]

>>53447827
>I don't have AIDS
Well-managed HIV, whatever.

[Anonymous No.53447859]

>>53447776
All coffee is shit
>>53447827
Have you punched anything recently in a fit of rage?

[Anonymous No.53447861]

>>53446965
based

[Anonymous No.53447862]

>>53447095
>Mohamed A. El-Erian
the biggest retard on wall street unironically. he missed the whole 2020 bull run due his permabobo stance and now tries to grab some shekels from muh big crash
disgusting no pork eating nigger. hope he loses everything

[Anonymous No.53447866]

>>53447851
lmfao what is this man?

[Anonymous No.53447871]

Amazingly beautiful stock price chart

[Anonymous No.53447880]

>>53447857
HIV is fake. AIDS is just God's punishment for fags

[Anonymous No.53447882]

>>53447819
It worse then I thought. Now being down -6.82% for the day is now considered mooning, that's how bad it's been

[Anonymous No.53447884]

>>53447773
>There's a birdflu outbreak.
>>53447821
>the bird flu must be disproportionally

They don't want you having easy access to healthy proteins- Davos, says it every year. How do you not see or listen to them?

Wait until you find out why more and more people are having allergic reactions to beef and eggs...

[Anonymous No.53447888]

>>53447857
I have no diseases, except foot fungus, and some allergies
>>53447859
No

[Anonymous No.53447890]

>>53447866
>>53447830
Meant to reply to him. Lol

[Anonymous No.53447891]

I would like to remind everyone /smg/ is a place for everyone as long as you are straight and white.

[Anonymous No.53447902]

You didn't actually buy before fomc...right anon?

[Anonymous No.53447903]

>>53447882
kek no just looking at the daily price action. something caused it to shoot up just now. i could have at least not sold for as large of a loss.

[Anonymous No.53447908]

>>53447866
a Giga Chad

[Anonymous No.53447919]

>coal
Should I be worried?

[Anonymous No.53447924]

>>53447908
Also, reminder he was NOT Greek, but Macedonian.

[Anonymous No.53447927]

Any chance of going to 404 today?

[Anonymous No.53447928]

>>53447862
Reasonable people miss out on mad market action because they know it's mad.

[Anonymous No.53447930]

Have you tried not being a greedy little piggy?

Maybe take profits when you see them or dont position yourself too big into something hoping you make it rich quick?

Treat it as a learning experience and pledge yourself to being disciplined in the future

[Anonymous No.53447935]

>>53447538
Reminder that OIL barons are strangling Mumu's hopes of 25bps in March as we speak.

[Anonymous No.53447946]

>>53447919
Depends what coal stocks you have. Newcastle is fucked. NG killed it. Met is probably bullish with China entering their new year.

[Anonymous No.53447949]

>>53447924
>Macedonians are just hill billy Greeks.

this is known.

[Anonymous No.53447952]

>>53447884
>How do you not see or listen to them
my base case is a lot of people die in the next 5 years, which is deflationary

[Anonymous No.53447953]

>>53447903
What plays did you have, just curious?

[Anonymous No.53447955]

Who the fuck is buying? Like are you retarded lol? Gonna hit the QE 0% rate highs at 5% rates now? Huh little retard? “Don’t fight the fed unless the fed is hawkish”

[Anonymous No.53447957]

>>53446841
Take an empty cup and fill it with the toilet water pls

[Anonymous No.53447958]

>>53447927
high

[Anonymous No.53447959]

>>53447930
What's the symbol on her necklace represent???

[Anonymous No.53447963]

>>53447949
lmfao I think I've argued with you about this before.

[Anonymous No.53447967]

>>53447935
>tfw you realize drilling for more oil is the only way to fix inflation

[Anonymous No.53447969]

Cramer says BABA is the only Chinese stock he'd buy. Exit your positions asap.

[kys bootlickers No.53447970]

>>53447935
we only go down if its 75, which we all know it wont be.
50 is priced in.
25 will cause euphoria.
well be 410 by the time fomc. might drop to 400.
all your puts below 400 will expire worthless.

[Anonymous No.53447972]

>>53447928
imagine going bearish after QE start
not even retail is this retarded and he's a """professional"""
how he still manages other peoples money is beyond me

[Anonymous No.53447974]

>>53447958
What are frogs like this actually used for? I'm hoping the answer isn't "cooking" even though that seems likely.

[Anonymous No.53447975]

>>53447884
>Wait until you find out why more and more people are having allergic reactions to beef and eggs...
what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.53447976]

>>53447367
How does smg think this will age by the end of 2023?

[Anonymous No.53447977]

>>53447959
Saturn, I believe.

[Anonymous No.53447982]

So, crab til power/sour hour? Which one will it be today?

[Anonymous No.53447985]

>>53447976
end of 2023? i'd give it two weeks at best

[Anonymous No.53447986]

>>53447974
you can weigh them

[kys bootlickers No.53447987]

>>53447928
100% summed it up perfectly sir.

[Anonymous No.53447990]

>>53447953
KOLD shorts for March. It probably would have been ok, but Im a very emotional trader, my greatest weakness. Didnt help that Im playing with options when I usually dont so seeing a big loss triggered me.

[Anonymous No.53447991]

>>53447959
star of remphan

[Anonymous No.53447997]

>>53447972
>imagine going bearish after QE start
ok yeah that is pretty retarded

[Anonymous No.53448002]

>>53446841
Went to McDonald's over the weekend for the first time in probably 6 months and ordered a spicy chicken sandwich. The chicken tasted like it wasn't even a full piece of chicken but a hockey puck of shredded carcass trimmings that was mostly fat. Had the texture of a form sponge. It was fucking shit. That's what I get for straying from taco bell.

[Anonymous No.53448008]

[Anonymous No.53448009]

>>53447969
Hes not wrong. Baba looks like it will fall a little from here though.

[Anonymous No.53448011]

>>53447959
Its some esoteric shit I saw in an anime once.

[Anonymous No.53448015]

>>53447855
it can, zoom out

[Anonymous No.53448017]

>>53447991
BAM A LAM

[Anonymous No.53448019]

>>53447967
Literally how it played out with Volcker.

>Of course, everyone knows the high-level story; Volcker broke the back of inflation by taking rates into the stratosphere, inducing a recession, taking the heat from politicians and the populace, and sticking to his principles. He had only one mission; defeating inflation. Nothing stood in his way, and he kept at it until the mission was accomplished. As a result of Volcker’s sacrifices, we’ve since experienced four consecutive decades of economic boom. Or that’s how everyone seems to remember the situation today. What if there were other contributing factors?
-https://adventuresincapitalism.com/2022/06/13/volcker-and-inflation/

[Anonymous No.53448023]

>>53447952
Spoopy but good point/10

I agree- and hope it doesn't happen.

[Anonymous No.53448025]

>>53448008
>adjusted for inflation
100k in 2003 is like earning 200-300k today in a lot of markets

[Anonymous No.53448029]

To all the Oil barons at there you can thank me. I sold CC's last week and now we happen to be pumping

[Anonymous No.53448032]

>>53447986
That roach was playing a dangerous game messing with a hamchad like that.

[Anonymous No.53448038]

>>53448008
what did the universe mean by this?

[Anonymous No.53448044]

>>53448002
Never stray from the Bell

[Anonymous No.53448049]

buy CHTR for tomorrow earnings
you don't want to miss out like I told (You) on STX yesterday, right?

[Anonymous No.53448054]

>>53447963
LMAO I thought the same thing when I saw what you wrote.

Peace be to you fellow shit poster.

[Anonymous No.53448055]

>broker doesn’t send my money out
>can’t locate my payment
>just randomly decides to add money to custody for me
Custodial banks are such a scam. Imagine just being able to credit yourself millions of dollars for free lmao

[Anonymous No.53448062]

>>53448049
>CHTR
>+6.59 (+1.63%)
juice looks pre-squoze

[Anonymous No.53448065]

>>53448029
Don't worry. It always comes back around to let the CCs expire worthless.
Have some faith in the system.

[Anonymous No.53448067]

GO DOWN AND DUMP YOU STUPID FUCKING LINES NOW!

[Anonymous No.53448073]

Please go to 404, I dont wanna be homeless. Please

[Anonymous No.53448075]

>>53447955
bobos are the ones fighting the fed now, rates are hitting 5% at most and its priced in.

[Anonymous No.53448074]

>>53447970
Bond >futures are only pricing in 25 then 25. 25 then 50 is bearish. And considering oil's current trendline, they may follow up that 50 with another 25.

[Anonymous No.53448076]

>>53448062
my entry is $309 but bought some more today
still big upside

[Anonymous No.53448082]

Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.53448089]

>>53448073
You might say 404 is... not found.

[Anonymous No.53448091]

>>53447955
I'm fighting the Fed because the treasury will sucker punch Powell later this year.

[Anonymous No.53448092]

>>53448044
Taco bell truly is the GOAT. He's right. The menu just speaks to you. The quesarito is gods gift to man.

[Anonymous No.53448093]

>>53448019
Because Ragan ordered him to and gave him cover.

>Imagine thinking any Dem prez will have the fortitude and moral standing to do what best, contrary to their approval ratings.

We can only hope- but I don't trust them to do what's right.

[Anonymous No.53448094]

>>53448073
But if it does I might be homeless. One of us will be homeless, or snibs might pull off getting us both

[Anonymous No.53448102]

>>53448075

100 bps of cuts are priced in this year, retard. Let’s see Jerome’s reaction to that when CPI literally goes up next month. I’m sure he’s ecstatic to cut rates at 3.3% unemployment

[Anonymous No.53448107]

Why didn't you buy SKYT at $9?
It'll probably go to $11 EoW.

[Anonymous No.53448108]

>>53448038
Poors don't understand interest rates on mortgages.

[Anonymous No.53448114]

>>53448107
No ones buying your pump and dump lmao

[Anonymous No.53448115]

>>53448092
>The quesarito is gods gift to man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XHsDJ-9EDs

[Anonymous No.53448116]

Invest in utopia

Progress=immortality

[Anonymous No.53448119]

>>53448107
>EoW
End of day.

[Anonymous No.53448120]

FUCK SILVERGATE

[Anonymous No.53448124]

>>53448102
Inflation is already over, we're going to experience dangerous deflation is Powell doesn't start cutting soon. Just accept that you lost, bobo. There's still time to go long before we hit 5000 in March.

[Anonymous No.53448128]

Eating a whole stick of butter worth of food in the span of two days in the form of chocolate icing is fine right? I didn't eat it all in one sitting I let it space out for another day.

[Anonymous No.53448133]

>>53447757

[Anonymous No.53448134]

>he isnt buying NVDA $500 leaps

[Anonymous No.53448135]

>>53448065
Bless me Allah to wipe the buyers of my calls their premium, and to run the infidel dogs from the tech market.


ALLAH IS GREAT

[Anonymous No.53448140]

>>53448094
>>53448089
I can't believe it, this can't be happening to me.

[Anonymous No.53448142]

I love China

[Anonymous No.53448150]

>>53448073
D-did you go all in on 0dte SPY options anon?

[Anonymous No.53448154]

>>53448114
You're too schizo to make it

>>53448119
God I hope so. Looking forward to more cope from those missing out on yet another no brainier.

[Anonymous No.53448168]

>>53448049
Fine, but only because I remember your STX shilling and you're my financial advisor.

[Anonymous No.53448177]

>>53448116
Why would the capital be in Montgomery? Surely they would have kept it in Virginia or built a planned city where Havana is

[Anonymous No.53448179]

>>53448134
sold my NVDA far too early weeks ago...
can't believe this shit is still running
and no-news anon is somehow quiet during this exuberance. it gained 40% within 30 (!) days .. imagine still buying unironically

[Anonymous No.53448181]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.53448185]

are we recovering or is this another bear market rally

[Anonymous No.53448187]

>>53448067
This can't go for long,our suffering will end soon

[Anonymous No.53448190]

>>53448154
Seriously, no one cares about your microcap profitless shitco.
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but it needed to be said.

Buy INTC for comfy gains.

[Anonymous No.53448211]

>>53448093
That too but read the article. Kuppy's arguing that interest rates themselves weren't the key back then and wouldn't fix things now.

[Anonymous No.53448217]

>>53448190
>shilling INTC
Ahahaha
AHAHAHAHA
enjoy your diversity shitco.

[Anonymous No.53448223]

>>53448190
>Buy INTC for comfy gains.
but yahoo says that PC sales have collapsed!

[Anonymous No.53448226]

Will be selling my NUGT tomorrow for at least a 20% profit. Great trade to start the year

[Anonymous No.53448228]

>>53448140
Losses imprisoning me... all that I see...

[Anonymous No.53448237]

>>53448190
I'm sorry, are you betting against America?

[Anonymous No.53448239]

>>53448128
No, anon, that's wonderful. Keep up the good work. And talk to your doctor about any weight gain or symptoms of pre-diabetes.

Disclosure: I own NVO

[Anonymous No.53448240]

>>53448168
both of us are going to eat good tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53448252]

>>53448190
Free chips act tax dollars desu.

[Anonymous No.53448254]

>>53448150
no monday/wednesday/friday are still the best 0dte

[Anonymous No.53448257]

>>53448226
Based off anything in particular or just ~~vibes~~?

[kys bootlickers No.53448260]

>>53448254
why is that

[Anonymous No.53448273]

oh god im spiraling out of control i never should have been allowed to touch options.

[Anonymous No.53448275]

>>53448190
>Don’t buy this other guy’s microcap!
>Buy the shitty chipmaker that is going to be in earnings hell for the next 15 years while it gets lapped by IBM!

[Anonymous No.53448303]

WTF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53448306]

>>53448257
When I bought it I marked in my calendar that I would sell it tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53448309]

I was afraid we might not pump into fomc for le epic dump but it seems my fears were unfounded.

[Anonymous No.53448310]

>>53447930
its hard to decide what is a good limit. seems 10% changes are totally possible

[Anonymous No.53448312]

>>53448273
Just use CFDs like normal men.

[Anonymous No.53448318]

>>53448273
Options are for:
* Leverage of boring stocks (via LEAPS)
* Time-sensitive information you want to act on
* Degenerate gambling

Just remember those choices the next time you see the words "put" or "call".

[Anonymous No.53448332]

>>53448318
Options are for hedge funds making money on their stock holdings from retail losers.

[Anonymous No.53448338]

>gm, your honor, gm
>My client, Mrs. Pelosi, did not know that she was not allowed to profit.

[Anonymous No.53448343]

so when we crashing this economy boys? I got fat stacks in my savings to dump into everyday essentials water companies, power, gas & oil, food farming and fertilizer stocks but don't want to start those investments too early

[Anonymous No.53448344]

>>53448332
>retail
I'm Retailacus!

[Anonymous No.53448347]

>>53448260
open interest highest liquidity days, maybe once the spy 0dte everyday thing has gone on for a few years it'll get more active everyday like spx. but for now just a larger audience on the legacy 0dte days. maybe i'm just conditioned to trade that way...

[Anonymous No.53448350]

>>53448306
Your calendar might be on to something. GLD's pinged on the dumb retail money radar and DXY might be putting in a bottom.

Only bullish factor I can think of is continued autistic buying by the Chinamen at the PBOC.

[Anonymous No.53448367]

>>53448168
>and you're my financial advisor.
oh and btw. don't close your STX completely. take some off the table (like your initial) but let your winners run. it received a lot of analysts upgrades today after good earnings. it will (almost always) keep going after such double digits up moves on the following day

[Anonymous No.53448368]

>>53448332
That too. But none of us here are running hedge funds. Probably.

[Anonymous No.53448386]

>>53448367
Alas, didn't hop onto that one but cheers, Drinkspepe.

[Anonymous No.53448401]

>>53448368
i started a fund with a friend, we have 25mil aum, minimum is 100k to join, 2 and 15 instead of 2 and 20 because we just started. we out here anon

[Anonymous No.53448406]

>>53448368
full disclosure, i'm a hedge fund
mostly come here to spy on those fags in the other schizo thread about that one stock

[BREAD No.53448426]

>>53448419
>>53448419
>>53448419

[Anonymous No.53448428]

FUCK I FUCKED UP

[kys bootlickers No.53448440]

>>53448347
well i do know one thing, since 0DE spy hasnt traded the same.

[Anonymous No.53448442]

>>53448343
Bear consensus is that 4100 is the highest we possibly go before the next leg down which starts in 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.53448466]

>>53448211
>interest rates themselves weren't the key back then

A theory that has to do with not effecting the demand side of inflation to fix it.

>IDK sounds too easy and out of touch.

[Anonymous No.53448471]

>>53448442
>which starts in 2 weeks
and also on no news

[Anonymous No.53448483]

>>53448442
>2MW

[Anonymous No.53448486]

>>53446775
>Brokers
>https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

Tgis text in the pastebin
>Ibkr pro is $1 per trade and it costs you 10$/month of inactivity fees (whether you make 0 trade or 10 trades per month it will cost you 10$)
Does not match description on IBKR site which claim no inactivity fee even for pro account

[Anonymous No.53448549]

>>53448486
they ended it last year yeah

[Anonymous No.53448575]

why is BZFD moving?

[Anonymous No.53448580]

>>53448575
They said they are going to significantly increase their AI generated content.

[Anonymous No.53448591]

>>53448580
too late to buy. I know it's gonna dump and closea round $2.5

[Anonymous No.53448597]

>>53448591
Maybe, it seems like the market is just looking for any AI play it can make.

[Anonymous No.53448656]

>>53448580
>soulless robotic AI content would be a vast improvement on soulless robotic west coast liberal content
the market speaks truth

[Anonymous No.53448725]

>>53448580
There's also rumor of Meta paying Buzzfeed for content

[Anonymous No.53450357]

>>53446775
is the recession really over?